Lovecraft Monster F**ker Dating Sim

[@Mossymoss69]

My friend almost went as Ln’etta to a con one year. The night before the con, she couldn’t find the tentacle stuff she was using in her special effect makeup. The morning of she took her dog for a walk AND FOUND THEM IN THE SHIT 💀💀💀 We just ended up going as L from Death Note (she had a black wig from a previous cosplay) and Mabel from Gravity Falls

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@astraldr4gon]

that's so sad though 😭 also that gives me an idea to cosplay as lnetta

[@cinnamuaroll]

god damn 😭😭😭

[@themostcertified4377]

No offense, but how’d the dog get the stuff anyway??? Was she keeping them on the floor? Or did the dog leap up

[@cinnamuaroll]

@@themostcertified4377 dogs are crazy animals. I’m sure there wasn’t a way for the dog to get it, but it *found* a way

[@ClownHoundII]

When I played this game, I got attached to the pet turtle and called him Donnie. When that ritual came up I gasped like one of the tmnt got smoked.

[@genericname2747]

Most heartbreaking death in gaming history

[@tinybionic8940]

H.P lovecraft is busting in his grave

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

Nah, lovecraft only busts if Cthulhu is white. This chick is CLEARLY of color. (Ya see it’s funny because Lovecraft was racist and in the call of Cthulhu itself Cthulhu is worshipped by native death cults that murder babies or whatever I’m not racist I swear)

[@dragondust5023]

@@p-__ please never say those words in that particular order again

[@Nae_ex]

​@@dragondust5023 he's a veteran at that😊

[@Accountthatexists]

Its a bot over the entire platform​@@dragondust5023

[@michaelurmo7984]

I love how L'neta at first is all "yeah no thanks" about you for most of the first date, and then the second date happens and it's all lovey dovey at first sight.

[@c0rpsy369]

L'neta just needed to see she was, in fact, appreciated.

[@gboogie3257]

L’neta is absolutely the cutest spirit demon of all of them

[@greninjastorm6734]

Darling is indeed built different. He thirsts after cosmic horrors and somehow remains sane in their presence lol

[@jackb.207]

He is anything but sane, in game you can wash your face in the sink to look into the reality for short time, he is absolutely bonkers from the start.

[@themysticarcher3313]

You can’t break a mind that was never there to begin with

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Lesser men would fall apart from just barely witnessing her. But the main character is not just build different, his mind is made outta fking adamantium.

[@Pihsrosnec]

see the truck is he's already completely insane, he probably went insane the day he had that vision of an elder gods face now that I'm thinking about it

[@marlonhughes2718]

I knew this guy would play this game right up his fucking alley

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@genericname2747]

All this game needs is a dead man in a rabbit suit

[@sundriedlemonn]

"thank u kwite for another dating sim vid" we all say in unison

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@Breadslaughter]

⁠Okay, @@p-__. That’s nice.

[@lightnergamingz7375]

@p-__ We did NOT say in unison

[@len-uj8ez]

thank u kwite for another dating sim vid

[@Sigma_furry69]

Thank u kwite for another dating sim vid

[@genericname2747]

Honestly, this is better cosmic horror than some cosmic horror stories

[@suruxstrawde8322]

Frrrr, the space light story could never

[@muzankibutsuji8919]

Btw kwite there is a sequel (which is also a prequal?) To the game which i HIGHLY recommend playing. Its called sucker to love, date to die for and it is absolutely amazing. Somehow even tops this game 😉

[@suruxstrawde8322]

Milf game mentioned

[@air2723]

He almost played a date to die for first. Luckily chat told him to play this one before.

[@sparklepugtea]

That one guy who wrote swimming in 4-D needs a RAISE

[@lukasmagana466]

GOD i hope you play the sequel on stream

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@That_guy69696]

​@p-__ that's because he can't

[@lukasmagana466]

No way im getting bot replies

[@waddledeepaddy24]

that's likely the plan (hopefully, if they don't forget) since at the start of the original stream they were actually gonna play it before someone (me :3) mentioned that this game existed

[@firestorm5371]

I think it is more of a prequel from the story

[@UsefulHarpoon]

wow what a VIDEO COVER kwite never fails to make me question my life choices

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@UsefulHarpoon]

@@p-__ agree (^^ゞ

[@somerandomperson9670]

@@p-__ waow amazing

[@Basilbasilisk]

This reinforces my life choices

[@foxyfricker2000]

Real

[@DocDocGoose15]

This is such a great game. Not even in like a horny way, it's just a fun concept that's executed really well

[@Wrath_of_the_bagel]

i can not explain how much i love sucker for love and like monster prom. those types of dating sims give me life.

[@dearkoma_]

24:40 not *A* Sweetheart, THE Sweetheart. FROM OMORI

[@D3m0nicArtz-vw1pc]

Fr-

[@Cjh137]

YASSS

[@takrak]

Yipppeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[@d2s260]

0:02 None of those words are in the Bible

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

"Monster" might be in there, but I think you're right about "Lovecraftian", and "Dating simulator"

[@makeandbreakgames1791]

Seek jesus... And send me the source

[@Kona_Brewed]

I can't wait for him to do the nyanlathotep route, she's my favorite :)

[@deluxxyfan7tristanwood961]

i would simply not bother trying to comprehend things beyond my comprehension, id ignore it honestly

[@Reniroll]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S MICHAELA LAWS!

[@alexmitchell1182]

It was so hilarious watching this because for someone like kwote its definitely something I could see them playing lmao.

[@lokinoks3602]

Aint no way this dropped 14 seconds ago

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@Jorbisold]

Ain’t no way this dropped 14 hours ago

[@kaen0m0re]

interesting. i will study you in a terrarium

[@drowsydr]

24:38 sweetheart as in the character from omori dude

[@A_combustible_lemon]

I always knew the welsh were Eldridge Horrors. Side note, all this talk about the fourth dimension makes me want to see kwite play 4D golf.

[@RatatouilleProductions]

Book two, carcosa is the planet/ realm that Lovecraft made for these eldritch monsters to make home planet

[@mistuh69420]

You actual fools it’s pronounced Woos-Tur-Shur (I am from NE so like, that is the center of Lovecraftian horrors)

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

😂😂😂

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

IM A LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR

[@yunhoiknowleeknow9147]

This doesn’t even matter, but by “Woos” do you mean like woo as is the celebratory exclamation? Instead of other common pronunciations like “War” or “Wer”?

[@mistuh69420]

@@yunhoiknowleeknow9147 as in saying wuss

[@justanothergamer64]

I cant wait to watch you play the sequel! Its even better than this game and its a bit harder, not to mention it has more survival elements. Also, remember the name Muu, the unknown person who wrote all the "spellbooks".

[@oldethangamertv8001]

oh! sure this wont go wrong at all

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

Incredible title

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@giraffe8660]

29:43 Literally writing an essay on Romeo and Juliet as he says this lmao!

[@spookay69]

It’s actually really a good game glad to see you play it

[@beaksters]

You must do a full game playthrough of the pigeon one, and I mean every route, every single one is a treat.

[@snappycat360]

4:34 that actually made me spit out my drink

[@themysticarcher3313]

Maybe lovecraftian horrors beyond human comprehension stay that way because they know that humans would try to fuck them if they were comprehensible

[@WallebyDamned]

A mouth in the hand is worth two in the bush

[@_the_fritz]

31:55 “Because I’m pregnant-“ Oh… yeah that make more sense…

[@silliestkittyever]

This was super fun to watch u play!!! I remember watching u play the first part (which was also how i discovered you!!) I had no idea they came out with a second game for this series!!!

[@Shadowiann_]

aww, he didnt get to the tall egyptian catgirl mommy part

[@JustCheakingIn]

"I am Kwite 👍" Killed me ☠️ ( 44:44 )

[@ZeCroutonLord]

LMAO REAL

[@Pickletron275]

No way Markiplier pl ayed this one

[@suruxstrawde8322]

And was practically barking at the cat

[@Pickletron275]

@@suruxstrawde8322 cause he got that DAWG in him!

[@Inturned4real]

What’s the kwote of the day Kwite?

[@HelpgirlImphotosynthesis-fl5ni]

This game is powered by the centrifugal force of Lovecraft spinning in his grave

[@thecollectors_ipad]

KWITE PLEASE STOP WITH THESE THUMBNAILS MY MOM CHECKS MY HISTORY 😭😭😭

[@thorax5065]

Bro someone has to make a mod for this game voicing over the protagonists line with Kwites.

[@doog462]

I really hope this brings more attention to these games

[@C00lguy]

Chat was going WILD bro🫵💀

[@justcommenting8567]

site-51 would have a field day with this blinkery

[@justcommenting8567]

also, assuming standard scp-style memetics are a thing in this reality-assemblage, it is theoretically possible to embed oneself into the mind(s) of one of these eldritch beings and ensure your immortality+. (immortality+ ensures you do not end when your reality ends)

[@Pihsrosnec]

​@@justcommenting8567you're making a lot of assumptions there, like that memetics would work on a cosmic horror entity. seems unlikely since they themselves have similar properties so if they were vulnerable they'd be constantly driven insane by themselves

[@Bexcalibur]

YOOO SUCKER FOR LOVE!! Love your vids btw

[@ItzPeechYT]

" a ritual uzi"

[@tinniesealjiji]

Thumbnail is crazy

[@CloudySkysDoseNothing]

0:45 kwites friends played this before apparently

[@mistuh69420]

This shit has got so many Eldritch Deep Cuts

[@Greed...]

Kwite isn't bisexual, he's just thinking in 4 dimensions

[@Furrynoob9170]

Bro the ending to part 2 hurt like hell. My heart was actually aching watching that. The way that she started crying was difficult to watch bro. At least when she falls back asleep we’ll meet again but still that shi hurt.

[@BreedableVaporeon0978]

I love this game but man do I love the sequel infinetly more

[@BrokenToaster7321]

Ln'eta is literally gender goals

[@Ozpex]

I literally referenced this game a week ago and was like “What happened to that game?”

[@thefriendshiptrio6983]

Did anyone else recognize Michaela Laws voice

[@SydonieRowe]

I reconized her voice immediately!😂

[@edenthrogmorton6467]

I love how the voice actor for yandere Chan is voicing the demon

[@Deja_gru]

It’s about TIME you got here!! (Squidward voice)

[@kellofqueers]

"Who here is saying she's a Sweetheart" ITS AN OMORI REFRENCCCCEEEEE also yea she does

[@Tinymapleart]

Are we just not to acknowledge the fact that missys eyepatch changes which eye its on

[@cosmicredpanda2420]

Oh god I remember this game. And now it has a sequel? Woag

[@jordynxs]

24:40 NO LIKE THE CHARACTER FROM OMORI SWEETHEARTT

[@parkerhamilton2142]

Here before 'This content has been age restricted.'

[@broits3am]

Love the guy who came in the stream right when Kwite smooched a squid and was like "WTF IS HAPPENING"

[@purplepaps3622]

Kwite my king, please finish the game

[@matthewboire6843]

I am not surprised Kwite is playing this

[@andistansbury4366]

Oh, knowing what we know, knowing what we don't know.

[@P0werH0use911]

Just wanna say, whenever I bring up images of you and springtrap together (because I try to draw them but of me and him 😍) all my friends go “OMG KWITE! POOKIE BEAR” as I do the same. Take it as you will :3 (p.s we can share springtrap but you get more time with him, it’s only fair since I’m having a baby shower and gender reveal at school)

[@Kyzrin]

25:40 this might be a bar

[@pyrodegenarate6925]

They don’t call him LOVEcraft for nothing

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

7:53 GASP

[@mehmetkaya1089]

So glad this game is gaining popularity again

[@thedarkgenious7967]

oh kell Kwite playing Sucker for Love?!?? did Christmas come early?

[@flurraz7083]

10:17 Suger Mommy

[@that-weird-truamatised-kid]

yk its a good day when kwite posts

[@FUJ1_B0Y]

Eye socket job is crazy 😭

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

Man, kwoite is one loyal husbando

[@XxLightwingxX]

Ngl I wanna see Kwite do chapter 3 with Nyanlathotep or however you spell it

[@SwingingTweak]

Ln’eta really making those mommy issues hit hardddd for us broskis

[@shisakani8396]

Why did I watch this without skipping even 5 seconds once

[@Isthisfa477]

I recognized Ln’eta ‘s voice actress a lil too fast (I fr paused it and thought “IS THAT MICHAELA LAW!?”)

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

Kwitttteeeee keep playing these games!

[@fondergnu]

Lmao book should have been a new color as a nod to the Color Out Of Space book

[@thanatospimentel]

As a malevolent fan, this is the plot of the podcast

[@Rokanaoi]

I love Keith’s videos

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

25:04 THE TEST

[@King93james5]

3:33 imagine summoning a demon and it says send me back

[@kirillfedoryshyn1201]

The jucking fact he said its pretty good is makin me dye 3 times over

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

I love her(aka all entities)

[@Léopital]

AYO I DIDN'T SEE THIS WAS ALMOST AN HOUR LONG YAYYY

[@andricerobinson3029]

I wish I had this game

[@jacksoncouts8598]

king in white is honestly my favorite ending

[@Envy_o70]

He should play a date with death its really fun and cute lmao

[@thorax5065]

Literally anyone who got this game: 4:33 Also the Eldritch horror test: 7:52 Kwite neuron activation: 18:29

[@acciprovus3614]

Honestly one of my favorite games

[@W1ck3d_Dr3ams]

I watched half of it live. Got disturbed and had to leave

[@slightlymorepotatoes6551]

24:38 I think Missy will be my new voiceclaim for Sweetheart from Omori

[@slightlymorepotatoes6551]

Competing with Renge from OHSHC

[@GooberPrime]

12:15 why is their Cr1tikal impression so fuckin good?