Lululemon Thinks Cristela Alonzo Is Too Fat to Work Out | Netflix Is A Joke

[@JD-dh7bk]

"I went to the gym today... tomorrow I'll go inside. " lmfao Haha hahaha Haha hahaha

[@austenhead5303]

I once paid for a gym membership for a whole year and never set foot in there. The struggle is real.

[@ohdamnman]

Baby steps still win a marathon forward movement counts

[@kammclamb222]

"I had to find it first dude!" lol

[@ngocishere]

That's such a good line

[@roxannesmith9776]

Lol

[@Chlo-ee]

"If you don't know what Lululemon is, it's a store that sells workout clothes for people who don't need to workout"

[@mel3515]

Hahahhahaha... thats kinda true

[@btwentyfive9852]

🤣🤣 true $$$$$$

[@epictraart5211]

I was reading this comment Amat the exact same time she was saying it

[@fernandosoren3068]

I realize I'm quite randomly asking but do anybody know of a good place to watch new movies online?

[@dexterishaan2093]

@Fernando Soren I use Flixzone. You can find it by googling :)

[@abartha2010]

"Andale, Pepe!"....🤣🤣🤣

[@RowinMarkov]

"The Mc Rib came back more than my dad" shiiit, relatable.

[@joanneweiss3864]

She is genius, adorable, 1000% relatable😂 the story of my workout life LMFAO 😂⭐💯🎉🙌👏

[@laurawalker3687]

Agree that Lululemon has a shit sizing range. And how much of that $80 bucks goes back to the poor women sewing for 3c/hr in Bangladesh?? This is why the fashion industry is a disaster.

[@telectronix1368]

it's 'fast fashion', like fast food.

[@laurah6166]

Try girlfriend collective! They have inclusive sizing and always offer deals!

[@commonsens3]

Agree. Lululemon is a trash

[@Acidfunkish]

They're manufactured in Vancouver, Canada, actually.

[@mkute4784]

@@laurah6166 just checked out the website and omg it’s all ethically made and is super cheap in comparison to lululemon! thanks for the suggestion!!

[@enigel1969]

That’s why people who exercise live longer: their 4 minutes feel like 20...

[@karencarney7595]

ROTFLMAO

[@tracybison]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@Dustpattyanya]

"$6 bucks for a pint of strawberry...for that much money you better show me white people picking that fruit" TOO MUCH TO HANDLE! hahaha

[@dannycervantes9483]

I also remember this

[@epeters6933]

"For six bucks, you better show me a picture of white people picking that fruit" 😂😂😂👌

[@reganwolf4405]

😆😅👌🏼

[@shazhussain3447]

That’s shits real 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MariaGonzalezGifts]

💀💀

[@luciasoosova2182]

That one killed me XD

[@Andre141795]

HAHAHAAHAHHA

[@gv3793]

My mom always says “People back home eat only vegetables because they grow them and can’t afford meat. Here, you have to be rich to buy vegetables.”

[@teemaro5703]

Same here.

[@kali4421]

And seafood too😂

[@pawsitivenooz]

You can't grow them?

[@justdl]

​@@pawsitivenoozno. You're going to waste more money. I used to farm and if you want to garden you are going to end up losing more money if you decide to garden instead of buying it at the supermarket. If you want to eat cleaner and better tasting vegetables go ahead and garden. Just dont do it if you're doing it to save money.

[@darmillionaire]

The irony of "development" is that in the so-called poor countries (majority of which are in the tropics) healthy food is so cheap. For instance in Tanzania avocados sell for 20 to 22 US cents.

[@jessidiary4884]

@Email Siapa aja boleh In Kenya it's below 1 dollar

[@thetongueofangels1882]

Also, i have my own avocado tree. Many of us have our own trees 😂 and also our meals are made up of everything in the food groups. You got the protein, the carb, the veg etc etc etc

[@LA-gh3mi]

£1 each here in the U.K

[@sheriemirza6988]

Yes, because it grows there and belongs there....not in North Europe. If you eat what grows seasonally where you live its likely to be healthy (read nutritious), not to mention sustainable. Where I grew up you only get certain foods in certain seasons...take it or leave it...means there is no over indulgence in exotic strawberries or bluberries (don't grow there naturally) and there is respect for what is available when its available.

[@carinewiththevoice7901]

Rumor is she still waiting for the next Monday 😂

[@rosaazul88]

I'm still waiting for the 1st 🤣😂

[@seebeyondurself1st82]

😂😂

[@rudyspective1870]

"Andale Pepe!" Lost it!!

[@JPitty2011]

Whole foods should have a layaway.... Priceless 🤣

[@kimberlyalejandre8076]

Lmao

[@AA-qt1hi]

This woman is my legit spirit animal... she hit it all on the nail...and i laughed cause it's ALL me Lord!

[@jessface777]

Just in case anyone is wondering, Old Navy has affordable workout clothes that are probably similar quality lol..anyways this is hilarious

[@fsjafsja508]

Thanks! That actually helped me (need affordable workout clothes.) 🤗❤️

[@jessface777]

@@fsjafsja508 Great! Glad I could help!

[@keishamariedouglas]

Old navy workout clothes are the best!!! 🙌🏽

[@priscillaguzman8072]

Yeeessss Old Navy is the best

[@thatbolyengirlfan6187]

Or walmart

[@Cvzar07]

She's hilarious...the bit about watching zumba while eating popcorn had me rolling 😆

[@corneliaeleanore3215]

The worst is that she's not even fat she's barely a bit overweight. So I imagine real fat people searching for workout clothes. The wolrd is insane!

[@kes3959]

Nope, high enough BMI to qualify for a COVID vaccine under serious medical condition. I say this as someone who currently probably wears the same size. Of course a BMI is not as good a measurement as your body fat percentage.

[@CIslas-im1um]

Workout clothes should be big enough to fit a 200+ pounds because those are the people who want to start working out!

[@Reivax-zr4xg]

@@CIslas-im1um you don't need workout clothes to workout

[@Person1865]

@@Reivax-zr4xg shopping for workout clothes is the only fun part of working out.

[@karensavageau4622]

Don't need to workout, just cut your carbs...

[@micahguillemette3344]

Lululemons is a horrible company and you're better off without them honestly

[@awoman9750]

I can honestly say that I’ve never purchased anything at Lulu Lemon. If my clothes are going to be made in Bangladesh, they better be cheap. I buy Old Navy.

[@embershen364]

Really comfortable, I wear them as pajamas

[@kdfkdf1711]

fresh food is expensive and goes bad within a week. i eat frozen veggies and fresh fruit.

[@ednakravitz2738]

KDF Kdf it’s a comedy show

[@susanwright7682]

Still true tho!

[@DazraelArianos]

That's part of why it keeps you healthy. Walking to the store for more every few days instead of buying half a years supply and devouring it in one month sitting in front of the tv.

[@karlsvensk393]

Look out for the brigade of angry people coming to educate you on how you just don't get comedy or understand what it's like to be poor.

[@ArthurEarl23]

she talked while running on stage, your in shape.

[@africaart]

Her fat is only at the center of her body.

[@eatandbehoopy9937]

@@africaart that’s the most dangerous place to have fat. Visceral fat

[@asthenamesuggests9513]

Hello, no offense to you or to her, but her body type (apple) is the type with most risk of diabetes, fatty liver and heart disease, because she wear her weight mostly on her torso and stomach. You can see how tiny her limbs are in comparison to her torso area.

[@MikasaAckerman-zc5nj]

When I first started working out I felt like 4 minutes was 20-30 minutes. Side note, I would pay to watch someone jog with a day laborer holding their boobs up for them.

[@rlno1reatr]

"The Mcrib came back more than my Dad" 😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@jtarantula3390]

“Ay, I need scissors” lmao

[@codychavarria6088]

I Iove the energy on stage, the physical comedy 🤣 😂 😅

[@dingdong6593]

i think im going to use this joke " i tried working out but i dont think its going to workout

[@commonsens3]

The lululemon jokes is on point tho' why u only produce gym attire for size 0-6? 😂😂😂 hello lululemon, next dont be sneaky selling plus size attire with premium price, dont u dare!

[@ellencampbell3921]

My neighbor picks up loads of free food on Mondays and Wednesday from whole Foods for our seniors building. OMG. It was amazing this week. Fantastic staples and treats. They are very generous in donations ALWAYS.

[@susanwright7682]

Ellen Campbell I love hearing things like this❤️❤️❤️

[@alfie6129]

This crowd relates too well 😂😂

[@sumgirluknow1107]

“I sat down and watched the dvd like it’s a movie” (as I eat my popcorn) me so me. I’ll watch a workout video and eat a snack at the same time like oooohhh that’s how I’m supposed to do it, and then not do it🤣 I really do WANT to get into better shape though!

[@sympathy5359]

I just found out about her and I’m fking dying LMAOOOOO love how she doesn’t reuse her jokes

[@NamedForANightmare]

So true about eating healthy on a budget. Like you can buy enough carbs and peanut butter and pasta sauce to live for a week OR fixings for a single salad.

[@karlsvensk393]

If raw vegetables are the only thing you think is healthy, then yeah I guess. But in real life, carbs are good for you, especially cheap ones like beans and sweet potatoes. McDonalds is way more money than split pea soup when you're feeding a whole family, and she knows this. Literally the only time poverty demands fast food is when you are homeless and can't access a kitchen. Even then, I'd rather eat out of a tub of peanut butter from the corner store.

[@NamedForANightmare]

@@karlsvensk393 Oh I know there are healthy options that are inexpensive and last a long time, I love lentils and stuff, but fresh fruit and vegetables are important and it's kinda ridiculous how expensive they can be. If you're really short on money what are you gonna buy, a bag of pasta or potatoes, or a couple oranges or some spinach? I agree with the fast food thing though, we never got McDonald's when I was a kid. Usually once a week we got a frozen pizza that was made at the grocery store for like $5 and get a couple meals out of that.

[@karlsvensk393]

@@NamedForANightmare When I'm most hard up I try to avoid delicate foods and stick to hearty things like cabbage, beets, apples, onion, carrot. Also processed foods like applesauce, canned sauerkraut, frozen green beans, canned tomato, etc. I think the real trouble with poverty is eating nuts, seeds, spices, and herbs which are all important sources of nutrients, but don't get talked about as health food the way people fetishize grapes or cucumbers or whatever. Dollar store dusty seasonings that are mostly salt, and tiny rancid packs of fried nuts are not in the same universe as fresh hemp seeds, turmeric, etc.

[@NamedForANightmare]

@@karlsvensk393 True! Getting some good long lasting stuff is key, my grocery list at college was very much based on stuff that would last a few weeks.

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[@lerekomalapile3488]

That strawberry joke at the end though LOL

[@beckygrajeda2402]

Amazing!

[@awahfelix5071]

You better show me a picture of white people picking that fruit 😂😂😂

[@go8663]

"Better show me white people picking that fruit." Lol

[@Invisiblenotbroken]

My sister and I were kicked out of a Zumba class for being disruptive...proud moments

[@Balouthegreat]

The McRib came back more than my Dad I applaud 👏🏽 this 👑 She has earned my respect and I think I love her

[@annalisab8213]

She is hilarious even if she talks about serious stuff. How is that possible that healthy food is pricy in the USA? veggies and legumes should be the cheapest and affordable things... I mean! How can you live eating just fast food? :O

[@kayla-hn8zr]

Coming from someone who wants to lose weight, it isn't that bad of a price. Vegetables are more affordable than fast food. I can probably make a salad or low-carb chicken meal for the price of a 20 piece McNuggets meal. It's just hard to find the motivation to go to the store and make the food. LOL I get intensely lazy about cooking cause I'm used to my mom making me food. We live off food stamps, but she always buys frozen food for us so it's easy to make so I don't really care about cooking my own food, you know?

[@carrieullrich5059]

American food subsidies by the government make unhealthy food cheaper on purpose. 😥

[@erasmoreyesgalvan8854]

I’ve never laughed so much 😂 this girl is hilarious 😂 I love her!

[@maku5256]

🤣 Pepe would hold them for free.

[@Boopooh43]

This lady is off the chain 😂

[@temiigbaroola136]

I like her!! A relatable comedian I love it 👏🏾

[@Pronoobgodhacker2468]

She's hysterical!

[@Lmy976]

The McRib came back more times than my dad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrColtnutz]

The Mcrib came back more than my dad!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KINGDOMDAUGHTER]

So so so so funny I laugh, I cry laugh, I had hiccups laughs, and continue laughing to my healing Thank you kindly for posting all these funny funny comedians #laughter is medicine # laugh is fun # laughter rules & laughter rocks

[@mattyice1151]

She's so real lol

[@littlemars4482]

This blew out my mind because I live in Italy and McDonald's Is so expensive here I only eat it for my birthday. Like you have to pay 50 cents to get some mayo.

[@alexlazer7027]

I love how sometimes she has a bit of an accent that peeks through.

[@carlosserrano8425]

Technically everyone has an accent

[@shaynerpayner]

She is hilarious and so relatable!!!! Gorgeous as well.

[@sinthiafs]

Ela é hilaria! Adoro o show dela!

[@gdeco707]

I can totally relate about the Monday joke lol l can’t start my diet if isn’t a Monday

[@jzthompson9598]

Years ago, I found a little booklet for the 5-day diet. I did it for over a year. I ate a low calorie diet all week, and then, anything I wanted on the weekends. I can't tell you how wonderful it was to have the freedom to do what I wanted when I knew that I had given myself permission to start over every Monday. I think that's really what I still do. Big meals on weekends, basic grazing during the week. I've been the same weight for 40 years. Saves on the clothing budget, too.

[@lifeatthelake9305]

Freaking love her 😂

[@RichardSena-mi8lk]

JUST.FOUND.YOU.HAD.TEARS.ROLLING DOWN.MY.FACE.LLAUGHING.U.R FUNNY!!!!!!****

[@alicezaharian1759]

Omg shes hilarious . Just found another great comic . Awesome

[@lorduvaltv274]

i stopped the video with the first joke that shit was funny< " tomorrow im going in buuuutttt" lololol

[@rebeccaxia350]

lululemon’s sizing chart is just here to make women feel anxious about their body shapes. I’m usually a European XS/UK 0, but I can only fit in a lululemon size 4. Like who can even fit in a lulu size 0? A 10 yo girl? Even I’m slim I still think that’s a ridiculous mind strategy to sell a $80 yoga pants.

[@jameschio756]

One of neighbours that they jacked the price to $130. I heard it's a cult type work environment. They have workout days on your days off. If you do opt out you're seen as the black sheep. That you're dedicated to the cause. Uncertain if the practice still exists. Plus having men in that place. Let's just say that there too much enthusiasm and attention you so richly deserve. Not knocking them but it can be a tad much.

[@ambershockley8961]

"The mc rib came back more than my dad" ☠💀

[@wendelyncaldwell9428]

Andale, Pepe. Lmao

[@woolf1949]

I absolutely love this lady!!! 😂😂😂

[@scottrindal7859]

Such a great set. And her reactions and movements were as funny as her jokes.

[@Lovely-rm8np]

Gotta love her

[@HelloTuuuurdz]

The McRib came back more times then my dad -Daaaaaang

[@ThatTalkinGal]

She is Hysterical!!!!

[@Allieroias]

I’m going inside tomorrow! 😂

[@squirrelboss7067]

There is a McDonald’s right outside my gym. It was a problem when my husband and I would come out and we were hungry from working out. 🤷‍♀️🐷🤦‍♀️

[@kinqanqel8825]

McRib came back more than my dad.

[@jameslock5639]

I really wish some guy got up and was like ‘I AM here Cristela, it’s ur dad!’ (5:55)

[@lisas5211]

I agree with this entire routine

[@mrsaye499]

Give her a tv show.

[@JoseMartinez-ld6lz]

Ándale Pepe!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@marioruiz445]

She rocks

[@thearyaputra]

"Healthy food is bullshit." - Yeah.

[@maxrockatansky1271]

Put the donut down, Now! - Arnold Shwarzenegger

[@gaileverett6452]

The pearl from the Texas valley

[@supervegeta101]

She's like female fluffy.

[@burkematthews9092]

No she's actually funny

[@Seej1982]

Fluffy was on her tv show. If he wasn't on it, I wouldn't have known about her. She's awesome and a huge Beatles fan too! 😍😍😍😍

[@grizelmarquez949]

This is the best. I can’t stop laughing

[@Nonamebrand168]

Snap! Lol the Mc. Rib bit😆

[@sanjayrnaik]

Great observations. Kudos 👍

[@tarahalfbubbleoff]

Outrageously funny!! Nothing but love ♥

[@naomibanks3466]

I love her jokes, she's just so funny and real, go girl

[@DeKalbGal]

Every diet starts tomorrow or Monday and don't forget January 1st

[@Lmy976]

She is sooooo funny.

[@moniquejohnson59]

SHE. IS. FUNNY. 😂😂😂

[@toureibrahima2638]

She is too funny 😂

[@ifiknewthen13]

I needed this!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hopethompson7461]

I always start my diets on Mondays 🤣🤣

[@ayleen7558]

Damn she was funny! Now gotta find her on Netflix!

[@akgstone]

She looks like Rachel Rays bigger sister😂

[@kimmichaud4064]

I workout in cheap leggings and a t-shirt from Walmart u don't need special exercise clothes and yes I go to the gym like this

[@asthenamesuggests9513]

Saaaame

[@chrisbean]

Cristela = ❤❤❤❤❤

[@veroariel1]

Hilarious!!!

[@mundoplano1007]

Dam lol lmao strawberries

[@spaceburger80]

You are flat-out a drop-dead gorgeous woman. Period. Do not change a single thing about you, just keep being you.

[@zeusgonzalez8529]

🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭 Im at work crying rn lmaoo ive never laughed from the beginning to the end. im still dying.

[@sjinzaar]

I don't get why people say eating healthy is expensive.... I've been eating clean for years now and I am saving much more since I don't buy crap like chocolates, chips, sodas, cookies, etc. Just check your grocery cart before paying: how many of your "food items" are actually healthy food? But back to this routine: enjoyed it so much!

[@Immanuelm.8]

🤣who said yeah in the audience, yall crazy lmao.

[@ac3483]

Walmart has cheap workout clothes 😁 I watch the Zumba DVD like a movie 😂

[@OpoSai]

She's on point and hilarious too

[@olasky5940]

I love her, whenever she's performing