Willy Wonka Experience Disaster is Crazy

[@headphonesaxolotl]

I love how the entire internet went "nah, you good" to the actors trying their best and then went ballistic on the group behind this scam.

[@ScooterCat64]

How it should be, I'm sure the actors were expecting an event much better put together

[@purpleflowers8723]

As they should

[@hugehacksman]

They were, there was a script too. When they realised how fucked they were they asked them to imrprovise@@ScooterCat64

[@anecro]

You're saying that as if it's shocking, tf you mean "I love how"

[@ambientcoot8715]

We might be out for everyones blood, but we have standards.

[@Alex-c9h6v]

40 quid to enter a meth lab and meet the phantom of the opera? That’s a damn good deal.

[@tylerm2676]

Don't forget the solo jelly bean and the kids trauma 😂

[@coolkid006]

@@tylerm2676 and the shot of lemonade!

[@rileyn54]

@@coolkid006shit got me dead asf 😂

[@johnchristian7788]

I think kids will actually enjoy this. It there was no unknown villain.

[@Neqzi_]

WHAT IM SAYINNNN

[@the_dankmemer]

Imagine paying $40 expecting an authentic Willy Wonka experience, but instead ending up in a real life backrooms level with a man who lives in the walls.

[@ObjectFreak]

Hey I like back rooms enough to enjoy it

[@prabhav1788]

He’s in the walls

[@thelonesurvivor3955]

​@@prabhav1788 HE'S IN THE GOD-DAMN WAAAALLLS!!!

[@kevinmahaley4916]

@@thelonesurvivor3955blaaaark!

[@SorrowAvenue]

He‘s in the WAAAAAAllss…HE‘S IN THE GODDAMN WAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSS!!!

[@memeline4843]

The kids crying over The Unknown has me absolutely dying

[@jessice293]

Like why would you include this!? Haha

[@mrcritical6751]

@@jessice293because the AI script demanded it

[@poopww5378]

@@jessice293because it was part of the AI script There’s a video about the AI script and the AI thought it was writing a movie lol

[@jakecale440]

Even better when you learn his whole villian arc is to steal the anti gravity gobstopper for "unclean" purposes. No joke

[@franciscosaldivar9737]

​@jakecale440 wait what?!?!?! 😂😂

[@Onyxs]

I don’t know what’s more sad. This event, or the fact that 850 people looked at that advertising and said, “yeah that looks legit”

[@mohgates6526]

More then 3 quarter of those people came to Sue after for false advertisment. 100%

[@dhihin7587]

Mate us British just want our kids to shut up so we do the next best thing

[@ReginaDeiFinocchi]

This is what happens when you're bottlefed corn syrup. Honestly you deserve to be scammed if you're this stupid

[@ellalawrence5597]

Sounds about right considering the state of this country if you ask me 😂

[@MakkoriBusto]

They should have kept the set afterwards and made some real movie magic making on the hubs.

[@brianadoesart5195]

From what I've seen, the woman playing the Oompa Loompa there did try her best to make it fun for the kids. Someone managed to get a photo of her looking miserable, but she at least tried

[@soph5525]

Yeah, from what I read in an interview she was really trying her best and felt horrible that the thing was a scam. By the time she saw how bad shit was she had already signed the contract to work there for the event. Edit: The interview was on a site called "the vulture" for anyone interested in finding it.

[@dahat1992]

I feel really bad for her. Imagine showing up for your job, having your boss screw everyone over, and now you're the face of the entire debacle and everyone's making fun of you. That poor woman.

[@B.-T.]

​@@soph5525 I've seen attendees speak out in support of her, she deserved better.

[@___Bruh__]

At least there's a silver lining

[@MrsAnnThropy]

i hope she goes on to do amazing things. that breaks my heart. i can only imagine how she must have felt putting in so much effort for this disaster. it’s giving “saturday morning comic con in the reading room at the local library; meet elsa and spider man!” and it breaks my heart. i’m sure she was excited to perform for kids in such an immersive experience and realized that if she didn’t at least try with every ounce of energy she had, the kids would have an even worse time in this dusty dystopian warehouse

[@fredu-e3g]

We literally covered this as a case study of false advertising in my commerce class today💀 this is unbelievably laughable

[@airraverstaz]

I'd like to know how gullible some of the people were that purchased tickets. I mean personally, whenever I see something with broken writing and misspelled words to the extent we saw, the first thing that comes to mind is a scammer and at the very least I raise an eyebrow.

[@jampine8268]

​@@airraverstazapparently, most the tickets where sold via a somewhat reputable 3rd party site. So either THEY got scammed as well, or they where part of the scam, neither is a good look for them.

[@Kevin-pr1qw]

How is it false advertising

[@HerrJaeger64]

​@@Kevin-pr1qwthis is satire right?

[@abused_salad9337]

​@@Kevin-pr1qwI didn't hear any "cartchy tuns" so yeah, i'd say that's false advertisement.

[@InsaneCaliber]

Charlie actually saying treats instead if the word printed "teats" was the biggest missed opportunity ive ever seen from Charlie.

[@user-xe4rt3dd6t]

A paradise of sweet teats

[@roberthindle5146]

@@user-xe4rt3dd6t A pasaside of sweet teats

[@rotopope]

​A pasadise of sweet teats

[@pacthesir]

😂

[@sforza209]

Yea he even missed pasadise. What an idiot.

[@fishtune]

there's nothing i love more than the "it's the unknown!" then just the immediate cutoff of a child's experience of willy wonka being ruined

[@RileyWritey]

It's the sheer shittiness of it all. The Wonka actor trying his hardest to salvage it, the air vents blasting in the background, the grey walls and flooring, the random ass Unknown character scaring the kids to the point they cry. The whole thing is art.

[@SleepySwing]

w0T is th4t? IT's da un-noun *sips tea* 🍵

[@Instance198]

😢

[@vmavverick]

“it’s the unknown!” “nooooo :(“

[@MarcoGattuso-e2n]

Fun fact sligworth was the village not the unknown

[@CJRodgers]

Absolutely had chatGPT generate that apology.

[@bapldap3324]

100%, maybe Charlie's right and there isn't an actual person behind this maybe it's all just AI 😂

[@nightybreeze]

At least they figured out that a better ai exists than the one that wrote the scripts and the letyers on the poster xdd

[@Tokido-ux4tk]

Is this Just AI? Did any actual people organize this shit

[@meruthesuccubus2413]

glad i wasn't the only one

[@elianimations4569]

That's what I'm saying

[@hazz1337]

You know whats FUNNIER? I have no doubt in my mind, by how that tweet was written, that this guy made that apology tweet on ChatGPT

[@VeryTerrySR]

Have these guys posted anything that wasnt done by robots

[@SaltWaterDrums]

​@@VeryTerrySRConsidering the guy behind this event has also "published" 16 books that he sells on Amazon that are all AI generated gibberish, no.

[@marigalante944]

Dude this guy writes hilariously bad conspiracy books and sells them on AMAZON 😭✋️

[@Therealjimpter]

@@marigalante944by ai

[@Negan9812]

​@marigalante944 probably ai generated hahaha

[@dwex39]

This thing made me remember a "Jurassic Adventure" in my home city. It charged me 20 EUROS for 10 to 15 minutes of seeing crappy animatronics, some barely functioning. It was also an empty warehouse with no attempt to decorate, and the music - I kid you not - the music was a 45-second (yep, I timed it) rendition of the Jurassic Park theme. When I arrived at the "gift shop," the only dino-themed items were Chinese knock-offs called Jurassic Farm. The cheapest item was a mug for 15 euros, almost the same price as the ticket. I regret to this day why I didn't demanded my money back after the first 10 seconds when I realized what it was - the worst date I have ever had. Thank you Charlie for this memory.

[@railfandepotproductions]

Any footage of it

[@bignoseman3031]

is that the one with the broken water allosaurus and the t rex with a head that looks like it’s about to fall off at any second?

[@dwex39]

@@railfandepotproductions not that i know off

[@dwex39]

@@bignoseman3031 the velociraptor's boddy was heavy damaged no water dinos it was in my hometown of Porto Portugal

[@anthonymcglinch7503]

That poor oompa loompa lady with the dead eyes. It's soul-crushing. I genuinely feel bad for her.

[@crimsoncockatoo461]

Didn’t even get paid for that humiliation

[@topspot4834]

@@crimsoncockatoo461she probably got $5 worth of meth tho

[@Wampa842]

The worst is that she became the event's unwilling face. She gets to look at that photo in every article and video. Fuck the money, at that point I'd just want to forget it.

[@Drood.]

​@@Wampa842 Apparently the actors really tried their best to make it as fun as they could for the kids after they turned up and realised the whole thing was a sham.

[@SelectDevotee68]

Oompa, We need to cook.

[@TheAdaoo7]

Living in Glasgow and seeing this going from local gossip to news to nationwide to UK wide news to seeing Charlie talking about it is nuts

[@lynden9771]

This is how I felt as someone from West Yorkshire when Wakey Wines was a meme for a bit

[@26wrld]

@@lynden9771for real hahaha even just seeing Yorkshire folk on Charlie’s videos is hilarious

[@Driolo95]

It was Celtic fans you heard it here first

[@Cadkerk]

Charlie wide

[@TheAdaoo7]

@@Driolo95 knew it

[@WhyYouLookingHereBoy]

The fact that some people around glasgow, scotland really saw one of the most fake ass ads that is clearly made by ai, and just said "yeah this looks good"

[@invinity1990]

"oi mate this lewks fokkin tight, I swear on me mom"

[@Benjiboye]

@@invinity1990thats not how scots speak at all😭 never in my life has someone said to me “oi mate”

[@hazeltoffel243]

Isn't that more what you say when you want to mock an Australian?

[@kopokopo20]

@@hazeltoffel243 that's what i thought as an australian lmfaoo

[@Ark4n_7761]

​@@invinity1990Thats England

[@gum884]

This is literally Krabby Land, that analogy is PERFECT. Like, this is LITERALLY the plot of Krabby Land

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

Vailskibum even made an entire video elaborating the connection between the two!

[@MMMutatedRabbit]

No because even Krabby Land looks more fun than the Willy Wonka experience.

[@NW_Gamer_18]

Mr. Krabs will accept this challenge and in theory will compete to be more of a crazy madman than this event's price.

[@loobert22]

Snake Paul vs Deji 2, redemption in Miami

[@van4195]

at least krabby land had rides

[@enigmadrath1780]

I feel embarrassed for the actors. They had nothing to do with the setup. They just get paid to show up on the day, so imagine the sinking anxiety when they pull up and see THAT and realize that they're going to be the "face" of this debacle as disappointed families shuffle past them with unimpressed glares.

[@MrBonified66]

Yeah, meth lab lady did an interview in Vulture and that's about exactly what she said.

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

I'd have fucking left even I needed that money to eat lmao. I can't deal with that level of embarrassment.

[@aleynawastaken]

@@MrBonified66i feel so bad that we’re calling her meth lab lady lmao

[@nakiangoderich3014]

​@@CheezMonsterCrazy I belive she signed a contract before she realized what was happening.

[@Trevodg1]

@@CheezMonsterCrazyfrr

[@shroomyk]

This is one of those things where the kids who attended will grow up and wonder if the whole thing was actually real or some fever dream they had.

[@kurgans]

Fortunately for them the internet catalogues everything now.

[@phishcatt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-os7ec4dm8x]

Probably put them off candy for life...

[@robolearning-gi8il]

If I went I would of been like, mom that sucked can we go to McDonald’s this unknown makes me really want some chicken nuggets

[@FactsandReelsForall]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mehiel-Sanctoria]

Imagine being the employee, whose job is to entertain children, and having to muster up the courage to give a kid a single jellybean and a quarter cup of lemonade with a straight face.

[@alexisd6106]

I’d genuinely rather be homeless than help with that mess.

[@Tilaic]

Can't believe ol Charles skimmed right over "pasadise of sweet teats"

[@onlyhannahfans]

The "Cartchy Tuns" Is that got me thoughhh 😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@story__d]

Soon as I seen that I went straight to the comments lmao

[@disguiseddv8ant486]

Charlie is illerate! How died he skript over "sweet teats"?

[@story__d]

@@disguiseddv8ant486 i think it's more the fact that he probably would've gotten a good laugh off of "sweet teats"

[@lethalwolf7455]

There’s just so much to make fun of here if Charles didn’t omit a few things he’d still be recording it 😂

[@WardenMMO]

There is more soul in an amazon workshop factory than that willy wonka “experience”

[@IndigoSierra]

Dam u really got hit with all the bots 😅

[@Elliesbow]

As a Amazon FC worker I disagree lol. We sold our souls to the company store.

[@GLXY23]

as an amazon worker i agree

[@WardenMMO]

@@IndigoSierra for real lol

[@Jayess-c]

There's also a lot more piss in water bottles and people swearing

[@ex2ra]

I’m convinced the unknown wasn’t even part of the experience, he was just a random guy in the walls. Edit: it being a random 16 year old girl somehow is even more funny💀💀

[@MuzikBike]

As a citizen of Glasgow I don't even doubt this

[@Drood.]

It's just a ghost that inhabits the warehouse that they couldn't get rid of so they decided to include him

[@Mr_Fr34ky]

​@@Drood. He melted the rent prices down real damn low atleast.

[@L3onking]

I heard it was a mythical "woman"

[@AnarchoTak]

​@@L3onkinghuh?? what does that even mean

[@jazzabighits4473]

The madman even apologised with a chatgpt apology.

[@jessicacarranza4010]

Wow 😒🙄🤦‍♀️

[@jazzabighits4473]

@@jessicacarranza4010 That "apology" doesn't seem like it was written by a human.

[@ahmedaliyu1495]

Realife Mr Crabs

[@ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces]

“The Unknown” is the bit that makes this into an actual Always Sunny episode. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😭

[@sp3ckedout224]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Maplefairy777]

The little kids “Mooooooooommm” sounds like a sound bite from the show 🤣🤣

[@ghostrune942]

I’ve been crying laughing for the last 20 minutes just thinking about “The Unknown”. It’s so absurd and out of place 😂

[@GG-ou7it]

New SCP just dropped

[@ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces]

@@GG-ou7it I just realized the chocolate factory does have SCP vibes with all the reality-warping shit

[@ame-]

1:18 "Cartchy tuns" and "pasadise of sweet teats" has changed my life

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Same to be honest need them on a motivational poster now

[@liyahliyah694]

Honestly that took me out. Like not even one person proof read that garbage?😅😂

[@Lieutenant_Matrix]

Who doesn’t love some sweet teats? 😏

[@MrShipBuff]

@@Lieutenant_Matrix ayo? 🤨🤨🤨

[@Viko1901]

What the hell is « cartchy tuns » supposed to mean in the first place??

[@AngryBoozer]

For non UK residents, Tesco own brand lemonade isn’t just bottom shelf, it’s so low in the shelves, it’s winning limbo tournaments. It’s like $0.50 for a 2L bottle.

[@Luke_]

Using dollars to describe the price of Tesco lemonade is so cursed lol

[@wisdomcoffee]

lol at that price you have to start questioning what the heck it actually is. It might just be lemon scented cleaner with sugar 😂

[@alisona.4166]

@@wisdomcoffee You'd be better off drinking the cleaner

[@matejbosela9093]

​​@@wisdomcoffeewater and citric acid. Water costs like 0.01€/L and citric acid is 1.50€/1kg straight from chem store next door to my work. You use approx 1g per liter, so price is like 0.015€/L TLDR: So 2L costs about 0.05€ excluding packaging, work and distribution. With that included, cost is like 0.10€/bottle. edit: fat-fingered the number in tldr.

[@beckriv9854]

​@@wisdomcoffee I mean you can knock it, but that shit was the shared drink between the group for every single summer afternoon out on the bikes and playing football. Then if for whatever reason one of you had more money you got that sweet, sweet cherryade.

[@Dob_Ogurt]

Having _The Unknown_ attend was the icing on the cake

[@UnusedTaco78]

I’m stage managing a Willy Wonka production at my local theater, and I’m baffled how my crew of seven 13-16 year olds with power tools could make a better “Willy Wonka experience” than a whole ass corporation.

[@steponkusceponas4085]

that's probably no corporation, just a shell company for a scammer to hide behind. The company's website is the same AI slop as the wonka promotional material and the main organiser of the event "writes" books with chatGPT.

[@mcbamm5683]

The guy that created the event is a conspiracy nut obsessed with AI and, by the looks of things, an awful Diet Coke habit. He’s only released conspiracy books online under that company. I’m surprised it wasn’t worse.

[@turnedkestrel1459]

The LARP that I go to has a better production value by double than this

[@polypython]

I'm pretty sure the "company" behind this is quite literally one guy

[@stinkymart3173]

I agree it's probably one dude but the teenagers also have pride and passion.

[@MoonWielder]

Imagine if Hank discovered that Willy Wonka was the REAL mastermind behind the drug empire

[@jacobsmith7488]

I AM THE ONE WHO scams people into coming to a "Willy Wonka paradise"

[@graffiti.777]

I just watched 3C Films talk about this a few hours ago lol

[@superobotmonkey]

Explain the lore pls 🥺

[@retromuslim_guy5305]

Your the Williest man I know but your too Wonka to see that the Oompa Loompas made up their minds ten minutes ago.

[@zword5640]

@@superobotmonkeythe factory looks like a meth lab, Breaking Bad is a show about a dude who runs a meth lab. His brother-in-law, Hank, is a cop who is looking for the dude who is running the meth lab.

[@callumwoodward1591]

That one photo of the lady is becoming one of my favourite memes. Never has there been a photo that can describe the mood of a situation more this.

[@marcin8865]

Same bro, same

[@ShinRyujinAkingIniirog]

Walter White's apprentice

[@MitoNova583]

@@Wonder907it's apparently not, she's just some person who wanted to make the kids happy even after learning how god awful of a deal she had ended up signing up on

[@legion2k988]

@@MitoNova583Totally. She did the best she could with the cards she was dealt. I give her a ton of credit for not just quitting.

[@psychoticgiraffe]

"The Unknown" Is actually incredible, even if this was a miserable experience, that character by itself is genuinely intriguing.

[@DJ-wl5qo]

He’s in the walls

[@arturocavendish6859]

Lore drop!

[@OfficialWEIRD]

A single jellybean and a shot of lemonade lmaooooo

[@初日の出_初日の入り]

Willy Wonkovich and the gulag factory!

[@missrebel634]

Written by AI

[@greatestytcommentator]

When someone offers you a single Jellybean.. It's DefIntely DRUGS

[@XavvBavv]

a singular jelly bean is crazy, imagine hearing your parents say that you are going to a willy wonka chocolate factory experience and getting a singular jelly bean and fuck all lemonade

[@audiovisualcringe]

at that point they should have just pissed in the cups

[@hope-cat4894]

Why a single jelly bean? Were they really so cheap that they couldn't give a child a small pack of jellybeans? 😂 Do they not have dollar stores in Scotland? Is chocolate hard to get in Glasgow? At least give the kids a pack of M&Ms or even a single Hershey Kiss to keep the chocolate theme! 🍫

[@XavvBavv]

@@hope-cat4894 exactly, like a pack of mini m&m's would be hundreds of times better, but then again all the marketing materiel was ai made so what could you really expect?

[@Pl4sm4Ro4ch]

ive seen packs of 100 pieces assorted chocolate boxes for $30 ... amazing really

[@Hephaestus_God]

Hey.... Don't diss the lemonade

[@solidskullz5736]

This is accidentally the funniest thing ever. They scammed people in such a lazy low effort way that it’s almost impressive how confident they were that it was going to work. It’s like they tried but at the same time they didn’t

[@Jayess-c]

It's AI generated. They will not let you know when they become sentient

[@numifiedv2722]

shut up@@Pwrge_Time

[@dogemaaaaaan]

This happens to be very funny. They brought people together in a lazy and powerless way to surprise them with how they hoped it would work. Apparently they tried though

[@scoper7897]

@@p-__ ye probably. charlie has been so salty since his gf left him. i wouldnt doubt ur is better

[@scoper7897]

@@Pwrge_Time with no doubt. charlie penguin does nothing but complaining

[@faze_garbage6673]

7:30 not just any lemonade, tescos own brand lemonade. A 2 litre bottle literally costs 70p at the moment!

[@PaganPolska]

Honestly I feel more bad for the kids than the parents. Imagine being told you're gonna take a fun trip to Willy Wonkas factory and this is what you arrive to. If I were one of those kids I would be heartbroken.

[@alexshinra6722]

According to posts alot of children where crying when they arrivied.

[@yulb.allwright]

Well they didn’t pay, I’d imagine they’ll be fine.

[@NationX]

They were looking forward to Krabby the Clown but got Cheapy the Cheapskate

[@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl]

Agree

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

​@@yulb.allwrighti also didn't pay some one to call me fat, it still fuckin sucks to go through

[@bclynch30]

I just love the pic of the woman behind the table with the Breaking Bad kind of equipment. She looks either high on whatever Wonka’s cooking up or she wants to drown in the chocolate river. Not that I want her to be miserable but it looks like a no context pic

[@HungerGamesFan88]

if it were just the image on its own, it would be a classic cursed image

[@daridari9209]

😂😂😂

[@Code7Unltd]

>no context pic Well, someone on 8chan had fixed below that famous 'depressed Oompa-Loompa' a quoted 4chan post stating "if you only knew how bad things really are." Honestly seems like a poignant quote for the picture.

[@hannahlou3406]

​@@Code7Unltd🤓☝️

[@Hugsloth]

The image of the miserable oompalady will far outlive this story

[@Viktorreznov1942]

A bag of jelly beans and cup of lemonade would be laughable, let alone a single jelly bean and quarter cup of lemonade 😂

[@redseven4040]

Literally would have been better to give them nothing at that point.

[@JustWowNick]

ChatGPT would be more charitable than this.

[@BreakdancePeach]

Like they intentionally told chatGPT to make something as bad as possible, then made that text their design document But as funny as an AI event is, Fyre festival still takes it for me solely because it was made by humans. Where an actual human being somehow thought these were good decisions

[@omnientertainment5852]

No, no, no. A single jellybean

[@sawspitfire422]

@@omnientertainment5852 You only read the first 5 words of the comment

[@van4195]

THAT SAYS A PASADISE OF SWEET *TEATS*

[@MrStickman1997]

That is wrong on so many levels...

[@swstopmotions4390]

One jellybean really is a paradise of sweet treats

[@moonlightmando7163]

I feel like feeding the kids “One jellybean and 1/4 cup of lemonade” each is something that chat GPT would say is human.

[@cutekirby360]

ChatGPT's interpretation of a 'snack'.

[@smithgdwg]

Reminds me of Rick and Morty where all the humans were fed Pills.

[@cawashka]

ChatGPT just looked up the average FDA recommended portion sizes

[@dradekon]

a singular jelly bean 😭

[@PositiveOnly-dm3rx]

Yeah, these poorly named algorithms are basically useless to anyone not willing to sift through all the garbage it creates to find something it didn't mess up too badly. Oh, but it's skynet! Clearly calling an algorithm "ai" makes it think for itself! Just like me changing my name to "most handsome man on earth" gave me free plastic surgery to make it true while i slept that night. Coz everyone knows calling something a thing, makes that thing true. That's why nk is democratic! (The dprk)

[@r.jclark4641]

The fact that this event took two of my big hyperfixations, Willy Wonka and Phantom of the Opera, and transformed them into a surreal horrorshow to scam children 😭

[@Tilaic]

How does it feel to have all your dreams come true?

[@Archimedes-v2o]

Lmaoo

[@BreakdancePeach]

Is this an Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy episode?

[@ArtistUnknownOfficial]

6:15 "The Unknown evil chocolate maker that lives in the walls" had me rolling

[@LukesOffline]

Read this literally as it was said lmfao

[@wesleyhughes4852]

Same here 😂😂😂😂

[@CanteroST]

Same lmao

[@josephsigala6631]

This cant be real because its that hilarious

[@ArtistUnknownOfficial]

@@CanteroST Love your pfp. Looks like frutiger aero aesthetic 🤩

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

This is just like that episode of Ed Edd n Eddy where Eddy advertises a fake amusement park to Jimmy, and the second he steps through the doors, it’s literally nothing but an alleyway full of garbage and filth

[@skullpunk475]

Deadass

[@geckohunter123]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE MENTIONED THIS 😂 Literally the map they make for Jimmy is identical to the concept of AI generated images

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

@@geckohunter123 Lmao yeah

[@nothinpurrsonal]

Kids being disappointed and scared is pretty accurate to the original plot though tbh

[@werdnagnail151]

idk about disappointed

[@junelibee]

@@werdnagnail151I mean, all but one child was mutilated or killed? I feel like as one of the children, that would be at least semi-disappointing

[@snoipergaming]

The oompa loompa actors being depressed fits with the movie too

[@booleah6357]

Historically accurate Wonka experience.

[@AdamDimitrijevic]

From what I remember the children wasn't allowed to eat the treats too? One drank the chocolate milk and drowned from it. One had a candy that made them blow up like a balloon. Even Charlie and his grandad had a sweet and almost floated into fan blades?

[@huntercool2232]

I’m really glad the actors who were hired weren’t blamed for the scam by the victims or even the majority of the Internet. They had no idea how terrible the event would be, and were just there because they were hired to play a role. I’ve seen quite often people who were scammed be rightfully angry, but take it out on the wrong people who had nothing to do with it. Glad this wasn’t one of those cases and people acknowledge the actors tried their best! Just hate that now their names and faces are associated with this catastrophe.

[@Mrhellslayerz]

Sadly, none of the actors weren't paid. But I do agree, the internet is weirdly ok with being spiteful karens to artists who're just doing their jobs.

[@Suarez05]

I Mean, It's HARD for me to feel bad for Fake Willy Wonka after he literally got Exposed by his Ex for being a Gr00mer.

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

​@@Suarez05 Links to articles, aka provide receipts.

[@brandongervais4694]

​@Suarez05 sadly we live in the age of "exposing people without proof" its bad. Not saying the guy didnt do it, but i dont believe anything without proof. Everyone is getting fake accusations lately.

[@RockYoMama]

@@Suarez05me when I lie

[@seanjones2524]

The thing I find funny is that most people in Britain aren't fussed by this, it's pretty common to have things like this. Britain is unmatched for its miserable children events. The winter wonderland that was a few fairy lights in trees; the £85 grinch; the halloween place that was just pumpkins in a muddy field; the clown that had a fight with the kid's dad; the easter land that was a load of cardboard rabbits that blew away in the wind. Unrivalled.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Reminds me of when the Cyril the swan mascot in Swansea went mental

[@vdq]

Trust me, people DID care. They called the police LMAOOOOO

[@seanjones2524]

@@vdq Yeah, the entirety of the UK called the police.

[@pip-pip5029]

Omg what​@@Ukraineaissance2014

[@OscarOSullivan]

A father punching someone dressed as mr blobby

[@sexymothman9620]

my favorite part is the fact that the script was directing the actors to do actual, literal magic

[@tiamystic]

Mines was the script dictating the audience reaction

[@shuichisaihope398]

Wait really??

[@FMSkyLoL]

@@shuichisaihope398 Yes and they were only allowed to give ONE SINGLE jelly bean to the kids lmao

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

​​@@FMSkyLoL oh no, they got even better than that. They got one jelly bean AND an small cup of lemonade. (Sarcasm)

[@sanji_joestar]

​@@FMSkyLoLthe Oompa loompa lady even said she felt bad and gave children 3 jelly beans instead and that's the best she could do

[@meatwadsprlte]

“What is that? It’s the Unknown!” “Noooooo 😨”

[@timeblade]

The “Unknown” is the only good part of this “Experience”

[@huntercool2232]

An entire bag of jellybeans usually costs only a few dollars at most. The fact that someone had to spend $40 PER PERSON to get into this place and their kid was only given one SINGULAR jellybean is insane. And apparently Tesco lemonade is like the cheapest of stuff, usually it’s only like 50 cents for a 2L bottle and they were given a quarter cup. That is beyond outrageous, that is straight up criminal. The person who ran this is a bigger cheapskate than Mr Krabs!

[@minecraftgirl3225]

Even worse, $40 per person. Unless it was a child under 3 years old, you had to pay $80 in tickets for both you and your child.

[@vdq]

It was £40 too, so closer to 50 dollars. Absolutely wild

[@_ermwhattheflip]

krabby the clown

[@skoop651]

50 cents?

[@huntercool2232]

@@minecraftgirl3225 You’re right I forgot about that. bro that sucks 💀💀

[@ThatsLeoYKnow]

Actually the poster didn't say "a paradise of sweet treats", it said: "a pasadise of sweet TEATS" and frankly I'm dissappointed Charlie missed this important distinction

[@TanukiOkiyo]

Came here to say the same thing!

[@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040]

cry about it

[@ogcoltdog]

pasadise of sweet teats got me rolling on the floor

[@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040]

he's human

[@ryleighs9575]

​@@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040Someone let the Redditor out lol

[@alyssiataylor546]

Approximate budget breakdown: Marketing - $0 Actors - $50 and a bottle of lemonade (to be shared with the children) Decor - $43.97 left on a dollar store gift card One (1) bag of jelly beans - $3.99

[@balance2599]

Event organizer pockets - $2440 Where am I going wrong?? Someone please give advice!!

[@baronials]

there was 850 tickets bought so it’s closer to $34,000 💀

[@harvze2]

Its in UK. so £34000 = $43000

[@lizzycoax]

@@baronials yeah 34000 made not spend 💀

[@PinkPanther4958]

@@harvze2you do realise that Americans are so patriotic they can change our currency for us

[@je_om_8519]

There’s a petition to bring back this abomination. I’m kinda intrigued.

[@jessicacarranza4010]

Wow 😒🙄🤦‍♀️😂🤣

[@davidgraham370]

Classic Glasgow humour

[@MeCanik79]

This organizer and the Fyre Festival organizer are both named Billy. In the future, just avoid things that Billy organized.

[@jessicacarranza4010]

💀💀💀

[@NobleNemesis]

Especially if its billi-billi

[@damo8791]

for people who follow wrestling, Billy Corgan has turned the NWA into a dumpster fire as well so this theory has legs

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@damo8791how is it so hard to not do cocaine

[@engineerxero7767]

Billy Mitchell

[@wolfmayner6274]

On google, I found that the guy who did this event is also known for two other things: collecting toys for some sort of donation and then cancelling the event (ie. stealing children's toys), and also for being the author of 17 AI-generated self-published novels which he passes off as being his own work. Seems like this guy is just an all-around scammer who's using AI to push the boundaries of scamming. It's weird, this whole event seems like more trouble than it's worth if you just wanted to scam people for money. It almost seems like a publicity stunt, like he wanted this story to blow up.

[@beeball99]

as a writer, that ai generated ''novel'' thing really cuts deep. this guy needs to face some serious consequences for what hes doing

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@beeball99 You won't stop me from making endless AI-generated children's books lmao

[@Mrhellslayerz]

​@@MK_ULTRA420If this event is anything to go by, people will realize how AI has almost nothing to fight against abuse by bad actors. This shit WILL be regulated one way or another.

[@cavaliothorson7755]

​@@beeball99 I agree it's lowdown scummy stuff and it's f*c**ng infuriating when these idiots use ai to publish books.

[@wolfmayner6274]

@@beeball99 Apparently the books are shit and you can very much tell they're written by AI, if that makes you feel any better. Guy is a scum bag.

[@biltrex]

If I didn't think it was a deliberate scam, I would have guessed it was, "Oh crap, I forgot that project was due tomorrow!"

[@josephalvarez5315]

Same

[@jerzyrican8562]

Bruv someone kidnapped that ompa and forced them to work the lab...oh sht

[@vermillion6159]

​@@jerzyrican8562at least the Oompa Loompa was somewhat lore accurate

[@HDPS3GAMES]

The guy is a well known conman in glasgow, it was 100% a scam lmao

[@TomMKW]

the poster actually says 'a paradise of sweet TEATS' not treats. I can't believe charlie just glossed over that

[@FormerVicePresidentDickVeiny]

Pasadise

[@adamofblastworks1517]

It's even worse. It actually says "pasadise" not "paradise."

[@bfbuilders]

*spends $40 on a ticket* "you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!"

[@w19ely85]

Under rated comment 😂

[@nuherbleath461]

£40?

[@justgarrygame]

a pound is worth $1.23

[@zkam900]

*£40

[@kopokopo20]

@@nuherbleath461 my jaw dropped when i converted this to aud lmao $80 AUD FOR THIS SHIT??💀

[@KiwiLombax15]

This just made me think immediately of that simpsons line: "Did you see an oompa loompa?" "There was one in a cage...and it wasn't moving"

[@hichaelhighers]

Simpsons called it again

[@Matthpiet]

As someone from Glasgow this is so funny that something stupid that happened here somehow made it to nation wide news and even has Charlie talking about it

[@OnlyGrafting]

It's long since left nationwide. This shites gone global 💀

[@Jgumyjymghjvmhvj]

Fr Scotland barely gets talked about so I’m not complaining

[@retrosampleguy]

I would say the same too

[@Andrew-zo5po]

its so surreal isnt it hahahaha

[@justaguywithapowerpole]

​@Jgumyjymghjvmhvj u clown reasons cotland doesnt get talked about is cause u american luno scotland into England for example british memes are all English stuff lol u guys never look at other shizz or there will be a video on a topic and the history of the topic coukd take place in Scotland but the touruber doing the vid will complete not add alk that information in and skip it

[@itsumayo]

I like to imagine The Unknown is like some old creepypasta character where if you encounter him, he moves into your walls to make his chocolate

[@MrRyanlennie2005]

I live in Glasgow, Scotland and I’ve never been more proud.

[@bassetts1899]

When Glasgow makes the news it's never good

[@daveyishere55]

Me too mate

[@McTash100]

Wonkas make Glasgow

[@MakkoriBusto]

I'm searching up oompa loompa action on the hubs. Lollipops

[@g-manfreezer1998]

You’ve summoned us.

[@hellhound_4286]

i unironically love the unknown. just some schizophrenia candy making creature, making evil dark chocolate. actually peak

[@zenosyeetgalvus]

new onceler

[@HorcraesLuwarin]

@@zenosyeetgalvusdoes tumblr already know about him?

[@maritofuentes4690]

​@HorcraesLuwarin they do And it's only a matter of time before the monsterfuckers find him

[@rowdyriolu1]

@@HorcraesLuwarin oh my god now I want to see The Unknown become a fully fleshed out character

[@bignoseman3031]

⁠@@rowdyriolu1the ghost that haunts willy wonka every 6:00 PM-6:00 AM

[@quoththekraven5911]

That definitely says "A pasadise of sweet teats" which is incredible

[@Derek_Wyld]

lmfao Charlie aint even notice he read it properly XD

[@NicholasW943]

A paradise of sweet teats sounds like a willy wonka themed porno

[@TheBfutgreg]

Who doesn't love some sweet teats

[@ME2shepard]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@gearyae]

The fact they just used an AI generated advertisement with text they never even read is rather disturbing. I feel like there's more to Charlie's suggestion that the whole thing was entirely orchestrated by an AI than we're giving credit.

[@tacticalnuke5673]

Glasgow got the Wonky Willy Nightmare 💀

[@dizzyhq5100]

I feel so bad for the actors who had to see the disappointed and dejected faces of all the children

[@Nerusonjr]

@OfficerVuuduu many are disappointed in you

[@just.a.guy324]

@OfficerVuuduuyou’re a big poopoo head

[@curtissoileau9127]

@OfficerVuuduuI’ll take my chances scumbag

[@megamind7090]

@OfficerVuuduuor what

[@jessevirieux5167]

@@megamind7090 or your heart will stop beating ina few hours OOooOoOooOOOoOooOooOOOooOoOoOhHhhHhhhHHh

[@winsonxie3179]

I think the poster is meant to say; "Captivating. Live performances. Catchy tunes. Extraordinary lollipops. A paradise of sweets." I had a stroke deciphering that dyslexic mess.

[@zGoldenHawk]

a sight into the daily life of dyslexic people

[@mikadosannoji553]

​@@zGoldenHawk15 people on the plane and 16 parachutes

[@onetwothreefour-s1n]

😂😆

[@Ramsey276one]

How hard is it to Photoshop 1:05 the text at the bottom!? You can't be this lazy and expect profits!

[@ModernMedusa]

It was definitely treats, I was disappointed Charlie didn't read it as "teats" though

[@animeliker179]

here is one of the worst things.The actors did not get paid at all or any type of reward was issued for them

[@AH-be6bu]

Poor, and extremely unsurprising.

[@Suarez05]

Hard for me to feel for Fake Willy Wonka, He got EXPOSED as a Gr00mer.

[@Randlelikesdogs]

@@Suarez05he did where

[@irrelevant739]

​@@Suarez05 can you provide a source instead of spreading this everywhere without doing so

[@Coryoutdahouse]

@@Suarez05top 10 things that never happened

[@arbynevermisses]

3:40 as a PoTO fan i genuinely cackled seriously though i kind of wonder how the Willy Wonka actor managed to say his lines with a straight face and not writhe in laughter on the floor

[@Aether-Gazer]

The actor and the miserable woman said that it was really bad

[@ULTRADJ4EVER]

>misleading colorful and bright AI posters with blatant misspellings >abandoned warehouse setting >creepy lab with creepy and disheveled actors >giving kids one jellybean and 1/4th a cup of lemonade which I'm going to ASSUME isn't drugged >over priced tickets for a beyond sub par experience You cannot convince me this wasn't a child kidnapping operation abandoned halfway through for whatever reason to make it into a terrible theme park scam. I would've taken my child and ran as far away as I could the second I saw this. This is the stuff of nightmares.

[@grunkleg.29691]

Also the use of Willy Wonka specific imagery that's supposed to further lure people in. Though in that case it might've been too powerful a lure for its own good

[@jsml337g05u]

Let's not forget the added scare of "The Unknown" which shows a clearly less than benevolent attitude towards the children, and the 'House of Illuminati' name lol. Creepy af

[@CMP-st5wh]

This was the UK right? Unless the people running it were Pakistani, I doubt it.

[@hannah8719]

I didn't want to be the only one saying this so I didn't leave a comment until I saw yours. A SINGLE jelly bean?? Nah... The "curtains".... The whole vibe of this is so completely wrong.

[@rj8877]

When you put it like that the single jelly bean for the children only is actually really suss 😂

[@stevekoller3314]

The Unknown is literally that "I am in your walls" meme

[@Tom-jy6mc]

It's the intruder from the Mandela Catalog

[@marigalante944]

​@@Tom-jy6mcWHAT IF The Unknown IS The Intruder?!?!?!? 🔥🔥🔥👀👀😱😱😱😎😎😎

[@wolfidessdragondol]

HES IN THE GODDAMN WALLS

[@KazperVee]

this whole thing felt like a modern Ed, Edd n Eddy scam

[@joewarrior619]

When they scam Jimmy for that smile world place 😂

[@thedogsbutler7046]

The hilarious thing is that on the website they called it "Willy Choclate Experience", no where did they use Wonka.

[@NobleNemesis]

Its clearly cleverly designed by someone with a lawyer who knows how to make sure you keep the money you stole. Now the kids being traumatized, that one could be maybe looked into.

[@Chibbykins]

​@@NobleNemesis I don't even believe this cokehead could afford a lawyer. Maybe he knows someone who's a lawyer, though, and they agreed to give him a bit of advice on how to avoid getting sued out the ass

[@devofficialchannel]

Probably to avoid copyright issues.

[@otp12thaina]

I want to emphasise he said "Tesco's own brand Lemonade" which means the event organisers went to Tesco (like going to Walmart) and got the cheapest lemonade available lol

[@OneBlueField]

Sparkling water with added sweeteners. Delicious

[@thecinematicmind]

I always thought Asda was more Wal Mart

[@yulb.allwright]

@@thecinematicmind You’d be right to think so, Asda is owned by Walmart.

[@rjg1847]

They couldn’t even fork out a little bit extra for a 2 litre of Schweppes

[@gowanlore2434]

Should of gotten Sprite of R. Whites.

[@DrEcho]

"You promised the kids Krabby the Klown, but all I saw out there was.. Cheapy the Cheapskate 😭"

[@memescoffee3173]

This feels like an office episode honestly

[@birdmoney]

With more cringe than Scott's Tots

[@matthewbest5421]

Lol I can already picture Micheal in the Willy Wonka costume XD

[@pines3326]

​@@matthewbest5421I can see it now. Michael in a shoddily made Willy Wonka costume that somehow has a beard. Dwight being an overenthusiastic Oompa Loompa trying to get people to come to the place but always ends up scaring them away. Jim, Pam, Oscar and the others silently judging and cringing at the whole spectacle and Kevin stuffing himself with home made chocolate fudge that Michael specifically told him not to eat.

[@eekbeatsofficial]

7:53 a tiddlywink of lemonade - Best comment to describe this situation

[@Ryantbruhhh]

It wasn’t made by AI, this was just the Gang from Always Sunny. Charlie made the poster and the scripts, hence the spelling errors and nonsense, Frank orchestrated it, Mac made “the evil karate man in the walls,” and Dee was casted as the miserable methlab lady, and Dennis was probably wandering the crowd hitting on the moms. On a positive note, Rickety Cricket is looking healthy. Even got casted as Willy Wonka, himself.

[@joshuaandrewson3091]

I assume one of the McPoyles or Mac would be the one who played the "spoopy man behind the walls"

[@destroyerofeps2714]

I think the gang would give better snacks, at least one would've suggested alcohol.

[@Glace1221]

Damn it does sound like an episode of that show right Diego to the unknown making kids cry😂

[@Suarez05]

New Always Sunny Fan Here LMAO.

[@beetlebob4675]

Valid theory😂 10/10 would bet on that.

[@Supercatandrewman]

When I was a kid, my parents threw me a Willy Wonka themed birthday party, and it looked 20 times better than this! (Honestly it was actually very impressive, they did a great job with it!) Not to mention the kids who attended (for free) were all given actual chocolate Wonka bars, and each one had a birthday invitation in the form of a Golden Ticket hidden inside it.

[@forcexjr1566]

You really are lucky that you have such great parents. Past topics with Charlie confirmed that ppl have the worst luck of being born under horrifying parents

[@snickerdoodles787]

Your parents were probably rich

[@indie_gamer7]

Man can you give me your number so i can come to your next birthday jk, you have awesome parents.

[@centralcarolinacorruption2285]

@@snickerdoodles787so what if they are 😂 does that make you feel some type of way? If so why?

[@MrJames-tw3so]

Cause they loved you.

[@thepoleontheroad]

Nice, these folks paid 40 bucks (or 35 pounds in that case) to see a grey warehouse, a green-haired woman (I feel so bad for her), a homeless encampment and a creepy long-haired dude that scares kids. You don't even have to pay for it, all you have to do is go to Birmingham. Edit: The Unknown was actually portrayed by an actress. Regardless, it was a bust of cosmic proportions, poor kids and their parents.

[@MUSTABRUM]

God I love Brum 😂

[@Ilivedbih]

BIIIRMIHAAAM

[@raymorr8713]

Dont forget the singular jellybean!

[@toddhoward1892]

I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMING MOOD YEAH, CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE!!!

[@gintozlato1880]

I'm pretty sure it was actually 40 pounds or about 45 dollars.

[@gus9797]

- Drab ass warehouse - Bizarre visuals - Singular jellybean Yeah its Killer Bean: The Interrogation

[@cubeman909]

this event really takes the quote "a world of pure imagination" in. the only fun youll have is with your imagination

[@theastralbard8280]

the actor beat you to this joke lol. when interviewed by the news he said the same thing

[@CantTellYou]

Are we sure this wasn’t organized by the guy who did “Fyre Festival”?

[@MultiChrisjb]

It could be just be made by someone's very dull imagination.

[@TheTyas]

that clip kid saying "noooo" i can feel that

[@DrFrunJungler]

My friend took his kid to this, there's already fan made lore of "the unknown"

[@mrcritical6751]

I love how infatuated everyone is with The Unknown

[@yungamurai]

Is your friend pretty thick? All the advertising was god awful fake AI “art” with AI induced spelling mistakes, no actual photos of the location, all done by a company no one has ever heard of who’s website is just more AI garbage. How do you not do a bit of research before spending £70+?

[@walter-vq1fw]

I guess it's the one piece of human made content in this mess

[@i.r.3231]

The Unknown needs more love lol

[@orlitohostosperez9656]

The Unknown also made a face reveal and many guys tried to claim they were The Unknown but it's actually a teenage girl

[@CinfulArts]

Reminds me of an event my parents brought me and my brother to when we were kids. It was advertised to be this big superhero event with all sorts of superheroes from Marvel and DC, but when we got there, it was two creepy old dudes in spiderman and batman costumes, a station where you could make a sword out of tinfoil and a bouncy castle that kids were only allowed in for a minute

[@jessicacarranza4010]

That’s sucks for you 💀

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

OH that's absoulute garbage

[@flarezizkool8877]

In what world are you only able to stay in a bounce house for one minOH RIGHT ITS THIS ONE-

[@KingKandy840]

Apparently the guy that ran it is a known scam artist that has done smaller things to scam people. Hes not sorry that the kids had a bad experience, he is sorry he got caught and got major backlash for it

[@laukpauk6053]

How did he expect not to get caught after setting up this scam?? I mean it was not even a good scam where he just disappeared after

[@JackieChannibal]

Look at the posters. Of course it's a scam. He didn't even bother to fix the typos

[@burgerkingfries4941]

Where source?

[@BIoxPixeI]

Oh hell NO he will not get away this time

[@P-M-B]

He has a website on way back machine where he has a bunch of crazy made up metaphysics degrees, and he has a bunch of books on Amazon that are probably AI generated.

[@SystemZ3RO]

My favorite part of the whole dumpster fire is just how bad of an AI job the script was. It literally had sections where the actor's response was predicated on how the audience was supposed to react (even including sections how the audience was supposed to feel through out different sections of the event). The script also would require to the actors to perform literal magic, like entering a bubble room and Wonka catching a bubble that turns into a sparkler that flies up into the celling. Or the script gave details of the surroundings that would even exceed the budgets of the actual Wonk films, like a having a flowing river of lemonade. And the part about The Unknown being a chocolate maker that lives in the wall? Yeah that part is not in the script or even brought up by the actors. It is just a description within the script for the character that is never brought up and the audience is never informed about it. This is what Hollywood Studios think will replace writers.

[@rachelmayes3064]

I mean this negatively but it probably will to an extent eventually. But using this technology with 0 oversight as is right now is a total fool's errand.

[@Shellackle]

This was created by someone looking to scam people out of money, not to legitimately write a good script and host a successful event.

[@daniwolfplayz3599]

@@Shellackle if it was the case they wouldn't use AI to begin with

[@TJlolbagger]

In 2 years' time, that's exactly what will happen. There will be fully AI-geberated movie scripts if nothing is legally done about it.

[@daniwolfplayz3599]

@@TJlolbagger wild how everyone is preaching about the usefulness if ai generated media yet everyone who uses it is just outright scamming people

[@milhouseaintnomeme]

To be fair, Willy scammed those kids himself in the original movie, they won tickets to his chocolate factory only to get tortured and "taught lessons" even is a theory on how Willy scammed the winning kid by just pawning off his factory to someone else because it wasn't making money...

[@carcharoclesmegalodon6904]

>original movie

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Charlie inherited all of Wonka's legal fees and fines for violating every kind of labour and safety regulation imaginable. And this was mid-1960s Britain, back when they actually _had_ some safety regulations and labour rights.

[@NobleNemesis]

Lmfao; you sound like a hippy. Clearly the story involved Charlie being mysterious, yet very successful. It's a story of a billionaire giving his wealth to a have-not who morally deserved it.@@DistractedGlobeGuy

[@rileyn54]

@@DistractedGlobeGuynah this shit is crazy 😭😂 bro in crippling dept

[@bignoseman3031]

@@DistractedGlobeGuywhy did bro give all his money to this one kid who happened to not misbehave

[@xwannabeetinkerbellx]

I have so much to catch up on with Charlie videos and this is just the best 😂 Those poor children

[@KCHN350]

Single jelly bean gotta be the biggest kick in the teeth for paying that kinda money

[@bryanfukingfox]

1:27 “A pasadise of sweet teats” is what is says, Charlie. Sweet “TEATS”. My dude, how did you miss that GOLD MINE?!😂

[@CornbreadOracle]

I know. I died laughing. Udderly hilarious 😆

[@Chadmiral]

Lol 😆

[@Adrian-vd6ji]

hey that joke could make people sensitive...just like little nippies!

[@lepreconvict3606]

I said the exact same thing!! HOW did he miss that???? 😂😂😂😂

[@shawerful5209]

"A paradise of sweet tits"

[@andrevaughn6980]

“What is that!? It’s the Unknown!” - Willy Tonka

[@Starscreamisthebestleader69]

NOT THE UNKNOWN missed opportunity to replace "willy" with "billy"

[@sp3ckedout224]

😂😂😂

[@awolf6473]

​@@Starscreamisthebestleader69I am now imagining Willy Wonka's evil cousin, Billy Bonka and it is killing me

[@Rasupubegasu]

Billy Tonka

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

​@@awolf6473Willy Wanka

[@mercyweapon3791]

Apparently, 'The Unknown' has ALREADY been commandeered for the villain of an upcoming horror flick.

[@henryhargraves4184]

I would pay a kidney for a complete unedited raw footage of the entire thing.

[@missyelliot6237]

I’ll go half in on that kidney with you

[@x_rhi_x2772]

I think you did get footage of the entire thing...the oompah loompa actress said the experience took around 2 minutes to cpmplete

[@Katherine_xs]

😂😂😂

[@henryhargraves4184]

@@x_rhi_x2772 I’m looking for a cinematic experience en par with Christopher Nolan’s dark knight haha

[@Redwildsss]

The place is giving dashcon vibes, you can’t tell me that sad “chocolate river” doesn’t remind you of the ballpit

[@van4195]

STOPPPPPP

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

If you donate towards the oompa loompa’s wages, you get extra time in the chocolate river

[@mikedawolf95]

They actually had a jump tent inflatable. So a slight step above a ball pit

[@Clow0]

I hope no one pissed in the chocolate river

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I don't think the river of viscous brown fluid running out of that ballpit was chocolate.

[@A.Radwick]

When I was a kid, my church would throw a Vacation Bible School event every summer. I helped my mom sometimes with the decorations, so I can confidently say that children at a non-profit church event would have been able to put on a better show than this disaster.

[@sequoyahrice6966]

yeah but the church is already literally a scam 200X worse than any of this nonsense in the video.

[@Damoganosaem]

Holy crap VBS fr those shows and decor was so much better than this

[@rainesaysdie863]

My church had a haunted house when I was like 13 and it was miles better than this, and it was supposed to be a money raising thing because the church already was broke as hell, and it was mostly the youths who put it together, and it was so much better than this, genuinely no effort was put in here

[@brendanfields3691]

My church growing up would put on cool events all the time they would rent rides and allot of people would make like almost fair games to play and all free and you still won prizes awsome times great memories

[@greyskymy]

My prinary school's haunted house is better than whatever ScamWonka Land is. The 12 yos will put effort in the decorations, makeup, costumes and give me and my old schoolmates a little scare back then.

[@LemonFlavoredDraino]

This felt like a ploy to lure a bunch of people into a warehouse for a “fun” experience and then the “unknown” mass murders everyone

[@starringvincentprice]

The IMMEDIATE adverse reaction the kids had to "The Unknown" is killing me 😭😭😭

[@YoruX_]

nah im still dying at that shit 😂😂

[@Gringle9coolguy]

Literally read this comment as it happened on screen for me 😂😂😂

[@kookofo]

I feel like they just didn’t come up with a name for the character lmao they were so lazy they got tired of using the AI too. It is truly horrifying though, if I was a kid I can imagine shitting my pants.

[@soupythecat]

"noooooo"

[@OnlyPolos]

$40 to see Billy Bonkers and the Vanilla Factory, I see no issues here.

[@Accobea]

Lmaoooo

[@haydenhouts]

LMAOOOOOOO PIN THIS CHARLIE!! @penguinz0

[@mugcake3539]

@@AccobeaI just wanna say I really love your profile pic! Where did you find it? 🙂

[@Accobea]

@@mugcake3539 thank you so much! I created it with one of those avatar creation websites that were going around a few years ago. I’ll see if I can find the name for you!

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

The vanilla power plant

[@thomasobrien1841]

That Krabby land comparison is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

[@Santoryu90]

Cheapy the Cheapskate

[@mikeehrmantraut1899]

@@Santoryu90 Hey I ain't cheap

[@thomasobrien1841]

@@mikeehrmantraut1899 Now take this tomato back to the kitchen before it spoils

[@Yojimbo16]

"Corporation needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." "They're the same picture."

[@jjt171]

crazy how revolutionary spongebob was. that aired 20 or so years ago and people still reference that episode and many other moments of spongebob.

[@TegridyMadeGames]

I actually went to one of these "scams"... I convinced my parents to go see a "art installation" with me downtown, and I really wish I hadn't. The event advertised itself much the same, but it didn't use AI. It showed amazing art installations and such, but it was all concept art made by artists. When we got to the actual event it was just a empty warehouse with a some stuff spread around. Granted, the black light room was kinda cool, but everything else was a total waste of time. They had stuff for kids too, none of it looked like it was clean or being cleaned though. The ending was a "VR experience" which was just an old Oculus rift that was covered in sweat stain and had some old game you definitely didn't wana try and risk getting diseases to play. Anyways, this was about 4 years ago and the ticket cost was $75 because it "supported local artist" LOL.