MADAME WEB MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@DaneelGiskard-f8d]

Fun fact: Stan Lee's wife voiced Madame Webb for the animated series.

[@jtrocker9976]

Didn’t know until last night. That’s cool.

[@michaelstrong5383]

There's even a moment in the final episode where Spider-Man visits Stan Lee in the real world. When Madame Web shows up to take Spidey somewhere else, Stan says "Who is that exotic lady?" Possibly the cutest moment in the whole show.

[@moviecrazed2208]

Really? That's so cool!

[@flameroad123]

Stan Lee is the Watcher and his wife is madame web....now that's a couple.

[@DeRockMedia]

Fun fact that I once knew and forgot. Always a pleasure to hear

[@MR.FREEDMAN]

"There goes Sony, digging in that Spider dumpster" had me laughing for a minute straight.

[@Paranormal718]

😆 🤣 rummaging through banana peels and diapers. "Gotta be something else in there that we can use."

[@kashourikatsu2543]

Same ...😂😂😂

[@JDotWill]

Fun Fact: Dakota & Sydney apparently both thought that they were joining the MCU because when they posted the casting announcement to their IG’s they both tagged Marvel Studios. Also, Dakota fired her agency a month later

[@janb92]

Lmao not Sony catfishing actors 💀💀

[@missnurse78]

😅😅😅😅​@@janb92

[@YouTubeHandleEtc.]

I'm not buying that.

[@Supherodude]

I think Sony is trying to trick audiences into thinking their movies are MCU movies.

[@ToeKnife166]

They are both not suited for marvel, especially Johnson

[@robliberachi]

*”Honestly the best actor in the whole thing is Pepsi”* - Martin LMAO😂

[@blackmcbain3145]

Pepsi killed the villain. Which he oddly enough didn't see in the future 😂

[@SiennaDuran-z7k]

Don't you mean Pepsi-Man?

[@markrose2565]

Its personality is so bubbly. ;)

[@Wilkinson7]

​@@markrose2565 Goated comment

[@Ecw_Kevin_Torres]

36:18 😂😂😂

[@smalls4119]

This is absolutely the writer’s fault. Matt Sazama and Burke Sharpless, the geniuses behind Morbius, Power Rangers, Gods of Egypt, The Last Witch Hunter, and Dracula Untold.

[@gcolbyp]

Power Rangers is the only passable one in that lineup, Jesus 😆

[@michaelstrong5383]

How the hell did those two still have jobs after writing flop after flop?

[@andhispalmugman6314]

Someone get them out of the kitchen.

[@rascoehunter3608]

​@@michaelstrong5383most likely nepotism.

[@renata8979]

That's one impressive resume - the absolute worst of the worst.

[@rascoehunter3608]

After how badly this movie is doing critically, I honestly don't blame Dakota Johnson for firing her agent.

[@IMZ44]

Dakota deserves better projects.

[@kenlynw]

Her agent just heard superhero movie and thought it would be good didn’t hear the Sony part

[@GoB1996]

She gets a dub from me on my part, she putting this movie on blast lmao

[@Cinderella718]

She fired her agent?😂😂😂

[@kane7173]

@@Cinderella718she didn’t just fire her agents, she switched agencies 😂😂😂😂

[@lewiep]

Of course Martin would not accept being called a contrarian 😂 Classic contrarian.

[@lonerebeI]

Right lol

[@ss2gora0]

Both of them are to be honest 😎

[@brandonlewis6817]

It's 8 am and there are already 2 spoiler reviews. This shit BOMBED

[@kameronwright9925]

My thoughts exactly 😅

[@aquariussarron5444]

That first trailer was just a red flag if I ever saw one..... 😅

[@icedcapplord710]

The fact that they got away with advertising the Spider-Women in full costumes in the promos, and in the actual movie it's like a 5 second vision sequence of what they could become in the future It's like they knew they were setting audiences up lmao

[@maxpokebruh27]

For real?! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelstrong5383]

I knew they wouldn't show them in costume for too long, but for *FIVE SECONDS?!!* 🤣🤣

[@kameronwright9925]

So the whole reason i wanted to watch this movie is a five second sequence?

[@wilcee238]

They tried to pull an Argyle!

[@COSun25]

No way this is true.

[@michaelstrong5383]

I'm a huge Spider-Man fan myself, so I am familiar with Madame Web from the comics and the 90's cartoon show. However, even looking at the posters, all I see isn't "Madame Web" but instead *_"Dakota Johnson & Her Gal-Pals: The Movie"_*

[@COSun25]

The last part of your statement is pretty on the nose. I do like the costumes for Celeste, Isabela, and Sydney. If those characters get improved in 'Beyond the Spiderverse' or the Spiderverse female-led spinoff film, that'd be good.

[@Omar-wq9dz]

Madame Web isn’t really a lead character type. She works better in a supporting role

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

What are the chances this film is gonna become a meme like Morbius was?

[@gcolbyp]

Man Sydney Sweeney would’ve been a great Black Cat for Holland’s Spider-Man in the MCU, and she’s wasted in this shit. And it’s worse that they made her a shy nerdy teenage girl, like come on Sony who you bullshitin?! 😂

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@gcolbyp Honestly, I can see Sydney as Black Cat. She would have the sex appeal down perfectly. I'm not too familiar with Julia Carpenter, or Spider-Woman, as a character, but I'm pretty sure she was never the "shy nerdy" type as this movie portrays her.

[@F.Hakeem89]

In less than a year I expect a "Movie Roast" of this with Billy Laughing his ass off lol.

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

Now THAT would justify the cost of seeing that pos movie!!WORTH IT!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adampellett4917]

I was thinking the same thing. 😂

[@rascoehunter3608]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. People who have seen Madam Web have been comparing it to Catwoman. Korey and Martin already got a lot of humor mileage from this review alone. With more clips available the bad movie roast would be most likely an hour long. Just got to make sure to vote on it. A little bit of topic I really hope they do Ryan's Babe at some point.

[@sophiaandre139]

Billy is the best

[@voicebox64]

Billy: "I don't know what the hell is going on! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

[@anthonyleach7608]

One person said that they wanted to apologize to Morbius. Grace Randolph said that her body tried to shut down to protect her involuntarily.

[@splitsidez9778]

Damn that one hell of a roast

[@michaelstrong5383]

That's never a good sign when Morbius is a better film than yours.

[@beejay271]

So many people are saying this is far worse than Morbius, and apologizing to that movie😂

[@TwinRiver100]

@@beejay271 😅oooof, that bad. yikes 😅

[@Thed538dhsk]

The film initiated her fight or flight response lol.

[@iam_ad629]

Sony is money laundering I swear. These movies never make any sense 🤦🏾‍♂️💯

[@NobuhikuObayashi]

Facts

[@didgya]

Makes you wonder. Maybe a tax write off?

[@michaelstrong5383]

This is further proof that Spider-Verse was made by people who actually care about characters, story, and incredible visuals. These movies don't really give a crap about any of those things whatsoever.

[@benjaminjenkins394]

@@michaelstrong5383wonder if they’ll ask the writers of Spiderverse to take over the Sonyverse at this point. Just give it all to them 🤷🏾‍♂️💁🏾‍♂️

[@ninjaeddy1717]

Nah, I think they’re just really bad at this

[@NobuhikuObayashi]

A movie called Madame Bat starring Thomas Wayne’s second cousin where they hint at the birth of Alfred

[@panicatthegasstation]

This was the one film I was waiting to get the DT treatment more than anything else this year. This should be glorious.

[@chasehedges6775]

This review is burdened with Glorious Purpose

[@anthonyleach7608]

We have all been waiting for web wonder time

[@donavanfrea6768]

Same here. That trailer talk had me cracking up

[@samuelclark1677]

Watching these movies without Spiderman in them is like watching any CW show that's in Gotham and not have Batman in it

[@SuperPal-tr3go]

Imagine if anyone ever made something something like that lol... oh wait.

[@deejno.4758]

I watched "Gotham Knights" because I'm dumb.

[@roloboog]

@@deejno.4758*Turner Hayes intensifies*

[@totallytubular8760]

Movies like this is where the real superhero fatigue is.

[@SlimKim3]

There's no such thing as superhero fatigue

[@Asupernaruto1]

No

[@gcolbyp]

@@SlimKim3It’s really more so people are tired of them being mediocre or in this case, awful.

[@SlimKim3]

@@gcolbyp all people gotta do is go out there and show Hollywood how easy it is to make good movies that aren't mediocre.

[@mediawarrior5957]

​@MegGriffin6 fatigue is felt with the casual movie.goers who are not Hard-core super hero fans.

[@BloodlessWolf]

I was thinking about Kraven the Hunter and how he gets bitten by a lion and Martin dropped that, "Don't get bitten by an animal." and I damn near choked on my drink laughing.

[@Hectorferjr2]

In the 1994 Spider-Man animated series, Madame Web and a young girl named Taina helped Spider-Man redefine his purpose after the public blamed him for destroying a medical building while fighting Doc Ock.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

One of my favorite episodes And my first introduction to Madame web They should’ve done an animated movie instead

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

That episode was what got me into Spider-Man, it was on a DVD - the first DVD I ever got as a gift.

[@blackmcbain3145]

Dakota facepalming on the subway in the movie ad is very fitting 😂

[@FREDERICKEUSEBIO-d3q]

"before she was even born, her mother was pregnant with her". Truer words were never spoken.

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

Dakota Johnson is a REAL precog!She fired her agent and went to another talent agency when the first teaser trailer dropped..I owe Morbius an apology..(no i don't.)

[@dde1fy]

“I thought this was Disney marvel” 😭😭😭

[@rascoehunter3608]

Something about the line "he was there in the amazon with my mom researching spiders right before she died" keeps making me bust out laughing.

[@renata8979]

I know it is nitpicking, but Tahar Rahim is only 8 years older than Dakota Johnson. Or did the dude stopped aging as a free bonus to everything else? (I really don't care to watch this to find out)

[@rlamas4783]

@@renata8979they do this a lot it’s common in movies that parents are usually within 10 years of the children they play, like in scarface al Pacino and mama montana are like 10 years apart, i think in dune timothy and Oscar issac are like 15-16 so they’re closer to brothers unless he was a teen dad

[@LUNITUNZBackup]

​@@rlamas4783this is also the same reason 20-year Olds will play teens in movies. Most teens look the same way through their 20's anyway.

[@fnpoolguy]

That line summarizes the entire first ten minutes of the movie and I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@derektorres9275]

And that line was cut out of the movie

[@shinndig1293]

This movie was also produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura, a.k.a the hack responsible for all the Transformer & G.I.Joe films which says a lot.

[@PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm]

Bonavemtura is the Avi Arad of Hasbro movies. He needs to be removed from them at all cost!

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

Martin summed up how I felt about "Madame Web" exactly. It's not the worst comic book movie I've ever seen, but it has way too many flaws to even be considered an okay movie.

[@marioe5365]

When I saw the writing team for this gave us classics like Morbius and Gods of Egypt I knew to prepare for a turd.

[@roloboog]

You don’t even have to know that to see it as a cash grab.

[@ashesfrombones]

Kraven be like... "hold my mustache!"

[@JudgementNutter]

Fun fact about Madame Web in the 90s show, she was voiced by Stan Lee's wife Joan!

[@CriticalFangirl]

Ngl, I'm a little sad to hear that this doesn't even go to Guilty Pleasure levels of bad.

[@erikwilliams1562]

I heard it was Catwoman bad. If that's true I'll put it in the So Bad it's Hilarious category

[@lonerebeI]

Even catwoman more entertaining than this

[@AlphariusDominatus]

Morbius is still King of the guilty pleasure cbm

[@AllInTheGame01]

Madame Web is currently @13% RT (3.3/10) & 27/100 on Metacritic. Can Sony pls stop making these movies as they unfortunately add to the general overall feeling of superhero fatigue?! Really hope SJ Clarkson isn't badly hurt by this & how do writing duo Burk Sharpless & Matt Sazama keep getting work (Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt & Morbius)?!

[@TwinRiver100]

maybe it's a networking thing? like maybe those two have some kind of look deal for writing within Sony. And they are their go-tos?

[@AllInTheGame01]

@@TwinRiver100 Or they've got some really good blackmail material on those Executives?! :)

[@TwinRiver100]

🤷‍♂️maybe? I don't know.

[@terrymcginnis01]

I think Sony is going to keep hiring them. They don't learn and those writers are probably cheap to hire. Maybe they can write that Agent May movie Sony wanted to make.

[@ClandestineSnowman]

Dakota Johnson is delivering her lines like the AI text to speech thing in TikTok

[@DJ-wl5qo]

Dude I’ve been trying to figure out what her performance in this reminds me of for like 3 days and that’s it!

[@gcolbyp]

Dude I wouldn’t be surprised if Sony just tricked these actors into thinking they’re signing up for the MCU like it’s connected with Tom Holland’s Spider-Man, instead of this Sony universe. When the trailer dropped, both Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney tagged Marvel Studios on their post and then Johnson asked Elizabeth Olsen what’s it like being in these movies. Apparently Dakota Johnson left her agency after the trailer dropped and after seeing the movie, I don’t blame her 😆

[@SlimKim3]

That's exactly what happened. They told her the movie was going to be connected to the MCU when in reality it wasn't

[@Coffeewiththegods]

That’s exactly what they’ve been doing if you watch any of the interviews, even in Morbius, they keep allowing their actors to believe they’re in the MCU.

[@gcolbyp]

@@CoffeewiththegodsI remember Matt Smith saying he ask Karen Gillian, since they worked together on Doctor Who, what’s it like doing these movies cause he was hesitant.

[@flanagamer]

Dakota said the original screenplay that she signed on with got scrapped and afterwards they ended up with this new abomination 😅

[@Loch1210]

They didn’t notice they had no conversations with Disney ?

[@anthonyleach7608]

Finally, the cinematic Event of the year, no, dare I say the Decade. Prepare yourself because it is web wonder time

[@spicymemes7458]

Whatever you think of Dakota Johnson, even Meryl Streep couldn't work with this shitty script.

[@sproductionsinc]

Oh god, I would love to see Meryl as a superhero.

[@spicymemes7458]

@@sproductionsinc Imagine Marvel Studios doing Madame Web with Meryl Streep 🤩

[@zombiebite100]

Meryl Streep would have the common sense to not sign up for this dumpster fire, tho.

[@emmanuelwilliams4957]

​@@spicymemes7458 I rather have Dame Helen Mirren play Madame Web in the MCU

[@marcushamner5994]

Madame Web is an awesome character in the comics. Joan Lee, the wife of Stan Lee, voiced Madame Web in the animated series. I’m still going to see it this weekend. Ezekiel Sims is a threat in the Marvel Universe. But it’s like you guys said, it’s Sony’s attempts to keep the Spider-Man property because they made so much money on the movies.

[@roloboog]

How was it? 😂

[@marcushamner5994]

@@roloboog Lol, I haven’t seen it yet, BUT I saw Rotten Tomatoes reviews and they are really low. I’m going to talk about Madame Web movie in my channel. It’s centered around Spider-Man anyway considering Sony wants to selfishly keep Spider-Man to themselves instead of giving Spidey’s property to Kevin Feige and Marvel Studios.😂🤣

[@roloboog]

@@marcushamner5994 I can’t even be bothered to give them my money anymore when they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel to come up with these movies. There’s nothing about Madame Web or Kraven that says the people who made it care about the fans, or the movie, or anything other than money. The Spiderman franchise is already being milked dry as it is, and this is as blatant as it’s ever been.

[@marcushamner5994]

@@roloboog I agree. Even the masses who are talking about it says it’s abysmal at best lol. But I’ll give my review about Madame Web and Kraven the Hunter on my channel. Some of the producers didn’t even do research about Madame Web either. It would seem to make sense if Sony just give the Spider-Man character to Disney and have them set in the same universe in the MCU.

[@lilmissknowitall5775]

I love how one of the reviews for Madame Web was simply "It was bad." Like... yeah, what else needs to be said?

[@robliberachi]

That might be one of Coreys best transitions to an ad😂😂😂

[@HumphreyKaye]

The movie voted most likely to be found at the bottom of the $5 Walmart bin.

[@fnpoolguy]

It will never get a physical release

[@HorseJoint]

Oh shit. “MaDamn-Web” Review. LEETS GO!

[@GojiraRising]

A bad movie review in the morning.👌

[@HorseJoint]

@@GojiraRisingIndeed😌

[@NobuhikuObayashi]

A movie called Madame Superman where we learn about Louis lane’s grandmothers best friend who had a hip that twinges when it thunders

[@dominicrigsby8547]

Or better, Lois Lane's grandmother's best friend.

[@Oonagh72]

They should have saved some of this for the inevitable Roast and Toast.

[@29AndreG]

Yeah, looks like The Marvels deserves an apology.

[@COSun25]

Aside from the singing planet and those alien cats, the film is a'ight. I could've done without Nick Fury saying "Black Girl Magic" just for Monica Rambeau to learn to fly to save Kamala from falling out of the sky.

[@muziqpoet86]

​@@COSun25Samuel l Jackson actually adlib that line so get over the black girl magic line

[@Welcome2TheInternet]

@@muziqpoet86 It's still a shitty line, even if Martin Luther King's ghost wrote it

[@gcolbyp]

Honestly The Marvels was just okay, besides the rushed execution and messy plot, it’s not as bad as most say, at least some of the action was cool and the leads actually have chemistry and wanted to be there, two things that Madame Web definitely lacked!

[@Coolcoolcooldude]

The Marvels had more personality than this film.

[@chination1796]

This makes The Marvels look like The Godfather 😂

[@jiado6893]

18:53 Korey is becoming a public defense attorney over this.

[@undrtakr900]

Haha

[@Coffeewiththegods]

Sony keeps lying to these actors and letting them think they’re in the MCU.

[@hope-cat4894]

At this point, if Tom Holland isn't in the film, actors should know it's not in the MCU.

[@paradisecity0406able]

Guess this movie wasn't able to *SWING* past expectations

[@tylerhackner9731]

Ba dum tss

[@observantmillenial]

💀

[@randomanton]

😒

[@kingDrAgOnZoRdS]

U nerd 😂

[@undrtakr900]

Go sit on the corner lol

[@eastsidereviews727]

Were the streets asking for this? Madame Webb is a cool character, but she isn't a character that could carry a movie as the central focus, she's a side character. Thank God for Spider-Verse cause otherwise Sony would be shit out of luck. I'm seeing this movie this weekend, so it should be an experience.

[@NobuhikuObayashi]

At least buy a ticket for a different movie and sneak into web. Seriously, there are so many incredible films in cinemas right now that will probably do worse than Madame web it’s so sad :( :(

[@zacharybosley1935]

Madame Web is a weaver, an orchestrator, someone who guides those around her. She does that in this movie, and I'm satisfied.

[@firecrakerj3312]

People to Morbius: “Perhaps we treated you too harshly…”

[@AnimeAftermath]

Morbius is still shit. Just because one pile of shit smells worse doesn't change that.

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

To this films credit it’s a better film than Spiderman Lotus which is not saying much.

[@wilcee238]

No it’s not. And that’s factoring in the star of Lotus being a filthy racist.

[@rexmundi2986]

"(marginally) better than a fan film" is a great tag line for the movie poster.

[@wilcee238]

Lotus was better.

[@madtitan0825]

They’re both shit in their own way, no fucking way I’m giving either of them ounce of compliments

[@JoseJimenez-fc6pu]

So, by the logic of this movie, if this magical spider were to bite a mouse, then is there a feasible chance in this universe there's a spidey-powered rodent swinging around in the jungles of Peru? Can I see THAT movie instead, please?

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

If you think Sony has scraped the bottom of Spidey barrel. Then I got news for you. They've scraped beyond the barrel! No joke, they've got a Hypno-Hustler movie & and an El Muerto movie in the pipeline. Such an "iconic" duo of villains, with the latter only appearing in two seventeen year old comics. At one point, they even considered doing an Aunt May spy movie.

[@GarrettParrot]

Sony is not even trying to build a cohesive cinematic universe.

[@thecunninlynguist]

i cannot take this movie seriously. I only have the 90's spidey cartoon as a frame of reference for Madame Webb...and I can't get her look/voice outside my head

[@Otaku_Goldwings]

A video from double toasted a day keeps the depression at bay 🙏

[@BigSmokeJitsu]

Sony got them Great Value spider-verse costume

[@stephen2597]

Still waiting on my Big Wheel solo movie…

[@clittlecrow]

23:53 poor Julian still getting roasted over his "queens" 😅.

[@gcolbyp]

His NUBIAN QUEEN! 😆

[@LAFC_Lalo]

I’m disabled, at the end of the film when she finally gets her wheelchair and they treated as something to get you excited for the next film because she has one in the comics. I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂

[@DJ-wl5qo]

I personally didn’t find this problematic because getting offended by something messaging wise in this movie is kind of a waste of time imo but when they were explaining why her mom was researching spiders I thought “Oh some people are NOT gonna like this”.

[@flamingcheese4650]

Another fun fact: In the trailers, there's a blink-or-you'll-miss-it moment during the part where Cassie Webb is in a bus and there's a man playing a Playstation Portable. This movie takes place in 2003; however, the PSP was released in 2005.

[@Windupchronic]

I think the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie is a good example of a film no one was asking for but everyone was happy to get once they saw it. It can happen.

[@zacharybosley1935]

Behold the awesome power of a passionate director and a mouse's wallet.

[@JamesASharp]

And 2+2=173, and the color of the sky is turquoise maroon. SNAP BACK TO REALITY!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zacharybosley1935]

@@JamesASharp ? Non sequitur

[@Takimeko]

the villain out of costume looks like Morbius as a science teacher

[@JinxSanity]

With these movies is like Sony is looking at the Superhero Genre being barely kept alive and just putting a pillow on their face and claiming is trying to keep them live.

[@michaelstrong5383]

At least, the MCU was smart enough to release one movie this year with Deadpool. Meanwhile, Sony's churning out three with this, Kraven, and Venom 3.

[@gcolbyp]

Honestly Deadpool and Wolverine & even Joker: Folie a Deux are the only CBMs this year that will give me hope cause Sony ain’t helping.

[@mladenkulic446]

I'm gonna wait to stream it. After Morbius and Venom 2 Let there be romance i'm not supporting live action spiderverse spin-offs from Sony. On plus side Sydney Sweeney has one successful good movie that made profit for Sony, and that is Anyone But You budget 25 million, and had grossed $170 million worldwide.

[@didgya]

Don't blame you. Venom 2 was extra insulting. Wrote for 10 year olds.

[@VWayyyyyyyy]

I was waiting for this, but got damn this thumbnail looks wild.😫😫🙈 I knew this movie was going to bad. It's just a damn shame how Sony pushes these Spinoffs out. Angry Joe Show said the same thing compared to Morbius. Said Madem Web makes Morbius a masterpiece.😭😭😭

[@johnironz4389]

😂That spiderman suit looks like one of Phenoix Jones sidekicks.😂😂😂

[@VideoClubRandom]

And to think we have 3 SPUMM movies This year! 😅🤦‍♂ (*Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Movies)

[@jackevans6200]

Oh, I've been looking forward to this review for days...

[@enunez3674]

I like how the description of the vid asks the question "Is this movie better than Morbius?" The bar is already set that low (or that high, depending on who you ask)

[@nkosilathimukura6106]

When she removed the plates from the cab but left the sign on top, then CRASHED IT INTO A DINER WITH WITNESSES but kept driving around in it I lost it

[@MaliciousAction100]

27:23 as critics, you have a moral responsibility to spoil movies when they’re this bad

[@CocainBuzz]

Was waiting for this (not the movie, your review lol)

[@adampellett4917]

Dakota Johnson got punk’d in that bad Marvel film by Sony Pictures Entertainment before more black lashing in Spider-Man’s website. Come on, Sony, please don’t hurting your studio for 💯 years since both WB and Disney did.

[@Music-City-Mania]

Korey said “bless her heart.” That makes this Yankee-turned-Southern-boy so happy.

[@NobuhikuObayashi]

A movie called Madame hulk where they hint at the birth of a scientist who will one day give birth to the scientist who is a neighbor to the co-creator of gamma rays

[@Gchildwarrior]

This reminds me of that Spaceballs line lmao

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Korey Coleman: Shopify brings to your house, brings to YOU!

[@alphacause]

I am glad this movie exists, for the simple fact that the reviews are hilarious.

[@ValyrianPrince]

😂😂😂😂💀 having so much fun watching the reviews of this

[@ChironBroderick]

The only solace in this movie is knowing that i can just turn my brain off and appreciate how fine Dakota Johnson is.

[@adampellett4917]

Unless from the bad trilogy in the mid 2010s.

[@nolinpowe]

#Same

[@Chri228]

Dakota over Sydney?!

[@nolinpowe]

Yes, although Sydney is fine as hell too

[@Planag7]

You can go that for FREE without paying for this shite. How stupid are you?

[@Bullz_eye47]

I love how a video game scriptwriting could be better than this movie

[@DericMyersYT]

It can’t be worst than Catwoman. Maybe Elektra, but it can’t be worst than Catwoman.

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

Catwoman was so bad it was trainwreck watchable. Madame Web sounds so generic it wouldn't even work as a made for TV movie in 1984.

[@omarbanuelos3697]

The thumbnail is hilarious 😂

[@dariendarkhouse8538]

Did they go into Spider Totems? That's how Marvel explains the more outrageous Spider Powers. The Hulk will always resurrect due to a Green Door in the realm of the antithesis of God (The One Below All), so Marvel reaches. Also, the Responsibility/Power line makes more sense for Steve Rogers.

[@CNTconnoisseur]

This is a FULL PRICE film. Gimme more! I was dying in the theater. This might be one of my favorite comedies of all time.

[@nolinpowe]

I think for S.J. Clarkson, the director of this movie should've done a feature film first before this one 😆 her only background was in television projects, it must've been her lucky day when she got this script & was hired on the same day 😆

[@zombiebite100]

Doesn’t this strategy of making a terrible movie guarantee you’ll never be respected/allowed to make another one? Or does logic not work in the movie industry

[@nolinpowe]

Zombie Hollywood is so desperate for anything right now they're willing to pick the people they generally like as people not as filmmakers to do their projects/ movies/etc. They're playing favoritism, which is why so many people in Hollywood are moving out and making their own movies or projects with their own production companies or even their own filmmaking skills. It's going to get to a point where people are going to start releasing their own movies under their own production banners without a hollywood distribution company

[@MrAlcazar]

You know a movie is terrible when the lead actor fires their agent immediately after it debuts!

[@adamclifton29]

Can't wait to see Kraven the Hunter now

[@tylertheguy3160]

You can totally make a hit movie out of an unpopular character. Iron Man was widely considered a D tier character before the first MCU movie. The main issue here is that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE GAVE A SHIT.

[@anniaplays4529]

SYDNEY SWEENEY IS GREAT ON THE TONIGHT WEARING HER MY BREASTS ARE FIGHTING TO BUST OUT OF HERE TIGHT DRESSES !❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@JamesASharp]

Outside of Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, James Cameron, Antoine Fuqua, and Martin Scorsese, it's sad to see Hollywood spiraling out of control like this. Hollywood is on life support. The products that they're putting out are either W.O.K.E. dog crap, or the screenplay and writing ✍️ of these other movies are so laughably bad due to pure laziness. The Beekeeper is the only good film that I've seen this year.

[@muziqpoet86]

Every single person owes THE MARVELS an apology

[@didgya]

😂 It's still bad tho.

[@Mr.BondJamesBond]

Nah

[@dazronrichard5331]

Marvels is a bad movie and deserves its criticism. However, I will say the madame web movie is far worse than any super hero I have seen.

[@TimeMakerMan]

Nope that movie is still bad but this one seems worse

[@brandynrivas591]

I'm not apologizing to them, flash, ant man, black adam, shazam , thor, or anyone else I forgot to mention. They all getting chucked into the dumpster.

[@zacharybosley1935]

What makes this movie so sad for me is that it was 100% a shameless cash grab, but there was potential here if they leaned into the more fantastical elements of the Spider-Man Mythos. Ezekiel & Cassandra both have significant positions in how the Web of Life & Destiny functioned, and the movie puts respect on the fact that Ezekiel tried to break into a club he didnt belong to. Without Peter, they did a damn good job writing how he tried to escape the consequences of that decision without using the spirits in the comics that showed up to hunt him down. Madame Web's powers were an instrumental tool in navigating how the fate of spider-people unfolds, and putting her in a position to nurture and cultivate younger spiders was a brilliant decision. They just didn't put enough weight into what could have been a great conflict between Power & Responsibility.

[@SixTHSUN63]

It’s funny, Spider-Man may not “enjoy” fighting his villains. But regardless, he always has a funny quip, or ‘seems to’ enjoy, fighting them. But with Madam Web, he didn’t even have a quip for her in the animated series clip. He straight up hates her😂 From that alone, if Peter Parker doesn’t want anything to do with you, I don’t think that’s a person you make a full, solo movie for!

[@zacharybosley1935]

Peter & Madame Web have a slightly more complicated relationship than the clips would indicate. In the cartoon, Madame Web would always emerge to warn Spider-Man of a threat he will have to overcome in order to be ready for the endgame boss of the show, and Peter resents his sense of responsibility being leveraged by someone who clearly knows what's going on, but is unwilling to lay out all the cards. As Peter starts to see the bigger picture, and as the ultimate enemy looms closer, Madame Web is less of a superior, and more of a counselor. By the end of the series, when Peter is ready, Madame barely does more than enable him to do what they both know is right.

[@JMotion]

I swear to god during the BBQ scene when she graps the Pepsi, that can she's holding is completely CG. It looks kinda funny for most of the scene, but there's this one shot where her her hand looks like it doesn't know if it wants to be in front or behind the can. I don't know if they didn't have the Pepsi sponsor locked during the shoot or whatever, but that can was about as fake as the baby from Twilight.

[@COSun25]

Knowing that Dakota Johnson, in past interviews and promo for this film, KNEW that this film wasn't going to ne good is an indication that she only jumped in this for the money.

[@wilcee238]

No she got tricked. She thought it was going to be a Marvel movie. That’s why she just fired her agent

[@COSun25]

​@@wilcee238This IS a Marvel film, but not 1 of those Disney/Marvel (MCU) films.

[@splitsidez9778]

@@COSun25 Technically true but I don't fault her. There's a quality difference between the MCU and Sony's Marvel

[@bensneb360]

Korey: Madame Webb is a whole new level of crazy lol

[@stephenlandry2674]

I think the guys were a little easy on Dakota Johnson in that they assummed she could give a better performance with better material. Can she? Shes been a terrible actress in everything I've seen her in( including otherwise good movies like The Peanut Butter Falcon) These Sony dumpster fires are perfectly suited for her and that weirdo, Jared Leto.

[@devilmikey00]

The saddest part is that apparently a lot of the actors weren't super familiar with difference between a Sony marvel movie and real marvel movie and thought they were all going to be in the MCU when they were cast. Wasn't until later on they realized this was something else so if they seem less than enthusiastic, I imagine that's part of it.

[@chasehedges6775]

I feel so bad for Isabella Merced/Moner. She went from starring in Transformers 5 to good movies like Instant Family and Dora andThe Lost City to this garbage

[@COSun25]

Didn't Instant Family bomb? I couldn't even push myself to see that in theaters.

[@F.Hakeem89]

On the Plus side she will be Hawkgirl in Superman Legacy.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@COSun25 Instant Family was good tho. Really enjoyed it. She and Mark Whalberg and Rose Byrne were great in it.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@F.Hakeem89 She’ll probably do a good job but nobody cares for the DCEU all that much

[@clittlecrow]

And she's gonna be in The Last of Us season 2 and the new Alien movie on Hulu! Hopefully, those ones turn out better than this movie.

[@pinktitan3716]

5:16 Korey’s face just says it all! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣