Made Up Words From The South. Mike Goodwin

Made up words from the south are absolutely hilarious, especially when explained by Mike Goodwin, whether it's made up word like fixin to or whatyounotgondo this clip from Mike Goodwin's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@trippersigs2248]

He said "Whatchnotgondo" and I heard my mom grabbing a belt from the opposite side of the country.

[@xeverlastingxchaosx9679]

LMAO 🤣🤣

[@samanthaprest2296]

😂😂😂

[@robertsothmann8110]

werd

[@elmyra.jackson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TP-xy2ms]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RookieBarber85]

All those words are in my dna, straight from the Souf 😂😂😂

[@maryhultgren7958]

Did everyone notice great humor without vulgarity? Thank you, Mike.

[@keithlc1972]

I did and I love that he did not use profanity.

[@xxtripleokgaming]

Why does it matter?

[@keithlc1972]

@@xxtripleokgaming some people want to hear good clean humor.

[@paulatudor691]

I’m white or identify as white. But I have to say the plantation sub division not my cup of tea.

[@keithlc1972]

@@paulatudor691 not understanding your point. Do you mean you want to hear more profanity?

[@zacharywissinger3996]

Officer: Pull Over Him: Its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

[@mrPauljacob]

Lol ... Dumb and dumber

[@VioletJoy]

🙌

[@rorydouthard3636]

HOLLERIIIIING!!!!💀😀

[@shaanp9796]

@@mrPauljacob yup, that’s where that’s from

[@srhodes6963]

“Yeah, killer boots, man!”

[@bankskids]

The police repellent joke was absolutely spot on.

[@amkow89]

"Lets just say I never fit the description" 😂😂😂

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

@@amkow89 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

Sure was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sondaswan4189]

Yes it was

[@dennish300]

Yep...that was hilarious

[@tiffanymachelleyoung]

When we could go inside at Church, my family sat behind a gentleman named Bubba and his family. I did not know Bubba was Richard until 2020. I've known him since I was little!

[@cheeryblossoms2011]

I have an Uncle Bubba. I have no idea what his real name is.

[@jane.elliot5782]

LOL

[@stevenbrandon3875]

To this VERY DAY... I know a Tweet, a Freight Train, a Wee Wee, & a Bullwinkle and couldn't tell you their real names to save my soul! 😂

[@jessegolden1076]

I live in Jax Fl and one of my uncle's name was Aloysius (pronounced aloyishus), but everybody always called him Bubba. He was a very caring and giving soul and there were a lot of folks at his funeral. I don't know how many times we heard people saying "I never knew his name was Aloysius"... and one "well now I know why he was called Bubba, who wants to say Aloysius"?

[@PrincessDrRe]

Mr. Booger Putnam in Keene, TX. I still don't know that means real name and he used to pray in church. 🤣

[@Amen.22]

This is one of the very few comedians that is actually funny, and without being nasty.

[@keithlc1972]

Yes I agree, I love that he does not use profanity.

[@lilliankeane5731]

“Police repellent”! 🤣 a cardigan! This bloke is so funny.. “freedom blinds!” “I have a dream drapes!” Oh man .. I laughed and laughed...funny from start to finish! Beautiful voice too. I'm going to listen again. Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ oh... and just for the record.. he looks great! Love his ‘look’

[@stephj9378]

Cute, too. Big smile and bright eyes.

[@lilliankeane5731]

@@stephj9378 he’s very handsome... 👍

[@johnokamoto6762]

Seriously! His voice is like butter or better yet, gravy!

[@lilliankeane5731]

@@johnokamoto6762 how about?.... 🤔... buttered gravy! 😁

[@solomonsart]

i thought the same that he has a good voice

[@georgehaigler2157]

I love this guy's pure, cool, clean sense of humor! Amen.

[@BreaRose]

How is this the 1st time I’ve seen this guy??? He’s SO funny!

[@scottfortune9016]

Agreed. Now I have to look him up.

[@Lucky-et8cx]

That's Dry Bar for you. I don't know where they find these amazing and matured comedians.

[@licksnkicks1166]

Same here! He’s just so hysterical!

[@licksnkicks1166]

@@scottfortune9016 that’s exactly what I am doing too!

[@shaunaleessnackidies]

Same! So funny! 😂

[@kitashawillis118]

Retch around n han me da phone, I'm finna call Pookie n nem!!! LOL 😆 🤣

[@stephj9378]

lol

[@elmyra.jackson]

Yep ☺️😁

[@joycewilson3787]

I'm fixin to light out down to the stow n buy me a poke full a harsh taters ( Irish potatoes ) LOL

[@elmyra.jackson]

And brang (yes brang) me back a gallon a sweet tea🤣

[@sondaswan4189]

Too funny y’all!

[@blaqcaesar9267]

"What you, not 'gon do" did it for me...😂 This guy is absolutely hilarious!!!

[@headquarters25]

Favorite Southern word: fitty’leven (the “v” is optional) “I told you to get in the car fitty’leven times!”

[@joycewilson3787]

or fordy-leven

[@esmereldahipswitch]

True that!

[@janiscarter5879]

Or fitty-leb'n with the "b" almost silent.

[@happigolovely]

It gets real when there is an m sound at the end. 50Le'em

[@stevenbrandon3875]

Infamous Southern threat: "Boi! (sounds like bu-woy), I'll slap fire outta you!"

[@mscpcrystal1829]

Mike is hilarious. "I can't live on a plantation." 😂 And the " Freedom blinds" item of preference was perfect.

[@amkow89]

"I have a dream" drapes 😂😂😂

[@rowantelbin8157]

🤣😂

[@JakeSmith-ux1xk]

This is good. Whispers, "This black guy knows his stuff". Mike Goodwin you rock! Guys, Mike holds a Masters Degree in Education , a Christain and a motivational speaker . My goodness.✋😗😀

[@conniejohnson3029]

Fantastic! Ty for the additional background.

[@nancyduke9762]

Proving you don't need foul language, aex jokes, and political attacks to be funny!

[@kevintaylor9912]

​@@nancyduke9762 especially when you don't want to offend sensitive white people, right?

[@izzibuckets]

Everyone needs a dose of Dry Bar to start the day

[@jasonvon8115]

I'm from Greenville SC he's so right about the "whatchanotgo'nado" loved it!

[@muayboran4life]

Asheville, NC here....Loved his comedy.

[@Deputydog-xk5jl]

“Police repellent “...ok from a cop...that’s funny!

[@cynthiaholland13]

Thanks for having a good sense of humor about it officer!

[@TP-xy2ms]

Hilarious. I am speeder, so sometimes I offer police officer donuts. I had one guy about to pee on himself

[@h3was547]

@@TP-xy2ms bribery donuts.🤣😂

[@purityshallabide1645]

@@TP-xy2ms 😂😂😂

[@petermcgill1559]

Very, very likable comic. Excellent delivery. Holds the audiences attention very well. Funny, too!

[@rowantelbin8157]

TRUE!

[@amandabyrd2989]

Looooooove Mike Goodwin. Saw him in person several years ago. Y'all he's the real deal funny!

[@johnw2026]

Very good! I live in the South, so when he mentioned his mama it made me think back to childhood. I don't recall Dad every making up words, but he DID make a phrase, I've never heard anybody else but me and him use it. If I did something dumb he'd say "son, you need to use your brain for something other than just hair fertilizer!" 😁

[@aoma9111]

My parents used to say "Use your head for more than a hat rack".

[@buddyomara5739]

Two words (made up of 3 words) I love and still use among certain people is "usedtocould" and "justaboutgotta". Ex. "I remember when we usedtocould get into the movies for $5. Now you "justaboutgotta" take out a loan" .🤣🤣🤣😂 I can't wait for this man to get famous, do some dvd's and albums, start touring and get some TV specials. I can't get enough of his humor, plus he just brightened up my whole day. Dear God, elevate, promote and prosper this child of yours. Amen and let it be. Thank you

[@juanita_rocksteady2761]

@@aoma9111 Thanks what my mother used to say!

[@judymcvey9005]

If only everyone could have his approach to life! He's great!

[@Nimonjeua-Ndiangang]

🤔

[@mogetit5999]

The word plantation makes me shutter! Lol

[@3lightsteps]

Shudder.

[@mogetit5999]

@@3lightsteps thanks grammar police! Although I do believe I wrote that correctly

[@nunyabizness3642]

@@mogetit5999 you did.

[@3lightsteps]

@@mogetit5999 Your welcome. 😆

[@3lightsteps]

@@nunyabizness3642 No, that was for windows, shudder is for a physical reaction.

[@MamaTtoB-P]

'Freedom blinds' 'I have a dream drapes' love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny

[@sherryundertheblood7577]

I’m A Ga./SC gal and you are so sweet my southern gentleman! God bless you .

[@caseycarback845]

His expressions & body language are so on point!! I could listen to him for hours.

[@GoodnessGraciousify]

I first saw him on America's Got Talent. Fun to hear a bit of his story and that his wife encouraged him to do full-time comedy. He's great!

[@misstrice84]

He's not lying about the nicknames. My family is from SC. My cousin's nickname is "Monkey". When someone referenced her by her real name, I had no clue who they were talking to.

[@alittlesickducksucks]

My cousin has a friend called Monkey. For the past ten years I've been trying to find out what that man's real name is, but nobody can tell me, cause they don't know either 😂

[@rochellefreeman4019]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lorrainewallis6]

I totally get this,,, but from Britain. I lived in a small village where no one was known by their christened name and because i didn't grow up there it took me ages figure it all out. Even to the point thst all red haired bsbies could be traced back to the surname, Smith! X

[@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437]

That is my sister's nickname...I could not pronounce her real name when I was a toddler and called that and it stuck. I have a cousin with a nickname Rusty.

[@danieljones0078]

Fr🤣🤣 I'm from SC too

[@leelee2632]

Kudos to Mike making a white club laugh with him! We need more laughter in the world!✌🏾🥰

[@san-daago3030]

Distinguished gentleman, well spoken, very funny. Much love

[@kissy0k8]

😒

[@eileenmiller7522]

😂It’s the cardigan!!!

[@sheabaobab3637]

Black People being "Well Spoken" always catches WP off guard... so much so, that they have to give you accolades for articulation.....lol

[@davidvondoom2853]

He left out my favourite word from the south. The infamous triple contraction: Y'all'd've (You all would have).

[@keetopuffs]

I always loved fittenuh ( fixing to) and whazzam ( what's happening). I'm from New Orleans

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

This word is single handily fighting global warming by taking 4 words and making them one.

[@runningamok]

@@keetopuffs 'naw-lins, you say? U got dem crawdaddies? Da Begeezy.

[@bibinoojen]

I've heard this said as 'yallda' lol

[@johnw2026]

Don't forget the question that every proper Southernor says when visitors show up at the house: J'eetyet?

[@veasley1215]

My Grandmother’s name is Beverly G., and yet all my life me and my whole family have called her “T Jones” (there’s no “T” or “Jones” in her name at all lol). It’s even her name in my contacts. If you from the South and you got a nickname, then that’s your name until further notice!😂

[@Mr.Infumus]

Same

[@kewlwife]

Beverly is an awesome name ❤️

[@iambabygirlfranklin3117]

My ex husband's name is Darryl, he didn't know that was his name until he was in the 1st grade when the teacher did roll call and called out, Darryl L? No one said anything, everybody's looking around, so she repeats it. Same results. So she walks up to him and said baby I'm calling YOUR name. His reply, na uh my name ROMEO!🤦‍♀️😂

[@Nikua13]

It is like we grew up together. Your humor and life are my humor and life.

[@charlavandermeer9336]

My folks are from North Carolina! LOVE THE SOUTH! Sir you are AWESOME! Blessings on you💕

[@edwinkirkland8856]

Is that a cardigan....😂😂😂

[@cuttwice3905]

A Boston Red Sox cardigan. Dang, he should buy a cardigan for the local baseball team whither he listeth.

[@VisionMusicWorks]

Everything about the South-TRUE!! 😆 -Been house shopping lately; One house was in a Plantation Woods subdivision on Plantation Drive…NOPE!!

[@IBLV2DOU]

This man is hilarious and yep, he sure knows southern speak! Love my southern Virginia family and they have their own language!

[@lorrainewallis6]

Thank you. I love your comedy because it made me laugh (of course) but also because it made me think about what it is like to have a history which is different from the people around you. I am of mixed parentage in Britain and was bullied as a child. I never acknowledged how this affected me. I dont want to be bitter so your humour helps so much, thank you xx

[@michaelmitchell5380]

Bless you Mike; you're healing the world with your gift.

[@newbeginnings3603]

I love how he ties one joke in with the other.

[@theresametts9457]

This guy was telling it like it is, kept a consistent flow, and was funny.

[@Dachdogoriginal]

I be knowin' , hahaha and a few others he didn't notice he says. So cute. We had a family from Tennessee in my congregation. His accent was so heavy. He always laughs and says, I'm gonna give you guys lessons so you can talk right. Haha. We enjoyed them.

[@calvinlokinferhobbs2249]

Being from thSouth..SpotOn myFriend!

[@philipjordan6789]

😁 from Mississippi howdy partner

[@chesspiece81]

Alabama here.....Roll Tide

[@user-cg9zq4bt5q]

Commie-fornia here.....help!

[@chesspiece81]

@@user-cg9zq4bt5q the southern states would gladly accept you.

[@user-cg9zq4bt5q]

@@chesspiece81 THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGIN!.... lol jk

[@taipan8021]

"Police Repellent" priceless

[@erikasnow2104]

"Pookie" cant be a branch manager😂😂😂😂

[@Cartier_specialist]

Great set -- plantation had me dead and around here they come up with some crazy subdivision names too. Who wants to buy a house in 'The Burning Embers" -- I'm not making that up I promise.

[@stephj9378]

lol

[@davidhintz1]

Are you serious. It sure doesn´t get me thinking about any campfires!

[@michaelmerck7576]

The worst is they raze a forest to build the subdivision and called it Oak meadow because that's what it used to be

[@mariewagner5283]

Yes! My relatives in Atlanta are like "this don't make no sense, no how"

[@paulabragg]

Mike Goodwin = Original material & unique style. I relate to his humor and look forward to seeing more of him.

[@timmmychanga]

I love this ! Very therapeutic I wish it went on for hours!👏👏👏🙏❤️

[@jtwright4095]

WhatUrNotGonnaDo is sit around inside the whole summer doing nothing. ✔

[@NikkiRich174]

Nor Run In & Out Of No Black Womans House Either... NOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT

[@stevenbrandon3875]

WhatChuNotGonDo is have all these lights on in my house!

[@jtwright4095]

@@stevenbrandon3875 u know my mom

[@deborahworthy3901]

"Whatchaaintfinnado" is put that empty koolaid jug back in the fridgerator!

[@vh6307]

@@deborahworthy3901 Dat's my friend's auntie in ATL right thur!!☺️😉

[@alliphil1]

He is HILARIOUS!! 🤣😂😆

[@jenns6361]

He's spot on!!! Hilariously funny and very real....amen, amen

[@cello4Jesus]

We need more!!! 😂😂😂

[@patriciasutton5818]

"Police repellent"!!! I'm weak...that issh is true though

[@ItsMeAnn628]

Intelligence, handsome and a sense of humor... this man has it ALL! 😁💜

[@omarjosephsr.592]

He’s waaaaaay funnier than the crowd anticipated

[@jesusfreak1700]

I have a dream drapes! This guy is good

[@Julyer87]

Literally left here to go watch the full special and I’m in freaking tears! Mr. Goodwin 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@vanessaturner3982]

His delivery everything he said was so good

[@optiTHOMAS]

This dude has a nice smooth voice, cool chill personality, and relaxed fun humor! He looks classy too! Love his round glasses! Cool dude!

[@naldo506]

They seem a little afraid to laugh, but this dude is HILARIOUS.

[@DrLadyBugM]

My favorite phrase is "what you not gonna do is"

[@nv7466]

That's the name of his special😁 You can see the whole thing on the Drybar app.

[@jaminwaite3867]

Can’t forget the “see” to start it off

[@nv7466]

@@jaminwaite3867 😆

[@papajeff5486]

I like this guy’s humor. Texas

[@ericindiongco6802]

Five+ minutes of comedic gold🥇👍!

[@kimbok5971]

"I'm not dressed up, it's police repellent" LMAO

[@everettjohnson4913]

Very proud of my Frat Brother and fellow Camden native! Keep killin em bruh

[@voivodeofwallachia7386]

Duncan here, Spartanburg county, Upstate SC.

[@KManwarren]

I really like him. Great comedy.

[@k.8550]

......this guy, is on point, sly as can be with each and every joke, blending everything together with impeccable taste! Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrops!!!!

[@brywalker7199]

GOLD. I love me a good comedian. Had me laughin the whole time.

[@JustMe-vk4fn]

I married a man from the South and my two favorite "made up words" are "wallerin'" and "everwho" "Just look at that dog a wallerin' in that mud!" Everwho let him out is gonna be sorry when they let him back in!". :D

[@deathsalomon795]

"police repelling" 😂😂😂

[@fishfighter73156]

This guy is truly, naturally funny!

[@bran9730]

Freedom blinds, I have a dream drapes....good stuff 👏 😆😁

[@evan883]

“Why are you whispering? It’s no secret.”💀✋ I’m dead

[@gregmckinley9774]

OMG. I laughed like crazy.

[@EyeOpenerWoW]

Absolutely Love this Cat!!!

[@josebeteta8283]

He's pretty good! I'll check out his special

[@ronpennington1138]

He's Hilarious ! I hope to see more of his work !!

[@bigh8121]

"I have dream drapes.' 🤣😂🤣😂

[@greenscreekgirl]

This guy is on point! Everything he’s saying is straight up southern truth!

[@jasonscott6478]

"I need to give Stank a call." LOL

[@jadaj.8275]

This was so GOOD I went and downloaded the app so I could watch the FULL show!!! Keep up the great work DryBar Comedy

[@Aboriginal_American_Hebrew]

I hadda ballin out 😂

[@Skoot_II]

Love this guy.

[@minnielee6624]

I love this guy. I saw his addition on America’s Got Talent and he got all thumbs up from all the judges.

[@mikeharris468]

Never heard of Mike Goodwin until now. Dude is is very funny.

[@mrivera7696]

Loved this skit. Too short. Going to search for more of his work! Made me literally laugh out VERY LOUD. I would love to see one of his shows live whenever this pandemic thing allows us to socialize much more.

[@JenniferDelgaty]

"Freedom blinds, I have a dream drapes" great set!

[@yup_its_ME.512]

His smiles is contagious after his punchlines! 😄

[@stantheman260]

Love his smile…very effective.

[@calvinpadgett5391]

This guy is unbelievably funny! Eddie Murphy-ish! Hollywood should have this guy at the top! 👍🏾🏆

[@911jdc]

When I moved to Columbia SC, (approximately 20 minutes from Camden,) I bought a house in a subdivision named Plantation Pointe. He ain't lyin'.

[@michaelmerck7576]

That might be a code for ,"we prefer for whites to own them

[@luv2BaNana]

I knew I saw him before here in SC! I bought one of his whatchyanotgonnado shirts at Broad River Electric! I won tickets to get to see him! We loved his show! He's awesome!

[@azmike3572]

Tears in my eyes (from laughing) from this!

[@jeannikolich9128]

First time I’ve seen this comedian... very funny !

[@elmyra.jackson]

He is so funny and that crowd was excellent!!

[@kmbbmj5857]

I'm from SC too. My dad's name was Skip and one of his best friends was Junebug. This guy is so spot one.

[@cheongyei]

Mike, you are a gem! Or should I say Mike, you a gem!

[@AkSamurai69]

Haha no plantation blinds... I won't even eat plantains

[@loutami]

Just saw this guy on ATG. I hope he makes it far. He's really funny.

[@beausunshine1]

I think you mean AGT (America's Got Talent).

[@Hiram27]

Every set I've seen from Mike just kills. He needs a Netflix special.

[@DrJohnPollard]

Not only is he super funny but that voice is melodious. He's got to be a TV star soon!