MADtv - Bon Qui Qui Opens Homegirl Saccurity Company

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Watch Bon Qui Qui as she talks about starting her new Homegirl Saccurity business and the types of people she'll keep you safe from with special guest and original MADtv cast member Anjelah Johnson.
Video Transcription:
probably when I used to be on the show I
will always be calling out saccurity
all the time like already so I thought I
think it's myself I see you soon
I think you should start a saccurity
company so I the day ever heard of
Homeland Security will this homegirl
saccurity me that's right ok like for
example
ok let's say you on a phone is somebody
interrupt you like even if you want
whole row they need to go if you holding
the door open for somebody and they
didn't say thank you
they needs to go
oh the worst one ok let's say you're
driving right okay in there is somebody
getting your lane but you had said that
i'm ok girl go ahead go and see if you
can get them to go ahead girl
no call me i will track them down and I
will cut the it's so if you ever feel
disrespected eat anyway and you need
some protection there lookin mother
vaccine carbon quickly for homegirls the
coverage see

[@blackcat7216]

"if your looking for protection look in my direction " LOL

[@jackswanson8326]

*you’re

[@danielamspaugh7519]

@@jackswanson8326 That wasn't necessary... after 3 years??? Saccurity!!!!

[@f.mazz.459]

She nails it every time with this character lol - bravo Anjelah 👏

[@eatabowlofshit]

She gets nailed a lot, so she has a lot of practice nailing it 👍

[@pqsk]

lolz was that an intentional pun?

[@deegassaway6854]

👏👏👏👏

[@morehn]

💅

[@AzeriZ1]

They just need to make a Bon Qui Qui show already...

[@sl4983]

Right!!!!???

[@amaka637]

If they don't; *I. Will. Cut. Them.*

[@melanieschrock9791]

AzeriZ1 ikr

[@bridgetbrownvargus]

AzeriZ1 exactly!

[@cynthialaroche01]

Amen to that

[@LadyK_]

Don't innerrupt...RUDE

[@SPIDER-Man669]

Ru

[@newbie2007]

This was priceless. Love the part "I will track them down and I will cuut them"

[@gracecline1839]

I SWEAR FOR FOREVER I HAVE HAD THE PHRASE I WILL CUT YOU IN MY MIND AND I COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHO SAID IT I AM NOW AT PEACE GOODBYE

[@SilverStrumer]

Glad you guys brought Angelah back. Should've made her permanent on her first season on the show!

[@chelseareyes56]

It’s crazy how this what girls act like now lol

[@ssmythe61]

Love it!!! 😂 spot on!!

[@grecomic]

...so I started thinking to myself, I said "Self,...

[@myrawebb81]

🤣🤣🤣

[@KyaraExMachina]

Imagine Bon Qui Qui as a Court Appointed Mediator!😂

[@melissasalasblair5273]

lhm lol no

[@jend8759]

She’d cut through all of the BS, that’s for sure.

[@passingthrough321]

🤣🤣🤣case closed in 30 seconds!

[@theamjolnir9641]

Can this be real? I need Homgirl Saccurity.

[@lolowoods3120]

Thea Mjolnir same

[@lisatrosclair7824]

She's from the "outta the hood program" that's freakin' funny lol

[@shakirawilbanks9632]

im tellin you me and my husband just randomly say to each other ..." you just gon go ahead an inerrup?..rood..dont talk back sir..dont talk back....you think can inerrup sir?!..haha! no! sa-currity!...bye!

[@momo-cchi5978]

⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@randyjax09]

They should have done a pilot show to see if they could make a series out of her. It’d be hilarious!

[@JuliaGraves1225]

I want more Bon Qui Qui! I need a homegirl like that

[@ivonned32]

Hell nah 😂😂😂

[@tommyrq180]

See her standup bit on Vietnamese nail salon ladies. Absolutely spot-on and hilarious! 😂

[@gretaweiss6802]

Literally cried laughing the first time I watched it!! So so so good!!

[@marteenee88]

You mean that race is little rant of hers, where it's okay because she's a woman of color so you racist white people laugh by proxy when people of color make fun of each other

[@FAIRYGIRL911]

you no have boyfren?

[@marissasue319]

LOVE Bon Qui Qui 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I get why everyone loves her 😍

[@alansaenz8966]

Yaaaass! I love Anjelah 😂

[@TravyyD]

This literally sounds like a presidential campaign ad!! hahah I'd vote my heart out for her!! xD

[@deathlycynicaltv9729]

I loved the way she said "It's Bon Qui Qui here" cx

[@uchihahikaku1630]

Should be a character on GTA6. Can call her up if you want someone cut.

[@MRjustin8990]

We all need this type of sucrity

[@renaywp1]

I love Bon Qui Qui!! 😆🙌🏻🤣😳🥰

[@InsaneNuYawka]

This is too good

[@Justonevideoplease]

She's the best madtv character! Ever!

[@theofficialVEVOformu]

Sorru that tittle belings to bunifa or miss swan

[@indigenousspinster_6665]

Lorraine, stewart, ms swan, bunifa, and etc.

[@Miumiu0404]

Girl Bunifa, Cloret, Miss Swan, Ka-son.

[@wellnessconnect3368]

notes and things Bonifa is queen😏 a2nd place is Ms Swin and Bon Qui Qui 3rd. All great but nobody could beat Bonifa IMO.🙌👑🥇

[@hopebullard460]

notes and things And Stuart!!

[@IrisAsuras]

They need to make this a regular show.

[@jtcarc]

Oh look, it's where Cardi B got her schtick from.

[@domramos1563]

Facts!

[@momo-cchi5978]

💀💀💀

[@Ijustwanttofindvotes]

Every hit of my sister in law!🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥

[@ivonned32]

She reminds of the girls I met in the church when I first came here to California from Mexico. 😂

[@hillfoxtc]

i like the fact that they had to put "video Translation" on the description lol

[@veela_girl]

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[@eddyramirez5854]

bon qui qui is me in a nutshell wen I worked at bk, you go girl slay

[@chassitie311]

Eddy ramirez its when

[@jessreyes5030]

ok so... my childhood is back and idc if it sucks or not (it's not THAT bad... give it more time) I am sooooo happpy!!!

[@Rafiq458]

Jess Reyes ok. What tv series u were watching ur childhood time?

[@jazzygirl4140]

I've always felt that Cardi B is based on Bon Qui Qui. Also, I'm feeling disturbed by how with the state of the world today, Bon Qui Qui doesn't seem as outrageous to me as she did years ago lol

[@stephanieroberts1394]

She is just too good. She's got it.

[@appleo7168]

I wish this show was still own

[@faviscasas1120]

"i will cut theeem" lmao halarious i miss mad tv too

[@suenew4285]

Soooo funny. Found Angela about 5 years ago. Love her so much. Yes laughter is the best medicine

[@colleensorice92]

I just love her she is so funny

[@domo5rockzz]

Yasssssssss I love this!!! Bon Qui Qui!!!

[@catmckelvey2448]

Lol she cracks me up....😂

[@QbnAmCan]

Till this day I think of you girl any time I say saccurity!

[@NellieKAdaba]

I love Bon Qui Qui

[@sharieceseymore7697]

People are so sensitive now my gosh she's been doing this skit for years.. Not everything is to be taken seriously! Damn laugh a little 😂🙄

[@THEWIELDBOYS8700]

I need this service!!!!

[@deegassaway6854]

🎉🎉🎉🎉 Congrats Bon Qui Qui on alllll your new endeavors! 😂😂😂

[@damn671]

I think this is the funniest clip all season... the new writers and new cast just don't have that oldschool MadTV swag.

[@NellieKAdaba]

True

[@lucygarcia6412]

I love homegirl Bon Qui Qui she's #1

[@vela0854]

Spirit animal. I love AJ.

[@jejohn665]

So awesome and so hilarious! Love it!❤ Yes a whole sitcom could be made from Bon Qui Qui!

[@minervaloves]

This was surprisingly funny 😂😂

[@baileylebrun5291]

OMG. What is the number for this securty. I'm a guy but I need some homegirl securty. There are some people I need to get cut

[@sukeeesue]

Watched this about 22 times so far!!! I can't! Lol

[@Kyp62100]

I work in customer service, i legit want this lmao

[@mk-master4786]

omg this the most funniest comedy girl i EVER SEEN LITTERLY 😂😂😂

[@hmmm7844]

We need this to be a reality and also need a bon qui qui the movie or show

[@amaka637]

SIGN ME THA FUCK UP GURL

[@EdWedgie]

I was tryna to remember where “I will cut you” was from in my childhood and I feel like I just unlocked a memory

[@gamingwithkev8208]

Which episodes are these? This still looks fresh

[@nayamarievelazco8769]

“Look in my direction”

[@Tommysays]

Don't know how I came across this. BUT I LOVE IT!

[@VenVile]

She was Cardi B before Cardi B became Cardi B

[@Faithandseekerofchrist]

Except she had more class then Cardi B ever would.

[@moto3433]

I had to look up bon qui qui after seeing fani willis described as bon qui qui in court

[@MrRibby88]

make sure you see the king burger skit...much funnier than this one.

[@user-xi7mv1td7f]

She's so funny 🤣

[@JordanDoww]

YESSSSSS

[@toasteddingus6925]

Literally so much better tban SNL

[@manorofmanners6983]

Etiquette fundamentals 101 with Bon Qui Qui Loved it!

[@saleemahfareed4790]

My first time seeing her and she funny 😂

[@amoon8515]

Bin Qui Qui for president

[@sarahburggraf861]

baby hairs on fleek

[@TR-eb5pf]

Rude. Need to go. I will track them down. I. Will. Cut. Them.

[@MrRedforman1]

Bon Qui Qui, Miss Swan and Stewart are my favorite Madtv characters.

[@JavierRubio-l5r]

WOW! Anjelala I'm a fan 4 life!

[@luzlopez776]

I miss watching your show..

[@NahualliUoxtitla]

"Homegirl Saccurity" 😅😅😅😅😅

[@aracelyperez193]

I just love her ! 😂❤️

[@cynthiamartin2619]

True that 👍 love it ❤ If you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you. Go thank you fool ! Rude ☺

[@kaffir8890]

I'm scared of her. She'll cut me down.

[@bettystufflebeam3941]

Wish she would bring this character back

[@giggiddy]

This girl is crazy talented. Go get em Anjelah

[@blatzkeg]

I wanna see bon Qui Qui testify in front of congress so she can keep calling for security clearance.

[@kelleyk28]

I love how she says "security".

[@Iconictelevision]

I love herrrrr lmao

[@gamingwithkev8208]

and they didn't say thank you, rude saccirity! lol

[@steelcastle5616]

Love this character! She needs some good writers (Dave Chapelle level) to develop some good scripts for her.

[@lovelyjade4909]

She Reminds Me Of Cardi B and Lovely MiMi🤣😍💕

[@MarissaSMartinPDX]

her makeup is FIRE

[@nancydulz1533]

Wish I could hire Homegirl Security😂😂😂

[@NaturalCurlz1583]

Her baby hairs are laaaaaaaaaid! 😂😂😂

[@AndrewSalinass]

I lobe Bon Qui Qui

[@A__Mina]

Nostalgia! I loved her back in highschool

[@drewbexar4817]

2023 and this is still funny

[@Lydialovespell]

bon queen queen 👏😂❤

[@michaelb.6004]

Love Anjelah. Hate the obvious laugh track.

[@BigBlunt75]

This is the Cash me outside girl in about 6 years

[@emilaysjonas]

BON QUI QUI!!! :D

[@dobi287]

Bon qui qui and shanaynay need to meet

[@ms.fabulous478]

Anjelah Johnson is crazy! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anacondabsc]

Bon Qui Qui walked so that Cardi B could run.

[@Ijustwanttofindvotes]

Lmfao!! My wife is Egyptian and the first time I was *Interrogated* by her sisters in Kuwait, her younger sister told me that she would "CUT," me if I ever hurt her sister.🤣🤣🤣 Glad I'm still on her good side.🤣🤣

[@1islander52]

Anjelah one of the best

[@cobrakainevereverdies6940]

*THEY should make a segment* Bon Qui Qui vs Karen :)