Step one: roll a circle Step two: make the rest of the dumpling
@soluna22522 ай бұрын
you lost me at step 1
@mikellanas12072 ай бұрын
Step 3 ???? Step 4 profit
@Kentucky8572 ай бұрын
Step 5: cry Step 6: give up
@Hyangez2 ай бұрын
Art tutorials
@Palidine4M0O2 ай бұрын
100 dumps... one third of a kitchens output in a normal day, congrats!
@ChefSarah41042 ай бұрын
Josh being food stressed reminds me of food drunk Keith and I love them both.
@seanrandall48582 ай бұрын
Eat the Menu: Mythical Kitchen
@__iTimmayy2 ай бұрын
@@seanrandall4858 ; I second this!
@DonTheDonVeto2 ай бұрын
I'm drunk, and need all 100 trys of this dumpling. Please Joshua
@xXKenzieGurlXx2 ай бұрын
give me to me pleeeease
@maplemaliha322 ай бұрын
lmao
@camerica74002 ай бұрын
6am 😅
@youtubeSuckssNow2 ай бұрын
@@camerica7400there are a whole lot of other countries out there. And those who are on nights. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
@neen422 ай бұрын
@@camerica7400 time zones.
@Dominicthedonkey2 ай бұрын
i cant wait for the follow series of "100 Times In A Row" where he reattempts all of the foods he tried making 100 times, with one attempt each and is rated
@swit19052 ай бұрын
"We have a lot of smart people doing a lot of dumb things here." This, in essence, is why I love Mythical.
@lindsyfish6704Ай бұрын
INDEED!!
@dakdestructo2 ай бұрын
You should do these over two days. Sleep helps you learn.
@ginger6462 ай бұрын
Honestly tho! Cut the time in half over two days, gives you time to think away from the kitchen.
@shannonheinig89122 ай бұрын
Like bon appetite used to make lol
@pissum420Ай бұрын
The point of these is meant to be an endurance type thing.
@woolfel2 ай бұрын
props for trying. Ding Tai Fung chefs take any where from 3-6 months of practice to get good. To truly master the perfect pleat, it takes over 2 years.
@thomgizzizАй бұрын
It wouldn't take 2 years. That just shows that you are talking out your backside.
@Techtonikization2 ай бұрын
"Then I don't have to cover my whole body in corn starch." Fireman style calendar starring Josh when?
@gutbucket61842 ай бұрын
☹️
@audreynelson39972 ай бұрын
I’d buy that
@amelie32652 ай бұрын
Good mythical calendar!
@melrhea122 ай бұрын
“It’s fun to stay at the..” “Y am I here?!” 🤣
@Hyangez2 ай бұрын
19:35
@Hyangez2 ай бұрын
The timeframe is 19:35
@Biruk20022 ай бұрын
Killed me😂
@RyleighLindfors2 ай бұрын
Killed me 😂 best line lmao
@echocourtoukeАй бұрын
i live at a ymca and im feeling the same thing. so glad he didn't say ymca though the name is so annoying to hear atp ive heard it too much
@critically.panned2 ай бұрын
I was *just* thinking yesterday “he’ll never pull another omurice” AND YET
@hootinrooting2 ай бұрын
spitting out my cerals rn
@GraemeGunn2 ай бұрын
ew
@maverickmckee91982 ай бұрын
And “Ding Dumpling’s Done” was THE FIRST DUMPLING. Madness consumes us all.
@abradyv2 ай бұрын
28:12 In the old din tai fung, there was a window in the waiting area where you could watch the guys folding the dumplings. It was impressive and it looked fun since they were all just chatting and joking around since the whole process seemed like second nature to them.
@vizzzyy1902 ай бұрын
i really hope this series continues. josh's mental anguish is hilarious 😂
@prismabird2 ай бұрын
I'm also feeling his physical anguish.
@robingibson97592 ай бұрын
16:39 ive been working at an american sushi joint for ~2 yrs and spent that whole time going "huh, we use a hell of a lot of plastic wrap don't we?" so this made me laugh out loud
@TheJillers2 ай бұрын
I appreciate these videos because it does show that with practice you do get better, and noticeably so! And that backslides are a thing, but not indicative of failure!
@anarchy072 ай бұрын
Man i just woke up and read that "Taking the world's hardest dump 100 times in a row"
@mrTjstephens12 ай бұрын
If you tube allowed that Josh might do that.
@x1984x2 ай бұрын
You've seen what Josh eats and in the quantities of on top of working out incessantly. Your brain was just filling in the gaps.
@SeanLoveRobot2 ай бұрын
Like it was hard to poop or the actual piece of poop is hard?
@vincedibona46872 ай бұрын
@SeanLoveRobot Yes.
@rebeccakeld13382 ай бұрын
😂
@Biruk20022 ай бұрын
“It’s fun to stay at a… Y Am I Here” 😂😂😂 that killed me 19:34
@chronicallynerdy40742 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS FORMAT. Maybe try traditional Italian Carbonara with no cheats or hacks next? Most of the ingredients can be portioned in advance for easier production.
@mikellanas12072 ай бұрын
I think Neapolitan pizza would be harder
@halem65802 ай бұрын
Traditional italian carbonara isn't very hard and it doesn't take very much practice, your pan just can't be very hot at all and most people are super impatient
@pawssum2 ай бұрын
Carbonara ain't hard. It will not take 100 attempts.
@uberblue68432 ай бұрын
The amount of times I've made Carbonara and ended up with gritty egg sand crap --- This would make good content haha
@santiagoperez54312 ай бұрын
I say Cacio e Pepe for giggles
@bsidethebox2 ай бұрын
Stark white, ice cold fingertips. Is it Raynaud's Syndrome, or 100 cornstarch caked soup dumplings?
@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahno2 ай бұрын
Neither. It's the skin of a killer, Bella.
@thisisstrange46412 ай бұрын
@@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahno yes.
@lenahb2 ай бұрын
"it's fun to stay at the" "Y am I here" I literally choked on my food 🤣🤣🤣
@rhythmdivine22 ай бұрын
im a trained potter. pulling handles on mugs is something quite similar to folding dumplings i think as you have to be really careful and meticulous. one pull too much will brake everything and one too less will give you a handle that is too thick. my master always told me you get an idea of control when you pulled 4000 handles on a cup. she was right. after a few thousand repetitions you get a feeling for it :)
@HerrWeinachten2 ай бұрын
I love these videos because Josh tries to get banter going and everyone just ignores him
@kable_t.v.2 ай бұрын
Josh on a Monday morning: How do I torture myself this week? Tuesday Morning: 🥟
@schaynegeorge47932 ай бұрын
Me for 99% of this video: "I am not skilled enough but man I want soup dumplings" Me when V pops in and tries while Josh stretches on the bench behind her: "That looks like a good stretch, I should try that." *immediately pops my hip out of place* "I should have known that was going to happen."
@DrikosExotics2 ай бұрын
well good morning to you too dumpling boy
@EnycmaPie2 ай бұрын
6:55 Drinking game: Take a shot every time Josh jerks off the rolling pin.
@lindsyfish6704Ай бұрын
I don't want to go to the ER, so no. I will not be doing this 😅
@ruthpreston21062 ай бұрын
The music supervisor(s) on this show? Next level. That doo-doo-doo-doo vocal stuff was giving Singers Unlimited, and I am 100% here for it.
@douglascito2 ай бұрын
The Next Episode should be Josh vs Baked Alaska.. Josh setting 100 things on fire would be fun!
@tanukaurr2 ай бұрын
clutched my pearls when josh said hawk tuah
@askthepaperclip2 ай бұрын
Between that and Lily offering to spit on the bench😅
@Jean-dd1sl2 ай бұрын
the soundtrack of the blindfolded 51st dumpling made me feel like josh was about to be graded by the king of the cosmos for how big his katamari was
@annaebaron2 ай бұрын
josh and lily give such work sibling vibes 😭😭
@Binniebixcuits2 ай бұрын
Labial vibe is a great stage name
@adamt16072 ай бұрын
I was thinking punk band.
@emmawoolley90212 ай бұрын
drag name for sure
@AdmiralWinfrey2 ай бұрын
@@emmawoolley9021I can just hear Trixie Mattel announce it as a joke name. "Please welcome to the stage, Labial Vibe."
@benminkov47562 ай бұрын
Rhett’s nickname in high school…
@neph92052 ай бұрын
Josh 13 minutes into the video... "what does a soup dumpling look like" Impressive prep for the video :D
@felicio18812 ай бұрын
31:00 Trevor with the final quarter speech 🎤
@Racoon7392 ай бұрын
i would rather eat 100 ravioli shaped soup not so dumplings than no soup dumplings
@Kaylee_eeee2 ай бұрын
I read this 4 times and it makes no sense
@olasdorosdiliusimilius21742 ай бұрын
@@Kaylee_eeeeI would rather eat 100 ravioli-shaped "not so dumplings" than no "soup dumplings".
@sault92 ай бұрын
„… a quarter of an onion sits in my fridge for 6 months.“ I will not stand for this personal attack! 😂😂
@iluvsecond2 ай бұрын
8:50 What the hawk tuah?
@atx00252 ай бұрын
It's the Idiocracy "welcome to Costco, i love you" version of "happy dumpling day, i love you."
@pulledpotter2 ай бұрын
this is such an entertaining format, you should do this with soufflé🙏🙏
@amarenee20202 ай бұрын
99.9/100 is fricking awesome Josh! You better be damn proud Josh!
@CLB30ROX2 ай бұрын
When Josh took his glasses off, I almost forgot about the dumplings 😋😋
@calliisto41282 ай бұрын
"wait before you do it.... CRANK THAT THING OFF!!!"
@EffectiveRange2 ай бұрын
"So I think on that pull out which is like 75% effective" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@EricEdLoveless2 ай бұрын
“Mind memory”? Josh, blink 100 times if you are being held against your will.
@Telynor2 ай бұрын
did i just watch a grown man make the same dumpling for 40 minutes? yes. worth it.
@spercwolf29852 ай бұрын
Josh's taste response to number 97 was the EXACT response from the video on the gmm episode 1327 when Jim Baker tasted the mac and cheese in his apocalyptic food buckets. 😆
@philoctetes_wordsworth2 ай бұрын
14:38 the background music is giving Burt Bacharach! I feel like Josh should be wearing fake eyelashes, opalescent blue eyeshadow from lid to brow, frosty pink lipstick, and a flowing, silk gown.🔥
@FB711_2 ай бұрын
He would look lovely
@jjbean12 ай бұрын
21:18 music is so beautiful for what 😭😭
@Brandonis1232 ай бұрын
Josh: "you still here?" Me: *why the hell am i here*
@ddmorgan39392 ай бұрын
Hearing Josh just scream, "GOD DAMN IT!" Made my whole day 😌😂
@Dohregard2 ай бұрын
20:52 - words heard behind closed doors at a retirement home
@adamt16072 ай бұрын
Oh jeez.
@NikFromm2 ай бұрын
……………………..AH HELL NAH!😂
@yeelpheel11552 ай бұрын
Josh is not going to be able to feel his fingers by the end of this.
@jenw.16182 ай бұрын
Agreed 😅
@battlewrathgaming50472 ай бұрын
Oh, hardest like a challenge to make. I thought the title meant like, you could break bricks with it.
@esskittyy2 ай бұрын
Lily trying to spit on the table with immediate hand movements from Josh brought me somewhere I didnt expect to be this morning
@bakerbob5332 ай бұрын
Well, now Josh can easily roll a circle!!!!!!
@victorevans28672 ай бұрын
Nicole is looking like a single mom who just started dating a mechanic
@criticalaorta2 ай бұрын
Folding dumplings seems like rolling a joint
@NRay78822 ай бұрын
If only there were more than once Vice video showing you how to make dumplings.
@ice216892 ай бұрын
this scoring is worse than link in a gut check... I love it
@sethcamarillo63662 ай бұрын
13:14 Lil Dumpy is going to stick. I hope Vee is aware of this hahaha
@30Kur02 ай бұрын
I was 4'11'' and 173 lbs in kindergarten. You are not alone as a giant child. Your pain is felt
@kaymo2252 ай бұрын
That's child abuse
@higgy822 ай бұрын
What a goofy lie
@OhGodWhatIsThisAah2 ай бұрын
@@higgy82What a goofy comment. My best friend in 2nd grade was a girl named Caitlin easy over 5ft. Both her parents were 6ft+.
@hvywghtheaver2 ай бұрын
Cannot help but envision Josh studying throwing footage as closely as he did the dumpling tutorial.
@moowaffels2 ай бұрын
One day you’ll teach me how to make McDonald’s discontinued shreks mint ogre load McFlurry. If anyone could do it you could.
@jbotts13162 ай бұрын
Ok right off the bat…I will now be singing “ding fries are done” all day now! Thanks Josh 😂😂
@youngsharkydeluxe2 ай бұрын
Josh should try to make the perfect Big Top Cupcake from the TV ad in the 2000’s or possibly make his own…
@theodorehsu50232 ай бұрын
Soup dumplings are my favorite. When I visit California family I try to enjoy them with the family.
@brookewilliams34062 ай бұрын
Maybe because im not done the episode yet,but im SOO curious. How was the steamed bagel with american cheese and the filling??! Surely someome else must want to know too??!
@Chuck_7872 ай бұрын
14:06 V's response to Josh 😂
@rhyssampson45552 ай бұрын
...and THIS... this is some amazing Mythical Kitchen content!
@brookee20192 ай бұрын
Lily talking into Josh’s mic everytime gave me a laugh
@nateoh21392 ай бұрын
Don't diss thick tops.
@rowansgardenxo2 ай бұрын
i think josh needs to do a blind-folded control to see the muscle memory development
@jjmetrejhon17432 ай бұрын
this is my new favourite series
@felicio18812 ай бұрын
26:31 the pivot of humor was precise perfection ☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌❣️❣️❣️
@novawinchester38212 ай бұрын
Hearing Josh just casually mention aspec in the midst of a dumpling vid had my head turning omg
@Thomas-zt7dm2 ай бұрын
Much like Josh anytime I cook the first time is the best time until I fully master the craft
@solcerer00062 ай бұрын
please cook a perfect poptart in a toaster but have trevor rank it EXTREMELY HARSHLY
@JesusTheRealOne2 ай бұрын
Josh is a certified dumpler
@rileyfofiley2 ай бұрын
This is a great distraction thanks Josh and gang
@lancefarr70072 ай бұрын
This is the earliest ive evr been
@lizm24692 ай бұрын
Same lol
@BirdsAreFake692 ай бұрын
Same. It was weird for me lol
@toyotired50992 ай бұрын
Same
@GhoulySevynn2 ай бұрын
Same
@omegaclan43262 ай бұрын
welcome brother, to the early birds 🎉
@SamuelKGunther2 ай бұрын
8:48 as SOON as he said “back to it” I knew he was gonna say hawk tuah. I hate my brain
@kustomcreates38732 ай бұрын
"ruptured fissured hole" is not a sentence i thought i would every hear in my life.. but here we are lmao
@KingKeseGaming2 ай бұрын
My toxic trait is that I feel like I could do this perfectly on the first try
@Alianbow2 ай бұрын
Quarterback Club? Never heard of that, but I do remember The Jersey from back in the day on Disney
@robotdookie2 ай бұрын
Someone need to recite a speech from a famous sports movie as if it was their original speech to encourage him, even when the context doesn't make any sense.
@emilylauran12 ай бұрын
someone get josh some hand warmers his fingers are COLD
@knackigbrot2 ай бұрын
This might be my favourite series now. And now I have a challenge for Josh! Do Handsemmel, Austria's precious breakfast buns.
@burgundypetal2 ай бұрын
LISAN AL GAIB!
@saul-t-wun2 ай бұрын
TIL Shaggy works in the mythical office
@Fira217 күн бұрын
"It's fun to stay at the-" "Whyyyy am I here?" When I say I *cackled*
@icesk8rgirl16042 ай бұрын
Cacio e Pepe, next installment. Please
@cbc18392 ай бұрын
20:26 is honestly a stunning impression of Dak Prescott 😂
@kellinomnom2 ай бұрын
One thing we learned today: Josh cusses in Orcish
@Orphioux2 ай бұрын
Josh truly is the world's hardest food enjoyer.
@ric_gama2 ай бұрын
Sorted food tried a professional dumpling maker these days and my god I didn't know it was this hard
@LucJenson2 ай бұрын
You can try to change the tune there, but Josh was absolutely dropping the Halo Theme when he made his first dumpling. We hear you, Spartan!