Man Forced Into Crazy Human Hunting Game (True Survival Story)

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Brave, foolish or insane? What's your take?

[@bruhhh_8695]

This man is a genius

[@icommandyew8221]

Hi infographics. Make more stories like these

[@iaxivers7694]

Genius if I say.

[@tgdactivemagician7649]

ThePark 627 bruh u should be grateful he doesn’t give u that many ads lol why would u not sub because of that

[@apollochaoz]

All three

[@tkn9979]

This video is how grandparents explain how they got to school.

[@travisbryson5372]

tkn ok boomer

[@housel9352]

Ok boome- SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO IT

[@MzEliseKatrine]

I wish I could give you gold

[@lilfacts8690]

@@housel9352 You guys are throwing around "boomer" pretty blindly.

[@housel9352]

@@lilfacts8690 ok boomer

[@curiositea258]

He was saved by the beavers that he was trying to hunt. That's some classic irony.

[@jackroyaltea5034]

Curiosi Tea That’s Dramatic Irony.

[@joshuamason2227]

@@jackroyaltea5034 that's not dramatic irony but ok

[@jd_kreeper]

I really like this comment but it has 420 likes

[@jiovek]

Corban Patrick it’s situational irony

[@6Fire1Fist9]

777777777

[@jameshewitson4598]

"I would rather die" -Man shot with arrows.

[@SimpleGuy49]

Everyone else "that's what he asked for".

[@patricknove4678]

I agree

[@str4f.3]

the buzz Light-year 78 me

[@medicolkie3606]

"You'll never take me alive!"

[@nopushbutton]

"What are you going to do, shoot me?"

[@bstew2259]

I can so vividly imagine this being a movie...

[@donjulio4142]

It is its called surviving the game ice t in it

[@kennybadri8759]

@aids how would be ?

[@skylordsrebornpvpreplays5795]

Apocalypto came to mind first

[@ExtraCrimson]

You cant make my tribe a movie :(

[@ExtraCrimson]

[KoG] R3ddog MY TRIBE IS NOT WHITE (that movie probably is probably filled with wight people)

[@movementman9777]

Sounds like a book you’d read in 8th grade english class.

[@1mariomaniac]

*heh*

[@de_light641]

i'd like that. my books here arent that interesting tbh

[@joshuaantoine1070]

The Most Dangerous Game

[@saltyllama3137]

9th grade

[@alexh349]

@@saltyllama3137 yes 9th grade is when it was read to me

[@Amateur9712.]

This is definitely one of the most dangerous games closely behind monopoly

[@VOLAIRE]

And UNO

[@micromacaroni2477]

@@VOLAIRE stop commenting

[@GIANT406]

Did you mean Knife Monopoly?

[@guesstime6445]

Random Name that game destroys family

[@galaco6662]

Monopoly killing family’s since 1935

[@samlikeawesome6115]

“The most dangerous game” By Richard Connell First thought that came to mind

[@poomonky8159]

GarrettGames I read it a few weeks ago in school

[@quickhistory8637]

Same I read it last year

[@cadenhembree9693]

GarrettGames i love that book

[@jakef4244]

Read it last week in school

[@rickygao9238]

Me too.

[@montinyek6554]

This madness was going on only about 200 years ago. That's like, 3 people ago.

[@anthony639]

Somebody ^ watches Joe Rogan xD

[@uekiguy5886]

Montin Yek -- Have you watched the vid "How President Tyler, born in 1790, has two living Grandsons"? I think you would like it.

[@montinyek6554]

uekiguy j just watched it, that's crazy lol

[@cjassasin453]

2 and a half people ago

[@ExtraCrimson]

Nah kid

[@daborshy4089]

Considering there is only 1 witness, I bet the events are heavily dramatized.

[@ryanratcliffe8541]

Agreed. The video should at least mention this.

[@dagayisi25]

Yey

[@Emanresuadeen]

Of course. I remind you that regulations dictate that Native Americans are in all situations peaceful victims, rendering this story impossible.

[@Dasel22]

@@Emanresuadeen I agree they were victims in the grand finale but they were far from peaceful

[@collinb.8542]

Yeah scalping is pretty peaceful

[@evewhoo]

*Man gets shot in the hip.* Friend: Are you hurt?

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Memoria Lux yes I am hurt

[@kaisonoda7703]

Why wouldn’t you be hurt

[@gregoryvasilyev9675]

The actual line used in every American movie addressing a person who was shot/bitten by a zombie/expoded by grenade is "Are you alright?"

[@errolpletcher9186]

@@gregoryvasilyev9675 reminds me of that scene in Scary Movie 3 Pamela Anderson walks in the bathroom and sees a clearly dead Jenny McCarthy and asks "Are you alright?"

[@Dragonsmight5670]

This story got suspicious on the spear breaking part

[@johnlowrey2572]

He probably embellished a bit

[@heatherbeasley3705]

it was a stick tied to a rock i mean come on that would be so easy to brake

[@strwbrybabyg245]

😂

[@Covey7342]

Steven Irrizarry You go running full speed through the woods with a spear and see what happens

[@Caleb-en5bo]

@@heatherbeasley3705 It was probably a very nice rock attached to a very nice stick tho. Either way its a bit convenient.

[@bibbleinsane3290]

Don't you hate when you're getting hunted

[@collinkhan4163]

IKR! Ruins my mornings.

[@gallyverreyes0909]

I don't hate it i love it it keeps my body pumped up

[@evanhorn6658]

Republicans hunt little kids like Roy Moore

[@dudethatsaboy5627]

30 subs to go!!!

[@barrettkuntz1331]

i know, happens to me at least twice a week

[@MissesWitch]

He was saved by beavers and then he wanted to hunt them again? Wow.. This man had far too many chances to learn his lesson, Glad he did in the end.

[@ericwest881]

Cry

[@parkerschuh8274]

Misses Witch I hope he killed a lot more beavers

[@levis5230]

He probably wanted to sell his gear on Facebook marketplace... Because it was very expensive.

[@armanpamma9454]

Misses Witch he didn’t want to hunt them again he was retrieving his gear

[@zkillerwolfz3308]

I love FE Fates aswell!

[@distorres4521]

When you were the one that murdered your friend this is what you tell to the police when you get back

[@ramadanabdullah551]

what

[@Covey7342]

Distorres Yeah because there’s no way the poor innocent Native Americans would ever do something so cruel and ruthless.

[@poppinboppin7250]

MyNamesJeff2013 Why do you think it’s so easily believable? Yes. Natives did horrible things all the time to Europeans, but these hunters and trappers were not saints either. Take The Revenant for example, these men killed each other all the time and blamed it on natives or bad circumstances and no one questioned it because who else was there to see it?

[@Covey7342]

albert trevino The truth is often more bizarre than fiction. Also no one has ever provided any evidence that he was lying, so who are we to decide that he was lying?

[@Floofyland]

MyNamesJeff2013 I can imagine that you’re one of those people who base your views on Native tribes off the stories of Christopher Columbus. I feel like that story of their shivalry must have been A LITTLE biased because a lot of tribes are ruthless savages so I’m not surprised by this story

[@aparks1437]

"finally coulter had enough .. heading east to buy a farm, settled down, and get married" i wish life was this easy

[@twism11]

It’s easy when you can simply steal land to make a farm on it.

[@WhyDoThat]

BAHHA it's not, infographics failed a lot on info He died two years later when he enlisted in Canada war and died of jaundice.

[@charlesrobinson5441]

Wouldn’t be a much of a survival story if he died in it

[@jamieeadle3769]

It's funny that he went straight from getting shot at

[@ogmayo4123]

twism11 wasnt really called stealing much. More like u find a empty place to build a farm at n live there. Foh

[@player9847]

Man get shot by an arrow Other man: R u hurt? Man: YES! WhAt dO u EXpeCt bish...

[@parfner666]

aRe YoU hURT?¿

[@player9847]

I just use r short for are.

[@parfner666]

@@player9847 no I meant like the guy answering back 🙃

[@player9847]

Oohhhh okie

[@xAssassin24]

Cayote: *gets bit by bullet ant* Mark: "are you okay?"

[@lillburtlonk3721]

6:00 is the ultimate "No u"

[@realrunningdog_5812]

I like how the Blackfoot are mad that he killed the one chasing him even though the Blackfoot were literally trying to hunt him

[@SD-nz5fw]

Even though he was literally encroaching on their land to begin with.

[@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738]

RealRunningDog _ well the reason they were hunting him is because that was their territory. It’s like if someone was trespassing and using the resources found on your property for no compensation and without your consent. And it was the 1800’s, so one’s approach to dealing with a trespasser today isn’t the same as it was 200 years ago. There weren’t exactly any police to call when someone was breaking the law.

[@cuffysworld469]

@@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738 It's funny that you think that's a valid reason for actually hunting this guy. If they had killed him in the beginning, I'd agree with you - but they turned his fear and life into a game. That's not how things were generally handled 200 years ago.

[@nicomiller7393]

​@@cuffysworld469 if they had killed him in the beginning, he would have died... the Blackfoot had to have known that there was a chance of him getting away. I think that because he cooperated and the Blackfoot were bored, they decided that they could have some fun, and that he could get the chance of surviving. Which essentially was a win win

[@cocconutt3955]

@ how was his comment racist he had a valid point

[@nater567]

should be noted that john colter had allegdly been spotted travelling with the crow (enemies of the blackfoot) and when the crow were attacked, even helped fight with them (solidifying himself as an ally of an enemy of the blackfoot). he also knew more crow language than blackfoot, and used it to speak with the blackfoot, which would be like a swiss (neutral) soldier speaking german to an american unit during ww2. thus also giving a reason for the extreme hostility shown to him and his partner

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

That's similar to the game I play when I chase people out of my forest

[@tkn9979]

But except u dont run out of stamina.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@tkn9979 lol

[@daniel_lobster]

Why are you here and not at reddit!?

[@mr.p-brawlstars7591]

I love ya guys!say hi to other bigfoots for Me!

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

DM: "Okay you are surrounded by warriors of Blackfoot Nation" Colter: "I would like to attempt an athletics check to escape." DM: "Roll it" Colter: *Natural 20*

[@TheRandomEpicVideos]

DM: "Okay you murdered your partner, got lost, and people are asking a lot of difficult questions." Colter: "I would like to attempt a deception check to lie." DM: "Roll it" Colter: *Natural 20*

[@schnoz2372]

John Carter be like

[@gabebrennan3296]

Tribe dude: YOUR GOING TO DI- *your tool has lost durability* *grabs sharp spear edge* Him: NO U!

[@averageheightforthetime9191]

Uno reverse card

[@zoesmybaby]

Blackfoot warrior: "Draw four, dude." Coulter counters, "Nah man...reverse, and you draw four."

[@corner_films7035]

The Indian lost durability 😂

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

@Erick Mandujano And we usually just say Natives.

[@corner_films7035]

@Erick Mandujano is calling someone Indian bad

[@crewrangergaming9582]

The animation, the stories and the pace of script makes this channel so watchable. This is my goto channel whenever I am having lunch and there is nothing new on TV.

[@saltshaker8105]

Blackfoots be like- “how many time’s do we have to teach you this lesson, old man”

[@joshkeys1548]

WHY WOULD YOU GO BACK FOR ROPE

[@WhyDoThat]

they are wrong on a lot of points. Just google the guy. He didn't return for his gear. He just lead another fur expedition

[@brianbertram4198]

It was 1806. That rope probably cost him 8 cows and 2 chickens

[@caedmonswanson7750]

Not the rope. Metal traps. Do you know how hard and complicated this were to make back then? Would’ve been a fortune.

[@billmers3219]

Dr. Seuss just threw that in to make it a little more exciting

[@PolliitoAle]

"Saying he might as well lose his life rather than be stripped" sounds like my line of thought

[@rlanesports]

The movie Apocalypto has a very similar plot to his escape.

[@zwurka6826]

RLaneSports except he kills everyone hunting him

[@maximalsakerhet7930]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking of that movie when watching this. I loved that movie, I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it

[@macman975]

@North American KZbinr I think this video was inspired by what they are actually talking about in the video 🤔🤣🤣

[@irishtrapper9149]

Apocalypto was inspired by this

[@beringstraitrailway]

And so does Surviving the Game with Ice T and so does Nowhere to Run with Jean Claude Van-Damm

[@Jared7873]

1:10 If that's how they paddled no wonder they were caught.

[@Anipaper_]

Underrated

[@Yes-rv4kr]

Me: reads title Also me: “so the hunger games?”

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

No, "The Most Dangerous Game"

[@chavelarivera3257]

Me too

[@waddlespond]

no i havent have that dream

[@Yvp13]

The story "the most dangerous game" was my first thought when i saw the title.

[@bigoldoints8550]

clarks hat yeah we read it in 9th grade

[@zwurka6826]

clarks hat I thought apocalypto

[@shaleenacampbell-case4589]

9:37 the moment Colter realized they pawned his traps and bought some muskets "Welcome to Ndn Country"

[@varalyn9714]

I wouldn’t run five miles if satan himself was chasing me

[@Blazeit-wr3fd]

Trash

[@Evan-fh2zg]

If you just saw your partner get cut to pieces and had his entrails thrown in your face I think you'd run 100

[@varalyn9714]

Evan Kozak it was a joke

[@danielsw0w357]

@Marksman King no you can't

[@Desperado-sn7lm]

Marksman King no you can’t stop lying

[@jchoneandonly]

Such civility. There's a whiskey inspired by this called Colter's Run.

[@alexdoeseverything5819]

1806 people killing people for fun 2019 people arguing for no reason

[@fungwahchinesebillionaire3554]

What? This comment makes no sense

[@quackquack7673]

Dank Memes see, people now get offended by the a-okay sign...

[@khalilb9864]

I mean I would rather just listen to an argument that getting hunted by indigenous people

[@AD-ui6sk]

Fortnite is Trash you really think people didn’t argue back then for no reason?

[@kodingkrusader2765]

@@khalilb9864 and people act like i should feel bad for natives they were savages

[@devin3069]

The most dangerous game is texting your ex back lol😂

[@icommandyew8221]

@@NeverYield-bq8qw spittin game eh. I like it

[@neki134]

You aren't funny

[@PapMaster25]

Did you throw darts at North America and say, "Yeah that's where well pretend Montana is"?

[@totalhufflepuff203]

I really hope that's how

[@mene1in]

The signpost at 8:17 was one of the best jokes I've seen in awhile.

[@stealthlord6614]

Thanks for all the subs on my ScorchburnsYT channel!!

[@theostrogon9172]

Probably what happened honestly let’s be real a native falling that’s how he survived what the chances

[@mijael4509]

@@theostrogon9172 Why would he wait 11 days then, and harm himself all over

[@freezer81]

Michael 27 to make it completely believability

[@freezer81]

*belivable

[@stealthlord6614]

@@mijael4509 got lost in the wild

[@carlosm4516]

this sounded exactly like the chase scene in apocalypto

[@antoniofba667]

It is basically

[@thatgall900]

This is God’s way of not letting beavers go extinct

[@calebhumphrey8220]

“In his birthday suit”😂😂😂

[@whosegrambo]

It’s an actual term

[@oetie]

Its common expression

[@fabioruben3523]

Much love for this channel

[@Phoenix-um1jb]

People may say “Natives are savage, they’re past was very cruel and barbaric” (calling a native savage is racist) but when you think of history, every nations past was cruel. History has always been cruel and always will be.

[@bradenking9499]

Native Wendigo2 I'm metis and spent a lot of time researching this stuff and all I can say is that humanity itself is savage not just one group but all of us.

[@Phoenix-um1jb]

braden king exactly! That’s my point. Humanity has always and will always be cruel. At least modern day it’s not common..

[@TheEd0205]

@@Phoenix-um1jb stop overusing the buzzwords already, if your point was "all humans are savage" than it wouldn't be "all humans are savage but if you call my humans savage you're now a racist" You're an absolute tool.

[@Ios13056]

Scalping was totally not savage my dude

[@Phoenix-um1jb]

Go Home GI the only fool here is you

[@exudeku]

Every Blackfeet are gangsta till a large line of musketeers appear and pillage

[@ok88warrior]

The pillaging was mainly done to women and children. Showed them for thinking they tough

[@twanvanderdonk2504]

@@ok88warrior Okay, so where were the men? Surely they'd want to protect the women and children with all their might if they are so brave and effective in combat? Still the women and children were alone, you say? I wonder why... Maybe it has something to do with how obviously ineffective spears and arrows were against muskets and cannons?

[@m0ldy_cupcake]

I mean...they weren’t gangsta to begin with since the Europeans brought over cholera and smallpox.

[@Daylon91]

@@twanvanderdonk2504 lol no man. Thee John Smith said that "arrows flew farther than the musket shot" this was the matchlock musket and its hard to use cannons on villages seeings how u have to find them first and when they did most of the time the men operating the cannons were sniped. We fought eachother for 350 years 1540-1890. All men in a tribe would be a warrior since he was like 15. Mountain men were needed to track then when they died out they had to use indian scouts. Trained soldiers were needed to fight us. The towns would form militias but most of the time they got slaughtered. You shoot one or two volleys on command which gives the warriors time to hide behind a tree or rock then they fire and move in. Josiah Harmer campaigns and St Claire's defeat are perfect examples most of the time the men ran away like most of Custers men did

[@Daylon91]

@@twanvanderdonk2504 the whites would most likely attack when the warriors were on a hunt or out on a raid

[@user-lw4xc9fr9k]

Me: *sees them stretching* Me: THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MOTE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES Also me: *starts. Naruto running*

[@cjkuhn8535]

Colter: I am being hunted Destiny 2 players: O your r just marked for vengeance

[@porkdumpring]

6:22

[@Iraxvii]

I love this story 😊

[@badvoice_okstrumming678]

This was a really intense episode and my heart was beating super fast the entire time

[@Topgamer357]

“The Most Dangerous Game”

[@kagomehigurashi7455]

Oh ok.

[@archdornan8349]

@@nadia-ge7uu ok boomer

[@bibbleinsane3290]

This man playing a real game

[@Marshadow01]

So, the thing he was trying to hunt saved him

[@TheReptileProject]

0:16 why did they use a seagull with a red tailed hawk cry? 😂😂😂

[@HTTRforLIFE]

One of my FAVORITE InFo. episodes!!!

[@insanexynn9956]

The most dangerous game? Literally had a test on that Friday 😂

[@astro6705]

9th grade? pensilyvania?

[@nicholasmarkakis7990]

@@astro6705 Judge?

[@insanexynn9956]

@Astro nope, TN, 9th

[@andrewv1692]

@@astro6705I'm reading that,its about rainsford right? I'm in 9th grade

[@jaydengreenberg9618]

Pots: id rather die than be striped (5 minutes later) He got his wish!!

[@theviper3479]

but died like a man

[@EmeraldsheepB]

@@theviper3479 I'd rather live a man than die a man there is no honour in suiciding which he knew was gonna happen

[@chadwillett619]

@@theviper3479 How is being scared to get outta the boat dying like a man? He's a fool that gave himself zero chance for survival.

[@elderscrollsaddict1142]

AncientSumerian777 innocent? You heard the story right? All you idiots just freak out about the way natives were treated, but completely condone and ignore the atrocities they also committed

[@Blazeit-wr3fd]

N took a Blackfoot with him

[@bullcheese2236]

0:21 anime when I'm home alone. 2:02 anime when my parents walk in

[@SweetwagonOfficial]

This man is an absolute savage XD I have nothing but respect for him. He's a monster.

[@martincurtis2257]

absolutely amazing. Great motivation for a workout knowing about this. thanks for sharing

[@Davidpostingshid]

Hmmm, maybe he should’ve stayed in Europe

[@deangreen2567]

Hmm, maybe everyone should stay where they are nowadays instead of flooding Europe.

[@parkerschuh8274]

Shidposting hmm maybe I you should let the man be free

[@duchi882]

*Very Impressive* He could have just switched to Creative Mode though

[@cyberwab9507]

He Prob Dident have Op

[@Blazeit-wr3fd]

He wanted to unlock trophie/achievement

[@selfmadetray5836]

How do you post every 6 hours like are you doing research everyday your life I just really wonder🤣

[@nonya8694]

They have a large team working around the clock.

[@pactumexcello9308]

he may have some team members

[@Dolevh]

I rly love your channel

[@theartofwarapplied1738]

Awesome story. I'm glad he made it!

[@narennair1595]

John Colter was the first person to discover yellow stone!

[@antoniofba667]

Yeah for white people that would be absolutely correct

[@mikem.8020]

How can someone discover something when people are already their for thousands of years hmm I wonder

[@bakarimcdonald3758]

The Infographics Show : Man who has survived no nut november

[@bakarimcdonald3758]

@Rick O'Shay dont worry about it.. stay postive

[@arch455]

@@bakarimcdonald3758 doesn't he know?

[@wraithreaper22]

I'm half Blackfoot, I approve this message lol

[@nialpollitt3410]

@Wraith Reaper22 my great grandfather was a quarter trench foot in the somme.

[@TheRandomEpicVideos]

Colter's story is highly suspect.

[@chadeagleplume2539]

I'm full lol I call bs

[@linkingwithnaz1295]

Colter obviously killed Potts. He even returned after to retrieve his stuff after. How would he even find it unless he deliberately stored it?

[@neptune9961]

What an amazing story and video!!!

[@aureliusofphoenix3281]

"Life tastes sweeter when you're being hunted!" - Mr. Larrity, Code Monkeys

[@awesomeasegenious7012]

The story most dangerous game was my first thought when i saw the title.

[@bmd8847]

Yea I got hunted one time... by my dad for throwing a rock at my bus

[@icommandyew8221]

This is basically me going on a walk with my parents, then my older simbling messes up and my mom gets him, then my dad warning me to run all the way home in my flip flops.😂😂

[@codyburtch593]

As a member of the Cherokee and Blackfoot Indian tribes , I can say this has been done before

[@ch1dori]

*Yes, I have had that nightmare.*

[@expertgaming]

Basically he pulled out an uno reverse card and survived

[@thetoaster765]

I mean...you're not wrong

[@danielshrekoderbanner]

**yes**

[@caraporche131]

It’s the hunger games in real life 😂

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

The dangerous games*

[@ryanwatts5910]

stories like these make me find purpose on why I run competitively

[@johnwilkerson5508]

This John Potts seems like he was a real piece of work. Imagine the same disdain that we show on social media for poachers in Africa, but in a culture with a heavy emphasis on emotional restitution and "covering the dead." If Potts hadn't shot the Blackfoot, I doubt they'd have turned Colter into a ritual.

[@mil-simfsb4429]

In my tribe in Montana were called Blackfeet and are other tribe in in Canada called blackfoot but anyway I'm a proud to be a full blood Blackfeet native American

[@Ian-of9oi]

I live in the Canadian parries. This is the first time I have heard a story of aggressive natives

[@KryptKicker5]

I had no idea that Ice-T's "Surviving the Game" was a documentary.

[@twoheadedchicken7904]

WHEN your a high lv tribs men but you roll a 1 for initiative

[@Unhingedjabroni]

Love the island vibe in Montana very accurate

[@chrismayhew4274]

How humiliating for the blackfoot, Colton managed to not only get away but he even killed on with their own spear!

[@WhiteDwarfVR4]

Anyone else imagining Coulter looking a little like Ice-T?

[@lolarose8968]

That's what he gets!! 😂😂😂

[@mqrkusbrand5494]

?

[@alexandrite1ocean]

@Paul Tello Indians live in India that's why.

[@genesiskravitz8621]

Because colonization was so devastating, stories like these just make me say “well, shouldn’t have been there in the first place 🤷🏽‍♀️”

[@briarstewart1971]

Yeah they shouldn't of been there when we came 🤷‍♂️ the native Americans brought it on them selves

[@genesiskravitz8621]

Briar Stewart sure, but it’s always nice to relish the little justices, as shown here.

[@chanceversace2185]

Briar Stewart still shouldn’t have been there. Colonizers were riddled with gross diseases. Nothing’s changed lol

[@mikem.8020]

I’m apart of this tribe and this is a story I’ve heard many times and believe me its a lot bloodier than this clip says happened Colter’s friend wasn’t as quick as they make it out to be.

[@diplosteg2392]

GET THIS MAN A MEDAL 🥉

[@eligavia]

It’s like the movie “The Pest”.

[@courtenaylewis8418]

Sounds like a healthy dose of “sure, that happened” to excuse his condition on returning to the fort. Cute story, though.

[@trygveevensen171]

*"The distance between them was just shy of an american football field"*

[@jeje3903]

americans using everything except the metric system

[@Thenotfunnyperson]

@@jeje3903 That's because the metric system is a rudimentary system for nations who have not been to the moon.

[@JamesTaylor-on9nz]

@@Thenotfunnyperson NASA used metric to get to the moon though.

[@pl4zmav0rtex69]

@@JamesTaylor-on9nz Nice. Dont think hes coming back from that one.

[@thefisharcher6784]

I am too much of a fighter and hunter I wanna say I would have survived but realistically I am man enough to admit I would have been arrowed along with the first man. Respect to this man. He has a flight response I wasn't lucky enough to be born with.

[@yz-tm3pe]

it's actually called bigfork montana not three forks. my mom grew up here and its a real beauty to go

[@JoCE2305]

I now understand a lot more about why things didnt get so well for the natives.

[@tiffany8946]

I have asthma that becomes active when I run. I would die.

[@asherkoonin9204]

Same.

[@brokebutfast1306]

“Peaceful native americans” “Savage white man” Lol ok boomers

[@glrbeats8402]

Broke but Fast if 2 people came to your house and started taking your food and one of em shoots your cousin you wouldn’t try to hunt the other one?

[@Cam_Been_Driven]

@@glrbeats8402 😂😂😂😂

[@Guts8403-o3z]

@@glrbeats8402 it's more like some one coming on your property, hunting on your land. So you confront them, they say that they will leave but you dont let them. So they fear for there lives and one tries to leave so you shot him in the knee. He fights back kills someone from your family, so your family unloads everything you have until he's dead. THEN YOU GRAB HIS CORPSE CHOP IT UP AND BEAT ON IT UNTIL ITS A PILE OF STRAWBERRY JELLY ON THE GROUND, THEN YOU THROW IT ON HIS FRIEND FACE.... then you tell him you want to play extreme hide and seek, but if he is found he wont be the seeker because HE'LL BE DEAD. Sounds justified to me! (:

[@tecumsehzacateco8798]

Shane Thiel yous just a lil bih

[@garrykeelan4790]

@@tecumsehzacateco8798 you're a clown who can face facts

[@karamaltz7746]

The man that stayed on the boat was a real hero

[@Carlton_Wilson]

The trick to escaping on foot while being pursued is this~don't stop to hide. Keep running until you are 1000% sure you've eluded your pursuers. If you have to hide, hide up high if possible. People tend to look down and around and not up.