MAN REMOVES HIS D0NG FOR TATTOOS??

[@CapnDesDes]

Get some awesome exclusive stuff and help keep the show going!!: www.patreon.com/capndesdes

[@tacodun1559]

Im not a patreon and I can't really afford it but I'll try my best to become one and support you

[@SyDavis-k5l]

AWWWW KAWAII DESTRY IS ADORABLE.....sorry if i spelled your name wrong...

[@kierascriven6864]

keep up the good work!!!!

[@codymakinson]

CapnDesDes yo saw the Death Cab album covers in the background of you reading your old tweets,, didn’t know you liked them! also that looks really cool 🙂

[@dragonknightproductions6348]

Well you do make a great sasuke from noruto

[@messeduptsundere5292]

I love how it’s 2018 and he’s still rocking the “its not a phase” emo hair look. 10/10 love it

[@dyinginfashion2558]

*//*Messed Up Tsundere*\\* apparently for our boy it wasn’t ever a phase. This is the real destery

[@peyteneq5301]

HAHHHHH GOTTA GO FAST

[@leanderson5073]

It really was not a phase

[@ugh_doll]

It's almost 2020 and he's hair is still emo I high key love it

[@katewin7738]

Mcr is coming back, so...

[@AbbeySoandso]

Still laughing at “Twittoris” and I hate myself. Thank you.

[@exr2a487]

R u still laughing

[@purblegrapes]

im still laughing at "pulling a anakin skywalker"

[@pinkLotus1216]

Abbey Soandso Legend says she’s still laughing till this day.....

[@AbbeySoandso]

Lily Marie I swear to god I saw this and never knew anyone saw it and I’m STILL LAUGHING.

[@Tinaaa_936]

18 MINUTE WTF NEWS?!?!? IS IT CHRISTMAS????

[@maggien1501]

Tina Bobina same 😂

[@not2be4gotten02]

No, this is Patrick

[@nomnom3762]

:OOO OMFG

[@samanthadinkel1223]

Not2be4gotten02 hello is this the krusty krab?

[@Marco_El_Afro-Latino]

Christmas in July

[@notneo5886]

I was not prepared for that anime girl.

[@helloiamhere4271]

No one was

[@Mr-Green0]

My reaction: 0:23

[@edgyzackyt-edgelordzackari4889]

I was not prepared for the why boner

[@sierragresham6676]

@@edgyzackyt-edgelordzackari4889 Ah yes. The return of the why boner. WITH A VENGEANCE

[@hannah6710]

“Why do I have this? I do not know.” Me: “Why do I have this? I do NUT know.”

[@ashleychavez1313]

Hannah he missed that great opportunity

[@mayaepstein2017]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS

[@xavieraguila8370]

@@mayaepstein2017 same 😂

[@MarcaylaNoelle]

The girl cosplay.....why was it oddly amazing?

[@tmntaddict]

AGREED!!

[@superpennyable]

Why did that cosplay actually look more amazing than the ones I've seen in my lifetime?

[@shriekinggoblin3021]

You should see Endigo. He's awesome too. :)

[@MagickODaly]

If there's one thing I can say for your channel over the bundle of years I've been watching you now - your titles are literally always the funniest and most insane ones in my sub box. :']

[@contesacarter8055]

Magick O'Daly same and still the fucking best names xD youtube is lame for trying to filter hi

[@tariqmcmaster8668]

I remember the “Justin Bieber nudes” one. And my mom just looked at me and said, “ I just want you to know, I fully support you if you choose to be gay”

[@riverday4783]

I totally didn't read it wrong and thought u said titties not titles

[@shakila7849]

Jackson Day I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LMAOOOO

[@archiveduser3158]

0:18 As a cosplayer I feel threatened.

[@dannyinthecorner9805]

you got competition

[@pastelprince5414]

I mean he Meant it as a joke but I get where your coming from because I cosplay as well

[@bff_edits1783]

branum787 same lmao

[@kenny-py7fc]

You should be

[@Oyasumi05]

@@moondrop784 gross

[@somebody6413]

nut. nut. nut.

[@User1916notfound]

Nut

[@User1916notfound]

Nut

[@multifandomer_]

Nut

[@_sunshinelixie]

Nut

[@giavannasurace6262]

Nut

[@sal4538]

*"I liek ravioli :3"*

[@randomarmy4634]

Sal I liek min yoonji

[@rosesetta8500]

I died of laughter. I CRINGED SO MUCH.

[@d33pseacreature]

Sal mood

[@strawberry9192]

@@randomarmy4634 mood and mood and mood and mood

[@sodacityyy6084]

Sal j

[@Sillyyyyy]

Destery looks better as a woman than what I do wtf

[@S.Uranus]

LittleMiss Artist Same

[@samanthadinkel1223]

Same

[@Kottr_Warlord]

LittleMiss Artist So Destery could be used as a trap?

[@Sillyyyyy]

Matthew Richard Russell YESSS OMG

[@mollysministuff]

Matthew Richard Russell Holy shit.

[@jng5252]

"Periods. They're so weird." I have never heard a truer statement in my whole life.

[@tmntaddict]

Weird for men, pain in the lower torso for women!

[@jng5252]

Trust me, I know. Biologically I'm female, I know much cramps can hurt.

[@niyalove5044]

Jason Noah OMG YAS

[@shelby9836]

a mood

[@witchtrials1146]

Tbh I'm on mine rn and I just cried my eyes out and ate a whole carton of Ben and Jerry's phish food ice cream...

[@hotcrunchycheeto]

well I've been subscribed to you since 2007, and I think it's really disrespectful that you get still demonetized, especially as one of the OG youtubers

[@icecreamflurries8711]

Jesus I was born in that year...

[@Cesarlmao]

**secretly wanting destiny cosplaying Sebastian from black Butler**

[@ewu..]

Crapsical African-American butler... lol

[@Cesarlmao]

@@ewu.. my bad

[@gabriellaschmitt4487]

Lol I have the same high/low reaction(s) every time I get notified that Destiny posts a new video. 😃🥳 “yay! Oh wait 😒😞 That doesn’t say ‘Destrey’”

[@prismo1428]

nut

[@noellebarnes6826]

why does destery make a cute anime girl though wtf

[@Sean-si2hd]

Noelle Barnes my thoughts exactly

[@tiredgremlin]

Noelle Barnes I KNOW

[@G01NGP0ZT4L]

Noelle Barnes yes

[@cyberlife8322]

Noelle Barnes he was so kawaii

[@sedastra3037]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

[@jamielol8233]

When Destery said: i don't feel so good mr. Stark... I threw my phone away. What even-

[@charitymorris4657]

Same

[@honey_artist_2799]

I slapped my phone

[@piperswaine6430]

I started crying

[@DaKing-io9be]

I screen recorded it and sent it to my group chat and cried

[@jamielol8233]

That was too soon right? I still could cry

[@mariannaluker8906]

14:28 "Whoa don't get too close Timmy. He might use you for clickbait" I'm dead 😂 Edit: I commented this so early because his patrons get some videos early. Become a patron like me to be blessed with his videos a little while before he makes them public :)

[@nsimba_777]

How did you comment 17 hours ago when this was just uploaded a couple minutes ago?

[@evl7341]

It was actually 14:30

[@oneduck102]

SAME😂😂😂

[@santana6529]

Marianna Luker why does it say you commented 18 hours ago?

[@not2be4gotten02]

Patreon Perks yall

[@Andiavocado13]

I love how Shane is sitting there while Fousey is just going on about how he "met Drake" and he's just like "I could be making a series rn"

[@cassi1833]

My auto correct always corrects destrey to destroy.. but it is wrong tho. Destrey Destroy would be a great scene MySpace name thooooo

[@jennifer-gq2hn]

Cassidy Rhodes oh my god it would

[@summersun4890]

*destery

[@screenname3439]

Destery’s Scene MySpace was DesteryDemonic he revealed it one time

[@luckyfishbone4822]

You can never kill Destery Demonic

[@Alyssa-wd3if]

Destery tho

[@frooogyy]

I wanna see destrey cosplay Sebastian and L now

[@ellimatildaa]

Pink Line Nightcore ikr

[@liatsur]

With the anime tits

[@HarryStikers]

Y E S

[@joyousblack9507]

WEAPONISED THICCNESS FOR THE POWER OF GOOD

[@0.o947]

Pink Line Nightcore samer

[@spookyscaryskelebros6582]

Wow I respect that tattoo guy for not being afraid and all but like destery said "WHY THE DICK?!"

[@karinaroa7476]

I dont get it i am a girl

[@ShadowAphro]

Destrey got M O N I T I Z E D lets go boiiis

[@jennifer-gq2hn]

D’art Meow Skeeter omg wow

[@mcspence4347]

GODDAMMIT DESTREY. WHY.WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PETER PARKER JOKE.

[@katelynmabry]

mcspence MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@baileysstories881]

That scene made me cry when I went to see the movie but I actually laughed so hard at his joke

[@alanadaniel4674]

EXACTLY. TOO FUCKING SOON.

[@rxdrxzxr]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

LMFAO

[@moonchild_778]

*does weird breath thing through whole video* if yanno what i mean

[@Mr-Green0]

You mean heavy breathing?

[@splishsplashiamtrash146]

Oh I know what you mean

[@shotaaizawaeraserhead564]

Paigethemermaid ;)

[@rae7864]

No doubt.. No doubt

[@Nate-by5fq]

Kawaii Destrey is life

[@nicoleojeda937]

Band Trash ur profile pic is life😂

[@vapesteven6863]

Send me your profile picture on my Instagram @desterysmicrowave I will give credit

[@Nate-by5fq]

just a vlogger that name us legendary

[@Nate-by5fq]

Nicole Ojeda @those_one.guys👌

[@decvpitation]

Same with your profile pic.

[@jessicacollinsalbarez5371]

I actually thought Destrey looked really good when he was cosplaying.

[@GrayishPhoenix4]

Thank you for that intro. I'm currently turning you into a meme.

[@sal4538]

Campbell Cosmetology SHARE IT WITH ME

[@klillym1461]

Campbell Cosmetology yessss

[@annarose3522]

Destry's tweets are sooo awesome...hard to believe he's single....😑😒😂 Also, why is he a prettier girl than me ....? ( Shane Dawson too.. )

[@laurawinchell4725]

I think he just got out of a relationship because last I knew he was with this one girl amber

[@BK-ph8cq]

shane’s face during the podcast thooo

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

Obviously Fake Name he's clearly uncomfortable yet

[@bunny-iv8ed]

i love this series so very much

[@sal4538]

Chanyeol's Dimple ikr

[@libbylu4101]

AN 18 MINUTE WTF NEWS THAT START WITH DES IN COSPLAY YES

[@berlin7817]

I want to see u cosplay Sebastian Michaelis lad. Everyone does. Let's be honest here.

[@scp--297]

Yes.

[@fubbypeets7058]

Pretty much

[@Cesarlmao]

Yes very much mhm

[@kimvrin9992]

Yus.

[@gaykinq7784]

except he wont touch a little boy while in cosplay, disappointing many fans lmao

[@samwhinchester6045]

The future generations won't have to look for our biographies in textbooks, they will have to look at our social media accounts.

[@hotpikachu]

Oh man theyll see my cringey ass posts

[@shelbyb425]

ALMOST 20 MINUTES?! YOU'RE SPOILING ME

[@Nik-nd2jo]

KZbinrs shouldn’t do their own conventions and I agree with this 100% but then again if Shane did one I would be there so fast

[@allisonlynn6459]

Destiel_at_the_Disco Love your profile pic and your name is great

[@tmntaddict]

Well, Shane is practically the Godfather of KZbin and has tons of experience with a variety of things, so his events would be the only successful ones!

[@tariqmcmaster8668]

I’m sure if multiple youtubers, and I mean at the very least above 10. Got together and planned it out for a couple weeks maybe more, then it would be successful. But I mean hey markiplier and jacksepticeye made their own events and they went great.

[@sal4538]

Destiel_at_the_Disco same

[@midnightm69]

AGREED

[@lillyp6634]

that moment when Destrey makes a prettier girl in cosplay than i do in real life

[@mariannaluker8906]

Lilly is børed saaaaame

[@annabradis5549]

Mood

[@asCokebottle]

Lilly is børed *I know right*

[@essiejohnson4513]

Lilly is børed oh same dude same

[@anyalundie6566]

"i heard if someone snaps their fingers with this glove on tho i wont feel so good mr stark" destery, too soon

[@Zubiila]

"Why do I own this?" When spring cleaning comes around. 😂😂😂

[@tuttles6348]

Rumor has it, he has an unknown child named Stephanie

[@RichChanLikesTacos]

I see im not the only one waiting for a scooby doo 3 live action movie

[@Hmm_Violet]

Shane's face during that podcast was like, get this guy out of here I'm done

[@SpoopySpoops]

Chase: "There are so many boobs." One does not simply watch hentai and not say this sentence.

[@karl_is_loading]

“Don’t get to close Timmy,he might use you for clickbait” literally true. This is awesome

[@katelynntoney3541]

Scooby-Doo 3 NEEDS to happen

[@fubbypeets7058]

Wow Des, you make a cute anime girl.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

[@immasquidward5171]

I'm emotionally attached to spider man and literally cried when you said I don't feel good Mr Stark yeah I have my issues.

[@joyfulcandyzlg5709]

Morgan Mills same

[@andreaortiz2021]

same i cried everytime i saw it and everytime someone says that i also have a weird obsession with tom holland cuz he is mine and hotttttt😍😍

[@sedastra3037]

It was too soon.

[@carlyhouston3445]

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER

[@asmrsweetie7427]

Me too haven’t seen the movie so don’t spoil but I know he died and watched the scene on KZbin 😩😩😭😭

[@karabiel9167]

Am I the only person that thinks/feels more inspired by the guy who is a walking tattoo!!?? I mean yes that's insane that he cut his genitals off, esp himself but OMG I think he's an incredibly gorgeous man! He looks so fantastically unique n I feel proud to be a human being for the first time in years cuz of seeing this man n hearing his story! Oh and not to mention, he's a psychiatrist also!!??...I've been going to my own therapists n psychiatrists myself over the past 22 yrs of my 36yr life and I can say with confidence that I'd pay double what typical psych docs get in order to have this man as my doctor! Not only is he just as qualified, he seems like a person that unlike conventional doctors, has gone thru n actually experienced a lot more circumstances that a lot of us go to that type of doctor for. My biggest pet peeve is; no matter what doctor anyone goes to, 99.9% of them, if not all have never themselves gone thru any of the things that peeps like me have so due to that fact alone it's that much harder for me to gain the trust from them in order to take their advice n suggestions seriously in order for us to aquire what we need to get better in our lives. 🙏🏻😍😏👍🏻✌🏻

[@real_life_lag]

Almost 3 years later and I still love it 0:18

[@mads7842]

3:17, god dammit Destery, I literally JUST stopped crying

[@hellopineapples3291]

I've been watching your videos since fifth grade and they've never failed to get me out of a bad mood :)

[@kimee.9054]

Well once again I find one of my idols as a better looking woman than me

[@lane2699]

I genUinely love Scooby Doo 1 and 2

[@DREAMSQU33ZE]

Destery needs to cosplay as Bayonetta 👌

[@jazroNA]

DREAMSQU33ZE She’s a girl m8

[@DREAMSQU33ZE]

I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Oyasumi05]

@@jazroNA that's literally the entire fucking point lmao how'd you miss it

[@cadasca6965]

Lol this is hella funny best wtf news for me 😂

[@napasenseigaming]

Blaze And mark also watersix ohh shes so sexy nut nut nut nut nut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@darkhappiness7554]

18 minute video? Yes!!!! Love & ALWAYS entertaining :] The youtuber thing with the helmet! Ahhh, classic. 😂

[@aimlessalix8066]

Yes I know I missed the San Diego Comic con THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

[@jessmarree7828]

When you think you've watched all the WTF news, but one pops up that you haven't seen on a day you really need a smile.. Thank you Destry :)

[@vic5233]

This is one of the funniest episodes of WTF NEWS ever. One of the best and I've seen them all. I am so glad this series is back. Just know that you are amazing and that you make people smile and laugh (to loudly in my case) everyday.

[@SuliMorce]

My family went to golden corral without me and i was sad about it... Watching this made me laugh and feel better lol. Love u Destery... I love your content

[@XxSuperSuspiciousxX]

Suli Morce they would no longer be my family after that

[@SuliMorce]

cousinzbandmack i have no other family so im stuck with them lol

[@zeromero8878]

Omg yes black- African American Butler. I love Sebastian.

[@meganclow6959]

Yesssss scooby doo movies always make me day better, greatly enriched my life

[@arianasworld7725]

I thought the joke about the 3 year old pissing on his head was funny

[@jeannedestiny1173]

Me too

[@Oyasumi05]

@@KitchenWitchery well they're not disgusting and they're definitely jokes, it's not like he went into deep detail about how he'd tie her down and rape the living shit out of her, do you even know what the word humour and joke and disgusting mean?

[@samanthadegroot7749]

yeah, honestly that can only be interperetted as sexual or offensive if you're really trying to see it that way

[@maggiecahill4245]

For some reason “#legalizemeth” had me crying laughing

[@ZerrekTheDog]

3:37 me seeing anything i have a slight crush on

[@jamielol8233]

The "Woo"-Guy seems like a over motivated yoga teacher omg

[@mochacheina716]

He always sounds so sick in these videos but I love his sick voice plus anime Destrey is my girlfriend 👅✌️🏽💦

[@0ceanS01]

First of all gross,Second of all please see a doctor,Third of all why those emojis.

[@summerc350]

Saeran Choi someone is overreacting btw love your profile picture

[@geddyleesbassguitar5382]

What?! Anime destery is cheating on me?😤😭💦 xD

[@mochacheina716]

Peach Rose IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW

[@gabrielparker5]

Lyesa'sBurritosaregood lmao dude fr that’s wifey. *clears throat* waifu*

[@fonceeiskonigin2435]

Okay but I'm so happy to see some of his true humor back. He's the ONLY KZbinr that makes me actually lol. I will literally buy a square space package and make a website about nothing in the hopes that they keep sponsoring him so I can watch more of this.

[@faeryb0mb]

Destery's old tweets are honestly hilarious and i have never laughed so hard. and yes. shaving does make u feel like a seal. and its FUCKING AMAZING

[@KrustyKrackers]

"Pulling an Anakin Skywalker"😂😂

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

Destery: **becomes cute anime girl** Me: **NUT**

[@TechyDino420]

I would really love to date Destery. I’ve been following him since he first started out on KZbin and he just gets cuter and funnier.

[@peyteneq5301]

He has a girlfriend

[@freakzilla445]

I'm so glad you came back with your wtf news videos. Your content is the best when it comes to comedy and straight forward to the point in your video. Never have I ever been in disgust when watching. It's just that good. Just a fan. :)

[@HughJayness96]

The only wtf i have is how long have you had this channel without me knowing miss you this it's been like 5 years since I watch one of your videos happy to still see you're still doing it.

[@MicaelaGutierrez2004]

*sips tea* it is bacc bitcc

[@roxygrealy2988]

Bow chica chica [concert guy] woooooooo

[@nsimba_777]

30 seconds in and things are already escalating!

[@justinemontoya6063]

this is literally my favorite youtube series .👏🏼♥️ I wish more people would love this as much as I do your so funny and this channel is so underrated .

[@alien-rat]

Really enjoyed this video. :) Just wanted to let you know that I really like your editing style, I think you're super talented, and I really appreciate your content whenever it pops up on my feed.

[@microwavedribs]

LMAO WTF KINDA LAUGH IS THAT AT 9:27

[@microwavedribs]

@THERE'S PIG HHHH LMAO

[@icecreamflurries8711]

Seg seg seg seg seg

[@swagman66]

destrey is a very pretty girl

[@liliana5443]

African-American Butler is my favorite anime.

[@5umm3rlv]

OMg boi, I was looking at Shanes channel and found you! I was watching your videos 24/7 100 years ago, but then you dissapeared, and now I found u again!!! Love u man!

[@nyctophiliablackness9648]

This dude rocks and veronica is also awesome. just do whatever you want no matter what other people think about you, and this is exactly what theyre doing. also theyre freaking nice people i love them.

[@XxSuperSuspiciousxX]

You and Akidearest need to cosplay together lol

[@madisoneaster4718]

cousinzbandmack I know right, I'm so into that idea 😂

[@MagickODaly]

Can we all agree that the dude WOOOOOOOing around 11:30 sounds like the noise foxes make when they're fucking? Ie, screams of the damned that Irish people literally throught were banshees when we heard it in the woods at night.

[@annabradis5549]

Magick O'Daly mood

[@lovoncrowav5477]

So that’s what the fox says!!! My life is complete now😊😊

[@gaiasguardian205]

Eh, he's a fox with laryngitis. Had two doing the nasty in my backyard a couple of nights ago. It's literally more like a baby's terrorized scream (and an owl-ish?). Will scare you awake.

[@gaiasguardian205]

They sound unnatural. They sound like bad mimics. A lot of wendigo legends are probably based on them too.

[@jayjay3927]

Stripped down into a wife beater😂😭💀

[@jasondivona]

grose :9

[@paige_ellen_xo7297]

“Stop it, get some help.” Haha I laughed out loud 🤣

[@salemsvoice5029]

I should be doing school, but i'm binge watching the whole WTF news series, I love you so much Des 💕💕💕👑👑👑

[@dinosenpai1928]

I didn't go to comic con this year either. So we both don't have life wow.

[@badgerb0ne]

Why don’t you do the WTF5 on Shane’s channel anymore? #missed

[@bvtterss2807]

Lol Holly it doesn’t make a difference??

[@badgerb0ne]

Moon Ljght okay? Well i miss him on shanes channel

[@Trosper222]

Lol Holly cool then go watch those old videos

[@alyshamcalpine2238]

THERE'S PIG I don’t think that’s true, I’m pretty sure Shane said he liked them but it doesn’t go with the type of content he’s making atm.

[@ashleyackerman2233]

Do I have a kid I don't know about? Wow capndesdes maybe you should look into that lol

[@turtletaco9872]

The way you said Squarespace is exactly how I said it when an ad for Squarespace came on when we were watching a (educational) KZbin video.

[@darkpanda2983]

I'm so glad this series is back. I love it!

[@idkilikeeggos5261]

9:04 let’s all just appreciate that that tweet got exactly 420 likes

[@liyahharris2081]

KZbinr events shouldn't be stopped they should just be better organized and planned in more time. Also things shouldn't be promised until after they happen.

[@maycrusade2053]

He looked so cute as a girl anime cosplay though?

[@imbluedubbadee]

Guy in the man bun sounded like he was trying to attract an owl in mating season when you compiled his “whoooo”s 😂

[@abbyjones6631]

I want destery saying “no stop” in a serious voice as my ring tone