Tana-con, S3X Robots, and Killer Old Ladies [WTF NEWS!]

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Tanacon (Shane Documentary #1)
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[@aliciawood9388]

sherlock gnomes?

[@faxai]

Clicc

[@Datboibpoppin]

IM EXTREMELY HAPPY THIS IS BACK BRO> APPRECIATE U MAN

[@Jimbo-yh2th]

oOf I love your videos

[@insertcoolusernamehere995]

CapnDesDes we can RAWR XD with me lol

[@LotusBom]

When the emo hair cut is the only one that flatters your features

[@SuperRaedizzle]

You have a true knack for comedy man

[@explode1270]

SuperRaeDizzle I FIND YOU ON AL OF MY FAVORITE KZbinRS’ VIDEOS (including yours aha)

[@jennac5008]

SuperRaeDizzle OMG I DIDNT KNOW I LIKED HIM!! I JUST WATCHED YOUR NEW VID

[@serenstout2157]

Ur rlly cool

[@leocontrino634]

SuperRaeDizzle he needs to do stand up like seriously

[@darceylouise2889]

OMG I didn’t know you watched Destery! You’re one of my favourite youtubers!

[@kiarabrown2641]

"Did you just call me my dude while I'm inside you"?!

[@malia.burk18]

shimmy shimmer I ugLY LAUGHED AT THAT WTF

[@ChizuruAotsuki]

OMG

[@hotpikachu]

Sounds like something id do

[@BlackPineNJ]

“if the pizza man truly loves this babysitter why is he slapping her rear perhaps she’s done something wrong” ~ castiel

[@clearcasket1555]

I don’t Know "Cas, are you watching porn...?"

[@Nukabun]

“You don’t watch porn.. in a room full of guys.... then talk about it..”

[@maxbirkman6941]

"Is this what you boys do? Sit around and watch porno's with angels?"

[@rot4743]

And here i go again i will now cry about deaths of people i love dieing and laughing at edits

[@cyanidesmile7263]

If Cas watched porn, does that mean Chuck knew Cas was watching it? That's kinda like the angel version of your parents walking in on you watching porn 😂

[@jodie12347]

LITERALLY EVERYTIME PEOPLE MENTION PHIL BEING THE LAST KZbinR TO CUT HIS EMO HAIR I'M LIKE "urrrmmm lies"

[@smoshpudding]

I’m glad you’re getting sponsored :) get that coin sis

[@sal4538]

Rachel Peterson YEAH

[@lane2699]

About Tanacon: I'm truly confused as to why not a single person is talking about how Tanas manager is to blame as well. He's in charge of Tana and making sure everything is safe but idk

[@alyssaspencer6712]

Elaine Wireman I have been- I think hes completely to blame. He told Tana that everything was perfect and then blamed her when it went wrong

[@MetamorphosisRox]

I actually talked about him and the management CEO's as well. Check out the smaller channels...the much smaller channels, like minuscule channels for interesting tidbits we all have talked about.

[@lane2699]

Metamorphosis Rox Thank you for letting me know, I'll have to check your video out. If there's any other videos on this you'd recommend let me know❤❤

[@MetamorphosisRox]

Elaine Wireman the best resource is Beau Tea with Ashley. Even Shane told Tana to ask her. This is that video link but she has several with many angles that have not been discussed enough. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnXak4Cmn5iIq9k

[@chloe4644]

Elaine Wireman true

[@KaitlynL890]

“Are you done, my dude?” 😂😂 That is exactly what I say to my best friend every time she roast me about my life choices. 😂

[@xosapphire]

please never ever get rid of the emo hair

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

Sapphire Clear he needs to never shave and dye it grey so he looks like Dumbledore

[@allisonwinchester3108]

Did anyone else notice his shirt matches his tattoos basically perfectly??

[@Candice8240]

Omg!!! Hell yeah I never clicked so fast!!! Lmao and u are the only guy I watch with emo hair hahaha. Love you Destrey!!! 💕💕 So happy for the WTF news making a come back!

[@abigail1255]

Same!

[@shrekster3990]

Yes

[@kyle9293]

Honestly same

[@meekpa]

*I JUST JUMPED OVER MY DAMN BED TO GET MY PHONE FOR THIS NOTIFICATION* WHERES THE SQAUD AT👌🔥😂😂

[@klillym1461]

Macartney White yeet

[@meekpa]

K Lilly MacDierney My LeG

[@owoscreams]

OwO yeS

[@eternitytsubasa6075]

Notification squad here yo XD

[@Alex-yd2fj]

The cool transition kills me 😂

[@mcr8152]

So the water pipes in my town busted so nobody can use water for 24 hours... was watching this on the toilet and all of a sudden my toilet sounds like an angry ass bear, starts shaking and sounds like it's gasping for air. Literally scared the shit outta me 🗿💩 have a nice day y'all

[@krystatinyy9652]

MCR lmfaaaooooo

[@fubbypeets7058]

Well shit

[@Ghost-qt7st]

Heyo fabulous killjoy 👋

[@mikeywayism]

MCR lmao also killjoy

[@itsjustbrandy4290]

Finally. I love this. Destery! Don't cut your hair!!! Don't change a hair on you head!

[@kingofmeatballs763]

**cuts one of the smallest strands on his head**

[@conflicted_contortionist5209]

Yesssssss wtf news

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

Crazy_parrot _person IT'S BACK

[@sandramerrick8126]

.

[@ConfidentCritters]

Jesus ive been watching you sense 11th grade (where i found a video linked on vampirefreaks oh what a time” and now im turning 27 in a month. Crazy to think you and good old pewdz are the longest channels ive ever been with. But i love you and your content is still as amazing as ever 💕

[@jamierooney411]

Am I the only one a little bothered that there is no end bracket

[@d.v.52]

Tarra Raby oh my...first time in ages I read something about/ remember vampire freaks..... oh those were the days. I am 36 now..God.

[@ConfidentCritters]

jamie rooney oops lol i wrote that at 4am, sorry about that typo. lol

[@midknightacid3300]

Lol I was grade 6 😂 now I’m 20

[@midknightacid3300]

Still in grade 6 😰

[@TheRandomExplorer]

Excuse me I still have emo hair 😏

[@spicybean2004]

TheRandomExplorer AYE!!!

[@akimisi5306]

Same😂

[@stabykid419]

TheRandomExplorer He said that you actually watch

[@fubbypeets7058]

Me too

[@juleswells4127]

Same

[@adrianacampbell2993]

"I am trying to watch RuPaul Drag race" classic

[@Xk8rsx]

Keep the emo hair alive Destery! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@mindybrown5732]

Holy shit he got sponsored even Shane can't get that

[@personnotfound4257]

Hahaha

[@namelessghoul777]

Mindy Brown W O W

[@LolitaAngel6]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much omfg

[@ruth-ann8623]

ゲイだおれは same 😂

[@estopesto2647]

ゲイだおれは same the whole anna may story killed me

[@paramoregirl777]

Same here, I missed wtf news

[@quogegamer]

Same i really want to die : D

[@Soggycigarettesss]

Mikuuuu

[@hallimyers2984]

I just finished binge-watching a D:BH gameplay and now all I can think about is how the sex robots are going to demand freedom and start a revolution.

[@salacious_modeus.]

*_"Did you just call me "my dude" when I'm inside you?"_*

[@ur_mom_be_on_me]

Best rhyme ever

[@Lieutenant_Titus3867]

I find myself very lucky for just randomly typing in wtf news one day. Love this channel.

[@sal4538]

Black moth YES

[@ShadowAphro]

wait this video has ads is this a dream or what? seems like you got monotized! congrats destrey

[@debbieheath7838]

D’art Meow Skeeter I tried six times, but never got one, unfortunately. Take Care, Amanda

[@ShadowAphro]

Debbie Heath ad block?

[@debbieheath7838]

D’art Meow Skeeter Nope, I'm on a cell phone though. I don't buy ad block since I only get advertisements at the start of some videos, and of course I let them play out for creators I like. I clicked off & back on here about a dozen times total now, & never got on ad. Amanda

[@BashStash]

I sexually identify as Des’s hair.

[@lilithtarrelli8444]

BashStash SAME THOUGH

[@jeffjavens1215]

BashStash Same.

[@NinjaSloth16]

I identify as a parrot that mimics words and phrases, but doesn't understand them

[@caspoki]

I identify as a failed Tanacon

[@rainbowryro]

I identify as fetus Ryan Ross

[@dansblackteeshirt2571]

You can RAWR XD with me. *Not weird. I promise*

[@kingofmeatballs763]

*thinks back to I'm not ok I promise and starts screaming*

[@mysticmelodythefinalsong9182]

*cue that one weeaboo song*

[@icecreamflurries8711]

And me!

[@livuchiha7611]

Not gonna lie Destery is probably one of my fav KZbinrs Next to Shane

[@minibug_gxcha5042]

Me now in 2020: ...yikes...

[@letstalkaboutit8751]

that didn’t age well...😳

[@devsland4139]

Yeah... Um... about that

[@jennamilleryall]

SHE DOES LOOK LIKE BILBO WHEN FRODO WOULDNT GIVE HIM THE RING

[@luluisbored6989]

YAY I LOVE YOU DESTERY THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US

[@cvsaire287]

*IM SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK AAAAAAAAA*

[@bi-bibabyblue9649]

Elijah Kamski Aka The daddy of androids creating the first android in 2018... Now we got sex robots Irl. Tell me, does life imitate art, or does art imitate life.

[@kimackerman2183]

Detroit become human

[@aloriadeckhart7734]

Shhh. We do not talk about those dark times. *Proceeds to burn any picture with Destery's hair cut* Shhhh. It's all over.

[@neko_doll5122]

I have to admit It's been years that everytime shane posts a new video, I *always* watch it but I couldn't bring myself to watch the tanacon drama.

[@firsylasy7633]

Madelyne same

[@perlajurado8953]

Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one

[@MizBryteEyez]

Madelyne same

[@Neeneenugget]

Yeah I basically refused to watch the tanacon shit.

[@Irrelevantspace]

SAME OML I was so uninterested in it

[@thegongoozler833]

Its okay, I'm definitely still rocking the emo look so you're not *totally* alone lmao

[@mikeywayism]

is gay in korean I’m emo as shiet!

[@onceuponamelody]

I mean....accessibility is important even for those who want to watch porn. And adding captions is a lot more than most KZbinrs are doing these days to help those with disabilities.

[@larissapietersz2814]

“Where I buy this” 🤣🤣🤣🤣dead

[@moxyyeena5581]

"Now who will i sit in a room and say Rawr XD with?" Oooooh dear god Des--- your myspace page was showing for a second

[@maycarvana1673]

Guess who’s back Back again Des Des back ...And he is lonely ... BUT WE’RE HEAR FOR THE TANA TEA Also at 3:43 , is that Sebastian Stan?

[@Andjelka99]

May Carvana nope that beautiful face wasn't there. Might be one of hos friends but my first thought was he looks like one of Tomas Sanders friends forgot his name

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Andjelka I believe you mean Joan, who identifies with them/they/their not him or her

[@Andjelka99]

Batman lover you're probably right. I don't watch every video all the time so I'm not that informed. Thanks for the info

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Andjelka you're welcome fren. Glad you're so accepting of this

[@Andjelka99]

Batman lover I love how everyone is open about themselves (Thomas's group I mean) at least what I watched and yeah I get that someone would be probably weirded out about or hate non binary people but I don't mind

[@sarahsninjachannel]

Tanacon was dumb

[@mccloud_n9ne981]

sarahs channel I agree but you have to look at it from her point of view. She’s had horrible experiences at VidCon and so did others. She was trying to make a better and safer event that should’ve been planned out more thoroughly over a longer period of time not a month. It went wrong because she hosted and planned the event on the same day as VidCon which led to a disaster. I don’t think the idea was dumb just the actual event was because she didn’t plan it out right.

[@shishtar7642]

sarahs channel well no shit

[@dejarenee7295]

s johnson i agree i agree

[@monstrosity6738]

Well said

[@AlexisLopez-wx6sc]

Comes for Tanacon commentary, stays for Willam Fancyson impressions.

[@brittaflowers1139]

Squilliam**

[@darklyXlit]

It's been what? A thousand years since I've watched your content. You've still got it. I hope you never stop.

[@EQUIL1BR1UM3]

The “Though even if most of the blame be directed at Tana Manjo jojo” line is so underrated 😭😭🥺

[@eka1fw0n5]

You're so slept on. ❤

[@msbarrysellom2323]

You still look good with your emo hair.

[@jeffjavens1215]

Barry SellomMeepz I think so too!

[@EmilyNicholeVogel]

Looks GREAT

[@maesdaze6722]

Oh my gosh I've been waiting for you to post a WTF news I'm SO HAPPY!!! Forever love and support 💜

[@crystilmurch5659]

Destry, you need to put out a shirt with the "I've got a stick" caption. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. :)

[@springtour9462]

6:40 love the robot impressions lol ROAR XD

[@unclekaylee207]

I saw it was back and screamed making my family question my sanity once again.

[@PennyEthelyne]

Omg so happy to get this notification

[@pinkietoe2819]

*I MISSED THIS SO MUCH*

[@Roundcircle6]

I did get shot by my grandma because she was showing me a Cattleman revolver and since she has Parkinson's disease she shot me in my appendix.

[@madisonlowry9563]

Omg omg omg you are back!!! This iconic series didn't die. Thank god.

[@cultclassicdeadinside9862]

my friend was telling me about Tana Con while we were at Pride. Tana is honestly the best example of someone eating their own words. As if she needed another reason for people to hate her after IDubbbz introduced the world to her antics , or at least made them more known xD

[@jocelynrogers1697]

DeadInside/ ImACultClassic she’s not the best person either u hate her or not but she did travel all the way to the UK 🇬🇧 just for her fans. So plz leave her alone.

[@cultclassicdeadinside9862]

Jocelyn Rogers hmm, whether you're her manager or not I doubt she knows or cares you're defending her, so really, you should be leaving me alone 😚 like how you said you can hate or love her, you can hate or love my comment. Either way, not up to you what I do or anyone else does ✌

[@jocelynrogers1697]

DeadInside/ ImACultClassic how old are you??

[@dansblackteeshirt2571]

YES YOU'RE BACK!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Sweetheart-fw2rw]

Yeahhhhhhh i missed the WTF NEWS More What the hell news to be creeped out or just cringe over 😄

[@JohnOrrTheArsonist]

I haven't watched any of your videos since IDEK and I'm watching this for the first time. This is pure gold lol

[@demonwaste8123]

I’m so glad this is back, I love WTF news so much lol

[@emilychoww]

I love wtf news and glad it's finally back

[@kevin-ms5ch]

im so glad this is back

[@saviscool6140]

YESSS

[@CelieCandy]

Ikr, those blissful years full of "rawr xD" moments.

[@nadyas6285]

omg thanks squarespace for sponsoring this video! ive been waiting for wtf news!

[@cassidysamantha8639]

I’m Living for this!!! Love your videos Des!!!! :)

[@darkblade8660]

Yas pls bring wtf five into dis channel

[@ditabruvere7826]

"Are you done, my dude?"

[@lennoxschmidt4020]

what a comeback for a long lost series! always loved ya, des!

[@Sev017]

Im so glad this is back, love you.

[@itzzxenon7482]

Yessssss it’s backkkkkkk

[@nomnom3762]

The Forgotten Proxy IKRRRR

[@nour-we2xk]

Ikr

[@magickris7237]

First TØP drops two songs, now this? July is going great

[@marajadesapp4480]

Emo Wizz yes yes yes yes lovely username lovely post lovely taste in music yes finally another person with my exact views on life and the most important things in this world yes thank u

[@slapjamon9158]

finally another wtf news!

[@teenageleela5874]

Destery !! you should have a page on your website recommending the games, movies music and shows youve been into lately, and update it every once in a while

[@breonnapotter8876]

You deserve over 10 million subs... I've been watching you for years, love your videos!

[@randomweeb9179]

"Nursing homes are basically a death sentence." The nursing home was the only thing that kept my grandma alive for a long time.

[@ForsakenKitsuneAlice]

Lol you always make my day xD

[@lydiastubbs4762]

Yes it is back! Finally, I get get the news that matters again!

[@zannadoodles]

I missed this series and I’m so glad it’s back

[@arkrkp1603]

I LOVE WTF NEWS!! they are always so well done!! I love you Destery!!

[@ginnyhartness5811]

Destrey "cool transition" Me "woooo"

[@trashcancherry8235]

Why do you look like Onision at 3:43

[@mrhashbrown8283]

trashcancherry I didn't believe it but oh my word

[@dontrelate465]

I thought it was an edit

[@trashcancherry8235]

Jay Pixelus 0H nicE,, I was so confused ahahahah

[@0range_b0y_nara_12]

Because Onision IS an old grizzled guy

[@longlivelester7477]

Wait actually wtf

[@kariilynn7301]

I missed this shit. 😂😂 "I'mtrying to watch Rupauls drag race" ACCURATE THOUGH. 😂

[@Floamarr]

So happy to have this back

[@MizBryteEyez]

I swore I would not watch any video with a Tana thumbnail. But it is WTF News, and I can not resist.

[@pinkeyepeas1164]

Dude if Tanacon was like Des Des version I would be there 😂

[@Nate-by5fq]

YAY WE ARE BACK Also thoughts on Warped?

[@ShadowAphro]

Band Trash good taste with that pfp

[@Nate-by5fq]

D’art Meow Skeeter it's a good picture 😂😂👌

[@Bliss-l1t]

He back y'all. Emo hair for the win! Also I don't trust Tana or Michael those poor children. Lmao sex robots, subtitles for porn, and family mode.

[@SammiRose2820]

I was most amazed to see a tiny cut scene from Legion because no one ive ever talked to knows about that damn movie

[@namastewoke5197]

I'm so glad you finally finally FINALLY brought out a new wtf news!!! Made my day!!!

[@dansblackteeshirt2571]

I see Jessie PAEGE. what? I didn't hear she was going to TanaCon!!

[@toxic_revenge13]

I've never clicked so fast in my life. Lol. I'm so glad this series is back!! I was shook when I heard about the story about the old woman killing her son. When I saw that, I immediately thought of you talking about this. Lol. :P

[@smeghead3471]

I think you should have polls or “audience participation” on your website to “aid” your KZbin channel

[@alexandriadixon2984]

So happy you brought this back 😍

[@izziekawaiicat4127]

I’m still rewatching these in 2020

[@Ricky_Cullen]

Binge watching right now! Hahah

[@cupcakelove_1017]

Omg. As soon as I saw this, I almost shit myself. Anyone else? No, just me? Okay I'll go home😂

[@lilithtarrelli8444]

Cupcakelove_101 MEEEEE

[@lilithtarrelli8444]

Cupcakelove_101 SLAY QUEEN

[@cupcakelove_1017]

Lilith Tarrelli AYEEEEE😂

[@bethanytrettel5623]

Tanacon was a great idea but it was just planned stupidly. I think whoever’s fault it is needs to take responsibility for what happened. I just want to know who’s fault it is! I wasn’t there but it still makes me mad that all of this happened. It’s just so stupid. Idk it triggers me every time someone talks about it.

[@averyavezzie9903]

WTF! IT'S A NEW WTF NEWS!!!!!!!!

[@ligma7752]

Hearing him say "my own son Johnnie" made me jump because I love both of you

[@tsuoka3579]

Never have I been happier to see another one of these on here 🙏