Mario Kart Wii - I AM A TREE

Why am I a tree? I don't wanna be a tree!
Yet another creative way to lose a race! I legit do not know how nobody ever encountered this problem before. Maybe because nobody has ever really driven out that far into the grass before and then used a bullet? I tell you, item rain identifies all the weird physics and KMP quirks of this game :P
This is a highlight from a Twitch live stream I did earlier today where I was doing Item Rain races with viewers! If you're interested in potentially participating in future rooms, keep an eye on / mrbean35000vr , where I stream with no real schedule!
Man. And I really wanted to win that race, too :P

[@MrBean35000vr]

You know, deforestation wouldn't be so much of an issue for people if every time someone attempted to attack a tree, it absorbed them.

[@zero-z4551]

Hi Mrbean! How is 24 players coming? I hope you have a great day!

[@autumn4442]

I clicked on this video thinking you were going to be driving as a tree, but I was not disappointed

[@brysoncordero8618]

Any upcoming updates Mr.Bean?

[@lucasloucks]

If trees did this I’d be living in the middle of the most barren desert

[@brysoncordero8618]

MrBean35000vr any upcoming updates

[@NathanielBandy]

I thought you literally meant you modded your kart to be a tall tree

[@MrBean35000vr]

That, perhaps, wouldn't be nearly as interesting :P Though slightly less show-stopping, hahah.

[@will_mcdermott]

Hey Nate

[@seivax_mkw6756]

Play the game nathan.

[@Raichu159]

Hey Nathaniel scuttlebug bandy

[@melmontel]

@Jinu Chang he always watches mkw videos

[@CoolYoshi109]

I want this tree to be a playable character now

[@mypenisisgiant]

I want it to be a playable character in smash

[@drxshock6957]

atlas get on it

[@Ryukx]

I through it was. Because the Thumbnail😂

[@DemonzDay]

I can probably do it sometime tomorrow

[@zackswitch9656]

Demonz. Day, did you?

[@will.2155]

Why did I think this was going to be about him playing a race as a tree

[@PaulEffinger]

I did too; don't worry.

[@Nightcaat]

He did though.

[@awkwardcultism]

He's done stranger things before.

[@tank7882]

me too

[@Prothsma]

1920: I Bet there’s going to be flying cars in the future! 2019: Become a tree in Mario Kart Wii

[@spaceblue9932]

Kyle CoMi _even better_

[@ryan_lmao]

Kyle CoMi hey, you’re a poet and i bet you didn’t know it

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

What if I told you that the Bullet Bill is a device which allows a Kart to fly?

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

Mario Kart 7: Am I a joke to you?

[@thepenguin73]

What? Luigi is evolving Congratulations! Your Luigi evolved into a Tree

[@Clem17]

Ahahah 😂

[@derekhansj]

A tree also does ‘absolutely nothing’ (well cause plants also do stuff )

[@hmr0]

Luitree

[@okamigt1054]

Mrbean35000vr : *Uses bullet bill* Bullet bill: *I am about to do what’s called a pro gamer move*

[@tyler6643]

More like MrTree35000VR

[@fleepys]

*Troy's next video* : Trees vs Cows in Mario Kart Wii

[@CiblesGD]

*Bean grabs Bullet Bill to win race* Tree: I'm about to end this mans whole career

[@RJA]

You beat me to it gg

[@spaceblue9932]

Mr bean's secret identity is confirmed

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

MrTreen

[@Qubert_]

SpaceBlue H E I S . A...... T RE EE EE EE EE EE E

[@FalB27]

Mom: What do you want to be as an adult? Bean: NO IM A TREE! I DON'T WANNA BE A TREE! WHY AM I A TREE!?

[@ITxMik]

AHHAHAHA

[@FalB27]

@@ITxMik ma ciao mik, come stai?

[@ITxMik]

FallBackITA27 semi-bene, te?

[@FalB27]

@@ITxMik eh, mal di gola e tosse, sai com'è

[@ITxMik]

FallBackITA27 me too ora lol

[@LunaCaoimhe]

The Bean has grown into a Tree!

[@splattim3180]

It's science.

[@megazenn22]

you can count to the age of a tree by its rings you can count the success of a tree by its luigi skeletons

[@mojoforthewin3069]

zenn22 LGBT Luigi Grabbed By Tree

[@petery6432]

luigi skeletons AND mach bikes

[@PanchoGDMKWii]

Luigi loses by doing everything while he is a 🌲

[@RaFGuy]

This is levels beyond tree hugging 😳 well done 😂

[@Joshy-]

hugging a tree? for casuals try becoming a tree then talk to me

[@mypenisisgiant]

@@Joshy- Guy isn't going to become a tree he plowed all of them down after clipping them too hard

[@EpicLPer]

Fluttershy: „I’d like to be a tree“ Bean: _“Hold my beer“_

[@Nightcaat]

That’s a wonderful idea!

[@gwroliver3540]

MLP is cancer

[@EpicLPer]

GWR Oliver Just like you ;)

[@Nightcaat]

Oh my god, it’s 2019. Can people coexist?

[@gwroliver3540]

@@EpicLPer no seriously, the community is toxic

[@bowzasaurusrex]

I like how other players keep coming to investigate. Lol

[@CreepProduce]

At first I thought this was a new mod where you could play as a tree, but this is way better.

[@Zeraks]

Foo Fighters: "I am a River" MrBean: "hold my beer"

[@xandert8527]

Bean: * goes of stage to collect bullet bill * Bullet Bill: *yeah, this is big brain time.*

[@ArtieArchives]

Top 10 Freak Accident Deaths: #1 - Getting stuck in a tree by driving a go-kart into it

[@kyles.8332]

Love how this game is 11 years old and it’s still just as crazy and interesting as day one.

[@JaggedBird]

Foo fighters: I'm a river MrBean: *becomes a tree near said river*

[@bigboybunter3417]

Lol, the homies trying to free him. Completely stopped racing for a few seconds to watch the bean's majestic transformation.

[@awkwardcultism]

I was having a lame day today because I'd just found out that my PC couldn't run Sekiro. I turned on my Wii to get my mind off it and there was a CTGP-R update with a bunch of fun new tracks and I felt so much better! Thanks for all the work you do on this awesome game!

[@anasazilespider5574]

I guess you could say this stream was "environmentally friendly"

[@froglet8242]

MrBean35000vr: uses bullet bill This one tree: Im bouta end this manz whole career

[@illwind]

so proud of you for coming out as a tree. we're here to support you

[@rafagou9244]

Mrbean: grabs bullet Bill Bullet Bill: I ain't gonna let you Win this

[@ndykzbtw]

"Tree powers, activate!"

[@NotK41]

Tree: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@Timrem1]

1:17 Oh crap

[@Namadu7]

Anyone else would say that they're stuck in a tree... but Bean says he *is* the tree. I love that.

[@BLettuce]

Bean: I am going to be fir- Bullet Bill: *I AM GROOT*

[@supernovasquid]

ms. bean35000vr: what do you wanna be when you grow up Now: IM A TREE

[@carterpeterson4856]

This brings back memories to when you got stuck in that 250 race gp

[@zackswitch9656]

It's sad what happens to gamers in their lowest moments *turn into a tree*

[@-comet-5128]

Makes me wonder whenever you go outside and see a tree near by. You’ll Probably get some sort of a haunting flash back after the experience.

[@slickl9608]

He went through the 5 stages of grief and loss in the first 10 seconds of being a tree

[@shellmaster873]

1.Picks up bullet bill 2.becomes tree 3.its all over 4.we be like:sayýyyy whuuuttt

[@PotatoSoupThe64th]

BREAKING NEWS: Local Italian found dead inside a tree after being forced in by a large bullet

[@chilln0648]

This video is the reason why Mr. Bean removed Yoshi Valley from CTGP

[@magmalord3]

This happened to me in Forest Creek one time. A truly brutal although environmentally friendly way to lose a race

[@jjcookierock]

I thought the tree was a playable character because of the thumbnail XD

[@classicpinball9873]

YuJaso2 but he was playing as a tree, unfortunately though it's not a very good strategy

[@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771]

Eventually, Luigi stopped thinking

[@TurtleLover300]

THIS LITERALLY JUST MADE MY DAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOo

[@shjsjsjns]

Mrbean35000vr : help I’m a tree me : nope it’s helsrious

[@denimxking4299]

(scatmans world) HES A FUCKIN TREE

[@ThereIsOnlyHell]

"And then he turned himself into a tree. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@TrevorRS05]

Usually when i think of tree hugging i think of a person hugging a tree...

[@DTheAustralian]

This is how the Yoshi Valley park rangers stop people from attacking the wildlife. Absorbent trees.

[@Yellowlightning1996]

I think that I shall never see, a roadblock lovely as a tree.

[@hudsonc466]

Can’t wait untill that track gets updated, keep up the good work on ctgp!😀

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

Oh yeah this track needs an update bad, I was saying this to my mom last week. Some of the Retros really do, like Choco Mountain also has kind of unfun knockback from the walls and possibly could be upscaled a bit.

[@hudsonc466]

i don't check my notifications yeah, but this track is just a nightmare to drive on, and the road at the end is so blind and narrow

[@blmusic9249]

The most legendary mkwii player of all time

[@Qubert_]

MrBean350000:Uses Bill Bill:Im about to end this man's whole career

[@airaero5473]

This is pure Mr. Bean TV show satire XD

[@erentoraman2663]

I love how distressed he sounds

[@brentember204]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He tree

[@nexion2406]

I shouldn't laugh at swearing because I'm supposed to be mature but FFS I laughed so hard when he said "fuck I'm a tree"

[@Elims.]

Bean : GUESS WHAT Mom: Yes what is it Bean: IM A TREE FUCK I DONT WANNA BE A TREE

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

It makes me happy whenever you upload because I love your clips but I never use Twitch XD

[@DavidRycan]

KZbin recs brought me here and boy am I happy about it

[@Cluesvlogging12345]

MrBean: ooh a bullet bill (the bullet bill: I think I’m a bit of a gamer myself

[@Erix963]

Mrbean grabs a Bullet Bill Bullet Bill I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@Roto3]

All beans must grow into trees someday.

[@toast1430]

Welcome back to KZbin mrtree3500vr! btw tree as a custom character plz

[@TheTenthBlueJay]

I wanna be a tree

[@UltraHylia]

When your assigned gender at birth is "Tree" and you have gender dysphoria

[@enemyslays1234]

“Fuck im a tree why am i a tree i dont wanna be a tree”

[@rxlfl315]

*Grabs bullet hits a tree* I AM A TREE!!!

[@Schimnesthai]

I must say... you really outdid yourself with this hack.

[@deleteduserfromdiscorddele8384]

well this goes perfectly good with mrbeast

[@1ronDragon]

Thor: this is a friend of mine ,Tree

[@CheddarVG]

You're secretly a dead gnome. Also the panic in your voice is pretty funny.

[@TroyTheDragonYoshi]

To embody the tree, or not... that is the question. But fate has been decided for Bean for sure.

[@GemTendo64]

Tree: **exists* Bullet bill: *It's free real estate*

[@nickk3077]

Mr Bean? More like Mr Treen...

[@fattata2142]

Welcome, to Mario Kart Tree

[@Clem17]

That Tree is a trap !

[@PaulEffinger]

That is freaking hilarious.

[@BassBoostingBrony]

I would like to be a tree "Grins"

[@DrMd-jr3xt]

I died whenever he got bombed in the tree

[@christopheredwards788]

Mr. Bean does it again!!

[@zabloinksliu1688]

its looks like life didn't treet you well this time

[@DogsRNice]

This game really makes you feel like a tree

[@HyperMario64]

A double sided tree WHAT A GOOD IDEA

[@lemonadesnake]

the tree is secretly yoshi in disguise eating people up

[@SlanderMonkey]

Used to do this on one specific tree near the end of the lap on N64 Mario Raceway in Fun rooms back in the days, good times :)

[@SlanderMonkey]

@MrBean35000vr this tree kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKuZXmadm8l3fck back in 2009-2010 good damn times

[@natedawg19]

Put that in Troy’s Best Moments Mario Kart series

[@bendonahue5639]

I LOVE YOU YOUR THE REASON JSHALT IS A KZbinR

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

Reminds me of a _Wild Kratts_ episode, only without so much Kart racing! 😉 🌳

[@Supernova1412.]

Wow, the chance of that happening that is crazy !!!

[@lunarxgreninja96]

New experience. Never seen that coming

[@FabDoesStuff]

How did you get this new Smash DLC footage?

[@Calthecool]

Amazing.

[@DeclanSkinner]

LMAO you’ve had an OCA (Only Cris Angel) Moment

[@irishengine9166]

I cant belive i found the king of warios gold mine after so long

[@Drewify]

This is epic

[@Red-mo2uo]

Bulletbill: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career

[@RandomGamer151]

the video title is a sublime rhyme