Markiplier Tries to Keep Up with a Professional Chef | Back-to-Back Chef | Bon Appétit

Markiplier visits the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen to make Eggs In Purgatory with Carla Music. Can he follow along using verbal instructions only?
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[@doorlord1521]

“You’re competitive” “No, nuh-uh” *my sizzle was better*

[@searlaitnise]

Charles Moreland lol

[@stevethea5250]

@@searlaitnise The "no nuh-uh" for for ironic effect :D

[@lyshussey2471]

Totally off topic but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

[@spacevermin8378]

Someone should've warned this lady that Mark is a force of destruction

[@darn9717]

Ikr

[@maryl1129]

Frrrr lmao

[@Tvmm7]

Ya, she looked kinda scared- 🤣

[@KingBongHogger]

She was awesome though. I'm glad they didn't get some humorless stiff chef for this.

[@loganentertainment1814]

Without a doubt. :) XD

[@RayRayRay0]

Carla: *breathes* Mark: I was way ahead of you

[@sirswipah]

🙃🙃👌

[@platinumvideos9810]

420 likes

[@lbcv]

i was way ahead of you

[@roblesgabe104]

Carla: blinks Mark: I am 9 quadrillion parallel universes ahed of you

[@niellity]

*I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@min-kn9ny]

When Mark grabbed the plant I did the quietest "ᵐᵃʳᵏ ⁿᵒ"

[@9.1.22]

how the freak did you get that text so small

[@alxxsv]

jela *I THINK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT*

[@inalatumarianna5510]

How do you turn it small?

[@inalatumarianna5510]

@@chefdog6033 hpw do you do that?

[@StarryxNight5]

@RUBEN CONTRERAS You triggered my bot PTSD.

[@aaronsaunders7790]

Carla: How would you rate yourself as a cook? Mark: Uh... *I'M A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS* Mark: Scrappy

[@The-Listener]

As soon I saw the ovens in the back ground I got flashbacks to it

[@vongolaprimo7431]

I really wish he said this

[@user-uj5iq1lg3d]

*when I was a child, I couldnt afford...*

[@chrissiper]

Markiplier: *Smashes garlic full force* Brad probably somewhere in the back: Wooooaaaahhh Momma

[@Hoelstadt]

N I A C I N

[@CRAETION_]

THE ALLICIN!!

[@SawhneyVibes]

“Me yow”

[@alexg1693]

*its like a two-part epoxy*

[@SeanFerree]

😂😂😂

[@dillonlol7409]

January 2020: Markiplier is cooking eggs in purgatory with a professional chef at the Bon Appetit test kitchen. December 2020: Markiplier has eaten too many expired pop tarts, he is now recovering in the hospital.

[@chaoticgoose4286]

Markiplier has pooped

[@inalatumarianna5510]

@@chaoticgoose4286 on your goose

[@largeboy5577]

Oh, how the star has fallen Or has he risen to standards astronomically beyond that which even the most daring minds have dared to imagine?

[@Kenli-mu6qi]

No 😭✋🏻😂

[@headlessonion7881]

What a ride 2020 was...

[@starlight4649]

Oh wow, you're competitive Mark: what? No I'm not... Mark's fans: yes, he is, extremely...

[@demon6150]

Yeah

[@eidolomere]

yieh

[@jasmineb3421]

Yeah

[@magspie04]

Yeah

[@quillpentheartist]

Yeah

[@Elizabeauty312]

“I was being a jerk. It was a defensive mechanism.”

[@p3pp3r67]

Elizabeauty312 felt that ya know XD

[@Flabbergasted-yl4hv]

meirl

[@_phong.huynh_]

Family Gatherings be like

[@keistar6815]

Hey what do you know.. I found the reason behind why I'm being a jerk for no reason

[@_phong.huynh_]

@@keistar6815 Bless your heart, sweet Bunn

[@frostedbirdy]

mark: "how many turns?" carla: "ten-" mark: "too late" carla: "Ok"

[@brianli6562]

*Keeps turning

[@safarahali6886]

I swear I read this the same time the vid was Playing that part lol 😂

[@chepa1767]

My life in a nutshell

[@tmliao5402]

"It is beautiful!" "Thank you I know." "Great tearing!" "Thank you." "Amazing eggs!" "Thank you." "Wonderful, amazing eggs!" "Thank you..." *Mark this is where you compliment her back!* "...why would I?" I died XD

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Was that Eef?!

[@leo_1408]

@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet i think so to

[@Alexsomnia]

This dude is good, he should make a KZbin channel.

[@melsukiii]

👀

[@AestheticYellow]

I have some good news

[@juururu]

ummmm, he already has a channel markiplier it is pretty good with 26M

[@AestheticYellow]

Jambal M74 bruh it’s a joke

[@Alexsomnia]

@@juururu r/woooosh

[@DraconicDuelist]

*Actual Chef:* "How would you rate yourself as a cook?" *Mark:* "I... am a man, who owns _five_ ovens."

[@mackenzieshumate8149]

ACTUAL CHEF: my god....

[@greythomas6199]

I wish he said that

[@taniachapman3643]

Yes!

[@JJ-gn1tb]

I'm about to comment something like that 😂

[@cheesyninja7850]

5 out of 5 ovens

[@forwantofapage6059]

I love how Mark sort of apologetically explained that his sass and bravado was just for show

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

he is a wholesome boy

[@alinastark403]

999 likes!

[@samschiang]

@10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge why is Women capitalized

[@melwasabandoned6717]

Sam Chiang because we are superior

[@Kaiscoolness]

10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge He’s just a pretty wholesome dude, I don’t think it’s about gender

[@itchyybrain5264]

This guy makes cream brulé in muffin trays Never ever challenge this man

[@IvanIsYda_]

This man also owns FIVE OVENS

[@stevethea5250]

@@IvanIsYda_ which videos>?

[@IvanIsYda_]

@@stevethea5250 **gasp** you havent seen that yet? 👀

[@ItsLtime]

@@stevethea5250 Markiplier makes:creme brulé. No need to thank me

[@stevethea5250]

@@ItsLtime link thanks 🤣

[@internetperson3228]

I love how carla humored him all the way, and I love their little back and forth legal jokes

[@itsmerobyn1371]

“Mark this is where you’re suppose to compliment her back” “Why would I.. mines better”

[@Joel-tv7jw]

S A V A G E

[@Ezra-wp1oc]

S A V A G E

[@Vorexia]

I thought they meant that he should compliment her *back*.... why?

[@cherry_blooms]

S A V A G E

[@danniton9831]

@@Vorexia I thought so too lol.

[@brianhalbert3867]

When Mark gets defensive, his sociopathic tendencies really come out.

[@clarycekoonce586]

SHHH! Don't call Dark out like that. He just wants his occasional freedom.

[@limejello2882]

Sometimes reading the comments is a treat.

[@thekycklingwizard78]

“Sociopathic”? That’s so funny haha Quirky

[@clarycekoonce586]

It shows at 11:48

[@Katastr0phic_Katicorn]

@@emmelydegraaf5703 Is there a non-dickish way to correct someone to help them? If so, that's all I want to do. *choking and *basil.

[@Christmandavid10]

I swear even Marks “cocky” personality is still extremely easy to talk to

[@edwardnygma.]

OKAY FR YES

[@amandakaschaksvlogs8216]

Awww the way mark smirks at the camera and says “nuh ah.” After she says he’s competitive which is a FACT.

[@ronja2597]

@Lilly-Grace Mills starts around 6:45

[@prestonholt8803]

"Is it like choose your own adventure?" "I am not legally allowed to say that."

[@iratebeaver29]

And that is something I legitimately don't get. It obviously is, but what is the issue with it? Is the phrase trademarked, like how everybody has to call Super Bowl the big game because they can't legally say Super Bowl?

[@ArchieCooper]

@@iratebeaver29 Exactly that. "Choose your own adventure" is the exact name of a book series, which is trademarked. You can make them, you can sell them and all that, but you can't use that exact phrase in their name, or in describing them. For related fun, try looking up the trademark on "Superhero"

[@iratebeaver29]

@@ArchieCooper Thought so. Thanks for the confirm. And I'll look into that, lol.

[@OrangeC7]

@@ArchieCooper Is that trademark still running to this day? Is that why my hero academia never actually uses the word "superhero"?

[@Mrowmeowmew]

OrangeC7 no, just in Japan the word superhero isn’t really used often. It’s not as common as over here

[@BurgundyBurrito]

"How would you rate yourself as a cook?" Flashbacks to Markiplier Makes

[@sandserpent]

Nick Henrich same

[@NODnuke45]

"Scrappy" ... because everything they made ended up looking like scraps? lmao

[@intellectual_idiot7195]

Nick Henrich “I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!”

[@mjamin9124]

when he was a child... he was to poor to afford purgatory

[@justiniantbh]

Flashbacks to mashed potato bath

[@MysticSkyes]

Mark in the most monotone voice ever: I see God in my dish, I'm weeping tears of joy Me: Something tells me that's a hyperbole

[@stevethea5250]

what's a huper bowl

[@oddballentertainment9907]

Hey that rhymes

[@jebadia_mimes704]

When i read this the clip played it. Actually everytime i read something that they syay in the comments the clipe seems to follow. I think its a superpower i just discovered

[@MysticSkyes]

@@stevethea5250 A hyperbole? It's an exaggeration

[@stevethea5250]

@@MysticSkyes why he say it's a hyper bowl

[@Alison.taylor.c]

if he was with ethan and tyler he would have absolutely yelled “YOU CLOSE” when smashing the tomatoes

[@computer_juice]

He probably did and they cut it out

[@thatonealien9812]

@@computer_juice I doubt it haha he knows when it’s appropriate to joke like that

[@kaylaryals8227]

😂😂😂

[@carolineg3923]

Markiplier only knows how to cook with one hand and the other in his pocket.

[@lordofthehounds2997]

that honestly kept bothering me.

[@Snarethedrummer]

He's just really into Alanis right now

[@sorrenzz3610]

@@lordofthehounds2997 You must be bothered easily then

[@ms.rumandcoke5344]

@@lordofthehounds2997 It bother me too

[@Triggerly]

Well he's not professional and he probably can lift the pan easily with 1 hand. Can't relate cuz I don't cook :(

[@Saevustus]

She doesn't realize that she is dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS.

[@panicbeast9283]

She will turn into a popcorn

[@hesus1474]

yes

[@eathanwinters7737]

Saevustus ok, I'm sorry but I forgot about that but... YES

[@anushkapandey8588]

He's too poor to afford a 6th oven

[@starwarsfront8244]

Only real fans now 😂

[@grubbiechirp5695]

He’s literally my childhood. That voice will always give me nostalgia... so happy he hasn’t changed.

[@someonehere364]

What was he doing before? I just know him since the beginning of this year 😅

[@mataskart9894]

@@someonehere364 he's been a pretty nice youtuber since ~2012. Mostly and basically only gaming videos at the start though, he still does those, but these interesting one's are mixed in too(like Markiplier Makes etc...), and his character has barely changed over nearly a decade

[@someonehere364]

@@mataskart9894 oh ok, I knew he was a KZbinr but, because of the word "childhood", I thought he made something else before 😅

[@Whaltteri]

So you're what 8 years old?

[@introvertairways6380]

“Cut the very end off it may be dry” Mark: *chops them in half and throws away the big half

[@twothirdsstudio]

Chef: gently pulling leaves off of the basil plant Mark: *getting ready to yoink the plant out of the pot*

[@bluegrays9872]

You forgot the best part Hehehehehehehe😂

[@str4wberricake]

||-//

[@safahsmind]

nice pic.

[@user-nz4dr1sy5g]

||-//

[@lizlemon3698]

“How many turns?” “Like te-“ “ *TOO LATE* “

[@tristamay6087]

i’m surprised mark didn’t say, “YA CLOSE, YA CLOSE?!”

[@wildchillvibes9201]

XD

[@tristamay6087]

Darren Ramphal God bless you too ❤️!

[@denisedinh]

He almost did to those tomatoes

[@january1494]

I am screaming omfg can you imagine Carla’s reaction to that

[@pixelparasite829]

I'm sure he wanted to, but I think he realized that this was the not a very appropriate place to do that. 😂

[@Sarah-ug7zq]

I love how he just casually has one hand in his pocket

[@nahimgood4]

Yeah idky but it’s hot

[@umm9745]

With a knife in his hand... Looking at the camera

[@qwertydavid8070]

@@nahimgood4 ok

[@nedsbluebayou7477]

I love how she says “you can see him on a heist with markiplier” when he also has a whole KZbin channel I love that

[@alvingoooo]

She's legally obligated to say that

[@izzywoods794]

Joshua_Tyler_William_Robert_Dun_Joseph was prob in her script. He’s there to promote it. But yea it was weird to hear

[@bubblemonkeys]

@@izzywoods794 It's been out for months, why promote it now?

[@daddycloyster4896]

@@bubblemonkeys it was probably recorded back then but got it's posting date got delayed

[@bubblemonkeys]

@@daddycloyster4896 maybe

[@mastermindbastard6654]

"half a lemon should be enough." mark: *murders the whole lemon with his bare hands*

[@doodschmood]

Ok

[@alxxsv]

He was supposed to strain the seeds as well

[@Cyber_Akuma]

Huh, considering Mark's insane cooking attempts on his own channel, I never took him for a sort of low-Salt guy. He was pretty reluctant about adding salt every time.

[@shridharbiju7370]

If I remember he had a heart attack once so the doctor probably put him in a low salt diet for a while and maybe that stuck.

[@robintarket6844]

This sold for me a thought that I had years ago when I first encountered Mark: This man is fluent in hyperbole.

[@Bruh-zi8jd]

This is just a professional Markiplier Makes episode

[@alt._.f488]

~*×Crackhead×*~ couldn’t agree more with you

[@immortaljodi]

YES

[@danialshamshuddin]

You saying Markiplier Makes isn't already the peak of professionalism?

[@adumbbuglovingloser3198]

Markiplier makes the purgatory egg whatever

[@midnightmcfuzzyfists4887]

Omg I hadn’t thought about that

[@melissanoelle410]

Markiplier’s only known unit of measurement: smithereens.

[@trollingmodeactivated2500]

Smitherenic system

[@moonw0rt]

lmao

[@FishiesGoPook]

to shreds you say! lol smithereens and shreds lol

[@helenkeller1898]

Melissa Noelle you forgot one.... smitheroones

[@raystrife234]

And would categorize his cooking skills as: Scrappy

[@Faildarkness]

Mark really is an angel, I love how he clarified he was joking the entire time at the end. A lot of people tend to think that everyone knows and understand sarcasm, that's why I love Mark because he made sure to tell everyone that he was only joking! An amazing dude.

[@alissalarson3203]

"Do I need to squeeze it as hard as the lemons?" "Yes" *Mark pauses for a moment* "HUARRRGH!!" *Intensely squeezes*

[@LPGENGAR]

Mark: "just dump em all in?" Chef: "just dump them in." Mark: "that didnt seem right" Chef: "thats right."

[@Xander785]

You: quoting the video I'm just watching. Me: Yawn.

[@amordal]

dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop

[@Xander785]

@@amordal: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop" Me: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too. stop."

[@jamesl7649]

Me: Me: Me: You: Me:

[@nofanfelani6924]

This comment threads: *_full of quotes_* Me: please staph!

[@alexandravictoria]

When Mark is around Ethan he is like the more mature, guardian type of the pair, but when Mark is around anyone else he BECOMES Ethan😂

[@kaileealtman9630]

Not really. He's always been this way around others.

[@myfakenameisgus3828]

It’s just that Ethan’s craziness is to a worse level, so you don’t notice Mark’s when he’s with him.

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Alexandra lmao 🤣🤣

[@frostedflakes8432]

Lmao

[@applefff]

Lol

[@NauticalSoapGAME]

I love how innocent he looks at the beginning. That's how people lower the guard before his craziness hits ;)

[@izar8988]

I felt the fear that basil plant was feeling when markiplier grabbed and nearly killed the whole think

[@TheJavapup]

Disappointed that mark didn't mention his 5 ovens.

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Now that would be freaking fight on who has the most XD

[@TheJavapup]

@Elio Probably flexed them when he first arrived to avoid that fight.

[@bethanymorgan6113]

and that growing up he couldn't afford ANY ovens

[@switzerfamily9727]

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVE OVENS. You can just see his face light up when you think about him saying it.

[@mellaberry6353]

@@switzerfamily9727 I can almost hear him saying it. Especially the fiiiive

[@casperleedonovan6340]

Carla: "You said 'oh' like you've never heard of eggs before-" Mark: "Oh- oh no- *I was too poor to afford eggs-*"

[@firedoctor1]

His response to everything

[@Tvmm7]

“I WAS TO POOR TO AFFORD AIR-“

[@ksiu9156]

"We had a chicken but then we had to kill it for our own entertainment."

[@mtyahiro03]

This is the person who have 5 ovens...

[@wheresjasmine]

@@mtyahiro03 how times have changed

[@robertbarajas2250]

“I would encourage you with the back of your wooden spoon, to smash some of these tomatos” Mark’s Mind: *You close? You close?*

[@brandonkreber444]

“Just use like half of the lemon” Mark: screams aggressively as he squeezes in the whole lemon

[@martinleonstandup]

This was everything I hoped it would be. Loved how Carla sassed right back at Mark, no problem.

[@zeeanon9830]

she's so good at adapting to the energy the guest provides, what an amazing host

[@kyndramb7050]

He's about the same maturity as her young son, so it makes sense! Lol!

[@mstickney6612]

Mark: "I'm not LEGALLY allowed to say that!" Carla: "Ah, I am not BOUND by such RESTRICTIONS!"

[@AnGeL-xi1bs]

i want to like your comment but i see that i would have ruined something beautiful

[@sweetnuthin]

Yeah, 690 likes *nice*

[@thenacho6354]

I don't have such weakness

[@mmmtacobaguette4714]

@@thenacho6354 you were not bound by such RESTRICTIONS.

[@crashvds777]

She nailed heist with markiplier right away 😂

[@klad2860]

11:48 Mark: *Your going to the shadow realm, basil plant.*

[@madelynephinney2457]

“How would you *RATE* yourself as a cook?” “ *SCRAPPY* ”

[@abadira]

You can just TELL Carla has a son based on how she reacts to Mark lmao

[@crunchy141]

Carla: sauce Mark: soYeoCe Carla: sauce. Mark: sEiyOucE

[@KURRDA]

To be fair she definitely said sauce weird that one time lmao

[@sialamur3777]

I was looking for this comment 💀

[@WhoisMixxie]

I say it like that because he said it like that a while ago

[@dbone3356]

@@KURRDA She definately pronounced it "swace" the first time.

[@YopparaiNyanko]

@@KURRDA she is a New Yorker of italian descent

[@RemarkablyRenee]

This is hilarious. Carla: Ok now tear the swiss chard. *delicately tears one piece at a time* Mark: OK. *mashes them into a ball and tears the ball apart with his bare hands*

[@maelstrumyes3595]

The fact that she was complementing Mark and were all waiting for his turn to complement Mark: "NO"

[@doleperfection5481]

His horizontal stripe keeps throwing me off, thinking he's wearing some fancy apron with fashion straps.

[@l_.d.t]

Big oof

[@mabelpines5357]

Same

[@caffeination17]

haha ikr

[@iamstuckunderthewater7415]

Lol

[@danikapetersen8313]

Or of the shoulder apron straps

[@forceablecashew1929]

Carla: your competitive. Mark: NNNNNooooooo. Also mark: *has a breathing competition*

[@blackxsamurai981]

no comment eh

[@coolguy7288]

no comment eh

[@Verskil1412]

no comment eh

[@itzcheeze2356]

eh comment no

[@stankyratman5685]

no comment eh

[@TomatoGatcha]

the absolute chaotic energy that Mark brought to the kitchen is a great contrast to most of who are on it

[@_ktcbg3097]

Little does she know she's dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS

[@myerklamb8529]

"Is it like choose your own adventure?" "I'm not legally allowed to say that." Literally the only time in history that Mark has held his tongue on camera

[@Horst_Radish]

I half expected him to say, but yes

[@smile--]

*expected

[@MrGamelover23]

Why isn't he legally allowed to?

[@splintercat]

@@MrGamelover23 My guess would be that term is copyrighted.

[@andrester88]

@@MrGamelover23 It's just mark being cheeky about things.

[@ckgaming9721]

Mark: laughs menacingly when he hears he gets to tear the leaves off the basil plant Basil plant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@adrijansvensek6167]

😂😂😂

[@theholyegg4203]

Plz no more people like this comment, it has 420 likes

[@inalatumarianna5510]

@@theholyegg4203 too late!

[@Megasterik]

@@inalatumarianna5510 ok

[@apollomars1678]

@@theholyegg4203 at least the basil plant didnt sit on a black sofa

[@televal5204]

11:49, you can see his destructivness and intrusive thoughts lol

[@janigmatic]

Mark: *firmly grasps entire basil plant* Basil plant: I'm in danger

[@williamfalls]

Carla: "You're competitive." Mark: *has to resist the urge to debate who's the MOST non-competitive*

[@briadrowned4923]

“How do you rate yourself as a cook?” Me: *has flashbacks to every cooking video Mark has ever done* Mark: “..... scrappy....”

[@KURRDA]

it TASTES

[@TheJege12]

Just... e - e' "...scrappy"

[@shaddowsdieout]

Accurate

[@kovasm.6088]

WHO NEEDS TOOLS WHEN YOU CAN USE HANDS

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

Kiana Cameron afajsbeje I love that part of the video 😂

[@sheddyleprince7660]

"I will not break the yolk, I swear this" That face he's making while saying such impossible words

[@downloadDA]

Carla: "Sauce" (New York Accent) Mark: "Soooyeahs" Carla: "Sauce" (Neutral Accent) Mark: "Sayows"

[@AnnabeleBries]

“I know how to smash things” *flashbacks to presidential fitness test*

[@artemisbeasty196]

Don't tell Amy

[@Obot1121]

I had flashbacks to making gingerbread houses.

[@KURRDA]

can we get *10 BILLION LIKES*

[@yaelmurillo1863]

SHHH we can’t let Amy know

[@coldbloodedkiller4156]

*flashbacks to pumpkin carving with Tyler*

[@izzyolsson5269]

Markiplier: "I'm a tosser" Australians: "heheheheh..."

[@mlagv4045]

Don’t worry, this made the South Africans also raise some brows. 😂😂

[@Wraith101]

I thought he did it intentionally at first hahahaha

[@squirrel9544]

That's a British word, but we'll let you borrow it.

[@Slimegoose]

What does it mean? Is it an innuendo? English is not my first language.

[@LuxanderReal]

I'm American and even I laughed XD

[@skrautze5857]

11:50 Chef: 'just take a couple of springs' Markiplier: 'laughs with full of evil about to destroy the plant'

[@kingvalerio8221]

1:25 Mark: "I know how to smash things" 2022: Yes pokemon

[@ajaxtanner874]

pls no-

[@denisewreford9352]

Carla’s patience is as impressive as her cooking.

[@alisonwilliams1747]

Seriously. I'm being reminded of when my mum says about her driving instructing. "the worst students are the ones who THINK they know what they're doing..."

[@gg-pv3ie]

well she does have kids so shes had practice lol

[@nickz2147]

Mark was just joking around

[@Boxvoko]

@@nickz2147 Please yes, it's obvious. He does self-deprecating bravado as his persona and it's quite apparent, if you ask me!

[@Husitka]

@@Boxvoko: Exactly... And yet, every time he collabs with someone, a lot of people seem to think it's actually real and not just a bit. It's kind of frustrating, especially considering that he actually talked about it at the end.

[@winniethepootietang6152]

Carla: “smash the garlic” *Mark pulverizes garlic* Brad: “it’s technique not muscle okay gym rat”

[@arathorn867]

Let's do this again but have Brad teach Markiplier.

[@recoil53]

"Mark smash"

[@ArawnNox]

@@arathorn867 Oh god yes. Mark and Brad would be amazing.

[@s30123]

And don't forget the Brad Meta garlic alisum chemicals

[@cqdgad]

@@arathorn867 that's a great idea. brad doing this with anyone would be a sight to see! bon appetit you're sitting on gold here!

[@ashusharma5572]

7:28 i am surprised he didn't say *YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE*

[@pixelparasite829]

7:37 Mark's brain: YeAh, YoU cLoSe!?!?

[@luckygirl1able]

“Who can’t figure out how to read the numbers” *Carla has Ninja flashbacks*

[@insertname8889]

I AM UHHHH NOTALLOWED

[@Nitious]

I was like "ninja probably can't"

[@MrsMalfoy13]

@@Nitious and he cant even cut bread.

[@genericwhitekid7802]

1000th like

[@whateverppl1229]

@@MrsMalfoy13 I mean, technically... the bread was "cut"

[@pumpkinbumpkin767]

This Mark guy is funny, he should start a youtube channel

[@badger6882]

13:32 "In the, you know, sort of destroy the universe approach," she says, unaware of the magnitude that this statement will soon bring to the 2022 "In Space With Markiplier"

[@brooklyngirl89]

This video makes me realize that a lot of people don’t realize how much salt, butter, and cream really is in their food when dining out.

[@jenny9343]

Yep. I had this girl shame me for getting salt on my margarita. Yet she never cooks for herself and doesnt know theres more salt in her food than the rim of my glass

[@Fraylovesskincare]

@@jenny9343 Someone shamed you for getting salt on a margarita? Have they never gone out before?

[@jenny9343]

@@Fraylovesskincare exactly what I was thinking... she said "ooff no that's way too much sodium" after I told them they should try the margaritas.. I just looked at her like she was crazy and unreasonable.. my friend that brought her apologized afterwards because it was just a weird thing to say. And I didnt even know her. I kept enjoying my margarita and ordered another one right after.

[@homeslices3]

slap like now

[@jenny9343]

@Jackie Tearie I completely understand that but we had dinner and she got something that was wasnt low sodium.. and I dont see how anything I ordered would bother her if it's not her body.. also margaritas can be served with no salt so there was no reason for her to even make that comment.

[@NWolfsson]

"Markiplier tries to keep up with a professional chef" Me, thinking about the Markiplier Makes series: Oh no...

[@user-uj5iq1lg3d]

Good thing there was no "when I was a child I couldnt afford..."

[@AuroraSkull]

Oh *yes*

[@lucianoariasduval]

@@user-uj5iq1lg3d What do you mean? he probably made something similar to this dish over "The Brick".

[@mimikitty9829]

Rusty: “Mark this is where you compliment her back!” Mark: “... *why would I?* ”

[@finlaycandler4399]

I expected mark to end each sentence by saying: "they're almost making it too easy" *smiles at camera*

[@Liveitlarge247]

C: "so we're going to turn this up to-" M: "...smithereens"

[@shannon8687]

“I know how to smash things.” Yes, Mark, we all saw you punch a hole through your wall.

[@wearebacon6236]

NEVER TELL AMY!!!

[@krissypyne3783]

Didn't he break his finger because of that?

[@sincerelyblossom]

@@krissypyne3783 Yea, he hurt his knuckles a lot lmao

[@devonspiller2445]

When did this happen lol

[@WhistlingWillow]

When?

[@Jamie_Jewel]

“Young scrappy and hungry” is actually the perfect description for Mark as a cook

[@queerruska]

“I _really_ had to resist the temptation to yank this out by the root.”

[@thatssovenus]

I love how everytime they do the reveal Carla does a big gasp like she's so excited at how good they did. So wholesome.

[@tamhuy10]

she likes to teach

[@YvaRautier]

😂😂 that is so true

[@1danny]

She is legally obligated to do that.

[@Qwertylol]

It made me think of when my niece tells me about something that I don't care about but have to pretend it's the greatest thing ever. Or like how when my mom's cats start chattering at her and she responds back like it's the most interesting thing ever, even if it's just her cat meowing at her.

[@itsmonicalynn]

I didn’t know this guy was, and went to google him about two minutes into this video..... anddddd here I am 10 hours of dream daddy later.

[@lillypea]

I would sell my soul for markiplier

[@hanyougirl1991]

Welcome 😂

[@car0ndelet]

Hello, nice of you to join us, new fren.

[@mei_zing7270]

Welcome to the Fandom! 🤪

[@agantmaruta4014]

Welcome to our cult

[@purplepianoist88]

I love how casually she handles his energy. Also she explains things verbally so well!

[@mysticmess7]

Mark is that type of parent who questions their kids homework when his kids are asking him how to.

[@elmadicine]

carla: how would you rate yourself as a cook mark: *scrappy* me: *sees that look on mark's face * ah hah so we've got that mark today

[@reikoayano3578]

The sassy mark

[@junkyardsanta8814]

The best mark

[@gameseeker6307]

Scrappy the Auto Turret?

[@thequiettiefingbard1969]

Carla: Im not legally allowed to say Me in an instant: Brad.

[@xanderguerra8591]

At 3:10 for a split second you can see the look on her face after she realizes what she just said

[@spoderspidercow6480]

“Oh snap!” 😧

[@SarahTheGuard]

*Mark laughs evilly at the basil plant* Basil: *chuckles* _im in danger_

[@natalie-ug9uh]

carla: there’s a little adorable basil plant. we’re just gonna take a couple of sprigs. markiplier in the background: 𝗵𝗲𝗵𝗲

[@Xander785]

You: quoting the video I'm just watching. Me: Yawn.

[@ragerblade82]

@@Xander785lmao i love reading how bored you are.

[@fayless4705]

Xander Wow, nice way to repeat the same comment on every post! So creative and original!

[@Xander785]

@@fayless4705: Certainly more creative and original than simply quoting what's being said in the video you're just watching. Also I like seeing you guys liking each other's whining because somebody doesn't like your mindless comments. So cute, so sad.

[@HeyItsMaddshere]

I'd love to see Ethan do this.

[@victor3437]

I was actually going to comment this myself. I think he'd do pretty well, honestly.

[@YourSaddestDeer]

markiplier is just like one of these nice guys that just brightens your day with silly playful dialogue and i can appreciate that

[@watever1234dedoes]

Carla on every episode: okay so just add a pinch of salt Everyone on every episode: *impractical Salt Bae pinch *

[@rwaitwhat]

it's funny let us live

[@watever1234dedoes]

Lol didn't expect the like lmao

[@EggplantHarmesan]

Impractical*

[@isabellafiguerola7450]

Anika De Does right?? It’s such an old (and boring) joke

[@tobubiify]

It's getting repetitive but at least someone enjoying it i guess

[@oxybe]

"I am not bound by such restrictions." Power move by Carla.

[@roux3390]

Carla used Power Move! It's super effective!