CRYSTAL DIMITRESCU WATCHES ME WIN | Resident Evil: Village - Part 7

[@TheMouseRanReverse]

His phobia of dolls and mannequins went out the door when he realized they took the crystal Dimitrescu. That is utter respectful devotion.

[@mr.calcium8740]

A chad

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Power he can definitely respect 😏 🍑

[@messyalien5164]

The man gets what he wants!!! Even if it's five ovens and a 4 million dollar house

[@messyalien5164]

@@mr.calcium8740 I miss Chad Everyteen

[@MaxXtoxicXx]

Utter respectful power

[@timothymckane6362]

Mark when he's weaponless and alone with many dangers around him: "I'm too weak." Mark when realizing they took Crystal Dimitrescu: "Somebody's gonna die tonight"

[@bunnybro5977]

He's like John Wick, except he's the one who killed the dog in this case

[@universaldoge9909]

@NUR FATHIAH BINTI MOHD FADLI Moe havent we seen eachother before?

[@universaldoge9909]

@NUR FATHIAH BINTI MOHD FADLI Moe i remember seeing you commenting on a video and I advised you to not use your moe account cause its pratically still a school account-

[@MyNameisMessenger]

Timestamp?

[@universaldoge9909]

@NUR FATHIAH BINTI MOHD FADLI Moe bruh-

[@jeeyo1226]

Mark: afraid of dolls and extreme fear in last episode *finds out his crystalized lady was stolen* Mark: *Peace was never an option.*

[@StarkSpider24]

Doom music kicks in

[@laurenceevans6742]

I literally just read this in Joe's voice from family guy 😂😂

[@Madnessmeme]

@@laurenceevans6742 I did as well

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

The days of doom have trained him for this moment

[@joshuakim5240]

Mark: "Oh god please no, have mercy!" Donna: *evil laugh* "This was easier than i expected! You're now helpless with nothing on you! No weapons, no ammo, no money, and no treasures to even give you comfort in your final moments!" Mark: "Wait, did you say treasure?" *checks bag and sees Dimistrescu crystal gone* Donna: "Muaha-wait, why am i suddenly hearing boss music that's not my own?"

[@demonprincess9680]

I love how Mark was terrified of house Beneviento up until he realized they took his crystalized Lady Dimitriscu Suddenly it became "This bitch gonna die"

[@montythemetalman]

You see, It wasn't a horror game for Mark when he had his lady. After they took that, it became a horror game for them.

[@Asmi.]

@Jessica Albrecht yeah.

[@majobagarcia2564]

@Jessica Albrecht now that’s a phrase I hadn’t thought I’d ever hear

[@hellahazz7467]

"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me"

[@arianalussier160]

In America, it's a horror game for you when they take your most prized possession. In -Soviet Russia- Markipliers house, it's a horror game for them.

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

Donna: *steals crystal Dimitrescu* Markiplier: Somebody's going to die tonight

[@Asmi.]

Yeah.

[@kittykatkatekatlynn2478]

Best part I swear

[@tigerkite9520]

Unrelated but I love your Guardians of Ga'hoole pfp

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

Donna: Why do I hear boss music?

[@DjPon3thePonyDj]

I love Guardians of Ga'Hoole! Amazing series

[@thecrustyweeb8879]

You can get a Lady D statue after Moreau. Go back to the door that originally let you access the main lobby of the vilage and use the crank to lower down the bridge. From there use the boat to back to a part Lady D's castle inside a door you will find a lights puzzle and behind one of the doors is the holy statue of mommy.

[@carlosblanco8818]

good boy... for telling us.we will be happy to see big booba lady.

[@TomatoChan123]

Everybody like this comment, Mark needs to know this.

[@phoenixflambe3319]

It never left it though

[@_NootNoot_]

No its a statue of an entirely different woman

[@thenamelesscupcake2795]

You simps

[@GiantParfait]

Okay slightly off topic but wow, the doll maker lady was GORGEOUS Edit, Donna. Lady Donna.

[@c2e.7877]

Donna was beautiful, yes.

[@yourdad8716]

whatever floats your boat man(GENDER NEUTRAL TERM)

[@etps4444]

I agree!! I think Donna was beautiful. ^^

[@crystalwang1532]

No cuz ur absolutely correct and she should have had more screen time. She was the only Lord that didn’t experiment and murder villagers. My girl just wanted to live out her cottage core life style with her dolls and it’s super interesting that one of the boss fights 100% makes u the bad guy.

[@loki4807]

Also just realized the the musician was probably her husband

[@Mitchz95]

Chris: *breaks into Ethan's home, kills his wife, and kidnaps his child* Also Chris: "Stay out of my business, Ethan!"

[@graycola]

chris: *G O D* ethan, you always do this!

[@fuzzyhair321]

I feel pretty involved

[@Asmi.]

Yeah.

[@jahanarahgraham8003]

I was like: you mean like how you stayed out of mine by KIDNAPPING me??

[@Transformers2Fan1]

Count Dankula made a funny 5 minute video on it.

[@cupkaesnake]

Ethan: fighting to get his baby back Ethan being played by Mark: fighting to get Lady Dimitrescu back

[@goldski_]

different goals same energy

[@ayo-cj9ne]

well i mean they were fighting... obviously not for the same reasons but its the similarities that count🤝🏽

[@gemninja1197]

Both important and mean the world to them💙💙💙👏👏

[@jellyscotch1731]

Actually its dimedemidome

[@BatteryWinter]

Crazy doll : fear me Markiplier : I need to consult my beloved, *notices* the doll took Lady Dimitresco Crystal Markiplier : This is War.

[@eveelee4152]

Lol he was ready for war lol

[@Blueflag04]

He is ready for war

[@carriecubos7058]

im your 1k like

[@ChaytonRorke]

Not even a second in, he already as a vengeance. Now has to overcome his fear of manikins to save his beloved

[@wahbanger]

@@ChaytonRorke he already did when he realised the crystal was missing

[@Evrenthechevrongasstation]

Angie: *Steals the Crystalized remains of Dimitrescu AKA Mark’s Vampire mommy* Mark: So you have chosen death **Stabs her at least 12 times**

[@setinhacosta8160]

Congratulations 🎉

[@samkohlo9158]

@@setinhacosta8160 🤣

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: *Sees that he doesn’t have Crystal Dimitrescu* Mark: “And I took that personally”

[@kunoichigaming]

😂😂😂

[@garou9045]

“So I started blastin”

[@neelnarula8030]

‘This bitch gonna die’ lmao

[@that_kid_nobody_notices]

I love how Mark forgot his fear of mannequins and dolls as soon as he realized they stole Lady Dimitrescu. That's the true power of love.

[@cubicalcream6762]

The true power of *power*

[@deathman203]

Poor Amy

[@chaser_id]

Real-life nowdays evident of power of love

[@drantigon]

Don't tell Amy

[@tuckerbarber7481]

Right lol

[@ionajordon-matthews5029]

i love how he litterally saw dimitrescu turn into a disgusting fleshy dragon yet he still find her to be the most lovable thing on earth. that is commitment how the hell did this get over 1k likes?

[@acreativename7999]

He respects her pacifist

[@yuripiIIed]

shes hot in both forms

[@vi8468]

only cowards think the fleshy dragon was disgusting

[@DigiKat1]

as they say if you can't handle their worse, you don't deserve their best

[@M_Alexander]

She only got larger and more powerful

[@Mariahogle]

Mark: (looks for crystal dimitrescu) (doesnt find it) (realizes) Mark: "She took my- ..." *Where are you, you little piece of sh-*

[@PopStarLegend4365]

Donna: Thank you, Mark. 🙂 Angie: But Lady Dimitrescu is in another house! 😈 Markiplier: *battle mode activated!* 🤬

[@t3rrar1z3r]

KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT

[@joyak.951]

Other KZbinr’s playthroughs: sad that Luiza’s husband dies and kills beast to avenge his death Mark: brags about killing the beast first while calling her husband weak

[@youmakemehappy7]

He's so childish and we all love him for it 😂

[@DarkRubberDucky]

If you want emotions, go elsewhere. If you want humor in your horror, it's Markimoo for you. XD

[@HaleyGetsDistracted]

Idek who Luiza is or why I care about her husband, I just like slaying the big scary monsters LOL

[@liciniusscapula7696]

@@youmakemehappy7 *gung ho If he was childish he would've died several times already xd

[@angelsumpter9386]

@@liciniusscapula7696 I think they meant that he has a semi childish personality when he wants/allows himself to be

[@Corvustyx]

Page: “he was eaten by a giant fish, boat and all!” Mark: so, like, maybe bigger than a tuna.

[@khelpie2242]

this made me laugh so fuckin hard

[@rhyscallinan3727]

Well he does hate large masses of water

[@zirkh1609]

To be fair tunas are fucking massive fish

[@xerilaun]

perhaps

[@B0o0o0o0o0o]

Me: .... ..... Yes, Mark. Bigger than a tuna.

[@LonelySandwich]

Mark: Realizes they stole his crystal Dimetrescu Also Mark: "Lethal mode engaged. I will destroy you, this house, and your entire bloodline"

[@kat8769]

hi

[@cranecanon3043]

I will save u ma'lady

[@ryswyk5894]

painfully unfunny

[@messyalien5164]

Who do you think you are... Sam Fisher?

[@dr.doctor5099]

"I was playing nice, but you seem to have taken my kindness as a weakness and now you shall feel the consequences of your actions"

[@dylanfindley676]

I love the "Hey I killed a beast, you want it?" "Naturally"

[@PanromanticDragon]

Mark: * uncomf *

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mark when he stabs Donna in the neck: *Doesn't bat an eye* Mark when he crystalized Lady D: _I'll see you in the next life, m'lady_

[@thedapperdummy]

Who are you? Why are you on every video I see? I've seen 4 times today

[@RICH1FLOYD]

Yo Jellal I see you every where, you’re like Justin Y. I see that guy in the comment section every video on KZbin just like you.

[@thedapperdummy]

@Elite Gaming yes Donna's only 7 ft tall which isn't good enough for marks standards

[@ghostbones18]

@@thedapperdummy it’s the *power*

[@figotheanimator4883]

Who tf are you? How'd you get in ma hous? Am gonna call the polis on ye ya pure mutant

[@kayhaven4710]

Jack: Plans strategically to deal with the giant “wolf” creature. Mark: Runs at with guns a blazing!

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

Marks way of doing it seems a lot better than it was gonna look like.

[@ih8siegewhydoiplayit]

why do people keep comparing the two, like they're different people ofc they're going to play differently :/

[@Sleep_Demons]

@@ih8siegewhydoiplayit it was a joke, I think you missed it- the comment was in good fun,

[@DarkRubberDucky]

@@ih8siegewhydoiplayit because we watch both and they are both entertaining, but have different ways of playing that makes it worth watching both

[@buildingboy4196]

@@ih8siegewhydoiplayit they play a lot together, make a good combo, and are pretty similar

[@thedankgentlemann]

Mark: "gets crystal dimitrescu back." Also Mark: E X A M I N E

[@Dove_SnowLY98]

He wants to uh.. check for scratches

[@belbekstrullour4996]

God your profile picture is stunning

[@jimother8056]

He's looking respectfully

[@papakalashnik]

Enhance! *ENHANCE!*

[@agave0]

@@belbekstrullour4996 yeah he got it from a video called i wanna hear your war cry

[@BenNewtonCliveOswald]

30:23 *”If, if you take it, then the others will laugh at me…”* The others are dead, Moreau. And when alive they all laughed at you regardless.

[@hat7475]

holy shit

[@DarkstrifeQueen-v8v]

Touché

[@thatoneguy541]

Most People: "My eyes are up here." Markiplier: "Stop looking at my eyes!"

[@tran1000]

First how many subscribers I can get from this c0mment

[@Balou_560]

@@tran1000 no

[@hmmmummm2514]

Eye contact is scary, bro

[@kat8769]

@@hmmmummm2514 yeah

[@zerotalent4527]

he said stop looking at my eyes as I read that

[@enigmaticbeast4572]

Mark forgetting his fear of mannequins after remembering Lady Dimeitrescu and just being disappointed of everything is peak Markiplier energy.

[@Xylospring]

They took his Lady, so he took their lives.

[@amikindlycruel]

@@Xylospring I mean technically he took his lady-

[@WindiChilliwack]

@@amikindlycruel That's just true love, he finally gets to face his fears :D

[@Xylospring]

@@amikindlycruel Damn Right He Did.

[@Xylospring]

@@WindiChilliwack Indeed. This entire Game was an elaborate Stunt by Capcom to Help Mark. He's found Love, and that Love helped him finally Face his fears.😭

[@RecklessWyrm]

Mark as soon as he realizes they took the Crystal Dimitriscu: “This is the night bitches die”

[@lamolevi9357]

Lol

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Mark: "Ugh.. the knife takes too Loooong." Sean: "I'VE GOT SOOO MANY BULLETSS LOLOLOLOL"

[@akiramakara2062]

Previously on Markiplier: _f e a r_ This episode: *"You've dishonored m'lady, and now you **_die."_*

[@ranni_7193]

@Moon Boy ❶ no offence but shut up dont promone your mosic on a gaming video

[@lexapro.4140]

@@ranni_7193 don’t bother trying its a bot

[@ranni_7193]

@@lexapro.4140 oh makes sense lol

[@welcometothewired_cam]

@Moon Boy ❶ u get subs by making good content not begging next time don’t beg 😐

[@scarlett82o]

So I know that Lady D was like evil and stuff. But I really miss her and her castle. It just felt really, comforting.

[@LethalMonarch]

Yeah. Probably because all we had to worry about was weak zombies and big vampire goth girls, but now we have to worry about eldritch horrors

[@scrambledeggs9801]

It's the loving mom energy

[@paparampampam2240]

I miss the mountains...

[@paparampampam2240]

Come to think of it when you see the monsters its not scary anymore

[@jesseweidus1362]

@@paparampampam2240 amen

[@RayMak]

Those monsters can really take a lot of shot gun shots

[@Barderst]

Yeah just like a possum trust me

[@theobamahealthcare]

Late on a video you are

[@aphrodite9556]

@@Barderst "trust me" crying

[@amberchumacera3065]

WHY ARE U ALWAYS WHERE I GO

[@timstoffers417]

Mhm

[@jeofflikk1862]

Mark: nearly gets ripped in half by a dog Also Mark: chases it down wirh a pistol

[@gray9818]

Giant wolf attacks Mark and walks away after getting hit a few times Mark: *"We're done when I say we're done."*

[@joshuakim5240]

Mark when learning the feeling of losing crystal Dimistrescu awakened something fierce within. In the most hilarious twist of irony, he unlocked chad energy by being the biggest simp.

[@joshuakim5240]

@@vih6650 And, if you think about it, most heroes of ancient myths and legends were technically simps.

[@MoBallin]

Lady Dimitrescu: *(Chops Markipliers Hand off)* Markiplier: *Such Repsectable Power.* *N g l t h a t w a s H o t*

[@Stormyfurry]

but still NOT a masochist!!!

[@aboringredmop]

@@Stormyfurry no no no, just very ... passionate

[@owabfudol2229]

Timestamp, please?

[@tinzll]

wrong vid to comment on bub

[@MoBallin]

@@tinzll I commented this based on Markipliers "Flashbacks" or "Good memories" he had with Lady dimitrescu dimmadome

[@addiej9630]

i will never get over how Mark refuses to leave Lady Dimistrescu out of his thumbnails for the series

[@blobb190]

i just noticed that lol

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

Just wait until the crystal starts popping up in non-RE videos

[@blaketaylor2499]

Didn’t even notice till you said it

[@maiquanghuy8807]

Moreau: "If you take it then the others will laugh at me" Ethan: "Yeah the others are dead"

[@loki4807]

Except Hisenberg.

[@not_entirely_sane1144]

Someone should get mark a real statue of lady Dimitrescu’s crystal torso and send it to him, I would love to see that reaction lmao

[@artonomousr6623]

I want one and this comment needs many much more likes, goddamn it.

[@slumpqueen7678]

I want one for myself! I looked and no one has made it yet 😭

[@babslau7477]

Yeah somebody should make it, or resident evil should make one and sell it. That’s going to be fantastic!

[@slumpqueen7678]

@@babslau7477 I’m sure someone out there could make a 3D print of it and paint it. I think that would be awesome

[@slumpqueen7678]

@@babslau7477 I’d honestly buy all of the bosses figurines

[@locomotivefaox]

The doll thing be like “how am I meant to scare this dude? He’s lugging around a corpse and kisses it every five minutes.”

[@Jarock316]

Forgetting she took everything he had and sent that monstrous baby after him in the last episode.

[@Emo.Squidward3]

She doesnt scare him, he scares her

[@DesolateLavender]

"A giant fish ate him, boat and all!" Mark: *I didn't think it'd be that big.*

[@snowy_fnbro8466]

haha fr

[@ryder539]

Re4 players. First time

[@nicozavala5136]

it's funny he got scared of the little fish right after he saw the big fish

[@branemadic4860]

"HEY I TOOK THE BEAST DO YOU WANT IT?" duke:Natrualy 18:12

[@roastytoasty4350]

18:14

[@brayson6889]

Mark: “You guys take up too many bullets, I’m never going to be able to...” *proceeds to shoot random pig that wasn’t a threat 😂

[@brianollivier]

Also Mark: *Blows up sludge with Grenade Launcher instead of easily knifing it* "I'm a genius."

[@haleyhope123]

And then he only picks up one of the pigs meat 😫

[@umcThunder72]

@@brianollivier tbf the game sets a precedent that explosives are used to clear pathways with the half broken walls in the castle

[@Luxray2000]

Duke is such a badass that he breaks the fourth wall and answers Marks questions

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

He indeed looks like he could break four walls.

[@emilyjeffri]

@@wingardiumlachancla9078 BAHAHHVFGB

[@eieiojklf712]

I love how the second Mark realized that the doll had stolen his Lady Dimitrescu crystal, he went from visible fear and dreading this to *"Oh, this bitch gon DIE."*

[@nickbhagatram2482]

Mark: "You TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME" Every other enemy: "I don't even know what this rock is"

[@jeffbarry3881]

All the scariest of protagonists have similar beginnings. Batman: They killed his parents John Wick: They killed his dog Goku: They we’re attacking Earth Mark: They took his crystallized remains of his 9 foot tall vampire mommy

[@-ermipearl-6206]

Understandable

[@korarobertson1135]

@@KitchenWitchery I bet you’re fun at parties

[@thesultanofswing8706]

@@KitchenWitchery Here's a correction for you. NO ONE CARRRRRRES

[@NoctuaHD]

@@KitchenWitchery 18:37

[@mel6938]

and we dont blame them not one bit😩🤚

[@13supernaturalfan13]

Mark to Duke: "Hey, I killed a beast do you want it Duke: "Naturally" Mark: O.O

[@dilucslefttoe7976]

It was worth it to scroll to finally find that one comment.

[@sambarrett744]

@@dilucslefttoe7976 me after anything I find funny hahah

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Lady Dimitrescu watches me win!" Also Mark: *is in complete denial over her death*

[@testing85]

Her essence is still alive within the crystal

[@SamusV4]

He's like a widower at this point.

[@gothgirlfriend713]

mark's insistence on his pronunciation of "dimitrescu" cracks me up every time

[@PanromanticDragon]

It’s a little funny but my brain just…gets so infuriated. He kept asking why she was angry at him and I got SO UPSET. I know I shouldn’t but just…Jesus fucking Christ

[@nat-coffeebat]

and he's correct in it. it IS the right romanian pronounciation. it's capcom that fucked up.

[@comradecameron3726]

@@PanromanticDragon that’s you problem.

[@hamzterhero]

The awkward pause when Moreau sees Ethan and Ethan be like "Aight, imma head out" gets me every time.

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Lady Dimitrescu is with me wherever I go” Me: *Imagining Mark dragging a 9ft corpse everywhere*

[@ethanw1945]

imagine trying to get that through the door

[@michaelupton499]

Mark would be the type of guy to get so swole just to carry Lady Dimitrescu around, he's that much of a simp

[@mhplayer]

Also can we talk about the doll carrying the 9th tall statue out of his pocket without him noticing?

[@connormcinerney7503]

@@michaelupton499 Now _that's_ some respectable power

[@blackstar1696]

I can see that

[@jirinee8796]

The anger in his eyes as he recalled they took HIS Crystal Dmitrescu😂

[@rkwahisnowonyoutube4132]

Mark: mostly scared *realises they took his lady D statue* Also Mark: begins to intensely try to kill whoever took it Someone takes Rose->no stress Someone takes lady D->simp stress

[@MsMoonDragoon]

Mark: I killed a beast, you want it? Duke: Naturally Mark: 👁👄👁

[@glint3924]

Perfectly timed

[@ikitclaw8969]

What do you think he does with the crystal stuff

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Lmao yeah that was great

[@barelyfunctioning1336]

That was my reaction too lol

[@silkswitch]

The duke is one of my favorite characters for some reason I just thought of sans and realized some stuff

[@swed4490]

One thing i realized is that you aren’t chasing Angie and stabbing her with the scissors. You’re running after Donna brutally stabbing her in a blind rage while she’s trying to hide.

[@knightngale9085]

True. But she is the one hypnotizing Ethan, so... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes xD

[@SerinitySack]

Let’s be honest, Ethan was probably gonna kill her regardless whether it was because he wanted to or just because she was in his way.

[@midgematic8659]

Donna isnt doing herself any favors laughing and goading Ethan lmfao. It would’ve been a lot more impactful if she was running and hiding while begging Ethan to not kill her and yet Ethan still doing it

[@knightngale9085]

There’s also documents that you could find later in the game - written by Miranda - that Donna was deemed an unfit vessel because of her mental issues and childishness.

[@nikkis.2066]

Donna is, from what I gather, emotionally stunted and prob still like a child, hence why she wants to play hide & seek and won't let Ethan leave

[@unknownedleaf]

“they took my daughter” ❌ “they took my crystal dimitrescu” ✅

[@Kat_Silvertongue]

Yep flawless logic

[@lagoplayz8994]

Instant murderous instincts activate

[@kenesys8713]

@@Kat_Silvertongue I hope you keep your obsession with Undertale a secret in real life.

[@Kat_Silvertongue]

Why should I ?

[@alacartewithalex]

Priorities

[@romancapulus5577]

Lady Beneviento: *Takes Crystal Dimitrescu* Mark: *John Wick mode activated*

[@loki4807]

Mark is no Baba Yaga, he is however a king who will destroy anyone who has the crystalized remains of his 9 ft tall vampire dommy mommy.

[@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778]

*"She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.”* -Marks obsession with Dimitrescu’s corpse in a nutshell

[@1tsJustKetchup]

pretty sure he's crazier FOR her though lol

[@brechtdelaet6495]

lol did you just quote the suicide squad?

[@TiredHumanBeing]

Never would I think I'd ever see a Suicide Squad quote on Markiplier video, you know what? You do you. Lmao

[@mlg445]

@@TiredHumanBeing it just works

[@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778]

@@TiredHumanBeing Oh don't me wrong I truly despise that movie but that line is worth a good ironic chuckle and felt like it would work here

[@pingvinopitrenas]

mark:**tries to consult lady dimitrescu’s crystal** the crystal: **stolen** mark: this means war

[@michaelupton499]

The best part is, when he reunites with Dimitrescu, he zooms in on her crotch first for a good 5 seconds, and then looks at her face.

[@alroyred576]

Someone should really make a real-life "Crystal Dimitrescu" statue and gift it to Mark. That way she will forever stay alive in his heart...

[@LadyCartoonCritic]

oh yes!! somone plz lol

[@cylelance4307]

I'm willing to pay someone to model the crystal statue so I can print it 😂 someone make this happen 🤔

[@klillym1461]

Oh that's a really good idea!!

[@narratornavigatorstoryteller]

@@cylelance4307 dude second i get modeling program i'll do it for free, i need to see his reaction

[@bungerimpact]

A body pillow would be more lightweight, easier to make AND he could bring her basically everywhere since she'd be easier to "manipulate" lmfao

[@Inno4138]

Weird doll thing: Everything would be better if Rose wasn’t born! The only sane person here: Fucking monster! Mark, just standing in the corner: *Okay, cool.*

[@rebeccacaranza3737]

Thats Annabelle's ugly sister my friend

[@androgynousbadassvillain]

"Heisenberg is the most dangerous" *Ethan Winters literally escapes without dying or major injuries* *Gets his hand cut off at Castle Dimitrescu* Ah yes most dangerous.

[@lilscenechick1995]

Oh you'll see.

[@foolishdonut]

Mark purposely got hurt at the castle cause he wanted to feel the power of his lady.

[@androgynousbadassvillain]

@@foolishdonut it's not a sexual thing.... IT'S ABOUT POWER... ok maybe it's a sexual thing. -Mark 2021

[@sepehradonis6959]

Heisenberg was the only smart and mentally capable one. That's why Miranda scared him so much that she had to get help from Ethan and chris (indirectly) to destroy him

[@devinsanderson9483]

@@sepehradonis6959 Heisenberg was a fucking child

[@silverauron7850]

Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the fact that Mark's love for his mistress is so strong that it _overrode_ his fear of manequins?

[@dragonborn2718]

Losing her probably scared him more lol

[@sarahmcdonald4787]

True love cures all

[@universalpower419]

It's not love, it's guilt for killing her.

[@booboes0141]

@@universalpower419 it's also.. love

[@sarahmcdonald4787]

@@universalpower419 ......are you joking?.... H-have you not been watching this whole time?..... ITS LOVE

[@mrmoonman4552]

Mark entering the doll house: *terrified* Mark realizing Angie took his crystal dimitrescu: *BREATHES IN RIP AND TEAR*

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

It wouldn't end until it was done

[@squidsquiddly5970]

Mark: "Gives man fish" Man: "Gives Mark $" Mark: "This Bitch STOLE MY FISH!"

[@virginiacarver7871]

I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂 thankyou

[@serenasirius5758]

Angie: *steals Ethan's daughter's legs* Mark: Angie: *steals Lady Dimitrescu's crystal* Mark: "I see you've chosen death"

[@kunoichigaming]

Right! 😂

[@zachnado69]

i love this

[@anandrajg5338]

Time stamp for when donna takes it please?

[@pastelfluff5131]

@@anandrajg5338 it’s never shown- Miranda entrusted the legs to Donna before this

[@ryndoesathing4183]

@@anandrajg5338 there is no visual stealing, in the last episode she took all of Ethan's stuff. Mark only realizes in this video that The Lady was also taken

[@alexis8500]

Felix: *just wants fish* Sean: *trying to get all the treasure* Mark: “SHE’S WITH ME WHEREVER I GO!”

[@lil_mahina4447]

A Swed, a leprechaun, and a simp lol

[@jimboringo9958]

Also mark: *I must slaughter all chickens on earth*

[@laradanan3411]

@@jimboringo9958 but he felt bad about it afterwards when he looked at all the chicken’s friends in the eyes🥺

[@ilovebugs1027]

whos felix whats their channel

[@michaelnahrilas4679]

@@ilovebugs1027 Pewds. AKA PewDiePie.

[@airmel0n]

- He-hey I killed the beast, u want it? - Naturally. - ...I don't like it that u actually answered my question.

[@raidomani]

8:13

[@user-jl7nf2rk7e]

18:13

[@raidomani]

@@user-jl7nf2rk7e aw shit im an idiot

[@chelseaobereroberer16]

Lol my fave part

[@nathanallingham9014]

Perfect coincidental timing that does make it more horrifying as well as funny.

[@hydradarknight9100]

I love how marks face lit up when he found the grenadine launcher

[@CrzndlSndr]

Cherry flavored bullets are nothing to sneeze at

[@goofballcartoonist7848]

@@CrzndlSndr google says it's pomegranate flavoured, actually.

[@loki4807]

@@goofballcartoonist7848 What the Helheim are you people talking about?

[@aster8864]

Chris telling Ethan he's out of his depth after Ethan has killed two bosses and lost half a hand is kind of ridiculous.

[@missgoldheart]

I get so offended for Ethan when Chris says that. Like, dude you know what this guy's been through 🤣😂😂

[@incognitoburrito6020]

@@missgoldheart To be fair, at least a third of what Ethan's been through could've been mitigated if he were a little less dumb in this game. Ethan, my man... just stop talking. Please.

[@imanrustemkyzy977]

@@incognitoburrito6020 how tho? He could just abandon baby?

[@sparten593]

half a hand? he lost a WHOLE hand and just glued it back on

[@saracecchinelli3740]

I'm sorry, English is not my first language: could you explain to me what does "out of his depth" means? Thanks you lots :)

[@eggben5610]

That doll section barely lasted 3 minutes as soon as Mark found out they took Lady D’s corpse lol

[@grimreefer9324]

I love how Ethan's first instinct when getting bit by a freaky doll is "Fuck this thing!" and stabbing at it with scissors

[@wuzzzy2354]

I mean hey. It’s a 3 foot demonic doll

[@luisgay5897]

Who wouldn't?

[@milkgxng]

where did he get the scissors i missed it but also like he had a knife that works on apparently everything (regular knife not the ornate one) so like what. I like the scissors better but he could have totally done that at any time with the knife apparently.

[@wuzzzy2354]

@@luisgay5897 exactly

[@smartin7138]

@toast All his weapons were taken from him when he entered the house. He took the scissors from a doll.

[@cocoaroadto3007]

Duke: good day then! Mark: *Y E A H , Y O U T O O B E T C H.*

[@roastytoasty4350]

Why is he so mean to The Duke?!

[@SenterSen]

Lady Dimitrescu: *Defeated* Mark: Oh don't worry, she went on a vacation

[@1tsJustKetchup]

a permanent vacation in the afterlife

[@DarkstrifeQueen-v8v]

And now he’s dealing with the five stages of grief and heartbreak that she’s not coming back.

[@kaylab.296]

Letter: “the fish ate our friend and boat in one bite” Mark: *sees fish* I didn’t expect it to be THAT big!

[@silvereaglestudios]

Maybe he was thinking of that little glowing fish that ate the anglerfish in Finding Nemo.

[@frozeneevee]

Kinda funny how Mark goes from scared and nervous to fighting without any fear when he finds out that the doll stole the crystal Dimitrescu.

[@kunoichigaming]

Ikr I love it 😂

[@AmandaCakez]

Get yourself a man that loves you the way Mark loves Lady Dimitrescu ✨

[@just_jmello1479]

Mark in episode 6: oh please save me I can't- I can see what happens next and I don't like it Mark in episode 7 realizing the crystal of lady Dimitrescu is gone: someone's bouta die today

[@Xirenx]

W

[@renamon5658]

Doona and Angie took crystal dimitrescu from Markiplier Markiplier: so you chosen death

[@No.1_Clover]

exactly how it went

[@wahbanger]

His fear : Aight imma head out

[@shoken4421]

Mark :its time to consult mommy dom-wait she's gone! *grabs scissors with murderers intent*

[@katviolet]

*jar of severed child rises up* “ROSEEEEE!”

[@kaslanaworld4746]

The duke answering him naturally in that perfect timing is scary

[@martinmarkov9707]

Games that use your mic input, am i right?

[@colbycatoe3948]

@@martinmarkov9707 not this one sadly

[@v0780]

@@martinmarkov9707 wrong tho

[@manntan22]

Time stamp?

[@ZeldaLore]

@@manntan22 18:13

[@lilmissfires]

Luthier: Person who makes stringed instruments Markiplier: Man who walks around with low health but is NOT a masochist.

[@loopyiguana8947]

The doll part ended way quicker than I expected

[@chelseaobereroberer16]

Right? It was the scariest section of the game for me but when all I had to do was stab Angie a few times, couldn’t believe how easy that was. That puzzle with the mannequin did take me a while tho

[@midgematic8659]

I agree, I’m really disappointed. It wouldve been cooler if the dolls grabbed Ethan or tried to keep him away from Angie somehow so it felt a little more like a fight than just running from point A to B and repeat

[@alanabillybobit7171]

I wanna know what happened to that creepy glob blob from the last ep... is it still in the basement or was it not real?

[@yutisima]

@@alanabillybobit7171 it's safe to assume everything about that house was an illusion, as well as him losing his stuff

[@MephistoGaming-zx3qh]

@@midgematic8659 They actually do start attacking you and all if you take too long to find Angie, plus not to mention there is a challenge where you have to beat her in a minute forty (fastest ive managed was 1:42 and the biggest part of that is the RNG of her hiding spots)

[@matthewroddick9737]

It's amazing how Mark's love for Dimitrescu overpowered his fear of mannequins.

[@williamfalls]

Watch Mark unlock a secret ending where he and Lady Dimitrescu live happily ever after in her castle.

[@_-_FARHANALI]

Mark is a masochist So the secret ending would be that lady dimetrescu crushes ethan's head with her thighs

[@messyalien5164]

Simp mode...... *ACTIVATE!!!!*

[@robertcotton9787]

Not a thing.

[@hugbug6517]

@@_-_FARHANALI Or death by snu snu

[@simren7286]

It's the ending we all want but can never have 😔

[@Berwulfus]

Mark: "hey I killed a beast you want it" Duke: *answers "naturally" in real time* Mark: *CONFUSION*

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Just imagine games in the future where every NPCs independently respond to whatever you're saying through the mic and gathers data to remember you in the most natural way. Like if you're playing without the mic, they'll think you're mute.

[@Berwulfus]

@@johncarlofernandez2698 nah not future man i think some game already manages to do that today lol

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

@@Berwulfus I mean like cleverbot Evie but in a quantity of GTA 5 NPCs

[@Berwulfus]

@@johncarlofernandez2698 that's gonna take up bigass resources, might be better off having a cloud based storage for that

[@MrLoverman7134]

Oh my God having that in VR games would actually be like you're in the game

[@empire-classfirenationbatt2691]

Imagine if Ethan just took Rose's jar and left snot man without saying "I'LL JUST BE TAKING THIS".

[@ranizza_]

Could've saved so much time

[@awebtoonreader4979]

I know right!!!

[@redrobsanthem9206]

Wouldn’t have to bust my ass defeating him with so little ammo

[@Oblivitana]

I kinda feel bad for moreou he just wanted mother Miranda’s love

[@Krystabit]

Markiplier last episode: *frightened of absolutely everything, paranoid as hell* Markiplier after realizing this bitch stole his waifu: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@BEEMINSMEEMEN]

I honestly feel bad for Moreau. He just wishes the others wouldn’t laugh at him and just wanted to be mother’s favorite

[@rollyP01]

I thought he was bullshitting lol

[@Dove_SnowLY98]

Same 😔

[@crush3crush699]

True, plus he used to be a normal guy. he was mutated.

[@skooz9462]

I felt bad for him to :(

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

I really feel bad for Donna. She really feels like she was manipulated the most of the 4. She just wanted to be alone with her dolls, but Miranda came and fucked everything up

[@alexuz93]

I’m a little disappointed in how House Beneviento ended. It was terrifying throughout the segment, but then ended with hide and seek.

[@alexuz93]

@annie swirl Yeah if it was more than just find me and then stab me...like make it actually scary at least. I get the childish game because she is a doll, but it was so underwhelming lol.

[@identity9590]

@@alexuz93 but it's to do with the fact that Donna herself was never able to be more than a child since she was basically alone since she was young. So honestly it's the perfect conclusion lore wise in my opinion

[@alexuz93]

@@identity9590 Yeah, I get that. I said I understood the hide and seek because its childish and thats her niche, but I just wished it was scarier. Children's games can be made scary but this just fell flat for me.

[@The_pastalavista]

Yeah I’m a little disappointed that Angie just up and died after a few stabs, there’s nothing wrong with horror hide and seek and I get that she was just a child but I wish that she didn’t just….die by stabby a few times

[@joetaylor8602]

In fairness, the dolls progressively get more and more manic until they eventually attack you. Makes it way more stressful but Mark just never realised

[@jellybumfruitcakes]

Chris: Stay away Ethan, you're out of your depth... Ethan: I just killed two leading members and 3 crazy bug-vampire ladies...are you kidding me?!

[@artsysabs]

Yeah and I like how he calls him a civilian... not exactly some random civilian at this point

[@ThatGuyfromBrazil]

Chris: Yeah, well, when you kill a giant crab spider, a huge humanoid tentacle monster, giant flesh flowers and the Baker you let escape, you come to me.

[@aheedehee6290]

"You stay out of our business!!!" Ethan: "???? But _you_ kidnapped _me???"_

[@ichiban_co.]

Leon: amateurs

[@DarkRubberDucky]

Chris: gives a guy military training after he single handedly took out a mold infestation. Also Chris: YOURE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!

[@mattcalyandream4337]

mark: “there’s a lot more dolls” *walks into a room full of dolls*

[@edmontronic4422]

I like how Mark is more concerned about losing Crystal Dimitrescu than Rose's ''jar's''

[@biggieb.4843]

wait a minute... JARS?! *oh no*

[@afloofyvixen9514]

@@biggieb.4843 Jarate!?

[@professordoungut]

The fact mark is doing a majority of this with the tiny gun and knife is impressive as hell wtf

[@raylopez9217]

You must be new around. He killed a mutated Nemesis basically with a knife too

[@tayloradams3993]

He's defeated a boss fight that he was supposed to use explosives on with the last bit of pistol ammo and his knife

[@unlikejay0]

Oh nah thats normal in the RE: series.

[@moviehermit5631]

And then he uses the explosive rounds to clear out the sludge that can be taken down with a knife/handgun/shotgun

[@PaulFJarnes]

He killed Mr. X with a pistol and Nemesis with a knife. It's basically a trademark now...

[@matthewpinner9419]

last episode: "internal and external screaming and traumatic horrors" the start of this episode: "HEAVY METAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES"

[@lokishadownerd]

"I didn't think the fish would be THAt big" Mark... it ate a boat

[@lunaoak6741]

I think it’s worth noting that Chris tried to save Ethan’s life when he pushed him out of the way of the big fish

[@toiletball8420]

Yes

[@aster8864]

True I think he'd like to keep him alive but refusing to give an explanation to Ethan at this point is really dumb.

[@dfmrcv862]

@@aster8864 I think he excuses it later on as them not being sure if Ethan was infected or not, but... yeah... you'd think that by THIS point he'd at least say "Dude, take it easy, your wife is fine."

[@ParadoxicWasHere]

@@dfmrcv862 he didn't know his wife was fine - there's an argument to be made that an enraged Ethan is better than a mourning Ethan

[@dfmrcv862]

@@ParadoxicWasHere Oh right! He didn't know where she was until he found her.

[@Omnomnomfish]

Mark being angrier about losing the crystallized body of the demon who tried to eat him than the tiny creepy doll trying to kill him is hilarious

[@Xylospring]

And he fights the Doll without Much fear. Thats true love.

[@gastonfourt5363]

Tbh, the jokes of mark x dimitresc and mark's simpingness being love, is starting to get rly annoying ever since episode 2. That ain't the manly mark, that's the non manly mark. His simpingness is overshadowing his manliness

[@Blue-ux4sk]

@@gastonfourt5363 oh booo ,

[@Charlie-yv3ib]

@@gastonfourt5363 whatever will we do without manliness- the world will end and crash and burn and nothing will recover ever again

[@pray4pie]

“You stay out of our business, Ethan!” SAYS THE GUY WHO DRAGGED HIM INTO IT

[@abelardodelatorresolis3966]

It would be comprehensible if Ethan just whent guns blazing on them, they'd earned that for not informing Ethan of what was happening.

[@psuedo_levi]

@@abelardodelatorresolis3966 fr, i hope that big ass fish had a great dinner, cause Chris was really pissing me off 😤

[@danielraimundo2978]

Technically it was an accident and Ethan started to look and wonder through the forest? He wasnt dragged into it. Ethan went full daddy Doom mode

[@genova4578]

I literally yelled out loud for them to Shut Up when he was all "Your out of your depth Ethan"

[@thorhammer7544]

Chris is mah Hero from All RE series!

[@magicdreemurr3771]

Mark: *Happy to get Dimitrescu back* Me: *Sad that Donna was the one he was stabbing over Angie*