Someone Wrote a Book About Me... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!

Title says it all! Ethan bought me this book as a gift and what a surprise it was to find a biography of my entire life and KZbin career in book form! Let's take a look at it, shall we?
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[@Jmlef2002]

When he said “people were shocked that I looked Asian, people are still shocked to this day that I look Asian. Don’t know why that is. Maybe it’s cause I am?” I LOST it, the level of passive aggressiveness in this video is perfect

[@Ruskah0307]

I thought he was American

[@tweed8124]

@@Ruskah0307 I believe he is half American and Korean.

[@VirgoVeg]

garybardy german and korean

[@Wysperr]

.....Y'all, American isn't an ethnicity lol. It's a nationality xD He's German/Korean.

[@tweed8124]

@@Wysperr True haha

[@alexhancu969]

Ah, yes, the two genders: teenager and gamer.

[@spadedonkey7917]

Don’t forget transgamer

[@Karaboo7]

What about the non-binary teenage gamers?

[@bignicotine]

Teensgamer

[@jamiestories4971]

Kara Nelson I am dat

[@wesleyrussell6670]

It's taken along time and a lot of courage but im ready to come out... I now identify as a gamer

[@messiesttacos]

5:16 “I don’t think I could get my entire fan base to do something.” *Meanwhile later on his fan base gets his podcast to the top of the chart for an only fans from mark*

[@elirayzor]

In that case though we got a reward, and HOOH BOY a reward it was

[@elirayzor]

7:24 I just love the fact that he writes down every single detail of when and where mark was born, down to the specific hospital And then follows it with "he was a BIG BABY"

[@MrCarolina888]

"If I tell you to type the letter B-" *Goes to type E* "Continues to listen" HE'S A PSYCHIC

[@OwO-kd3hb]

E

[@sonicboi9187]

That was the same thing I thought 😂

[@cnidar1a]

big brain time EE EE EE EEEEEE EE EE EE EE EEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BB BB BB BBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBB BB BB BB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[@ThatOnePaperBag]

B

[@aaqka]

🅾️

[@therealnapoleondynamite5271]

“People look surprised that I’m Asian. Maybe it’s because I am.” I can’t 😂😂

[@Coltbayless0607]

TheReal NapoleonDynamite thought he was koririan

[@estelasayeed5608]

TMD wizard are you dumb?

[@appleslices7216]

@@Coltbayless0607 But... Koreans... okay.

[@justcallmesatan]

Apple Slices LMFAO

[@spice_cake]

i thought he was american

[@loveablestranger]

im watching this two years later and im in the moment he is saying he doesnt have much influence on us but two years from now you need to see what people are willing to do for your onlyfans....

[@brunocox2664]

facts

[@saturnstulips]

true

[@zkillerc2455]

yea dude he crashed the goddamn website

[@concept5631]

Markiplier Onlyfans was a moment.

[@minecraftstuffs]

they went nuts on it lmao

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

I love how Mark (who’s genuinely humble, I know) is always like, “I don’t think I could get people to do anything,” except when he actually wants something, then he ruthlessly calls us to arms.

[@gaysnake8160]

"he was diagnosed with mild adhd" mark: wrong, its not mild that was funny for some reason to me

[@cheesemix11]

hiuhhjhuuh

[@glassphoenix9095]

it was the stuttering through reading the sentence for me. peak adhd moment

[@AngelWingsYT]

honesty

[@croc_moat2327]

Maybe cuz it's true and relatable lmao

[@oc-1191]

i love gay snakes

[@seamusroryorion8192]

"i am not influential", he says as he continues to run a cult about imminent death

[@King-bl8oe]

B

[@bunnytriestoanimateyt]

Seamus Rory Orion b

[@yeetusmcteetus]

Bruh B

[@INMARIPROJECT]

E

[@Sugatonin]

B

[@annieboo0428]

Rewatching old videos at random and this just made me laugh. Then: "I don't think I could tell anyone in my fanbase to specifically do anything" Now: "get my podcasts to the top charts and buy tickets to my mom's documentary!" Done! Wow.. that was fast". "Everyone send me your Universal Time right now! I have no reason!" Done! Just a few of things he has told his fans to do recently and they immediately obeyed with zero questions. Like it or not, he wields a lot of power. Cult like power. 😂

[@Mlssoup]

2:43 As an Argentinian kid I grew up mostly with Germán (HolaSoyGerman/Juegagerman) and Rubius so its wholesome that my favorite youtuber as a teenager mentions them, tho its from some years ago I'd love to see them together in a colab or smt 💕

[@lemonnitrate3050]

This book just screams middle shelf at the scholastic book fair

[@jackcooper7247]

I am your 69th official like at this moment

[@lemonnitrate3050]

@@jackcooper7247 Jokes on you, I’m the 70th

[@jackcooper7247]

@@lemonnitrate3050 oof, I might unlike this comment to get back to 69

[@prowlinality]

you're unbelievably correct

[@tropicalsadness2407]

You've reawakened feelings I've long since forgotten.

[@andydabeast6045]

Markiplier: "My fans will type E just to spite me" His fans: "Well, now I'm not doing it"

[@fallenangel_6067]

FACTS 😂😂

[@NightMeteor21]

Exactly now we’re using every other letter

[@the3glendennings]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE E E EEEEEEEEEEEEE E E EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@mouseypenalternative]

E

[@therealcupute]

Meanwhile E

[@Spiritseekerx68]

I couldn't be in Mark's shoes here if someone wrote a book about me. I'd either get angry about wrong information or creeped out by correct information.

[@danknightk6987]

and he is now using this thumbnail in every video truly a legendary moment

[@the_little_mexican9228]

Mark: "I'm not influential" Also Mark: _creates what is basically a cult_

[@kellensworkshop1290]

Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus

[@shadowfoxy9591]

Unus Annus, UNUS ANNUS

[@ShadowFox45]

Unus annus UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!

[@emmam1282]

𝘜𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝗠𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶

[@a_lonely_wytch3550]

UNNUS ANNUS! Memento Mori

[@ScientistCat]

Mark, I’d never type ‘E’ if you asked me to type ‘B’. I would type ‘F” instead.

[@sc0ut50ut7]

F

[@allwaysasnipergames7424]

F in the chat

[@insolizzz]

F

[@memecitizen3045]

F

[@SN1P3x]

F

[@gavinfarr9381]

5:17 Rewatching this in the era after Mark rallied his entire fan base to skyrocket his podcast ratings in exchange for tasteful pics is hilarious. I’d say that’s another point in the correct column.

[@sebastian.ball_s]

10:27 i’m so glad mark said this and i feel like i sound ridiculous when i make jokes about this but currently in 2023 it’s been 4 years since my father died and tbh i got over it in like 3 months(/j) and i have people like say that they’re sorry and that it must be so hard for me and in my head i want to say SO bad “dude that was 4 years ago i’m over it” and like i’m not mad that people have empathy but it’s clear you don’t understand i’m not STILL grieving like i’m not still standing over his dead body just calm down a little

[@delusionaldogz]

so.. you're mad people care for you? 😭my dad died 6 years ago and yet i still appreciate any kind words my way, yknow why? its alot better than them trashing my dad or making jokes about it

[@DarkDemon259]

You can tell that it's an inaccurate tale of his life because it fails to mention that when Mark was a child, he was too poor to afford a life.

[@whereami2906]

As a child he couldn't afford oxygen. Or even the lungs to breathe.

[@Glorybemine]

He would sit in the corner, look at you and smile.

[@jaybonn5973]

As he mentions. Constantly. Like every other Unus Annus video XD

[@the9of741]

@@whereami2906 he couldn't even afford but 2 brain cells. (Sorry Mark you darn beautiful thing)

[@dimasarya8815]

Yas whet uhmblesde gosd harn it cika balyt guud bee baaaaa

[@Chewie-]

quick facts about markiplier: he is over 1 year old he is made from at least 2 atoms he has counted to at least one he has taken at least one step

[@AmIsChill]

I- you know what i can't complain with that lol

[@wdecently7150]

Wrong, he took at most 100,000 steps

[@caringancoystopitum4224]

You forgot some facts: He breaths He is alive He is human He eats food, that is edible for humans He sleeps occasionally

[@wdecently7150]

@@caringancoystopitum4224 Markiplier is not human

[@caringancoystopitum4224]

@@wdecently7150 Correction: He probably breaths He appears to be human He looks alive Better? xD

[@pinkyphoto]

okay but the "like button" bit where the like button even glowed at 17:09 was SO cool and then Lixian's editing bit right after omg.. lets just say, I definitely liked this video

[@kayleighshaw21]

I'm SO glad he did become a youtuber. My life is so much better for it. August this year will be my 10th anniversary of watching him, I'm forever grateful for him 🥰

[@kayleighshaw21]

Oh no 13:12 got me really crying 😭

[@araamahasla555]

"I'm not thriving" - The Man-Who-Owns-Five-Ovens

[@midnight_matter8707]

He may even get a sixth...

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

@@menmonstersmachines hol up

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

What is the difference between the food and human oven

[@atlasdgen]

@@menmonstersmachines food? It's pronounced as toast..

[@chazadamson9566]

@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 The human oven has to be imported directly from Germany, we all know they have had the best tech for that since the 1940s

[@spcwild]

mark "if i said to type "b" they would type "e" just to spite me" me: B... just to spite you for thinking i'd spite you.

[@pedronorte6594]

noice

[@Saturn_XIII]

And down the endless paradox we go...

[@phobia7786]

ill do u one better.....be

[@mashymallow1242]

Half the comments would type E. The other half would type B to blow.

[@extra692]

@@phobia7786 bee...

[@samuelpolk1248]

I just now realized that this is where one of the faces he uses in his thumbnails came from. Mark is a master of face work... or something

[@sydalyssawatson2839]

I've been writing A Heist with Markiplier into a book since it came out. I wanted to write it as a personal project bc I've always wanted to write a Choose Your Own Adventure style book + I thought this would be good practice. I would never publish or sell it in any form claiming it was my own since it's not my original story, lol. It's just for me, the farthest I would go is post it for free on a website like AO3 or Wattpad if anyone was actually interested in reading it but it might just be me

[@RobertMorgan]

I"m going to laugh when the author copyright strikes this video for using his work AND KZbin UPHOLDS IT.

[@BrandonVoiceGuy]

The sad thing is this author is probably scummy enough to do it with the way he completely botched up that book... Mark switch I can't get a hold of this guy so they can make a more accurate version of the book and if he doesn't cooperate have the book taken off. This sort Of book does nothing but spread misinformation and would do more harm than good

[@anthrosaurian]

I might cry, and rant angrily about it on reddit, then feel sad about it again... 😭

[@taracate88]

I’m genuinely curious about how they feel about this video. I think it’s either the worst thing of his life or it’s the biggest achievement. Maybe Mark and Ethan can hunt him down in a UA video?

[@M33pachu]

Unfortunately it’s bound to happen. KZbin’s not the same anymore...

[@insanie7189]

Robert Morgan op 😩 has to the right to make the most epic best of ever win in life for us in a game and play it with you bruh was 🧺 you love 💕 it is so fun I play for years but hey 👋 has not ever changed a thing and you have the most expensive and I would be onest is not the same but it’s not so good 😊 has been 🦵

[@hootmess3312]

"Tyler acts as Mark's Manager" smashcut to Tyler screaming "THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!"

[@eyes1470]

Oh my Lord the egg video

[@hetheron]

Well markiplier must be very close with this friend if they're living together now all these years later

[@vsptylore3639]

I love how it says "Markiplier has recently started branching out into comedy", like he's only just now starting to be funny

[@bzzybumblebee3586]

Title: SOMEONE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION All fanfiction writers: *nervous sweating*

[@Latasha977]

As long they don't sell it

[@Yoophy]

SakuraLight 77 someone in this world probably sold fanfics for some weird reason.

[@MewBunny]

Remember someone who made a blush blush character of Markiplier without his permission?

[@kathleencarroll4626]

yes we write fan fiction but we do not publish it we keep it with in our little communities.

[@EighmyLupin]

You don't get paid for fanfiction. Though writing fanfics about real people is creepy af.

[@LordyT34]

10 bucks says Ethan wrote this as a joke and tricked Mark into advertising it

[@anounimousartist9820]

Lol

[@s.p.am.3215]

Mom

[@skimbeeblez6750]

Honestly the name of the author really kinda makes sense for why you would say that

[@angryrainbow6863]

Ethan is most likely to dumb to do so

[@tahereh1995]

@@angryrainbow6863 keep your thoughts to yourself

[@Blurriness4376]

Bruh its so crazy to see this man go from amnesia to now its been so many years

[@sustainableslate]

5:17 Watching this in 2022 when he asked all of us to listen to Distractible and GMFST along with buying tickets to his mom's documentary makes this hilarious because we got the podcasts to #1 on Spotify and #6 on Apple.

[@BunnyEars357]

And all for charity…totally for charity

[@sumans7620]

Firstly:”B”. Secondly:”E”.

[@user-ci7vv3hk1f]

Ты и правда думаешь что это так?

[@pizzaparty2241]

Suman Sharma Firstly:E Secondly: B

[@rrichardson920]

😂😂😂

[@eaddup8126]

You copied me!

[@pencils7351]

Thirdly:"F".

[@carlhausman8157]

*Book:* "... diagnosed with Mild Attention-Deficient Hyperactivity Disorder." *Mark:* "It's not mild." I feel you there, Mark. I feel that on a spiritual level.

[@yungmikeyog]

fellow ADHD haver, how do you do?

[@enderdragon1945]

Actually its hyperactive not hyperactivity

[@blizzardvision5313]

O hello other fellow adhd haver

[@oliviacarr6986]

OH BIG *BIG* MOOD

[@tadakimacun]

Behold, I have found my peoples. *something shiny* Dammit where'd they go?!

[@stevenboelke6661]

This has been on my 'Watch Later' list since it was put out. It's funny to see how it's aged. I also wonder if it mentions Cyndago.

[@alexspeegle2758]

I watched this when it came out. still so great.

[@ahlea1353]

“don’t know why people are surprised i look asian. maybe because i am” i died

[@Earthboundmike]

Honestly, I was actually surprised he was in fact asian, I can see it now that I know, but I didn't see it. But I am, not good at that lol.

[@jaydr4133]

“People are still shocked that I look Asian” Lord if that ain’t a whole ass mood

[@ravennahblack8522]

I must have watched 3 or 4 of his videos before i realized he was Asian... It's most noticeable in the eyes.... And on the videos my son had me watch... He was concentrating on something other than the camera..... Not that it matters.... He could be a sentient gingerbread man for all I care ... He's freaking adorable!!!

[@lyloudiable]

09:03 Him saying that legit made me pause and go "Wow... It's already been 10 years omg"

[@daryissaplayz2312]

Markiplier and a friend has historian vibes

[@cravingcrayons]

that book looks like something from a Scholastic Book Fair.

[@junebug0000]

Your profile picture quaked the earth and shattered the pixels around it. It's too powerful

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

😭😭😭 please

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Your pfp is amazing just wanted to tell u

[@names1139]

Probably is

[@dawsonhooper9142]

This is the type of book that would be in the school library

[@SCP---kh8ep]

Yep

[@SCP---kh8ep]

That's literally in my school

[@laminendiaye8644]

That’s the first I thought

[@Gorganzola]

Or book fair

[@wombatperson5431]

It's in the same vein as Guinness World Records

[@Phophobia]

Loving Ethan’s support

[@TheUnknownPlayer9387]

Mark: "I'm not influental" Also Mark: gathered about 10 million subscribers in 3 years

[@sweetener.grxnde0528]

Mark: “writing books about me is illegal” Everyone on Wattpad: O_o

[@adambosman9611]

Fanfiction is it's own beast

[@janejirikovska801]

Oh s h i t

[@poisoncherub3163]

As long as you don’t sell it, like how you don’t sell fanfiction on wattpad, it’s legal

[@homelander2243]

Funny that that’s considered writing a book.

[@gina-mariesteglich3174]

I thought about that too 😂😂

[@Bigfoot_lifts]

Mark: Im not influential among my audience... A Heist With Markiplier: *cough* *cough* 10mil+ views in less than a week because you said please?

[@Bigfoot_lifts]

B

[@RigsWreck]

lol right I love all these comments about him saying he is not influential but he is...

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

I started looking up Philip Wolny books; apparently, this "author" has over 90 titles to his name over the course of, like, ten years or so. My theory is that "Philip Wolny" is a type of corporate pen name, and there's just a whole stable of authors that write short, cheap books under this name.

[@Mangleo81]

Mark: Just slaps his own face on the book

[@evilemperordude]

He must've recorded this at the same time as the R.L. Stine quiz, because he's still got that damn piece of lint in his hair.

[@Indra2007]

No think that might be a gray/white hair. Have noticed a couple of those in a few of his videos that have caught my eye.

[@bsolberg]

YOU NOTICED

[@aerodinamicaattiva1970]

omg he does

[@eaglejumpstudios8421]

Imagine having such great attention to detail

[@MythicGirl2210]

I've been wanting to pick it out of his hair the WHOLE video!!! XD

[@kenji642]

Long ago, two races ruled over earth: TEENAGERS and GAMERS.

[@Crystal_ITS]

You mean SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIMES XD i luv mark

[@existenceisrelative]

One day they all disappeared without a trace.

[@BrawnyStream]

Everything changed when the Karen Nation attacked

[@geradosolusyon511]

@@BrawnyStream and they forged an alliance with the Snowflake Nation and SJW Nation and made the Feminist Alliance. (With lots of infighting of course)

[@rosspearl717]

@@geradosolusyon511 snowflake? wats that? is it like a new slang the kids are saying nowadays....

[@atlassolid5946]

5:17: i mean you did get them to all buy a rock

[@epgchannel]

This is the kind of book that would be sold at a school book fair

[@hhhhh-it4bu]

"Why don't you just watch my videos, I talk about my life all the time." Me: *flashbacks to all the Markiplier Makes videos*

[@alienprincess1791]

"We WeRe PoOr"

[@violet-co4xn]

i immediately thought of ass and furnaces

[@EmeraldShine13]

ツd e n i s e ハ When I was a kid, we were too poor to afford air-

[@ethanblue3389]

I love when lixian’s little drawing comes up in the corner or something or whenever mark lets him do what he wants, it always makes me giggle and it just adds something nice to an already great edited and recorded video

[@toast1672]

ok

[@Razi98]

Yes

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

That's true! I love lixian's animations

[@EspeonMistress00]

That ending though XD

[@harleyquinn2011]

I've never once seen or heard of those other guys but then again I haven't been on KZbin besides for music in like 10 years so I came back to who I knew (Mark) lol

[@cocoacrimson]

"Markiplier and a friend"..... the audacity😭😂

[@ivxy5512]

Mark: someone made this book without my permission also Mark: "has three arms in thunbnail"

[@iwasdead6yearsago290]

First person to give me the song at the ending gets the MVP💫 reward for the whole month

[@arat3372]

B

[@justanotheralex2904]

Didnt notice that. Huh

[@eyrt6955]

Book: Tyler is Markipliers manager Markiplier: dies of laughter 😂 Tyler: Am I a Joke to you

[@phoenixflambe3319]

Which Tyler?

[@kefiksprite5912]

I wanted a shot of Tyler sitting at a computer watching this vid with sad music and rain sounds playing.

[@megers0416]

"i dont think I can tell any single one of my fan base to do literally anything. I don't know how much influence I have" rewatching in 2023, where in order for mark to create an only fans we (his fans) had to boost distractable and go my favorite sports team to number one in their categories on spotify and we did it...

[@rthorofthehillppl]

Three years later and now Mark has over 35 million followers

[@ktvvitch8323]

Markiplier: When I say B, You’ll type an E Me: K

[@grackenthekracken8019]

Krystal Thomas funniest comment so far

[@K_8T]

this comment is gold

[@stellarlight5626]

You know what I say we type A o..o

[@SC-ce3vp]

BEK

[@healioxflame3624]

Isn't it f you should leave in the chat?

[@dalemonconsumer9841]

People were shocked that I looked Asian. People are still shocked that I look Asian. Maybe it’s because I AM -Mark This single made me laugh for a solid few minutes

[@Wolffeathers21]

Iconic quote.

[@user-2012July-A]

That one got me too.

[@Deluvenai]

As of today he has 19 billion views which means he's gotten 7 billion in the past 2 years holy crap

[@pieceaisa5046]

scholastic book fair energy

[@snorseburger7381]

Philip Wolny: “I wrote a book about you!” Mark: “I don’t think I even asked.”

[@Los_HermanitosCruz]

Haha

[@eldurhugieinarsson2503]

Ok

[@drwplayz4218]

E

[@snorseburger7381]

B

[@That_0ne_Guy]

E

[@PrincessSakurasSideshow]

E See, I was going to comment "B" like you asked, but then you told me not to.

[@Mike-my7uf]

E

[@dgh1033]

E

[@Danmeilover69]

Same.

[@Br0kenPuppet]

E

[@gagerton-si8vi]

"Don't stuff emotions down my throat" -Markiplier

[@ingeaten]

1:54 there it is, the face that would be seen in countless thumbnails to come...

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

"people were shocked that i looked asian" ... "people are still shocked that i look asian" that part made me laugh, really didn't expect the second part.

[@mery9127]

Same here xD

[@ViolessenceUK]

probably coronavirus

[@ScaraGucci]

​@@ViolessenceUK So to become asian you just need to get corona? :o

[@sunolili862]

this is the first time i see a straight person's partner being called a friend

[@ianbyrne465]

Clearly, since Mark and Ethan are secretly together. Trust me, I’ve seen dozens of accounts of this on wattpad. I know what’s really going in

[@GOFFBITZH666]

The author’s a shipper, confirmed!

[@online2000.]

It was so funny

[@danivee8572]

This comment is severely underrated

[@AnIridescentWolf]

“Oh my god, they were r o o o o m a t e s”

[@Thomas-yx8jh]

i want a book by markiplier autobiographie or not i want it

[@TheJStale]

Mark: "I am the King Of Kings!" Triple H: "Hold my sledgehammer."

[@Romandy13]

Soon, this will be the one of the few proofs that Unus Annus every existed.

[@Sip_Dhit]

And the entire subreddit

[@dylanslemp4069]

Pretty much

[@Doge-bi1pz]

Yep

[@Derpathy]

it ded now

[@Predatornc1]

@@Sip_Dhit this didn’t age well.

[@petermarsella6537]

The long awaited sequel to "someone put me in a dating game... Without my permission"

[@RigsWreck]

this is a great sequel!!

[@KaileyH818]

That’s what I actually thought this is was 😂😂

[@mr.glitch6781]

well I guess I'm going to have to move my kill list to a digital format now as I am not writing on another piece of paper considering I would have to get out my 101th piece of paper

[@mr.glitch6781]

and the fucker that wrote this book is going right in place number fucking one and it's been a while since I put somebody there

[@bobcatsssssssssss]

b/e never thought i would do that ay mark

[@addicted2mako]

This reads more like a high schooler’s PowerPoint presentation of Markiplier than a biography that was published for money. At least the high schooler would have an excuse for not interviewing Mark directly

[@ville666sora]

I bet it probably was, and maybe they just decided to turn it into a book to try and make some money. Either that, or they're someone who just never learned proper grammar, and didn't do proper research on Mark. It's like they just watched his "Draw my life" video and wrote a book about it months later based solely on what they remembered of the video lol.

[@radikaldesignz]

Mark: "Lixian, figure out a way to wrap this up, you got this" Lixion: My moment has come

[@steppen8867]

Yes that was "LIXION" showing

[@ShadowPhoenixGer]

He killed it xD

[@EpsilonD2]

@@ShadowPhoenixGer And the Subscribe button. And the Bell. And the Like button.. And the friend with the share... He might have some issues.

[@MercyWat-kc2me]

It’s been three years and I only just realized that the thumbnail has 3 hands 😂

[@greenscout_12]

i like how he grew an extra hand for the thumbnail

[@gabbi_evergreen]

The Markiplier paradox: Comment the letter E: defy Mark's wishes to comment the letter B Comment the letter B: Go against Mark's theory that you will comment the letter E to spite him.

[@alecattempts1356]

Just do 2.its b in numbers

[@skeletonfather5001]

unoriginal, but it spites him and spites him for thinking i would spite him at the same time B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B

[@overweight_chungus3307]

You know you didn’t have to say that

[@sneakyrifle5031]

To B or not to B

[@mrmemes-vt9qd]

c

[@-Komakaze]

"If I asked you to comment the letter B you'd write an E for a dead meme." *PRESS B TO BLOW*

[@mafiosomonke1843]

E and B

[@warpzone8421]

F

[@panamrailways8912]

B

[@dinobait8021]

H

[@Tommy-dx4mk]

Z

[@PhantomGEmi]

seeing as i saw ninja on the back of that you may need to demand more that this be taken down

[@Dnbray]

i'm more shocked that he barely wears glasses anymore

[@kittykatbug]

He's questioning how influential he is to his fanbase, and yet he is forgetting that he got people to buy A ROCK

[@thephhoenixx]

Ellie Jo i haven’t watched mark in quite a bit. may i have context?

[@WarHorseMumbles]

@@thephhoenixx about 3 years ago for April Fools Day Mark sold a rock

[@malikharrell2488]

Lol, I've forgotten about that

[@quackkith]

hey it had his LoGo oN iT so technically it was a markiplier rock

[@partialbullet2215]

He had merchandise for a box with eyes

[@Volvith]

"You have no idea what my driver's license says." Me: *"B U M B U M"*

[@garciatempensoniv3700]

Lol good call :D

[@mad_ace]

No Mark. You were absolutely natural in front of camera.

[@constantspider]

I think markiplier is a very amazing, funny, and influential creator. E

[@ruthlacaste9118]

Unus Annus fans will remember: MARKIPLIER AND A FRIEND

[@vinyredx9220]

And then we had Wikipedia "Ethan Nestor (Crankgameplays) and a friend"

[@Babis_2003]

the best fucking A FRIEND this world has ever fucking seen

[@kylie7177]

markiplier *AND A FRIEND*

[@turtlcado]

i dont know who this markiplier fellow is but did you hear about that channel, Unus Annus, that was run by Crankgameplays and a friend?

[@LucyKamm]

@@turtlcado don't forget amy! idk who that long haired guy was tho

[@EliTriesToDoYoutube]

Mark: if i ask you to comment the letter B, you would comment E just to spite me Me a intellectual : 🅰

[@olgagomez8978]

🐝

[@Skull-Butterfly]

Me (an intellectual who can’t take a joke): technically you typed both, and spelled “an” wrong, as well as “bad joke”.

[@EliTriesToDoYoutube]

@@Skull-Butterfly huh

[@lisaJones-rf5ft]

@@Skull-Butterfly what you mean

[@barackobama651]

I, intellectual: 🆎️

[@wanna_die_1143]

"I was a big baby..." Me: You still are

[@futur_sunds]

I like to think that Mr. Wolny has seen this video

[@Blackmello]

Mark: Someone wrote a book about me without my permission People who write Mark fan fictions: *[nervous sweating]*

[@whyamihere6288]

If is being sold then is bad

[@sarahscott7835]

SHHHHHHHHHHH...we remaine in the shadows

[@Simon-oy7kf]

@@whyamihere6288 if English then bad

[@Vestraki]

Dont worry, if it is not published then we are fine!

[@whyamihere6288]

@@Simon-oy7kf you english u bad

[@minatoarisato3677]

Mark: "If I told you guys to type the letter B in the comments, you would immediately shift gears and type the letter E. Not only to spite me, but to bring back a dead meme." Me: *Agressively scrolling down to check the comments*

[@alyssawalker4997]

Saaammee

[@isaaciced]

Same

[@shadowwolf5549]

Dammit I wasn’t the first to try that!

[@alicesylvia631]

Thats exactly what i did

[@idonteatspiders2986]

I don't get it

[@gatoterm]

Wolny watching this video and making a new book rn

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

15:48 this guy just friend zoned Amy for Mark.