I Bought the World's Brightest Flashlight

[@octopus189]

The mental image of Amy just walking by the door to that closet and a huge beam of light shining through the cracks, like a God manifesting inside, is amazing.

[@lucidhighway4403]

"Mark, did you summon a demon again?"

[@jacobscott6323]

I mean, Mark is already god anyway

[@gustavodasilvaprobst890]

Lightplier.

[@kimelf8852]

I gave u the 420th like UwU

[@TheRaichuTrainer]

[@sadie5478]

"I'm not going to look in it" the ONE masochistic brain cell: but what if you did the other brain cells: well dammit

[@chandlermitani770]

Mark: “says don’t try this” Me: “starts sobbing while singing the disclaimer song.

[@chewymustard6426]

500 dollars Me: yes *very* responsible with your money

[@chewymustard6426]

@Eek Fam so he wants to see what his body can do he wants to feel pain..

[@Corviidei]

You can see the second after he says “I’m not gonna look in it” he realizes he’s gonna have to look in it.

[@HiddenObject98]

Me, a masochist: I wanna try :'(

[@shonk3623]

The Four Hoursemen of Mark’s Belongings: Tactical Shovel World’s Brightest Flashlight Bed Knife The 5 Ovens

[@minzotheloli3597]

He doesn’t have the 5 ovens anymore 😞

[@Itsfuckingtoxin]

Sounds like the Ratchet’s Survival Kit

[@chxrlies.angels]

I miss the 5 ovens.

[@wiky2776]

Amateurs I have the 6 souls

[@merrillitzkowitz681]

Whats the bed knife?

[@recruit6311]

this is nothing compared to when my mom wakes me up by turning the light on at 7 am

[@arasckl1550]

Legit the worst feeling in life

[@donnaprofio329]

nothing compared to discord light theme at 1:00 am*

[@Zyjian]

it pains me

[@Raptstar]

For real man, it feels like you've literally been blinded by the sun

[@loganhall-tq4gc]

Bro fr

[@purelyorange8428]

This really looks like Amy went out for the day, Mark went insane and brought a bunch of flashlights and reviewed them in his closet

[@tapwater6335]

That's a pretty big closet

[@terminatortr06]

@@tapwater6335 well he lives in a pretty big house

[@Taker369]

@@tapwater6335 nah he’s just short

[@nataliamedina7171]

Without Amy's permission

[@Mmlpfana]

​@@nataliamedina7171 Don't tell Amy!!

[@euphoricwolf]

Mark isn't a masochist. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can take before they absorb the sun itself

[@sethgarrick6320]

Marks true goal is to evolve into escanor

[@jonw.a9270]

@@sethgarrick6320 And become the pinnacle of all life

[@caleblubega2443]

@@jonw.a9270 The one who stands atop all clans

[@jonw.a9270]

@@caleblubega2443 As the Lion Sin of Pride.

[@spicyprongs9165]

Lol you were wrong for that

[@munchass2591]

POV: Your kidnapper rants about cereal while trying to give himself a seizure with a high-power flashlight

[@easiergone]

LMFAOACHDJHUIKAJCIO BYE-

[@birdytay8231]

@@easiergone well okay 🤣

[@Bap983]

This happens every day

[@milkpup9201]

Yeah, accurate

[@cpt.charlize2054]

Honestly I wouldn't mind if you ranted abt cereal or the meaning of life, as long as you keep talking it'll keep me walking

[@everetsutton1377]

The first time I watched this I had no idea that "the vvitch" was a horror movie thing, and just accepted it as Mark being Mark

[@Killbayne]

oh.

[@leofultz151]

This is like my 5th time watching this video at least. Reading this comment was the first time I knew this information lmao

[@matthewboire6843]

I thought it was just mark being mark

[@HybridGamer72]

I thought mark was being mark as well 😅

[@elizabethlacy8869]

I still did not know that until reading this comment lol

[@yoloswaggins5633]

Unus Annus: *dies* Mark: “Fine... i’ll do it myself”

[@ZoomGOS]

Lol

[@wakeupitskelsey]

Hahahaha

[@crackedsunflower8123]

was coming here to say that... this was so obviously an unus annus idea that was created too late lmfaoo, memento mori

[@TheBlackBoxWarrior65]

I was expecting ticking at the end!!!

[@coteob5126]

Dude I can feel that vibe

[@zoegilkey1415]

i'm so used to amy being behind the camera and kept thinking he's just blinding her with every flashlight

[@alexophobic2655]

Same

[@Foible]

Same

[@maesslaystodays]

Payne without the Liam

[@jonasortiz1870]

i think though honestly it’s even better thinking that mark locked himself in the dark room for 50 minutes to record all by himself

[@no-lifenoah7861]

Memento mori

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

imagine a burglar opening the door and seeing Mark sitting in the dark corner, talking to himself and ranting about cereals and flashlights.

[@vo1t_418]

like that ‘smile and stare’ guy. his house got broken into during a livestream where he just sat on the floor smiling at the camera, and they just left lol

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

@@vo1t_418 oh yeah, just like that xD! I had already forgotten that

[@nattyism]

@@vo1t_418 link?

[@stinkyfart6035]

Mark could just point the flashlight at the thief and blind him forever

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

@@stinkyfart6035 true

[@mrkaboomsenior5752]

25:00 “It smells like something burning…” Yea dude, it’s your retinas

[@dabreadgalaxy1302]

Heh,good one😂

[@emilythetigerneko]

"Dont try this at home!" *cries in Disclaimer song and every Unus Annus video*

[@dripy5851]

;_;

[@rhinomega7100]

Hey now dont try this at home *cries while singing*

[@AK086.]

:(

[@LumdilLumdilFan1]

i was the 420th like

[@mysticanimation22]

There has to be the most powerful tactical flashlight out there somewhere.

[@munnymoore]

Nahhhh. Only the 2ND most powerful tactical flashlight exists.

[@Joreel]

All you have to do to get it is join a special forces black ops team and they'll issue you one at no additional cost.

[@meileytat]

TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT

[@teleblack2069]

The sun

[@BugDaddy]

Oh no... He's going to take this as a challenge.

[@sloosb]

Mark: “I don’t have time” Mark: *remembers this isn’t unus annus* Mark: “actually I have all the time in the world”

[@iluvnatini]

What time stamp does he say that

[@DarkRaider-sx1iz]

@@iluvnatini 3:15

[@DarkRaider-sx1iz]

Haha i caught that too.

[@aris.2026]

@Sloosh ee your profile picture 🥺🥺🥺

[@minigamers744]

15:57

[@Donald6309]

Fun fact: A nice clear, sunny day is roughly 10,000 Lumens per square meter. Mark could literally light up the daytime by 10x

[@mymannn7832]

Now all we need is massive flashlight in sky

[@daidarabotchi3891]

For a sunny, cloudless day in summertime you can expect about 100,000 lux (lumens per square metre) - that's sort of an average, as it can get much brighter than that. Even an overcast day with scattered showers can be around 25,000 lux. For the sun, since it's essentially illuminating everything evenly, you can just convert from lux to lumens directly - so a 10,000 lux day is the equivalent of a 10,000 lumen light (over a small area). Because our eyes are so good at adjusting, we don't really think of a clear day as being _that_ much brighter than a really powerful artificial light, but it really is orders of magnitude different. Having said all that, that torch _would_ be illuminating whatever you point it at as if it was the middle of the day in summer - but distances and angles would make it less powerful, depending. You still certainly wouldn't want to look into it!

[@Trinity_editz0]

​​@@daidarabotchi3891 Lm/m²:❌❌❌ Lumens per square metre:✅✅✅

[@milks-thoughts]

@@daidarabotchi3891I can’t tell if you’re a genius or very, very dedicated

[@daidarabotchi3891]

@@milks-thoughts Haha, that's super nice. Not a genius, just happened to study something which required me to learn a whole lot about lux and lumens. Having said that, I do remember looking up the facts again before posting the comment because I was worried about spreading round misinformation XD

[@adeactivated]

imagine trying to get a midnight snack then all of a sudden the entire house lights up and mark is just there with 7 pairs of sunglasses

[@studentcopyofburgerking8108]

New SCP?

[@Adriscoll923]

@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 oh yes the flesh light man

[@Nat0521]

@@Adriscoll923 very unfortunate typo

[@fea8894]

@@Nat0521 was it really a typo 😏

[@Nat0521]

@@fea8894 😳😏

[@atlas9859]

Mark: I'm not trying to blind myself because I'm a masochist, I just wanna know how much my eyes can take

[@devyngrant7119]

IKR LoL

[@Sammers7]

ive always said i can put a [phone] flashlight with full power right in why eye, while my eye is open and be fine...

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s mark

[@supergoldenpug]

E

[@roberthagemanXD]

Memento mori

[@nataliaofficialz]

Ethan after Unus Annus ends: I'm gonna take a break *Meanwhile Markimoo is shining bright lights in his eyes for content*

[@AimiAz]

He just wants to know how much his eyes can take before being BLIND, you know.

[@gingaillust_]

When the lights are out, Mark would be that kind of guy who would just find flashlights lying around in his house. You know, like a horror game protagonist

[@Redbikemaster]

I feel called out by this because I have random flashlights everywhere lol And not even on purpose either. It just kinda happened

[@captaincomet9963]

This reminded me of when Mark teased the idea of writing "Press Shift to Run" on a wall somewhere to give someone an existential crisis

[@jacobhake342]

And when that happens, this video will be the reason he has random flashlights lying around!

[@Player-oi5iq]

Mark: “I’m responsible with my money” Also Mark: “Buys thousands of dollars worth of stuff for Unus Annus”

[@forg13]

Stuff bought for their youtube channels can be claimed within business taxes at the end of the year, so eventually a large portion of the money will be returned

[@michellemccloy823]

and spends $500 on one flashlight and around 20-30 on the rest (cheapies).lol

[@yunglink4L]

business expenses

[@CupcakeNRG]

What’s “unus annus?”

[@cyberplash6404]

*you wouldn't get it*

[@apocalypse7213]

Scientists: we are gonna measure light with scientifically accurate lumens Mark: hold my sunglasses

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Honestly that's a good measuring system. If a bit inconsistent due to the different sunglasses.

[@totower9597]

Lumens are written on the box for you to ignore and by the 50$ less bright model.

[@PJOZeus]

I mean its the difference between sheer power/output and disparity and to a small degree how much is actually coming out

[@ITXD_Music]

imagine he has 50,000 sunglasses and they're testing a world dominating flash light

[@dogemaaaaaan]

@@theangelurd5505 kabloosh

[@weebleflufflycakes7238]

*Mark's got all this Unus Annus energy, but no Unus Annus to spend it on.*

[@AlbinoJedi]

I was thinking the same. This video has massive Unus Annus energy.

[@paper2222]

@@AlbinoJedi just add the intro to this video and boom

[@culturedmonster5518]

I'm just here to say your name is amazing

[@Neoarchean07]

😔😔 I'm not coping well without Unus Annus.... 😅 I really miss it, it was my thing to do every evening before bed for a year🙊

[@Foxy02016]

This feels like it was meant to be on Unus Annus but wasn’t delivered on time

[@Smile-dy8zq]

mark just pausing the rant about flashlights to talk about shrinkflation is the funniest thing ever

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s what makes mark interesting, he just talks

[@KingONFFE]

Other youtubers: *flexing their next gen consoles* Mark: *flexing his $500 flashlight*

[@atomicbomb5554]

And then there is Jack with a ladder

[@Shining-Shiro]

Dude- Flashlights are wayy more epic than consoles rn XD

[@rnspurgn3015]

He’s a man who owns 5 ovens, what do you expect?

[@Maninawig]

Adam already flashed his fire rod... Seriously more impressive.

[@shamelessrepair5975]

That is what i like about mark.

[@soreneagle3707]

I love how markiplier can make content just sitting in a dark room by himself playing with flashlights.

[@dsunday6218]

It would be better with an Unus though...

[@jordan1090]

And still manages to get 2 millions views

[@imtrying2969]

he can't this isn't entertaining

[@wsd7814]

He IS the king of FNaF, and is used to it.

[@morelargent6349]

Me too,I fell the same. Charismatic,authentic and one of the best KZbin's

[@fourthreetwo_8378]

Mark: It smells like something is burning Marks’s conclusion: The witch lit her *cauldron*

[@fau05]

It's the Vvitch you popsicle dipwad

[@d_1044]

So that’s what it’s called when your ceiling lights on fire due to excessive flash lighting?

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

Can we just appreciate the fact he spent almost over 600 dollars worth of flashlights and shined them in his eyes for our entertainment

[@spookkook]

Over $800 actually the big one was $600 and the rest were $200 ish

[@CloudMouth27]

​@@spookkook keyword: over

[@maddogb2020]

@@CloudMouth27 well technically he said almost over 600 not over 600

[@DestopLine]

@@CloudMouth27 keyword: almost

[@Jonamatronic14]

FIR THE ONE FLASHLIGHT

[@lemonzesty3997]

POV: Mark’s kidnapped you and is showing you all his flashlights he bought.

[@knaigx_]

You mean Keanu Reeves right? Not Mark. 😀

[@ZB-29]

I would be completely fine with that

[@eliteshyguy88]

Don't you mean darkaplier?

[@jason-hb9gp]

i wouldnt mind

[@jason-hb9gp]

@@knaigx_I SHOWED MY MOM MARK AND SHE THOUGHT HE WAS KEANU LOLL

[@maries7470]

mark: "i'm not gonna look in it..." *the masochist part of him hesitates*

[@aykayjay]

he’s only testing his limits silly

[@zeustehbirb3000]

He just wants to see how much his body can handle

[@slantedterror]

Mark: “I’m not gonna look in it” Also Mark’s face: ᵂᵃⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ *then proceeds to do it*

[@firewolf_playz8650]

@c a r o l i n 23 seconds

[@user-cb3yn6wq2s]

It gives me so much unus annus vibes and I might cry. The dark room. The way he’s acting. It’s all just coming back

[@The_childs_NO]

Sh¡T

[@dripguyyy]

23:00 THE CHOIR KICKING IN JUST HAD ME DEAD RIGHT THERE

[@TheRealGrimothy]

i laughed too, we all laughed

[@uranian-Umbra]

He just entered heaven

[@innatabatadze]

HELPLE LMDAO

[@justink3646]

I though it was the metroid power up music for a second.

[@danivee8572]

He's not a masochist, guys. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle.

[@DigitalDipper]

He's not! He is even safe by putting sunglasses on. Now... if he didn't have the glasses on...

[@mygenderisgoat8074]

Have you even WATCHED unnus annus

[@DigitalDipper]

@@mygenderisgoat8074 I HAVE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO WORD THINGS IM SORRY LOL

[@mygenderisgoat8074]

@@DigitalDipper LMAOOOO it's gucci

[@RichaadEB]

is this withdrawal

[@mightbetoad6786]

perhaps

[@semenking7287]

No

[@strength5149]

Yes.

[@turturuwheelwright5336]

Hello there , mr guitar.

[@45calGunslinger]

Ask Johnny Knoxville about life after filming Jackass

[@crowjawz0]

Mark sitting in absolute darkness, hair in his face, deranged, freaking the hell out about flashlights is honestly a mood

[@tyshco2969]

Haven’t heard that one before...................

[@RemiStarz26]

I- true, I tried doing this yesterday

[@aidonus]

its also is honestly darkiplier

[@Nekufan1000000]

I want the Tame the Sun flashlight as an upgrade in a horror game. You click it on and hear the fan whirring and the game just gets a normal lighting engine that makes everything normal, like the sun came up, and all the enemies flinch when you get close to them.

[@SapphireZiria]

Why don't you make a game that does that instead of saying it like it's some simple task 😂

[@wolf-fang]

​@@SapphireZiriawhat was wrong with u 4 months ago bud?

[@r.4403]

Every inch of mark’s hair makes him grow a little further into insanity

[@amithabraham2224]

Is it just me or does it look like Mark's turning into the youtube equivalent of Keanu Reeves

[@seal8092]

I both love and hate it-

[@hauntedheartss]

it’s the opposite of eef lol. the shorter his hair is the more insane he gets

[@depressed5054]

I saw this joke on a pewdiepie vid

[@r.4403]

@@depressed5054 no, that’s his beard tho

[@beans3537]

guys don’t worry, he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle

[@_kittykaity603_4]

XD UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS!!

[@spiritxi2406]

Unus Annus :(

[@malixnant]

ah yes, another reminder of my sadness

[@commit_aarson]

Unus Annus... 😔😔😔

[@steveharvey7039]

Lol stolen comment

[@jolteoff]

"It can get longer! It can go *_e r e c t !"_* yes, this man is talking about a flashlight.

[@WestOfLee100]

Adam to Eve:

[@apollo8155]

@@WestOfLee100 lol the snort i made when i read that

[@carryonwithjessicacampbell6787]

Ikr? I was like half listening til I heard that, lol!

[@suri_exe]

*fleshlight

[@gfd5000]

maybe a fleshlight

[@theminingassassin16]

Mark's line "I've got all the time in the world, but I don't have the sanity for it, and I do NOT have a lot of that to spare." is my whole life in a nutshell.

[@buneary7046]

Mark's NOT a masochist, he just wants to see how much his retinas can handle.

[@joytaime6890]

THE WAY I SNORTED ISNDKGH

[@GmodFilmsTR]

true masochists use night vision at these moments.

[@tomoyami]

Dont tell amy

[@emilyluchinske268]

@Unus Annus YOURE DISRESPECTFUL

[@vincent.t4299]

@@GmodFilmsTR *flashback from Halo 3 ODST*

[@bloodieghostie]

Neighbors: *Trying to sleep* Mark: TASTE THE SUN

[@isaachopkins6721]

*Tame

[@Ben_Kimber]

No, Isaac. _TASTE_

[@isaachopkins6721]

@@Ben_Kimber yummy sun

[@Ben_Kimber]

@@isaachopkins6721 Have you seen a video by bill wurtz called "history of the entire world, i guess"?

[@D0OMGUY]

No, the sun is a deadly laser

[@sebYB67]

Mark: Playing around with flashlights Unus Annus: Playing around with fleshlights

[@clasifiedinformation5310]

Yes more of that

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

Oofp

[@nickc6767]

Lmao 😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@kdej-si4vo]

I mean you’re not wrong

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

Just so y'all know, Imalent now has an even more powerful model of flashlight that goes up to 120k lumens now, the SR32.

[@gergthewerg]

The was only tested to a bit over 100k. However, they've since made the ms32 that's 200k!

[@bekahsmith6463]

“I am very responsible with my money” my mind IMMEDIATELY goes to the pop tarts

[@anna_isded8786]

PLS- NOT THE POP TARTS

[@exceptionallyriso]

👁️👄👁️

[@bekahsmith6463]

@@anna_isded8786 I mean how couldn’t I 🤣

[@Discogreview]

That was not him that was Evan

[@YoungMoneyMunch1]

@@Discogreview his money was used

[@QubitHQ]

That intro is how I imagine Mark talks to the people in his basement

[@masonschulken6001]

👁👄👁

[@InsetGD]

sup Qubit! love ur content

[@tukului9623]

Seems normal idk what you're talking about

[@alexdoesthings8954]

Demons*

[@snikeys2005]

Wow it qubit

[@heathershields5476]

I love how Unus Annus influenced both Mark and Ethan in different ways: Mark has become more aloof and goofy - making videos he really seems to have fun doing, and then Ethan has become so structured and it’s like his wildness was reeled in -just a little-, like contained chaos. I love it. 💕

[@kohltalbot]

Never noticed but yeah you’re totally right.

[@mayathemayar4469]

Mark is also nearly insane

[@jefferey_92]

@@kohltalbot He did this before Unus Annus

[@heathershields5476]

@@mayathemayar4469 FAIR lol

[@NinjaLeafSakura1]

Same they both traded traits they both needed to expand their creativity❤

[@melofelo4484]

The replaceable batteries might actually be better in a survival environment because you can’t recharge anything in the wild. As long as you put some batteries in your survival kit you’ll be set

[@ChroniclesOfNoregath]

Precisely

[@chykncoop5300]

“This can light up the Grand Canyon” *uses it in a 10x10 room*

[@ashley-m]

mark in this video : “I am Very Responsible with my money.” mark in the corn video : “SEND ME A CHECK”

[@forturet4115]

He said that right when i read it

[@Zanavor]

Hmm

[@eeveeboi7174]

Imagine breaking into marks house and he turns on all of these lights and desintigrates you with the holy light

[@xavierm-t7554]

I think you mean unholy

[@vladtudorascu5027]

NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT!

[@bulldozer6781]

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

[@KSSyep]

NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET

[@Doge5600]

OK WILL YOU GO ON LAND NOW?

[@dizzyishere999]

I wish I said this 3 years ago when I first watched this. He should attach the 100,000 lumen flashlight to the tactical shovel, to have ultimate tactical tool.

[@Koolgal5000]

Me: *sad Unus Annus died* Also me: *remembers that Mark is still alive and still as crazy*

[@RyanM92]

if not more so

[@count-countess8464]

Eef made dark souls shrek

[@ur_hopeless]

i got this notifscation and fully thought i travelled back in time because the idea reminds me of something that would be on unus annus

[@Ragnara92]

Mark: "Don't try this at home by the way" War flashbacks: "Hey now don't try this..."

[@thestolenlemon]

LITERALLY UNUS ANNUS COMES BACK IN WAVES

[@demonwolfbaguette1st]

OH ITS A BRIDGE

[@strangeonexd4776]

Don't try this at home.. If you do you might die

[@minecraftstampyfan22]

THE FORBIDDEN SONG....

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

Oooh dont try this

[@juiceboxx___]

Someone: "Aw man, I dropped my quarter, you got a flashlight so I can find it?" Mark: "How's a piece of the sun?"

[@flameyboy4184]

Just turns into the RE4 weapon seller

[@entinex49]

Plot twist- mark gets the 500 dollar flashlight and burns the human with it

[@slenderbenji]

It'll do

[@rl_8th_g293]

lol

[@canman7249]

sounds perfect.

[@Koffi09]

Once mark said “ resealable batteries what a concept, they stole technology from Oreos.” 9:49

[@bella-kn1ye]

me: *still grieving over unus annus* mark: “i’m going to be rating flashlights today and shining them into my eyes”

[@HoaxNess]

I mean, this does have some UA feel to it. Just imagine Eef being there as well

[@kadenthoreson9915]

Basically an Unus Annus episode without Eef

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

damn, I really like your cover photo. Cheers

[@Chaosparade23]

This is exactly what I was hoping would happen after Unus Annus. Im so happy

[@ItsMeGemini11]

I wish Eef was there:”(

[@7drag0n]

this video really makes me feel like I'm tied up in his basement and he's just explaining flashlights and ranting to me

[@burnedmydickinatoaster2116]

10/10 would probably enjoy as long as he would just do it to rant about flashlights.....he fully knowingly "flashed" us

[@doubleturnip6063]

Imagine getting kidnapped and then just having someone yell at you about flashlights.

[@bananabird735]

@@doubleturnip6063 add to that, you recognise him but have nothing to tell anyone else

[@energyygd]

Omg I’m rewatching the vid and take everything like that

[@Boiman7]

You are

[@sandrasaenz1000]

“Hi, it’s perfectly normal to join me in the dark.” Me who is watching at night: aight imma head out.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8109]

I literally broke my light bulb a week ago so im currently typing this in the dark, well not completely if you count the light that's emitting from my laptop.

[@r431and350rl]

Love the dark also I can relate in some way lol made me laugh so hard this guy is funny

[@quickhallz5595]

LOL same xD

[@sandrasaenz1000]

@@quickhallz5595 I was literally expecting a jump scare. I was prepared...

[@bigdummy2054]

8:29 the shadow of his hand on the wall is so funny to me 😭

[@SleepyCeline]

I imagine nothing surprises Amy anymore. Like her hearing him talking to himself about flashlights and the witch in a dark closet is the least worrisome thing he could do.

[@lybmae]

LOL u copied my comment dear

[@Newt1981]

Honestly after Unus Annus, this might've been her idea. There's a reason those two have been together a long time.

[@crimsonkarma13]

Kinda like how matpat records his videos in his closet

[@lrd_ghst_tast1170]

Mark has to much power and Amy saw this at the safest thing for him and the world

[@CharismaticBarista]

It’s not witch, it’s vvitch.

[@LEWI0N33]

6:31 I think Mark pointing a very powerful Light into his eyes whilst wearing three pairs of sunglasses and saying "I'm not an flashlight expert" is definetly one of the funniest things on the Channel in my opinion.

[@goose93]

Four

[@loganxavier]

@Baumkuchen four

[@diegodollarhide6663]

Seven

[@ashycoollol]

@@diegodollarhide6663 69

[@masonjesse24]

999

[@leonardo.diCATio]

The combination of Mark's outfit, the three layers of sunglasses, the completely empty room except for a giant replica of his face and flashlights, and the lack of socks and shoes is an aesthetic I could never explain.

[@pepitodiablo912]

Cultcore

[@ladysauce2508]

lack of socks and shoes..? oh wait i forgot americans wear shoes inside their house

[@Oliver-Thyella]

Don’t forget the helmet of the Slayer.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

I'd call it...White Room aesthetic, just without the straitjacket

[@morcraft6433]

Ipliercore

[@WovenYT]

that actual brightest one would make an amazing tool for home defense, like good luck shooting me without your eyes

[@angelandy3677]

Unus annus ends: Mark: “SO I BOUGHT THESE FLASH LIGHTS DONT ASK WHY JUST WATCH!!”

[@ogvamp2]

No more unus annus

[@somethingspace3472]

The flash light won't last as long...

[@NotTheDragon837]

He couldn't resist doing another dumb video like he did on unus annus.

[@courtneymyers3484]

Honestly, this looked like a unus annus video... but we won't talk about it

[@m.m.5352]

It just feels off without Eef 😭

[@conall9415]

Amy: "Mark, how much was that flashlight." Mark: "Around $500" Amy: "$500!" Mark: "Oh no! It was worth it! I'm pretty sure it can burn the house down." Amy: "What!"

[@unknown_limes]

Markiplier Reviews: a series where Mark becomes increasingly chaotic as he bullies brands into sponsoring him.

[@benthebum6215]

The gates of heaven just opened for a second 23:01

[@hannahsides4296]

we're literally here watching a grown man with a deep voice and muscles shine a flashlight into his eyes

[@okbuddywhattheflip]

Honestly I’d let Markiplier kill me if he was taking the whole time

[@Justakatto]

@@okbuddywhattheflip O_O

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

And we're happy

[@charlhotmcding6207]

@@okbuddywhattheflip damn

[@Annette1278]

@@okbuddywhattheflip i mean so would i

[@succubusroyalty]

power goes out: Mark: AMY GRAB THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL FLASHLIGHT

[@ahuman2695]

He has a good bit of money, I'm sure he has a backup generator

[@acegamingnation4043]

@@ahuman2695 bro he has the sun he don't need a generator lol

[@ahuman2695]

@@acegamingnation4043 unless he has to make food and the power is out

[@acegamingnation4043]

Well the big one was heating up after 60k LM so he could toss a steak on the lens at 100k LM

[@noobmaster6823]

@@ahuman2695 pretty sure that light burns hotter then a supernova

[@impermanentLucidity]

Markiplier's survival guide: Tactical shovel, 100000 lumen flashlight that's it. that's all you need

[@tangentpanda89]

Don't forget the 3 in 1 baton, flashlight, and taser.

[@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698]

@@tangentpanda89 flashling he already said, or u talking about the 2,000 lumen flashlight? thats useless.

[@hopeentity835]

Don’t forget the green giant canned green beens. For food.

[@quadratechofficial]

Its on his Amazon review weapons video

[@beercansam9290]

Gonna need MRE’s too

[@mushy8read]

Mark: * Wears four sunglasses over each other and looks directly into a flashlight * "I'm not a flashlight expert."

[@TCapButterCup]

Mark already misses Unus Annus, that he's doing it himself.

[@artificialbreadsticks]

yeah thats the vibes im getting atm

[@GippyHappy]

Mark has like 7 flashlights in the room and still went for his phone when he needed to look for something.

[@preyxhunter9821]

Love it 😭🤣☠️

[@GnushyVOD]

go with what you're used to

[@pinkclouds1292]

Bc it's the baseline and makes it easier to compare the base to the flashlights when you use the base. It's like using water as a palette cleanser

[@mottplay]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@samanthairish311]

“It’s perfectly normal to talk about people in the dark” *remembers Unus Annus* totally

[@Skyblue-yf6wm]

Memento Mori💀

[@yuarkok6273]

what is unnus annus dude i dont think anybody knows that

[@feef1699]

@@yuarkok6273 you wouldn't get it

[@Cipher_Paul]

@@yuarkok6273 12 million people did

[@tjacks8601]

This would deffo be an unus annus vid, if there was only more time...

[@TCW524]

0:50-sh: The world’s brightest man-made light is the light on the top of the pyramid casino in Las Vegas.

[@squidwurdiered1445]

Mark:“Don’t try this at home” Me: *painfully sobs*

[@masterem1357]

hey now, don’t try this at home~

[@royass8309]

This is our disclaimer to you hey

[@shaambo]

😭😭😭

[@presanctuary7279]

hey now... dont try this.... at hommeeeee.... :,(

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

🎵 Hey now don't try this at home 🎵

[@rew970]

Sean: ladder and drill Eef: pressure washer Mark: flashlight My childhood celebrities are growing up, and it needs to stop

[@Santiago-Farrell]

How dare you forget Mark's tactical shovel

[@caidenmillar2832]

I use to play with ladders, drills, pressure washers and flashlights as a kid (around about 5-6 years old). All of these thing are genuinely cool. I think most kids would want to get these when they're older just to mess around with lol. Shining a strong flashlight through a forest or over a paddock is awesome to do. Sometimes you can see foxes or other animals.

[@LordRuric]

He just played with flashlights like a 10 year old.. I don't think you have to worry

[@jakillDamOod]

Don't forget the 5 OVENS

[@rennanahoshi1234]

Felix: Tambourine

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

POV: You are Unus’s dead body and Annus is going mad talking about a “vvitch” and blinding you with several flashlights because it was a dead channel’s rejected video idea

[@garblery]

why do I feel like I know this from somewhere

[@cablefellow5315]

Same. This video feels like a clue

[@StnkyDinky]

@@cablefellow5315 wait what, a clue ? Lmao how, (no really how I wanna know)

[@Rex-golf_player810]

I like the idea that this video is what is going on inside of the casket that unus and annus are in lol

[@random_gamer5859]

9:19 G U R T H

[@fabcatgames3930]

Unus Annus: *Ends* Mark: *realizes he has another KZbin channel* Mark: buys world's brightest flashlight due to Unus Annus withdrawls.

[@yuarkok6273]

whats unnus annus man i never heard of it

[@UnknownPerson-fh1hy]

He keeps saying annusly

[@saturdaynightcrisps3880]

@@yuarkok6273 oh you poor, poor soul

[@richyflamingo6156]

@@saturdaynightcrisps3880 i think he's joking

[@BreathingStereotype]

@@yuarkok6273 it was a channel that mark and crankgameplays owned where basically they made a video together everyday for a year then deleted the channel. It's gone now however.

[@wanderingwolf2606]

Mark: "I'm responsible with money." Also Mark: *buys a $600 flashlight*

[@doomyboi]

He paid 600 dollars for what is basically a lasgun prototype

[@archerestarcher]

With how many subs and views he gets per vid, he's likely made back all that money and then earned money on top of it. So actually, he is kinda responsible somehow lol.

[@brandimullins8813]

to go with his TACTICAL SHOVEL lol

[@gemhunter498]

Hey, have you guys ever heard of the American Sar? It's an animal that lives in mainly Colorado, and digs deep holes underground. Rarely, it decides to build a trench, and time widens it into a full blown chasm. A Sar-Chasm.

[@ericlamb4501]

This is basically "Eef buys things for Mark pt.3 but there's no Unus Annus anymore so Mark does it himself like a lunatic."

[@JeweledLove]

"Annusly" I've never heard that word before, but it sounds familiar

[@a177858]

;-;

[@deeznutz2640]

when did he say that??

[@majormelon8855]

;-;

[@broadcast8843]

man, i can't wait to get into unus annus, its really interesting /j

[@obtainedlight4745]

@@broadcast8843 yeah! The Unus Annus timer is around -005:00:00

[@NavyDigital.]

All of the unintentional innuendos or me having a dirty mind I can't

[@Calnguyen7220]

Mark: it’s perfectly normal to join me here in the dark Unus Annus fans: we know father, thank you

[@blank6334]

Hmm what is this unus annus

[@blank6334]

Searched it up does not exist

[@rotcoric]

@@blank6334 it was a channel mark and Ethan made in 2019. They deleted it this year. You missed it

[@Withered741]

@Zack TheCraz he was joking lmao

[@dontbesuchaleaf]

@@blank6334 don’t remind me 😭

[@gamebotsonline]

Mark: "Actually I have all the time in the world." Me remembering Unus Annus: "Have we learned nothing?"

[@Blueflag04]

No

[@Tempvo]

When do we ever learn

[@Itookurspaghetti]

@sp00kykilljoy 0

[@Thatchaoscreator]

Have you learned nothing

[@adamgonzalez2815]

Unnas annus was a different breed. we are mere mortals

[@killamillachat]

Mark: “I am very responsible with my money.” Also Mark: Buys a tactical shovel to scoop ice cream

[@mementomori3411]

We don’t talk about the shovel

[@気が変わるエロは最高です]

*we don’t talk about that*

[@nubbiewubbie7285]

And a $500 flashlight.

[@starbuckslatte8157]

Doesn’t everyone do that?

[@ColonizeMARS-hb7qy]

I bough a tactical shovel beacouse of mark, ok not to scoop ice creams but still...

[@xinfintybros]

10:38 the fact that they added gunshot sounds is so funny

[@dumblehades]

At the end when he shouted “MY EYES” I half expected a countdown and “Unus Annus! Unus Annus!”

[@thetownlesbian]

Right? I swear I still hear the ticking :'))

[@realgamingkeys]

When the 3 2 1 started when he was gonna turn on the last one i expected the same thing lmao

[@kro1483]

Didn’t we all...didn’t we all, I was expecting it at the beginning AND the end, then I got sad cuz it just wasn’t meant to be.

[@nemanjareljanovic180]

Memento mori 😢❤️

[@sophiesturgill1540]

@@thetownlesbian we all still here the ticking. The ticking of a channel we could not save. A channel that i felt honoured to see go

[@Xanegoh]

Mark: "I am very responsible with my money." Also Mark: "I aM a MaN wItH fIvE oVeNS!!!"

[@cymeyers1255]

The fact that anyone remembers markiplier makes besides me makes me happy

[@FirstLast-ju2ef]

FIIIIIIIVE OVENS!

[@ellisvives]

@@cymeyers1255 It's because it's one of his best series and all of them are really funny

[@ikiya1]

lmaooooooooooooooo

[@elusivegaming1500]

@@cymeyers1255 I was watching that yesterday

[@figthegiant9324]

Mark’s white clothes makes it look like we’re in solitary confinement with him and he’s gone mad and has started ranting and babbling about flashlights darkness vvitches and shrinkflation with his cardboard mini-me Edit: *Mom I famous!!!*

[@TheBlueSascha]

Yesn't

[@koma7358]

always has been

[@SalvagedPaintbrush]

Lol

[@XxUnderKanexX]

Lol were in an insane asylum with him XD

[@cyberpunkthewolf5567]

it scares me how right you are

[@mackenzie2282]

23:57 Amy watching from another room like "Oh god Mark's at it again."

[@dead_warrior_wae]

Mark: "I'm very responsible with my money" 500 dollar flashlight: *_good_** **_boy_* **blinks in 100k lumen**

[@moslenes5024]

If u would buy a flashlight that have 999M LM The sun:wait that's illegal

[@maxinator9407]

It’s an investment he makes like 5 times that off of the video

[@KosmonautKasey]

Plus like he said if he spent that much money in it he's making a video with it. So it's in investment AND write off. Lol

[@dead_warrior_wae]

chillll people do you even know what a joke is

[@DamianSiIvers]

Mark right after Unus Annus dies: "I want to get into some big projects" "Big project": This video

[@earlytumblr]

I miss Ethan wish he was here

[@aab5425tt]

If I wouldn’t of known any better I would’ve thought this was an UA video just based off the title 😂

[@randyboo9730]

@@aab5425tt I thought that for a second based on the cover

[@shahabuddin9830]

Atleast appreciate yo

[@SunsBTW]

@@aab5425tt yes yes YES

[@trybutter133]

“Unus annus is gone” Mark:it’s free real estate.

[@aiztoh]

He Reference some of it tho to unus annus

[@larencurry5230]

Annus Annus

[@NightRaid777]

Mark, so this is what happened to u during quarantine?

[@biscut_in]

@@aiztoh I think he did these types of videos before unnus annus

[@luciluver420]

Right??? That's what I was gonna say. This is unus annus without eef...

[@joeyshredz_1]

0:12 a game theory

[@grimreefer9324]

Imagine being some robber that breaks into someone’s house only to be met with a hundred thousand lumens worth of strobe light getting blasted at you. I’d die on the spot.

[@jamesprice2163]

I genuinely think you'd go blind within seconds

[@Dj.MODÆO]

Between flashes you see a man with 6 pairs of sunglasses on who smells of Limburger cheese and Bibibop simultaneously.

[@Corviidei]

@@Dj.MODÆO poptart crumbs are littering his face. He washes it down with a sip of delmonte water

[@lodniting4838]

You barely see him smile and then pointing all of them right in your eyes and as you go blind you hear " you chose the wrong house"

[@JimmyEatDirt]

You laugh, but welding machines typically run at 60-75% brightness of the FUCKING SUN from out of atmosphere, not that weak shit that actually gets down to the surface. A welding arc therefore is something close to 130k lumens. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. YOU NEED A WELDING HELMET TO LOOK INTO THAT FLASHLIGHT

[@butterfly-rr2uh]

Amy just walking by until she sees heaven coming out of a closet

[@SarutaValentine]

“Well he’s at it again” *goes to bed*

[@alexgrubb1057]

Just the usual.

[@WolfyRed]

@@alexgrubb1057 21 likes nice

[@danjub4513]

@@WolfyRed its 21K likes

[@bigtythebariguy]

@@danjub4513 no?

[@ante8318]

If the kid in Fnaf 4 had this, he could be invincible.

[@idontexist5132]

The nightmares would vaporize.

[@ante8318]

@@idontexist5132 yeah hhaha imagine

[@PurpleLobster7]

The god of light

[@creepergaming3280]

The power of Christ compells you

[@user-cg8zi2wk3l]

Imagine jeremy from fnaf 2. He flashes it towards the animatronics and they disintegrate.

[@braxtonconcepts2]

23:04 fun fact they’re the flashing you see is actually the infrared laser scanning his face also known as facial, scanning to unlock your phone

[@SapphireZiria]

Why did you put , in-between facial and scanner