Treasure Hunter Simulator

Treasure Hunter Simulator DEFINITELY isn't grave robbing, NO SIR! This is reputable, respectable finders keepers!
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[@gamingseizure]

imagine going to a historical memorial and you just see markiplier with a metal detector screaming "DIBZ" as he digs up a human corpse

[@Jbird728]

Best day ever

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

I would scream back "NO I HAD DIBS!"

[@Royal__Kitsune]

and he sneaks away like robbie rotten

[@SamanthaLaurier]

I'd just shrug and go help him

[@grass_toe7346]

Hahaha literally xd

[@mr.garlic7970]

The sequel to a Heist with Marliplier- A Treasure Hunt with Markiplier

[@spiritinstinct]

Their was a treasure Hunter ending lmfaoo that would be a cool continuation of that ending

[@coalmine0073]

Add a scene where he is excited about some dead guy's gold. And be disappointed that it is a button.

[@bigboobsmckenzie4651]

That would be great style

[@KızılComet]

True

[@gaymin3252]

A better sequel would be A video game with Markiplier

[@jaram2369]

Imagine just walking in the park and seeing Hee Hoo in his natural environment, screaming "HITLERS GOLD"

[@TYLERSWIFTSWORD]

LoL

[@zeldacrafter4578]

how did you just so casually automatically top another comment like this

[@jaram2369]

@@zeldacrafter4578 I didn't even read the comments on the video at all so I had no clue there were similar comments haha! 😂 also I've literally never had more than 5 likes on a comment so this was pretty random to me

[@elliehannah7890]

and seeing a hee hoo in his natural habitat yelling DIBZ, HITLERS GOLD, and making mark sounds in the park

[@aut0mata]

This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight, idk why.

[@PhileasLiebmann]

Arguably the funniest thing here is Mark lowkey gaslighting himself into thinking the footpath markings are part of a puzzle

[@booty_hunter4207]

Not how gaslighting works bruh yall needa find a new word already

[@adamatkinson5584]

@strawberrymilk • hitler's gold?

[@greenetomphson6164]

@@imchristianya3932 Just because you have a silly username doesn't mean that everything you say isn't valid in its own right?????

[@PhileasLiebmann]

@@greenetomphson6164 It is kind of difficult to take seriously though

[@luckyducky4066]

@@PhileasLiebmann I think you just don't want to take him seriously cause you don't like it that he's right

[@mateorojo11]

"I didn't wake up thinking that I would be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am!" -Markiplier, 2021

[@donkeycon9639]

@Don't Watch Me ❶ k

[@donkeycon9639]

@@AxxLAfrikuI just got second hand embarrassment

[@alexylophony]

@@AxxLAfriku this made me shoot myself in the head

[@rawpowerjagg]

@@alexylophony spammers

[@okikartika5830]

@@AxxLAfriku k

[@breakfastpenguin6018]

Imagine just going on a nice walk in the woods and you find this guy with a metal detector saying “Hitler?”

[@slowestflake]

lol

[@m1zxry_tt832]

lmfaoooo

[@vvdbj9433]

LOL

[@spinejackel]

quietly goes back to my car and calls the authorities to tell them about a deranged man with a metal detector in the woods

[@nothollow4909]

And having 3 arms

[@alexjonahs6935]

I wouldn't mind a series of this where mark just slowly devolves into treasure madness

[@krystalpeters2890]

Yesss let’s make it a thing!! 😂

[@anoukferwerda9699]

I just watched a 30 year old man slowly going crazy looking for hitlers gold for a solid 20 mins and I don’t regret a single thing

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

That's it, i'm opening a petition!

[@WraithDragon163]

Kleptomaniac Lv.2

[@krystalpeters2890]

@@WraithDragon163 yesss 😂

[@juggervolt655]

Alt title: Markiplier's Bizarre Nazi Treasure Hunting Adventure

[@darrianweathington1923]

Does that mean Bob is dio?

[@Oh_No_1]

@@darrianweathington1923 yes

[@dr.funnybones]

german science is the greatest in the world!

[@stillgeneric6270]

Obviously marks dad is like george joestar and bob poisoned him, and now the fishbachs will fight the brandos for all of eternity

[@ir7pf282]

@@stillgeneric6270 which would make sense why mark is beefy

[@WelcometoHell3]

*News Headlines Tomorrow:* "Popular KZbinr Markiplier arrested for defacing historical park, found with a metal detector screaming *DIBZ* in a delirious state"

[@mick3y2302]

PLEASE this is too funny 💀

[@erik-eb7ib]

You need more likes and subscribers just for this joke.

[@WelcometoHell3]

LOL I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD GET THIS MANY LIKES

[@thedepression950]

''He claims that he was searching for ''The Hitler's Gold''.''

[@danielm.berube3256]

"In the interrogation room he spoke only in rhymes"

[@lennardodavinci6350]

To me, Marks obsession with those tree markings is hilarious, because they are literally just marking different routes to hike

[@angelcdeath]

Thank you, lol.

[@D3mi_Glaz3]

Omg r u serious 😂

[@innertuber4049]

I could've sworn he's talked about going on a hike in the past... How does he not know about Trail Markers?

[@angelcdeath]

@@innertuber4049 Coulda been feckin' around. xD

[@boneshakerjake]

@@angelcdeath 100% a canadian right here I've never heard an american say feckin'

[@lilybeastgaming7890]

this is just mark rhyming like ethan for 20 mins straight lmaooo

[@Kaunoe]

have we forgotten riddle mark so soon?

[@dylanhewitt9008]

Love😴

[@isaacdouglass3690]

@@Kaunoe I know right

[@MothsNCoffee]

Return of HeeHoo?

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

People forget that Riddle Mark came before Ethan's rhyming.

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

I unironically need about twenty more episodes of Mark saying "Hitler's Gold"

[@galladegamer3579]

Markiplier reading Hilter's name wrong made this infinitely funnier

[@Wandergirl108]

Wait…HILTER? I genuinely can't tell if that's what you meant, if that's what the game was actually trying to send Mark towards…And I mean, if you just glance at that word most people's brains would think "Hitler"…

[@gnatscrafts]

i feel like it may have been a typo by the devs because it was capitalized but idk

[@baconbro304]

@@gnatscrafts or maybe they were scared of saying hitler

[@Chickenhoof]

Timestamp?

[@dexis9412]

@@gnatscrafts you do know that ALL names get capitalised? Not just Hitler...

[@lyenye7018]

To whom it may concern: Mark said “hitler’s gold” about 29 times

[@cybertrazh123]

I commend you good sir or madam, for i was actually curious!

[@Plazmasoldier]

I never thought I would ever want to find a " how many times did Mark say hitler" count, but here I am. Thank you.

[@thekak2627]

nazis notsees markiplier be like i see this as the same thing

[@Spadez86]

Shhh you might inspire some Twitter Nut to bring that up on Twitter

[@ConnerCantVR]

What did i do? What have i been told? Did i find, HItLeRs GoLd?!? 14:50

[@Tcj333]

I love when people use an A A A A rhyming scheme

[@tinabean4278]

LOL That was good, so funny XD made me laugh

[@kurokasteele4830]

It's amazing. Always reminds me of some english class that made me write a few poems for an assignment, and one of them was an AAAAAAAAAB rhyme scheme I wrote basically out a spite. The best part of it was that I could lean into the _poetry is art_ to justify it, because it had the main character die at the end, so upsetting the rhyme scheme could represent that... if it didn't just represent me hating poetry.

[@Entropy_arts]

What

[@randomgrmlin]

@@Entropy_arts AA and BB is used to describe how a poem rhymes. For example: On the table sat a cat A He had a nice hat A At the table there were some chairs B They had a lot of hairs B There’s also schemes like ABAB where the words rhyme every other line.

[@spinejackel]

this episode shows the importance of reading carefully mark turned hilter’s gold into hitler’s gold. whoops

[@jaefishhh_]

Why did it take me so long to realize it was hilter I-

[@catswithcattitudes2728]

I was listening to this while doing something else so I totally thought that it was actually Hitler's gold not Hilter until I saw this comment...you can imagine how confused and surprised I was (both when he said Hitler and when I saw this comment)

[@r.j.penfold]

Never noticed a thing

[@davidpatterson3906]

It makes it so much funnier

[@jasonlambert6338]

I thought I was the only one that noticed!

[@delphicdescant]

I enjoy that he's entirely too morally aware to take this game seriously.

[@ransvd]

Hence the first sentence that comes out of his mouth lmao

[@delphicdescant]

@@Nervadane It was the whole video, not just what he said at the beginning. The sentiment that taking what doesn't belong to you is wrong wasn't a joke. Becuase yeah, it would be wrong to go dig up and sell stuff out of a memorial, or a grave, or a place that isn't yours. The comment about imperialism was just an aside imo. It's more about the fact that "finders keepers" is something said mockingly by a child in a playground, not by a grown adult with a single moral fiber. And of course, this gets more complicated when talking about, say, archaeology and historical preservation, which isn't wrong (and is very right imo). So I'd say intent matters.

[@Lukiepookie69420]

You mean Old Mark when he played any game

[@panicathogwarts]

Meanwhile Sean is blowing up churches using large quantities of fireworks and explosives

[@henriqueribeiro3363]

You better get serious ok ??? !!!

[@firockfinion3326]

In this video: Markiplier defiles a historical memorial site and stabs Lixian in the eye.

[@surrealmeme8344]

He also reveals that he doesn't know what trail blazes are and reads hilter as hitler.

[@DaddyMaster76]

Mmmmmm??!!!

[@turtlequeen3805]

“We go around the world, and we take things that weren’t ours, and call it treasure” That is the most accurate definition and I’m crying 😆

[@nostalgiagaming560]

@Manisha Naskar Ah, the bots are here, as is customary...

[@nobody641]

wait what? is Susan actually doing something useful like taking care of bots?

[@thekingswit8109]

British Empire simulator 🇬🇧 ☕

[@TheFrenchRepublic]

@@thekingswit8109 Beautiful, isn’t it? So powerful. *Sips tea*

[@thekingswit8109]

@@TheFrenchRepublic indeed, our return is soon coming *sips tea*

[@sadie5478]

Imagine Amy hearing Mark upstairs, while recording, scream HITLER'S GOLD OOOOOOOOOO!

[@aroalgezion5299]

Imagine visiting your family member who died as respected veteran hero of the world war while seeing a guy laughing maniacally while digging up for what he says a "treasure"

[@Kreptic]

I imagined it, now what?

[@pizzamaria7859]

"Mommy, who's that man?" "No Charlie don't point at him, we gotta go." "DIBZ! DIBZ I CALL DIBZ!"

[@Jonny5Fails]

"There's a legendary treasure here." Mark: "I guess let's go back to the office."

[@fivefreddys8304]

Mark is just the Leprechaun. He’s obsessed with gold, he rhymes constantly, and he’s short.

[@sipmcihm8107]

Outta pocket🤚💀💀

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

oh my god yes

[@coldwind6556]

But he's dumb so he edits videos and posts them online for a job instead

[@JorgeSanchez-gc5uw]

He's 5' 10 tho

[@ruikamishiro9792]

@@JorgeSanchez-gc5uw *5' 8

[@RogueTitan457]

Mark: *finds bottlecap* Description: "If you wait until 2077 it might actually be worth something" Mark: "ok, cool..." Me: *laughs in Fallout*

[@chrisreimer3091]

So few picked up on this 🤣

[@Raven68524]

Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that!

[@Eugenia123345]

Ayyye

[@felinelamp2551]

I know

[@jvseventeen]

I was hoping someone else had noticed lol that was such a good little reference

[@CheySociety]

I can’t believe The Red Skull is in charge of Markiplier’s inheritance and sent him on a trip to find Hilter’s gold

[@shelbyheading6259]

I’ve been scrolling thru the comments to see if someone had the same thought process I did 😂😂😂

[@jinnoparangue9486]

true. I was like "where did I heard that name before?".

[@xancarter1927]

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.

[@gilles466]

I knew Johann Schmidt sounded familiar

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

i wasn't 100% paying attention when mark got to that point and when he said johann schmidt, my head WHIPPED around

[@adners1175]

Description: it was a beautiful gift for a beloved girl! Markiplier: S H E ’ S D E A D N OW

[@nagisatsukimiya1999]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@GameplayTherapy]

😂 bedead girlfriend

[@nisfiarsyabana1141]

ah...schmee...

[@zombiezoo1384]

it is mildly infuriating when someone uses the channel name instead of just mark

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

@@zombiezoo1384 Bruh, he literally says his name is Markiplier, it's perfectly fine to call him that.

[@jkang6714]

I officially need more of Markiplier robbing graves simulator.

[@PossessedGlitch]

He should do an unboxing at the cemetery map.

[@brll5733]

If he plays as a Tomb Raider I demand he plays cosplayed as Lara

[@jamesknowles2445]

I like the way you think

[@CaspianMidnight]

Agreed, lmao

[@Percules789]

Seeing you dig up the battlegrounds of Gettysburg really hurt me inside. My great grandfather fell at Gettysburg. He tripped over one of those tombstones.

[@r.j.penfold]

Ngl I laughed harder than I should have. Had me in the first half ngl.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

When he fell, it was so historically important that people took note

[@Moriannae]

Mark sees a tourist trail marker on a tree: *IT'S A CLUE*

[@adamash3058]

Alternate title: “Mark loses his mind rhyming while periodically yelling DIBS!”

[@creature8911]

And hitlers gold

[@tomurashigaraki7031]

As soon as I read this he yelled dibs

[@RheaMorel]

i love that he channels his inner riddle ethan while looking for gold

[@kitt-bh4ij]

he sounds like Ethan on "Ethan kidnap's mark" especially when he's struggling to make a rhyme

[@soaperon1]

Right...riddle mark existed also, but sure. He sounds like riddle Ethan, definitely

[@Kaunoe]

More like Riddle Mark

[@hidingdiscord5141]

i got such strong ethan vibes

[@theverminator2629]

Have you ever been bitten by the hog energy

[@corruptedinnersloth6887]

A guy in a Cabin: mhhhh im going to sleep Mark: HITLER ARE U IN THERE *BANGING INTENSIFIES* a guy in a Cabin: *SHAKING IN FEAR*

[@heatherm1092]

if i was a stripper, i'd want my stage name to be Sir Richard Clapperton

[@tahlia3334]

same

[@crystalivee]

😂

[@Toneill029]

That is a pretty good stripper name

[@hesus1474]

How about Sergeant Lawrence Large

[@adeepseafish1238]

@Indra Sanjaya k I know these are just bots but as someone who reads Chinese I’m just sitting here like wtf

[@HiddenDarkHM]

"What kind of castle-ass house do I live in!?" One with five ovens.

[@alextron2564]

God. Thank you for this.

[@orpheusdrakos1911]

I AM A MAN WITH 4 OVENS!! wait that also an oven I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!! - mark

[@ir7pf282]

@@orpheusdrakos1911 who owns*

[@orpheusdrakos1911]

@@ir7pf282 It says on the comment. It was from one of markiplier 's make videos

[@ir7pf282]

@@orpheusdrakos1911 markiplier makes : creme brulé And he says “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”

[@jamesscarpino7084]

Something about Mark running around the forest yelling Hitler just hits different

[@0riginal_zer030]

I mean, ANYONE running around a forest screaming about Hitler's gold would hit different.

[@johnkyleibeas8552]

it makes me feel attracted

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

um so anyway

[@0riginal_zer030]

@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Yo, Hitler how did you manage to have a hidden stash of gold when you can barely afford to fuel your own tanks? You're not... embezzeling the Raubgold, are you?

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

@@0riginal_zer030 you're going for a train ride.

[@Kaoulay]

"I'm not exited for Hilter's Gold" *proceeds to yell in confuse happiness*

[@KyleLawley]

1:24 "Important landmarks MARKED" That was gold, Lixian. Absolute, top-tier. Thank you.

[@aphelizepariah9599]

It was gold, but not Hitler's

[@huntermxyes6528]

Mark: there's a society?! Joker: ...and I took that personally.

[@amberwoods390]

“I’m literally just digging up the trash these people threw out” Welcome to archaeology 👍🏻

[@daveyucky3341]

your name sounds like a markipliers cult after watching this video. Welcome aboard

[@coffeegirl18]

I'm literally finding pieces of blue and white china from the 1800s near the water's edge (I'd love to excavate it but it's a shared swimming area with my neighbors). There was a small mill for grain that burnt down that had a pier on the water. My neighbour's ancestors actually bought their property off the former owners of my house (I think 4 owners back though...in like the 1940s-50s).

[@timothymcintire5747]

@@coffeegirl18 That is really cool! Sounds like archaeology is a lot easier a find than anything in paleontology

[@savanamoon107104]

there are literally people who will dig up old outhouses because of the amount of valuable shit people would just throw down the hole. Pun not initially attended but now totally intended

[@coffeegirl18]

@@timothymcintire5747 Not an archeologist but I did take some archeology/anthropology courses in university. 😊

[@a.w.tsuchiya3096]

Mark channeling his inner Ethan-Kidnapped-Mark rhyming skills, here. Oof.

[@maybehunkerdunk1419]

Bal didi

[@Scoobydoo-ju9ch]

Mark when the game starts: “Welp we about to commit a war crime”

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Grab your lawyer kid, we are going to distrub the deads.

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@different6620]

I'm just a simple man commiting war crimes.

[@rahmat4848]

@@anapple1220 I prefer kiwis

[@chewymustard6426]

420 likes......nice

[@risknoodle9979]

I thought he'd eventually realize it said Hilter's gold, not Hitler's gold lmao

[@matrixodlum4969]

i know right it has been driving me crazy

[@wolfwoods_]

i had to read this comment 4 times before i saw the difference oh no

[@rbmac110]

@@wolfwoods_ dude SAME

[@benjaminaschlimanjr4939]

It's not bad when it's Hilter's and not Hitler's

[@slaydaybae]

i had to read this about 20 times before i realized you didn’t just say hitler twice 💀💀💀

[@shxdowing7977]

If Markiplier’s KZbin career ever falls through, he’d be pretty good at poetry

[@Ihaateyoutubehandles]

He'd have to do something terrible before it would fall through. I mean he could go by an anonymous name-? Poetry doesnt pay much, my dear friend.

[@shxdowing7977]

Hyperlink it was just a joke :)

[@kitcustard]

@@Ihaateyoutubehandles calm down broski it was just a joke

[@hmm6698]

Or acting

[@privpi]

Debatable

[@hamrules1062]

Mark coming up with rhymes for the gold is giving me hard UNUS ANNUS vibes. It’s just Riddle Mark making a reappearance.

[@adrienneislost1320]

riddle mark is an icon and no one can tell me otherwise

[@sans-befriended-your-mom]

HEE HOO

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

Ah yes Riddle Mark and moderately Riddle Ethan XD

[@calimango7926]

I love how Markiplier spruced up this otherwise chill game with improv slam poetry.

[@bodhimckellick7657]

He's done it quite a bit in some other videos when the gameplay isn't the most exciting. I love it the things he says, just priceless. xD

[@StingerE621]

“By the dock, it’s a lock, something you could fit inside your sock” What beautiful words mark

[@nathanschuler7587]

"I didn't think when I woke up today that I'd be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am." -Markiplier, 2021 Edit: Hilter's gold, even XD

[@brandenmicah1370]

Somewhere in the world someone else did

[@skyminji]

Hahahaha

[@Extron901]

It actually says hilters gold lmao

[@KingPoliMXE]

ok itlllt gout tillfgot

[@ItsJohnBomb]

Hilter's*

[@Nemesis087B]

Imagine taking a walk through some lovely woods and seeing a guy with a shovel and metal detector screaming “HITLER’S GOLD!!” Every time the metal detector finds something

[@gorangersforever]

*" 'cross the bridge, where the wood doth creak. Take a look, take a peek! "* *" Look deep, within the lush brush. Don't tell a soul, speak nary a hush... "* *Can we get a Markiplier Book of Rhymes?*

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

At Ethan's place.

[@jordanann3711]

Just imagine a wise old man talking about the legend of hidden gold: ~~When you feel it in your bones... you'll be able to buy ALL OF THE SCONES~~

[@semisemicoloncolon]

LMAO I hope Mark will continue to be quoted long into the future

[@j.m.1785]

Note to self: If you encounter a man digging up corpses and screaming “DIBS,” simply say “oh it’s just Mark” and walk away. Just walk away.

[@kotvinnamanar281]

I'd suggest you run, but walking away works too ig.

[@nicolabreeze8368]

Id probably approach him and shriek '*DIBS*' back at him.

[@ihatehandles]

*run* away

[@goldenkingyo]

Duly noted

[@my0hmy]

Walk AwaAaAaAaAay~

[@RaccAttack77]

“In what world is travel free?” When you live in a ‘castle-ass castle’ it might as well be.

[@coolskeleton9560]

Markiplier's Quests Quest 1: Find Blacksmith (check) Quest 2: Hitler's Gold (pending) The Blacksmith after many years being found, tells Markiplier to find Hitler's Gold to replace Tiny Box Tim's structure to defeat the Buttstabber once and for all

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Need this game

[@furioussherman7265]

Nice to see there are still people who remember the classic Markiplier memes.

[@vlatkadzhoshua7930]

mark slowly becomes a troll who loves gold, living under a bridge, constantly rhyming like in a fairytale

[@bashsandoval5520]

Give the goblin some gold.

[@torchson5771]

“i don’t think i’m gonna find hitlers gold today” -mark 2021

[@cats1970]

2021 still sounds like a future year it’s like we’ve been stuck in 2019 forever

[@torchson5771]

@@cats1970 huh

[@Mew2Man]

The marks on the trees look like trail blazes to me! In hiking areas without super obvious or very maintained trails, trees are frequently marked to be visible so that you know where to go and which way is back to civilization. If you're standing at one, another one should be within view distance or visible within the next few steps to point the way :)

[@Tari_Ebon]

I can't wait to see fan animations of Markiplier yelling like sirenhead for a few hours while telling Hitler that he can't hide! XD

[@Peppe_The_Poltergeist]

Omg someone please do this XD

[@myHandle42]

Place your bets: How many more simulations can Mark get through before he runs out

[@colemcmillan7423]

69420

[@dragonfly9856]

@@colemcmillan7423 *nice*

[@jeremyzapsmash]

"runs out"?

[@prometheanrebel3838]

He needs to check out DEEEER Simulator. Just as broken as Goat Simulator, but also just as hilarious.

[@goldentierstudios]

8

[@Ratzz_z]

I legit want a full series of this just to see mark find hitler's gold

[@tumen4501]

Yeah i want too

[@Th1kks]

Creepy profile pic

[@eriklazo5499]

​@Ty Taylor i see for those who can't see it is says H-I-L-T-E-R

[@HeemeBeeme]

Yes.

[@minigoose6284]

The next best show on the History Channel

[@gasterholdingacoffeecup4093]

“You will find treasures in the paths of old” “One of which includes Hitler’s gold” “You will have to dig through mush and mold” “Or at least that’s what I’ve been told”

[@squeemcgee1086]

"Im literally just digging up trash these people didnt want" Well hes not wrong

[@MrMaradok]

I mean, archaeological finds are made by just digging through ancient landfills.

[@squeemcgee1086]

@@MrMaradok True

[@TheFriendlyFoxyChannel]

I saw the title for this and thought "Is Mark playing Sea of Thieves again?"

[@JK-ei7wr]

… Are you implying that there is a _first_ time he played SoT? I need to see this

[@kittywithagun7742]

@@JK-ei7wr oh yes there is one with Bob Wade and Sean and it's hilarious. Probably one of my go to vids when I'm sad

[@TheFriendlyFoxyChannel]

@@kittywithagun7742 Yeah, though that was during last Beta, which was back in like 2018 I think? Anyway, I started playing recently and a LOT has been added and changed since then

[@kitcustard]

HE PLAYED SOT BEFORE?!?! HOW HAVE I MISSED THAT-

[@ihatehandles]

i heccing wish

[@matthewherndon6488]

7:47 "My name is Johann Schmidt" Is no one gonna talk about how Red Skull is leading Mark to Hitler's gold??

[@thegoodhunter3707]

I thought I'd recognized that name

[@Kreptic]

No, no one is gonna talk about how Red Skull is leading Mark to Hitler's gold now stfu.

[@David_H__]

@@Kreptic Ooh, such a salty and edgy remark.

[@leahsutherland1664]

@@Kreptic You must be fun at parties.

[@summoner2100]

I literally just heard that, and came to the comments to see if someone else had posted it.

[@DogeyboyThePieChow]

“I’m assuming this the type of game where we go around the world and we take things that weren’t ours and call it *T R E A S U R E*” -Markiplier 2021

[@wellshit9489]

Thats pretty much what treasure hunting is tbh

[@ComedicLetter]

British museum simulator

[@novascluster9318]

Imagine hearing random talking and beeping outside your house and then all the sudden someone begins to WALLOP on your door screaming “HITLER THATS YOU IN THERE ISN’T IT” 😂

[@mgaevoer6193]

Hitler:BEGONE YOU DAMN DEMON

[@animefreakygeek]

That made me laugh so hard!

[@metal.vortex]

This is a very underrated comment XD

[@RikuIshmaru]

Mark: “Follow the screams.” Me: “That... that’s a fox Mark... literally a vixen’s scream.”

[@Entropy_arts]

Who’s vixen

[@thestolenlemon]

@@Entropy_arts my mother in laws dogs name

[@RikuIshmaru]

@@Entropy_arts A "vixen" is a female fox.

[@Entropy_arts]

@@RikuIshmaru r/whooooosh

[@kurisusenpai7299]

It's always funny to see Mark buying a game, playing once, and then we never see it again

[@kurisusenpai7299]

Oof

[@kiora1947]

Yikes

[@AkiraDatBoy]

Markiplier literally turning into Dr. Seuss with these rhymes

[@tsaitosoul2368]

Me literally living in the Bavarian Forest, after watching Mark on the hunt, stomping outside with a shovel: "HITLER's GOOOLLD!!!!"

[@SainaraYT]

I shall join you on this glorious adventure with my tactical shovel!!

[@zoltankiss3737]

Trekking signs painted on trees: *exist* Mark: "IT'S A CLUE!!!"

[@alenkazazracna4930]

We've been locked inside for way too long...

[@princeakilesh4881]

The X is the treasure spot

[@goldenphoenixgaming9219]

Ah yes. "Trekking signs". The entire time i saw those i was wondering for mark and then I realized. **He's a city boi**

[@poggerman9661]

@@goldenphoenixgaming9219 What does the one in the video mean?

[@parallellynx7296]

@@poggerman9661 They're basically trail markers so you know where to go for what trail. You can follow them either way and know what path you're on. They're color coded for even easier following.

[@cptrevenant4088]

Props to Lixian for somehow finding ways to make Mark look even dumber than he usually makes himself look XD

[@e4sy_e440]

“National Treasure is a national treasure of a movie” amen

[@tylerallison9735]

As a musician I have to do this. Can we take a moment to appreciate those first few chords? Actually, let’s appreciate all the music. It’s brilliant

[@linhfphung7867]

Jesus. Mark's new haircut makes him look years younger. Felt like i accidentally hit an old vid

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

*Remembers Amnesia video*

[@TheSugaroreo]

Plus the glasses

[@count-countess8464]

I wanted him to become Rapunzel

[@goldenkingyo]

Omg same. I had to double check just to be sure 😆

[@Chas-OTE]

@@count-countess8464 That seems to be the case for me too. I always double check the dates on these new videos lol

[@goldenkingyo]

“In what world, is travel freee?” Well, covid must’ve hit them hard man

[@andreashevario3232]

➡️ livegirls19. com ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1618751907

[@nonamedeviant6014]

For Mark and anyone who was wondering what those white and orange marking meant. ( 09:17, 10:29, 15:10, 16:34 ) In Poland (for those who don't know, this game was made by Polish people) this is how we show directions in woods and on mountains. One line with colour in between two white lines show different roads for pedestrians. We mark main roads with red line and roads and paths that connect to main road with yellow/orange line. Other marking are: blue trail - long-distance routes, green trail - leads to characteristic places, black trail - short access trail. A white dot with another dot inside means end/beginning of this specific road (that is classified by colour of the dot inside).

[@kitkat1637]

Imagine you’re a ghost haunting the site of your death and you just see Mark running around with a metal detector yelling DIIIIBZ

[@ihatehandles]

so we talking about phasmophobia or THS, because it sounds about the same

[@NODnuke45]

Mark was then followed by countless souls to be haunted till the end of time, he has not been seen or heard from since.

[@raspberryfox4909]

@@NODnuke45 I think the ghosts would be haunted by Mark

[@margaretb6197]

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW GOOD LIXIAN IS AT EDITING!?!?!?

[@user-zm3bc8ng6m]

I saw a video where he said it takes him about 6-12 hours to edit a video, maybe even like 8-12 hours. Mad respect

[@Kreptic]

NO WE CAN'T TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW GOOD LIXIAN IS AT EDITING, NOW STFU.

[@toxicdemon5426]

Nerdfiction edited this too

[@callummcneill6266]

@@Kreptic HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT OUR LORD LIXIAN

[@David_H__]

@@Kreptic Ooh, such a salty and edgy remark.

[@Thebighoopazawg]

Little did we know, Mark was the treasure that we've been searching for

[@Mecal21]

It was the Marks we made along the way

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 4620

[@meloyumi]

@@ceegeetee no

[@seanjenkins2188]

I'm just looking for Barn Finder's: Part 2.

[@clover4069]

Yds

[@lelandwallace9271]

I couldn’t even imagine going over to the holocaust memorial or something and see mark with a metal detector then when it goes off I just hear HITLERS GOLD?...DIBS DIBS DIBSSSSSSS

[@cosmicpenguin]

Imagine he digs to find treasure but instead finds a black and white coffin

[@anarchi4791]

no

[@boonb1]

Momento Mori.

[@cosmicpenguin]

@@anarchi4791 what ? Black and white are my favourite colours lol and the coffin is cause coffins get dumped in random places

[@cosmicpenguin]

@@anarchi4791 it's totally not a reference to something that got deleted a long time ago

[@cosmicpenguin]

@@boonb1 digging our friend a grave🎶

[@FaV1]

The symbols Markiplier keeps finding are just hiking symbols that signify certain paths so that hikers don't get lost :D (signed: a German)

[@magnusamann6806]

Mark: what's this? Me: Das sind Wanderwege!

[@bgezal]

Aren't some of them border markings of hiking area/nature preserve?

[@CharlesSchifferSymphony]

Petition to see Lixian with a bandage over his eye in the next video(s).

[@arsimckhoi]

It would be great if this was a series and lixian just got progressively more and more injured each episode

[@CharlesSchifferSymphony]

@@arsimckhoi some good continuation of Lixian's injuries

[@xxtuck518xx]

._.

[@mrnice81]

"Something tells me: I don't want Hitlers gold! Because something tells me it might not have been Hitler's!" And just like that, two sentences, Markiplier showed more integrity and morals than all the Swiss banks. Or anyone else in high-finance. Gotta love Mark.

[@alexconn7473]

I mean someone could still probably want to find it mainly for the sake of returning it because they probably might get rewarded for doing so

[@dachangoo594]

Of course Mark can rhyme have you forgotten one of his classic's? "You do you, and I do me, and we won't do each other, probably." It was a great poem.

[@cryophoneix]

Alternate Title: Markiplier rhymes his way to HITLER'S GOLD

[@Irish_Enderman]

*H I T L E R ' S* *G O L D*

[@merpuffedy]

Hey guys I make short gaming videos and skits. Can you guys check them out? Thanks so much guys!

[@nathanhowell3297]

I mean, he *did* get an email from the head of Hydra

[@semperFaust1]

I did n-a-z-i this happening to Mark to get Obsess with hitlers gold

[@amirulhakim4149]

Imagine a kid name "Hitler" then the school decided to censor that name 🗿

[@davidhelou9777]

imagine your going on a walk in the park and you find markiplier running around with a metal detector going like :"Oh Mama I feel it it 's here and then suddenly stops and screams IT'S MINE"

[@lennyjames8457]

Mark: sees a brick half embedded in the groun Also mark: *H I T L E R S G O L D*

[@Not_Ciel]

Mark: Making stupid ass rhymes Me: Sobbing in the corner because it was that one Unus Annus episode all over again, where Ethan kept rhyming to Mark.

[@judesm7265]

Riddle-Ethan was comedic gold

[@lubnaadobah1772]

I'm a simple girl. I see Unus Annus, I hit "like".

[@rurdykds]

If only *[REDACTED]* came back but everything must come to an end

[@norbertmoses7134]

The fact that Ethan had zero idea what was going on with his "escape room" made it ten times funnier

[@galladegamerletsplays]

Yeah, we all miss [0:00:00:00]

[@ZainabHady]

Alternate title: Markiplier creates poems while searching for Hitler's Gold.

[@lesimili-patissier278]

Notice it said Hilter. Maybe it's not a typo and there was just this rich old dude called Hilter that never understood why people that read fast were so cold to him.

[@thekak2627]

that would be awsome sounding

[@chance713]

He missed a golden opportunity to use the word 'gold' in his first poem. His saying 'soul is sold' instead of 'find hitler's gold' made me cringe 😆

[@eng2625]

When Markiplier says "Oh momma,.." I remember the the cartoon Johnny Bravo.

[@catfishinthehatfish]

Me too

[@AccidentProneHobbyist]

Imagine Gettysburg Memorial and in the middle of the woods you just hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs Dibs 5:24

[@hearthrazer357]

i love how in mark's mind they had spray paint back in ww2 and it survived over a century on natural rock formations to form some sort of treasure map

[@DerUhrzeigesinn]

Mark: Interprets normal hiking markings as some sort of secret message.

[@greed1175]

Didn't expect to see riddle mark again. Good to see he's doing good

[@ashoken4153]

Anyone else lowkey want more of this? I love it 😂

[@Beara-sd9vg]

Nobody: Mark: But you can’t blame poor Jack for not knowing how to spell. He only just learned how to speak. Just barely. Also Mark: ThErE’s An I iN tEaM

[@Kreptic]

But Mark is somebody, so saying nobody then mentioning Mark who is somebody makes your whole comment look stupid and contradictory, please delete this, you're embarrassing yourself.

[@galladegamer3579]

Yeah there is Look at block text for team It's in the A-hole

[@leahsutherland1664]

@@Kreptic You having a bad day?

[@gokaputt]

@@Kreptic Someone needs an icecream cone. I liked the comment.

[@cats1970]

He literally read Hilter wrong

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Alt title: Markiplier says rhymes while walking around in an Argentinian forest hunting for Hitler

[@kys6557]

I thought it was Bavarian

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@kys6557 I say Argentina because that’s where Hitler was planning to flee before he suicide. Implying that he actually fled to Argentina, jokingly.

[@hanam7663]

@@mrmr_zoomie Yeah but it said Hilters gold not Hitler

[@threecheeseburrito]

@@hanam7663 yeah but Mark doesn't know how to read properly sometimes Honestly it's funnier for him to think he's looking for Hitler's treasure

[@brick6517]

@@hanam7663 that’s what I thought hey

[@gethk.gelior4214]

I love how Mark had a whole year dedicated to [REDACTED] in the form of [DELETED CHANNEL], and now he's at other people's grave screaming *DIBZ*

[@meninaymez_and_we]

Omg another case of [REDACTED] how does it feel to be [REDACTED]? I have nonexistents on my back all the time who [REDACTED] Do you have the fear of the [REDACTED]?

[@Michael_The_Rabbit]

You mean Una... oh no they found me

[@Devilboy_1029]

Don't disrespect unus annus by calling it [REDACTED].

[@sirankleknocker3122]

@@Devilboy_1029 Who is this... Unus Annus...? Perhaps _it_ was a form of.. entity? Specifically designed to exist from the year 20-[REDACTED] to 2021?

[@theoffcialyeehawdude]

IM BEGGING FOR YOU TO DO ANOTHER COOKING SIMULATOR!!!!

[@hamburgeryt1250]

I would be surprised if this video was actually monetized.