I almost cried when I rediscovered a huge box of MASK vehicles in a box in my cellar after I thought I had lost them in a move. Very, very fond childhood memories.
@LeafseasonMagbag5 жыл бұрын
I would 100% watch a podcast hosted by 80s cartoon villains. It actually seems like something Ashens WOULD DO.
@brianhebert61523 жыл бұрын
Pizzazz from Jem would be the only girl hosting the show
@biscuitsalive5 жыл бұрын
One day that sofa will reside in a museum, the nostalgia KZbin museum 2049. All will come, some will be confused.
@KurisuYamato5 жыл бұрын
What's left of it anyway -- last I recall he said it was down to like 2 sections :O
@armwrestlingfan68045 жыл бұрын
Or maybe Ash will bury himself with the sofa in front of him and aliens will find his grave thinking that the sofa was his GOD
@unlokia5 жыл бұрын
It won't, it *really, really* won't - don't assume - just because you're inside the KZbin echo chamber, that Ashens is some form of notorious, worldwide "celebrity" - that's delusion.
@chillidog12285 жыл бұрын
heathens will think it's the simpson's couch
@MrKeech6665 жыл бұрын
It will need a pair of disembodied hands to make sense! 🤣
@minski765 жыл бұрын
"Viscous Evil Network of Mayhem" Miles.... are we the baddies?
@brianm63375 жыл бұрын
Are we talking oil viscous, molasses viscous, water viscous...?
@minski765 жыл бұрын
@@brianm6337 As viscous and vicious as autocorrect....
@LCFC815 жыл бұрын
But why snakes though?
@adicakes5 жыл бұрын
A rat’s......anus?
@rubykelly23054 жыл бұрын
"Nonsense! The 'Mayhem' part is because you work for me." "Okay, but what about the 'Vicious' and the 'Evil'" "...Typos"
@OptimusGPrime5 жыл бұрын
Another great, hidden feature of the Ford Bronco, besides the obvious ability to go on a high-speed chase so fast, you could get away with murder!
@2gname5 жыл бұрын
I never even heard of the OJ ford thing, but somehow when I read your comment I just KNEW that was about him.
@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын
It's a k5 blazer not bronco
@BenCol5 жыл бұрын
6:56 Ashens drops another one of his legendary poems: “Hi Calhoun, How you doing? Nice quiff, We’re all impressed.” Ah, masterpiece! Up there with Keats and Yeats and that one about how many days each month has.
@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын
Great job 👏🏿👍🏿
@Lumibear.5 жыл бұрын
It’s 2am and I’m instaclicking to watch a brown sofa talk about plastic crap, I’m living the dream.
@samholdsworth4207 ай бұрын
It's 9:10 a.m. PST may 17th 2024
@IXAX155 жыл бұрын
the second most evil Ford Bronco I guess
@bazboyd445 жыл бұрын
Wait what's number 1
@GatlinsFuckinCornfield5 жыл бұрын
@@bazboyd44 the Ford bronco
@bazboyd445 жыл бұрын
@@GatlinsFuckinCornfield oh
@IXAX155 жыл бұрын
@@bazboyd44 homeboy AC's
@SonofSethoitae5 жыл бұрын
@@bazboyd44 OJ Simpson my dude
@mikeymegamega5 жыл бұрын
I assume Ashens starts his day thinking: Oh I should be edited and rendered with this video by 6pm if I start now - then the reality has him uploading to KZbin at 2am....
@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын
If you say so
@jimneegs38875 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen this stuff in ages. When I was quite little an older cousin gave me all of his mask toys! He had damn near the whole set, including some kind of mountain base. Best hand me downs ever!
@ajaxlewis76645 жыл бұрын
I've always blamed my terrible sleeping pattern on Ashens
@TheToyBoy19785 жыл бұрын
lol. I'm with you there mate. ;-)
@thecosmonaut93225 жыл бұрын
Same. I could do nothing all day but then as soon as I should be heading to bed, it’s tat time.
@residentelect5 жыл бұрын
Completely agree! And despite him being in the UK too, he often posts content so bloody late, so when I'm notified at 01:30 in the morning I end up sacrificing sleep for pound shop tat, 80s action figures, and out of date food?!!
@isaacsrandomvideos6673 жыл бұрын
Haha
@calvinlee81035 жыл бұрын
That first figure with the purple shirt was one of my favorite toys as a kid. I did not have the mask. I did not have the vehicle. I did not know what M.A.S.K. was. I just liked the eye patch.
@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын
Damn bro that's tragic. The little helmets were the best part. 😢
@MrPetesubzero5 жыл бұрын
Someone has probably said this already so apologies in advance but Raven actually turns into a boat
@LadyLunarSatine5 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking, the battle mode still detracts from its overall aesthetic.
@MJuegaES5 жыл бұрын
Fucking Manta turns into a plane and Raven into a boat?!
@zofyrose5 жыл бұрын
I feel naming it after a bird was a bit misleading then.
@LadyLunarSatine5 жыл бұрын
You know of any black waterfowl?
@md_vandenberg5 жыл бұрын
Makes sense, seeing as a "corvette" is a type of ship.
@MrSsadab5 жыл бұрын
This channel continues to make me happy, what a gem you are, Stewart!
@ojrmk15 жыл бұрын
I used to know all the characters, Masks and vehicles by heart. Loved this show so much.
@buggybugson6245 жыл бұрын
I was born in 2000 and that intro still makes me smile for some reason
@Suraht5 жыл бұрын
The Raven was a seaplane/submersible, IIRC. I mostly liked the Corvette mode on it, though.
@phantomhurricane6665 жыл бұрын
so, basically it's Transformers meets Mad Max?
@3dmaster2055 жыл бұрын
No, it was no post-apocalyptic series.
@oneblacksun5 жыл бұрын
The mask with powers was used in Bionicle, which was neat.
@jeffmint54725 жыл бұрын
Mad Trax!
@defrozendonut87155 жыл бұрын
That would be a kick ass movie
@FatFredyFreak5 жыл бұрын
More like Transformers meets GI Joe
@AltimaNEO5 жыл бұрын
I had that 57 Chevy as a kid. Man I loved that toy. It was so bad ass.
@robertshadbolt30564 жыл бұрын
Rhino was my favorite vehicle, action force figures fitted perfectly on these
@Crazy_Borg5 жыл бұрын
Had it Had it Had it Had it Had it Had it. Sold them them after I finished school. :-( Except Manta, which still resides on my Desk.
@johnclavis5 жыл бұрын
Robot Chicken did a great parody of the opening of M.A.S.K... "DO THEY... SELL THE GAS... TO THEMSELVES?.........MASK!!!"
@thetylife5 жыл бұрын
MASK......"The things they turn into are worse than they were before OHHH........." lol
@patch-fm5 жыл бұрын
...
@missbianka5 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the song I started thinking about when I saw the title. "MASK! Don't they know command doesn't start with a 'K'?"
@sabrearashi3025 жыл бұрын
I've waited years for this. Bless your face, Ashens.
@micktaylor93325 жыл бұрын
I used to love mask as a kid. Had loads of the toys. Cars, bikes, helecopters. They were brilliant at the time. Smell that nostalgia. Awezome!! 😌
@TimChuma5 жыл бұрын
I remember the episode when they went to Uluru and it was full of gold and treasure. Also please do not ride your robot up and down a sacred site. "I gotta get a photo of those Aboriginies, where's my light meter?"
@comradeurod98055 жыл бұрын
Finally the god of tat blesses us with part 2 of this glorious undertaking. PRAISE BE TO 80s TOYS Also the mask from the first mask reminds me of the prototype iron man armor Tony stark builds in the desert
@brianm63375 жыл бұрын
@Jack McLain Gods require tribute. What tat should a being such as he review? :D
@peterjf77235 жыл бұрын
I never saw the Saturday morning TV series but in the 1980s I was working for a commercial photographer and one time we had a whole lot of MASK toys like that to photograph for a toy catalogue. The company did not want the toys back so I took them and gave them all to a friends nephew who was thrilled to have them.
@Clay36135 жыл бұрын
Did you live in Ohio?
@peterjf77235 жыл бұрын
@@Clay3613 No I was in the UK. The toy company we were doing the catalogue shoot for was an importer.
@KurosakiYukigo5 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting 3 bloody years for this!
@JordanJamesAW5 жыл бұрын
“Secrets from the night” is such a banger, I love these videos just for the outro.
@TommyCrosby5 жыл бұрын
OMG, I just watched the pilot episode of this cartoon series and it's hilarious how each characters leave their jobs once the team is called to assemble.
@Darthadios5 жыл бұрын
at 17:50 that´s Dr.Disrespect ! LOL =) Also litte Adios would been very happy with those toys at the 80´s.
@BigJimFodder5 жыл бұрын
100th "raven was a fookin boat" comment right here. Nice collection of tat though.
@watchspotting4 жыл бұрын
I believe not only that Raven transforms into a boat, but that those things that flip out on the wheels of Raven are some kind of those James Bond-esque things that would come out and pop other people's tires which obviously would never work and would just scratch up the opponent's hubcap.
@Soultsukino5 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories. I had a lot of the back when I was a kid!
@jasonmack99465 жыл бұрын
My favorite toy line and cartoon from the 80s. I always hated that they never caught on as well as GI Joe and Transformers. Thank you Ashens.
@Ray_the_Jackal5 жыл бұрын
Finally, part two. Been waiting forever
@jameswarrick7785 жыл бұрын
17:39 it's as through the car shat the passenger out. Brill video as always ashens.
@CanadianBakin42O5 жыл бұрын
Basically the 5 years iv watched this channel, nothing basically changed but the video quality.
@brycevo5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I should listen to podcasts about gardening
@Verbal0ne5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been more excited about an Ashens video
@rickscreationscustrr4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that. That was a fun trip down memory lane. I had many of those toys as a child. G.I. Joe and MASK were my favorites!
@Gasoline855 жыл бұрын
Usually I have *some* form of prior knowledge about the stuff Ashens reviews, but throughout the whole of this video I found myself just nodding politely and smiling.
@merlingstoss63325 жыл бұрын
M.A.S.K. was great. I'd forgotten how much fun the toys were!
@gochem30134 жыл бұрын
I love the beginning of the intro of MASK. Very grid landscape.
@thewretchedhiveofscumandvi42255 жыл бұрын
7:18 that actually scared the shit out of me
@jacobcassell71125 жыл бұрын
After looking up the Mask intro, I immediately see the inspiration for the intro and outro on these 80's toy videos.
@chriswinspear79655 жыл бұрын
Mask on the Amstrad....oh childhood how I miss you so.
@Lazarus70005 жыл бұрын
The neat thing about these to me was always that they were identifiable cars. The black sportscar is a C4 Corvette and the purple one is definitely a 300ZX -these are two of my favorite sportscars!
@chilliwaterlickingecko51135 жыл бұрын
One of my fave t.v show and toys as a child... thanks for showin..... Big love from here in Australia 👋🏾👍🏾👍🏾✌🏾
@T4silly5 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP! I had that Chevy Toy as a youngster and I NEVER knew where it came from! I guess now I know. Didn't have the figure or the extra tire though.
@mellonmarshall5 жыл бұрын
we had the bike and again never knew where it came from, loved playing with it too
@xen0bia5 жыл бұрын
You need to talk about my favorite toy series as a kid, which never caught on as much as it deserved considering it was conceptually it's the most amazing thing ever, DINO RIDERS!
@XrisD1475 жыл бұрын
I had great times with Mask toys in my bedroom and garden as a kid, damn shudv kept some! Great toys back then.
@funkydoodycool5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t have a lot of M.A.S.K., in fact I’d mostly forgotten about the toys... but the green flamey car from the thumb nail hit me hard in the nostalgia feels.
@SwedishEmpire17003 жыл бұрын
I had a few cars of this toy line, like the helicopter, the indian bike, the robot scooter and that blue-red Chevy
@favoritemustard35422 жыл бұрын
I only had the Chevy but a lot of the figs... Idk why lol maybe some1 forgot them when they went home
@glyph20115 жыл бұрын
This is pure awesome. I never followed mask. I was too into Transformers. But these toys are flippin BRILLIANT.
@dirtydoge7565 жыл бұрын
With the Pontiac, I can hear and feel the tires rubbing the fenders around every turn lol
@cavv06675 жыл бұрын
You're a bloody wonderful maker!!! Hats off to you and yours...!
@The1Nomad5 жыл бұрын
I literally dropped everything for this video
@theanalogninja65114 жыл бұрын
Great video! I had Jack Hammer, and lost the figure pretty quickly but held onto that truck for awhile. I loved the front guns that click and move while you drive it. I was always playing with that thing.
@KAISER-OUTDOORS5 жыл бұрын
I had the semi truck and the helicopter motorcycle. Being a kid in the 80s was awesome.
@Imrahilion5 жыл бұрын
Well, now I finally know what a bunch of my older brother's toys actually were from. It's weird I had absolutely no idea. Thank you, Ashens!
@CK-ceekay5 жыл бұрын
*BREAKING:* Stuart quits Barshens to start his podcast about gardening
@1973Washu5 жыл бұрын
The 80's was a strange and wonderful time.
@JasnoGT5 жыл бұрын
Raven! Wow I had that as a kid. Haven't seen it in over 25 years. Thanks mate!
@MusouTensei825 жыл бұрын
Raven was my 1st MASK toy, at that time I didn't knew the show and my parents bought it for me thinking it's Knight Rider, which I was a big fan of at that time, but eventually I discovered and loved the show and got a bunch of other toys.
@ElMoppo15 жыл бұрын
18:50 I had flashbacks of trying to remove my Princess Leia in Boushh disguise's helmet and taking her head off with it. D:
@Iris_Studios5 жыл бұрын
“Oh bloody hell that’s tight” lmao 😂😂😂
@tehRedRunner5 жыл бұрын
That intro is literally the most 80's Cartoon thing I have ever seen.
@Foxcheese5 жыл бұрын
MASK is one of those shows I only vaguely remember seeing an episode or two of, more as background noise than anything else. I was always more of a Transformers kid. And yet, despite its short run, Visionaries is burned into my brain, the theme song to which I cannot forget no matter how hard I try.
@No_Sleep7895 жыл бұрын
Digging the intro...
@KurisuYamato5 жыл бұрын
Literally just popped on youtube and saw this JUST uploaded. Neat. Never been this early in ever!
@rejamrejam5 жыл бұрын
Same! I opened KZbin on a whim even :D
@Jayrs135 жыл бұрын
Me too , love u ashens been a fan for a while
@swanningabout5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations? Is that what you want?
@drhenrywaltonjonesjr5 жыл бұрын
An Ashens notification is the caffeine that keeps me up at this hour ☕️
@bm90IHdobyB5b3V5 жыл бұрын
his sofa never dies. nostalgic.
@halodudecj15 жыл бұрын
I had some of those as a kid but I never knew what they were from. My parents gave them to me when I was little and I remember loving those toys.
@beebopvroop52185 жыл бұрын
That is really spooky.....I only just watched your other MASK video earlier earlier today and then part 2 pops up on my recommendations! Nice!
@slay3r14525 жыл бұрын
I very distinctly remember these from my childhood
@naota3k5 жыл бұрын
Intro: What is this, squirrelmonkey? Love you Stu!
@Dbort5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit.. I had the Hondo McClain tank/car as a kid and I never knew what it was from. I think it must've been a hand-me-down from one of my uncles. The nostalgia is flooding back to me right now.
@goodolddoug8895 жыл бұрын
I remember getting Condor for Christmas, and my oldest brother got Thunder Hawk. They were pretty awesome toys for the day
@WhatHoSnorkers5 жыл бұрын
You should get one of these vehicles IRL, and drive it in Norwich as part of the Lord Mayor's Parade!
@wopjohn5 жыл бұрын
4:00 looks like. Hes been going to Moe Howard's barber
@DuelistVash5 жыл бұрын
Do love the MASK line of figures. I'm sure I still have some in my loft, in pretty good condition too. Would love to see some Starcom at some point. They had the most amazing automatic transformations.
@the80hdgaming5 жыл бұрын
M.A.S.K. one of the awesome cartoons of the 80's... 👍
@luvhungryman5 жыл бұрын
There was me thinking I had too much time on my hands!! Gave up stamp collecting when I was 54!
@JonUK45 жыл бұрын
All of these are still in my loft.
@handsomerob12235 жыл бұрын
For anyone interested the motorcycle is (I'm around 90% sure) a BMW K100RT(road touring or some such) a touring bike from the mid 80s so perfect for an 80s cartoon.
@fistbumpbros5 жыл бұрын
I had that Chevrolet vehicle. Thanks for the memories. I was better off not knowing.
@TheUndersigned5 жыл бұрын
Oh man I love MASK. My brother had so many when he was a kid, including several duplicates because huskies enjoyed chewing the plastic they were made from.
@tncorgi92 Жыл бұрын
MASK doesn't warn you about that when you enlist.
@MatiusLenin5 жыл бұрын
Those toys are beautiful.
@chickenpotpieare3things5 жыл бұрын
Good to see you still rackin’ in the views man 😂 you’re one of the people KZbin made me forget about.
@xbeaker5 жыл бұрын
Minor thing, those bits on the wheels are not supposed to be pulled all the way out. They are just meant to pop up a bit to be little gun turrets. The way Ashens has them, they would bee shooting straight up or down.
@joeberry68155 жыл бұрын
We need more 80s toy videos, i really love these!
@argylecowboy5 жыл бұрын
Raven was my favorite. Saw blades, door wings and tires that let you do the back to the future II mode!
@pibbanon19875 жыл бұрын
Weird switches are a feature of most old fords, only those are small ones that people install in the dashboard when they make modifications and don't label.
@Solidus_Edge5 жыл бұрын
That Floyd Malloy guy is clearly just Gordon Ramsay
@John_Locke_1082 жыл бұрын
I bought one of these cars from a kid on the school bus for a dollar when I was in the 4th grade. My dad was pissed because he said for that price it was probably stolen merchandise.
@favoritemustard35422 жыл бұрын
Decent theory... that could mean no emotional attachment or w/e - unless it was broken with no decals or figure. lol
@DCGMatthew15 жыл бұрын
Very nice.
@Ramjet1645 жыл бұрын
Earned a thumbs up in about 20 seconds. I’ll ignore what you said after as it’s the best song ever written and we both know it. Come see the laser rays.. you’ll love ‘em.
@OlEgSaS325 жыл бұрын
I've never see s show and i dont know if maybe it flies in the show, but the corvette that turns into a "plane" where Calhoun is the driver, actually looks INCREDIBLY BLATANTLY like a boat, not a plane. Even those turbofans on the back look like something a racing speedboat would have