Mass Effect Andromeda - Funny Moments Part 2

[@MsBananahsplit]

"I can't feel my gal bladder..." "D-do...do you even have a gal bladder?" "Oh no. It's worse than I thought!" I honestly died during this scene 11/10

[@EvanSolomonBerger]

When was this???

[@crazypanda9869]

10:07

[@amz7828]

@@EvanSolomonBerger In case you're asking where in the game, towards the end when you and your crew enjoy a movie night, Ryder and Callo reenact a scene

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

So Shepard is awful at dancing and Ryder is terrible at jokes? Fair enough

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

SAM's even worse, though.

[@allature]

Ryder's dancing is just as bad tho

[@bossshun9]

Gotta have something bad.

[@siegwardofcatarina100]

I thought ryder was terrible at facial animations

[@zelohendricks51]

@@siegwardofcatarina100 yeah...sorry but that's overplayed

[@vladimirtchuiev2218]

SAM: "The shape of your face is mathematically comical". Well played SAM, well played.

[@masterdude9419]

funniest SAM joke in the game!

[@LowenTheSly]

"He was so young, and... Salarian!"

[@thefiresworddragon927]

One_More_Wolf If he was more Mordin… Who knows?

[@angells81]

One_More_Wolf the funny thing is salarians only live 40 years

[@proverbialking3452]

The real question is...does he sing?

[@ltdowney]

I can't feel my... gall bladder!

[@Enterprise-D666]

Luke Downey Do you even have a gallbladder?

[@betogoncalves4426]

Drack: So why you're telling me this? Peebee: ehh You're almost dead anyway Drack: HAHAHAHHHAHH

[@spartanq7781]

That is the best banter in the game.

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@spartanq7781 what about Liam and Drack? Liam: "So you decided: 'I want some bone on my shit.' who'd you call?" Drack: "Bone guy." Liam:"Boe guy?" Drack: *"Bone guy."*

[@phoenixevo87]

That AI hoping everyone dies got me, actually this whole video was gold. Especially the Drack moments

[@_Javik_]

Krogan seem to have an uncanny blunt humor

[@swankestcross4541]

optimus prime yeah especially when all Drack could say after he went through a wall- "Ha ha ha, Hi" 😂

[@joriandrake]

The alien AI is a lot more nicer if you take custody of it for the Initiative. It does worry me tho what she could do there tho. For its defense, it would make any of us batshit crazy to be imprisoned under ice for centuries, alone.

[@res20stupid]

Hey, Kool-Aid!

[@danielaghioldi8364]

phoenixevo87 ii

[@thefiresworddragon927]

4:04 "So much for going in quiet!" "Haha, quiet's overrated!" Literally every line a Krogan has said at one point or another.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Then she'll find how much of a skilful topic changer I am." Literally every game that gives you a choice of how to talk in a conversation (Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and quite a few more) in a nutshell.

[@loganwynn2337]

Grunt, Wrex, and Drack in a room, shooting the breeze.

[@redblood50]

Damn breeze should've watched where it was going. -cocks shotgun-

[@thebigerictbe5267]

Quite literal in fact

[@arcana8899]

"Good having some experience on the team. Bunch of baby faces." ... "I've eaten things older than all of you..." Don't know why but the little pause before Drack speaks makes it so much funnier.

[@lkcrpn]

Liam: "Who Pissed in your Cereal?" Jaal: "Your Doctor"

[@nauticalpixel]

Drack: Let me be old and cranky in peace. My favorite line.

[@christopheredwards9904]

my favorite was the line before that "I hate you all" but then *After* he says that, he says to Vored: "I'm right here, and no, I don't hate you"

[@RyanKing00]

"incoming" drack is kool-aid man

[@Sumi_Yoshizawa]

*kool-aid krogan

[@josephrubio7903]

Best thing I saw in this game😆

[@GrumpyBritishJedi]

*Ahem* Wrex piledriving a shuttle. That is all.

[@LoreleiStClair]

"The rules didn't tell me what to order, so I just waited *forever* " ACTUALLY DIED WHEN I HEARD THAT

[@austinbutcher8106]

Thts the turian way

[@scottnewman522]

this game got a few genuine laughs out of me, which is far from common. an easy favorite of mine is Liams loyalty mission when the dramatic music keeps cutting in and out with the com channel with the pirate leader

[@Naitsthebad]

i love the humor. the facial animatons where shit, but humor 10/10

[@Aurummorituri]

Ah, my Suvi! So cute when you get bladdered and...wait. YOU NEVER SAID THAT TO ME!!

[@Aurummorituri]

Adept: Singularity+(Insert Detonator Here)+=Biotic Conflagration Nothing like the boom boom on the field and the boom boom in the bed.

[@TessaxMusic95]

Naitius Badicus Yeah, the humor made up for everything else that sucked in the game 😅👏👍

[@MissPumpkinJuice]

Humor is less badass, I'd say. But still okay.

[@ikasuki1]

humor is part of why it failed... ther is no urgency everything feels like a joke... wait we were actually saving all the arc? "insert stupid pun here"

[@lkcrpn]

best excuse of 2017 Scott Ryder, "I just didn't like her." XD

[@jacobpieters4500]

2l1k2c0rp10n isn't it like 2267 or something though?

[@lkcrpn]

actually come to think of it it should have been 2767, thanks m8

[@jalincaldwell]

Drack's moments were often my favorite, something about the old dinosaur(literally) is just gut busting to me. Like his interactions with the crew are always enjoyable, or the time he backed you up at a bar fight

[@isaaclowe8177]

The relationship between Peebee and Drack is so lovable.

[@RopeDrink]

The relationship between Drack and EVERYONE is lovable. If you think it's nice with Peebee, try with Vetra, giving her parenting advice and being an adorable grand-dad to someone he genuinely does like.

[@falseprophet1415]

0:50 "I bet I can drink it" "NO, Drack. No!" XDDD Oh god had I been there in person to hear that, I'd've shit myself from laughing so hard.

[@HunterKiller762]

falseprophet141 that's my friends and I every time we find a new brand of liquor

[@MrHarshverdhan]

Drack.....like wrex?

[@centristcommisar7828]

falseprophet141 Frack: Bet I can drink it. Ryder: Drack no. Drack: Drack yes.

[@ghost-like3396]

Hold my beer

[@Nubii0_23]

This game didn’t deserve to die

[@marcoboscarol2420]

It didnt it will probably continue. Just speculation at this point thought

[@asheer9114]

@@marcoboscarol2420 Nope, its dead as dead game can be dead...

[@citus333]

My heart.

[@citus333]

@@marcoboscarol2420 Are you joking? You are saying this in a context where EA cancelled Battlefield 5 because its not performing enough. A game with a ginormous community and a hell lot better performance than andromeda in sales. EA kills series that dont make enough money.

[@Nubii0_23]

citus333 I highly doubt it’s dead. Mass Effect isn’t Star Wars, it’s not big enough of a galaxy to just scrap Andromeda’s story for a new one

[@hedera1332]

I think Ryder is a bad influence on everyone's language xD

[@ransherman1611]

jaal: "fuck over" xDDDDD

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

" *Fuck over* " Well I guess we got our answer anyways

[@iowaclassbattleship7215]

“Here, I’ll just break this wine glass against the head of a 1000 pound krogan’s armor plated forehead”. Bad move.

[@SpicyDeddy]

And then somehow a SALARIAN manages to knock Ryder down. The only explanation I could find for that is that he was hopped up on drugs

[@Chroma710]

One of my favourite moments is when SAM says "calculating the trajectory of the punchline" when you ask SAM to tell a joke. Also alot of Vetra & Drack moments were funny too.

[@arthurmingo]

Jaal: There is supposedly a store where one can buy "iced cream" Ryder (Being extra basic): What? Where? Jaal, ice cream is the best. It makes the struggle worthwhile. Next Ryder will want a pumpkin spiced latte.

[@revdaddy6934]

Arthur Mingo do those taste good if so I can see it

[@arthurmingo]

THEREVOLUTIONbruh Gaming a lot of women like them

[@revdaddy6934]

Arthur Mingo yeah OK I get it... I think

[@fowlfarquad9136]

This comment made me laugh way too much

[@olgagerman9216]

I bet there won't be next Ryder

[@Full_of_Tarkus]

14:10 Ryder, "looks like someone's holding a grudge." Drack, "I'll teach him a thing or two about how to hold it" *Smashes two raiders.* I fucking love Drack

[@ezequielmorales4221]

Nostalgia Merc They fly after the attack 😂

[@Gabrielle-zu9oh]

I love that SAM, having been created by a dad, can only tell dad jokes.

[@Slothgreedenvy]

6:27 'Rotten Scoundrel' "Hey now!" Ryder exclaimed. "The drink. Not you."

[@megamanx1291]

The dialoge in andromeda is the best part, party members actually talk, non-stop with new dialoge each time. Quite staggering

[@ShaudaySmith]

I RREEEAAALLLYYY wish that you could have three squadmates because i would love to get more possibilities for this banter. Drack and Cora, Drack and Peebs, Jaal and Liam. This whole compilation makes me really really love this game for all the terrible jokes and stupid puns, and hijinks...

[@alanbernhardt6167]

Shauday Smith vetra and Drack is another good one

[@thefiresworddragon927]

Heartburn52 That would be me in Andromeda. Male Ryder in love with Vetra with Drack as the tank. Cause you know, Krogan.

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@thefiresworddragon927 funny thing, *directly after* me and Vetra became a thing, Drack told Vetra that if she needed me gone to just say the word

[@thefiresworddragon927]

Christopher Edwards LOL! Just like a Krogan.

[@VIO__]

I love this game. I've noticed how a lot of Ryder's autodialogue is different based on what your primary personality dialogue is.. For instance, this video seems to have a ton of sarcastic/casual autodialogue even when talking to crew members. My first playthrough I primarily used the emotional dialogue and that's the same way he spoke during auto moments. This... is much funnier. I have to try a sarcastic run.

[@annlee6102]

I think this feature was directly copied from Dragon Age 2, because the dialogues of Hawke, the protagonist of the game, will change, if you're focusing on the peaceful, sarcastic or aggressive dialogue options.

[@a_llama]

8:27 assuming the asari lifespan is 1000 years, composed of 365 earth days, a millionth of 1% of their lifespan is approx. 5 minutes

[@riannamcintosh9210]

Jaal's laugh at 6:45 is the best

[@brandonruiz7588]

Sounds like Papi's laugh from Proud Family.

[@jcksparrowfan]

"Relax, your MAJESTY."

[@neoandroid8586]

I loved Andromeda shame people couldn't look past some graphic errors that got fixed

[@ijustlivehere15]

Sarcastic ryder is the only way to play imo.

[@fizzplease6742]

Vetra's laugh omg.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

And speaking of her, Turians can whistle?

[@centristcommisar7828]

Simple-Commentator-not-really Yes. Their lips are just different from humans, Asari, Quarians, and even Krogan.

[@SpicyDeddy]

Centrist Commisar Well I mean the way their mouths are shaped it looks like it’d be pretty easy

[@woody72691]

I will sya this again. THIS GAME AND CHARATCERS ARE GREAT. the fact a team with no experience built this and made the combat so fun is amazing. i just wish people cause a riot over it before we found out about the Quarian Ark

[@petargrad2293]

Peebee has done more to destroy the Asari's reputation then every stripper on the Citadel

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

Petargrad 2 No, that was every high-ranking official Asari who kept their Prothean beacon secret until the last minute, fucking themselves and everyone else over.

[@ちはマダラ]

what do you mean

[@hunterskidmore1672]

Darth Revan near the end of mass effect three

[@ちはマダラ]

no i mean petargrad 2 comment

[@josephhillyard3040]

Petargrad 2 ok dartigan

[@vidmanandrew09]

1:49 Drack be channeling his inner Kool-Aid Man. I’d also like to add that I’m surprised the Tempest didn’t implode from *everyone’s sass.* The biggest sources have got to be Vetra and Drack.

[@morbius109]

14:11 - “Looks like someone’s holding a grudge.” “I’ll teach him a thing or two about how to hold it!”

[@CuT7yFlaM]

Ok so I finished the game yesterday. I really enjoyed it. While I had most of these lines, I missed so many of these ! They are hilarious! I feel bad that the game went through so much hard time to bomb in the end, but it went better than I expected or heard. It's not the best, but it's definitely not bad. The characters were casual, almost self-aware, and the sarcasm was amazing. The jokes are on point and the tone fits perfectly. Wish they will make another on the same style!

[@Manoto17]

Do you even have a gul bladder? Oh, no it's worst then I thought! I'm buying the game now.

[@_Javik_]

Fuck over

[@Blackice_blade]

You had too much high grade

[@JoeMartinez18]

Optimus prime, is that an atempt to speak in human slang?

[@shaynesimmons7487]

Was it worth It?

[@saberwaspgg]

I could go for some high grade.

[@Fr0st1989]

That elcor knock knock joke was great :D I love these videos

[@thefiresworddragon927]

NO_FUN_ALLOWED Why is it great? I'm like Vaal here.

[@123Nightcloud]

David Firesword in case you're seriously asking: while Elcor are expressive (by Elcor standards) by slight twitches and scents, most other species don't notice so they started to explain the mood of their sentence when they say it, e.g. "angrily, leave me alone" or "relieved, thank you human" etc. According to the codex on Elcor, their expressions make "a human smile seem as subtle as a firework" due to their lack of clear/obvious expressiveness. Their voices are also monotone, which doesn't help matters!

[@random3857]

I mean, I get it but I don't find it funny. A better one is: An elcor playing Poker, ''Bluff: All in.''

[@CellStudios55]

The partners dialogues made exploration fun

[@liblib898]

Andromeda was basically a frat house and I'm here for it

[@MikeBenko]

Break a bottle on a Krogan's skull... Yes...Genius move!

[@thefiresworddragon927]

That AI referenced Pompei! I just realised!

[@thesho21]

I feel like 13:00 to 13:04 is a dig at the reason reapers exist and the ending of ME3. "Hey Shepard, I don't want organics to be killed by synthetics so I made some synthetics to kill organics."

[@christopheredwards9904]

alternate title: "Drack being a stubborn old fossil and a little bit of everyoe else sprinkled in."

[@ThePlatineist]

Sam's first insult and it's along the lines of: "well you look funny!" 😂🤔

[@christopheredwards9904]

If you bring drack with you to Kadara and he steps in the sulfur water, he'll say it tickles.

[@TessaxMusic95]

The ice cream part is one of my favorite Funny Parts on ME:A!! 🤣 mainly because I LOVE ice cream and Ryder's reaction would've been EXACTLY mine as well! 😂👏👏❤️🍦

[@101sakurakiss]

Something I’ve notice; Mass Effect 1-3 was mostly serious with funny moments whereas Andromeda was funny with serious moments.

[@FLHBR]

7:02 Wait! Turians can whistle? How!? They don't have lips.

[@librartsy]

They are birds, they don't need lips ;)

[@Voice_9_Heart85]

FLHBR .....pay attention at the shape.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

FLHBR What's better? It's female Garrus who did that.

[@hedera1332]

"Oh no Sarge, how can I kiss your ass when I don't have any lips!"

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

Gevorg Avakov "They don't look like birds, they look like cats"

[@reflectedpower609]

2:49 Maybe having rider be the pathfinder isn't a good idea.

[@jaredlaughlin3703]

The part on the destroyed planet. The part where I actually died was when I got too close to the crevice and Jamal freaks out and goes “RYDER NOOOOO!!!” I was laughing so hard that I accidentally went over.

[@jaredlaughlin3703]

*Jaal

[@Netsaver]

What's a good sci fi series without a space bar fight?

[@christopheredwards9904]

no bar fight, then it's not a real sifi series. Period

[@andyhaber89]

liam making ice and vetra helping was my favorite.

[@Egenix52]

"Why are you telling *me* all this stuff ? Ah, you're almost dead anyway" (Drack heartly laughs) "I'll kill you first and wear your spine as a hat, bitch"

[@annlee6102]

Fun Fact 1: Mass Effect Andromeda was supposed to be an smaller version of No Man's Sky. Fun Fact 2: The entire game was made during the last 18 months of development.

[@15liran]

16:28 - Thats actually really smart! (Elcor would always announce the tone of what they are trying to say because their voices have no intonation)

[@Huron2000]

Your Scott Ryder is really hot

[@camprockbrothersrule]

Omg I was thinking the same thing. Gonna have to try the white hair. Definitely doing it for me.

[@darkfallengamecourt3295]

how toxic can it be? oh shit dont touch that!

[@ffflustered9qr]

ngl one of my favorite things is when a crewmember goes "IMMA DO IT" and Lexi chimes in from wherever she is and goes "no"

[@junehollybell5977]

" do you even have a gall bladder" and people say salarians are smart xD

[@thefiresworddragon927]

I've likely pointed this out, but the bar scene with Drack is the best.

[@Over10rDPrime]

Drack = Drax the Destroyer in terms of laughing XD

[@Resvain]

Drack is a legend, I remember loving his loyalty mission mostly because of humour.

[@junehollybell5977]

vorn is.... a really colorful krogan like... woah o.o

[@Shiverwar]

Drack may not be Wrex, but he's up there with him in terms of how great he is.

[@markbaltazar6916]

Ryder: Looks like someone's holding a grudge. Drack: I'll teach him a thing or two on how to hold a grudge. *Proceeds to charge at the enemy and slams his weapon on the ground*

[@inkblot314]

that AI just don't gaf 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jpagner4067]

Gonna replay Andromeda once I finish Mass Effect Legendary Edition. That game was great.

[@Marsproject11]

"I've eaten things older than all of you." God damn I love Drack.

[@Sejuani89]

"I'd say take your best shot but we both know what your best shot looks like" Damn! That burns even in Voeld.. 😂

[@ordersmilitant5998]

Ryder, "How toxic can it be?...OWW!!! SHIT! Ok, don't touch that!" Drack, "I bet I could drink it." 🤣

[@prestongarvey7203]

*entirity of liam loyalty mission*

[@DrKnockers05]

Can we just talk about how much Tom Taylorson (male Ryder's voice actor) sounds JUST like Nolan North?! It's practically uncanny!

[@LordAnubisGaming]

Sarcastic Ryder. Freakin killing me man xD. This game and its crew are off the chain too lol.

[@Bacxaber]

"Not rehashing everything old and ending up the same." -- PB Take note, Bioware.

[@optimaltt6070]

They did. Not that you have the faculties to notice.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

I think when SAM talked about Ryder's face might bring up a question; did the makers of Andromeda intentionally give everyone no facial expressions to put that in?

[@mickjaegar2379]

4:55 Oooh, you *do* have a sense of humor Tann! I'm so proud of you.

[@emmanuel4989]

Am I the only one who laughed when drack told the knock knock joke about the elchor? I don't know why I found this so funny.

[@phoenixevo87]

Emmanuel Ogundele Drack hates elcore and always finds the time to talk shit about them, his joke was just priceless after knowing that

[@emmanuel4989]

I also love how it even makes Ryder chuckle.

[@luqmanr]

i love that one lmaoooo

[@brynphillips9957]

Part of me would love to see an Elcor warrior though as part of the Quarian Pathfinder's team if/when we get a Quarian ark DLC.

[@ahjbyfyfihsdifhsuidh]

maybe even a hanar pathfinder, it would be funny

[@nazeemaizad]

"Archon dont blame your people. This clusterfuck is all you". 🤣🤣🤣

[@megamanx1291]

I also love the running gag of the gang being bad at sneaking

[@Tohofan122]

Peebee has such a cute laugh!!!!

[@irukajzaweit4197]

I didn't know you could make puns on Voeld.

[@Tvdiet]

Every time I finish this game I see these videos and I Immediately want to replay the.

[@aidyk85]

22:10 Ryder: “We’re all better off without him” Addison: “Brecka might disagree; his job now includes everything Spender did... Brecka (Sarci Russian Accent) “ THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH!”

[@23Guille23]

1:46 Simply Drack :D

[@josephrubio7903]

Though of the same thing when I saw drack do that😆

[@Locust-13]

Ryder: "Okay,we keep this quick and quiet and they'll never notice" Drack: " I think they noticed." No shit, Drack! You're exposed! and big... I really like that Krogan.

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

Kesh and Varn’s lil love story is the cutest thing

[@CombativeMedic]

Peebee and Vetra's laughs make my day.

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

6:49 Drack honestly reminds me of Drax the destroyer.

[@bradpitt5355]

Every flirting in the game is funny as ..uck moment ....

[@dredgentow6996]

as a new player (a week and half), Drack make me laugh everytime he does something

[@kyletracht8276]

I love how Tann doesn't even deny he's just pretending that he knows what he's doing.