Master of Burnt Food

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penguinz0

penguinz0

Күн бұрын

This is the greatest bacon of All Time

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@RiverTheFluid
@RiverTheFluid 4 жыл бұрын
When your first step is to remove the fire alarm you know its good
@MsMintyMisfit
@MsMintyMisfit 4 жыл бұрын
It's not fun any other way :3
@bian7744
@bian7744 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsMintyMisfit arsonist agree
@emilysheffer6955
@emilysheffer6955 4 жыл бұрын
You know it's gonna be fire.
@baller4131
@baller4131 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@spyre8732
@spyre8732 4 жыл бұрын
For when he sets the lighter fluid on top of a hot stove. He must have learned from experience.
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 4 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure removing the fire alarm like that is an actual crime.
@masonburton7676
@masonburton7676 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TheMusicLeak
@TheMusicLeak 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if you aren’t burning the place to the fucking ground, you’ll be fine if you’re having a hotel party. Once the management knocks twice you put it back on and leave.
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 жыл бұрын
arsonists would disagree.
@effyoo6081
@effyoo6081 4 жыл бұрын
The minute you disconnect the wire, a light on the main panel lights telling them something is awry. I have 50 fire alarm boxes lying around. Although I'm an electrician and have loads of stuff like this. Buy 1 at home depot
@razzledazzle8628
@razzledazzle8628 4 жыл бұрын
yeah removing a smoke alarm is a legit crime, heck I work on a mine site and people on night shift put tape over the smoke alarm lights in their rooms so they can sleep better and we fire them for tampering 😅
@BurningSurtr
@BurningSurtr 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll call this guy ‘Tyler the Cremator’
@generalrubbish9513
@generalrubbish9513 3 жыл бұрын
That bacon doesn't belong on a sandwich, it should've had its ashes scattered into the ocean.
@SpeedOfTheEarth
@SpeedOfTheEarth 3 жыл бұрын
+
@pepre7594
@pepre7594 3 жыл бұрын
@@generalrubbish9513 no that'll kill all the fish
@mannemarco333
@mannemarco333 3 жыл бұрын
@@generalrubbish9513 Ashes put into a vase and thrown into the depths of earth
@turtleruski1915
@turtleruski1915 3 жыл бұрын
@@mannemarco333 that would nuke the universe
@TheGordonRamsay
@TheGordonRamsay 4 жыл бұрын
I always remove my fire alarms before cooking..
@emokyle5485
@emokyle5485 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Bamgbamgbamg
@Bamgbamgbamg 3 жыл бұрын
Of course he learns from the greatest
@darkmoonthedirewolf9231
@darkmoonthedirewolf9231 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 3 жыл бұрын
Wish the real Gordon would watch these videos with Charlie and they just roast the people. Both are funny and have great insults. Plus Gordon can teach Charlie some basic cooking skills.
@kskdkkwksdm8164
@kskdkkwksdm8164 3 жыл бұрын
@Gordon Ramsay YOURE A DIFFERENT ONE??? HOW MANY GORDAN RAMSEYS ARE THERE???
@DVM_Axolotl
@DVM_Axolotl 4 жыл бұрын
a poor pig died for people to have bacon and this guy just straight up transforms it into mafukin *charcoal*
4 жыл бұрын
Rip Piggy
@lolom8772
@lolom8772 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that this comment needs one more like for me to make it 69 likes
@christopherryan697
@christopherryan697 4 жыл бұрын
Lolo Oooo Made it 69 :)
@noriyakee
@noriyakee 3 жыл бұрын
double purpose
@sarcasm4371
@sarcasm4371 3 жыл бұрын
Nah it died so a company could make money. I doubt they give a shit if people eat if or not.
@neptunium2378
@neptunium2378 4 жыл бұрын
Removing the fire alarm doesn’t stop the smoke detectors from going off, so basically everyone in the hotel knows when breakfast is ready in Dusty’s room
@RandoManFPV
@RandoManFPV 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's what he meant just called it wrong thing. Usually the alarms are pretty hard to remove as they are wired into the entire hotel system (maybe not his, looks old as fuck)
@goldengod5915
@goldengod5915 4 жыл бұрын
@@RandoManFPV Yeah, and newer system also have alarms that go off when one is faulty, or in a case like this, completely fucking removed.
@nates.2844
@nates.2844 4 жыл бұрын
They're wired into the panel but they still have a battery. So if you disconnect it and remove the battery it won't go off in that room.
@deuceydee3506
@deuceydee3506 4 жыл бұрын
That's their wake-up call XD
@934strawberryfields
@934strawberryfields 3 жыл бұрын
everyone has lots of yu narukami pfps lately
@ThatDutchIdiot
@ThatDutchIdiot 3 жыл бұрын
My stomach: "Whoops, a little bit too much salt today, time for diarrhea" These people: "Fuck yes, burned charcoal soaked in grease on a cheap slice of white bread"
@Mr12Relic
@Mr12Relic 3 жыл бұрын
With some heaping tablespoons of mayo
@andrespineda9787
@andrespineda9787 3 жыл бұрын
Is there expensive white bread?
@feetlunatic5134
@feetlunatic5134 3 жыл бұрын
White cooking with white bread
@poorsadblackman2816
@poorsadblackman2816 3 жыл бұрын
I be like huh?
@maximilliammus8137
@maximilliammus8137 3 жыл бұрын
You’re lucky you’re not getting diarrhoea
@jahredharrison4069
@jahredharrison4069 3 жыл бұрын
He's called Dusty cause that's how his food tastes
@reefer674
@reefer674 3 жыл бұрын
LOLLLL
@tangerlemon
@tangerlemon 3 жыл бұрын
clever as fuck lmao
@YG_151
@YG_151 2 жыл бұрын
It’s crusty
@jinstriplehighnote4828
@jinstriplehighnote4828 2 жыл бұрын
you are what you eat ffff
@badcomedy7144
@badcomedy7144 4 жыл бұрын
Kay’s cooking son has finally had enough and started cooking his own food
@sideways198
@sideways198 4 жыл бұрын
He decided to move out after the 3rd heartattack
@pyro1436
@pyro1436 4 жыл бұрын
Silly cr1tikal I'm the master at burning food
@ezdzit5330
@ezdzit5330 4 жыл бұрын
He also killed her and changed his name to dusty.
@yung_lx9630
@yung_lx9630 4 жыл бұрын
After eating his mum's hellish creations he has a vendetta against all food and wishes to burn it all to a crisp
@kj12351
@kj12351 4 жыл бұрын
@@pyro1436 I always burn the water.
@WorldsWorstBoy
@WorldsWorstBoy 4 жыл бұрын
You don't even need oil when you cook Bacon lmao
@DasAngryGerman
@DasAngryGerman 4 жыл бұрын
And he stacked a whole container of bacon in the pan. This dude was building a grease fire
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 4 жыл бұрын
that's what i was screaming.
@brb_afk
@brb_afk 4 жыл бұрын
"How would you like your bacon, sir?" "SWIMMING IN BOILING OIL" "and DON'T forget the SRIRACHA"
@zayseven8513
@zayseven8513 4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker Bacon makes its own oil so there's no need
@fireemblemaddict128
@fireemblemaddict128 4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker Nah man, he's doing it wrong. Especially since the pan he was using was a nonstick, even LESS reason to oil the pan.
@Dr.Cosmar
@Dr.Cosmar 3 жыл бұрын
The dude with the forklift mini-robot was the dopest thing I have seen in a while. The robot, the storage, the cleanness of if, the neatness and organization. He wins.
@dizzyplaza1453
@dizzyplaza1453 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does he reminiscent doc from back to the future lmao. I haven’t found any comments saying this I’m like damn ok.. anyways I love his raw chaotic movie energy
@straxxi0748
@straxxi0748 2 жыл бұрын
not does his garage look like one from rick and mortz but he also looks like rick and he makes inventions like him too!
@truth9164
@truth9164 2 жыл бұрын
A true chad
@deanfaeknaem2990
@deanfaeknaem2990 4 жыл бұрын
Watching him scorch that bacon was like a whole ass scene from a saw movie. This man didn't give them any tests, any hope of escape, just sent them strips to hell.
@lizzie-4011
@lizzie-4011 3 жыл бұрын
lmao too real
@alexanderg7940
@alexanderg7940 3 жыл бұрын
That one scene where the woman gets cooked alive
@deanfaeknaem2990
@deanfaeknaem2990 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderg7940 thatd be a fucking mercy kill if she was spared the fate those strips got
@jamesmackes4531
@jamesmackes4531 3 жыл бұрын
@@deanfaeknaem2990 Yeah at least she looked edible afterwards
@barombolobombolo1501
@barombolobombolo1501 3 жыл бұрын
"Doesnt give them any test, any hope of escape" sooo the fucking opposite of a scene from a saw movie?
@dummy6532
@dummy6532 4 жыл бұрын
The 4 Heavenly Kings of Cooking 1. King of mayonnaise - Jack 2. Queen of uncooked food - Kay 3. Master of salt - mysterychef 4. Master of burnt food - dusty
@VirtualCheetah
@VirtualCheetah 4 жыл бұрын
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
@blindedsurrealism262
@blindedsurrealism262 4 жыл бұрын
Kay is the queen of having burned and uncooked good at the same time
@sebastianriz4703
@sebastianriz4703 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: The Duke of Disater
@lordofgangstas
@lordofgangstas 4 жыл бұрын
Together, they have a grand total of one tastebud
@victorstrh
@victorstrh 4 жыл бұрын
@@VirtualCheetah 4 cookmen of the apocalypse
@christolles3828
@christolles3828 4 жыл бұрын
"How do you want your bacon." I'll have it arsonist style please.
@_s_9920
@_s_9920 4 жыл бұрын
Minneapolis-style.
@davidc7332
@davidc7332 4 жыл бұрын
Scar boy you’re in for a ride.
@Myemnhk
@Myemnhk 4 жыл бұрын
Cremation style
@chadschmaltz9790
@chadschmaltz9790 4 жыл бұрын
So that's what they mean by Anarchist Cookbook! It actually does have recipes in it.
@egglamd5760
@egglamd5760 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm tasty ash
@pierce9019
@pierce9019 3 жыл бұрын
People don't realize is that he didint remove the fire alarm to prevent it from going off. It's actually a ingredient.
@ahmadasfour6715
@ahmadasfour6715 3 жыл бұрын
*an
@pierce9019
@pierce9019 3 жыл бұрын
​@@ahmadasfour6715 I bet you have an abnormally straight posture
@nauticalcynosurenc2706
@nauticalcynosurenc2706 3 жыл бұрын
*an
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 жыл бұрын
an*
@pierce9019
@pierce9019 3 жыл бұрын
@@nauticalcynosurenc2706 I bet you have an abnormally straight posture
@carlloveless4717
@carlloveless4717 3 жыл бұрын
He's cooking in a hotel because he burnt down his parents house trying to cook.
@boogereater112
@boogereater112 3 жыл бұрын
Wait lmfaoo fr?
@AA-ff8xg
@AA-ff8xg 3 жыл бұрын
@@boogereater112 yeah
@AlphaQHard
@AlphaQHard 4 жыл бұрын
If this dude sold his shit he’d put coal mines out of business.
@emre_d_luffy
@emre_d_luffy 4 жыл бұрын
Bro just woke my household up with that comment, you deserve way more likes hhahahahah
@derecklopez7386
@derecklopez7386 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ZuluGamingSeries
@ZuluGamingSeries 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@nickseda5371
@nickseda5371 4 жыл бұрын
Dusty's name sounds like the state of his food after he's done with it.
@roller6093
@roller6093 4 жыл бұрын
yikes
@warezz1743
@warezz1743 4 жыл бұрын
How do you think he got the name!
@coolrobinxx22r88
@coolrobinxx22r88 4 жыл бұрын
I bet he made it with strips of pancakes that were already cooked
@20yearsago
@20yearsago 4 жыл бұрын
Factss😂😂
@ingeburgknotke396
@ingeburgknotke396 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@DontBeAKumquat
@DontBeAKumquat 4 жыл бұрын
no one: Dusty: Yup, just gonna add plenty oil to this bacon that cooks naturally from its own fat and grease...never can hurt to have more grease.
@DoxicDoad
@DoxicDoad 3 жыл бұрын
I did that when I was like 11, did not end well
@jadelilly420
@jadelilly420 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else noticed that. Like, I use the bacon grease to cook fried eggs... you don't need oil
@isatntt
@isatntt 3 жыл бұрын
oil bacon is odd, but if you put butter in a pan and cut pieces of bacon into 3-4 slices it tastes really good
@klasztornik847
@klasztornik847 3 жыл бұрын
@@jadelilly420 A late response, but I find bacon fat to be insipid, so I drop fried bacon pieces on a paper towel to drain them, wipe the pan clean, add butter, eggs, and then bacon back.
@feetlunatic5134
@feetlunatic5134 3 жыл бұрын
@@klasztornik847 I do that but in the microwave instead because that’s what my mom does
@Krranski
@Krranski 2 жыл бұрын
My ex-gf got me a Klein bottle from this guy since she and I are both math and science nerds. It even came with all this information, nerdy math jokes, and a personalized note. I love it and still have it even though we broke up. It's one of the more thoughtful gifts I have been given and I am glad to still have her as a friend.
@dantemacias2411
@dantemacias2411 2 жыл бұрын
@@corncob4627 wack, depends on the terms tho to be fair
@mtlewis973
@mtlewis973 2 жыл бұрын
you should call her dude
@Krranski
@Krranski 2 жыл бұрын
@@mtlewis973 We are still good friends. Just not compatible.
@GreedyOrange
@GreedyOrange Жыл бұрын
took 2 replies to make it to a disney plot, now where is the music and drama,mickey needs drama and music underlining!
@ramu992
@ramu992 4 жыл бұрын
This video haunts gordan ramsay in his dreams.
@eveyoung3656
@eveyoung3656 4 жыл бұрын
But how would his gay Italian sidekick react?
@aresenicoo
@aresenicoo 4 жыл бұрын
👀👀👀
@goggles8691
@goggles8691 4 жыл бұрын
He's forever haunted by feeling so inferior to Dusty.
@TheMaestro116
@TheMaestro116 4 жыл бұрын
Kay and him should do a collab someday...
@user-vh4jh8ss1p
@user-vh4jh8ss1p 4 жыл бұрын
He just knows that if he ever got into a cooking competition with Dusty he would suffer a crushing defeat
@GrazingGinger
@GrazingGinger 4 жыл бұрын
Imo if they don't eat the item, you know that they know they messed up.
@vanitymanatee3202
@vanitymanatee3202 4 жыл бұрын
But they still feel like it's ok to upload the video somehow.
@GrazingGinger
@GrazingGinger 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanitymanatee3202 I'm sure after burning the bacon the first time with kerosene. He didn't want to do a second take
@miraqen7801
@miraqen7801 4 жыл бұрын
or they're just acting...
@GrazingGinger
@GrazingGinger 4 жыл бұрын
That's the finest acting I've ever seen
@ajfergy5569
@ajfergy5569 4 жыл бұрын
It’s probably satire or a joke if he didn’t eat it imo
@urboikremit457
@urboikremit457 3 жыл бұрын
2:45 “What is my purpose?” “You pick up boxes and nothing else.” “Oh my god.”
@memenazi7078
@memenazi7078 3 жыл бұрын
At least it HAS a purpose 😥
@ga264mes
@ga264mes 3 жыл бұрын
Me at amazon
@sicksickBacon
@sicksickBacon 3 жыл бұрын
rick and morty
@memenazi7078
@memenazi7078 3 жыл бұрын
yea this fits amazon perfectly too
@hahafunny1317
@hahafunny1317 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a Daniel Thrasher reference?
@megantheescallion8565
@megantheescallion8565 3 жыл бұрын
I ORDERED A KLEIN BOTTLE FROM THAT GUY he's so sweet
@Kinontri
@Kinontri 3 жыл бұрын
@@poorsadblackman2816 why are you so miserable, leave this person alone they’re just sharing something nice
@Break531
@Break531 4 жыл бұрын
For a moment there, with Charlie's forays into cooking and breadmaking I had thought the video was about him.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear daeson
@floridaping5314
@floridaping5314 4 жыл бұрын
AxxL I was your 200th dislike on your 1 week ago video
@gavinmiller8980
@gavinmiller8980 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku yes they're horrible. But hey, who needs friends when you have 20k subs
@Break531
@Break531 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I dunno, do you make bread often?
@Abejaved
@Abejaved 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget his sausages
@str8krillinit.208
@str8krillinit.208 4 жыл бұрын
Dusty: *Creates the worlds most deadly sandwhich* "We're always so preoccupied with whether not we could, that we never think about if we should...."
@peanutmtndew8915
@peanutmtndew8915 4 жыл бұрын
Grandmas Ashes: The Sequel
@nrtouge
@nrtouge 4 жыл бұрын
That one for the health indpector
@WhatduzzitMean
@WhatduzzitMean 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@str8krillinit.208
@str8krillinit.208 4 жыл бұрын
@@WhatduzzitMean Not too bad a pfp yourself
@tuser8
@tuser8 4 жыл бұрын
Str8 Krillin it. Wholesome
@mishootkawasd
@mishootkawasd 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the Rick looking dude closes the door on the cameraman trapping him under his layer of bottles
@beckrockriver8861
@beckrockriver8861 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude literally tracked down a KGB hacker while working in a laboratory his names Clifford stoll
@joshandrews8913
@joshandrews8913 3 жыл бұрын
@@beckrockriver8861 For real, Cliff is awesome. He seems bizarre, but he's very smart. His energy will get anyone interested in what would otherwise be a boring topic to most.
@hello-qp1cl
@hello-qp1cl 3 жыл бұрын
Rick
@hello-qp1cl
@hello-qp1cl 3 жыл бұрын
Roll
@vonwilhite6106
@vonwilhite6106 3 жыл бұрын
Ever read the cask of amantiado?
@orangeviper138
@orangeviper138 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you just love it when you have to commit a Class A misdemeanor before you start cooking? I know I do...
@Myemnhk
@Myemnhk 4 жыл бұрын
I've done it, I've found someone who cooks worse than me.
@hallomensen4944
@hallomensen4944 4 жыл бұрын
ok so either your new to this channel or your so bad at cooking that the other 3 bad chefs he shows are better than you i hope your just new to this channel
@bobharmon8834
@bobharmon8834 3 жыл бұрын
Yea but he’s not a weeb 1-0 charcoal chef.
@Myemnhk
@Myemnhk 3 жыл бұрын
@@hallomensen4944 nah option 3 you lack humor
@hoticeparty
@hoticeparty 3 жыл бұрын
@@Myemnhk upload your cooking on your channel or i will do the grapefruit technique on you
@matthewmartinez9640
@matthewmartinez9640 3 жыл бұрын
You under estimate my power sir
@lelouchvibritannia5408
@lelouchvibritannia5408 4 жыл бұрын
You look like a John Wick who decided to get a cat instead of a dog
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 3 жыл бұрын
We all know Charlie is a miniature clone of Keanu Reeves.
@luckyblockyoshi
@luckyblockyoshi 3 жыл бұрын
(Charlie has dogs)
@kai-nanov8939
@kai-nanov8939 3 жыл бұрын
Keanu was given his dog
@javiercarrillo914
@javiercarrillo914 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@theonionsystem7779
@theonionsystem7779 3 жыл бұрын
This John wick has multiple dogs and all alive
@ngashloog4188
@ngashloog4188 3 жыл бұрын
Clifford Stoll is actually such an amazing person honestly. Everyone should definitely check him out.
@dr.debateme4043
@dr.debateme4043 3 жыл бұрын
2:09 this guy is Rick if, instead of inventing inter dimensional travel, he was just clinically insane
@GoodVolition
@GoodVolition 4 жыл бұрын
Did you think Dusty was going to bite into that charcoal sandwich? He's a bad cook not suicidal.
@reallue
@reallue 4 жыл бұрын
That mini Amazon warehouse is one of the coolest home DIY projects I've ever seen. That guy is clearly our dimension's Rick Sanchez. Not the one we need but the one we deserve
@mr.midnight8230
@mr.midnight8230 3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking exactly the same thing lmao
@tarpulin8179
@tarpulin8179 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a descendant of Albert Einstein
@GreedyOrange
@GreedyOrange Жыл бұрын
and that robot is morty
@kalebhowatt6380
@kalebhowatt6380 2 жыл бұрын
2:37 this dude is straight up Dr. Emmett Brown
@leroyjenkins6256
@leroyjenkins6256 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: The Maestro of Mayonnaise Kay: The Mistress of Mince Meat Mysterychef: The savior of salt Tank: The foreman of fast food Dusty: The boss of burnt food.
@RodWaffle
@RodWaffle 2 жыл бұрын
Theassholecookingshow: the god of garlic
@Korrupted_dust
@Korrupted_dust 4 жыл бұрын
Arsonist cookbook page 101: “The first thing to do while cooking is remove the fire alarm”
@blefyplayswowable
@blefyplayswowable 3 жыл бұрын
Why is the first thing on the 101st page?
@thesovietkevin7275
@thesovietkevin7275 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ watches Albert Einstein play with bottles
@gagethamage6589
@gagethamage6589 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TVIDS123
@TVIDS123 4 жыл бұрын
That guy basically invented cyber forensics lol
@baconsalad9743
@baconsalad9743 4 жыл бұрын
. . . . .
@tovarischshashlikov
@tovarischshashlikov 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like something you'd pay a hefty sum to watch
@jfydjaja7077
@jfydjaja7077 4 жыл бұрын
Literally Rick except his hair's white and his shirts blue
@Felix-pi9gf
@Felix-pi9gf 2 жыл бұрын
When Charlie said "I've never had a bacon only sandwich" I felt the inner English man in me feel the need to show him the wonders of shitty grease filled bacon sarnies from the local cafe. That shit right there bussin
@TrKz_m
@TrKz_m 10 ай бұрын
shitty ? Nah they are god like
@jeremy7161
@jeremy7161 3 жыл бұрын
I'll just pour siracha right into the hot grease. I'm cooking!
@pokepowerz4
@pokepowerz4 4 жыл бұрын
Please watch more of Cliff Stoll he's so passionate about everything he does and it's really sweet and endearing
@Sinistar123
@Sinistar123 4 жыл бұрын
Cliff Stoll is great, listening to his talks on computers is awesome, even when I have no idea what he's talking about.
@TurkeyCunt
@TurkeyCunt 4 жыл бұрын
ERROR
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of Mouse Hunt
@TurkeyCunt
@TurkeyCunt 4 жыл бұрын
@@celerystickler well said.
@nah6892
@nah6892 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to click on it thinking it was the rest of that warehouse vid.
@VibesOfVinegar
@VibesOfVinegar 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5yWnomkh9GEgrc Actual Video. The channel is run by Dr. Brady Haran, which is full of similarly interesting videos.
@tuser8
@tuser8 4 жыл бұрын
You legend. We need more people like you man.
@chocolatetree8917
@chocolatetree8917 3 жыл бұрын
“ One of the things I like to do before I start cooking is remove the fire alarm” Me: So what you’re trying to tell me is that you can’t cook for shit.
@onlywithbuts1781
@onlywithbuts1781 4 жыл бұрын
I love how immediately after the video ends it recommends " Gordon Ramsay " as next. I see totally nothing wrong there. Exactly the same league of professional cooking mhm!
@41A2E
@41A2E 4 жыл бұрын
No, youtube is just trying to guide you to the light.
@thriftyhs28
@thriftyhs28 4 жыл бұрын
Ramsey’s got nothing on dusty
@milenamilosevic3739
@milenamilosevic3739 4 жыл бұрын
It's more like an intervention
@foreverimmortal2272
@foreverimmortal2272 4 жыл бұрын
thats the type of dude who goes on reddit to complain about how women never give the nice guy a chance lmao
@RAATlol
@RAATlol 3 жыл бұрын
Jonathon Carpenito couldn’t have described it better
@barbaral.7221
@barbaral.7221 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, it’s a neckbeard
@fawndoll190
@fawndoll190 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s satire
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 3 жыл бұрын
Why do people have to go there just because he sucks at cooking?
@Nick-dx2pt
@Nick-dx2pt 3 жыл бұрын
@@milesedgeworth132 shut up Miles no one's cares about you not even Phoenix
@Ojisan642
@Ojisan642 3 жыл бұрын
2:10 Charlie discovers Clifford Stoll. He’s a mad genius for real. He was the first known guy to chase hackers, back in the 1980s.
@sebastiankobeh7015
@sebastiankobeh7015 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie has just seen everything there is to see on the internet, so nothing surprises him now
@Vociferous
@Vociferous 4 жыл бұрын
**Starts to cook** Cooking enthusiasts: _if you're trying to hurt our hobby then you're succeeding_
@baconsalad9743
@baconsalad9743 4 жыл бұрын
. . . . . .
@oversol5469
@oversol5469 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope he doesn’t graduate to a grill
@Samagachi
@Samagachi 4 жыл бұрын
I hope gordon ramsey doesn’t see this.
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing In Particular You do not apply oil lol. Bacon is 50% fat it cooks itself
@buckygree3619
@buckygree3619 4 жыл бұрын
@Nothing In Particular don't use oil although a tiny amount of butter is good
@QueenVoodo0
@QueenVoodo0 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s fucking lighter fluid!” “You wouldn’t say that to my CSGO butterfly knife” Comedy gold
@borninacave
@borninacave 3 жыл бұрын
The guy at 2:32 sounds like Mr Dink from Doug 😂
@carlomaster1o596
@carlomaster1o596 3 жыл бұрын
Dusty be truly living up to his name by making everything he cooks into dust
@maurice7017
@maurice7017 4 жыл бұрын
"3500€ what is that in usd. 50 grand?" I wish Charlie. I wish
@alvaropablo4688
@alvaropablo4688 3 жыл бұрын
Me to.
@ohnononopepelaugh786
@ohnononopepelaugh786 4 жыл бұрын
I would really like to know if these “Cooks” are being serious or not
@peeposad1873
@peeposad1873 4 жыл бұрын
dommy mommy
@gon3302
@gon3302 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no no no pepelaugh You have an anime profile picture lol gay...wait a minute...
@yyello6072
@yyello6072 4 жыл бұрын
@@gon3302 I know right anime pfp people are so gay
@butwhy3886
@butwhy3886 4 жыл бұрын
Anime me boi there is no way this guy doesn't eat his bacon after their souls got put through hell
@medyelice6882
@medyelice6882 4 жыл бұрын
Weeeeeeebbbbbb
@dylanturner8026
@dylanturner8026 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie bro, if youve never had a straight bacon sandwich youre missing out. Try fried bread (butter in a pan), bacon and top with bbq sauce. Called a bacon buttie and are insane
@werecat9834
@werecat9834 3 жыл бұрын
I've had that it's one my favorite sandwiches. I don't think Charlie likes red meat though.
@Pedropdg
@Pedropdg 3 жыл бұрын
this man found out how to craft coal
@faustrex437
@faustrex437 4 жыл бұрын
3:21 When your kidnapper leave you in the basement
@alancorp3565
@alancorp3565 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not trying to brag but one time, I cracked open 2 eggs without them catching on fire and turning into ashes.
@ViewingChaos
@ViewingChaos 4 жыл бұрын
Your already doing better than the poor souls in these videos...
@Targon1011
@Targon1011 4 жыл бұрын
thats a PogChampion moment!
@CleanSockQ
@CleanSockQ 2 жыл бұрын
1:32 Is that a part of the pan?
@livalil
@livalil Жыл бұрын
dusty’s shirt saying “never be sober again” is the icing on the cake
@_r._7513
@_r._7513 4 жыл бұрын
3:59 The Faceless has a face?!? I cannot believe what I’m seeing! My whole life is a lie!
@GiygasREAL
@GiygasREAL 4 жыл бұрын
The second dude is actually super fucking cool, robotics to me is art, and he has made something that companies would LOVE. Just some thoughts on that guy
@trygveevensen171
@trygveevensen171 4 жыл бұрын
That's an amazing way of utilising that space too, that machine is so cool Love it
@_s_9920
@_s_9920 4 жыл бұрын
@A H numberwang
@MIsaac-ds5xl
@MIsaac-ds5xl 4 жыл бұрын
@A H numberphile? What is he raping numbers below 18 or sumshit??
@jakoballan2768
@jakoballan2768 4 жыл бұрын
@@MIsaac-ds5xl This is just a joke but in case anyone doesn't know "phile" is the opposite of "phobia" so numberphile means something along the lines of "number lover"
@DRakeTRofKBam
@DRakeTRofKBam 4 жыл бұрын
I just enjoy that guys enthusiasm overall about tge shit he builds.
@yasserboumediane1010
@yasserboumediane1010 3 жыл бұрын
And I thought my cooking was bad, this man out here turning food into charcoal
@ised-5239
@ised-5239 2 жыл бұрын
Also burning processed meats like bacons can create the carcinogenic N-NITROSAMINE OR N-NITROSO COMPOUNDS.
@DankBear
@DankBear 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 Anyone else notice the indoor grill?
@Vellerdium
@Vellerdium 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite food, *Coal.*
@Irondragon1945
@Irondragon1945 4 жыл бұрын
Turning protein straight into carbon
@Tempenwerfer
@Tempenwerfer 4 жыл бұрын
Gordan Ramsays and Skippy the virgins love child
@phantomgreenie
@phantomgreenie 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I need eye bleach from watching him cook or from that sentence
@firstlight7358
@firstlight7358 4 жыл бұрын
This🤣
@texanplayer7651
@texanplayer7651 3 жыл бұрын
Australian fires : *exist* This dude : "Yay! Free food!"
@rayhan736
@rayhan736 2 жыл бұрын
This Master isn't actually making food. His hand movements are evocative of the School Of Carbonization, an old and powerful sector of forbidden magic that involves creating immensely potent poisons through pure carbon. His 'oil' is actually a small sample of the ancient embalming oils of the Egyptians, helping to seal all of the poison's power and to act as a limiter for his technique. Without the 'oil', it it likely that Master Dusty would have actually created a singularity of carbon that would have devastated the surrounding area. You can see his raw power and potential because even with said limiter in place, our Master here had to remove the mystical artifact known as a 'fire alarm' to prevent the eldritch gods of the fire department from interfering in the creation process.
@IAmNessie
@IAmNessie 4 жыл бұрын
3:22 *my dad when i was 6*
@janpeternelj2309
@janpeternelj2309 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn't your dad, that was uncle Vernon.
@DeathToDrugUsers21
@DeathToDrugUsers21 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit no
@Myemnhk
@Myemnhk 4 жыл бұрын
When i was 1 month old
@IAmNessie
@IAmNessie 4 жыл бұрын
Myem where did u go
@VERDICTInsanity
@VERDICTInsanity 4 жыл бұрын
Why is the bottle guy using his genius to store more bottles, he should be at nasa! The thing he came up with to solve his problem is way more impressive
@signalworks
@signalworks 4 жыл бұрын
see to a topologist like him, those bottles are as cool as can be
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The Klein bottles are actually the answer to everything ever put into existence, including how it got there. But to our monkey brains, they just look like glass shapes.
@arian4562
@arian4562 4 жыл бұрын
Klein means small in German. He has a bunch of small glasses under his house
@benno1934
@benno1934 4 жыл бұрын
The guys name is Cliff Stoll, look him up. He's an astronomer who's well known for catching a Soviet Spy that was stealing scientific data from American universities. I'm not joking.
@looseleafteabutworse
@looseleafteabutworse 3 жыл бұрын
You fool, that's his hobby
@charless3108
@charless3108 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest sin is that guy using a knife on a non-stick pan
@totoybrown64
@totoybrown64 3 жыл бұрын
using fossil fuel is next level cooking oil
@CommanderPeanuts
@CommanderPeanuts 4 жыл бұрын
Cliff Stoll! hell yeah that dude is a legend. He discovered and caught a KGB spy trying to hack military info, and then became this crazy professor.
@Bruh-nx9hc
@Bruh-nx9hc 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he feels the need to remove the fire alarm BEFORE he starts cooking really speaks volumes about this man's mastery of cooking. A true legend.
@SkittlezDaSilverFox
@SkittlezDaSilverFox 4 жыл бұрын
A few years ago in my sophomore year my math teacher was pretty good friends with the Klein Bottle guy. One day he actually got a klein bottle in the mail from the guy and brought it to class for us to see. Lowkey was super neat, and the guy even put a sweet note on the box.
@nicholasdiehl7368
@nicholasdiehl7368 2 жыл бұрын
Best commentary you've ever done love you brother God bless charlie
@Fck_the_atf
@Fck_the_atf 4 жыл бұрын
“I hate when they don’t bite it” -Charlie 2020
@bonzupippinpaddleopsicopol7770
@bonzupippinpaddleopsicopol7770 4 жыл бұрын
”DUSTY YOU MADE CHARCOAL”😆🤣
@endoleon2765
@endoleon2765 3 жыл бұрын
"Fetishimo, the man with every fetish" lmfao
@mr.ligertiger
@mr.ligertiger 6 ай бұрын
I always feel sort of bad for these folks, because they’re always happy with the results! This is great to them!
@jasbbyg
@jasbbyg 4 жыл бұрын
You know you're cooking is really good when you have to remove the fire alarm before cooking...
@bushisback112
@bushisback112 4 жыл бұрын
Don't trust anyone who cooks with a pocket knife
@jacksonporter3713
@jacksonporter3713 Жыл бұрын
Me: I like my bacon a little bit extra crispy This guy: Ah OK I got you * adds gasoline to pan *
@oatman0
@oatman0 3 жыл бұрын
Random guy: Using Dusty's bacon cooking tutorial Random guy's wife: Honey, the bacon is scaring me
@floridaping5314
@floridaping5314 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s hair is practically a eagles nest now
@hellwolvzzz3484
@hellwolvzzz3484 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@DaveEllen967
@DaveEllen967 4 жыл бұрын
Not true. Eagle nests look nothing like that. Maybe if he had like a bowl cut, your comment would make sense
@juhalight5921
@juhalight5921 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@mattgreen1152
@mattgreen1152 4 жыл бұрын
3:22 What you see when the kind man who offered you ice cream tells you there’s more in the basement
@Abejaved
@Abejaved 3 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius. Make food-based charcoal and then use that charcoal to roast more meat and have the food charcoal smoke infuse with the cooking meat.
@Zarnirox
@Zarnirox Жыл бұрын
"How would you like your bacon?" "You ever play Dark Souls?"
@sachiel197
@sachiel197 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect Charlie to come across Cliff Stoll, I love that guy and his enthusiasm
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 жыл бұрын
He must be one of the Fire Benders from the Fire Nation
@ValosRR
@ValosRR 4 жыл бұрын
Do you love or hate some guy withou a moustache?
@bigslime2868
@bigslime2868 4 жыл бұрын
@@ValosRR that man I've seen him,... Everywhere
@gon3302
@gon3302 4 жыл бұрын
Frankinator Some guy with a moustache is gay.
@thefitprk3
@thefitprk3 Жыл бұрын
Man that soil from a potted plant joke really got me
@senorinsomnia8907
@senorinsomnia8907 3 жыл бұрын
That bacon looks like the demogorgon if Eleven decided to make a meal out of it for everyone to enjoy.
@mchickn3097
@mchickn3097 4 жыл бұрын
“Master of burnt food” so basically every college student?
@rednecjoe
@rednecjoe 4 жыл бұрын
my mom
@minohoy
@minohoy 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jacobpoe2724
@jacobpoe2724 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't relate more
@nubdupre6678
@nubdupre6678 4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@legenddokkan
@legenddokkan 4 жыл бұрын
Just gonna leave this here for when it blows up
@Antwon22
@Antwon22 4 жыл бұрын
"I hate when they don't bite it" -Charlie 2020
@daddydidnt9700
@daddydidnt9700 3 жыл бұрын
Came for the title of this video, stayed for robot butlers and backwoods bodybuilding
@p_owlow
@p_owlow 3 жыл бұрын
“The one thing I like to do before cooking is remove the fire alarm” This man owns his destruction
@AdrianJimenez70
@AdrianJimenez70 4 жыл бұрын
Robot: "What is my purpose" Human: "You collect boxes" Robot: "Oh my God"
@obama69890
@obama69890 4 жыл бұрын
I get the reference.
@GuideZer0
@GuideZer0 4 жыл бұрын
Amazon worker: What is my purpose? Jeff Bezos: You move products. Amazon worker: ...Oh my God.
@theworldoverheavan560
@theworldoverheavan560 4 жыл бұрын
@@GuideZer0 lol
@caiman8540
@caiman8540 4 жыл бұрын
1:25 That's not a 'bacon only' sandwich, you can clearly see the cancer in there
@Lonewolf7453
@Lonewolf7453 3 жыл бұрын
Extended stay hotels are more similar to apartments than hotels.
@DoctorX17
@DoctorX17 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the mini warehouse under his house is an inspiration, I want to build a tiny warehouse like that
@SethColby69
@SethColby69 4 жыл бұрын
this video alone just gave gordon ramsay a stroke and a heart attack
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