When your first step is to remove the fire alarm you know its good
@ThisMsMisfit4 жыл бұрын
It's not fun any other way :3
@bian77444 жыл бұрын
@@ThisMsMisfit arsonist agree
@sassafras7104 жыл бұрын
You know it's gonna be fire.
@baller41314 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@spyre87324 жыл бұрын
For when he sets the lighter fluid on top of a hot stove. He must have learned from experience.
@badcomedy71444 жыл бұрын
Kay’s cooking son has finally had enough and started cooking his own food
@sideways1984 жыл бұрын
He decided to move out after the 3rd heartattack
@pyro14364 жыл бұрын
Silly cr1tikal I'm the master at burning food
@ezdzit53304 жыл бұрын
He also killed her and changed his name to dusty.
@yung_lx96304 жыл бұрын
After eating his mum's hellish creations he has a vendetta against all food and wishes to burn it all to a crisp
@kj123514 жыл бұрын
@@pyro1436 I always burn the water.
@BurningSurtr3 жыл бұрын
I’ll call this guy ‘Tyler the Cremator’
@generalrubbish95133 жыл бұрын
That bacon doesn't belong on a sandwich, it should've had its ashes scattered into the ocean.
@SpeedOfTheEarth3 жыл бұрын
+
@pepre75943 жыл бұрын
@@generalrubbish9513 no that'll kill all the fish
@mannemarco3333 жыл бұрын
@@generalrubbish9513 Ashes put into a vase and thrown into the depths of earth
@LetFreedomRing00013 жыл бұрын
@@mannemarco333 that would nuke the universe
@neptunium23784 жыл бұрын
Removing the fire alarm doesn’t stop the smoke detectors from going off, so basically everyone in the hotel knows when breakfast is ready in Dusty’s room
@RandoManFPV4 жыл бұрын
I think that's what he meant just called it wrong thing. Usually the alarms are pretty hard to remove as they are wired into the entire hotel system (maybe not his, looks old as fuck)
@goldengod59154 жыл бұрын
@@RandoManFPV Yeah, and newer system also have alarms that go off when one is faulty, or in a case like this, completely fucking removed.
@nates.28444 жыл бұрын
They're wired into the panel but they still have a battery. So if you disconnect it and remove the battery it won't go off in that room.
@deuceydee35064 жыл бұрын
That's their wake-up call XD
@934strawberryfields4 жыл бұрын
everyone has lots of yu narukami pfps lately
@DVM_Axolotl4 жыл бұрын
a poor pig died for people to have bacon and this guy just straight up transforms it into mafukin *charcoal*
4 жыл бұрын
Rip Piggy
@lolom87724 жыл бұрын
I hate that this comment needs one more like for me to make it 69 likes
@christopherryan6974 жыл бұрын
Lolo Oooo Made it 69 :)
@noriyakee4 жыл бұрын
double purpose
@sarcasm43714 жыл бұрын
Nah it died so a company could make money. I doubt they give a shit if people eat if or not.
@TheGordonRamsay4 жыл бұрын
I always remove my fire alarms before cooking..
@emokyle54854 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Bamgbamgbamg4 жыл бұрын
Of course he learns from the greatest
@darkmoonthedirewolf92314 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo92633 жыл бұрын
Wish the real Gordon would watch these videos with Charlie and they just roast the people. Both are funny and have great insults. Plus Gordon can teach Charlie some basic cooking skills.
@kskdkkwksdm81643 жыл бұрын
@Gordon Ramsay YOURE A DIFFERENT ONE??? HOW MANY GORDAN RAMSEYS ARE THERE???
@Pensive_Scarlet4 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure removing the fire alarm like that is an actual crime.
@masonburton76764 жыл бұрын
😂
@TheMusicLeak4 жыл бұрын
I mean if you aren’t burning the place to the fucking ground, you’ll be fine if you’re having a hotel party. Once the management knocks twice you put it back on and leave.
@manboy47204 жыл бұрын
arsonists would disagree.
@effyoo60814 жыл бұрын
The minute you disconnect the wire, a light on the main panel lights telling them something is awry. I have 50 fire alarm boxes lying around. Although I'm an electrician and have loads of stuff like this. Buy 1 at home depot
@razzledazzle86284 жыл бұрын
yeah removing a smoke alarm is a legit crime, heck I work on a mine site and people on night shift put tape over the smoke alarm lights in their rooms so they can sleep better and we fire them for tampering 😅
@jahredharrison40693 жыл бұрын
He's called Dusty cause that's how his food tastes
@reefer6743 жыл бұрын
LOLLLL
@tangerlemon3 жыл бұрын
clever as fuck lmao
@jinstriplehighnote48283 жыл бұрын
you are what you eat ffff
@Dr.Cosmar3 жыл бұрын
The dude with the forklift mini-robot was the dopest thing I have seen in a while. The robot, the storage, the cleanness of if, the neatness and organization. He wins.
@dizzyplaza14533 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does he reminiscent doc from back to the future lmao. I haven’t found any comments saying this I’m like damn ok.. anyways I love his raw chaotic movie energy
@straxxi07483 жыл бұрын
not does his garage look like one from rick and mortz but he also looks like rick and he makes inventions like him too!
@truth91642 жыл бұрын
A true chad
@nickseda53714 жыл бұрын
Dusty's name sounds like the state of his food after he's done with it.
@roller60934 жыл бұрын
yikes
@warezz17434 жыл бұрын
How do you think he got the name!
@coolrobinxx22r884 жыл бұрын
I bet he made it with strips of pancakes that were already cooked
@20yearsago4 жыл бұрын
Factss😂😂
@ingeburgknotke3964 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dummy65324 жыл бұрын
The 4 Heavenly Kings of Cooking 1. King of mayonnaise - Jack 2. Queen of uncooked food - Kay 3. Master of salt - mysterychef 4. Master of burnt food - dusty
@VirtualCheetah4 жыл бұрын
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
@blindedsurrealism2624 жыл бұрын
Kay is the queen of having burned and uncooked good at the same time
@sebastianriz47034 жыл бұрын
Charlie: The Duke of Disater
@lordofgangstas4 жыл бұрын
Together, they have a grand total of one tastebud
@victorstrh4 жыл бұрын
@@VirtualCheetah 4 cookmen of the apocalypse
@WorldsWorstBoy4 жыл бұрын
You don't even need oil when you cook Bacon lmao
@DasAngryGerman4 жыл бұрын
And he stacked a whole container of bacon in the pan. This dude was building a grease fire
@thomasjenkins75064 жыл бұрын
that's what i was screaming.
@brb_afk4 жыл бұрын
"How would you like your bacon, sir?" "SWIMMING IN BOILING OIL" "and DON'T forget the SRIRACHA"
@zayseven85134 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker Bacon makes its own oil so there's no need
@fireemblemaddict1284 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker Nah man, he's doing it wrong. Especially since the pan he was using was a nonstick, even LESS reason to oil the pan.
@GrazingGinger4 жыл бұрын
Imo if they don't eat the item, you know that they know they messed up.
@vanitymanatee32024 жыл бұрын
But they still feel like it's ok to upload the video somehow.
@GrazingGinger4 жыл бұрын
@@vanitymanatee3202 I'm sure after burning the bacon the first time with kerosene. He didn't want to do a second take
@miraqen78014 жыл бұрын
or they're just acting...
@GrazingGinger4 жыл бұрын
That's the finest acting I've ever seen
@ajfergy55694 жыл бұрын
It’s probably satire or a joke if he didn’t eat it imo
@deanfaeknaem29904 жыл бұрын
Watching him scorch that bacon was like a whole ass scene from a saw movie. This man didn't give them any tests, any hope of escape, just sent them strips to hell.
@lizzie-40114 жыл бұрын
lmao too real
@alexanderg79403 жыл бұрын
That one scene where the woman gets cooked alive
@deanfaeknaem29903 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderg7940 thatd be a fucking mercy kill if she was spared the fate those strips got
@jamesmackes45313 жыл бұрын
@@deanfaeknaem2990 Yeah at least she looked edible afterwards
@barombolobombolo15013 жыл бұрын
"Doesnt give them any test, any hope of escape" sooo the fucking opposite of a scene from a saw movie?
@christolles38284 жыл бұрын
"How do you want your bacon." I'll have it arsonist style please.
@_s_99204 жыл бұрын
Minneapolis-style.
@davidc73324 жыл бұрын
Scar boy you’re in for a ride.
@Myemnhk4 жыл бұрын
Cremation style
@chadschmaltz97904 жыл бұрын
So that's what they mean by Anarchist Cookbook! It actually does have recipes in it.
@egglamd57604 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm tasty ash
@Break5314 жыл бұрын
For a moment there, with Charlie's forays into cooking and breadmaking I had thought the video was about him.
@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear daeson
@floridaping53144 жыл бұрын
AxxL I was your 200th dislike on your 1 week ago video
@gavinmiller89804 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku yes they're horrible. But hey, who needs friends when you have 20k subs
@Break5314 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I dunno, do you make bread often?
@Abejaved4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget his sausages
@Krranski3 жыл бұрын
My ex-gf got me a Klein bottle from this guy since she and I are both math and science nerds. It even came with all this information, nerdy math jokes, and a personalized note. I love it and still have it even though we broke up. It's one of the more thoughtful gifts I have been given and I am glad to still have her as a friend.
@dantemacias24112 жыл бұрын
@@corncob4627 wack, depends on the terms tho to be fair
@mtlewis9732 жыл бұрын
you should call her dude
@Krranski2 жыл бұрын
@@mtlewis973 We are still good friends. Just not compatible.
@GreedyOrange Жыл бұрын
took 2 replies to make it to a disney plot, now where is the music and drama,mickey needs drama and music underlining!
@ramu9924 жыл бұрын
This video haunts gordan ramsay in his dreams.
@eveyoung36564 жыл бұрын
But how would his gay Italian sidekick react?
@aresenicoo4 жыл бұрын
👀👀👀
@goggles86914 жыл бұрын
He's forever haunted by feeling so inferior to Dusty.
@TheMaestro1164 жыл бұрын
Kay and him should do a collab someday...
@user-vh4jh8ss1p4 жыл бұрын
He just knows that if he ever got into a cooking competition with Dusty he would suffer a crushing defeat
@str8krillinit.2084 жыл бұрын
Dusty: *Creates the worlds most deadly sandwhich* "We're always so preoccupied with whether not we could, that we never think about if we should...."
@peanutmtndew89154 жыл бұрын
Grandmas Ashes: The Sequel
@nrtouge4 жыл бұрын
That one for the health indpector
@WhatduzzitMean4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@str8krillinit.2084 жыл бұрын
@@WhatduzzitMean Not too bad a pfp yourself
@tuser84 жыл бұрын
Str8 Krillin it. Wholesome
@DontBeAKumquat4 жыл бұрын
no one: Dusty: Yup, just gonna add plenty oil to this bacon that cooks naturally from its own fat and grease...never can hurt to have more grease.
@DoxicDoad4 жыл бұрын
I did that when I was like 11, did not end well
@jadelilly4204 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else noticed that. Like, I use the bacon grease to cook fried eggs... you don't need oil
@isatntt3 жыл бұрын
oil bacon is odd, but if you put butter in a pan and cut pieces of bacon into 3-4 slices it tastes really good
@klasztornik8473 жыл бұрын
@@jadelilly420 A late response, but I find bacon fat to be insipid, so I drop fried bacon pieces on a paper towel to drain them, wipe the pan clean, add butter, eggs, and then bacon back.
@feetlunatic51343 жыл бұрын
@@klasztornik847 I do that but in the microwave instead because that’s what my mom does
@AlphaQHard4 жыл бұрын
If this dude sold his shit he’d put coal mines out of business.
@emre_d_luffy4 жыл бұрын
Bro just woke my household up with that comment, you deserve way more likes hhahahahah
@derecklopez73864 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ZuluGamingSeries4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Myemnhk4 жыл бұрын
I've done it, I've found someone who cooks worse than me.
@hallomensen49444 жыл бұрын
ok so either your new to this channel or your so bad at cooking that the other 3 bad chefs he shows are better than you i hope your just new to this channel
@bobharmon88344 жыл бұрын
Yea but he’s not a weeb 1-0 charcoal chef.
@Myemnhk4 жыл бұрын
@@hallomensen4944 nah option 3 you lack humor
@hoticeparty4 жыл бұрын
@@Myemnhk upload your cooking on your channel or i will do the grapefruit technique on you
@matthewmartinez96404 жыл бұрын
You under estimate my power sir
@urboikremit4574 жыл бұрын
2:45 “What is my purpose?” “You pick up boxes and nothing else.” “Oh my god.”
@memenazi70784 жыл бұрын
At least it HAS a purpose 😥
@ga264mes4 жыл бұрын
Me at amazon
@sicksickBacon3 жыл бұрын
rick and morty
@memenazi70783 жыл бұрын
yea this fits amazon perfectly too
@hahafunny13173 жыл бұрын
Is this a Daniel Thrasher reference?
@GoodVolition4 жыл бұрын
Did you think Dusty was going to bite into that charcoal sandwich? He's a bad cook not suicidal.
@reallue4 жыл бұрын
That mini Amazon warehouse is one of the coolest home DIY projects I've ever seen. That guy is clearly our dimension's Rick Sanchez. Not the one we need but the one we deserve
@mr.midnight82304 жыл бұрын
Was thinking exactly the same thing lmao
@tarpulin81793 жыл бұрын
He looks like a descendant of Albert Einstein
@GreedyOrange Жыл бұрын
and that robot is morty
@carlloveless47173 жыл бұрын
He's cooking in a hotel because he burnt down his parents house trying to cook.
@boogereater1123 жыл бұрын
Wait lmfaoo fr?
@AA-ff8xg3 жыл бұрын
@@boogereater112 yeah
@lelouchvibritannia54084 жыл бұрын
You look like a John Wick who decided to get a cat instead of a dog
@MK_ULTRA4204 жыл бұрын
We all know Charlie is a miniature clone of Keanu Reeves.
@luckyblockyoshi4 жыл бұрын
(Charlie has dogs)
@kai-nanov89394 жыл бұрын
Keanu was given his dog
@javiercarrillo9143 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@theonionsystem77793 жыл бұрын
This John wick has multiple dogs and all alive
@pierce90193 жыл бұрын
People don't realize is that he didint remove the fire alarm to prevent it from going off. It's actually a ingredient.
@ahmadasfour67153 жыл бұрын
*an
@pierce90193 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadasfour6715 I bet you have an abnormally straight posture
@nauticalcynosurenc27063 жыл бұрын
*an
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon3 жыл бұрын
an*
@pierce90193 жыл бұрын
@@nauticalcynosurenc2706 I bet you have an abnormally straight posture
@megantheescallion85653 жыл бұрын
I ORDERED A KLEIN BOTTLE FROM THAT GUY he's so sweet
@Kinontri3 жыл бұрын
@@poorsadblackman2816 why are you so miserable, leave this person alone they’re just sharing something nice
@Korrupted_dust4 жыл бұрын
Arsonist cookbook page 101: “The first thing to do while cooking is remove the fire alarm”
@blefyplayswowable3 жыл бұрын
Why is the first thing on the 101st page?
@pokepowerz44 жыл бұрын
Please watch more of Cliff Stoll he's so passionate about everything he does and it's really sweet and endearing
@Sinistar1234 жыл бұрын
Cliff Stoll is great, listening to his talks on computers is awesome, even when I have no idea what he's talking about.
@mishootkawasd4 жыл бұрын
I like how the Rick looking dude closes the door on the cameraman trapping him under his layer of bottles
@beckrockriver88614 жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude literally tracked down a KGB hacker while working in a laboratory his names Clifford stoll
@joshandrews89133 жыл бұрын
@@beckrockriver8861 For real, Cliff is awesome. He seems bizarre, but he's very smart. His energy will get anyone interested in what would otherwise be a boring topic to most.
@hello-qp1cl3 жыл бұрын
Rick
@hello-qp1cl3 жыл бұрын
Roll
@vonwilhite61063 жыл бұрын
Ever read the cask of amantiado?
@onlywithbuts17814 жыл бұрын
I love how immediately after the video ends it recommends " Gordon Ramsay " as next. I see totally nothing wrong there. Exactly the same league of professional cooking mhm!
@41A2E4 жыл бұрын
No, youtube is just trying to guide you to the light.
@thriftyhs284 жыл бұрын
Ramsey’s got nothing on dusty
@milenamilosevic37394 жыл бұрын
It's more like an intervention
@thesovietkevin72754 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ watches Albert Einstein play with bottles
@gagethamage65894 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TVIDS1234 жыл бұрын
That guy basically invented cyber forensics lol
@baconsalad97434 жыл бұрын
. . . . .
@tovarischshashlikov4 жыл бұрын
Looks like something you'd pay a hefty sum to watch
@jfydjaja70774 жыл бұрын
Literally Rick except his hair's white and his shirts blue
@orangeviper1383 жыл бұрын
Don't you just love it when you have to commit a Class A misdemeanor before you start cooking? I know I do...
@Vociferous4 жыл бұрын
**Starts to cook** Cooking enthusiasts: _if you're trying to hurt our hobby then you're succeeding_
@baconsalad97434 жыл бұрын
. . . . . .
@oversol54694 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope he doesn’t graduate to a grill
@Samagachi4 жыл бұрын
I hope gordon ramsey doesn’t see this.
@CrystalRose11114 жыл бұрын
Nothing In Particular You do not apply oil lol. Bacon is 50% fat it cooks itself
@buckygree36194 жыл бұрын
@Nothing In Particular don't use oil although a tiny amount of butter is good
@ngashloog41884 жыл бұрын
Clifford Stoll is actually such an amazing person honestly. Everyone should definitely check him out.
@QueenVoodo04 жыл бұрын
“That’s fucking lighter fluid!” “You wouldn’t say that to my CSGO butterfly knife” Comedy gold
@ThatDutchIdiot4 жыл бұрын
My stomach: "Whoops, a little bit too much salt today, time for diarrhea" These people: "Fuck yes, burned charcoal soaked in grease on a cheap slice of white bread"
@Mr12Relic3 жыл бұрын
With some heaping tablespoons of mayo
@andrespineda97873 жыл бұрын
Is there expensive white bread?
@feetlunatic51343 жыл бұрын
White cooking with white bread
@poorsadblackman28163 жыл бұрын
I be like huh?
@maximilliammus81373 жыл бұрын
You’re lucky you’re not getting diarrhoea
@maurice70174 жыл бұрын
"3500€ what is that in usd. 50 grand?" I wish Charlie. I wish
@alvaropablo46883 жыл бұрын
Me to.
@dr.debateme40433 жыл бұрын
2:09 this guy is Rick if, instead of inventing inter dimensional travel, he was just clinically insane
@foreverimmortal22724 жыл бұрын
thats the type of dude who goes on reddit to complain about how women never give the nice guy a chance lmao
@RAATlol4 жыл бұрын
Jonathon Carpenito couldn’t have described it better
@fawndoll1903 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s satire
@milesedgeworth1323 жыл бұрын
Why do people have to go there just because he sucks at cooking?
@Nick-dx2pt3 жыл бұрын
@@milesedgeworth132 shut up Miles no one's cares about you not even Phoenix
@faustrex4374 жыл бұрын
3:21 When your kidnapper leave you in the basement
@kalebhowatt63802 жыл бұрын
2:37 this dude is straight up Dr. Emmett Brown
@alancorp35654 жыл бұрын
I’m not trying to brag but one time, I cracked open 2 eggs without them catching on fire and turning into ashes.
@ViewingChaos4 жыл бұрын
Your already doing better than the poor souls in these videos...
@CommanderPeanuts4 жыл бұрын
Cliff Stoll! hell yeah that dude is a legend. He discovered and caught a KGB spy trying to hack military info, and then became this crazy professor.
@CleanSockQ2 жыл бұрын
1:32 Is that a part of the pan?
@_r._75134 жыл бұрын
3:59 The Faceless has a face?!? I cannot believe what I’m seeing! My whole life is a lie!
@ohnononopepelaugh7864 жыл бұрын
I would really like to know if these “Cooks” are being serious or not
@peeposad18734 жыл бұрын
dommy mommy
@gon33024 жыл бұрын
Oh no no no pepelaugh You have an anime profile picture lol gay...wait a minute...
@yyello60724 жыл бұрын
@@gon3302 I know right anime pfp people are so gay
@butwhy38864 жыл бұрын
Anime me boi there is no way this guy doesn't eat his bacon after their souls got put through hell
@medyelice68824 жыл бұрын
Weeeeeeebbbbbb
@leroyjenkins62563 жыл бұрын
Jack: The Maestro of Mayonnaise Kay: The Mistress of Mince Meat Mysterychef: The savior of salt Tank: The foreman of fast food Dusty: The boss of burnt food.
@RodWaffle3 жыл бұрын
Theassholecookingshow: the god of garlic
@Giygas-c5n4 жыл бұрын
The second dude is actually super fucking cool, robotics to me is art, and he has made something that companies would LOVE. Just some thoughts on that guy
@trygveevensen1714 жыл бұрын
That's an amazing way of utilising that space too, that machine is so cool Love it
@_s_99204 жыл бұрын
@A H numberwang
@MIsaac-ds5xl4 жыл бұрын
@A H numberphile? What is he raping numbers below 18 or sumshit??
@jakoballan27684 жыл бұрын
@@MIsaac-ds5xl This is just a joke but in case anyone doesn't know "phile" is the opposite of "phobia" so numberphile means something along the lines of "number lover"
@DRakeTRofKBam4 жыл бұрын
I just enjoy that guys enthusiasm overall about tge shit he builds.
@Tempenwerfer4 жыл бұрын
Gordan Ramsays and Skippy the virgins love child
@phantomgreenie4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I need eye bleach from watching him cook or from that sentence
@guidedhandsart4 жыл бұрын
This🤣
@mysterious89534 жыл бұрын
1:17 the change of voice before and after the camera cut
@IAmNessie4 жыл бұрын
3:22 *my dad when i was 6*
@janpeternelj23094 жыл бұрын
That wasn't your dad, that was uncle Vernon.
@DeathToDrugUsers214 жыл бұрын
Oh shit no
@Myemnhk4 жыл бұрын
When i was 1 month old
@IAmNessie4 жыл бұрын
Myem where did u go
@VERDICTInsanity4 жыл бұрын
Why is the bottle guy using his genius to store more bottles, he should be at nasa! The thing he came up with to solve his problem is way more impressive
@signalworks4 жыл бұрын
see to a topologist like him, those bottles are as cool as can be
@manictiger4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The Klein bottles are actually the answer to everything ever put into existence, including how it got there. But to our monkey brains, they just look like glass shapes.
@arian45624 жыл бұрын
Klein means small in German. He has a bunch of small glasses under his house
@benno19344 жыл бұрын
The guys name is Cliff Stoll, look him up. He's an astronomer who's well known for catching a Soviet Spy that was stealing scientific data from American universities. I'm not joking.
@looseleafteabutworse4 жыл бұрын
You fool, that's his hobby
@jeremy71613 жыл бұрын
I'll just pour siracha right into the hot grease. I'm cooking!
@Vellerdium4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite food, *Coal.*
@Irondragon19454 жыл бұрын
Turning protein straight into carbon
@bonzupippinpaddleopsicopol77704 жыл бұрын
”DUSTY YOU MADE CHARCOAL”😆🤣
@borninacave3 жыл бұрын
The guy at 2:32 sounds like Mr Dink from Doug 😂
@Bruh-nx9hc4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he feels the need to remove the fire alarm BEFORE he starts cooking really speaks volumes about this man's mastery of cooking. A true legend.
@Felix-pi9gf2 жыл бұрын
When Charlie said "I've never had a bacon only sandwich" I felt the inner English man in me feel the need to show him the wonders of shitty grease filled bacon sarnies from the local cafe. That shit right there bussin
@TrKz_m Жыл бұрын
shitty ? Nah they are god like
@floridaping53144 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s hair is practically a eagles nest now
@Hellwolvzzz4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@DaveEllen9674 жыл бұрын
Not true. Eagle nests look nothing like that. Maybe if he had like a bowl cut, your comment would make sense
@juhalight59214 жыл бұрын
lol
@bushisback1124 жыл бұрын
Don't trust anyone who cooks with a pocket knife
@Ojisan6423 жыл бұрын
2:10 Charlie discovers Clifford Stoll. He’s a mad genius for real. He was the first known guy to chase hackers, back in the 1980s.
@jasbbyg4 жыл бұрын
You know you're cooking is really good when you have to remove the fire alarm before cooking...
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun4 жыл бұрын
He must be one of the Fire Benders from the Fire Nation
@ValosRR4 жыл бұрын
Do you love or hate some guy withou a moustache?
@bigslime28684 жыл бұрын
@@ValosRR that man I've seen him,... Everywhere
@gon33024 жыл бұрын
Frankinator Some guy with a moustache is gay.
@livalil2 жыл бұрын
dusty’s shirt saying “never be sober again” is the icing on the cake
@mattgreen11524 жыл бұрын
3:22 What you see when the kind man who offered you ice cream tells you there’s more in the basement
@sachiel1974 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect Charlie to come across Cliff Stoll, I love that guy and his enthusiasm
@chocolatetree89173 жыл бұрын
“ One of the things I like to do before I start cooking is remove the fire alarm” Me: So what you’re trying to tell me is that you can’t cook for shit.
@MrBaronCabron4 жыл бұрын
3:21 when your serial killer captor gives you chocolate sometimes and kisses you goodnight
@UnorthodoxIndividual4 жыл бұрын
"It's kind of like a body bag for the bacon" - Keanu Reeves, 2020
@auralla4 жыл бұрын
i read that exactly when he said it in the video
@carlomaster1o5963 жыл бұрын
Dusty be truly living up to his name by making everything he cooks into dust
@hadikanaan73574 жыл бұрын
5:25 you can feel his back breaking. "Just as a thing falls to pieces, it unleashes a portion of its past glory."
@frostieisme4 жыл бұрын
That feel when you attempt to cook sharks at Lv80 Cooking
@jordano56934 жыл бұрын
At least you only burn like 1/10 sharks lol. This guy's double cooking them
@sebastiankobeh70154 жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie has just seen everything there is to see on the internet, so nothing surprises him now
@AdrianJimenez704 жыл бұрын
Robot: "What is my purpose" Human: "You collect boxes" Robot: "Oh my God"
@obama698904 жыл бұрын
I get the reference.
@GuideZer04 жыл бұрын
Amazon worker: What is my purpose? Jeff Bezos: You move products. Amazon worker: ...Oh my God.
@theworldoverheavan5604 жыл бұрын
@@GuideZer0 lol
@caiman85404 жыл бұрын
1:25 That's not a 'bacon only' sandwich, you can clearly see the cancer in there
@DankBear2 жыл бұрын
1:10 Anyone else notice the indoor grill?
@Antwon224 жыл бұрын
"I hate when they don't bite it" -Charlie 2020
@mchickn30974 жыл бұрын
“Master of burnt food” so basically every college student?
@rednecjoe4 жыл бұрын
my mom
@minohoy4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jacob_Is_Alive4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't relate more
@nubdupre66784 жыл бұрын
Yea
@legenddokkan4 жыл бұрын
Just gonna leave this here for when it blows up
@Pedropdg3 жыл бұрын
this man found out how to craft coal
@SethColby694 жыл бұрын
this video alone just gave gordon ramsay a stroke and a heart attack
@hans98784 жыл бұрын
3:23 The last thing you see after kidnap.
@ssgoko884 жыл бұрын
cliff is the zodiac killer
@ssgoko884 жыл бұрын
It puts the Klein bottles in the basket or else it gets the hose
@dylanturner80264 жыл бұрын
Charlie bro, if youve never had a straight bacon sandwich youre missing out. Try fried bread (butter in a pan), bacon and top with bbq sauce. Called a bacon buttie and are insane
@werecat98344 жыл бұрын
I've had that it's one my favorite sandwiches. I don't think Charlie likes red meat though.
@wrongrabbit4 жыл бұрын
This episode of "Charlie Jesus watches stuff" was a bit all over the place going from bacon and ham sandwich, forklifting Klein bottles to faceless weight lifting competition...
@endoleon27653 жыл бұрын
"Fetishimo, the man with every fetish" lmfao
@dlobelow7604 жыл бұрын
0:58 That moment legit scared me. This is just a fucking horror show.
@Starstruck_Seven4 жыл бұрын
It physically hurts me to look at this man's cooking but I'll suffer for the commentary
@rayhan7362 жыл бұрын
This Master isn't actually making food. His hand movements are evocative of the School Of Carbonization, an old and powerful sector of forbidden magic that involves creating immensely potent poisons through pure carbon. His 'oil' is actually a small sample of the ancient embalming oils of the Egyptians, helping to seal all of the poison's power and to act as a limiter for his technique. Without the 'oil', it it likely that Master Dusty would have actually created a singularity of carbon that would have devastated the surrounding area. You can see his raw power and potential because even with said limiter in place, our Master here had to remove the mystical artifact known as a 'fire alarm' to prevent the eldritch gods of the fire department from interfering in the creation process.
@_s_99204 жыл бұрын
"can't say I've had a bacon only sandwich", someone get this man a bacon sarnie asap.
@yeetyateyote55704 жыл бұрын
What is that
@alexm84434 жыл бұрын
@@yeetyateyote5570 A bacon sandwich.
@bruhmoment84734 жыл бұрын
His hair has evolved to perfection
@dryheadshot28264 жыл бұрын
He can put some mustard and ketchup on his hair too
@bucketeer4 жыл бұрын
He’s like one of those off brand foods that taste exactly like the real one but with being the off brand jesus
@texanplayer76513 жыл бұрын
Australian fires : *exist* This dude : "Yay! Free food!"
@benchaffey74144 жыл бұрын
That bacon looks more burnt than my great grandpas ashes
@oatman03 жыл бұрын
Random guy: Using Dusty's bacon cooking tutorial Random guy's wife: Honey, the bacon is scaring me
@yasserboumediane10103 жыл бұрын
And I thought my cooking was bad, this man out here turning food into charcoal
@ised-52392 жыл бұрын
Also burning processed meats like bacons can create the carcinogenic N-NITROSAMINE OR N-NITROSO COMPOUNDS.
@totoybrown644 жыл бұрын
using fossil fuel is next level cooking oil
@sleep93694 жыл бұрын
His stuff look like food you cook when you use goblin meat in Zelda botw
@jacksonporter37132 жыл бұрын
Me: I like my bacon a little bit extra crispy This guy: Ah OK I got you * adds gasoline to pan *
@austinreed58054 жыл бұрын
I’d rename this to “Breakfast on a Budget Gone Wrong”.