Matchseller Sig - Puyo Puyo Drama CD Vol 2. Track 3 [ENG Subtitles]

English subtitles for the Matchseller Sig track from the Puyo Puyo Drama CDs!
Please note that the Drama CDs tend to use the same voice actors for extras. Though the Townsfolk A and B may sound like Amitie and Raffina here, they are not actually intended to be them!
This translation was possible thanks to the help of Neni. You can read her translation on the puyo24 subreddit! / the_little_matchseller...

[@seaweedsplat]

I’ve never heard Sig sound so done with everything.

[@Nenilein]

He was clearly ready to throw hands and commit arson there.

[@seaweedsplat]

@@Nenilein More than ready even lol

[@PaperLaur]

I have never heard SIg more emotional than when he begs Yu to please, _please,_ for the love of all that is good, _shut up._

[@anabsolutenightmare]

I can almost see the tears in his eyes

[@Nenilein]

Sig: "Arson." Amitie: "No!" Sig: *sigh*

[@anabsolutenightmare]

Let my boy commit his arson, Amitie!!! >:(

[@ReReCoil]

TL;DW Sig: Buy these matches. Witch: I can already produce fire by bonking my friend's head. Sig: Ok. Ms. Accord: Sell the damn matches. Sig: No one's Buying them tho. Popoi: Sell the damn matches. Sig Ok. Sig: Buy these matches. Lidelle: Ok, I'll have one. Sig: Ok that's one gross of crates of matches for free. Lidelle: *runs away* Sig: Damn. Sig: *Lights a match* Lemres (in the flame): Bro have some diabetes on the house. Sig: Hell no. Lemres (in the flame): *dies* Sig: *Lights another match* Yu (in the flame): Suicide is badass! Rei (also in the flame): I'm here too. Sig: No. Yu (in the flame): *dies* Rei (also in the flame): *dies* Sig: *Lights another match* Amitie (in the flame): Hey. Sig: *Explains his situation* Amitie (in the flame): Damn, so what? Sig: Burn everything. Amitie (in the flame): That's Arson tho. Sig: Damn. Amitie (in the flame): *intense thinking* Amitie (in the flame): *whispering* Ms. Accord: Time to check on Sig, think he's dead? Popoi: Yeah probably. Popoi: Hold up what are those people doing over there? Townsfolk A: Someone's selling Miracle Matches. Townsfolk B: You can seeeee peopole wth them Ms. Accord: Damn I gotta get one of those. Everyone: Damn these things are kinda neat. Sig: Please, take as many as you want, I don't care. Popoi: What the hell?! Ms. Accord: Damn, he actually did it. Shigu would live happily ever after, until he didn't when he got roped into another crazy adventure.

[@SoundFX09]

So a Quick Note Regarding this Specific Track: This Specific Track is a Parody of a Danish Literary Fairytale called 'The Little Matchgirl'. TLDR of that Fairytale: A Girl is forced to Sell Matches on a Cold Winter Night or Risk being beaten by her Abusive Dad. Unable to sell any, she lights the matches one-by-one and sees a series of Comforting Visions, up until she has a Vision of a Shooting Star, which her Grandmother Once told her that is signifies that Someone is about to die and go to Heaven. The Very Next Match she lights she sees her Grandmother, so in order to keep the vision of her Grandmother alive as long as possible, the girl lights the entire bundle of matches. Once all of the matches go out, The Girl passes away and her Grandmother carries her soul to Heaven. Let me remind everyone AGAIN: This is a PARODY of a Fairytale. Because of this, it's best to consider this IT'S OWN THING and NOT OFFICAL CANON.

[@BBHood217]

That's quite a story--wait what do you mean the girl dies?! D:

[@Random22]

​@@BBHood217 Thank god Sig didn't die in this version. If he did, there would be a lot of angry fans.

[@prismstar438]

Don't you just love how all of our favourite adaptations of fairytales originate from rather f'ed up stories?

[@woogy1223]

sig sounds quite happy seeing amitie

[@lavacake1212]

well she was the only person that wasent lemres or trying to bribe him to commiting suicide

[@liarprincessxblindprinceni7067]

well sigami Is the best ship so they both make a cute couple

[@onetoothpig]

This has to be Ms. Accord, Popoi, and _especially_ Yu at their WORST. Accord sentencing Sig to child labor, Popoi suggesting they meant to bump Sig off, and Yu telling the poor kid to jump of a cliff. Seriously, what the Puyo _Hell?_ Also, Neni was not lying when she said Sig sounded pleading in this one. Oh my goodness.

[@onetoothpig]

@Milkitzu Yeah, but it's still pretty dark. Also, this is the one time Yu actually suggests for someone to kill themselves. In 20th Anniversary, she just tried to kill people.

[@Nenilein]

@@onetoothpig "Just tried to kill people:" :'D

[@chaotixhero]

@Milkitzu She sounds like a villain. I'm surprise she isn't one.

[@onetoothpig]

@@Nenilein I have just realized the implications of that line.

[@nightlightshinebright5552]

She really did wake up and chose violence

[@patricksabal811]

Poor Sig, he really doesn't want to do this. Accord and Popoi are so cruel to him

[@lurimisanthebrazilianpuyop7457]

Glad there is someone who translated the drama cds.

[@Nenilein]

Once again, I'm super proud to have contributed to this! This story was extremely fun to translate! (Even if it strengthened me in my belief that Accord and Popoi need their teaching licenses revoked. )

[@guillermomunoz3422]

Wow, I remember you from your SMT and Persona stuff (and some crossovers), didn't expect to find you on the puyo community

[@Nenilein]

@@guillermomunoz3422 I am wherever the wind carries me.

[@Random22]

@@Nenilein Honestly the same can be said for me

[@waluigiisthebest2802]

At least she doesn’t send kindergartners into a dangerous dungeon full of monsters.

[@ShayminLover492]

This is basically The Little Match Girl with a twist

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Exactly

[@andrew4042]

sig just killed lemres

[@anabsolutenightmare]

oh my fuckin god he fuckin dead

[@StFidjnr]

4:22 YU-CHAN DESU! rei-kun desu

[@mailman7]

Sig is already my favorite character but hearing him want to done with everything and probably kill himself is tragic, make me love him even more. Also, wtf does Feli only wants to dream about Lemres? I thought he was her sensei and the candyman.

[@niaroooooooo]

senpai (they're technically both students) as well as a crush. And the candyman.

[@AleT118]

Feli has been obsessive over Lemres' love for ages. She almost did something dangerous to him when he was at his weakest in 20th Anniversary

[@nightlightshinebright5552]

Yu, I love you, but wtf

[@anonymuoususer782]

In which Ms. Accord subjects Sig to cruel and unsual punishment. I do feel like someone should’ve reported the teacher for this.

[@GlitchanBlack]

Don’t let this disturb you from the fact that in Volume 5, Ringo - in front of Arle, Doppel, Carbuncle, and Dark Witch - threatens Ecolo that she will kill him if he doesn’t bring them back to the main timeline Primp Town.

[@CosmicSponge2004]

@@GlitchanBlack She what now?

[@GlitchanBlack]

@@CosmicSponge2004 YOU HEARD ME RIGHT.

[@bussy420]

If someone animates this, it would nice to be honest

[@CosmicSponge2004]

@Alexmaster Maybe we could make it a MAP/Collab.

[@ninten_ka]

sounds fun to me, it’s definitely going to take a terribly long time though

[@sakichixpuyo3101]

Godbless Sig. He is such a sweetie wanting to help the ants. But nobody is sweeter than Lidelle and Lemres. Lemres solidifying himself as my absolute fave.

[@anabsolutenightmare]

5:15 Yu, look, I know you're all about the ghost stuff and just want him to be warm, but *what the actual FUCK.*

[@saucytimes9001]

sig becomes a capitalist 2021

[@mr.eyeballs2307]

Into the Poltergust G-00 with you. 5:21

[@liarprincessxblindprinceni7067]

yu dosen't know that the weaknes of every ghost Is every poltergust professor e.gadd creates and Pac-Man with a super pellet

[@blakeblockblook5522]

"Ara ara" -Professor Accord

[@sotp8020]

this reminded me I found somewhere more posted drama cds

[@leafstorm331]

1:35 Mother?!?

[@Nenilein]

It's a reference to the fairytale the story is based on, which the narrator mostly follows, while the actual story does not-

[@nintenchris5963]

Townsfolk A is Raffina. Townsfolk B is Amitie.

[@Albortomagico]

YEEEES MY FRIEND HATES SIG NOW I CAN SPAM HIM THIS

[@johnyu2703]

BTD6 Monkey Engineer using a Bloon Trap or XXXL Traps on Bloons. All Bloons: 5:21

[@meowlimit]

most unhinged one yet i think

[@user-ex1lf4li9n]

wtf accord

[@filsanmohamed2438]

Please translate draco's dream vision

[@nphuracm8104]

Still thinking about the original roadkill ending but with Sig.

[@ぽち三太郎S]

6:14 2:54 4:16

[@TheMadouPuyoArchivist]

Hello! It appears you've made a mistake with this track in your title and thumbnail, this is not Drama CD Vol 2 Track 2, this is Vol 2 Track 3 titled "Puyo Puyo Fairy Tale Series Part 2 - Matchseller Sig". Track 2 of Drama CD 2 is an entirely different track titled "Request to Santa". Just wanted to let you know of the small error :)

[@PreciseMuseum24]

Thanks for bringing this to our attention. We've updated the title to say Track 3 now (no changes to the thumbnail, since we only listed the Volume number there).

[@gratedparmesan_]

I love capitalism!

[@FectoMemoria]

Please translate Volume 5 Track 1!

[@GlitchanBlack]

**Ringo threatening to kill Ecolo intensifies**

[@CosmicSponge2004]

@@GlitchanBlack OH boy.

[@peaveejay2700]

6:15 do it