Matrix Reloaded - Nostalgia Critic

[@TripleTSingt]

The line of the agents when confronting Neo is great tho. "It's him" "The anomaly" "Do we proceed?" "Yes" "He is still…" "only human."

[@AquawindxOP]

Idk why but that line is hilarious to me

[@Jattel_2006]

Wait time a human

[@houldenmelville5530]

Did William Shatner write that one?

[@romdan7136]

@@houldenmelville5530 I think specifically the "He is still..." "only human." bit cause of how it sounds. Like, seriously at the end there it sounds like a shatter delivery with the pause

[@Insanemembrane93]

I love how Trinity is wearing sunglasses underneath her motorcycle helmet

[@raviothethief8292]

insanemembrane like that one guy in the spongebob movie who wears glasses under his glasses

[@SuperHuscarl]

That's about as useful as putting reading glasses over a freaking blindfold.

[@juniorlolhahaha7421]

@@raviothethief8292 his name is dennis

[@vikramkrishnan6414]

Because being able to see where you are driving is for pussies

[@TheFreelancer131]

Wait you never wore Sunglasses under a motorcycle helmet? I mean the face shield doesn't Shield form light.... just wind....And bugs wearing shads under your helmet is a legit thing that gets done by literally alot of people.

[@tripleb5197]

Honestly, think how much writing Nostalgia Critic had to do for this review. He literally had to write almost 10 overly-philosophical speeches that were complete nonsense, just to satirize the movie. Creds to you, Mr. Alga Critic!

[@CyberKirby]

#OverlyLongMatrixSpeech

[@oliversmith4548]

They were probably improvs.

[@baconology]

great work keep it up

[@edgyspaceunicorn7215]

I like to imagine that some were improv. And don't forget that Rob helps writing ;) but yes, these reviews require very much writing, especially since they did three reviews back to back. And then film it, edit it, act it, just imagine how long to get dressed in all that leather. It's impressive work, I understand why he put in the short review of the animtarix inbetween.

[@lordofchromium1534]

TripleB519 the philosophy translation you don't have any choice because your actions in the future are made by the actions of the presents which are dictated by your actions of the past and so on your just like a program in the machine or like an actor on a script

[@lambda494]

"Why don't just take the form of a big monster?" They do in the Matrix videogame: Path of Neo.

[@blackheart2728]

Path of Tom*

[@Slothclawcolseslaw]

Literally scrolled down to say that! I loved that game... mostly

[@proclarushtaonasat]

Also it made sense, that they go into the Matrix to push Buttons. In the Matrix, you can push them without being slowed down by your physical fingers.

[@DickTickles]

@@proclarushtaonasat I was figuring that it's cheaper/easier to go into the Matrix to do stuff than build it in the real world. It's not like Zion is able to source raw materials that easily.

[@DickTickles]

@@thebystander1636 Who's to say it's the same Matrix as the one built by the machines? Could be a Zion built matrix that's used as a hub for controlling the systems in Zion. Anything's possible, except Neo showing human emotion.

[@alicebryant2836]

Agent smith is one of the best parts of the movie

[@adaptorperish1322]

Seriously, he is one of the few actually acting, it's good and believable.

[@FoxyChariot]

@@adaptorperish1322 It is the purpose of life that binds the iniquities of the weak as disaster abounds and the inconsequential fates of humanity ameliorate the inevitable end, Mr Anderson And I must say that......... *Agent Smith continues to spew philosophy.*

[@jamescollins2068]

I love how NC refuses to use name neo.

[@CyberKirby]

TOM!

[@shadycharlotte9144]

OMT YOU KNOW HIS NAME! DON'T CALL HIM NEO! THAT NAME IS TRASH!

[@CyberKirby]

Shady Charlotte Oh My Fucking Tom

[@silentc22]

Tom was his slave name, given by the Matrix, Neo is the name he chose.

[@heefmvc]

+silentc22 But there is truly no choice in the matrix, is there?

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

16:21 "No offence lady, but I've seen boxes of wet matches that have more of a spark than they do" Even EVA & Wall-E have more of a chemistry between them, and those two actually ARE robots.

[@dantecurry207]

Chozo Hunter lol well I may not call Eva robots sense they have humanoid aspects like blood and flesh.

[@neferacronia6798]

Malique Mauldin They meant EVE, WALL-E's sleek, modern robot girlfriend that kinda looks like Apple designed her. I'm not sure what an Eva is to you, but it's how WALL-E mispronounced EVE's name

[@dantecurry207]

Nefera Cronia lol read it wrong. I mean Eva for a Japanese animation named Evangelion but I see my mistake. Thanks for correcting me.

[@rorylumley4727]

Lapis and peridot have more chemistry and they are rocks.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

What about Anakin and Padme?

[@kreater120]

Black Willy Wonka is the best character ever made. We need more of him in confusing film reviews!

[@aztn19]

Ely only Bill is better

[@alexanon7637]

“Don’t forget what happened to the mam that suddenly got everything he wanted.”

[@footl0se]

YEP!

[@hammerite6418]

@@alexanon7637 what happened

[@MAX-xd4uz]

@@hammerite6418 watch the lorax review

[@tristanhartup4936]

*About the architect scene* NC: "Translation?" I've got one, "You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying, I just thought it would make me sound cool."

[@Chemical_Argentum]

Will Ferrel FTW!

[@herrdaveed]

ERGO! VIS A VIS! CONCORDANTLY!

[@ElderonAnalas]

"Why don't they take on the form of a big giant monster while they're at it." Hate to suprise you, but they actually do as the final boss of "The Matrix: Path of Neo" video game. So, your request has been heard Doug!

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

That highway chase really is fucking amazing

[@blackadder5517]

True, it was really well done, I didn't mind the movie as a whole. Haven't seen the third yet.

[@millasboo]

+Blackadder5 it's worth watching

[@millasboo]

+thedark oricle that's your opinion

[@millasboo]

+thedark oricle big movie sin haven't seen it

[@millasboo]

+thedark oricle yep

[@Theinen84]

One thing, that house itself was in the mountains. That restaurant wasn't. She took them to that house using the key. The Frenchie closed the door behind him when he left. The Twins closed off the door leading back. They effectively trapped him in that mansion in the mountains. He had no choice to fly back.

[@fiskecahill7471]

Great work on explaining and paying attention to detail! Still, the movie should have made that clearer.

[@Theinen84]

Fiske Cahill Thanks! Details are my specialty lol. That and theory crafting. I put my thoughts on making the Matrix not seem so... Matrix-y on one of the CinemaSins videos for it. So, me liking to make sense out of what people deem nonsensical makes me like movies like this, Inception, BvS, etc (just no saving some of them though... looking at you SuckerPunch), but I've changed a lot of negative opinions to positive ones because of it lol.

[@fiskecahill7471]

BvS? Sucker Punch I do not think anyone can explain (For about 5 seconds, I thought you meant Sucker Punch Productions).

[@Theinen84]

Ooooone more thing.... they did pretty much fetishize the cake lol. He flat out said he "coded" it himself and described it to Neo, who was the only one that could actually see what it was doing. Frenchie knew the effects. It wasn't a normal cake. The cake made her have an explosive orgasm and she had to excuse herself to go regain her composure. He then followed her to the bathroom to have her... erm... thank him for the experience lol. That's why his wife took them to the men's room for the kiss. To prove he wasn't in there.

[@ManFromTheFizz]

What do you mean by 'he wasn't in there'? I'm pretty sure neo's code vision would have been able to pick up surveillance and she was merely emotionally distressed.

[@MusicDecomposer]

11:02 Imagine if it was Sonic against a bunch of Knuckles clones. "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no."

[@Never_heart]

JesseRoxII Would that lead to our queen?

[@scroogemcfyuck8110]

Neverheart fuck you, Ugandan Knuckles is a dead meme!

[@Foxy02016]

Makoto Naegi making memes to kill dead memes is worse then making more of the dead meme

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@Foxy02016 Couldn't agree more.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@@scroogemcfyuck8110 Thank you, that's all I needed to hear about that crap, man!

[@luisbarreda7357]

That Matrix inside the Matrix theory would actually save this series for me. I absolutely hated that Neo had powers in "the real world".

[@mariogamefreak1]

I think that would of been to obvious and stupid.

[@prufan]

Why would you hate Neo having powers in the real world? It makes sense in universe. And it’s not like he has the same powers as in the Matrix.

[@ArchThaBoss]

Seems like u might get your wished with the next matrix movie

[@L1z43vr]

@@prufan Except… no it doesn’t, Neo only has his powers in the Matrix because He’s a hacker, and because the Matrix isn’t the real world, that’s the reason why they can dodge bullets and do crazy shit there, because it’s download into their avatars, kind of like when you get a skill in a game

[@IAmInfinitus208]

Seems like Resurrections is kinda exploring this.

[@TAMThomasTAM]

14:25 "WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!" Best part of this review, hands down

[@GBmovieluv]

I cracked up at that along with the Clerk's reference with it

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

Somebody really needs to make a video of the Neo/Army Smith fight with all of the Smith's saying "ow"

[@connorsmith3387]

Please.

[@supreme_red_dalek_of_doom4970]

+Arctodus yes

[@greppim911]

Ouch!

[@CyberKirby]

#SmithArmyOw

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

good job

[@eat80babies]

Funny thing is in the path of neo the hundreds of Smiths actually did make a giant Smith.

[@eat80babies]

Marvel fan was just making an observation :) Don't think he reads comments anyway.

[@pious83]

+Mr Director If only that had been Revolutions' final fight instead of the disappointing one on one fight they ended up with.

[@eat80babies]

pious83 tbu I kinda just wish we got The Matrix and The Animatrix and no sequels :/

[@TheRedJokerrr]

Which was a good game.

[@Astrithor]

pious83 I agree, although how did The Matrix manage to be more Dragonball than the freaking Dragonball movie?!

[@blackphoenix77]

I loved NC's theory at the end: it would have made so much sense if the real world and Zion were just another level of The Matrix.

[@glennwelsh9784]

Technically, Zion IS another Matrix. The Matrix was created by the Machines to control humanity. Zion was created by the Machines as a way of controlling the small percentage of humans who wouldn't accept the Matrix. Zion might not be a hyper-realistic VR simulation that one can be awakened from, but both Zion and the Matrix are created for the same purpose - to control humanity by fooling them into thinking it is something that it isn't, essentially making Zion another form of Matrix.

[@Theelectroarcheologist]

Glenn Welsh yea but that’s not what they went with. There’s been a lot of theories on the matrix as far saying neo wasn’t ever really the one. But rather than exploring more on these ideas in the film, they focused more on the religious symbolism and the human condition instead.

[@calebmauer1751]

This theory is now cannon for me.

[@spudbuttowski]

@@locale57 Because Keanu Reeves is at the height of his career due to the success of John Wick and the studio thinks it's the perfect time to reignite an old franchise. That's literally the only reason. Keanu is hot right now Disney even tried to pouch him for the MCU

[@houldenmelville5530]

Oh, what if the Matrix is just a science experiment that lets the patient live out their fantasy "like say being the most important person in the world surrounded by women drenched in leather orgasming at parties dedicated to you.

[@MrGlenbw]

3:36 - Doug has just slipped his thoughts of MIB International into this clip 4 years prior. AMAZING.

[@cjhs2006]

I Never Would’ve Guessed That Morphius Was a Fan of Rugrats,he Mentioned Reptar in His Speech

[@ROSTAFA]

Which line?

[@hrrproductions553]

@@ROSTAFA this one (6:20)

[@Gamingwiz135]

What's funny is that in The Matrix Path of Neo game the final boss is actually all the Smiths piling up and making, as the Wachowskis actually put it, " A Massive Monster Mega Smith ".

[@Sonichero151]

did they say " Wakka Wakka Mr. Anderson "?

[@enigma6845]

Funny How He Mentions The Smiths Forming Into A Monster, Because The Matrix: Path Of Neo Video Game Did Just That, They Made A Giant Mega Smith As The Final Boss, Which Takes Some Shades From A Billboard To Complete The Look

[@CyberKirby]

GIGASMITH.

[@paradoxcharlesyork9306]

Yass I just releised that

[@Bearbrawl141]

To be fair, that is a far better ending than Matrix Revolutions.

[@cannonfodder4000]

Why Do You Talk Like This

[@richardgibson8403]

Enigma USE CAPALIZION RIGHT

[@christopherwilliams7845]

Join the Church of Zion! Where we honor the dead with all-night rave parties.

[@JasTheFagge]

+Kaiser Chris *And* orgies of course, can't forget the orgies!

[@Gorypaladin346]

And all night FUCKING

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

+Kaiser Chris Fuck, where do I sign ? Never got it why people should mourn, it ain't fun at all.

[@ThePandoraGuy]

+Kaiser Chris Sounds like the cult of Slaanesh to me.

[@Donnerbalken28]

+The Pandora Guy THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH.

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

This is probably one of my favorite NC reviews, Agent Schmuck(er) is one of my favorite throw away characters, I'm surprised no one in this review yelled something like "Mother Schmucker!"

[@Zaron_Gaming]

This actress who plays the Oracle is a real highlight to this series. She's very likeable. The new Oracle in 3 can't hold a candle to her

[@vastro921]

Of course, but she did her best. It's only because the original actress who played the Oracle in 1 & 2 sadly passed away.

[@godabandonedthistimeline]

The actresses who played the Oracle, Gloria Foster and Mary Alice were actually friends and had starred in a play together. Don't compare them because Mary Alice was just trying do her best while still being respectful to Gloria Foster

[@t.k.1319]

@@godabandonedthistimelinethank you. Came here to say the same thing. They are both great actors. Also, ppl need to keep in mind they were shooting both sequels together. There wasn’t any time. Lastly, revolutions is much darker, as they are facing the end of Zion and the end of the matrix. So, it makes sense for that Oracle to be played a bit differently.

[@jadinrosh7112]

The "goodnight, sir" part always cracks me up.

[@EruditeChap]

The reason Neo had to fly to the highway from the Chateau, rather than 'just going back the way he came', is because they ACTUALLY transitioned away from the city restaurant they started in back when they followed Persephone out. They're already in the Chateau for that big stupid fight (like, did you think that was just another room in the restaurant?), and they use the keys the Keymaker makes for them to go BACK to the city when making their escape and leaving Neo behind. So from where Neo was, yes, every room and every door leads to a Chateau in the mountains, because that's literally where he's standing, and he doesn't have any of those keys that make a door connect to somewhere else. All the other doors they took to get there have since closed.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

@@lostchild It sucks that only Morpheus realized this. Its also ironic because now the machines are the captain now instead of the humans (like in the past).

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Are we _totally_ sure this isn’t one of those deals where the directors weren’t just screwing around and us poor saps are stuck explaining?

[@Matt_Bright_1983]

I'm guessing he didn't understand that when they left with Persephone, they traveled to the chateau. It seems pretty easy to follow to me but you never know what someone missed

[@ПавелПовх-з3у]

@@Matt_Bright_1983 Knowing how they watch movies during "first viewing", I am certain he was making notes on kiss scene while Persephone locked and opened door with a key.

[@emangillespie]

There's actually another faster way for Neo to get close to Morpheus and Trinity, they forgot that the Key makers's jail cell where he made a crap ton of those keys was still in the castle he was in, he could have easily went back to the cell, grab a couple of keys, and use then to try to get to his team quickly.

[@michaelfreeman3189]

I absolutely love all the extra skits you put in for these reviews. I bet you all have a lot of fun doing them.

[@jnellieeightyfive7725]

"Revenge of the smiths "

[@PerovNigma]

Every time I watch the review for the first _Matrix,_ I *always* watch the next two immediately after.

[@Tazzie1312]

Yeah, you know, I had a choice between levelling a town with a tornado and my blue-haired lesbian girlfriend and I totally did not choose the town.

[@NeoNovastar]

LOL

[@Tazzie1312]

...I should probably point out that was a video game.

[@AjenLarod]

I get it.

[@HeyHeresTre]

Haha i get it Life is strange

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

One of the most BS choices in games ever.

[@eduardogabriel1999]

lol why does Jesus wear a cross in his chest in this video? Like "oh, I am the son of God, better wear a sculpture of an unbelievable cruel execution tool in my chest because... well, because of fashion"

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

People seem to think that's quite a religious symbol. I guess Christianity doesn't have many but that was a cruel day. Why would we want to remember it?

[@AstroManX100]

I think it is meant to be a reminder of what Jesus chose to endure for us and our sins.

[@AstroManX100]

Nate J. The zombie carpenter! Oh, I love that and I'm gonna use it. XD

[@boxn]

Peter did try to stop them, he cut of one of the guards' ear. But Jesus stopped him.

[@michaelstark8720]

Cross was as sign of God even in old testament when israelis had their camp in shape of cross (description in book of numbers)and hebrew word Tav which mean mark was in shape of cross and that israelis in Egypt before last plague with lamb blood marked their dors with Tav(cross) symbol. Also High priest that was in center of israeli camp during ceremonies said behold the hand, behold the nail which means that all this needed to happen to fullfil prophecy.

[@Busterpedia]

The matrix reloaded,reuploaded...woah

[@nightterror8670]

Reuploaded by reloaded team enjoy !

[@patdav56]

"You do not truly know someone until you fight them" ........ hi dbz

[@Yanara126]

Oh I wish. Watching Goku wreck shit there sounds hilarious.

[@Razgriz85]

and every other Kung Fu movie ever made.

[@Haterator]

Let me rank the Matrix movies: 1. The Matrix End of list.

[@leob4403]

The original also sucks tbh

[@salaciouspancakes]

@@leob4403 No, no it doesn't. Awesome movie.

[@axelnilsson5124]

That’s not a ranking

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Rank of the Matrix movies 1. Thats it

[@ruleofoz2207]

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 But... but... Animatrix...

[@magnamon2099]

did they make a shmuckers jelly joke?

[@DanRudy]

magnamon2099 They did! And gave a nod to viewers old enough to get it.

[@roidmango5751]

I'm an angry Limey so I will correct you and say iiiiiiit's....Jam.

[@empirate100]

Shmuckers is the Erfworld currency. I don't suppose that's what's referenced here, but I like to point out Erfworld is awesome, nay, Ossomer, every chance I get. :-D

[@moved5600]

I'm 25 and I got the joke.

[@hollyschwinn8091]

they should've

[@whitherwhence]

Zuul is at 19:50. That's more for me to have a shortcut than anything else

[@kriskelchtermans8594]

- I'm number 5?! Could be worse, you could be number 37.

[@abadenoughdude300]

I am not a number! I am a free man!

[@randalgraves6979]

37 ??? In a row?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

or 69

[@aztn19]

I understood that reference from Clerks lol

[@sligen]

All at once?

[@justas423]

One thing I still don't get is why this movie is called matrix RELOADED even though the matrix was RELOADED in matrix REVOLUTION and the REVOLUTION happend in matrix RELOADED

[@spiny7560]

You know a much as the trilogy loved moving references to Jesus I’m surprised they didn’t name the third movie Matrix Revelations

[@De-Nigma]

Or Matrix Resurrection, just to make it a bit more subtle.

[@Phantom_binovirex8974]

Guns reloaded..stabbed that comment in the balls

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@De-Nigma That's probably the subtitle for Matrix 4

[@Fluffkitscripts]

You am maked me has the strok.

[@Immolator772]

Well turns out, Neo choosing to save Trinity is actually what saved humanity. Obviously everyone will choose to save humanity and sacrifice a person, and the Architect knew they will choose that, but it's actually his love towards Trinity is what broke the Architect's system.

[@joncurtis199]

Its not Neo. Its Tom. You heard the NC right?

[@Immolator772]

@@joncurtis199 yeah so weird calling him Tom.

[@Anime9100]

I laugh every time they do the "Yo-da-le-he-hoo!"

[@Terriss0421]

"I'm off to look silly in 'Cloud Atlas.'" Lol, mission accomplished.

[@crispico4727]

Tonight we dine in our independence day! But that day, is not today!

[@Nintendon85]

Tumetron3000 For today, we are cancelling the apocalypse!

[@IntoTheVoyd]

And i aim to misbehave

[@YourFunkiness]

I always thought the chateau was in the mountains. The Merovingian's crew used a key to go elsewhere, but any door Neo went out would be in the mountains.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

28:02 - Oh man, everyone had that theory. Me too. And then the next movie comes and shits it down the toilet.

[@prufan]

Because it was a dumb disappointing theory and you lot needed to get over it.

[@Sonichero151]

well using my knowledge of Assassin's Creed, the Reincarnation cycle of the Hindu Religion, and a little bit of Dead Space lore I think I can Translate just what the flying fudgecicle The Architect is saying. Apperentally, Neo is a reincarnation of a faulty programming error of the matrix itself that makes him an exact counter of the Matrix's function. His past lives have all done this before, following the chain of events that should lead to the freedom of Humanity. However, the Architect always manages to stop this by causing a complete system's reset of the Matrix while terminating the body of Neo's past life. THIS time. However, he is refraining from doing yet another system wipe because either he knows that this incarnation of Neo is going to do something different that will form a compromise, he knows some cancerous entity is building within the Matrix that only Neo will destroy, or he's just fucking tired of Resetting the Damn Hard drive and reinstalling all the damn mods he has running.

[@nicholastosoni707]

+Danny Caracciolo I'll do you one better: Neo is a "Messiah" archetype. The purpose of "The One"--the Messiah--is to sacrifice himself and thereby restore order within the Matrix. Balancing an equation, as the Architect would say.For the most part, THE ONE (TM) has been more-or-less predictable in making the "greater good" choice. It just so happens that Neo--our current One--has decided to say, "I am not a number: _I am a free man!_" and he goes for the other option. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.My reading of the scene: The Architect is _bored_. He's been through this so many times...but he's never counted on The One choosing his own path.

[@Sonichero151]

Nicholas Tosoni good addon to the theory.

[@chrisandrew7577]

Danny Caracciolo i think smith is the one. the matrix is reset when the one reaches the source. smith merged with neo while he was jacked to the source. therefore the matrix was reset and the anomaly destroyed. makes sense because smith removed his ear piece, but still acted like an agent. he was a rogue program. the anomaly. the one.

[@_thechosen]

Chris Andrew But Neo was one too, because without him Smith would not be destroyed.

[@ericdigirolamo8904]

sooooo, he was a bug that kept returning no matter what the architect tried throughout each new system reset. BUT once a virus appeared and the bug actually stopped it the architect just said, "okay, FINE. you can stay."

[@archivesEris]

The "move along" stormtrooper clip followed by "Revenge of the Smiths" made this movie 1000% better,

[@vaultdweller2295]

Frenchie: “Would you care to order” Neo (Tom), Trinity, Morpheus: “I’ll have the cake” Frenchie: “The cake is a lie”

[@tomsmiley126]

Poor Mario.. Princess Peach keeps inviting him to her castle for that illusory cake... mama-mia...

[@L1z43vr]

More like "I will have the cake". Remember, no contractions

[@misterwishart]

Also: 14:25 Tamara's dry delivery gets me everytime

[@alex-og.zalez9403]

I was a kid when I saw these, but man I loved the amount of action in this movie.

[@zackearl3200]

YUP. Thats maybe the problem... THE ACTION was the BEST PART....

[@OPLOmega]

11:23 Does Doug know that's what they actually did in the Path of Neo Video Game for the final boss?

[@klimmr]

8:05 In Russia, computers hack you.

[@KombatGod]

18:45 I still don't get how could Doug get that mountain scene completely backwards! It's pretty clear in the movie that he's stuck in the Castle, and only the keymaker can go somewhere else using a key.

[@malcomchase9777]

+KrossoverGod I could be wrong, but if the room through the door didn't change when he left, Neo could just walk back into it. Even if he can't open new "paths", he can use the one already there.

[@KombatGod]

Malcom Chase It drives me insane how can people get that wrong. And it's ok for you, since you're just commenting on a video and probably can't remember the movie well, but Doug can't be excused! Sure, Neo could walk back in, but he would simply walk into the castle, since that's where they were the whole time! They didn't "use their hack powers put him in the mountains" he was already there! Remember the previous fight scene with all the weapons? It took place in the castle, it's 100% clear in the movie! It's the keymaker and the others who used a key to "warp" to the garage, and then once they closed the door the shortcut went away, leaving Neo stuck there! Just think about it, you open a shortcut using a key, then once you close the door it goes away; it's absurd to think that the warp was opened after they closed the door.

[@malcomchase9777]

KrossoverGod Yeah, if it's like that, then Doug is completely wrong. He makes it sound like the door to the balcony is the "portal", like in his sketch.

[@xxMpEGxx]

KrossoverGod thanks, I didnt get what critic was complaining about

[@TeresaKinsley]

*I’LL HAVE THE CAKE*

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Don’t Teresa Kinsley, the cake is a lie

[@kheed1246]

Zzzzzz

[@davidaaronartist]

mmmm sugar-smic

[@UltraAhmetDoray]

@@alanzapreservationtheythem2861 Super Mario 64 proves otherwise

[@frankcarlosanaliza]

Things you are pointing out as mistakes or bizarre choices is what makes this movie so rewatchable. They are memorable. Extended dialogues with philosophical questions, weird theories, the ritual/sex scene, the constanct action with cool visuals and choreography. And Hugo Weaving created a unique character with very little.

[@AdvanCed_OutlAw]

The script that Black Willy Wonka is reading off the TVs is the script to the first Mad Max movie. The more you know.

[@sheriffthiccos9595]

TRANSLATION:Smith is the one

[@sheriffthiccos9595]

A FILM THEORY!!! AAAAAAANNNDDDD...CUT!

[@PabloNavarrete5780]

I did not expect the theory over here

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Finally someone realizes that

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

It's actually a reference.

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

Shyamalan: WHAT A TWEEZT

[@QueenCloveroftheice]

I love the character of Black Willy Wonka. He should be in more reviews.

[@fabianwareinc1171]

When Tammy told Critic "I love you" had me rolling! Lol

[@GBmovieluv]

Along with Critic's reaction

[@matodragonespor5000]

A translation of the Architect's speech would be something like: Hi, I'm the Architect, sorry if I speak weird but I don't know how to interact with humans. I did the first Matrix, it was a paradise so perfect nobody believed. I did the second Matrix, it was a hell so chaotic nobody believed. The Oracle was designed to study and understand humans so she helped me and we realize that the Matrix cannot predict free will, so we did an equation that calculates free will with a 99% of accuracy. The One and the people of Zion are the result of that 1% that is left. The Matrix will collapse so we need the One to fuse with the code to restart the program and then take that 1% of the population to rebuild Zion. This has happened 5 times already and now it's your turn.

[@sidearmsalpha]

Did he really say "Matrix Re-Bloated" at 1:03?! XD

[@FirebirdCamaro1220]

Yep

[@anthonypedroza4935]

sidearmsalpha yeah buddy

[@colemcegg3894]

why isn't May MAYtrix month

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

cuz on May 4th is Star Wars day

[@Avirx]

This movie blew my 15 year old mind when I first saw it in theaters and for years the Matrix Reloaded was my favorite movie. I would watch it on HBO whenever it came on. It was like an event for me. I also rented this along with Revolutions on Netflix. This was back before Netflix had their streaming service. Neo was like a really cool hero for me. I Remember I used a picture of him stopping the bullets in the chateau as the picture for my windows account and I even used it to make a Tshirt. But of course as a I got older I started to see the flaws with this movie and I realized it wasn't as great as I thought it was. And now as a grown adult this video made me realize just how ridiculous it is. I'll always remember it for the crazy action scenes it had though.

[@TonyHill2335]

Except that this video doesn't have any valid criticism of the movie but if you only liked it because it looked cool that makes sense

[@christopherlowery3797]

Toni Hill no valid criticism? Interesting...

[@DarkOrion7]

Yes, no valid criticism.

[@matrix91234]

Honestly people who dont like action movies like this are mainly into capeshit culture. Its that simple. Anything that has reflection or thinking is obviously not gonna sit well with them

[@colincampbell3199]

I love the subversive mocking by calling Reeve's character by "Tom" - his character's actual first name.

[@LadyOnikara]

I keep expecting him to come in and say: "My name............. is Neo."

[@thisguy1073]

I actually really enjoyed reloaded. The game that went with it was cool to.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Can Shmucker make a return? Please? He's awesome.

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

+Mario Hyrulia Watch the Jupiter Ascending review. ;)

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Kimani Wilson-Hunte I saw, but we still need more.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

+Mario Hyrulia Who's Schmucker? Is he in those stupid skit sections between the review? I mostly skip past those.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Technologically Technical He's a fun parody of Agent Smith with just as much Doug Ham in him as Weaving Ham is in Smith.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

Mario Hyrulia Meh. I'm not too big on Doug's impersonations of other characters. It's why I never really liked Demo Reel. I kinda feel like Nostalgia Critic is going in the direction of Demo Reel.

[@yodastitch4227]

Matrix 2 : revenge of the smiths !!! >> had to stop the video to stop laughing .

[@bjornsteelside]

+Gabriel Tomasini The Matrix 3: The Return of Smith's Revenge: The Reckoning (watch tfs)

[@SaberRexZealot]

Punished "Venom" Smith. Neo, I'm already a malware.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

10:35 Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson.

[@PipeRetrogamer]

18:50 i know this is old, but hear me out 😅: The palace Neo is at, is IN the mountains. He got there when Persefone hacked a door in the kitchen of the building. Merv got out of there also by hacking the door, leaving Neo efectively stuck halfway around the world.

[@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je]

2:43 "No I love that car!" I don't know why, but makes me laugh so hard!

[@bananatiergod]

2:47 The moment you realize that the joke isn't so funny considering Keanu's real life girlfriend died in a car accident.

[@jakebryant3445]

Oh my.....

[@bananatiergod]

Jake Bryant Eeeeeyup.

[@jakebryant3445]

That's.....pretty eerie and also tragic.

[@bananatiergod]

Jake Bryant Oh, that's just the tip of the iceberg for him.

[@aidanmanleyfilmmaker]

Glad to see someone else caught it.

[@TheRetroMess]

Morpheus: "Link." Link: "Hyet kyaah!?"

[@givemethelamp2652]

well excuuuuse me morpheus

[@_Axolottie_]

Alexander Weightman xD

[@rckkatansky5783]

The Matrix and Jaws are two films which i just refuse to watch any sequel

[@kennedyshotfirst2534]

You could add Jurassic Parc.

[@AnimeMiner57]

What about Jurassic World?

[@kennedyshotfirst2534]

+XxSkyKni9htxX Stupid.

[@millasboo]

I personally like all 3

[@FreeKentHovind]

"Groundhog Day" (1993) is still a much better movie than both..... ;-)

[@TheForceOfMusic101]

I was drinking a cup of tea which I then proceeded to accidentally spit with laughter when 15:05 happened. 🤣

[@matthewrosenkoetter6351]

12:50 I’m under 30 and I loved that reference and joke.. and your welcome for the viewership! The new Nostalgia critic episodes are always something I look forward to on Wednesday evenings.. keep up the great work Doug and crew

[@wildside316]

"Would you like to order?" "I'll have the cake." ROFLMAO!!!

[@tommo010]

Tamara "I am madly in love with you" Critic "Where the fuck did that come from!!" Thanks NC I now need to clean tea from my monitor

[@GBmovieluv]

I may not need to clean my computer/phone or anything that made me laugh as much as some on who does

[@eman2863]

The giant smith mega-zord actually happened in a matrix video game

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

11:55:"Well, I'm off to look silly in Hacksaw Ridge." "I'm off to look silly in Mortal Engines." "I'm off to look silly in the Hobbit."

[@coolnerdlll6053]

24:01 honestly made me laugh, it's just so hilarious to see Neo dragging the cars around.

[@ggilbo1693]

Dont understand the hate for the sequels. I actually enjoyed all of the Matrix movies

[@Sentryman002]

Me too, friend.

[@angusng816]

Same with Transformers.

[@wrestlinganime4life288]

@@angusng816 I'm sorry no, no no. If you can't see the unnecessary dumb sex jokes, annoying stereotyped human characters, , confusing and over the tope action scenes, nonexistent plot, repetitive formula in all 5 movies... Well good for you

[@LadyOnikara]

Yeah, I kinda did too. They are silly and confusing at times, but the action is very interesting.

[@33dbz]

Reloaded was okay, but Revolutions was kind of bad. Haven’t seen Resurrection so I don’t know

[@laurenjohns3049]

lol thanks for the shout out Shmucker ;-)

[@bowserfriend]

EXPLAIN!!!! *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*

[@KyleRayner12]

I think it's the "Smucker's" ad.

[@scitechian]

"With a name like Smucker's, it HAS to be good." Now I can't stop saying that in Hugo Weaving's voice.

[@CyberKirby]

Mr. Algiacritic, you must reconsider.

[@drakesterX]

I'm under thirty... and I got the Schmucker joke!!!!

[@takigan]

@Bilal Khalid It's the Schmucker's jelly slogan from the 90s commercial "With a name like Schmucker's, it *has* to be good".

[@AutumnWind92]

Bilal Khalid we are not American , that’s why we don’t get it.

[@drakesterX]

@@AutumnWind92 I'm not American either, but somehow that commercial or a variant of it made it north of the border to Canada (likely via cable T.V.)!

[@GBmovieluv]

That's great, Turbo-Spinach

[@psychomammoth9640]

22:40 This just feels like he’s going through the sixth or seventh play through of this and forgot a trophy in one path. And he had to go through it again,lol.

[@mega7070]

29:25 I love how NC probably got those mugs made specifically for that clip. Love the dedication 😁😂

[@Destroyha1]

2:44 "No! I love that car!" Replayed this 5 times and it's still funny, haha!

[@CyberKirby]

22:00 Translation? "You're not supposed to exist."

[@Lisa-pn3fm]

Wait... did Matpat steal Doug's theory?

[@appelmonkey375]

+Lisa Lucente Nah this therory was around before this video

[@Vini-zv3lr]

+Lisa Lucente Well, they could have come to the same conclusion.

[@Lisa-pn3fm]

Nathias Weirdos Yeah I know.

[@Tytoalba777]

+Lisa Lucente Well, Doug threw out the theory afterwords, and MatPat found it in the trash (and we all know from the Son of the Mask review anything found in the trash is worth reviewing!) and I think MatPat was able to carry it out where Doug didn't (although MatPat himself probably heard it from someone else)

[@NoOne-py5or]

it was made before that vid

[@arashimiyazawa8165]

19:10 He already tried that. When Frenchie left he disconnected the front door from the restaurant. Neo tried to chase him and only ended up in the mountains. Then they disconnect the back door too, stranding Neo because the house itself is actually in the mountains.

[@billveusay9423]

"Who was that guy ?" Come on ! I recognized him at the first sight and i was twelve !

[@MonsterTeegs]

Alright here's the thing that never made sense to me, how can Zion have been destroyed before if it still exists now? Zion exists outside of the matrix, right? So the rebooting of the matrix should have nothing to do with Zion. Even if it did that makes the destruction of Zion irrelevant as it'll just be rebuilt again. The ONLY way it works is if it exists inside of another Matrix.

[@DarthNinja65]

MonsterTeegs I never got that either

[@zachspears5244]

basically, the 5 previous incarnations of tom were given the same choice, and all chose to save zion, rather than the girlfriend, whereas the final incarnation of tom made the other choice. the other 5 presumably saved zion for decades, but died in the process.

[@Ails1234]

Zion is also a tool that the machines use to control the humans, a contingency plan. With humans living in Zion, even if the Matrix fails (again), they can just go there and get more humans

[@MonsterTeegs]

Zach Spears ooooh that makes sense. But that begs the question how often does the messiah "spawn"? and if he looks the same why don't they have drawing or pictures in Zion to be like. "hey, this is the dude, do what he says." Also how can a program/bug/glitch have a physical body?

[@MonsterTeegs]

***** That also makes sense, though I believe that's wishful logic, as I don't remember any in-film evidence of that.

[@Exilon0193]

11:01 somebody please make the full fight scene like that. XD

[@mikeythearchangel]

your apostrophe joke was very intelligent :' you are an extremely funny, talented writer and performer, and i am very honoured to receive your entertainment for free. its honestly: beautiful, imho. thank you, Mr Doug

[@ivoryhawk87]

You know at first I wasn't the biggest fan of Malcom when he first started doing vids with NC but he has really grown on me. He plays Wonka really well in this and kills in in recent roles he has played. Good shit everyone

[@4Legacy]

20:10 does "As you can see" count as the "as you know" trope?

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

Actually it turns out that the Wachowski's were planning to do the Zion is another Matrix layer but the studio thought the target audience would be too stupid to understand it.

[@ekaterinamikhalev3071]

I thought it was because the studio deemed it too dark as it meant there really was no way out. It would have made perfect sense but it would have been rather unsettling, albeit cool.

[@HellishSpoon]

2:43 Holy shit He predicted john wick films

[@paradoxacres1063]

I thought this one was an..*OK* movie. Neither good nor bad, it's a pretty enjoyable movie. Obviously a step down from the original Matrix movie, but..still nowhere near as bad as the last one, _Revolutions_.

[@angeloszormpas8427]

Same thoughts exactly!

[@RadMan224]

+Brandon Roberts by "avatar" i hope you mean the one with the tail fucking

[@paradoxacres1063]

Brandon Roberts Yeah, that's fair. I will say, though, that I'm always surprised that people take Cameron's _Avatar_ movie so seriously. I mean, if it was between the _Matrix_ movies and the _Avatar_ movie..I'd say that the _Matrix_ movies at least had more meat for us to chew on. _Avatar_ was just pure fluff; less substance than cotton candy.

[@ImmortanDan]

+Paradox Acres Same. Funny how an effects test is the highest-grossing film of the last few decades, huh?

[@paradoxacres1063]

***** Well, at least they waited a decent amount of time (at least *8* years) before releasing another _Avatar_ movie. Credit where credit is due, I suppose.

[@KatOwO2235]

the boy from that one short in Animatrix is also in Reloaded and Revolutions, you can tell cause his first intro in Reloaded, he and Neo say the exact same ending lines from that short in Animatrix, boy thanks Neo for saving him, Neo says the boy saved himself

[@gandhithegreat328]

24:48 My subtitles read "I am dream theory but nothing dream is gone from me no." XD