“No, because they were my enemies” sounds like the Viking shaman 🤣🤣
@johnshaw41374 ай бұрын
432HZ
@rare59603 ай бұрын
he was being DEAD serious. His face when he said it actually made me laugh.
@JoeMACofNAC3 ай бұрын
I fucking love Matt 😂
@juice26204 ай бұрын
"even if I'm a thief dude that doesn't mean you should be gay" - This podcast has some banger jokes.
@OfficialElljay4 ай бұрын
just be glad he’s not a gay thief. cause that ass would get taken 🤣😭
@tq68924 ай бұрын
Two wrongs don’t make a right - McCusker
@allenjanvalie4 ай бұрын
the level of darkarts theo has when he was the one who stole the underwear and proceeds to call the other person gay for wanting their OWN underwear back 🤣🤣
@PepsiFuture4 ай бұрын
Perfect example of the dark arts
@DSToNe19and834 ай бұрын
Haha, I’m saying! Only shit Theo would do..
@CARBINEZzZzZ3 ай бұрын
A one-man pizza operation where you get the call, make the pizza, then lock the doors and go deliver it is such a fuckin funny bit lol
@zyourzgrandzmaz11 күн бұрын
Classic small town 😂
@taviantownsend51923 ай бұрын
Matt is the perfect bro friend. Everyone deserves a friend like Matt
@kaymillerfromTX4 ай бұрын
“I think he was gay” he said after taking his bros underwear lmao 😂 Theo is too funny.
@samx22222 ай бұрын
Out of all the guests that have been on this podcast, Matt is the only person that genuinely seems to be on the same wavelength as Theo
@daveyreed4 ай бұрын
I haven't cried laughing to a podcast in a hot minute.
@chrisdoe36424 ай бұрын
Matt and Shane don't make me feel so alone
@dominicdragoni42153 ай бұрын
damn my brother get a dog or sum they good company
@zyourzgrandzmaz11 күн бұрын
@@dominicdragoni4215he's talking about being a complete degenerate
@dylanstack87103 ай бұрын
The Viking is not a thief. He is a vigilante. "$500 back then was 20-30 grand" sent me.
@AB-fw6qp4 ай бұрын
These two have good podcast chemistry 😂
@yoboy63194 ай бұрын
Podcasts used to be fun, now it's the same hacks just repeating stories and blowing each other. This is at least OK
@eastonstafford83153 ай бұрын
@@yoboy6319you’re a real bummer
@yoboy63193 ай бұрын
@@eastonstafford8315 sorry I can't listen to these dudes say the same stuff over and over.
@eastonstafford83153 ай бұрын
@@yoboy6319 yo you don’t have to watch the same episode over and over they come out with new ones like all the time
@Jose-wf6po4 ай бұрын
Matt kleptomania is still running rampant, he keeps stealing the air out of my lungs from prolonged laughter!
@Okillydokilly694 ай бұрын
You rule .
@ZT55133 ай бұрын
simp
@somarvitor4 ай бұрын
Barely scratched the surface of Matt's criminal past. Needs to go back on n talk about selling drugs n cheating self checkouts.
@DesiS164 ай бұрын
That’s what I laughed at
@spencerbrown29334 ай бұрын
I thought "N Talk" was the name of a podcast and I was like damn dude.
@oneshotgangsta7 күн бұрын
Lmao 😂@@spencerbrown2933
@FeloniousSKUNK16 күн бұрын
The funniest part of this is Theo Vonn thinking that spiders make the silk clothes we wear
@dustinmurphy82able4 ай бұрын
20-30k 😂
@FindingEzekiel29 күн бұрын
Girl math 😂
@DSToNe19and834 ай бұрын
“I stole my buddies underwear” Sounds like something Theo would say..
@littlejackalo53263 ай бұрын
He definitely felt another man's warmth.
@DSToNe19and833 ай бұрын
@@littlejackalo5326 warm silky ass nuts warmth… I suppose
@Stacey_-bf2mb4 ай бұрын
He hit Theo with a HARD Springsteen there at the end
@dominicfox41472 ай бұрын
Matt McCuscker looks like Jimmy Kimmel after chemo therapy.
@MBeist-vi7hoАй бұрын
Lmao
@aliasSix4 ай бұрын
Same timing a pizza for payment is wild 😂 🍕
@Humblemumble74 ай бұрын
What tf is "same timing" a pizza?
@Matt-uj9wl4 ай бұрын
@@Humblemumble7 not handing the goods over until the money is in your hand "at the same time"
@Humblemumble74 ай бұрын
@Matt-uj9wl Oh yeah, of course! Lol Thank you, man. For some reason, in the context of pizza, that shit didn't compute.
@ETAisNOW4 ай бұрын
@@Humblemumble7I’ve only ever heard “same time” during an exchange, it being used as a verb is weird.
@goofballbiscuits36474 ай бұрын
@@ETAisNOW It's a gerund.
@gregorio874 ай бұрын
"somebody said Jesus only worked like 30 hours a week", lol. That sounds like a reasonable amount of time to do carpentry or spread the word. He was just chillin with wine and prostitutes the rest of the time. Can't blame the dude
@bungalo50Ай бұрын
Matt is definitely a guy that has grown up being very good at lying
@TFUProductions15 күн бұрын
Yeah?
@AG9271-gt7ck4 ай бұрын
Two wrongs don’t make a right is such a good line.
@Isariu114 ай бұрын
Is it really that good lol?
@gunncab47604 ай бұрын
Tf? It’s a common saying. It’s Not a good or unique line anymore than “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”
@chadchadchadchadchad4 ай бұрын
Three lefts (90 degrees) make a right.
@HughJanus-ey6cs4 ай бұрын
How old are you that that saying is revolutionary
@PepsiFuture4 ай бұрын
@@chadchadchadchadchadnobody said anything about left or 3. Don’t force an unfunny joke where it doesn’t work. Also, no it doesn’t. Every left makes a … left. It would only be a right from the perspective of someone who is in the original position, not to the person turning. Stupid, very stupid
@ri5clipsrl6644 ай бұрын
“40hrs a week is part-time”- I felt that….
@nuckels1884 ай бұрын
I get all my work done in 10 hours and play on my phone for 30 😢
@old-red2 ай бұрын
My buddy Duke(rip) used to steal cartons of smokes from the local family owned grocery store by throwing them in trash bags and putting them in the ally for later. Then he sold them to us. It was awesome for us 16 year olds at the time but he got caught and got a charge for it.
@Mark-sd7fc4 ай бұрын
My man bought this table as a school auction
@levijamesvstheworld4 ай бұрын
Theo makes up the craziest shit lmao. Sometimes u can see him trying to think of it in his head on the spot
@nicholasdhall4 ай бұрын
This man really has done every single job you could possibly try 😂
@gp50784 ай бұрын
Somebody said jesus only worked 30hrs a week 😂 too good man
@0scarWalsh18 күн бұрын
This guy sold percs in southside Philadelphia, this is not him opening up about his criminal past 💀
@ryanlemley48664 ай бұрын
This shit is crazy. Matt just described my life and Shane grew up in Mechanicsburg where i lived for several years. I missed the boat man.
@HighlyRegardted4 ай бұрын
Yea dude you def coulda been a famous comedian wtf were u even doin the last few yrs
@JayWilkins-zh7fx3 ай бұрын
They were my enemies for real. What was the shop? Oh it was a ice cream store. Lmao wut
@indigowendigo84644 ай бұрын
I delivered pizza in college and never realized I was a badass
@brookej.58884 ай бұрын
"If you even did it." 👀
@phil85283 ай бұрын
Man I relate to Matt on this. I gamble for a living so have a lot of spare time. So I just go to stores that I know overcharge for their products and shoplift there, literally just to pass time and it’s genuinely fun. I’d never shoplift from a small business or anything like that. Just large expensive places.
@snowfrosty13 ай бұрын
Shoplifting from big (usually overpriced/expensive) corporations can be kinda fun(thrilling?) as a preteen-HS teen. Yet try to stop this while you can homie. It’s not really a good schtick inherently tbh, definitely not something you wanna continue with heavily past the 18-22 “college aged” stage of your life. Try to keep it to like candy bars & small items if you must.
@spaceghost39414 ай бұрын
432Hz gang for Lyfe
@stephenb22764 ай бұрын
40hrs in construction considered part time is a joke. Huuur, duuurr, youre not a real man if youre not doing 80 a week
@BigNoseTony4 ай бұрын
The average construction is 50-60hrs. Figure you get overtime a few hours each day. Unless you're on a long controlled job.
@littlejackalo53263 ай бұрын
Your beta Bernal is rearing its ugly head again. It's a real mystery to you why you're bullied. "wAaAaAa. wHy aM i sO bRoKe, aNd WhY aRe aLL tHe oThEr gUyS BuLLyiNg mE? wAaAaAa." Beeeeeta.
@PaloVerde1414Ай бұрын
That’s why he’s chill and down af unfortunate outcome of being OUTSIDEEE
@cammathews5619Ай бұрын
Loop hole in Wendy's with that baby coupon deal lmaooooo
@frankmurphy54 ай бұрын
This studio should ditch that table and do all pods just laying on that plush ass carpet 😂
@s_dolla13413 ай бұрын
Boxer shorts is crazy 😆
@fifihey25 күн бұрын
I don’t know how but I so relate to Matt.
@brandonopolis4 ай бұрын
Working at Taco Bell in high school, my friend memorized all the combo prices after tax, so if someone came in and ordered a single combo meal, he had a technique to pocket the money without throwing off the register. Personally, I was too scared to steal money, but I ate like a king every shift :)
@hova50254 ай бұрын
All the free......Diarrhea, King!!!!
@ETAisNOW4 ай бұрын
It’s interesting how people justify stealing something worth money easier than stealing the actual money
@chrishitchcock79774 ай бұрын
Don’t listen to these weebs, take this and pile drive it into your heart :”hell yeah”
@ETAisNOW4 ай бұрын
@@chrishitchcock7977 what are you even talking about right now?
@antonioavella99054 ай бұрын
Two wrongs don't make a right lmfao
@smokeyblunty42633 ай бұрын
McCusker interrogation
@benmeadows3914 ай бұрын
The owners came in that day cus they knew he was stealing I guarantee it
@Michael-jr5ie4 ай бұрын
“ how far do you think Hitler commuted to get to the holocaust?”
@rfs814 ай бұрын
This dude makes the Carny look like a Saint
@austinhowell34634 ай бұрын
Little less than 850$ today for 500 in 2003 when Matt was 17
@dakotatotten53554 ай бұрын
We had a 3 shirts for price of 2 on all our stuff . So you pay for 2 shirts get one free or pay for 2 pants get one free and I would hit that button and never tell the customer and after my shift pick out like 3-4 shirts / pants and take them home . I got a whole new wardrobe in like 2 weeks . I could wear a new shirt with out doubling it for weeks . I was a asshole but my manager was the one that told me about it . I still feel bad about it hahaha 😂 sorry Steve and Barry’s
@jsmithsemper48484 ай бұрын
This whole thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@securethebag1613Ай бұрын
I kno my boy had a south pole shirt
@jonvia3 ай бұрын
Just an m'goodboy trying to make money for his chicken tendies and special sauce.
@BL_7624 ай бұрын
Matt should rock a bowl cut or a Edgar cut
@PRICEX3 ай бұрын
Bowl cut would go hard
@waynecampbell85314 ай бұрын
I used to take in donations at a (for profit) thrift store and stole stuff every single day. It was exhilarating.
@goofballbiscuits36474 ай бұрын
Nice
@kurtman89544 ай бұрын
Why is the table so big?
@Peter-zg3em4 ай бұрын
i'm so glad these two hit it off. shane's instantly funny, cusker takes a few episodes until you realize what makes him tick and his purity. he and theo have so many things in common even if they do have a very different delivery. they're humble guys, they're willing to grow. most comedians have the swagger of shane, the coolest guy in the room with an immediate appeal to most. these two are quietly the coolest dudes in the room and it might take a bit until you realize that.
@justinbrazel19254 ай бұрын
Spiders make silk in Louisiana?
@ervxpi47284 ай бұрын
Theo is well arguably the GOAT
@kuroh312 ай бұрын
I worked at great American cookies at my local mall as a teenager and definitely stole a bunch of cookies and traded them with the guys at Subway & the pizza place
@frankfurt10634 ай бұрын
theo just wanted to stunt on rogan with that table
@mike2312p4 ай бұрын
Im trying to think what mall matt would of worked at??? I dont think concord mall had a brewsters so my guess would be granite run mall. Plymouth and k of p would of been a far commute.
@tarawhite9864 ай бұрын
@mike2312p Would it be the old Galleria Mall that used to be right in Center City?
@mike2312p4 ай бұрын
@@tarawhite986 with the movie theater? I didn't think about that
@mattlitzenberg96234 ай бұрын
I know what Brysters he workers at. There is a Brysters like 10 minutes from the concord mall by the Kohl Library and the Laspadas Hoagies. There is a high chance that the Shaman served me ice cream as a child
@Dontzzzzz3 ай бұрын
Everyone please tell em your story of what you stole from your work below 👇
@lukeholderfield360211 күн бұрын
70,000 spiders
@ErmiasTenkir4 ай бұрын
Theo, i watch ur videos and i love what u do. Man Please help me get out of this bad situation i am in
@notagiantseaslug55234 ай бұрын
Theo helps those who help themselves.
@Heopful4 ай бұрын
Theo pays his openers $100 lol he ain't helping anyone.
@kornflakes4204 ай бұрын
Ha. Jesus' 30hr work week. "Sorry, I'm off the clock."
@paulwilliams64154 ай бұрын
Is that carrot top. 2:33
@JimNortonsAlcoholism4 ай бұрын
Nice bot comments
@notagiantseaslug55234 ай бұрын
I’ve seen you comment before and I’m so curious about your username. You’ve obviously had it forever, and quite possibly could you be Jim Norton? Or what the fuck? And also what the fuck is up withthese bot comments? Is that something you can pay for as a channel? Help me, Jim Norton, you are my only hope.
@CharlieL2924 ай бұрын
Jesus only worked 30 hours a week? 😂
@Initial__B4 ай бұрын
baby cone baby cone baby cone
@hen89504 ай бұрын
Mccusker is super likable. I bet he’s a good man.
@MorganBishop-x5n22 күн бұрын
Lewis Michael Miller David Hernandez Frank
@danthomas31124 ай бұрын
I worked on a turnpkie collecting tolls after high school partime time during college damn we stole so much money
@PriestleyJill-d6b20 күн бұрын
Martinez Christopher Miller Ruth Lee David
@crryder444 ай бұрын
"If you work 40s ur part time"💯
@skibbydweez26474 ай бұрын
Former life of crime Proceeds to rob Nickles quarters from sweet shop
@ML-kx9gz4 ай бұрын
lol @ scoop nuts
@trentnoble104 ай бұрын
In high school, before we were 18 we stole the FUCK outta CCC's from WalJart & any store that carried Cough & Cold Coricidin. I tripped balls on cough meds from like 16-22 nonstop! Lmfao I never get colds, still to this day! I think all those CCCs supercharged my sickness defense systems!
@rdel20074 ай бұрын
I think it probably had the opposite effect lol
@goofballbiscuits36474 ай бұрын
It broke you and made you blind to your own downfall 🎉
@OnionsBonnie-w1m7 күн бұрын
Harris Linda Robinson Donna Hernandez Patricia
@johnnybradsher70214 ай бұрын
bro this is not his criminal past
@John-mf1sz4 ай бұрын
Holy hell. Ive never, up into this point in my life met anyone that I could relate to as much as McCusker. Grade A++ 👍🏼 I had a very similar scheme going on with out of state truckers; especially when our cameras literally did not work for months on end. I’ll say the same for thing now that I said then; prove it. Especially when these audits are only done once a quarter. Come on, now…You may as well be asking for it at that point. And to be clear, this was a large chain not some Mom and Pop place. I’d never do that if that were the case. Corporate can more than take the hit, though.
@mamterilleq4 ай бұрын
Real enemies bahaha
@waynecampbell85314 ай бұрын
I used to take in donations at a (for profit) thrift store and stole shit every single day. It was exhilarating.
@JaredFrye-j3n4 ай бұрын
I owe the Restaraunt I managed a good $5k at least. Too easy to steal cash when you’re the manager and can do mental math/write down the amounts
@MichaelMick-n1r20 күн бұрын
Jackson Mary Garcia Linda Jackson Laura
@ambientbluntsmoke4 ай бұрын
matt is so dope
@jessetree134 ай бұрын
Now I wanna know how many hours Jesus worked for real
@guineveremoonmist10604 ай бұрын
Stealing was so fun as a teen God forgive me lol
@yankquinn99924 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jessesshow14 ай бұрын
This is the first Theo interview I can actually sit and watch
@jimirsayssponsor58444 ай бұрын
Agreed I like Theo but sometimes he tries too hard to be random and say some weird shit it reminds me of a child. Like you don’t always have to try & be funny
@jessesshow14 ай бұрын
@@jimirsayssponsor5844 he tried to hard ALL of the time like bruh just have a convo and let the funny stuff happen , he’s actually having a conversation with Matt
@tomhiggins85094 ай бұрын
@@jimirsayssponsor5844 that’s kinda his whole thing though, so what do you like about him
@Heopful4 ай бұрын
You didnt cry from laughing at the "two wrongs dont make a right" line?
@yellowman68663 ай бұрын
I am convinced this is how Theo answers every follow up question. "Somebody said Jesus only worked 30 hours a week" -Who said that? "Huh?"
@tonythetiger16004 ай бұрын
He 4 got the time he was top shotta n popin percs n runn8ng tge block