The Predator: An Unbridled Rage

Well, well;
Who could have predicted that this would be a disaster? The script was leaked and I honestly didn't believe the ideas that Shane Black came up with BUT it looks like a few of them got dialled back.
That didn't change the fact that he royally destroys Predator and another corpse has been shovelled onto the franchise pile.

[@MauLerYT]

Hello there! Well, I managed to finally get this video out, had limited sleep and breaks for eating, otherwise I have been stuck in Microsoft Word and Vegas for what feels like centuries. It tough to get done but after many drafts and corrections, it looks like we made it. For those who are wondering, we got the TFA Critique coming up and i'm gonna take a few days to wind down a bit then i'm back on with that, full throttle. I was going to cover Venom but I really want to push on with TFA now, hoping for a early November release, realistically. So I think I will skip Venom to focus TFA. Next up should be Aqua-man in December and after that.......who knows. I shall be posting updates to the Patreon about the TFA critique if you guys want more details, those are free posts and you can check them out here: www.patreon.com/user?u=4817956

[@SaltyySythe]

Hi dude!

[@TheApplzs]

This next hour is gonna be awesome thank you sir

[@nihluxler8823]

MauLer Are we going to get an unbridled rage for rogue one. Sorry for asking a fourth time, but I still don’t have an answer to that.

[@kmel3588]

here just in time to see this video before it gets taken down :^P

[@Oozywolf]

Thank you for still making fun of TLJ. Because I'm still trying to digest how horrible that movie is and this reminds me that there's sanity out there.

[@melvinch]

We're living in an age where movie reviews are actually more entertaining than the movies themselves.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

yes, and save me the trouble of watching the movies (which I was not going to do anyway, but at least now I can get some entertainment from them).

[@themadmattster9647]

I knew I'd never watch this movie but enjoyed this review of it probably more than I would've

[@jasonmiller8392]

Yesssssss

[@wheeliebin18]

Yup. I've saved so much money from watching extensive, entertaining reviews rather than this garbage-fire, abortion of a film.

[@tylersmith1549]

Great age of cinema

[@nolanolivier6791]

My favorite line is when he says: 'I'm a sniper; just get me close...' Apparently nobody explained to Shane Black what snipers actually do...

[@talotalo1192]

Aint sniper a callsing for sword swinging medieval Knight

[@SvendleBerries]

Didnt you know? The best ninjas had scopes on their swords.

[@jonathangarcia5279]

@@SvendleBerries Good one.

[@riccardos2955]

@@talotalo1192 Wrong snipers were farmers that had to follow the legionarys and throw stones at gallic people in Romes service.

[@solarsailer4166]

Bloody insulting to real service men and women and I've got some in my family.

[@thedeekabides]

I had initially thought “Predator is a masterpiece, how could MauLer not enjoy it?” Then I read “The Predator” Oh.

[@uroboril]

Same, I didn't even realize there was a new Predator movie. They should really stop making them

[@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it]

Yeah, got me too.

[@glauberglousger6643]

Counting is hard these days isn’t it? Instead of 1,2,3,4 Predators, Predator, The Predator, Predator 2 Simple, totally not going to be confusing or just plain dumb I wonder what’s next, What Predator? A Predator? Predator 1? Predator 0? Choices indeed!

[@mongooseunleashed]

​@@uroborilAt least make them GOOD.

[@jakublulek3261]

I was the whole movie yearning for Gary Busey from Predator 2.

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

"The final act took place in daylight, and that wasn't scary." Shane Black, a man who was part /of/ the original Predator, a movie in which 3/4 of it takes place during broad daylight and is one of the tensest, most anxiety inducing experiences of all film history, has decided "Muh Daylight = Muh Boring". Well done, sir. Well done, managing to forget the lessons of the cinematic classic YOU WERE FUCKING IN.

[@megamovieman101]

Maybe Shane had some “ideas” and that was part of the reason Hawkins was killed first 😂

[@vanillabatcave5677]

The scene where the Predator kills Mac and Apollo Creed (can't remember his name right now lol) is one of the scariest in the movie and it happens in broad daylight _"Anytime"_

[@yup486]

@@megamovieman101 The only reason he was in the film was to do re-writes on the script. So he wrote a large chunk of the original movie. Which makes this movie even more baffling.

[@batmanbeyond5766]

he also didnt learn from AvP2 that was also set at night and ended up being so dark to a point were i thought my Tv had turned off

[@macrussell78]

I imagine he was huffing paint thinner throughout the entire filming.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

If the Predator was trying to steal a child, does that make him a Child Predator?

[@toxicmasculinity3976]

Yes.

[@haillobster7154]

@@toxicmasculinity3976 great name.

[@MrToshiroKurosaki]

Ironically, it also wanted his ass-burger

[@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890]

@@MrToshiroKurosaki Maybe I'm dense, but I fail to see the irony?

[@fnm0491]

Pedo Predator = New SJW warrior.

[@omis6610]

Man this film sucks. Man this film sucks. Why did you say it twice? I didn’t. It was an echo.... in the empty theatre.

[@hentosama]

OH SNAP

[@MmaSmarty87]

I dont got time to laugh

[@electrictears3512]

ANYTIME

[@paulie.walnuts2838]

What you wanna try next? cheese?

[@QuantumCat76]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@THATGuy5654]

The idea of changing Predator lore to make it more... grand in scope(?) kind of goes against what made Predator so effective in the first place. The basic idea is that they didn't see us as much more than sport. We were collateral damage in their rituals or hobbies. It's upsetting. It makes you really root for the human.

[@johnynoway9127]

its like if we put 50 Doom guys instead of just 1 (the player)

[@ExProductions95]

Thats also the problem with the new shitty alien movies. Predator was a mysterious and monstrous alien that came to earth to hunt for sport. We dont need to know more. More takes away the mystery and if written like this makes it fucking stupid. Same with Alien. First its some mysterious xeno found on some destroyed alien ship. It made you contemplate the unknown horrors of space and how this creature was a perfectly evolved apex predator. The rest was up to your imagination. Then the new movies made them bio weapons made by an insane robot. I personally love the idea that somewhere in the galaxy there could be planets with these apex predators like xenomorphs and that things even worse could be lurking. But no Ridley Scott just said, “lol so like these big pale bald guys made humans and then made a bioweapon that creates xenomorphs lol”

[@saiarvindarun7856]

" he was predator jesus" line made me spit out my coffee. Nice one Mauler.

[@FELONIOUSBOLUSS]

Dear Lord! *This is a movie about Predators literally trying to WEAPONIZE AUTISM*

[@jgw9990]

Alpaca Man Predator: the hunt for the hacker known as "4chan"

[@jakefrost7404]

Maybe it's Hollywood's attempt to imitate 4chan, it sure pissed off enough people.

[@smugalice6206]

Alpaca Man Somewhere, Mike Stoklasa’s screaming “OH MY GOOOOOD!”

[@eatatjoes6751]

Yeah--I didn't exactly adore that plot point. Like, way to make me feel even more awkward, movie.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

At least they aren't trying to weaponize resurrected Dinosaurs....

[@ripghotihook]

"Brains are offensive to movies these days." Perfect.

[@Sixstringman]

If people have brains they wont tell all their friends how awesome it was on twitter.

[@tastyloaf5487]

Let's kill the movie with word-of-mouth! Democracy in action!

[@Shockguey]

NPC praise subroutines activated.

[@Blaze6108]

Heh in some ways it's true. A lot of movies seem to skip on the details nowadays (Star Wars: TLJ is probably the best example of this) which might be excusable in SMALL amounts, but these amounts are by no means SMALL in a lot of new movies.

[@xzenitramx666]

you can blame the americans on that one, with his anti-science culture, those assholes are wierd.

[@crimsonnateg2124]

I love every time he says “because fuck you” he plays that execution scene from the first movie. Made me laugh every time

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Shane Black: filming in daylight is boring! Let's do it at night! Also Shane: *was part of one of the greatest horror movies of all time, which was 100% filmed in BROAD DAYLIGHT.*

[@Whiskey0880]

Same kinda moon, same kinda jungle....

[@petery6432]

Not 100%, but all the kills happen in daylight.

[@kaijusoshingeki7214]

You skipped over one of the dumbest things in movie history. When the girl goes to the Stargazer lab they show her a tablet with still images from P1 and P2. The P1 image is when it emerged from the water and couldn’t see Dutch covered in mud... as if someone was there and took that photo.

[@fakeupchuck6073]

What in the actual fuck.

[@HappyMinds1]

At this point I am willing to believe Hollywood has been taken over by shape shifting aliens with no concept of human culture and no ability to construct a story. These scripts would of got rejected as B movies back in any day.

[@MarcelNL]

No way! You're making that shit up! They can't POSSIBLY have been THAT stupid to actually put that in the movie! Please tell me you're joking!

[@marvalice3455]

That's dumb, but it is a really common sequel cliche.

[@ArtFenixAsordis]

Lol, what the fuck! xD

[@ProfessorFanatic]

You know, I have Asperger's Syndrome, and I'm been around for a good while (in my final year of high school), so I can say with confidence... that this movie really is an insult to my condition. The only "superpower" I have is the ability to work out certain math equations in my head with few difficulties- sometimes. Beyond that, it is nothing but a problem for me, making it hard for me to speak in complete sentences without stuttering, to be able to connect with people on any meaningful level, and to break out of regular daily patterns without becoming anxious. I do bad in crowds, and I sadly cannot memorize patterns like other people with my condition can apparently do (especially not to the bullshit levels presented in this film). My only saving grace is that I have been lucky and have not been bullied for my condition, because if I was, I'm not sure how I would react (probably either burst into tears or throw a punch of punches out of anger). I know people think they are encouraging people like me when they write characters like this, but they never get it right, because they fail to acknowledge the drawbacks of Asperger's Syndrome, and instead make characters with only the good parts, exaggerated to the point where it is unrealistic and just disrespectful. I have been trying my hand at writing fantasy novels lately, and I like to think I can write some decent stories on my rough drafts alone. When I make a world, I always write out the rules, so that even if my story becomes a bit contrived, it does not break its rules. I do my best to make sure events flow from scene to scene, and while my foreshadowing skills need work, I do at least make sure the setups make sense. How people like this can get jobs in Hollywood, or any other film studios, with such obvious little care for lore, consistency, and dialogue is baffling to me. I know that I at least try, and the people I show my stories to can tell I try even if they don't like what I wrote- these people put no effort into their stories and try to cover it up with cool effects instead of checking the script. If the story sounds bad on paper before you cover it up with "amazing" effects, then the story should never be produced (yet they still do, somehow). Mauler, you have done a fantastic job with all of your rages and critiques, for movies and otherwise, and you have brought me much joy. You are helping my critical thinking skills for story telling, and have provided me with all the evidence I need for my friends when I tell them I hate Disney Star Wars (am loving the Legends Novels so far, though- I'm on a mission to get as many as I can). Thank you for all the work you put into these videos, and sorry if I ranted a bit. I look forward to your critique of TFA.

[@alansilvero]

"How people like this can get jobs in Hollywood, or any other film studios, with such obvious little care for lore, consistency, and dialogue is baffling to me" simple, it's all about brand recognition at this point, which is really sad.

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

@@alansilvero Brand recognition and trendy garbage that none of the suits making the films understand.

[@stephenlee1664]

@@alansilvero it's all about dem connections at this point. How some people are even allowed to make movies such as the guy who directed the movie chips is all because they have connections.

[@Whoknowsuknow]

I was just going to comment that this film is probably offensive to people with certain mental disorders. Thanks for confirming.

[@D.Jay.]

ProfessorFanatic I see that you like DnD. If you don't already play I suggest that you do. However I would also suggest you play as the DM. Playing as the DM is a great way to learn interpersonal skills. It can be a trail by fire and passions can run high but it's worth it. Autism isn't a chain to a wall keeping you separated from others. It's a weight for sure, it will slow you down and it never goes away for good. But the focus and will power it takes to pull that weight will make you stronger.

[@phoenixsplash135]

Just let them have the kid's DNA, next generation of predators will have no social skills and be obsessed with trains

[@ExProductions95]

Literally the most bat shit insane plot point ive ever seen/heard of. Predators want to harvest fucking assburgers and autism to become better warriors

[@marcespinoza6068]

How hard would it have been just to make a sequel to Predators? A movie about Adrian Brody's character trying to get off that planet would have been interesting.

[@spirithero2446]

Say what you will about the casting of Adrien, but he and everyone else in Predators most definitely outdid every actor is this shitshow with all their performances. Everyone’s lines and delivery and piss-poor acting in this “movie” literally made me cringe and unintentionally laugh from beginning to end. “Who wrote this dialogue?!”

[@sologamer3122]

Indeed, I think the only issue with that would be not having enough people left to stand a chance.

[@marcespinoza6068]

@@sologamer3122 At the end of Predators new people were parachuting in.

[@sologamer3122]

@marcespinoza6068 ah you're right I remember now.

[@ExProductions95]

I would love a predator movie set in the future. Mankind is starting to colonize planets. We have a group of space marines on an outer rim world outpost protecting the engineers there that are prepping it for a colony. Little did we know this planet is close to Predator space. A predator arrives and begins hunting a fearsome alien species from this planet. It crosses paths with the marines and they fight. Because of our advanced weaponry and maybe augmentations or something like this, the marines are able to put him down with minimal casualties. They caught him off guard not expecting human soldiers and his gear was for fighting an alien beast. Before he dies from wounds he sends a SOS and his helmet feed to his fleet. Then a squad of armored and more prepared Predators come to the planet and just wreck havoc.

[@mr.rich-low-pitch6570]

Wait. Mauler hates Predator? (Starts watching the video). Ooooooohhhhhhhh.....Mauler hates the NEW Predator.

[@TheKueiJin]

MauLer hates The Retcon

[@Cymes]

I even had no idea , that they've made a remake.

[@brightgarinson3099]

@@Cymes Haha

[@tonalddrump2712]

@Corvo@AZ Still better than the 2018 version no?

[@monopolizeme]

Mr. Rich-Low-Pitch Omg I thought the same thing! I actually avoided the review at first. Makes so much sense now lol

[@72823m]

This whole movie sounds like something a toddler would create by saying “and then” between every event

[@charmandyorton006]

Avakrr Lmao that is amazingly accurate for this film, like for goodness sakes just space out your events with full stops or something or else your audience is lost

[@snagc4b427]

Right on

[@namelessjedi2242]

That’s how I felt about every predator movie since predator 2.

[@kieranschafer5180]

And then a spaceship comes and then the predator wakes up and then the prisoners escape and then they fight the predator and then the predator kills the other predator

[@mrkiky]

@@kieranschafer5180 and then the lobotomized predator dog spits out a grenade... If you wanna see something that is actually like that take a look at "Axe Cop", it's literally the ideas and stories of a 5 year old made into a webcomic, and it's better than this.

[@richardsimmons9880]

The Predator was on TV last Friday, and I watched it. Even after seeing this review (and others), I was still astounded how shit it actually is.

[@maulressurected4405]

It's like he held a grudge for his character getting killed first in the original.

[@Ramsey276one]

PERHAPS XD

[@niewesoa5299]

Funnily enough, they (apparently) hired Black because they wanted him to also take a look at the script / rewrite some stuff. He said no, because he was hired as an actor, not scriptwriter. So they killed him first XD

[@spartandud3]

You missed the best part. Biologist lady, remember she's a biologist, claims that the Retcon "grew and exoskeleton under it's skin." That is an actual quote. An EXOskeleton UNDER it's skin. This is what a supposed biologist says.

[@shelfdefence1112]

That's actually hilarious if it's acutally in the movie. This is one of the worst scripts I've ever seen.

[@drakep.5857]

Sounds like a subtle joke from some kind of sci fi comedy.

[@xolotltolox7626]

@Jon Galt an ENDOskeleton if you will

[@CommanderViviax]

FFS. It's a Endoskeleton if it's inside. This is something a basic exposure to Five Nights At Freddies will teach you. Because they have Endoskeletons. It's not massively complex.

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

@Cyril It had, but the character who said them was killed first.

[@MyMintBerryCrunch]

Rest in peace... Predator Alien Terminator Star Wars Star Trek Jurrasic Park Robocop The Thing Ghostbusters Doctor Who Game of Thrones James Bond The Conjuring Independence Day The Matrix Lord of the Rings What an awful time to be alive

[@Levi-ki2dt]

And jurassic park

[@MyMintBerryCrunch]

@@Levi-ki2dt I'll add that to the ever-growing list

[@thahoule7924]

now we got fckn marvel. marvel everywhere we look. oh well, ill just rewatch all of the classics you just mentioned and still be more entertained than by any of todays crap (i just realised i sound like some old dude, even tho im 19y old)

[@sonicdash9652]

@@thahoule7924 Hell, even the MCU itself is outdated nowadays with all of the cringy jokes (well, some of then are good) and spitting on source material (yup, I'm looking at you Thanos and Captain Marvel)

[@eddihurta7173]

Forgot Robocop, The Thing, All of DC

[@LionHeartZell]

Acquiring the survival traits of your prey, the same traits that didnt save them from you, IS a genius concept. 😂

[@thewanderingartists]

Quality writing 😂

[@LionHeartZell]

@@thewanderingartists exactly! 😂

[@TonyTama]

buckle up cus thats the same plot for Kung Fu panda 4. Acquiring the spirits that LOST to Po to... conquer...?

[@sardoniclysane]

Actual mailman here in the United States. The package were been returned to sender. It would not have been forwarded on to a home address, unless there was a valid forward. clearly there isn’t because he sent it to the P.O. Box. Do you remember when writers researched topics first? Sigh.

[@tessajalloh3914]

Remember when the Predator was an alien hunter that considered earthlings lesser beings with enough intelligence to be a decent hunt. Using it's greater technology to stalk, toy with and manipulate it's human prey. A creature of honour, that would not hunt something that couldn't fight back, only those with weapons. A creature that would eschew it's high tech blaster and tools to fight hand to hand, if it's prey threw it's gun away and drew a knife in futile challenge? One that if you were able to defeat it's Brethren, it would acknowledge your ability, and gift you one of it's many trophy weapons gathered throughout the ages, before leaving in mutual respect? I miss that predator.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?

[@GodOfTheInternets]

its* its* its* its* its*

[@tessajalloh3914]

@@GodOfTheInternets A common mistake i shall likely never fix. But you're quite right Mr Genericwhitemale.

[@GodOfTheInternets]

@@tessajalloh3914 Well generally, if you can switch "its" for "his/her" then you should use its. If it is "it is" it is "it's". The castle and 'his' walls: its walls. The parliament and her decisions: the parleiament and its decisions, and so on

[@BSM-vw6cf]

The predators in this film are badbloods, they have a different code of honor.

[@SkorpTS]

They used a lobotomised dog to move the plot forward. Twice. ...What.

[@atomicdancer]

_Shane Black:_ "Hmm. So we're at the end of Act One. How do we move into Act Two..? What do you think, Lobo?" _Lobo the Lobotomized Dog:_ "Werfff." _Shane Black:_ "You know... that just might work. But then, how will we transition into Act Three?" _Lobo the Lobotomized Dog:_ "Werrp..." _Shane Black:_ "Of course! Lobo, you're a genius!"

[@killian9314]

Poetic Abomination Predator Dog, like wtf

[@squashedeyeball]

Next thing you know, Shane Black planned a scene in which the dog pukes out a dildo and the guys make a joke about it, referring to the girl. That would not surprise me at all if such a scene was cut from the final release.

[@teddrewflack400]

squashedeyeball no , no , they would have cut another cohesive scene to keep that in , because , Shane black .

[@chasmosaurus3]

Interesting. God from dog instead of Deus ex machina. Trope perverted.

[@thecopperiris]

Bad guy blew his head off so fast I had to rewind the clip 20 times just to see that it actually happened

[@Hank_Hill.]

It's controlled by his mind, but he shoots himself? I re-watched and disappointed that's how they kill the manie villain

[@mickcoyne1573]

This has to be the funniest, most insightful critique of a movie that I’ve come across. Mauler, you are an absolute legend.

[@thehulkyman]

"Someone actually wrote this" "I swear this actually happened" Very insightful so far

[@thedoctor755]

"If the franchise bleeds, we can kill it." ----Shane Black

[@psykopandaz]

Hahaha XD

[@Hassan4815]

lol nice!!

[@realhxq]

Someone typed this!

[@MathTutorVideos]

"But Sir, Predator movies don't actually bleed money." "Hold my beer and watch. Let's start with an autistic lead, a colead with terrets syndrome, a colead that killed his own unit.... Hmm what else.. Secondary bad guy will instantly kill himself...

[@madbloodgod9442]

"If there is a franchise, we can run it to the ground" - Hollywood in general

[@agentcarter2219]

"It is not hard to maintain a tone in Predator. Thank you for proving me wrong Shane." That ladies and gentlemen is why I love MauLer. Please don't ever lose your sass. One of your many gifts. :)

[@MatthewKadishauthor]

Don't forget "bully tropes." lol. Love how he can simplify the most ridiculous concepts in a few simple words.

[@rockdesu]

Sassburgers.

[@ProjectV6]

Did you ever get with Angie? You two were so fucking cute together!

[@outsource3786]

That ever so polite and neutral British sass we yanks will never be able to have...

[@charmandyorton006]

AmbientSpaceNoise Who is Angie? I'm not exactly brushed up on MauLer lore enough to understand this ship you're referring to.

[@JesseJames-hp1lz]

I watch this video at least once every couple days if not daily. "WHO WROTE THIS?!" "Somebody actually wrote this..."

[@davidrowntree8250]

I don't know if Mauler wanted this to be the case but I was literally laughing out loud throughout this video

[@voltairespuppet]

"Somebody wrote this." Worse. Much worse... "Somebody was PAID to write this." But still worse... Somebody PAID to watch it. RIP.

[@TyphonNeuron]

Much worse. Somebody actually deliberately pondered this, thought it was awesome, wrote it down and then paid someone to act it, made the movie and released it to the world.

[@tumaebacon2490]

and somebody approved this

[@facilegoose9347]

Someone PAIDS to watch it -- and LIKED it F

[@hendrong]

Weeell... The person who paid to watch it wasn't aware of the script at the moment of paying.

[@typhoonhurricane18]

+andrexfucksomewhere THAT's the worst part

[@Pangora2]

Mailman here, if they weren't paying the PO Box it'd be held at the Office until payment, or the box was closed and then the items would be returned. But that stuff would be held onto for weeks, if not months.

[@SteveL11]

Do not attempt to use any logic, common sense, actual fact, realistic expectation in this fucking movie. It's retarded beyond imagination and yet many liked it. Like I get it, personal opinion matters. But REALLY?? COME ON! Apparently people like feces now.

[@someguy4405]

ya jus gota turrn ya brain oooofffffff loook at al the flashy liiights

[@Aukele252]

See that makes sense if you didn’t pay your bills why would they be like “Hey you owe us money but we decided to personally deliver your package home because going above and beyond for people that don’t pay what they owe is how things work right.”

[@The_Based_Batman]

Wait, question. Do you deliver your own mail? Or is there an endless chain of mailmen delivering other mailmens mail?

[@onetwo5155]

Then you could have a mailman open it by error and the movie would center around a mailman trying to bravely deliver his daily quota while being chased by all predator, government and specops versions. Pretty neat. I just got an image of a mailman on a bicycle firing plasma shots from the mask cannon on a predator running behind him WHILE expertly pitching a newspaper on the welcome mat of a house...

[@se7enhaender]

I'm convinced that Olivia Munn never reads the scripts before accepting a role; especially not her own part.

[@megamovieman101]

I know that’s what Michael Caine’s always done, I don’t think he’s ever turned down a role. I guess Olivia’s doing the same thing. And sometimes it’s frustrating because they’re both really talented when they’re trying lol

[@DaVeganZombie]

Predator: “UPGRADE ME WITH AUTISM!” Everyone else: “Guys... shh, don’t say anything. Go get Chris Chan.”

[@finecastleie]

Ooooohhhhhhffffffff lol

[@KRDecade2009]

Chris: Don’t call anybody.

[@murciadoxial8056]

just vaccinate the predator, that will do the trick!

[@judyhopps9380]

*predator draws a shit comic* He's called Charnuckles. He's an echinda type pokemon who- *other predators active his self destruct*

[@bricecate]

There is a post post credit scene where the predator drinks his own semen in fanta.

[@sugarsammy7209]

The Last Jedi- "I made the worst movie of the decade." The Predator- "Hold my beer..."

[@fryingpanstan4596]

I don’t know, last jedi is special

[@thedogisaneldritchgod491]

Agreed Kick, Last Jedi was special... Special needs.

[@rebelstrategist]

TLJ is still worse, but Shane Black certainly tried.

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

E-4 91H Rey mus have been autistic as well, that's why she can do anything.

[@badrequest5596]

last jedi is on a whole new level of special. it was the ass-burgers of movies

[@stranger5011]

The Predator dog is like Rico from Penguins of Madagascar. It just vomits things people need

[@markdoghramji2235]

I think I've re-watched this video now for what feels like hundreds of times. There is legit no way anyone can get through this video without breaking out in laughter and in my case nearly to tears. What a fantastic review for the most absurd movie ever made.

[@DAIadvisor]

Everyone - "You can't make a Predator movie worse than AVPR". Shane Black - "Hold my beer!"

[@thebatman4279]

Hold my Soy more like.

[@kaptinbarfbeerd1317]

Maybe we should be saying "Hold my soy beer"

[@arrowknee7356]

That film at least had a predator that acted like a predator. That moment when you can look back on AVPR as the good ol' days. Hoo lee shit, what is going on in Hollywood at the moment.

[@TubeEamo]

It saddens me that I don't even have the heart to argue which is worse. They were both huge letdowns.

[@swite989]

Funny thing is, Predator himself in AVPR was not bad. In fact he was done well: he was battle-scarred, he covered up tracks, he was good at taking out aliens and people (in his way). Just that the overall cheap bullshit of the movies, the human sub-plot and aliens were done miserably. The characters were some stereotypes. But I don't get how one can actually fuck up a Predator movie. You can just make a 80's style detective movie with Predator hunting drug dealers and it will be watchable.

[@ipurpleyou5227]

Bro-Man, Dude-Bro, Person-fella, Gal-girl and boy-man. Best characters

[@straythrawn7861]

And don’t forget about Misses lady

[@Some_Idiot_Online]

@@straythrawn7861 and gay-lord

[@fischeborne9713]

Make those words Japanese, and you've got anime characters.

[@imperialguardproductions]

Don't forget about ass burger

[@Jon-pw2ik]

Your forgot Asss Burger

[@BrettonFerguson]

I saw a documentary about making every Hellraiser movie. The writer and director for one of the sequels, maybe the 5th film, was being interviewed and admitted he had never seen any Hellraiser movie. They hire him to write and direct a sequel and he had never seen a Hellraiser film. Even worse, he couldn't be bothered to watch even one of them. Instead he hired another guy to watch the Hellraiser movies and tell him the basic story, like cliff notes, so he could write another sequel. Summary: "Puzzle Cube opens BDSM demon portal, people die" Add a zip of cocaine and they write a script. This scenario explains Hollywood films today.

[@user-zn5qm2yq9h]

That's a freaking travesty. I've seen the first three Hellraiser movies and I can only imagine how much of a turd the fifth film is.

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

​@@user-zn5qm2yq9h Hellraisers 5-8 were made using scripts that were not originally intended to be Hellraiser movies and the Cenobites were just shoehorned into all of them.

[@williamflowers9435]

Are you sure this isn’t a Disney/JJAbrams/Rian Johnson collaboration? It would really answer a lot of questions.

[@kreese-yi2nb]

I still choose to believe it was Shane Black's farewell FU to Hollywood.

[@Th3SmartAlec]

"What's the driving force for your Predator movie?" "I love to stereotype and make fun of people with mental conditions." "...what?"

[@murciadoxial8056]

I bet that shane black fucked this movie up out of pure spite

[@murciadoxial8056]

@Adrijana Radosevic I wanna believe that, but I just can't, that movie reeks of cynicism, but not the corporate kind.

[@kanerobertson7930]

@@murciadoxial8056 They probably just got him in to sell the idea that the director is attached personally to the source material, which he saw as a way of making the whole thing in his image, instead of just being a side character in the mythos.

[@lavish263team5]

Ooh, making fun of mental conditions is TIGHT

[@kari2570]

I'm on the spectrum. My superpowers are crippling anxiety that causes my brain to basically shut down when in social situations. Evolution!

[@Nerdiness1985]

I would give you advice on how to deal with that but i already find this long distance communication to be nerve wrecking and too awkward.

[@IsaiahINRI]

Autistic people are the new x men

[@AndragonLea]

It will suddenly become an advantage in the post apocalyptic wasteland where social situations are solved with deadly violence, allowing you to play dead like the mighty goat. Godspeed, ultra assburger.

[@LadyDoomsinger]

We're perfectly adapted for social distancing. We'll come out of this pandemic on top, just wait and see.

[@milton7763]

I just want you to know, having a burger ass is okay

[@papershadow]

So fun fact: Shane Black was apparently hired to act in the original Predator because they also wanted him on board as a script doctor (I would believe given the shift from 80’s dude bro action to the Sci-Fi/Horror nature in the plot progression) He apparently did not, which was why his character died the soonest. So the original Predator had minimal writing input from Shane Black, who had his role dealt with the fastest. Now compare how this film plays out with him as the director outright and you realize we didn’t dodge a bullet, but a mortar

[@wolfrainexxx]

Makes you wonder why nobody just did what Alien did; 1st Stage: Show you how terrifying the monster is. 2nd Stage: Show you how it evolves to combat new situations. 3rd Stage: Show you how there are countless more of them. 4th Stage: Show you the Predator that hunts them for fun. 5th Stage: Repeat the above, and slowly introduce new stuff. Not really sure how this concept is really hard.

[@RogueFox7050]

A kid with aspergers managed to defeat a Predator, that’s the sign that we have hit rock bottom with this series.

[@gaychampagnesocialist7213]

Or, and just hear me out... Aliens are autistic. So we should DOUBLE EXTERMINATUS the mentally incapable xenos! FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!

[@RogueFox7050]

Gay Champagne Socialist BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

Worked in Mimic. Sort of.

[@gaychampagnesocialist7213]

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

[@charmandyorton006]

Remember, "bad movie" can be an offensive term. Refer to them as "screenwriting-challenged".

[@amberjewell3894]

"Turn your brain off. Brains are offensive to movies these days." Dude, this line applies to almost everything these days! No critical thought allowed.

[@spacemanju7]

I dont wanna think I want convenience. wall-e isn't that far off from happening

[@Dreadwing2029]

Don’t think about the movies today because if you do you will get a long novel on why you shouldn’t.

[@RicoJazz]

It's some severe brainwashing going on.

[@rianmacdonald9454]

weed helps a lot in that department. watched this film a few times after having a smoke and actually enjoyed it, watched it sober and well oh well very very very different story, sat there thinking i am watching the right movie this is shit. since been removed, and as no longer smoke no longer ever going to entertain this film.

[@rianmacdonald9454]

@GGR Makes what does ''fr'' stand for??

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Fun fact: Newt and Ripley were going to appear at the end of this film due to time-travelling, and they were going to be Predator-hunters. Wrap your head around that shit. Also, I still hate that Dutch, Harrigan, Isabella and Royce didn't show up in this film.

[@indiajohnson]

The Ripley/Newt stuff absolutely makes no sense to even be thought of being included in this ridiculous film.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

@@indiajohnson somebody in the production team smoked too much ganja.

[@Kernwadi]

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his nuts.

[@steves1015]

“Why is it than whenever a classic franchise is added to, it comes across that the people writing it, hate it?!” So very true!

[@Howesenberg]

Getting strong Ghostbusters 2016 vibes here

[@ahardworker2154]

Halo 5 is a very good example and thank god it not on Steam

[@Vladimir_Fedorov27]

And it's almost every single one of them! Name something, you've considered a "cool action movie" - it's either raped in the last 3-5 years, or is about to be. Terminator(already twice), Alien, Star Wars(incredible triple massacre with two mediocre additions), Predator, Jurassic Park(also double combo punch), Gostbusters - are done, Matrix is on the way...And maybe sth else, I've forgotten. There are some lucky surprises ofc... I mean, I liked BR2049 pretty much, altho I wouldn't say it was an action movie ever, but still, I was totally prepared for it to be garbage. Ah, forgot - the "Predators" movie was recent enough too and it's not that bad (probably an accident)

[@jafrost1328]

@@Vladimir_Fedorov27 i was literally guna say "you forgot the new blade runner" but yeah, it probably shouldn't get lumped with those others, it deserves better

[@ahardworker2154]

@i hate anime let's hope 6 fixes it

[@datanon3059]

"God damn I wish I had asperger's" - Predator

[@kierstinschmidt2514]

I wish I had THAT asspergers. The one I have sucks.

[@Zomana9]

I'd like one order of aspe-assburgers please, one with extra evolution.

[@goose5305]

Some “traditional” reviewers say that mauler’s critique isn’t real criticism because he’s just describing the movie but what they don’t understand is that the best case against these movies are the movies themselves.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Mauler’s early videos where he talks about other reviews, he ends up saying this about their reviews a lot.

[@Kernwadi]

"But, how did it make you... feel?" -Bilbo Baggins

[@naughtyskywalker9292]

*Someone actually wrote this.* _- Mauler_

[@Geeksiders]

This actually happens in the film.

[@thrallfan1056]

The new "What were they thinking?"

[@beavez4456]

@@thrallfan1056 this comment warms my heart

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

Because FUCK YOU

[@strikeone7803]

I just can't believe they actually johnson'd the Predator franchise....

[@dn07rtc9]

Munson'd

[@murph209]

I saw what you did there. WCB, baby!!!

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Abrams'd

[@Verhoeven1980]

Quiet you manchild!

[@nicholasdickens2801]

Good call.

[@Goldman200]

I hope we get to see Prey: An Unbridled Praise in the coming weeks. Predator (2018) is a disgrace, the franchise deserves better.

[@Clipzilla42]

Look up EFAP 198 they do a great job at breaking it down

[@scionofdorn9101]

"Snap back to Ass of House Burger." You, sir, are a gifted wordsmith.

[@Discuiet]

The "next step in human evolution" is unlikely to be something that renders you incapable of appropriately responding to a fire alarm.

[@hibco3000]

For real or socialize

[@randomjoe3941]

But didn't you see how calmly he handled all the stress, gunfire, explosions, and death at the end of the movie.. I'm sure the only reason the fire alarm affected him at the beginning was because he wasn't used to his asperger super powers yet.

[@danielwood6833]

@@randomjoe3941 like Man of Steel

[@PattyOflan88]

Oh nice burn, that never even occured to me till you said it

[@ArmouredProductions]

When AVP and Mortal Kombat portrays Predators better.

[@Arigator2]

That part with the address is crazy. Apparently the predator knows enough about addresses to use them but not enough to think that a person wouldn't have their own address on their wall on a note. Not enough to think he was going thousands of miles in the wrong direction. And somehow he isn't.

[@sobrev1viente]

Avp the game right?

[@Psychodelli91]

@@sobrev1viente You know what? AVP wasn't great. Fell pretty flat if I'm being honest. But you know what what else? It wasn't as abysmal as this dog shit movie. Even AVP:R was a better movie. I'd never thought I'd say it but at least the predator did predator shit and had some decent fights. Despite it being filmed in the dimly lit void of a cave. But fuck Shane black and fuck whoever let this happen.

[@persona83]

I actually like AVPR portrayal of a predator, even more than the first AVP.

[@feco91]

At least in the AVP movies, both the aliens and the predators were still scary. Unlike in Prometheus (seriously, wtf?), Alien: Covenant and The Predator.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

I seriously can't believe the same guy who made this stinker of a film also directed The Nice Guys, an incredibly awesome throwback to buddy comedies.

[@logicaldude3611]

Assburger, Dude Bro, Gaylord, Retcon, Science Lady... The nicknames are really the best parts of these videos.

[@TheSlammurai]

"Ass of House Burger" killed me.

[@martinkirbits4752]

Actually weaponize autism. Brilliant. The irony of this is amazing tho. My brother is on the spectrum and we recently watched the first 6 mcu movies and he pointed out all of the plot holes and inconsistencies. He would obliterate this movie.

[@MagiofAsura]

And they chose aspergers of all things too. Thats just strange. If he was rain man autistic fine. But aspergers isnt a "hack alien technology" autism.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Well most people with Asperger's don't act like weird space aliens, they act like social awkward/impaired people. Intellectually, most of them are right around where most people are, plus or minus a few IQ points, they just don't do well in social situations. They are poor at picking up social cues, reading body language, and understanding how non-verbal communication works, but that's about it. They aren't known for acting like they are completely out of touch with reality, like some of the more extreme forms of Autism can do to someone. It's a weird choice because people with Asperger's are decidedly the least "alien" out of all the people on the spectrum, and I say that trying to be as respectful as I can be to such individuals.

[@dudeineedaname4005]

@Lil toot your a pussy

[@TheBarser]

Seriously though. Where in the movie did it say he actually had Asperger? The kids call him assburgers, but that could just be a way to pick on him. I dont remember the movie actually saying he had aspergers. He didn't seem like one with aspergers imo.

[@martinkirbits4752]

@@TheBarser of course he doesnt act like someone who is actually on the spectrum would. The writers clearly have no idea what they're doing. It's heavily implied that he is tho. Talking about how autism is the next step in human evolution (one of best retarded statements in the long list of scientifically illiterate shit movies have these days).

[@robfgard]

"The Predator is back, and this time he won't leave until he gets Asperger."

[@poslednisoud]

You misspronounced "assburger".

[@charmandyorton006]

*@ $ $ 🅱 U R G E R*

[@damianstarks3338]

😂😂😂😂

[@damianstarks3338]

@@poslednisoud 😂😂😂😂

[@damianstarks3338]

@RogerwilcoFoxtrot 😂😂😂😂

[@kuronekogamer2065]

I like how the cycle of the same scenes just slowly devolves into the feeling of madness and insanity.

[@frauleinhohenzollern8442]

I love that he keeps referring to the kid as Ass Burger 😂

[@fliblo]

"I'm not actually not convinced this film is real". Best opening line ever...?

[@Jspore-ip5rk]

Arguably yes. Just delete the other "not" lol

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

So the Predators are stealing magical survival powers from the spinal fluid of other species. Which is why they let Glover go when he successfully beats a Predator in front of them, instead of stealing his spinal fluid to improve their Borg-essence. And gave him a trophy for killing the Predator. This is literally Predator Midichlorians. Wait, do Xenomorphs even have spinal columns?

[@RogueFox7050]

Berserkasaurus Rex Yeah they do, but they view predaliens as abominations so that’s probably why they wouldn’t use their DNA.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

Plus the spinal fluid would probably burn through the plastic test tube.

[@oddluck4180]

What happened to them just hunting worthy prey. Like no seriously, that was enough of a motive and it helped establish the predators as being so far beyond humanity in power that they view us as big game hunting.

[@GamingDanishPastry]

@@oddluck4180 movies need to be overly complex and gory yet funny and stupid for kids in todays world.

[@ericsantucci6934]

Exactly. Taking spinal fluid from the losers but not taking it from the victors seems strange, doesn't it?

[@dakotakramer8251]

A Predator killed Shane Black in the first movie and he got his revenge by killing the whole franchise.

[@MusingSprite3045]

The Decker Shado clip near the end was a good addition His reveiws are pretty great too.

[@SewerTapes]

You missed Dude Blokes "best" line in the film! "I'm a SNIPER, just get me CLOSE." This might be the worst film I've ever seen. . . and I actively watch Neil Breen movies.

[@khajaazharuddinsiddiqui4844]

Yeah that cracked me up lol! A sniper who shoots from a point blank range. 😂

[@jordanwright2313]

Awesome sniper haha. Hate this movie

[@SewerTapes]

This move is the cinematic equivalent of getting molested by a trusted family member, and then getting slut shamed afterward.

[@zyrus7733]

@@SewerTapes why do I find that funny

[@SewerTapes]

@@zyrus7733 Does it have anything to do with tacos? That would be delicious.

[@All4Tanuki]

So cool that they named a movie after my uncle's nickname. I miss him, and his special hugs.

[@thewanderingartists]

Lol

[@alexkogan9755]

Predator 1: masterpiece. Predator 2: underrated and is close to 1 in quality. Predators: not great, but it at least tried. AvP: give or take. AvPR: Unwatchable abomination. The Predator: abomination that rapes the franchise as a whole.

[@admiralackbar4767]

I agree. I really liked the second one. It may not have the same subversive and meta undertone like the first one. But it was good, had the right feel to it and was consistent in its tone and execution.

[@sandwichninja]

Predator 1 is great, unless you know anything about guns. If you do, then the part where Mac unloads with the minigun is pretty retarded. I try to block it out.

[@whitehorsedown6499]

The Predator should have been deleted just like the sexual predator who's scene was deleted from it.

[@internetmovieguy]

It’s almost like they don’t care

[@damianstarks3338]

Agree with you here.

[@AlexGore511]

Probably the person I feel bad for the most in the film was Thomas Jane. I have to imagine he was hurting for a paycheck, cause if I got a script like that and I didn't need money, I would've fucking bounced. The Expanse couldn't have been paying that badly at time, could it?

[@BarbarellaAlpha]

I go with the theory that Thomas Jane's manager is screwing him over. And Thomas also divorced Patricia Arquette, so she is probably taking money out of his paychecks.

[@jaqua7732]

Producer: Any ideas for a predator movie? Writer: Well no, but perhaps if we put a thousand chimps in a room with typewriters.....

[@leonardarbor1134]

That Carl Weathers stare is majestically edited.

[@TheSlammurai]

SOMEBODY WROTE THIS

[@Iamnonody]

WHO WROTE THIS SHIT.

[@Rinesmyth]

WHO WROTE THIS DIALOGUE

[@Ramsey276one]

Movie: The Predator Weather: DISTURBED XD

[@-Gurza-]

I like the Billy clip used when the smaller Pred gets decapitated, "he's dead." It's so perfectly dubbed, lol.

[@Necron402]

A rage video? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@hasan_z]

Star war reference

[@respectedsalmon9390]

@@gamma626 I mean, it's fun to have these videos mocking bad films, but it speaks to the quality of films as of late. I'm sure good films are still coming out, but there seem to be a lot of bad films recently, whether it be incompetent directors, poor writers, or mass rewrites.

[@heezythecasual]

I have watched more hours of people reviewing/ roasting the movie then watching the actual movie, it’s literally more entertaining than the movie itself 😂

[@late_night_club7217]

Dude, you are fuckin hilarious. Found you tonight and I’ve watched captain marvel, Jurassic park, predator and rise of sky walker already. I need more unbridled rage in my life

[@IsikPalion]

"You even tried to fuck up the AVP films! 'THEY DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP FOR THAT!'" Best line ever.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Yeah, this. "Alien: Covenant" did that just fine, by having Walter create the Aliens. Which wrecks AvP canon, because the Aliens can't fight the Predators in the time of the Aztecs if Walter didn't create them until the 22nd/23rd century.

[@gorchakovvs7750]

What's wrong with them? I've only seen 1 and 2.

[@Aaroncoop9162]

@@KneelB4Bacon well AVP is a separate canon. Like Freddy vs Jason.

[@justaghostinthesea]

At least those films adhered to Predator lore and built upon it in interesting ways.

[@reaperonozuka]

I also want to mention how the predator that came to "save" the humans, landed the first thing he did was kill a man and hang him upside down from a tree.

[@timotheetoury5097]

habits.. i guess

[@Ramsey276one]

Oh shit... Ah, it's just one. Just leave it there and maybe they blame Someone else... Before THEY get here.

[@tailedgates9]

It's almost as if its second nature for a Predator to kill and hunt.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

"Human, your world is going to burn soon. So I'm here to save you!" "By ripping out my spine?!" "You are being saved. Don't resist."

[@isaacgirouard5924]

@@Umbra_Ursus Well Said. Awesome

[@shadowking9739]

My friend and I are huge Predator fans and we were both horrified by this movie. The main plot is about a CGI monster trying to weaponize autism. Yeah, because that's what the original makers of the first film had in mind.

[@AndragonLea]

I still sometimes come back as if to remind myself that this is something that was approved, filmed and aired. This actually got to be made.

[@mattjeffers4375]

The "who wrote this dialogue" with the close up on Dillon's sweat-beaded face got me every single time.

[@toonpacha2396]

And when Dutch just glares at him hahaha

[@chilllikethatreviews6675]

That's the thing about end times. They never are.

[@selendile030]

God, at this point, MauLer's videos are my safe space. lmao

[@benjaminkemer6428]

Richard Birrittella I prefer his mockery of movies more than the movies themselves.

[@darknessbobulus]

Benjamin Kemer Indeed.

[@Sorrowdusk]

No place is safe. :(

[@yulbrynner8293]

I'm glad Shane Black made this shit show if only for the MauLer vid

[@RxAxIxNxBxOxW]

Mine too!

[@lukebarlow8903]

This is the third time I watched your video. I thought you would enjoy to know about the first time I saw The Predator. It had simply showed up on my Netflix home page, and I had somehow missed all marketing for the film probably because my kid being on the way. So I saw the icon and thought "Oh a new Predator movie, sure, I'll watch." And about a third of the way through the movie I had paused and was Googling to figure out if Netflix had published a fan picture, because I couldn't believe this was an actual Hollywood production. And I just have to say (as usual) your rage video better than the movie being referenced.

[@pjduker05]

Oh dear lord you hit one of the biggest issues for me in pretty much EVERY SINGLE FILM. The heroes are unarmed but get attacked by highly trained soldiers and they manage to somehow defeat said soldiers, and then, knowing that they're likely to encounter more soldiers, they wisely LEAVE THE WEAPONS OF THE GUYS THEY JUST KILLED LAYING ON THE GROUND. And then! Scenes where someone is shooting at another person, I don't care if they are shooting with a pistol or rifle, it seems the weapons don't work unless you're firing while aggressively stepping into melee range of your target. Really?! Like you know that guns work best from a distance. Meaning you can hit your target while stepping away from them. But no! Let's completely remove the benefits of a ranged weapon so the hero can win with a sword. 🤦‍♂️

[@limegreenhunk2452]

C'mon MauLer this film was a masterpiece, you're just not watching movies correctly

[@randomicus4782]

its not on the room's level of art dude

[@Liberator130]

Ironically, you need to be a more evolved critic.

[@charmandyorton006]

There is no quality to be observed from film anymore. *O N L Y Z U U L*

[@JohnnyZenith]

Never say that again.

[@zarlei6048]

I actually read this as “you’re just watching it correctly,” this is completely fucked, superhero movies have just ruined filmmaking, we only have a handful of good movies now that don’t earn shit and massive blockbusters that need the audience to turn off their brains in order to enjoy a movie. I think we’ve actually reached idiocracy now.

[@Gharon]

"The Last Jedi of the Predator franchise" - Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

[@TheMaestroMizerous]

No cow milk scene 0/10

[@BubuSnow93]

Well that farnchise was already dead long ago so... didn't do too much damage

[@gustavferreira627]

Which one? Star Wars or Predator?

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Moreso The Force Awakens, where it makes everything about the original story pointless.

[@thamor4746]

We got the milk boy anyway so all good.

[@thewanderingartists]

This is my favourite videos of all times, always makes me laugh so hard that tears flood my eyes. Especially the silly names and "who wrote this?"

[@brandonc7287]

Literally his tone in the entire video and the way he reacts to it is just funny to listen to in the background too

[@thewanderingartists]

@@brandonc7287 yup, I listen to him on weekly basis, so entertaining! xD

[@johnriley9742]

I don't know why they didn't continue the Predators storyline. At least it had potential

[@patricklee5239]

I just realised none of the science people are wearing gloves or masks, which would be the absolute minimum amount of personal protective gear that you'd wear when autopsying/vivisecting an unknown species.

[@persona83]

Even if it was a known species. Dumb movie.

[@fischeborne9713]

Hollywood didn't want to foreshadow the Coronavirus to early.

[@justafan9399]

“Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license...”

[@christopheranzovinio5893]

@@fischeborne9713 So this is what a beta documentary looks like... pass.

[@silverscorpio24]

This can all be summed up in three words: "Who wrote this?!"

[@RicoJazz]

H o l l y w o o d

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

Shane Black.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

"Somebody wrote this."

[@DS-lk3tx]

I laughed so hard when he said, ".... somebody ACTUALLY wrote this."

[@mariusvanc]

"Who would want this on their resume?!"

[@demilung]

How can a phrase "I'm hungry for some ass burgers" be anything but him coming onto the nerd kid?

[@MC-qi2ll]

God I love the unbridled rage videos. Please give us a new one as a Christmas present!!

[@kreese-yi2nb]

"Who wrote this movie???" The most desperate question of 2010s.

[@Ramsey276one]

Still in 2020!

[@kreese-yi2nb]

@@Ramsey276one Damn straight.

[@sologamer3122]

As someone with tourrettes it was KINDA neat seeing someone with it on screen... then after 2 minutes i could not stop rolling my eyes at how ridiculous it was portrayed. No i wasn't offended, just annoyed at the incompetent portrayal.

[@bad-people6510]

Full points for the Decker Shado cameo. Credit him. CREDIT HIM!

[@brytonup1551]

I know I’ve watched this video several times, when is the Decker cameo??

[@bad-people6510]

@@brytonup1551 54:32 It's a clip from Decker's initial reaction in his car right after he watched the movie where he's having a rage fit about the sports fisherman line. And turnabout being fair play Decker actually references THIS video in his full review of the movie.