Dr. Wilson Gets Dosed with Speed | House M.D. | MD TV

[@TonyPerez816]

The best part of this scene is Wilson- upon learning that House actually paid for coffee, the first thing he does is check for his wallet. 😂😂😂😂

[@TheEeryTeacher]

XD

[@San-pv]

how did i miss that!!

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@San-pvsame!

[@demontamerbf18]

I can't believe I hadn't realized that, I've watched these scenes so many times, I love hyperactive Wilson.

[@LostInPhilly89]

No, he was reaching for his wallet to reimburse House.

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on (jazz hands) speeeeeeed

[@flyawaytodie]

One of the best lines in the series

[@siramoras]

@@flyawaytodie If not *the* best line xD

[@siramoras]

@@flyawaytodie quite literally but somehow not.. funny :D

[@zoeellison5784]

4:04

[@sz-me]

I have used this line many times.

[@griffins5655]

Gotta say Robert Sean Leonard acting was brilliant in this scene, both him and Hugh are why this show is so great!

[@celtichero9]

I agree 100%

[@largol33t1]

There are only two constant fights that keep me watching this show: House vs Wilson and House vs Cuddy! 😂

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

Watch the movie "Tape". All three of 'em were great.

[@l.a.3479]

*Leonard's

[@Drew-bc7zj]

Every time Cuddy is on screen my pants get tight.

[@Earthdemon1]

"Aha! You yawned!" "Aha! You tried to kill me!" One of the best exchanges in the show, and no on can tell me otherwise. Gotta love these two

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

it's time to does you on speed boy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tonynaylor1860]

"I'm not on anti-depressants on on SPEEEEDDDD!" gets me every time.

[@Lovemademecrazy]

*hand shakey finger moving thingy*

[@Vousie]

@@Lovemademecrazy Spirit fingers.

[@user-xd8xw4ek3i]

"Ahah! You yawned" "Ahah, you tried to kill me"

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

put you on speed when your going out on a date it will make you sound crazy🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

I put you on Uppers and you still Yawned

[@raven4k998]

@@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp I was on speed!!!

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

"You don't know my medical history!" I don't know, House seems like the kind of guy who'd know about the butt rash you had in 4th grade.

[@Ba-kt6ju]

Right but he needed to dose him with speed to prove he was on antidepressants.

[@ralphralpherson9441]

That butt rash was painful, itchy, humiliating, and not fun at all, and Id thank you very much not to bring it up ever again!😒😒

[@gnomerobot6972]

Oddly specific

[@danoc4073]

He knows that the ninfas teach him well 😏

[@TheEeryTeacher]

lmao fr

[@hel2727]

my favourite has to be "you dosed me!" "yes, I did, but only because you didn't trust me!"

[@quillmaurer6563]

Wilson knows House well enough to know the coffee is dosed, so he grabs the other one. House knows Wilson well enough to know he's going to do this and puts the dosed coffee in front of himself. Feels like the "Battle of the Wits" scene from Princess Bride. Honestly surprising House didn't use the same approach as Wesley and dose both, he doesn't seem opposed to dosing himself too.

[@KupKate215]

Well where's the fun in it if he's dosed both? Then he doesn't get to blame Wilson for not trusting him with the original cup he offered.

[@mechanomics2649]

If only Wilson had been Sicilian and his life was on the line.

[@maliciousbugman]

@@SmearCampaignsAreEvil but in studying medicine, House must have learned that man is mortal, so he would have put the speed-laced coffee as far from himself as possible.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

I bet both coffees were dosed "never go against a sicillian when DEATH is on the line!"

[@SunrisenStar]

I always thought House had peed into the cup. "My leg hurt, and I..."

[@tonyesqueda9186]

That patient is actually a Saint. She is such a good person for not being offended. Even if she kinda liked him.

[@toolatetothestory]

An angels patience, as a german saying goes xD

[@tayladunn7490]

Yeah, she seemed real kind and sweet !! I don’t blame her, Wilson is cute in his own way !!

[@toolatetothestory]

@@tayladunn7490 Also she was probably worried he was about to die with a heart rate that high

[@junbh2]

I think she was freaked out and worried there was something wrong.

[@montalineberger4743]

​@@tayladunn7490 Wilson is cute.

[@theblackunicorn261]

"Excuse me, I have to go kill someone." is now a permanent phrase in my vocabulary

[@Orlafilo]

Somehow, I expected him to say exactly that

[@christopherhall5361]

Wilson: "Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke" *Speedballs*

[@korymanuel8682]

😂

[@kalebcrosslive]

"You have to go for your own prescription" "Give me Vicodin"

[@ksouthern1212]

Goofballs. Not speedballs

[@comradedog3662]

Wilson has been dosed at least three times on this show and i love it

[@raven4k998]

meh you would think he would be used to it by now🤣🤣

[@Zenkai.boost.Kekkei.Genkai]

Wilson is the only one who can challenge House intellectually that's why House chose him to be his best friend, also the fact that Wilson is a push over and a sucker contributed heavily

[@nonchalantdewiness]

right, like they literally dosed each other lmao

[@HallyVee]

That... was never Wilson's strength.

[@ibreakmirrorswmyface]

two words: wilson = bottom

[@Inkay257]

Actually, Wilson isn't a pushover. It has been showed many times before this episode, he fights back in his own style but at the same time, he has House's back. Also, House dislikes (almost hate) pushovers/doormats and bootlickers and that's why he fired some of the doctors during the trial interview in the fourth season.

[@florentbapelle7252]

@@ibreakmirrorswmyface straight cis don't use words you don't understand

[@Jemini4228]

House casually throwing out a possible cancer dx hurts knowing what's coming...

[@Dan-qy6zv]

"You don't know my medical history!" Really? I would bet he has it in a little folder in his desk named "Problems with Wilson".

[@hollyb6885]

Foreman’s face at 2:17 is HYSTERICAL!!

[@vasyan123]

Foreman on the happiest day of his life

[@Thathestiadevotee]

@@vasyan123Foreman on the saddest day of his life

[@DB-cx6uc]

​@@vasyan123 was about to say thats just his usual expression, thanks 😂😂

[@jackphilipp9642]

“This vexes me”

[@maxshby8136]

@@jackphilipp9642i too am in this episode

[@Unga_Bunga]

3:40 _"You don't know my medical history!"_ Saying that to House is kinda naive and really funny, especially when its coming from Wilson.

[@andylintott9339]

"I'm late for a breast thing" I am so using that!

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you should always try speed for anything involving a breast for anything💀💀

[@Karzakus]

I love how house knows how well wilson knows him and pre-emptively swapped the drinks to make sure wilson drank the drugged one

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

The second you believe you've outsmarted House, that's when you've only screwed yourself.

[@quillmaurer6563]

It was a "Battle of the Wits," as a nearly identical scene in Princess Bride was described. And like Vizzinni, Wilson lost.

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

@@quillmaurer6563 I don't know about that exactly. The trick in Princess Bride was both cups were spiked. House offered the non-spiked cup because he knew Wilson would be suspicious. Similar outcome, different trick.

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@UmisTsukishiro00 Slightly different trick, but Wilson faced the same challenge Vizzinni did, knowing that presumably one of the cups was spiked and having to analyze the other person to try to figure out which one would have been spiked. Both Vizzinni and Wilson believed they'd been offered the spiked cup and thus took the one the other had. House's methodology was a bit different (and less guaranteed, but he also knew his opponent) but with the same outcome. Honestly I'm surprised House didn't use the same approach as Wesley, as he doesn't seem to mind drugging himself.

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

@@quillmaurer6563 If House speed-ed his own coffee, that would have been just as funny!

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@UmisTsukishiro00 Wonder what he'd be like on it - would he be all amped up like Wilson? Somehow that's hard to imagine (but could be hilarious). Or is he so drug-tolerant that it really wouldn't do much to him?

[@vikingdemonpr]

"A heart attack is not gonna kill you. You were in a hospital" 😂😂😂

[@raven4k998]

true so true atleast he hopes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garykoeppejr6719]

I like how Wilson just assumed the yellow liquid in House's coffee mug was apple juice.

[@WetterThnWtr]

I like that house actually warned him instead of letting him drink it

[@KaterynaKuts]

@@WetterThnWtr Well, cuz alcohol plus vicodin, plus speed plus anidepressants isn't a mix one's heart could possibly survive through

[@Thathestiadevotee]

@@KaterynaKutsIt wasn’t alcohol in that cup

[@Runs-InCircles]

Never seen this show but the leg and face movements at 1:22 is so perfect haha

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

And the label thing. When I took speed for my executive dysfunction I would spend like an hour doing something like that to get it perfect.

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Adderall or something else?

[@joyl7842]

Wilson is such a trusting character. How many times does House dose him over the series?! He keeps falling for it! Get your own drinks man! 😆

[@feraltaco4783]

For real. After the first time I'd never take my eyes off food and drink around him. And NEVER accept anything from him. 🤣

[@EpicGamer-fl7fn]

to be fair there is a reasonable ammount of time passed between each of the 4 times he gets dosed in the series. It happens once a year or two during the series, enough for his trust to regenerate since they do stuff together a lot. and then it happens again. rinse and repeat.

[@vexxama]

Can you just imagine going in for an exam and thinking your doctor is having a heart attack?

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

so yeah House knows Wilsons medical History maybe not well enough to know he gets cancer mind you but well enough to know what he can and can't do to does him without killing him

[@anticat867]

I like how he takes a little himself by licking his fingers.

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

he* licking** This is why you're grades are declining Jimmy; focus up!!

[@grmnlad8413]

Your*

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

@@grmnlad8413 I've waited for this...

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

@@grmnlad8413 it was a trap, you Simpson. Now everybody knows you're that guy! Muahahahahahaha

[@anticat867]

@@rohanmanchanda5250 thx

[@ThatLaloBoy]

1:18 That House immediately drank from that cup would've made me extremely sus about what was in my own cup

[@TMmodify]

As if house wouldn't chug a spiked coffee to prove a point

[@alexisbayer4930]

I love how Wilson on speed is me normally

[@astro_penguin_]

adhd moment

[@jamesdrynan]

I love it when the girl says, " You sure talk fast. "😂 Great performance by Leonard!

[@ralphralpherson9441]

The whole "youve got a cerebral tumor, you got 6 weeks to live" thing was either crazy cold and heartless forshadowing for poor Wilson or the writers hadn't figured out Wilson was gonna die of brain cancer yet.

[@buffya8012]

He didn’t die of brain cancer he had a thymoma which is cancer of the thymus gland….nowhere near his brain

[@Gothtides]

Pretty sure his cancer was in his chest

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

I love how House was thinking "Either he takes the one with "speeeeeed" in it or he trusts me. So either i make my point or - i get high.". Win-win.

[@critbrain]

house: give me your antidepressants wilson: no, i can't, you need a prescription from psychiatrict also wilson: give me your vicodin

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

I am so eager to get you on speed to see how weird you are on speed🤣🤣

[@creativelobster]

That tumor mention: little did we know…

[@ottokarl5427]

It probably wasn't planned, but that happened atleast at one other time in the show ("Holding stuff in can give you cancer!")

[@therandomnessstrikes1435]

@@ottokarl5427there was also a time (I think in Euphoria, although I can’t remember if it is from part or part two) where House yells at Wilson about Wilson not being able to get the diseases/illness’ his patients have. remember, Wilson works in oncology, so cancer. Ironic considering Wilson is diagnosed with cancer in season 8

[@invalidusername883]

Wilson: I can’t give you mine (antidepressants) you have to meet a psychologist and get a work up! Also Wilson: GIVE ME YOUR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE!

[@lionsjourney29]

To be fair...vicodin is a pain killer. Anti depressants and most form of anti-psychiatric meds have the unironic consequences of causing a period of severe depression and suicidal ideation. Hence why he can't have it. Also take the wrong meds for the wrong presentation you could trigger other disorders

[@delmicortave]

Also, Wilson has been given house antidepressants in secret, so he can't give house anymore without overdose

[@Czigot]

If I recall correctly, Wilson didn't want to give House antidepressants because he ALREADY dosed House with them.

[@l.a.3479]

Wilson said House would have to meet a PSYCHIATRIST, NOT a psychologist. They're not the same. Only a psychiatrist, who's a medical doctor, can prescribe medication for mental illness.

[@nicksambidesjr.7537]

One of the most wickedly funny sequences of this great show.

[@dankification]

The fact house has a mortar and pedal in his desk makes it all too hilarious

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Love how instantly suspicious Wilson was about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take one off his desk and not the one in his hand.

[@ryanm7263]

Wilson fell for one of the classic blunders, and it wasn't getting involved in a land war in Asia

[@wills9482]

Ah ha! You yawned! Ah... ha! You tried to kill me! Forever one of my favorite scenes.

[@B_-.-]

As someone who takes amphetamines on a prescription, and has had my dose adjusted a few times, Robert played the role of "Slightly high on amphetamines" very, very well. It's strange how people with ADHD can be "Normalized" by Amphetamines, and then sent back to being hyperactive and obsessive if they have too much. Of course Wilson skips a step by not having ADHD. Although, 185 BPM without taking enough to cause a massive cognitive deficit or even seizures is unlikely in someone with a healthy heart.

[@guicho271828]

yeah, my max heartrate on an indoor cyclinc machine is 198 and I keep going >180 for like 30min Also people: Get a methylphenidate ER, bc amphetamine is more likely to form addiction

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

@@guicho271828methylphenidate made me so anxious and didn’t help with adhd kinda wish it did with all the adderall shortages

[@sageinit]

​@@guicho271828no thx, turns me into a robot

[@rebeccaliar9873]

This really shows off how much self-policing Wilson is constantly doing.

[@joshmatter3540]

The kooky music in the scene with him and Foreman sounds new, like it was made specifically for the condition of Wilson on amphetamines.

[@Zoomer30_]

I've used the "I'd have to deal with the fact that you did something nice.." line at work. Got a good laugh.

[@ethandubose2152]

Everyone talks about Hugh Laurie being so good as house but Robert Sean Leonard needs some big freaking props especially for this scene

[@jamessm4401]

House was probably thinking “doesn’t matter which he takes, either way I win”

[@mikeredline27]

See he does care about him or else he wouldn't tell him to drink it..

[@Aspen70000000000]

"I can't give you my anti-depressants bc they're not specifically prescribed for you! Now give me one of you're vicodin that hasn't been specifically prescribed for me!"

[@nandohenriques2975]

Do you want spoilers for the episode?

[@Aspen70000000000]

@@nandohenriques2975 Yea sure. I watched the show a long time ago and don't remember much lol.

[@Spark-bw3ph]

It probably was prescribed BY him, atleast

[@therandomnessstrikes1435]

@@Spark-bw3pheither that, or by House forging Wilson’s signature to write his own prescriptions

[@chaos_willow169]

wilson was dosing house with antidepressants - he didn't want to give house a double dose 😭

[@jinxysaberk]

I love how he instantly knew

[@user-xl4xr9ls6y]

the foreshadow " u have a tumor "

[@CMDR-C_K]

To be fair, Wilson did take the cup that was on the table, and not the one House was handing him. He didn't trust House, when really, he should have.

[@notTerabyte]

reversed reverse psychology

[@arkumek9260]

1:15 house was like - mind = controlled

[@psychojoe4764]

Ive never actually seen someone on speed before but based on Wilson here I'd say its definitely close to how it feels to have adhd (yes i have it im on pills and everything)

[@shaboingboing799]

Send me some Cuzco

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

given they give you speed for ADHD (or ritalin/methylphenidate)

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

I like how the patient recognized that Wilson had an issue pretty quick.

[@snurgumwurgum8238]

watching house do his gums with the residue in his mortor was something I was not prepared for; But should have expected. My sides are in orbit.

[@SeanVanHalen]

I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on 👋👋 S P E E D 👋👋

[@mikemondano3624]

He crushed up "crossroads", so they were dexedrine. I used to have one on my talbe next to my bed so I could swallow one every morning, sleep for another 30 minutes, and then leap out of bed, ready to go.

[@privateconfidential4775]

So beautiful and calming to watch

[@bsgtrekfan88]

The um....whatever its called that he does when he cant put on the gloves "Thats weird" ...lol! Every time!

[@Orion3741]

Poor Robert Sean Leonard. In Dead Poets Society, his character commits suicide. In House M.D. his coffee gets spiked. With speed, of all substances. By a work colleague.

[@koro_kokoro]

Wilson knowing House should have known that House would assume Wilson would take the other cup then what was offered

[@morganrussman]

With house offering Wilson the coffee in the beginning, I know house enough to know that he probably spiked the coffee, and I was right.😅

[@garysouza95]

The espresso with the elevator is the caffeine with the kicker. Also classic misdirection. Should have seen it coming.

[@AwesomeRepix]

5:10 omg he dabbed.. Noo!

[@tiagocerqueira]

It was a win-win for house Either he got dosed with speed, or Wilson got dosed with speed. Playing on both sides, always winning.

[@greendxlphins28]

Not house stirring coffee with a highlighter

[@garysouza95]

I don't care how good House is, he is a thoroughgoing bastard.

[@TheFailedmessiah]

Certain drugs typically have a very bitter taste, hence why hiding them in coffee would be difficult unless that person likes his coffee super sweet with lots of cream.

[@johngaynor4363]

Black coffee, especially in a hospital, probably isn't very good quality. It's already bitter and may taste distinctly burnt.

[@alanfernandez4521]

Honestly, if that was me I would been like thanks for the free drugs.

[@thomasconnors4338]

Wilson hitting on a patient because he’s on speed is only like two notches worse than me at 16 trying to spit game. God if I had a time machine I’d go back and tell myself to crawl into a hole and stay there until I’m 24.

[@ryannarby4519]

Please note: this is so common for House that he has a MORTAR AND PESTLE in his drawer!

[@swtgrl4321]

"Ah ha!! You tried to kill me!!"

[@Sniperboy5551]

I wish I had friends like House… why can’t anybody ever dose me?

[@classuscle1605]

Wilson is so funny. Robert Sean Leonard was perfect for the role.

[@Nxt6]

Such a great show

[@evantoner5560]

3:27 Wilson must’ve seemed so genuinely insane lmao

[@nicktroisi6347]

My theory is both coffees are drugged so it doesn’t matter which one Wilson takes. House needs it for pain and he’s so used to taking a drug it probably wouldn’t have the same effect it would have on Wilson cause he’s not an abuser

[@Sunmoonstars976]

Wow. I've watched this series twice, but not until all these shorts started popping up in my feed, did i realize how many times House drugged Wilson during this series. 😂

[@Tokkemon]

House sure has an impressive immunity to icocane powder.

[@colinchesbrough5772]

He just had a mortar and pestle sitting in his desk drawer?

[@turtels6764]

I have never seen an episode of House all the way through. As soon as I read the title, I asked "What did House do??"

[@mauro16s]

1:27 Robert goes Jim Carrey

[@Mickyy0623]

Lol stirring with a pen 😂😂😂😂

[@wristdisabledwriter2893]

Weird that we still don’t know why Wilson yawned after this episode

[@gabrielabagala]

He was taken antidepressants, that cause yawns as a side effect.

[@wristdisabledwriter2893]

@@gabrielabagala spoiler alert House was taking it. The question is why was Wilson taking it or was he

[@gabrielabagala]

@@wristdisabledwriter2893 It's clear to me from the dialogue that Wilson is taking it. Why he takes it, they don't clarify it, but I suppose that being an oncologist, and having 2 failed marriages, plus a best friend like House, are enough causes 😅

[@azntunerz]

What’s funny is that his HR on the pulse monitor reads 86, his Oxygen saturation is 185 😂

[@Nabbi00]

Love that House took the remaining powder with his finger and spread it across his gums

[@krich451]

House commits a felony.

[@Kinnr_]

it was a win-win for House. Either his plan works or he gets to "accidentally" do speed.

[@sammolder4958]

what a duo

[@ElasticSparrow]

Best show ever made

[@Bajirkus]

"You don't know my medical history" tbh House probably does

[@Octolicia]

The reason why Wilson is shocked about the number on the machine is because his maximum heart rate (before it goes dangerously high) is 180 (He's 40 years old in season 3 and the formula to calculated the MBpM is 220 - X where X is your age.)

[@MReginaldGoldstein77]

He may have drugged him but at least he didn’t let him drink the urine.

[@michaelordenes7826]

4:05 ADHD kicks in and hyperfixation

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

I mean, to be fair, house technically didn't offer him a laced coffee

[@Riverrattie87]

Is anyone gonna point out the fact that he used a pen to stir the coffee then stick the pen BACK into the pen holder? 😳

[@Olivia-no7mi]

I'm Surprised That House Stopped Him From Drinking That.

[@EphemeralProductions]

When he rubs his gums with the powder. 😆😆

[@jinxgirl5]

Wilson super trusting to take a pill from House after finding out he was dosed by him XD