Me, Myself, and Irene

[@bamm86]

"We just got a report that he put six bullets into a prize cow's head. Poor thing's lucky to be alive."

[@GTO_CAL]

pfff ahaahaaaa!!!...lol ,dude i busted out laffin when i read this

[@bamm86]

GTO - CAL hahahhaha I know right?! That shit kills me every time. This movie is genius.

[@GTO_CAL]

bamm86 GENIUS!!...yes!! lol

[@TheeKorovaMilkBar]

"Our Daddy wouldn't hurt a motherfuckin' fly!"

[@Ali37228]

bamm86 i think 9 bullets xD

[@c.galindo9639]

This part is hilarious. I love where he’s trying to give it a mercy kill but viciously tries killing the cow

[@benn255b3]

@@michaelohare3404 it's a *joke* and *movie* get over yourself

[@rhys896]

@@michaelohare3404 Are you ok?

[@rhys896]

@@michaelohare3404 Yourself isn't two words it's one word by the way. You shouldn't need a 13 year old to tell you that.

[@rhys896]

@@michaelohare3404 I'm the asshole, am I? You just called a 13 year old asshole, how pathetic. Ps. I'm pretty sure you're the asshole, your lack of self awareness shows your morbid stupidity.

[@c.galindo9639]

Michael O'Hare were you sexually abused in your lifetime? That could explain your anger issues here

[@cmj2b]

the fingers in the nostrils and 🤣the gurgling sounds were hilarious..

[@micahrutland9021]

That's when I laughed.

[@2001tclmike]

Lol when he runs out of bullets and punches the cow in the face saying what the hell is wrong with you!? Was the best ever

[@seekforjannah2432]

Ace Ventura won't be happy

[@s.marshian8455]

I lose it when he starts to choke it out and plug the nostrils

[@patrickdennler4718]

There will never be another Comedian Actor with Mannerisms as funny as Jim!

[@Youtoob02]

When the cow started gurgling I lost it 😂

[@prmtryderx3]

turns out the Cow still survived lol

[@christian.corriveau716]

good

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Nope.....(bang)!!!!!

[@borediideath6526]

Because he was obviously shooting blanks at it

[@koolaiddudeawesome9850]

@@moodyowlproductions4287 it still is alive actually

[@groovytone8864]

Lmao “took 6 shots to the head the damn things lucky to be alive” that’s what they in the movie 🤣

[@superbird6176]

1:39. On to greener pastures. They're clear cutting a place in heaven for ya! 😂😂

[@FirmlyGrasp]

I lost it at the gurgling sound lol

[@call_me_capta1ngaming412]

Same

[@neverifnotfornow]

Yep. Still. 😆😂

[@Piffhefner]

Yeah me 2 lmao

[@Espo2250]

"come on girl, on to greener pastures" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@didsomebodysaydmt8193]

That's the line rite there.

[@hiltongumbys1291]

The fingers up the nose. 🤣😂🤣

[@IllIIllllIlIlIll]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@da_vortex]

Damn, I miss Jim in the movies. He was and still is my favorite actor.

[@奶片]

What bullshit! It sucks! It’s such a shame to be thrown into your grandma’s house! There's something wrong with your brain, you idiot

[@appleheadjackson3524]

When he started beating the cow with the gun and was strangling it and pulling the cow's nostrils and told Irene to do something and she barely kicks it😂😂😂😂

[@Minchken]

There's a deleted scene where a farmer tells Charlie and Irene that the cow was fine and just loved to sleep on the road, and they both glance at each other with guilt. That's probably why they show the cow alive and well in a neck brace at the end.

[@Amynity]

omg

[@generalingwer4341]

The fingers up the nostils is just😂😂😂.

[@PoppyCorn144]

I think we did the right thing 😂😂😂

[@diggydiggz2209]

I loose it every time when he runs out of ammo so he starts pistol whipping the cow lmao 😂

[@toniroberts8117]

“Help me out”!!! (Starts kicking the cow)... 😂

[@ArmandsKreslins]

🤣

[@evanmiller2562]

I lost it when the cow made the gurgling noise XD

[@burgos041]

lol, that cow has more lives than a cat

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

Andrew Burgos the cat has nine lives, and the cow has six stomachs!! :D

[@pauljones5278]

Would love a sequel to this movie it's one of Jim's best I think it's hilariously funny

[@HistoryandReviews]

It would Be woke trash

[@sammyhill69]

​@@HistoryandReviews woke trash? Explain what that means. Aware of social justices trash? That doesn't really make sense.

[@johnnybraxton5539]

Jim Carrey is such a legend

[@tudy000]

I laughed so hard at this,back in 2000 i was 11 when i first saw it :)))))))

[@clinicalpsychologist]

Makes you a sicko

[@operationtakeoveryoutube1724]

@@clinicalpsychologist - I FOUND THE VEGAN!!!

[@tudy000]

@Dadoo 123 it's not that bad,saw the movie at least 6 times since then ,the cold water butt washing scene kills me :)))))))

[@tudy000]

@@clinicalpsychologist I was referring laughing at the whole movie,but fuck you i guess :)

[@UliVazquez]

I almost pissed myself lmao

[@markcobuzzi826]

The Resident Evil 2 Remake’s zombies in a nutshell.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Aim for the fore head.._hard shot but that how to put them down

[@booneshow1863]

It takes like 4 head shots to drop 1 zombie. Imagine if they had zombie cows.

[@aaronkenyon7112]

Too right mate. Honestly, I haven't even killed half the bastards in that game cause of how relentless they are

[@Chris-ni2pc]

i remember this scene being sooooo much longer when he was trying to kill the cow

[@GamerOner2H]

There's an extra scene at the end I think

[@mdtalhaansari1096]

Spoiler alert. The cow still survives and the movie ends with the cops looking for the guy who shot it so many times.

[@aa-ze5cz]

As funny as Jim Carrey is Renee really sells the "Oh it's still alive!" really well, lol.

[@cutie_girl7804]

The best part about this scene is when the cow gurgled

[@chantelanderson5244]

Mooogguughhhh

[@robertdavis6917]

😂😂, The absolute craziness besides this scene, is the Cow🐄 still Lived 😭

[@jscountrygirl85_326]

Even the way Rex Allen, Jr. delivers the line "Oh, it ain't always easy doing mother nature's work" just before the cow starts mooing again is so funny! lol

[@danielsantiago9637]

Screaming "my God in heaven" then going postal is just the funniest thing in life to me Lmfao.

[@purplelasagna6427]

This part always has me laugh so hard, my rib cage always hurts after. Lolololol! 😂 😂 😂

[@colmdurkin7915]

Me, too😅😅😅

[@danielsantiago9637]

Bro the "oh my God in heaven" gets me dying into stomach pains and all and I seen it a million times 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@tanseygreen]

Later in the film a cop say's he shot a prize winning cow ten times she only just survived.

[@superbird6176]

@ 1:45. I think Irene's kicks did a number on the cow. 😂😂

[@ryantres85]

The gurgling sound LOL

[@superbird24]

@ 1:24. I love how he leans into the shots.. 😂😂

[@Dougie-ex1ov]

Probably my favorite movie scene of all time. Fuck it makes me lol every time.

[@tudor-dancristea3054]

I am pretty sure this part was cut off in India.

[@koolaiddudeawesome9850]

Guys the cow is still alive even after this scene 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@adambartlett6277]

Nowadays there would be like 10 trigger warnings for this film or worse the film wouldn't even be allowed. How times have changed..... For the worse

[@JoeBuck-g2b]

"Ol girl...... suffering's over

[@ginger_breadman]

If I remember correctly, the cow still survived at the end?

[@sammyhill69]

Those damn truckers..

[@2devmoran]

that gurgling part lol love this movie

[@TheBlackKakashi]

This is the cow that survived the mad cow disease

[@ernesthenson5040]

He stuck his finger in the nose! LMAO

[@Piffhefner]

I love that part

[@bigjerm1631]

"..Ol girl.. your suffering is over" >Gun shots >Walks away *"MOOOOOOOO!"*

[@georgebent8540]

Wish they still made good movies like this

[@bihan7967]

Same here lol I died when the cow gurgles

[@dudewheresmycar12ism]

OMG I remember seeing this and thinking at first “They probably put blanks in his gun and never told him about it” Now I know he shot a cow six times and strangled it to death. 😂

[@ZNotFound]

The cow survived.

[@dudewheresmycar12ism]

Zytran L oh yea. Been a while seen I’ve seen it

[@barnesnplebian6462]

They make cartoon level humor movies like this anymore

[@radoodledoo]

It's the gurgle that gets me haha

[@cassidystarchild7907]

"They're clear cutting a place in heaven for you" 😂

[@ixi-toloveyuuki-xix7564]

Woooow it's been so long since i've seen this - i was 8 or 9 when i first seen this movie, This is one of the best romantic comedy movie's still

[@DothFrmBBL]

Spihk heart bust!? Spihk heart bust tell Sarah from the holy Bible to tell Jonah from the holy Bible to spihk heartbust all all time mates internet friends and all all time internet friends for viewers for the moment when Bain Server Leondra gave Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother a letter !!!!!¡!!!

[@patrickdennler4718]

I just noticed when he asked her to try to move it off the road he picked it up by the fucking tail😂😂😂

[@13locomamama]

Continuity error 1:33 he throws his gun away , 1:45 the gun is besides the cow's head lmao

[@cooldude2027]

Jesus is that cow immortal.

[@derekmiller849]

cows typically have very thick skulls commonly you have to shoot them in the soft part of there skull which is located in between the eyes and it is very uncommon for the first bullet to kill them.

[@dgdfyhd]

1:47 Do Sumn 😂

[@MartyMcFly88]

That gurgling noise 😂

[@LucasPalYT-Official]

Doesn't the cow show up on post credits with a neck brace on?

[@donnahouston8256]

Irene was looking like if those bullets ain’t doing it what can I do😂😂

[@BrendanStuart]

See the cow alive later with a neckbrace is fucking gold

[@Natsuki-yn7lu]

Lol , I'm 10 years old it made me cry when I FIRST watched the movie But then I watched it again and it was hilarious 🤣😂 my dad just sent me the description to this video 😂😂 so I watched it OH AND WHEN THE COW GURGLES WOWWWW I LOST 😂 lol then later in in the movie "we just got a report that he put 6 bullets prize cow's head. Poor things lucky to be alive."

[@antonynjoro9242]

That was tough but I think we did the right thing😂😂

[@geneclarke6953]

you would never find a scene like this in todays movies. the animal cruelty activists would go nuts

[@squirreldemon3506]

Gene Clarke watch the brothers grimsby

[@jaypritchett6846]

There's a lot of stuff like this that can't be in newer movies! Lol

[@MCMB0627]

That’s why the new movies suck!

[@michaelohare3404]

Wow you sick fuckers want to see animal cruetly in movies go to hell ass fucks so fuck off

[@bradybrooks695]

Michael O'Hare lol someone’s angry it’s not real relax Buddy

[@prowannab]

I miss his "comedy" movies. I hated it when main stream said what kind of actor is he without a serious role. Screw off. He's a comedian actor he doesn't need to do a serious role!

[@renaissance18]

cow: gurgling at 1:56 lol

[@serosen3950]

they shoulda added the end scene where its still alive with its head bandaged and a neckbrace

[@tatyana6063]

I really feel bad for the cow in this part. But it happens when cows get hurt like that in real life, too. Even though this was just acting. And she had to be put out of her misery the cow, but not too violent. But that was the movie.

[@NikiaDelaney]

Do something! But *shrugs* kick lmbo!

[@agarcia2511]

“Poor thing’s lucky to still be alive”

[@Beattie755]

He's about to pull the Cow off the road by its tail haha

[@polypeptide]

Haha the tail swinging around hitting the grass at 1:46 somehow never noticed that before lol

[@allydtae238]

hahahah I'm dead laughing "What the hate is wrong with you" 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@jonafrica1796]

believe it or not the cow managed to survived

[@ArmandsKreslins]

🐄 👍

[@SammySnead]

Hahaha. The funniest thing I’ve seen.

[@EnduroJSSwe]

first time i saw this i thought i was gonna die!! hahahaha

[@superdad9886]

The plugging the nose and gurgling sounds always got me

[@metal2886]

Poor thing is lucky to be alive

[@bjornschaffner8167]

Ace ventura would shit a brick if he saw this🤣

[@reddotlucidea3983]

Loved this movie when it came out! iwas 9 back in 2001, seemed way funnier back then..

[@hmmm1868]

PETA tried to sue the film maker's?

[@Locadel2003]

How the hell that cow is still alive😂 This is absolutely hilarious but absolutely impossible

[@stud105]

It was tough, but, I think we did the right thing! 😂

[@gaminacthemaniac6444]

That cow is literally an immortal god.

[@The_yeffy1]

when she starts kicking it I died lol its like any of our mothers when we ask them to do something serious

[@joshuaV22490]

That cow 🐄 survived

[@zemunusrcu3805]

The best scene ever. 😂😂😂

[@Ray-ho8dw]

Come on to Greener pastures

[@emanuelismusic]

Did you ever think, maybe the cow was just injured and passed out? Shit itself for being there too long. Lol

[@andrewnguyen2576]

Such a Classic

[@junebergman2443]

Anyone know where this scene is filmed? Looks so beautiful!

[@rgmoore2]

Rhode island I think

[@rgmoore2]

Nevermind, Vermont

[@proudbhartiya1993]

I hope this scene was not shot with a real animal.

[@Mikeluvschelsea]

LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@JoseLuna-iw1ly]

What's the song playing after he's done shooting/killing the cow?

[@alejandroprado5114]

Why would they murder a hurt cow that is fucked up

[@robertgreen6027]

What uniform is he wearing?

[@TheSighphiguy]

Carrey really milked this scene for all it was worth.

[@gordonferrar7782]

He shot her 6 times she barely survived.

[@nny84]

Ragicow is that you?!!