Meanwhile... Billie Eilish's "Bond" Theme Is Going To Be A Huge Hit

Meanwhile... The Late Show is honored to present this exclusive preview of the theme song for the new "James Bond" movie, performed by Billie Eilish. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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[@masonpines6349]

“Am I supposed to dance or pss this video along so I don’t die in seven days?” I actually like Billie Eilish but that joke was on POINT!

[@ShockPat]

That was on POINT af! Killer!!😂😂

[@davidbeaulieu4815]

Love Billie but ya.

[@shaneveneziano8463]

Mason Pines I’m still laughing 🤣🤣

[@THB192]

I mean that's not even an insult to Billie Eilish. Pretty sure that video is supposed to be creepy as fuck.

[@haeilsey]

J. Barrett yeah I bet she'd be laughing too

[@celticwolff5429]

Wife shows up to court "This is my new lawyer, Sandor Clegane, Esquire.

[@macandcheese__]

lol oh man, i would love it of people start calling lawyers their "Champion" in (legal) battle. 😂

[@thorn9717]

"It looks like I have to eat all the fucking chicken in this courtroom..."

[@davidbeaulieu4815]

@Robert Garcia technically the one being challenged has the choice of weapon so that would mean she was the one that chose swords. Assuming their following the standard rules.

[@davidbeaulieu4815]

@@aestevalis0 hehehehe

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

The crazy part is there is no law in the United States against trial by combat so the challenge is legal and the judge has the authority to grant it. It was never abolished but instead people just stopped requesting it. The lawyer submitted a request to deny based on it being to the death.

[@ColinGLogan]

"Am I supposed to dance, or pass this video along so I don't die in 7 days" might be Stephen's best line ever

[@Always_Right00]

Well everything else he says is moronic so hes gotta get lucky sometimes.

[@gustavgnoettgen]

@@Always_Right00 why are you watching his show then? 🤔

[@fvkijay]

Gustav Gnöttgen He loves Stephen's buns.

[@thepresence365]

That was my first reaction !

[@AdrianColley]

That reference has got to be too old for most Billy Eilish fans.

[@miriamhalpern3026]

“If you’re not familiar with Billie Eilish, I know, you’re watching me show... CBS.” Me: **is an 18 year old high school student watching his show almost every single day** How old do I LOOK??

[@Freak7Factor]

Miriam Halpern How old do you feel?

[@lisa_vxng]

@@Freak7Factor well shit

[@lulup8199]

Are you taking AP Gov?

[@hito157]

Ikr! Me too

[@kiaraprabhu7080]

@@lulup8199 omg I'm 16 and I'm in AP gov, but ive loved Colbert since his daily show days. I watched him when I was newborn

[@afzal6455]

"Am I suppose to dance , or pass the video so I don't die" Savage..

[@AC3handle]

Adam?

[@xRickstaCx]

“Die in 7 days” It’s a reference to The Ring.

[@nonquintessentialone]

Hahahahahahahahaha Colbertin'!!! In 2020!

[@danieljob3184]

First time I saw it, I had the same first impression.

[@commandercaptain4664]

When Cara Delevigne can sing...

[@ErykaSoleil]

As someone who enjoys Billie Eilish's videos, that parody at the end was actually pretty spot on. 😂😂

[@JonKrueger]

A couple debates who is mentally unfit during a custody battle. Ex-Husband: I demand a trial by combat! Ex Wife's Lawyer: I rest my case.

[@ohtheblah]

Judge: I'll allow it. ROUND 1....: FIGHT!

[@AmeliaAlastairMoon]

@@snarkylive Dude, the husband has chosen a katana and a wakizashi (and doesn't even own them yet), which should tell you all you need to know about him. She's probably crying from too much laughter.

[@alexanderkeny5072]

“No time to die, but tomorrow never dies, so I’ll be sure to live and let die so that I can die another day” :) Might as well be lyrics in her upcoming Bond opener!

[@ThalesPo]

Best comment so far.

[@kbanghart]

@@astondias810 yes

[@JJG-om9fw]

Hahahaha .

[@alessandralewis9226]

AlphaK75 yesss

[@y3ldarb2]

@@astondias810 No. The song that'll be played in the new James Bond movie is called "No Time to Die". It hasn't been released yet. The song at the end of this Stephen Colbert video was a parody, and that wasn't even Billie Eilish singing and dancing.

[@asmrro9999]

'Am I supposed to dance or pass this on so that I don't die in 7 days' got ' the ring' vibes too and I was laughing 2 mins straight over that remark😂😂😂

[@Loke4000aka2670]

made me happy it made you so happy :)

[@foosreviewfood3697]

Same 😂😂😂

[@whalesong999]

Is it a sign that the 007 franchise is about to dry up?

[@Sigart]

And you haven't even seen her video for "You should see me in a crown" or "When the party's over" or.. well, nevermind. "I'm the bad guy" is probably one of her tamest videos.

[@tepoztlitlacatl634]

That's killed me

[@steh8831]

Nasal Ranger, the worst avenger.

[@samkellman]

lmao

[@studiohq]

Worst Power Ranger

[@mostmelon]

My serious question here though is how does it even work? Smells are composed of physical aromatic compounds. You can't just magnify them. It makes about as much sense as a telescopic toucher. (Disregard how dirty that sounds.)

[@englandcalling9721]

Although it's possibly one of the few nose jobs that actually makes you money.

[@Loke4000aka2670]

ahhhh dont forget Captain America.....

[@Weegee766]

2 things I thought I’d never hear together: James Bond and Billie Eilish.

[@lordbuddybear]

Because it's stupid

[@zaba.4656]

I think they should've had someone with a more powerful voice, not whispering

[@idkhowtobreathe7710]

Happy Cat which drug dealer told you that Billie whispers?

[@zaba.4656]

@@idkhowtobreathe7710 think about a billie eilish song. Anything. Is it breathy/whispery?

[@idkhowtobreathe7710]

Happy Cat breathy, yes, just like Ariana grande, charli puth, and many other artists have a breathy voice. It’s a good thing. There is no rule to singing, as long as people appeal to it

[@TheIconicHat]

*Nasal Ranger exists* The Professor: "Good News everyone!"

[@GaultSilber]

Lol. Wouldn’t be the first time a Matt Greoning cartoon predicted the future.

[@carlwawrina8080]

And everyone who read that heard it in his voice...

[@symbian74]

That's Billie Eilish James Bond parody looked fun. LOL

[@fishofmocking3096]

Ah yes, young William Eyelash

[@xmlthegreat]

Oh my God! I got that reference! STAY CALM EVERYBODY! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[@the__void__spaghetti__girl]

LMAO

[@allaboutchallenges5497]

Pack it up rainn 🙄🤚🏼

[@harveylawrence9601]

“He’s a bond guy” really want too bad XD

[@BlakieTT]

"Am I supposed to dance, or pass this video along so I don't die in 7 days?" XDDDDD lmao

[@jayyylmaooo]

I’m the Boooooond guy

[@j2geek]

Duh

[@ussindianapolis9137]

Duh

[@fvkijay]

Duh

[@cuccicucci4480]

Ah Ha Ah Ha Da Da Da......

[@p0613v]

Dah!

[@TheSaiderRiscam]

I love Billie and Finneas and I am confident they will produce a legendary song for the bond franchise.

[@xordus]

that dude will make something epic. Billie's got a great voice but the music they make is all Finneas. Dude's special

[@TheSaiderRiscam]

@@xordus That's not true man. Yes, without him she would be somewhere else, but don't you think for a second that she just does what he tells her. It is a collaboration.

[@xordus]

@@TheSaiderRiscam I didn't mean that it wasn't. I just meant that he's obviously the creative thrust behind this thing. She's said so multiple times. That's not to say that her contribution isn't invluable, it obviously is.

[@TheSaiderRiscam]

Alright, my guy. That's my b. I do feel like she's being modest if she does say that though. Anyway take care.

[@xordus]

@@TheSaiderRiscam she probably is. they're a hell of a match lol

[@ryanspengler4877]

The Meanwhile intros are an absolute artform...

[@activatewindows]

“Brad doesn’t Boneless Wings”

[@robdfar]

should have said that "Brad needs some bone-in wings" haha

[@mtalhaawais]

2:00 Good neewwwsss, everyone!

[@ericromano4028]

"Hey this is great! As long as you don't make me smell Uranus, hehehehe."

[@australien6611]

Bite my shiny metal ass, not good news for growers 😉

[@NewMessage]

2:00 Apon perfecting the device, the inventor announced: "Good news, everybody!"

[@shigeminotoge4514]

No we shall have ample warning in the event of a gigantic ball of garbage heading for earth.

[@deadfreightwest5956]

Fry: "Okay, so long as I don't have to smell Uranus!" (snickers) Others: "Huh? I don't get it." Professor Farnsworth: "Oh, Fry, we got tired of those jokes ages ago, so we changed the name." Fry: "What's it called now?" Farnsworth: "Urectum!"

[@BothHands1]

futurama

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

@@shigeminotoge4514 Considering the main use for them until now was determining if dumps were complying with smell bylaws. Basically yes

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Nice! Deftly done. 😂

[@WillTellU]

futurama is coming true. We have the smellloscope now we just need smellovision!

[@pabloplato]

also, the EyePhone from Mapple!

[@Floordford]

Finglonger

[@jnuy764]

Another show with the same writers as the Simpsons is coming true? LOL 🤣

[@michaelgasperik4319]

They came out with a smell-o-vision a few years ago, but it never really caught on. It had 24 refillable "aromas", similar to nicotine free vape juice, that could produce over 400 different "smells". I wish I could remember the name of the company that brought it to market, but it flopped hard.

[@druid_zephyrus]

I mean Matt Groening, is already confirmed to be psychic, via Simpsons. so this is not surprising in the least. I am.just waiting until everyone trolls Greta Thunberg, bu just putting a giant ice cube into the ocean to fight global warming

[@MovieSeriesClips]

Stephen Colbert just made my day better...

[@musicisimportant5699]

Panks & Facts • 1M views because it is sad news billie is not english

[@rebecca8525]

He always does

[@thtsdcent6202]

Disappointed by the title of this video. First time I heard she was doing it. I honestly think her style fits perfectly with the super long Bond intro tracks and visuals.

[@Mish3aaL13]

thtsDCent butthurt much?

[@NewMessage]

You just know the wife's showing up with a pistol.

[@enriqueordaz5561]

Rather take a katana across the neck than being nagged to death by my ex.

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

I got that reference!! 🤠

[@sheisapearla]

Hahaha!😂🤪

[@KryssLaBryn]

Well, I mean, the person being challenged does traditionally get to choose the weapons, so

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

A certain scene in Indiana Jones comes to mind...

[@PhilipAlexanderHassialis]

Billie Eiilish should really *REALLY* acknowledge this "Bond Guy" song :P

[@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky]

Why, it was terrible

[@dkayflowers79]

she prob busy being and looking depressed.. my Gawd

[@HappyLarry.]

@@No-hf5xb Not really, just shows that her style of music doesn't really watch the music used for James Bond's openers

[@r.coffman1431]

@@HappyLarry. her style is broad.she is all over the place, because she can. She has a beautiful natural singing voice.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

@Euls12 HEY!.. Hard to deny that.

[@Seetiyan]

"... think of all the money you'll save on never dating." I literally choked up the cookie I was eating when that made me laugh.

[@coralreeves4276]

Omg that Billie Eilish joke lol. I love her but that was just so on point! Can't wait to hear her song for the new Bond film!

[@papagnerd1943]

How to ruin the Bond franchise even more? Add cancerous cringe.

[@kbanghart]

@@ObesePuppies shh snowflake

[@geekdivaherself]

@Raging Red - You've been doing the copy-pasting all around these here comments.

[@geekdivaherself]

@Raging Red - Thank you for being reasonable in your reply.

[@coralreeves4276]

@Raging Red Ahhh an ally... Thanks! Been a fan since I heard Ocean Eyes.

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Husband: (draws his sword) There can be only one!

[@rex-racer]

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

[@Sammysan123]

Holy ground, GoKart! :P

[@thehellyousay]

Wife: (pointing gun and emptying clip into centre of husband's mass)..., And you ain't it!

[@thehellyousay]

@@rex-racer You're a looney.

[@thehellyousay]

@GoKart Mozart oh, come on, Clancy Brown's Kurgan was awesome. Mom...😜

[@markopolo5123]

HAHA, loved the Billie Eilish "promo"

[@mitsuomits9077]

The music of Bad Guy played slowly kind of has those James Bond's songs vibes.

[@commandercaptain4664]

My sentiments exactly. Eilish will do well.

[@ErykaSoleil]

Mitsuo Mits : Let's remember that Madonna's "Die Another Day" was a Bond theme song, as was Duran Duran's "A View to Kill" (neither of which sound like "traditional" Bond film themes, in my opinion). If Billie Eilish has a flexible enough style to manage "Bad Guy," "Bury a Friend," and "When the Party's Over" on the same album, I think she'll do just fine.

[@CloudsGirl7]

That "Nasal Ranger" is one of the most square things I've ever heard of. Made of squares, by squares, for squares. All of whom could really use a bong right now.

[@doctrine_ridge_Ke]

3:55 Billie always looks like she said "I'm hungry" and the photographer replied "hi hungry, I'm dad"

[@katelynnehansen8115]

She always looks like a drugged hostage.

[@andrewgrandma2816]

Stole the look from the girl in parks and recreation.

[@kbanghart]

@@katelynnehansen8115 yeah, I love how her look triggers boomers.

[@andrewgrandma2816]

@@kbanghart It's not her look, she stole it from actresses that did it as their look for years

[@einhorntaschentuch9404]

@@e.emerald3224 What the he'll is paedophilic about "Hi hungry, I'm dad" 💀💀💀💀

[@user-bh3ew6ii4g]

that 'sneak preview' was really well done! Kudos to whoever put that together!

[@tkgsg]

2:06 you gotta be high to even buy that thing

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Agnidh Ghosh 😂

[@shigeminotoge4514]

well I mean, they did say it was to "track down the stinky marijuana plants" they never said it wasn't so that they could make a purchase ;)

[@krokodyl1927]

Agnidh Ghosh Gotta be high just to consider buying that silly thing. All varieties of weed have always been agreeable to my olfactory senses. We used to joke in high school about how cool it would be if there was a cologne called, ‘Eaux de Herb’, the herb superb. 😁 Unfortunately due to health issues, I can no longer imbibe in weed, or alcohol for that matter.

[@katiekane5247]

@@krokodyl1927 sadly, same. And I thought getting older would have SOME privilege 😥

[@Loke4000aka2670]

@@katiekane5247 Get high if you wanna get high....

[@shanhussain6114]

What if you accidentally point the nasal ranger to a public toilet? 😖

[@mimigiggles4199]

You get a hint of Taco Bell, lactose intolerance, e-coli, and weed

[@cathyskywalker77]

😨😵

[@vladimircicmanec6103]

Archer looking into train lights with night goggles on comes to mind...

[@pokerface7840]

Like looking directly at the sun with a telescope, only you feel it in your nose

[@nigelsmedley7737]

It's the smellescope

[@donheady3851]

2:15 futurama did it lol

[@rolandoperez3513]

Don Heady that’s what I was thinking too lol 😂

[@donheady3851]

@@rolandoperez3513 just dougie goin simpsons did it.

[@christyhenderson2708]

"Am I supposed to dance? Or... pass along this video in seven days so I don't die?" lol Stephen Colbert, you a truly a funny dude.

[@crediblehulk9846]

That video at the end is better than the original :D

[@KelRiever]

lol! You actually know Billie Eilish's Bond song is going to crush it. :)

[@petite_sami]

Stephen:"If you don't know who Billie Eilish is, I know. You watch my show" Me: *immediately thinks of Spider Billie * oh. I know.

[@rebecca8525]

Why did he assume that people who watch his show don’t know who Billie Eilish is? Is he implying that only young people know about her? I’m in my 40’s and I know who she is.

[@discomillenium8850]

@GoKart Mozart screaming? She sings so quietly. So quite the opposite

[@discomillenium8850]

@@rebecca8525 because old people always say they don't like current music

[@XDSDDLord]

​@@rebecca8525 I think the vast majority of his audience won't know who Billie Eilish is. They may have heard of her, but that's it. I'm 26, the sound clip he played is the only thing I've heard from her, and this is the first time I've ever seen a clip from her music video. If it wasn't for Hot Ones I would actually not have even heard of her. I respect everyone's right to enjoy the music they like, even if the music they like is a combination of basic sounds generated by a mathematical algorithm based on human thought patterns designed and marketed in a specific way to make the song stuck in your head to produce maximum profit utilizing an artist picked as the best image for those generated sounds where talent and skill don't matter because studios use computers to correct everything to match the algorithm, so even if someone posses talent it is suppressed... however, I think that the kind of people who watch Colbert, at any age, tend to lean more towards the melodic, more complex, and lyrically rich side of music.

[@ruilopes00]

XDSDDLord damn :) I want to agree with you but... the brutality is... too... much...

[@davidbeaulieu4815]

Wait can i petition the court for this in my custody battle? I have my own swords already and so does she. It would be fair.

[@davidcopperfield-notthemag397]

Stephen's introductions to the Meanwhile segments are very talented writing! And each one is different! Awesome! I listen closely to them.

[@JOLLYBALLZ]

Lmao 7 days left to pass this video

[@christinapatrick3039]

Lol i love her music, but that bit had me dying :)

[@noortjeleijten]

Stephen Stephen... I never miss any of your shows and I’m a huge Billie Eilish fan. It does go together you know 🤔.

[@anthonyramirez2576]

Noortje Leijten wet

[@thehellyousay]

Vapid visual entertainment goes with vapid audio entertainment? Smells funny...

[@wwiiinplastic4712]

@Raging Red Taking Carl's opinion a bit hard there, eh buddy? Personally, I don't give a box of rat shit about the opinion of anyone you listed (especially since many of them are heavily criticized as being more shills than actual critics) but that's just me, right?

[@noortjeleijten]

@Carl Bailey Vapid? Seriously? That’s the last word I would use to describe either of them. They both look at what’s going on in the world and criticize it in an intelligent manner. Billie Eilish is more than ‘Bad Guy’ (even though those lyrics point out male/female stereotypes and are therefore way deeper than most songs ever made), and I’d like to invite you to once listen to her other work. I think that both Billy Eilish music as well as Stephen Colbert’s show require a certain amount of intelligence to be appreciated.

[@wwiiinplastic4712]

@@noortjeleijten "...even though those lyrics point out male/female stereotypes and are therefore way deeper than most songs ever made..." Do you have any idea how inane and clueless that statement is? That is 100% pure opinion on your part, and not even the case. There have been plenty of songs about male/female stereotypes, but that in and of itself doesn't make them any deeper than songs dealing with other issues. Apparently the 'certain amount of intelligence' Colbert's show requires is the amount two deviations to the left of the bell curve.

[@TheRazorTongue]

If you challenge someone to a duel then your opponent chooses the weapons.

[@WallaceGneiss]

The introduction to “Meanwhile” is getting even funnier than the topics covered. Keep up the hilarity!

[@geekdivaherself]

I like the after-title card commentary, too. A troubled nation needs its solace, you know? A little balm for the road-rashed heart.

[@stephenandrusyszyn3444]

If he is instigating the combat, it is his wife that chooses the weapons.

[@domilontano]

I think the intro to Meanwhile is consistently the best part of the whole segment!

[@krisfrederick5001]

Would those be "boneless" wings? Sorry had to, it was sitting right there.

[@geekdivaherself]

If you hadn't picked 'em up, I was gonna.

[@krisfrederick5001]

@@geekdivaherself Lol nice

[@gregoriusirianto8547]

'Think of all the money you saved from never dating'

[@ImamSyafii-st4ps]

3:54 wondering about it too. i am officially old.

[@darkjedi7]

Hans Zimmer, Billie, Bond... What an insane moment, but can't wait to see it! 😍❤️

[@derrickstorm6976]

😂😂 "Should I pass this on so I won't die in seven days"

[@antille666]

i hope you paid the intern for this performance 😂 seriously though, people who think billie eilish videos are weird or scary have absolutely no idea what weird/scary is 😂😂

[@werdle92]

true. people are afraid of all the wrong things

[@arianaraquel1958]

They have never saw Lacuna Coil or Marilyn Manson.

[@antille666]

Ariana Raquel Vlog Try Dir en Grey. trust me

[@gabrieleghut1344]

My generation grew up with Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Peter Gabriele, The Birthday Party, The Cure, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, ect. Look at Punk and the 90's with Grunge. What is different with Billie Eilish now? I don't see it. She makes great music and she is a great artist.

[@randomchannel3314]

My teacher showed me this and to some of my classmates...dude.....we died of laughter

[@bridge4]

i demaaannd .... a TRIAL! by COMBAT!!

[@Josh-ie2mp]

Stephen Colbert, you are the best.

[@InTheLight5292]

I was just saying like a week ago that Billie Eilish would make an incredible Bond theme song. I feel psychic.

[@cnj67]

A good Bond tune must have something menacing and cool ... BE does that very well.

[@marcwittkowski5146]

Well, it's been rumoured for weeks now. Still, congratz?!

[@InTheLight5292]

Marc Wittkowski Really? I had no idea. She just has the exact type of voice that a Bond theme should have in it so it seems like it was an obvious choice.

[@ThatSexyNerdReacts]

This was hilarious lol

[@sadiqmohamed681]

The Bond trailer was spot on! I think Eilish will do a good job. She does smart tunes and lyrics, and recent Bond themes have been using top 10 stars to good effect. My be the best bit of the movie!

[@murrayflewelling1258]

So i wonder if there will be a lot of the GOOP candles "smells like my vagina" sold around the area where they will be using the navel ranger.....good stories in the making !

[@ericminch]

You should add the subtitle to that candle: "Smells Like My Vagina: On the Days with No Yeast Infection"

[@BothHands1]

i can't tell if this is a joke, or an actual thing 😅 i know she's a total loon, but this has to be an exaggeration, right? that's not a candle that actually exists, right? please, my faith in humanity is already at an all-time low, please tell me this isn't real

[@murrayflewelling1258]

@@BothHands1 100 Danielle and Colbert highlighted sometime in the last week...lol, That's how I knew some people would recognize the reference. But I would not expect anyone else too. Oh and btw Danielle, she 's currently sold out of the $75 candles . I had a gift store for a decade and I guess I just was not creative enough..lol..:)

[@BothHands1]

Murray Flewelling dear god.. i looked it up, and it's real. and the fragrance was made by ... a man? even more confusing. at least the tweets on the news article i read made for a good laugh. but my faith in humanity has definitely taken another hit. ouch 😬😭😩😅😅

[@murrayflewelling1258]

@@BothHands1 Hahahaha ...I know right!.... I saw that smell device and the craziness of the candle instantly came to mind. It certainly is not something I would think of buying other than for a joke, but even then it might go horribly wrong. Glad to be able to make sure you were aware of a gift for that person who has almost everything...LOL

[@mephistosdemonia1999]

well being a michigander, that town will definitely will know the answer to the oldest question " he who smelt definitely knows who dealt it" lol

[@Alexagrigorieff]

Can't believe Colbert's writers missed this joke

[@-Super_Dario-]

Mephistos Demonia Go Blue

[@martinickes4836]

Pointless spending money on something like that. A vast majority of us Michiganders grow it now.

[@alyssatorres5897]

I love her music! Lol Now I’m going to listen to her songs! Lol 😂

[@str8edgerockstar956]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? Surprising what passes as "music" and who passes as "musicians" nowadays🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@jfvira9844]

Am I supposed to dance to this video? Or pass it along so I don't die in 7 days? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@packgotmyeyeslow]

people gotta stop acting like bad guy is her best song

[@daxmiller35]

Pevsシ or a good song

[@YuhItsBrittany]

Fr

[@evilsharkey8954]

It’s just well known.

[@FREQ_N_Hz]

The Smell-O-Scope from Futurama.

[@AnnaFinke]

That Bond video is giving me LIFE!😂😂😂

[@haikult]

Okay, i'm not a giant fan of Billie Eilish, but i have to admit, her James Bond theme is fucking amazing.

[@CinePhil101]

3:53 Either way, I died laughing. -Samara Osorio-Morgan

[@user-jl5sh4mm1z]

ຫັງໂປັ

[@tropicalaquarium5807]

Nasal ranger will have to call in sick even when he has the slightest cold.

[@TheDerekCarroll]

Some humble pie is due Stephen, Billie Eilish nailed the theme, absolutely nailed it.

[@LeftIsBest001]

Billie's dance moves though.. 😂😂

[@nafisa.t13]

Should I feel old that I know Billie Eilish and Colbert is my favourite late show anyway? I mean... I'm 22

[@odt4492]

"Am I suppose to dance, or pass the video on so I don't die in 7 days?"

[@ninaz2474]

Now I want Billie to make this bond guy version a real thing and premier it on the show!

[@cjhs2006]

Nasal Ranger?Didn’t Professor Farnsworth Come up With That Same Kind of Thing in Futurama?

[@commandercaptain4664]

Colbert: Will I die in 7 days? Billie: Yeah, that tracks.

[@aries_chaos]

The Bury a Friend video might have been a better example for that 7 days joke...

[@suzanne2]

Yes. Or 'All the good girls go to hell'.

[@joshbrucks]

But wouldnt of fit with the parody at the end.

[@aries_chaos]

@@joshbrucks very good point.

[@DaWrecka]

"She loves to travel, I'm into BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD." Someone had to.

[@Master_Therion]

Colbert tells corny jokes, not Khorne-y jokes ;)

[@nylkul9933]

Skulls for the Skulls Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

[@VinceValentine]

Judge: "Motion denied, on account of the requester being a heretic. His wife gets full custody of the children, and he gets EXTERMINATUS. Emperor protects."

[@Hrothgrar]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[@GamerofGamesGG]

Best segment of the show.

[@ShawnLH88]

2:38 futurama invented the smelloscope a long time ago

[@user-uo1qr6vn1q]

First time I’ve heard that girl’s music. Yeah, I’m old and out of touch (if you’re lucky, it’ll happen to you too). But I have to admit, it’s a catchy tune. Good job kids!

[@discomillenium8850]

@@ObesePuppies wow you are so cool and different for hating modern music

[@extremelyonline]

ObesePuppies lmao what, you must have no taste at all lol

[@outeast999]

I was thrilled to discover Eilish - she and her co-writing brother are a seriously talented pair. Great live too.

[@outeast999]

@anderson Troll. Yawn.

[@irishandirie]

That lil' Bond/Billie Eilish mix up was really clever! LOVED IT😚

[@sb4utry77]

And Billie & her brother created a Masterpiece James Bond theme song!

[@Mantreaus]

I want to eat 4 Egg Salad Samiches and stand upwind of that guy with the nose apparatus, and see how long it takes him to pass out.

[@UltraBatshift]

A laughed more than I should have at a fart joke.

[@T3RRY_T3RR0R]

Nah. Dried Apricots and Cabbage. Be lethal.

[@jaygray7102]

@@T3RRY_T3RR0R I hope you don't eat those in the same dish

[@darkiee69]

Split pea soup and beans..

[@trollbbqer1267]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Dame Shirley Bassey has nothing to worry about, her throne is safe. I can see the Nasal Ranger being very popular with underwear enthusiasts!

[@m0rfans]

You haven't even heard the song yet. :-)

[@kbanghart]

Who said it's a competition? We can actually like both.

[@rhondarose2583]

SENDING MUCH THANKS to ALL WHO ARE HONEST&LOVING.LOVE&BLESSINGS

[@cjaypaz9842]

Lol that The Ring reference was on point

[@ranacker]

That nasal ranger is straight out of Futurama

[@JohnDoe-fz3nu]

My first thought too. Only 1980 years to go.

[@ghffrsfygdhfjkjiysdz]

Plot twist: That is the actual intro to new Bond movie.

[@Echo-MFJ]

Omg the bond song is funny. Love you Billie!

[@shikhar.awasthi]

That 7 days joke though! I watched a lot of Ozzy Man videos today but this was the biggest laugh I had today!

[@msaint187]

All three segments appear to be drug related tonight well done cbs

[@matthewetmoi8436]

I'll be honest, I've been fast forwarding the intros to Meanwhile for some time now...

[@xordus]

they're so dumb

[@qheenoue]

Matthew EtMoi me too

[@diegojonathanarvizu-shoffi9426]

Showing that true age with Billie Eilish

[@ariexzionforkenfire8963]

Steven, You made me laugh hysterically. Keep up the good work. A+