Meanwhile... Harry Styles Brings Sex Appeal To The MCU As Eros

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Meanwhile... Fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe appear to be delighted at the news that Harry Styles will soon join the cast as the character Eros, brother of Thanos. #HarryStyles #Marvel #Meanwhile
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@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen for pointing out you can't "discover" a country with indigenous inhabitants there already XD
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@LividImp
@LividImp 2 жыл бұрын
Of course you can. How would we describe it if the Native Americans sailed a boat to Europe first? We would say "the American's discovered Europe". That doesn't mean they were the first humans there. If you had never seen the Late Show before you'd say you "discovered the Late Show", that doesn't mean no one else had ever seen it before, it just means _you_ discovered it.
@myfaceismyshield5963
@myfaceismyshield5963 2 жыл бұрын
@@LividImp yes, the confusion here is that you can say you discovered a place with indigenous people BUT you can't claim to be the first to discover the place. For example Columbus wasn't the first to discover America. Nor were the vikings... but they were the first europeans there though
@Chuck-e7d
@Chuck-e7d 2 жыл бұрын
@@myfaceismyshield5963 First Europeans that we are aware of at this point in time.
@LividImp
@LividImp 2 жыл бұрын
@@myfaceismyshield5963 I have never read a history book that says, "Columbus was the first person to discover America". They all say, "Columbus was the first _European_ to discover America". Which of course isn't even true, but that is beside the point. We then _colloquially_ say, "Columbus discovered America", because that's how humans talk. We shorten things. Then you all smugly act like you caught someone in a big lie, when they were just being succinct. If we had to talk like you want we'd all sound like lawyers.
@DavidDingoBleecher
@DavidDingoBleecher 2 жыл бұрын
I think that Steven's intros into "Meanwhile" are him exercising his former dream of being a novelist. :)
@adrienne3272
@adrienne3272 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the audience back but I miss Evie and her laugh
@TheChefmike66
@TheChefmike66 2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. I don't really like people, especially in masses. Evie was cool, though. Oh well. Can't really wish for another quarantine, because that sucked. And so it goes.
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 2 жыл бұрын
💜💜
@rmholt1
@rmholt1 2 жыл бұрын
Is that the cue card guy laughing though?
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 жыл бұрын
I see no reason why we shouldn’t have our cake and eat it too. At least occasionally. Please Evie? ❤️
@ScarlettJ1221
@ScarlettJ1221 2 жыл бұрын
I'm watching the movie for the plot The plot: Harry Styles
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@eddiejoewalt7746
@eddiejoewalt7746 2 жыл бұрын
EROS also known as STARFOX IN marvel comics is THANOS BROTHER who one of his powers included a euphoria effect to cause a person or persons to become infatuated with him, objects, or people of his choosing or simply to make others feel good while in his presence
@Kay_lahM
@Kay_lahM 2 жыл бұрын
honestly tho lol
@ceciliaxx
@ceciliaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@eddiejoewalt7746 so essentially just Harry Styles being himself.
@CakeAnyoneAnyone28
@CakeAnyoneAnyone28 2 жыл бұрын
@@ceciliaxx 😂😂😂
@ayelemensah8816
@ayelemensah8816 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe there was barely a giggle after the “This could have been an e-mail” line! I cackled so loud at that!
@skyeaengel2409
@skyeaengel2409 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't funny!
@lindaward3156
@lindaward3156 2 жыл бұрын
I as well! loudly!
@lindaward3156
@lindaward3156 2 жыл бұрын
@@skyeaengel2409 l don't think you understand how humor works. ☮
@tokyomilmil
@tokyomilmil 2 жыл бұрын
On 2nd thought (after you guys stated it is funny), I finally get the joke now !!
@jaguarrose7022
@jaguarrose7022 2 жыл бұрын
I continue to be amazed by the incredibly detailed and original analogies he comes with to describe his monolog versus these "Meanwhile" segments. He has some very talented writers on his staff.
@HMan2828
@HMan2828 2 жыл бұрын
The Viking story was nothing new, we learn that in high school history class (in Canada)... Everybody knows the Vikings were first visitors. I think the story is just about how they dated it.
@scottingledue7999
@scottingledue7999 2 жыл бұрын
Now the old story must be retold for those young ones around the campfire that ain't never heard this. They discovered America first and the Indians. I guess the Indians didn't realize they were here till someone told them they discovered there land
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 2 жыл бұрын
Tell that to St. Brendan of Ireland 😁😁
@BeachriderUSA
@BeachriderUSA 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm, the folks that crossed the Bering “bridge” don’t count?
@svenzverg7321
@svenzverg7321 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeachriderUSA They didn’t have a flag.
@scottingledue7999
@scottingledue7999 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeachriderUSA no it's just a pun directed at human nature that what ever they see or discover especially land must be theirs I'm part Indian mostly European really leaves you in a suck position to say anything except the past is gone don't repeat the mistakes study truth as well as history
@JazzRoyalty
@JazzRoyalty 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny that the punny "coup de grass" pronunciation is the actual correct French pronunciation of "coup de grâce".
@lexslate2476
@lexslate2476 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Coup de Grass the French term for lawnmower?
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@JazzRoyalty
@JazzRoyalty 2 жыл бұрын
@@lexslate2476 Lol, it's "tondeuse" but nice pun 😉
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
OTOH, let's hope the court's decision is not actually a "coup de grâce" for pot smokers, unless you want to see them all dead.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericminch 👏👏👏 😅
@aubraehersel7720
@aubraehersel7720 2 жыл бұрын
Noodles is famous. Being featured by Colbert , was a bones day for sure.
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, that Viking joke was absolutely golden.
@Nonyabuisness67788
@Nonyabuisness67788 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 2 жыл бұрын
Can you explain it? I really didn't get it. Unless he was referring to the idea that the Americas, being already populated and therefore known and not undiscovered, were never "discovered" by any Europeans - just finally found by them for / from their perspective? Also, what happened to Mansa Musa's predecessor's literal hundreds and hundreds of ships that traveled west from Mali trying to find lands west of the African continent? (This is just me musing, not really asking anyone unless they actually know). 😜
@gandrea9748
@gandrea9748 2 жыл бұрын
I love the writers of this show… and his delivery is awesome!
@Nonyabuisness67788
@Nonyabuisness67788 2 жыл бұрын
@@tinaperez7393 I was referring to Harry styles song golden loll
2 жыл бұрын
@@tinaperez7393 That is precisely the joke. Columbus didn't discover America. It was already discovered and settled. The joke is that he both didn't 'discover' anything and he wasn't even the first European who also did not 'discover' the place (it was already discovered and settled when the Vikings showed up, as well). As to the second thing, no idea.
@dannycoventry7927
@dannycoventry7927 2 жыл бұрын
The whole world knows that an oil based theme park in Saudi Arabia is the one place that the US won't invade..... It's in Saudi Arabia.
@Sarados1980
@Sarados1980 2 жыл бұрын
It always amazes me how every few years the "vikings reached america hunderst of years before columbus"-story re-emerges... I remember talking about this in history class in the 90s... I really thought that this was already a given fact. ;)
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm 2 жыл бұрын
Not in the minds of the uneducated.
@cea6770
@cea6770 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the point of this study was not that it was a thing, but (in addition to providing additional evidence) pinpointing the exact year as 1021 with a novel dating method. Meanwhile is very much a game of telephone from researcher to journal, to news, to Meanwhile.
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 2 жыл бұрын
People, the news recently is that the famous 1021 solar flare tree ring was identified in the wood of an an object from that site. Look up the recent news stories that go into the details.
@juliamckenzie4510
@juliamckenzie4510 2 жыл бұрын
Neither one made it to America!!!
@teresatano193
@teresatano193 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever writes the monologue intro is either a real genius, stoned AF or both.
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 2 жыл бұрын
Man, those “Meanwhile” intros get better and better! BTW, I still hear “Quarantinewhile” when the sound starts. I wonder how long that will last!?
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 2 жыл бұрын
The point of the Viking story is that scientists were able to pinpoint the _exact year_ a tree was felled thanks to a spike in C14 levels from solar activity: 1021
@Jason918114
@Jason918114 2 жыл бұрын
I thoughts it was common knowledge Nordic folk discovered America long before Columbus did. Icelanders know this.
@arcanondrum6543
@arcanondrum6543 2 жыл бұрын
...and Columbus never stepped foot on what is now, the lower 48 of the USA ....and he held (yes), for instance a 9 year old girl against her will, prevented her father's rescue of her, wrote to others of THAT kind of "paradise".
@factstrumpprejudice6740
@factstrumpprejudice6740 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jason918114 Not necessarily so, native American's were ethnically Asian, Vikings is a generic term of northern Europeans.
@jessbargen
@jessbargen 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jason918114 I thought it was common knowledge too. Canadians all know this.
@mdelong6989
@mdelong6989 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jason918114 It's not. My kids school just celebrated columbus day on the 11th 😬
@bryannewell2422
@bryannewell2422 2 жыл бұрын
Actually it’d be “off brand legobricks” not “off brand LEGO’s.” -Sincerely an Equal Opportunity Jackal. P.S. if anyone at Seth Meyers sees this, turns out you can use just Lego as an adjective. Bait the trap.
@DrJaxonsElixirOfLife
@DrJaxonsElixirOfLife 2 жыл бұрын
Where I come from Lego is just Lego whether singular or plural. I have tried pointing this out to Seth but I think he's too involved with his knitting these days...
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Ceci_et_Cela
@Ceci_et_Cela 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t bring Stephen into it, 😅
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ceci_et_Cela If Seth hadn't taken the week off do you think the jackals would be over here at LSSC?
@Katastr0phic_Katicorn
@Katastr0phic_Katicorn 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Noodle made it to the news so quickly....
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he did. Heard the expression the other day, got what it meant from context, but was wondering....now I'm happy to say I've seen him
@CantHandleThisCanYa
@CantHandleThisCanYa 2 жыл бұрын
But like when a dog is ancient, you should euthanize them. Keeping an animal alive and in pain for your enjoyment and entertainment is LITERAL EVIL.
@Juniorverse
@Juniorverse 2 жыл бұрын
@@CantHandleThisCanYa who said the dog was in pain? I hope you don’t have elderly grandparents. No go eat your quinoa and kale salad and leave the senior care to the adults.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
@@Juniorverse 👏👏👏
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 2 жыл бұрын
Oh good. haven't we all been waiting for a more-comprehensive world cruise? When we're not worried about rising rent, stagnant wages, lousy health care coverage, and that our kids have chosen not to have children of their own because they see how terrible the future looks.
@mkunes2502
@mkunes2502 2 жыл бұрын
In Colorado, you can see a slice of the world’s oldest tree. Of course, taking a slice meant cutting the tree down.
@dwj77
@dwj77 2 жыл бұрын
That would be the oldest bit of wood then.
@nanettesnowden6513
@nanettesnowden6513 2 жыл бұрын
These trees should not be allowed to be felled. Period
@randomdds
@randomdds 2 жыл бұрын
actually, you can take a core biopsy out instead. it's like boring out a rod from the center
@mkunes2502
@mkunes2502 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomdds As you stand there and look at the varnished slice, that’s exactly what you wonder. It’s a bristlecone...totally worthless as lumber.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 жыл бұрын
Or it could have already fallen. Everything dies eventually.
@tootallno
@tootallno 2 жыл бұрын
Vikings never claimed to have "discovered" North America. Only Columbus. LOL
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 жыл бұрын
Huh. So Vikings were actually the sensible ones.
@tootallno
@tootallno 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylestubbs8867 thats your statement :) The Norse never asked to get a "Viking" day as you have Columbus day :) Just saying from a friend
@V.L.R.
@V.L.R. 2 жыл бұрын
YO Stephen….Marvel’s Eros, Is Eros of Titan. He’s Actually THANOS’ BROTHER.
@Fallub
@Fallub 2 жыл бұрын
The transitions get better and better. 🤣
@Sheepy007
@Sheepy007 2 жыл бұрын
Aww, that dog is so funny, and not at all suffering from being completely overbred
@Seagaltalk
@Seagaltalk 2 жыл бұрын
From their perspective the Vikings did discover North America. They just weren't the first humans to do so. My kid discovers new things everyday that have already been discovered by others before him
@MMShaggy
@MMShaggy 2 жыл бұрын
It's in reference to what Americans have been taught for centuries, that the first non native people to discover America was Columbus, but I'm sure you knew that....
@Seagaltalk
@Seagaltalk 2 жыл бұрын
@@MMShaggy Not American no idea what you were taught
@Smilley85
@Smilley85 2 жыл бұрын
"...pre-soaked sand from a playground..." Ewwww!
@danielkim4249
@danielkim4249 2 жыл бұрын
What the hell was the point of the harry styles news?! No joke. Doesn't styles have publicists to make these announcements.?
@fruithippie
@fruithippie 2 жыл бұрын
What is the point of your comment? Every celebrity has a publicist to announce things, that doesn't mean other new sources can't.
@Amylovelove
@Amylovelove 2 жыл бұрын
Harry Styles as Eros is perhaps the best casting since RDJ as Iron Man they are just playing themselves!
@eddiejoewalt7746
@eddiejoewalt7746 2 жыл бұрын
EXPERT FOR ONE PROBLEM EROS also known as STARFOX IN marvel comics is THANOS BROTHER who one of his powers included a euphoria effect to cause a person or persons to become infatuated with him, objects, or people of his choosing or simply to make others feel good while in his presence IN OTHER WORDS HE CAN USE HIS euphoria TO MAKE LOVE TO WOMEN WITHOUT ASKING THEM LIKE PEPE LE PEW!
@justjackie7272
@justjackie7272 2 жыл бұрын
I especially like the part of the dog🐕 noodles not Standing 😆😂
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro 2 жыл бұрын
I think Stephen just spoiled the after credit scene before Marvel KZbin channel did
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
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@dafttool
@dafttool 2 жыл бұрын
Variety ruined the end credit scene several days ago, so now lots of media outlets are going with the story.
@dasparadoxon
@dasparadoxon 2 жыл бұрын
This introductions to the meanwhile segment still are killing me XD
@aardras6752
@aardras6752 2 жыл бұрын
Commenting this because I can't see anyone commenting on how problematic the title is - 1) Can we stop focusing on "sex appeal" as a norm for art? 2) And if it matters so much to you, MCU already has enough and more sex appeal, I mean name one person who's not hot! 3) STOP MAKING HARRY STYLES A PHYSICAL TROPHY! IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 10 YEARS FFS. IT NEVER WAS FUNNY, NOR WILL IT EVER BE FUNNY. APPRECIATE AND ADORE HIM FOR HIS TALENT! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
@CakeAnyoneAnyone28
@CakeAnyoneAnyone28 2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@goodmorninggilw2836
@goodmorninggilw2836 2 жыл бұрын
I know what you're gonna say. The audience jumps on one mistake. My thing is, the meanwhile is a rap.It's a middle distance track race… More than 100 yards, Less than 5K. It is a flow and a poem and you are a master of it.
@bocajuniorboca
@bocajuniorboca 2 жыл бұрын
That world cruise sounds ok for a holiday, but you would't want to live there!
@Sam_on_YouTube
@Sam_on_YouTube 2 жыл бұрын
That's the problem with Spiderman, look how old Zendaya is getting. Hard to play a teenager for more than 2 movies unless you build your entire shooting schedule around the speed at which the actors age. Or you just don't care that they're in their 20s and don't look like kids anymore, which is often the case.
@MimiYuYu
@MimiYuYu 2 жыл бұрын
Uh The cast of Grease and Beverly Hills 90210 were in their late 20s and thirties
@Sam_on_YouTube
@Sam_on_YouTube 2 жыл бұрын
@@MimiYuYu Yes. That's in the category of "just don't care." They were in their 20s and looked older than that. It was very common in the 90s and is still common today. But it doesn't really fit with the asthetic of the current run of spiderman movies.
@dainbramage9508
@dainbramage9508 2 жыл бұрын
Oddly I feel like the "QUARANTINEWHILE" intro sounded better than the MEANWHILE intro
@Obiter3
@Obiter3 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of his most entertaining bits to me, I rarely laugh out loud sitting on the back porch.
@R.M.MacFru
@R.M.MacFru 2 жыл бұрын
Okay. First time I've ever seen a liquid dog. Cats, yes. Dogs, no.
@ArguZ72
@ArguZ72 2 жыл бұрын
Just turn those ships into swimming quarantine zones
@lindaward3156
@lindaward3156 2 жыл бұрын
Naming that dog Noodles was some serious prognostication skills. ☮
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure the Oil Rig Theme Park will also feature American torture centres.
@traekas7228
@traekas7228 2 жыл бұрын
No such thing. Is it?
@LateSleeper
@LateSleeper 2 жыл бұрын
Harry Styles is playing Star Fox?!
@sophiamendoza1526
@sophiamendoza1526 2 жыл бұрын
"Grand COVID variant-spedition" LOL
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 2 жыл бұрын
Movie quote - - - "Our new one piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bones".
@Galvan_9876
@Galvan_9876 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spoilers!
@golddee2040
@golddee2040 2 жыл бұрын
Wow... really? It's out in many parts of the world. Odd it is getting to America this late.
@lkjh861
@lkjh861 2 жыл бұрын
Hi from Scandinavia! We DEMAND a "Lindisfarne 793 Day" to celebrate when we first discovered the British Isles! 🇩🇰🇸🇪🇳🇴 🤘😙
@ViroVV
@ViroVV 2 жыл бұрын
Segment does not begin until 1:39. If you wish to skip the Meanwhile intro, move to 2:20 I like that so many others have taken up my role of doing this.
@ViraMotorko
@ViraMotorko 2 жыл бұрын
To skip the Meanwhile intro? You monster
@ViroVV
@ViroVV 2 жыл бұрын
@@ViraMotorko Ma`am. I like the intro as well. Every time I make this post someone complains that it should be left out. I am just accommodating what people are looking for.
@linden5165
@linden5165 2 жыл бұрын
@@ViraMotorko I skip it every time! 😁
@andrewparnell5566
@andrewparnell5566 2 жыл бұрын
There's no right or wrong way to this. If someone wants to skip the entrée and go straight to the main meal, then that is completely fine and acceptable. Skipping the entrée however does make you a monster. :)
@linden5165
@linden5165 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewparnell5566 Monsters can be happy :)
@thelaughingstormbornagain1297
@thelaughingstormbornagain1297 2 жыл бұрын
I was like o Harry Styles has been cast in an upcoming movie. I wonder what it could be? O it's Eternals. You mean the one I literally can't see yet. I like to think of it as the one where this was supposed to be discovered while watching the movie. This wasn't supposed to be news yet. Give us regular people a chance to see the movie before you spoil everything.
@dondon2107
@dondon2107 2 жыл бұрын
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@WilliamRWarrenJr
@WilliamRWarrenJr 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen ... You can get away with Middle-Earth, but I don't think you have the blue-on-blue eyes of the Fremen. Frank Herbert told me a story once about leaving a notepad by his bedside. He woke up one night with an entire world at his beck and call, political intrigue, fully-fleshed characters with intriguing back-stories ... A fully- fleshed universe, as rich and complex as Arrakkis, ready to complete! He made his note and went back to sleep, confident he has found a successor to "Dune". He checked his notebook the next morning. It said, "GREAT IDEA FOR A STORY!" No b.s. ... Frank Herbert to me, he was Guest of Honor at a skiffy convention in Vancouver BC and I was Artist Guest of Honor, so we spent many hours conversing.
@amarisfrede2
@amarisfrede2 2 жыл бұрын
2:22 starts the segment. This is just for me, if I come back here.🔋
@teresathayn5170
@teresathayn5170 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats to N.Y. for treating pot smokers no different than beer drinkers! Now we just hafta get all the other states employers to do the right thing too! It's just weed man!
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Vikings and the Irish were in Newfoundland. And the Chinese sailed to Western Mexico. - Oh and before that Asians walked across the ice land bridge from Russia to Alaska and their descendants over the generations walked all the way down to Patagonia.
@SmellyBones
@SmellyBones 2 жыл бұрын
That land bridge was a frozen heckscape, and uphill both ways.
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 2 жыл бұрын
@@SmellyBones They came across there, maybe they also had boats of some kind and followed the Coastline. They also know that animals came across the ice/land bridge.
@mikevanderman2727
@mikevanderman2727 2 жыл бұрын
To keep it authentic... The US is going to evade it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@adrastoso9727
@adrastoso9727 2 жыл бұрын
People seem to think when it is said “Columbus discovered America” they think it means for the human species….. it should be said like this “Columbus discovered America for the Spanish empire”. We always knew the Vikings were the first Europeans to settle North America since the end of the last glacier period separating Russia from Alaska; the problem is the Vikings never knew what they had discovered and never brought back the news for it to spread through out Europe. Instead with Columbus’s discovery for the Spanish empire, the Spanish conquered and settled most of South America through Mexico and into much of the United States that used to be apart of Mexico before America took it from Mexico (Spanish American war). Point is Columbus’s discovery for the Spanish empire was extremely important and set up the events both good and well horrific that would be to come. If Columbus didn’t make the discovery, it is most likely someone else would have eventually….. which would have changed both North American and South American history! Having said that, Columbus comittled such atrocities that even the Spanish were horrified sending Columbus back to Spain in chains…….
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 2 жыл бұрын
There's evidence that southern Europeans knew there were lands east of the British isles - news DID get to them long before Columbus. That and the myth that people before Columbus didn't know the world was round were just pervasive somehow in history in u.s.schools. since ancient times people thought the world was round because the horizon kept disappearing at a fixed distance. At least three groups traveled to the Americas from its eastern side - the Vikings, the northern France Gauls - for fishing, and Africans from Mali and other places in west Africa.
@SmellyBones
@SmellyBones 2 жыл бұрын
That pug was in David Lynch's Dune.
@Shaddowkhan
@Shaddowkhan 2 жыл бұрын
Just spoiling everything everywhere are we.
@ianlister7333
@ianlister7333 2 жыл бұрын
there are covid issues with this cruise, but my Pokemon GO account keeps nagging me to go places other than the local park,
@alexdasliebe5391
@alexdasliebe5391 2 жыл бұрын
😁✌🏼👍🏼
@amandaq2u
@amandaq2u 2 жыл бұрын
Do y’all understand how amazing the writing to the intro to MEANWHILE is?!?!?!!
@TheSpikeydo
@TheSpikeydo 2 жыл бұрын
WOO-HOO NOODLE!
@douglasking9383
@douglasking9383 2 жыл бұрын
Great show, Stephen.
@susannahvernon-hunt722
@susannahvernon-hunt722 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sad. I don't want Marvel and Eros. I want album three.
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6vEdISampuEmZo
@disastermaster3K
@disastermaster3K 2 жыл бұрын
@@tovanto3971 stop spamming
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 2 жыл бұрын
That can’t test for weed thing needs to be in Cali
@williamstanton4283
@williamstanton4283 2 жыл бұрын
naturally we overuse topical.
@thomthom6268
@thomthom6268 2 жыл бұрын
GrecoRoman? Acropolis? Which of the seven... sorry eight! hills is that? Can you? punctuate that out for me? I'm wrestling with this.
@TrevorAllen
@TrevorAllen 2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm actually excited to see Dune! I was worried, but if Stephen says its that good, I'll believe it!
@dkayflowers79
@dkayflowers79 2 жыл бұрын
He also LOVVVEEDD Cats the movie. you gonna go see that one too 😏
@granthawkins9142
@granthawkins9142 2 жыл бұрын
You guys should a countdown to thanksgiving advent calendar! It would be hysterical!
@tariuswatcher
@tariuswatcher 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just a Canadian, popping in to say hello to my countryfolk who are thinking of a certain Heritage Minutes segment right now.
@migmit
@migmit 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile starts at 2:33
@jastaykotuce2249
@jastaykotuce2249 2 жыл бұрын
WHY is marvel telling everyone to spoil that?? Did they need more hype or smn
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 2 жыл бұрын
What exactly is being spoiled? Is the movie about finding Eros as he hides in plain sight?
@jonstewartsuperfan2988
@jonstewartsuperfan2988 2 жыл бұрын
Never again say COO DE GRASS !
@jeffwatkins352
@jeffwatkins352 2 жыл бұрын
Applause, and more applause for another great CU on Joe! Thank you, Late Show camera man!
@christopherfiore960
@christopherfiore960 2 жыл бұрын
Herbert aficionado, Tolkien encyclopedia... If I die half as sexxy a nerd as Stephen Colbert, I will be one happy old soul.
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6vEdISampuEmZo
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates 2 жыл бұрын
🤞🏿
@GrimJerr
@GrimJerr 2 жыл бұрын
Spanx, Feel free to be flabby.
@angelacanfield187
@angelacanfield187 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad Colbert recognizes the perfection of the Eros casting 😂. Honestly, who else can you cast for the superhero whose power is panty dropping?
@schlend4
@schlend4 2 жыл бұрын
When did they record this? I watched the film 2weeks ago already😅
@frankvanduin1076
@frankvanduin1076 2 жыл бұрын
Genius Show! Give your writers a Bonus $. Watching faithfully from Canada.
@degummybear
@degummybear 2 жыл бұрын
Uhm spoilers?
@Lakshmi1118
@Lakshmi1118 2 жыл бұрын
Tell the truth Colbert! Niiiiice.
@someoddpages
@someoddpages 2 жыл бұрын
Pentelic, the marble is PENTELIC
@johannaschonberger6182
@johannaschonberger6182 2 жыл бұрын
Go up to newfoundland and they sell viking trinkets at alot of road side stores also fun fact moose outnumber people 13:1 there and have some of the best east coast seafood
@dathuynh2243
@dathuynh2243 2 жыл бұрын
Those moose must be amazing cooks to make the best East Coast seefood.
@AmericanTeacher-USA
@AmericanTeacher-USA 2 жыл бұрын
@@dathuynh2243 👍🤣🤣🤣
@advorak8529
@advorak8529 2 жыл бұрын
If you cannot tell your worker is on drugs by the quality of their work, ... ... then your worker is not impaired by drugs. Your problem was?
@billking922
@billking922 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert is a person of rare intelligence. It’s rare because it doesn’t exist.
@MissEwe
@MissEwe 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile. . .
@joshshields5921
@joshshields5921 2 жыл бұрын
So will they only call him Eros? Or will they confuse millions of non comics fans by also calling him Star Fox?
@dondon2107
@dondon2107 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWGciXuaj82nias
@aesinam
@aesinam 2 жыл бұрын
Since many Marvel fans weren't originally comic book fans, it will be fine whatever they call him. People will get more interested in the characters after the movie, like always
@ochayethenoo
@ochayethenoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@aesinam What a petty judgmental thing to say.
@aesinam
@aesinam 2 жыл бұрын
@@ochayethenoo lol are u talking about my comment?
@esmeralda478
@esmeralda478 2 жыл бұрын
I knew your comedy was inspired, Stephen! ;-)
@maxquinn6982
@maxquinn6982 2 жыл бұрын
What ( 7 ) seven continents are they talking about? There were always only five continents. What happened?
@kimb6974
@kimb6974 2 жыл бұрын
spanx - another word for girdle
@KevinOConnell00
@KevinOConnell00 2 жыл бұрын
Not cool Colbert, you spoiled the movie before it came out. You're on a time out.
@bluceree7312
@bluceree7312 2 жыл бұрын
AAAHhh now I get it. My kids and their cousins have been trying to explain tiktok to me but I didn't get it until now.
@luckan20
@luckan20 2 жыл бұрын
Heck of a band
@50sKingJet
@50sKingJet 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone recognize the song the band is playing at the end? da daaa da daa? Is that something by Phil Collins? the trumpet motif sounds familiar but i'm not sure where I've heard it before
@grants5399
@grants5399 2 жыл бұрын
those two deep jabs at western imperialism were real good :)
@karenhawkin4588
@karenhawkin4588 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, you ALMOST pronounced my homeland, Newfoundland, correctly but 💔💔. It’s New-Fin-LAND, not “Lind”; “Understand Newfoundland” should rhyme. (Kimmel does it right, FYI 🙃)
@tovanto3971
@tovanto3971 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6vEdISampuEmZo
@TheInselaffen
@TheInselaffen 2 жыл бұрын
He can't say Dune right, so it's a bit much to expect him to say a real place name right.
@JpnhAbou
@JpnhAbou 2 жыл бұрын
"Bones vs No Bones" -- also my 2 yo
@JugglerOfWords
@JugglerOfWords 2 жыл бұрын
that viking settlement was discovered in 1960, so yeah.... news...
@machinearmature
@machinearmature 2 жыл бұрын
Remember the time early aughts musical comedian Stephen Lynch, singer of "Special Fred", directed a Dune movie?
@mikeximenez5285
@mikeximenez5285 2 жыл бұрын
lol. if your leaves look like that... stop growing weed k?
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like noodle quite a bit.
@ws4jb
@ws4jb 2 жыл бұрын
Just spoiling stuff in titles now?
@leaflover3497
@leaflover3497 2 жыл бұрын
We saw Dune last night. It was fantastic.
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