I love Matt's cooking, he's like a psychotic wine aunt who lives in a shed.
@_edible_9 ай бұрын
this is the best thing ive ever read
@DefinetlyAHuman9 ай бұрын
Why did I read that in his voice lol
@meias.9 ай бұрын
@@DefinetlyAHumanholy shit me too (also based Baizhu enjoyer)
@DefinetlyAHuman9 ай бұрын
@meias. I read the most random things in his voice. Like, I see a Tumblr post and I'll read it in either Matt's or The Click's voice. ITS A CURSE
@meias.9 ай бұрын
@@DefinetlyAHuman NOT THE CLICK, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. My condolences, my dude
@atlantic859 ай бұрын
Matt could’ve just used stock sound effects, but he went right for it and made the sounds himself. What a legend.
@gothic_skittle9 ай бұрын
yes and i love when he said 'im 33 years old' at the end xDDD
@redmist66309 ай бұрын
this dude would climb a damn mountain for a reddit post. lets see your ai do that awful text to speech channels
@spxc3y_n0rikØ9 ай бұрын
888th like ❤
@transsexual_computer_faery9 ай бұрын
it's called foley
@Cecilpedia8 ай бұрын
I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.
@pinetoken88248 ай бұрын
The higher ups in Google will have fun reading your search history
@Aglassofwater678 ай бұрын
as a huge miku fan i quickly went from "YOO HATSUNE MIKU" to "OH DEAR GOD" reading your comment lmao
@TheOne_68 ай бұрын
yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'
@The_og_moonwalker8 ай бұрын
Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again
@Aglassofwater678 ай бұрын
@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.
@raphaeldagamer9 ай бұрын
The amount of laughter that "is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?" was able to siphon from me was irrational.
@candacevw9 ай бұрын
eis buff eis zhigguly are you zhokzter
@alexhollinghurst39459 ай бұрын
I haven't stopped laughing in about 10 minutes, I'm crying and my throat and cheeks hurt 😂
@shinymainespoon9 ай бұрын
9:27 It is SO stupid and I love it so much
@jonac04268 ай бұрын
are you jokster?
@ImagineDroplet8 ай бұрын
I swear I recognize it from somewhere, like that was a thing going around the internet a few years ago. equally funny now as it was then
@Cheerybelle3 ай бұрын
"Emergency Frog Situation" and "Eugene! Not Again!" are such perfect memes. Don't let your dreamemes be medreamemēs. Make your dreamēmemēs come true.
@windupdamalas15 күн бұрын
what does this mean
@Cheerybelle15 күн бұрын
@@windupdamalas Yes.
@wintershock9 ай бұрын
I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.
@Scypek9 ай бұрын
Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.
@highdark79199 ай бұрын
@wintershock based on this comment I was kept wondering, do you design houses for a living by chance?
@yunaaeris75239 ай бұрын
Sounds like some kind of Sims build challenge.
@wintershock9 ай бұрын
@@highdark7919 yes
@DingusMcBride9 ай бұрын
That genuinely sounds like it could be quite stressful
@alex-fs9yt9 ай бұрын
"make the opaque deer clear" seems like a spell that subscribers to this channel will now chant ominously whenever the opportunity arises
@clairet56369 ай бұрын
Watching "Leave the World Behind"
@st0ny2429 ай бұрын
This sentence is so funny for some reason. It's been stuck in my head for 20 minutes now
@Womp_Womp3079 ай бұрын
Make the opaque deer clear
@sudesh.khatri9 ай бұрын
Make the opaque deer clear
@bbloveseevees89849 ай бұрын
Make the opaque deer clear
@imjustsomebunny9 ай бұрын
I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.
@justinambru85299 ай бұрын
Sounds awesome tome.
@BearsChannel699 ай бұрын
LMAOO 💀
@alicebthegachaweirdo83789 ай бұрын
As an atheist, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
@janTesika9 ай бұрын
@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 as a hellenist, I agree.
@AQueerLoner9 ай бұрын
As a satanist, this is so fricking funny @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
@CerealouslyАй бұрын
Had a dream that the reason the Mona Lisa is slightly yellow is because it’s tradition to dip it in cheese every 30 years, then I got nuked because apparently it was confidential information
@terrotorotbart8319Күн бұрын
shhh that's confidential information
@ParadoxPython9 ай бұрын
I think it's pretty indicative of present day humor that dream-made memes are virtually indistinguishable from real ones.
@plugshirt17629 ай бұрын
Unironically these dream memes are funnier than real ones lol
@catsinwonderland74739 ай бұрын
Virtually indistinguishable. Is that a pun?
@slimyboixd9 ай бұрын
Especially Eugene
@pe9ch3d9 ай бұрын
@@slimyboixdi wish that one were real
@Kyle1st1009 ай бұрын
@@slimyboixdEugene fans rise up 🗣️🗣️💯🔥
@brickie98169 ай бұрын
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" unironically sounds like a very good message for all humans
@gdclemo9 ай бұрын
I think I have that death metal album somewhere.
@LukeFitzgerald-bh1zt9 ай бұрын
goes hard ngl
@The_REAL_Mannequin9 ай бұрын
My writer brain is becoming inspired and coming up with a bunch of story ideas
@eleanorprice23499 ай бұрын
It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."
@TrueBruceTube9 ай бұрын
*youy're
@shooby94962 ай бұрын
The fact that I would be compelled to click "Evil Spotify" in an instant is probably symbolic of how quickly I would fall victim to cursed or otherworldly things.
@Alfy-kl5vr6 ай бұрын
Evil Spotify has you pay for ads, but the ads are so funny that it's worth paying for
@spectru20214 ай бұрын
This needs to be real
@takenshota5464 ай бұрын
No, the horrendous, dare i say, MONSTROUS spotify has NO ADS, and it has QUALITY MUSIC when you hit the SHUFFLE BUTTON
@MintTheProtogen4 ай бұрын
@@takenshota546Oh dear god. That means that all the shit music is the music you select.
@spectru20214 ай бұрын
@@takenshota546 Wait,what!? Tgis is outrageous...quality music when shuffling a song?!
@HalalRyan_stayingondeen4 ай бұрын
What if it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Spotify and played only love songs and the ads were just constant moaning
@AnReisNOTASIGMA77779 ай бұрын
I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it
@heinrich.hitzinger9 ай бұрын
The child: 👁👄👁
@MisterJohnDoe9 ай бұрын
Probably somewhere on a distant alien planet studying humans.
@official-obama9 ай бұрын
hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.
@bearantarctic58439 ай бұрын
Pucci Minion 💀
@legitusername-zl7to9 ай бұрын
Kid named paint:
@VacantKey9 ай бұрын
In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.
@mekova54989 ай бұрын
Build it in sims fr
@VacantKey9 ай бұрын
@@mekova5498 honestly i think i might
@leoncaples29479 ай бұрын
Dude. You have architecture in your future.
@TheScholarOfLemons9 ай бұрын
describe
@Sparklyfrog._.9 ай бұрын
please work in architecture
@GayBowser13 ай бұрын
I had a dream I was climbing into a limo and inside markiplier was pole-dancing while fish-people were throwing screws at him. I had no clue where the limo took me, but all I know is a giant worm with googly eyes emerged from the ground, said “oh deary me, you’re still alive. I’m very sorry, but I am hungry” and proceeded to devour me whole.
@St4rry29 күн бұрын
😰
@Skull_the_skellyton22 күн бұрын
Ok but visualizing that worm was funny
@Questionablyexistant012 күн бұрын
Vore
@liammiller14729 ай бұрын
I am impressed with everyone’s abilities to turn these into real images
@mariellaacardoso9 ай бұрын
same?? i couldn't recreate an image from a dream if i tried
@TZDkrystal9 ай бұрын
@@mariellaacardosoI dreamt fortnite and among us had a collab with minecraft
@LiamDoesStuff229 ай бұрын
@@TZDkrystal jesus christ what is this comment
@TZDkrystal9 ай бұрын
@@LiamDoesStuff22 I thought we were saying our memes made up in dreams
@LiamDoesStuff229 ай бұрын
@@TZDkrystal ik but that is a rly weird dream
@abl8929 ай бұрын
My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife. When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".
@PippinFisherreed9 ай бұрын
Well, was he?
@abl8929 ай бұрын
@@PippinFisherreed Haha no. But he was really disappointed.
@Noblesse_Sapphire9 ай бұрын
Oh, thank God he wasn't a drill :O
@user-me6td1up1m9 ай бұрын
If it was that funny when he heard it in the dream, the person telling it to him must have really nailed the punchline… :P
@HungryWarden9 ай бұрын
@@user-me6td1up1myeah, it must’ve been a real stomach pounder!
@YourWaywardDestiny9 ай бұрын
One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.
@WilliamTheMuddy9 ай бұрын
That literally sounds like something Mark would say.
@govnopochta699 ай бұрын
gold
@maddieb.42829 ай бұрын
I can literally visualize him doing this, you nailed his personality fr
@catbatrat17609 ай бұрын
This sounds familiar, I swear. Did you maybe tell this story somewhere else, too?
@YourWaywardDestiny9 ай бұрын
@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.
@juels_tophat_shenanigans3 ай бұрын
Me: is it Your or You're? Frog: *Y O U Y ' R E*
@ChaffyExpertАй бұрын
Emergency frog situation!
@RoseWitchMapleАй бұрын
Your're
@SERGEANTJACKSONAUTTPАй бұрын
@@RoseWitchMaple yro'ue
@KuzaiRain9 ай бұрын
I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.
@V0IDWARE9 ай бұрын
Out of laughter or what
@Illhavesnakes9 ай бұрын
Sounds about right, hope to see you on Guest Grumps one of these days
@caden48589 ай бұрын
😭😭WHAT??
@SurmenianSoldier9 ай бұрын
game grumps shit fetish video
@Amara873879 ай бұрын
@@bbbeanmanI’m in the same boat
@WilliamTheMuddy9 ай бұрын
I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.
@kristinglab9 ай бұрын
i wanna ride that
@floweyseed9 ай бұрын
That sounds hella cool, omg.
@catbatrat17609 ай бұрын
I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.
@nobody18079 ай бұрын
Somebody needs to make this
@ghostlyyyyyy9 ай бұрын
Holy shit that sounds amazing
@DrDodo1174 ай бұрын
Ever since my encounter a few months ago my dreams have been really fuckin weird, I had one recently where basically everyone I knew stood in a circle and screamed “your the best sigma” at me over and over, shit was terrifying
@dregen35864 ай бұрын
Hey sigma, you’re finally awake
@Legend-nb5xl3 ай бұрын
your the best sigma
@skeletalkilljoy3 ай бұрын
*YOU'RE THE BEST SIGMA.*
@squirreldude-o7fАй бұрын
@@skeletalkilljoy*Youy're
@commercialairliner6 ай бұрын
"Snakes have no need for legs, Hector" is an unironically fire quote
@miuki27215 ай бұрын
In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.
@Kaydee_Y1pp335 ай бұрын
What about that dream about the Mario kart track that took 3 days to complete?
@nessstarries62044 ай бұрын
@@Kaydee_Y1pp33You're going to have so much sex
@rianmela38253 ай бұрын
@@miuki2721what if the genetic ancestors of snakes were just the snakes before being punished
@miuki27213 ай бұрын
@@rianmela3825 Some snakes, such as the boa have vestigial hindlegs as insight
@galghoul30427 ай бұрын
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is legitimately frightening.
@IHateEverybodyEqually7 ай бұрын
As someone who used to have a humongous fear of spiders, It's terrifying.
@lolliii54777 ай бұрын
me, a game player: *dreams of me tearing the god apart*
@vandalianproductions7 ай бұрын
@@IHateEverybodyEquallyI read that as homogeneous.
@number-146 ай бұрын
Spiders as is could solo humanity in theory, there's soo many of them. We don't even need to exploit allergies
@fatstupid90706 ай бұрын
Im gonna put it on a t-shirt
@asteroidrules7 ай бұрын
I had a dream that Alaska had passed a law stating that a building could not be haunted by more than 114 ghosts at a time.
@roxanneconner71856 ай бұрын
I love this
@thesadisticskitty76655 ай бұрын
It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.
@HaloInverse5 ай бұрын
There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them. ...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.
@pandalenz65344 ай бұрын
That sounds like something in New Orleans.
@nicholaslienandjaja18154 ай бұрын
Otherwise the Ghostbusters will break into the building.
@magolor27062 ай бұрын
Once I was having just a completely unrelated dream, but seemingly just before I stopped dreaming to wake up I dreamed that some random person was in a street, pointing and yelling "OH MY GOD IT'S NICHOLAS RIBCAGE!" And then nicholas cage walked into frame to say "The one and bonely!" I fear my own mind sometimes
@ulpurt76129 ай бұрын
He can cook, gaslight us about deer being opaque, and read gibberish. Matt needs a raise.
@farewelltimetofly9 ай бұрын
Most deer are, in fact, opaque
@calcutt49 ай бұрын
and with alcohol too!
@Notanothercrayon9 ай бұрын
And fart into a mic
@Slytherin_1019 ай бұрын
He needs a BIG raise my man.
@Captain_Maeve9 ай бұрын
That wasn't cooking it was edging food poisoning
@powerplay94229 ай бұрын
Matt, never stop doing it for the content. Even if it means shitting yourself to make a soundbite.
@thelarryman4829 ай бұрын
"Alright lads, here we go. *sound of matt dumping it in his own pantaloons* Oh crap, that's big. SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII"
@flamingpaxtsc9 ай бұрын
@@thelarryman482skullemojiiii
@KelsieJG__they-them9 ай бұрын
Sharting* 😂
@FatFerret5119 ай бұрын
As a wise human being once said, “do it for the vine”
@thebigtomato05979 ай бұрын
@@FatFerret511 ancient knowledge
@darienb11275 ай бұрын
I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.
@Wyrm34 ай бұрын
TRYING to?
@rotomfan634 ай бұрын
That b plot sounds some skit they'd end up in
@darienb11274 ай бұрын
@@rotomfan63 It's even funnier when contrasted to that A plot was something VERY horny. I don't remember what it was exactly though.
@mandohunter85093 ай бұрын
@@darienb1127can you give us done minor details about plan A?
@mrbones93323 ай бұрын
down ABYSMAL
@SoggyOpossum4 ай бұрын
"Eugene! Not again!" Goes so hard though
@katburnham93612 ай бұрын
tbh i want more of that lol
@joemommaoramma70909 ай бұрын
I respect how matt is actually adding a bit of depth to his stuff. He should do a "following the internets WORST recipies" video.
@TheGhostFart9 ай бұрын
aunt myrna's party cheese salad
@AlexPBenton9 ай бұрын
There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right
@noahrussell20439 ай бұрын
Matt Rose vs Kay’s Cooking
@absentcoder45529 ай бұрын
That’d just be Matt Rose doing a HowToBasic
@JustMeAri9 ай бұрын
That would be awesome
@zombiegordonf93209 ай бұрын
I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.
@Weeping_W1ll0w9 ай бұрын
IM SCREAMING WHAT
@zombiegordonf93209 ай бұрын
@@Weeping_W1ll0w would you be surprised if I said that that dream was one of my most normal ones I had
@RedGenesectNinja9 ай бұрын
“Sleep paralysis, the void, nightmares. You want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!”
@martianscienceenthusiast9 ай бұрын
Biker from hotline miami visited you in a dream.
@PhoenixT709 ай бұрын
“Morshu… was t posing in a black void” sent me.
@CaptainAOrange9 ай бұрын
I love how the time travel interface has a determinism toggle, as if you can just decide if the universe is deterministic or not.
@aedenoleary9 ай бұрын
What does that mean. Is it Happened time travel/Happening time travel?
@milo7139 ай бұрын
@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined
@CaptainAOrange9 ай бұрын
@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't
@CaptainAOrange9 ай бұрын
@@milo713 youtube hid your reply when I made mine, nice explanation
@goldend7919 ай бұрын
You only ever make a real choice when you turn that switch on. You were always going to turn off the determinism since it's deterministic.
@ZoeyPruett15 күн бұрын
“YOUR HATRED WILL BIRTH A GOD OF SPIDERS” is the most Metal thing I’ve heard all day and I kinda like it!
@Cryodrakon29 ай бұрын
"Snakes have no need for legs hector" is fire though
@emilysmith29656 ай бұрын
Coulda been in the show honestly
@Cryodrakon26 ай бұрын
@@emilysmith2965 yeah.
@jasperjazzie9 ай бұрын
i wish "emergency frog situation" was a real thing, because every situation feels like an emergency frog situation.
@pengiunanimatorguy7 ай бұрын
Your wish is granted
@lolliii547726 күн бұрын
btw it fucking *IS* before it's cool.
@MichaelAutism10 күн бұрын
This comment is an emergency frog situation
@retr0color9 ай бұрын
what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did
@MrFourchords9 ай бұрын
YES
@oddcrafter12709 ай бұрын
Eugene the isopod memes are my new favorite thing XD
@stopwatchstudios96229 ай бұрын
My brother in Christ she stabbed you
@mimicmey9 ай бұрын
Also the r/comics top post one, that got a good laugh outta me
@sluggastar29 ай бұрын
Be the change you wish to see in the world
@jakneez3 ай бұрын
Pedro S. is becoming a part of the lore of my first mascot horror game.
@granautismo699 ай бұрын
Matt, as Brits, we should actually start calling meat feast pizza specifically Bimmy, in order to further confuse the Americans.
@JessicaLovesFoxes9 ай бұрын
As an American fan of Matt Rose's videos who can join the silliness, I see this as an absolute win
@sythrus9 ай бұрын
As a Canadian who is always caught in between these silly conflicts _I'm in_
@onopitea9 ай бұрын
As an American Matt Rose fan, I too will be joining in. not again eugene !!
@MehganRobinson9 ай бұрын
As another American fan of Matts chaotic and funny videos, *I would be glad to participate in this.*
@dunkleosteusterrelli9 ай бұрын
as an another American I also love me some bimmy
@Rookvaleriannocturne9 ай бұрын
My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.
@aynDRAWS9 ай бұрын
Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"
@Alizudo9 ай бұрын
@@aynDRAWS I honestly wouldn't complain about that myself, because I'd essentially live an entire extra day for free.
@Carltonhenrikk9 ай бұрын
I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now... My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.
@turingtestingmypatience9 ай бұрын
couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"
@Chrysalis2089 ай бұрын
You must've been extremely confused the next morning when you clearly recall yourself doing the dishes.
@0_dearghealach_0839 ай бұрын
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line. Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.
@Master_Sword_From_BOTW9 ай бұрын
*Youy’re
@IsabellaDrake-n4g9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Lolth
@erronblack3089 ай бұрын
Zath
@abyssalnightmare5518 ай бұрын
This is literally the plot of The Magnus Archives
@shadowdroid7768 ай бұрын
@@IsabellaDrake-n4gThe church of Lolth approves this message
@Shifsabre8 ай бұрын
I can't believe you actually combined a quesadilla, taco, and bimmy into one bite
@howdoipickaname98157 ай бұрын
The bimmy really carries the whole combination
@BinglesP7 ай бұрын
Better than having pineapple on bimmy for some ig
@IHateEverybodyEqually7 ай бұрын
I'm totally lost, why are you calling pizza that- am I dumb or something😭
@IHateEverybodyEqually7 ай бұрын
Apparently I didn't finish the rest of the video, I understand now.
@Idontknowwhattocallmyself6 ай бұрын
before I finished the video I just thought that must be a british word 💀
@cantbejawsome9 ай бұрын
My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous. Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over. She was pretty distressed when she woke up.
@lazy_bt9 ай бұрын
id say pour one out for comedy hotdog but i think its too soon ✊😔
@Pretzel_God9 ай бұрын
MURDERER@@lazy_bt
@Adriethyl8 ай бұрын
Seems like a ground-hog situation
@Kirbun9 ай бұрын
I didn't expect Matt to spend (likely) half an hour or so cooking food solely because a Redittor had a dream. Never change, Matt.
@BacontheDarkSaviour3083 ай бұрын
Talk about dedication. How many other people would actually create a genuine fart for a video?
@MemoryOfGravy9 ай бұрын
I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.
@princesswaspp9 ай бұрын
i want that i love desserts
@JustMeAri9 ай бұрын
Those players would have the craziest diet ever...
@foursix329 ай бұрын
Weirdly cute but extremely fire
@MJ-kx5eh9 ай бұрын
Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept. Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd
@Big-The-Cat9 ай бұрын
So no one ate the deserts
@SakuraFanBoy9 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be a complete cooking with Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism.
@Leonagraphy9 ай бұрын
And flipping both knives and my heart in one go
@50puft9 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be a complete Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism
@viljamtheninja9 ай бұрын
He's not practicing, he's already mastered the art.
@theperiidot9 ай бұрын
@@LeonagraphyIKR
@ChrisScottNI6 ай бұрын
I dreamed that I created a meme that was a 3d modeled man with a cone for a nose saying ''oh dear, i have become YOGURTS''
@MetaBloxer4 ай бұрын
I want to see this now.
@currentchannelname3 ай бұрын
welp time to lazily mash free blender models
@DriestApollo2 ай бұрын
Read this in a Marvin the Martian voice
@rianmela3825Ай бұрын
Burialgoods type shi
@heehee5920Ай бұрын
Human, i remember you’re YOGURTS
@starmanxvi3 ай бұрын
8:19 Never in my life have I seen someone take a bite, much less one that big, out of Mexican food and not have it fall apart in four different dimensions
@KILLER96399 ай бұрын
The amount of effort matt puts into these videos. Some people would just read them and call it a day but what keeps me coming back and craving more is he actually goes the full mile. Just in this video alone he was testing out twitter theories, making his own sound effects and impromptu cooking. Reading posts aloud can always be copied, Personality cannot.
@JandMenterprises9 ай бұрын
See that comment up there? Its mine now sportsy.
@BrickArmyProductions6 ай бұрын
I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.
@Gloomdrake3 ай бұрын
With or without a seal?
@BrickArmyProductions3 ай бұрын
@@Gloomdrake I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with a seal companion if that’s what you’re asking
@Gloomdrake3 ай бұрын
@@BrickArmyProductions no, the kinda seals that you put on things to contain something, like freshness or a dark god
@BrickArmyProductions3 ай бұрын
@@Gloomdrake Oh, no; he has been fully unleashed to his full potential, bound by no seal
@SamanthaWorldOfficial2 ай бұрын
Make the opaque deer clear! 🦌🧽
@kerichallen55549 ай бұрын
Congratulations Matt. Emergency Frog Situation has become a meme all over KZbin.
@FireKingJJBoy9 ай бұрын
It’s because I adjusted my squimble while time traveling
@erronblack3089 ай бұрын
Thought it was sqwimble?
@Pretzel_God9 ай бұрын
You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308
@jakegaming8988 ай бұрын
@@FireKingJJBoy bro set it on 8 next time trust me
@an-average-box8 ай бұрын
@@jakegaming898idk man I set mine to 7 and it was pretty damn good
@OliverSMIC3 ай бұрын
I had this dream a couple of years ago, I don’t remember all of it but I remember I was in a random house watching American Dad and the main character “Stan” getting sprayed in the face with some Cheeto like powder for some reason and weirdly if I laughed I would get flung down the stairs by nothing, I woke up after confused as Eff.
@DanielLeonis9 ай бұрын
I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series. For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room. I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees]. One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos. I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂
@terrotorotbart83199 ай бұрын
This is hilarious
@Big-The-Cat9 ай бұрын
Taco Bell sparittos*
@heinrich.hitzinger9 ай бұрын
The sparrito: 🌯
@AmonGus-r5b9 ай бұрын
she had SPAREittoes haja
@sensifacient9 ай бұрын
I read so many comments but this is the one that got me, lmao
@knightonart88868 ай бұрын
I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.
@homemadecringeycontent63637 ай бұрын
I’m imagining he did it while loudly screaming the lyrics to Iron Man
@yuarentlucky7 ай бұрын
One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.
@memedude83036 ай бұрын
ah shit he's back on drugs again
@residentfacehead34656 ай бұрын
@@homemadecringeycontent6363 HAS HE LOST HIS MIND
@nahbruh4195 ай бұрын
@@yuarentluckythe subconscious can make some weird ass situations
@tigrexkiller15489 ай бұрын
Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...
@heinrich.hitzinger9 ай бұрын
The bucket: 🪣
@MisterJohnDoe9 ай бұрын
Telltale
@ambiguousdrink40679 ай бұрын
Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.
@official-obama9 ай бұрын
@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google
@SamPendentTheThief9 ай бұрын
Ive had so many weird dreams I dont know where to start...
@ky_90302 ай бұрын
I love dream logic so much. Like, oh, I'm on a cruise? And these kids that we talked to because they said they liked my shirt left their backpacks here, at my grandparent's house, on the cruise? Let's put the backpacks in the wagon and go find them at the fair/flee market that is both indoor and outdoor at the same time, I'll stop at the restroom that's just a giant room with random toilets and stall walls placed facing all different directions. Oh, that's weird tho, what a weird bathroom--oh, wait, I'm dreaming? Better focus on not waking up, so I'm going to stare at this unopened bible in front of me because I need to focus on something. I better hurry tho, those kids need their backpacks.
@johntherailfan37547 ай бұрын
I once had a dream, and the only thing I remember is the shitty pickup line "Are you a Victorian-era child? Cuz I want to make you mine"
@Echo_the_half_glitch5 ай бұрын
That's shitty in a funny way though
@Echo_the_half_glitch5 ай бұрын
To me at least
@Echo_the_half_glitch5 ай бұрын
I have a very morbid sense of humor
@currentchannelname3 ай бұрын
@@Echo_the_half_glitch why did you reply 3 times
@Falkuzrules3 ай бұрын
@@currentchannelname It's probably a now-era child...
@FamilyMaske7 ай бұрын
*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_* I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.
@Flesh_Wizard4 ай бұрын
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ❗❗🐸💯🔥🔥🗣️😊
@lexaiuskenjiro58674 ай бұрын
All of above
@techno15619 ай бұрын
That Breaking Bad one with "Snakes have no need for legs" is such a savage line. If that was real, it probably would have blown up like nothing else.
@Fieldess5 ай бұрын
I had a... rather interesting stress dream last night about going to a gaming convention where there was a lot of Undertale themed stuff. I believe I went over to a group of UTY fans, stole a sign one of them was holding and lit it on fire, then proceeded to throw said fire into one of the stalls which resulted in the entire building catching fire. Everyone started freaking out (obviously), but I decided that I wasn't done, climbed on top of the burned stall and started throwing bits of it at people as they ran?? Also, the entire time all of this was happening, I was screaming like Flame Hyenard from MMX7. All in all, quite therapeutic. 10/10 would *BURN TO THE GROUND* again.
@Kiwi198652 ай бұрын
What flowey does when he finds out he's immortal:
@japanpanda21797 ай бұрын
I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."
@MDreamerIsBi6 ай бұрын
There's a COW - loose in a hos-pital!
@fluffly36065 ай бұрын
I now headcanon that the cow belonged to a little kid and it died and they told them it got loose in the hopsital
@milx72105 ай бұрын
@@MDreamerIsBiis that a John Mulaney reference i see?
@Crows_Hoard4 ай бұрын
@@MDreamerIsBi my thoughts exactly
@Fresch_K9 ай бұрын
As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.
@leoncaples29479 ай бұрын
Did you touch the cactus? Free money!
@Fresch_K9 ай бұрын
@@leoncaples2947 I wanted to, but when I fully woke up, he was gone :(
@heinrich.hitzinger9 ай бұрын
The cactus: 🌵
@Mousey101019 ай бұрын
Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"
@Avianeyes9 ай бұрын
@@heinrich.hitzinger Touchy
@realadrieno8 ай бұрын
Memes made in people’s dreams feel like more refined/polished memes that would be made by an AI
@MmmHuggles8 ай бұрын
Theyr're from other multiverses.
@SaffronicSaffron8 ай бұрын
Technically, we are the first AI. In a manner of speaking of course.
@dusanartz26678 ай бұрын
@@SaffronicSaffronwe're not artificial, dummy
@skapaloka2228 ай бұрын
i always thought that ai generated images look like what you see in your head when you think of a thing, generally looking right but having very vague finer details. im pretty sure that this has merit
@dominikrni7 ай бұрын
@@SaffronicSaffronwe aren't artifical intelligence, we are natural stupidity
@__M.C__4 ай бұрын
One time i dremt that the 6th dairy of a wimpy kid book was actually called "Daffeen's Game" and it was a 17 page ship book between Greg heffley and some girl named Daffeen(?) and it was completely cannon. By far the most confusing book ive never read.
@unrandomyouttube9 ай бұрын
the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels
@BetterCallBigShotAutos8 ай бұрын
This could be SUCH a good show
@emilia87068 ай бұрын
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos I'm sure this show could turn anyone into a [Big Shot].
@The_og_moonwalker8 ай бұрын
@@BetterCallBigShotAutoswhy do I keep seeing deltarune and Jojo pfps
@mr_red37 ай бұрын
@@The_og_moonwalkerit’s your sign to become a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!!
@doutle00919 ай бұрын
I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.
@crocokuo9 ай бұрын
okay what that sounds so cool. like she lives as other people to find her way back?
@astralbirthvoid09 ай бұрын
That sounds like a sick movie.
@navc85229 ай бұрын
That sounds fire as hell.
@Jess-du3hc9 ай бұрын
Holy heck . Make it real
@JustMeAri9 ай бұрын
You should write about it
@SquibboQ9 ай бұрын
Eugene is quite devious sometimes
@eothe88029 ай бұрын
Not eugene
@AstroRell9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment right here
@Antifearn9 ай бұрын
I can still recall the times he shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sank the Titanic, and made the Stock Market crash. What a little rascal!
@JColeGlazer7549 ай бұрын
Classic Eugene am I right guys!
@hellomax95119 ай бұрын
@@Antifearnand sparked the polio outbreak
@snakegirl62892 ай бұрын
This video has caused my little brother to remind me to adjust my sqwimble every day
@smashed.craniums7 ай бұрын
I have this reoccurring dream where a news reporter says “well although our news it delicious, let’s take an ad break.” ~jazz music~ “DONT FORGET TO PEE” than it fades and I wake up in a puddle of piss 💀
@ct_tropical14517 ай бұрын
Maybe try peeing before you sleep?
@0_dearghealach_0836 ай бұрын
You may want to see a doctor if you keep peeing in your sleep.
@dennraeh6 ай бұрын
😰
@marir.s36206 ай бұрын
as a comment said, pee before you sleep, you can't sleep a full bladder away
@smashed.craniums5 ай бұрын
T-thank you
@decepticonleaderstarscream65519 ай бұрын
I love Matt didn't just open the bag of cheese, he straight up executed it like an assassin.
@shenronsuper9 ай бұрын
ofc starscream would bro💀💀
@TwilightNecromancer9 ай бұрын
I had this really weird dream once that legitimately woke me up because of how funny it was. I was on a boat, and it was calm, peaceful. Then these two animals came up to me, lazily swimming around. One had the face of Hugh Jackman and the other the face of Hugh Laurie. They were manatees. After swimming around me a bit, one lazily flipped onto its back as it swam near me, said, "Oh, the hughmanitee", in a slow and lazy, semi-mournful tone, and then they both swam off. I legitimately scared my relatives who were nearby because I woke up actually cackling. I made a meme of it later where I sloppily put their faces on the bodies of manatees and just put "Oh, the" at the top. XD EDIT: Apparently A THOUSAND OF YOU like the meme. Lmao
@CorCake-COBS9 ай бұрын
what the
@Hjw5119 ай бұрын
what kind of cerebral input is even capable of creating something like that
@TwilightNecromancer9 ай бұрын
I don't know but it was my favourite dream ever.@@Hjw511
@mushroomsupremacy20919 ай бұрын
i don't care if you made this up or not; this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. I sincerely hope your cerebral input continues to churn out masterpieces like this for a long time lmfao
@TwilightNecromancer9 ай бұрын
I would be less worried about my thought processes if I were making it up but it was legitimately the funniest thing I've ever dreamed and I still wish I could dream more like it, but never have.@@mushroomsupremacy2091
@jbizz802 ай бұрын
For some reason, technology doesn't exist in my dreams. I've never seen a computer, smartphone, or a TV in a dream.
@heehee5920Ай бұрын
Mine do
@pocketinfinity67336 ай бұрын
"Snakes have no need for legs Hector" goes so hard, Fring would so say that
@Wolfie545457 ай бұрын
“Mr. Beast Beyond Air” was probably the brain trying to find a card stronger than Mr. Beast Air and was like, “uhhh, BEYOND AIR.”
@TheCleverArachnid9 ай бұрын
Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.
@calibricalypso9 ай бұрын
I'm wheezing the stupidest little laugh at this one 🤭
@V0IDWARE9 ай бұрын
What else happened?
@TheCleverArachnid9 ай бұрын
@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit." then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."
@randomlightstand9 ай бұрын
You had a Lucid Dream
@TheCleverArachnid9 ай бұрын
@randomlightstand I've been practicing and this was the first time it went this well ^u^
@alicebthegachaweirdo83783 ай бұрын
I once had a dream where I was asking my mother to drive me to a fast food restaurant because I wanted French fries. (This said fast food restaurant was fictional by the way, but on the other side of the road there was a McDonald’s). So she drove me there and I went inside the restaurant. There was just one person working there and he somehow knew my name and what I wanted to order. Then my mother also entered the restaurant and also ordered some food. When we sat down at a table and we were about to eat, I realised I had forgotten my phone in the car (for whatever reason we didn’t have to pay for the food), which made me upset because I wanted to take a picture of this mysterious pink drink I got.
@mutantsandmemes9 ай бұрын
Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??
@Big-The-Cat9 ай бұрын
Cool as fuck dream
@DreamtaleEnjoyer9 ай бұрын
Bro your brain was testing your fear of death but it doesn't know what death is like, so when you didn't wake up from fear it had to improvise lol
@AltKaxREAL9 ай бұрын
gonna sound like a crappy weeb right now but this genuinely sounds like a plot to some absurd af Isekai story
@gang-ridertv54339 ай бұрын
That's an awesome dream!
@vuxl9 ай бұрын
@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL
@xdkristof7 ай бұрын
I once had a dream of a poorly looped GIF that showed me running for my life on an olympic ractrack, except only my legs were shown. There was a Minecraft distance counter on the right, except it never went above 4682, and when it reached that, it went back to 2671. The dream went on for what felt like 2-3 hours.
@mgthestrange90987 ай бұрын
I Had one where I was in my old job in a supermarket bakery and a T rex was wreaking havoc. Everyone was rushing into the back of the shop to get away from it.
@tristramnelson22507 ай бұрын
I didn't know dreams supported gifs. cool!
@deepseasnailfish7 ай бұрын
@@tristramnelson2250they added it in the new update
@fedetv18445 ай бұрын
That seems to be a totally legittimate way to learn how to be patient!
@xdkristof5 ай бұрын
@@fedetv1844 honestly, yes.
@star.jelly_006 ай бұрын
i had a weird daydream where a meme was “bro was breathing sarcastically” and it was some dude sitting on a bench at night
@fineless2 ай бұрын
Seen that meme.
@star.jelly_002 ай бұрын
@@fineless it’s a real thing???
@BroWasBreathingSarcasticallyАй бұрын
@@star.jelly_00boo
@rianmela3825Ай бұрын
@@star.jelly_00he never answered 😢
@dubstepbee6892Ай бұрын
You are now..... SARCASTICALLY BREATHING
@sarij39502 ай бұрын
That cooking segment in the middle of this video is too wholesome for words.
@BinglesP9 ай бұрын
11:21 Pizza being called "Bimmy" isn't too farfetched actually, considering we Gen Z have started calling hot dogs "Glizzies" for a couple years now
@thenoisytown8 ай бұрын
that really makes me wonder where “glizzy” even came from
@BinglesP8 ай бұрын
@@thenoisytown I'm just wondering why most of the time I come across the term, it's on a video about LEGO. Seriously, I feel like part of why that specific, odd term is persisting so well years after it started _because_ of how often LEGO content creators use it.
@thenoisytown8 ай бұрын
@@BinglesP LEGO creators carrying the term is incredibly funny
@TheOne_68 ай бұрын
i love the new pepperoni bimmy (60)
@orangetheorange8 ай бұрын
That's it, ima go order a Bimmy.
@LordCrate-du8zm9 ай бұрын
I once made a meme in my dream. It was that photo of Confucius with the text “You cannot spell ‘shift’ without ‘shitf’”. It was supposed to be a commentary on people shitting during office hours instead of on their break so they could cheat their way into less work.
@equilibrum9999 ай бұрын
我忘记若今,当孔夫子曰:‘不可说‘失夫特'无'失特夫'。’ 回在旧日。
@LordCrate-du8zm8 ай бұрын
True wisdom right there, man@@equilibrum999
@LordCrate-du8zm6 ай бұрын
@@equilibrum999 Well spoken
@haileyfandroidfan11646 ай бұрын
The "EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!!" sounds like it was recorded inside of a toilet and i love it
@NortherrorZaGodАй бұрын
I like how Matt, while cooking, is essentially a more deranged but less rude Gordon Ramsey
@Glegh9 ай бұрын
"10 bowls of mac & cheese that look just like Ryan Gosling" is the greatest thing buzzfeed could ever post
@acebbby9 ай бұрын
I had a dream awhile ago that I was part of a superhero group but my power was just spawning grenades in my hands with the pins pulled. I had no control over when or where the grenades would spawn so mostly the group spent their time making sure I didn’t blow everything up and they called me Grenade Hands. Luckily I was immune to grenade explosions but everyone else was at risk of blowing up at all times. I woke myself up laughing about how ridiculous it was
@magnatcleo20439 ай бұрын
Reminds me of an idea I had for a series about a team of superheroes that all have really lame or oddly specific powers, and they were called the D-List. Most of their initial problems came from having having terrible reputations because of their powers, and one of their members being a borderline supervillain.
@stingray-5379 ай бұрын
I had this weird dream where Sonic The Hedgehog was spilling "milk" (in quotations because it's not Common milk. It's the white liquid most humans eject but I won't say the name for safety reasons) out of himself like a jet and the "milk" accidentally hit my face and I accidentally swallowed It. I woke up and Said "WTF" before I started Questioning my existence
@darthvadercar9 ай бұрын
What @@stingray-537
@Joselimineitor9 ай бұрын
That sounds like a good candidate for the Omeglers
@redcr33perproductions9 ай бұрын
That needs to be a film
@unlikelygamer9 ай бұрын
A few weeks ago I had a somewhat terrifying dream. I dreamt that there was this professor guy who was well known and liked by everyone in the community. Even I admired him. Then one day I was in the parking lot at my work and he drove up, got out of the car and went inside. Then a man came up to me who I think was one of his colleagues. He said "hey, I've got a surprise for the professor. Help me surprise him." And he told me to open his car and put this big white paper bag in the back seat. For some reason I just went along with it and did what he said. Then he gave me a small remote control with a red button and told me to stand back behind a tree and when the professor gets in the car, push the button to surprise him. I said "ok" so I did it. When the professor got back in his car, I pushed the button, and it exploded. He died instantly. I was horrified. However, no one found out that I had anything to do with it. I was afraid to tell the police about the man because I didn't want to get in trouble myself. Meanwhile the whole community was mourning the death of the professor. My coworker was apparently one of his students and she was extremely upset. Meanwhile I was so distraught I was almost throwing up. I was praying to God asking to go back in time and get a chance to redo it. My coworker talked to me and she was like "why? Why did this have to happen? Who would do this?" And I was just like "mm-hmm" feeling terrible about it. The last thing I said was "Please, I just wanna wake up tomorrow and have this all have just been a bad dream!" And then I woke up. I was like... huh, I guess my wish was granted. Although that's not quite what I meant. I still didn't get a chance to redo it and not kill the professor. Not the strangest dream I've had in concept, but this one stuck out to me because it all just felt so real. It felt like I got temporarily transported to another universe and given some sort of test, and I failed.
@kaleenar9639 ай бұрын
I had a dream similar to this. I was playing a VR game where I had a quest to assassinate an NPC Skyrim style (although the game looked more like Breath of the Wild) but I accidentally killed a ‘real’ person while doing it because of how attacking in VR worked. The scary thing is though when I took off my VR goggles and realized what I had done, I had absolutely no reaction. I quietly packed up the body, hid it in a nearby closet (I was at my high-school for some reason), cleaned up all the blood with a spare rag, washed my hands, and left without saying a word. I wasn’t able to get that far by the time someone found the body, but when the police came to question me I lied as naturally as I breathed. They immediately disregarded me since I had a completely solid alibi. I continued to gain distance from the crime scene as unsuspiciously as possible until I eventually woke up. I was quite disturbed for the rest of the day, and I still think about that dream sometimes. Could I really do that?
@Alicia-zf3nq9 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the anxiety dream I once had where I accidentally agreed to start working for the Germans that had invaded my country in WW2 because I was too shy to say no. It's been 10 years and to this day I'm still scared I'll accidentally sign up to work for some bad guys
@petermmm429 ай бұрын
That's terrifying...
@michimatsch58629 ай бұрын
@@kaleenar963 I had a crime dream as well but I stole a truck. Was on a chase and used a forest trail I knew to loose the police temporarily, parked it in a forest path, and then called the police saying I had found the truck abandoned but I mentioned that I had checked inside since I was afraid someone might be inside and hurt or unconscious so I could help them (to explain why my fingerprints where inside). After talking with the police I walked off and berated myself for not wearing gloves. I spent the next days in the dream thinking I was gonna get busted any moment but it never happened but it kept stressing me out so much that in my dream I resolved to never steal trucks again. I have no idea what this entire dream was about. I don't think I'd even be capable of properly driving a truck?
@el-nathan9 ай бұрын
before clicking read more I instantly thought "yeah, that's a bomb"
@PolishPetronaPolskiPetrona3 ай бұрын
I had a dream that the man, the legend himself, Matt Rose jumped out of a Happy Meal box and then started saying “SKULLEMOJI” to the tune of the Nokia 3310 ringtone. He was also talking very fast in Albanian.
@lillyrose90848 ай бұрын
I had a dream that when you didn’t want to go to school you would yell “DECLINE” and everyone would burst out laughing It made sense in the dream-
@heinrich.hitzinger7 ай бұрын
Did everyone 'decline' at some point in that universe? 🤔😂
@japanpanda21797 ай бұрын
How would people laugh though if you're not at school because you didn't want to go?
@DarkStarCoreX7 ай бұрын
I wonder what would actually happen if you did that in real life I'll tell you what, I'll find out.
@nationalnightlynews85537 ай бұрын
your parents are gonna decline your rights
@lillyrose90846 ай бұрын
@@DarkStarCoreXhow did it go-
@MCFawful9 ай бұрын
One of the most interesting dreams I've had is that my grandpa told me that _he_ was D.B. Cooper. However, upon further questioning, he said that two people did the job.
@justinambru85299 ай бұрын
Well did you bother to ask him irl?
@DoctorBones19 ай бұрын
Well i would def look further into that, doesnt sound like something your old man would decide to act up one day
@TheTrueXaver9 ай бұрын
that happened. you got hit by the neuralizer and it resurfaced in a dream
@echognomecal67429 ай бұрын
D.B. = code for "double" ie, 2 people. I KNEW it.
@shatteredprism9 ай бұрын
I had a dream once where Walmart was selling superglue to parents to glue their kids to them so there wouldn't be random kids all over the store. My mother (not great) superglued me to her back and proceeded to walk around Walmart with me screaming that I hated my life due to Walmart's superglue. Edit: My back was glued to her back. I felt like a turtle, but horrible.
@AiluroFelinus9 ай бұрын
In my Walmart dream there was a hurricane called Hurricane Walmart and it destroyed everything except the Walmart I was in but everything was soaked and I couldn't find any waterproof clothes so I was upset even though there was a hurricane going on
@Brass3199 ай бұрын
the only time I've ever been to walmart in a dream, the semi-outdoors gardening section (y'know, like home depot?) was completely derelict with no plants whatsoever and when I asked the nearest employee why they just asked asked "did you inhale the mist" and I was just like "dang, you're right" and the entire rest of the dream was a normal walmart shopping trip. The mist never came up again. When I eventually returned to the door that led into the gardening section, it led straight to a parking garage. I left without questioning it once. It's a weird reoccurring theme in my dreams that the entrance/exit to any given place is a parking garage directly connected to the building. I don't even think I've seen such a thing in real life.
@AiluroFelinus9 ай бұрын
@@Brass319 Did you inhale the mist?
@V0IDWARE9 ай бұрын
@@AiluroFelinusdang, you're right.
@catbatrat17609 ай бұрын
@@Brass319 For some reason, the "did you inhale the mist" thing sounds genuinely intriguing to me. Could be a concept in a game or something, idk.
@aboi61454 ай бұрын
For two days in a row, I’ve had these dreams that the world was going to plunge into nuclear war. One dream showed me, my family, and a bunch of other people that weirdly looked familiar watching live podcasts giving updates about the war. The other dream had my apartment struck by a ballistic missile, and my family had to evacuate.
@IKR.Juicer6 ай бұрын
I had a dream where me and my buddies were food critics, and we got chased by a bear into a McDonald's. Turns out the manager was Colonel Sanders, and we ordered all the food on earth. One of my friend's sacrificed his life eating all the food, so Sanders ended up quitting.
@thevanillafeziant3 ай бұрын
Sorry but just the idea that McDonalds clones Colonel Sanders to make him the manager of a single franchising location is really funny to me. Like they could make him their new mascot to try to out compete kfc but don’t, just make him a manager at a random location.
@playdoughmaster8089 ай бұрын
One time I dreamed of the Bulgarian Toilet Crisis, which also had a documentary and a Wikipedia page, a toilet shortage in Bulgaria around the 1970s (I think) people who owned toilet businesses struggled making a living, the documentary had an interview with one of these people. A failed attempt at resolving the crisis was called the Toilet Drop where 20,000 toilets were built throughout like three or four major cities
@stardewofpyrrhia43819 ай бұрын
lol that’s wack. Did you have to go to the bathroom?
@heinrich.hitzinger9 ай бұрын
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@skaridka.withSunglasses9 ай бұрын
As a bulgarian I wouldn't be surprised if that actually happens 💀
@slakmansauce33909 ай бұрын
I once dreamt that our dimension merged with another dimension, named the Alternative dimension. This dimension was very similar to ours but with some differences (mainly in pop culture) So the dream was narrated by a podcast host-esque voice and shifted 3rd person perspectives, for example you could see Alternative dimension Stephen Hillenburg in the late 90s being devastated at the fact Spongebob was not greenlit by Nickelodeon and AMC execs being doubtful of "Hal from Malcolm in the Middle playing a drug dealer" (Breaking Bad also got rejected in the Alternative dimension) In the Alternative dimension Netflix either didn't exist as a streaming service or didn't exist in the first place (it wasn't said in the dream) so Alternative Blockbuster was a large factor in the film industry and was breaching out internationally. The manager of the last Blockbuster got an email,due to a dimension glitch, from the CEO of the operations in Sudan. When the manager of the last Blockbuster met the Alternative Blockbuster CEO he said he hadn't even heard of Netflix. For some reason William Henry Harrison had come back from the dead and been re-elected president in the Alternative dimension US. When the dimensions merged William Henry Harrison was angry at Joe Biden for taking his job. In the Alternative dimension, some celebrities who were dead in our dimension were alive, so they came here during the merge. Alex Trebek, who had still been Jeopardy host in the Alternative dimension, was forced into retirement after the merge because Ken and Mayim had replaced him. Alternative Disney CEO decided not to buy any company Disney owns in our dimension because most of the things our Disney owns does not fit their branding. So for a little background, MatPat ran a poll in 2014 to ask fans what theory they wanted for October, Slender: The Eight Pages (I forgot what Slenderman game it was) or FNAF. So obviously in this dimension FNAF won, but in the Alternative dimension Slenderman won and it turned out to have the most confusing lore out of any game in existence, so MatPat had been making videos on it ever since. George Carlin arrived in our dimension, found out he was dead here, then went on a comedy tour making fun of modern politics. Sam Walton (founder of Walmart) came here during the merge, decided to become CEO of our Walmart even though he was dead in this dimension. The cause of the dimension merge was a hotel in the UK that me and my family were staying close by for some reason and when we drove past it I believed it was the reason the 2 dimensions merged. Then the dream flashbacked to me helping a injured bird I found and releasing it a bit later and an injured falcon was nearby being helped by some other family.
@AltKaxREAL9 ай бұрын
That is genuinely one of the coolest dreams I have read about
@Awesome2000WasTaken9 ай бұрын
New movie plot just dropped
@henrybenjamin76069 ай бұрын
Post this to the alternate history wiki, this is some god-tier imagination my dude.
@rachelcookie3219 ай бұрын
So when the dimensions merged is there now two versions of most people? Do I have to share my house with another version of my family? Could I hypothetically kill alternate dimension me and take her place?
@currykingwurst63939 ай бұрын
Why did you stop? I need to read more about this.
@SSBBPOKEFANАй бұрын
That taco-quesadilla-pizza super taco is some straight Shaggy and Scooby dining.
@TheClassyComic7 ай бұрын
I just woke up from a dream where instead of mall Santas we has mall Napoleons. Apparently they did this to make fewer babies cry. But here's the kicker: my French teacher was the mall Napoleon. But he's Italian, and it worked out well. We got to speak French for a while, though.
@mercurydjinn33669 ай бұрын
This reminds me of that time I dreamed several years ago that Chuck Norris memes were going to make a comeback in 2023, except they were entirely in Spanish. Still disappointed that it did not end up becoming a reality.
@Big-The-Cat9 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris se caga a piñas todo el universo y mata a Goku ultrainstinto dominado de un solo golpe🔥🔥🔥💯
@timmiller19 ай бұрын
Carlos Norris es mitad latino. Esto no tiene nada que ver con su ascendencia; una vez se comió un mexicano.
@SweetSniper51979 ай бұрын
WHY DID HE EAT A MEXICAN@@timmiller1
@goolgepl21129 ай бұрын
@@SweetSniper5197 you don't fancy a quesadilla now and then?
@heinrich.hitzinger9 ай бұрын
The Chuck Norris meme in Spanish-speaking countries: 👁👄👁