Men Are Like Bottle Rockets

[@carlaaustin6054]

Never heard it described quite like that, but appropriate.

[@andrewfyakim525]

Jeff Foxworthy truly is the funniest person on this planet... I didn't want to exaggerate, so I didn't say, 'funniest person in the universe', as I've not experienced deep outer space.... Thank you Mr Foxworthy for helping me through the times, I just needed a good laugh...

[@TowMater603]

this is the most spot on thing ANYONE has ever said. This is forever known as "Foxworthy's Theory to fore-play"

[@jenniferbassfirstchannel]

Yup. Had a teacher in sex ed say women are like ovens take awhile to heat up but once you heat it up you are good to go. And men are like microwaves ding done! Lol. Oh the days of school! 🤣

[@southern_indiana_stuff5085]

How was this posted 6 years ago but there’s only 8 comments this dudes literally a legend

[@thomasschwarting5108]

Well today 1/17/23, he has 15 comments.

[@adriannaluketich8252]

Omg love this guy

[@fireline4765]

It's funny because it's true.

[@robertdawson9114]

He’s speaking for himself.👍😁😎

[@brycestewart4717]

Nice

[@robertdawson9114]

@Airi Kunoichi I am more like the space shuttle when I’m almost ready to get done I have booster rockets LOL.👍😁😎

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Shout out to the one lady whooping for the "women are like diesel engines." She knows what's up.

[@dianerackley6109]

Ooh! Ahh! 😂 lol

[@2neilas]

😆😆😆! Special.

[@nerfer200]

Ooo aahh .....ZZZZZZ

[@solutionsforabrightfuture3579]

If you do the right workouts with practice you can go as long as she can take it.

[@joshs3916]

🤣