Men In Black II - Post Office Scene

[@Asidders]

"You would have loved it, Steve". I loved how childlike Karl sounded when he said that, dying to tell it to Steve xD

[@annedonovan9005]

'Almost everyone who works at the Post Office is an alien'..... Yep I believe that. One of my favorite scenes in the movie.

[@pbower4378]

anne Donovan me too

[@annedonovan9005]

I'm reminded of it every time I have to go to the PO. Like today.

[@Zo_1987]

Aliens are Demons

[@snowdropsnowstar7612]

anne Donovan I love near Truro on cape cod I can confirm aliens work at my post office

[@jamistrong987]

What a funny movie

[@MynameisBrianZX]

I love that Will's beatbox is the same one he did in Fresh Prince.

[@beanzaru]

It is?! Really?!

[@serenitymoon825]

Semi-Collin is my nickname Yeah, they pissed off Ashley (I think) and Will and Carlton were rapping to her that they were sorry and Will did that same beatbox. it was cute

[@beanzaru]

SimmeringArtist I need to find this now

[@serenitymoon825]

Semi-Collin is my nickname Just search 'fresh prince beatbox puppets'

[@whitealliance9540]

Meh. Will is ok but im glad they featured a real beat boxer! His scene is so cool!

[@ollieclixby3199]

‘Eyes bulging with imagined riches’

[@Christoff070]

He's done you again mate play a record

[@darthmong7196]

Seriously, it coulda been ya brother.

[@amazingangus0019]

That beat boxing language seem kind of a fun way to talk.

[@Jupichan]

Maybe the guy's from Planet Funkotron.

[@solinvictus4367]

and possible I mean if you think about all our languages are is a combination of different sounds, inflections of voice, and clicking of tongues

[@buzinaocara]

the grammar is a pain though. I tried learning it for 5 semesters and could barely make two complete sentences. Waste of time.

[@TheRealGanonKirby]

Augusto Severini ikr, though Descriptive Syntax was an easier course than Morphology

[@cet0708]

I just realized that that alien is Biz Markie, right here in 2020.

[@niiicolec5796]

The beat boxing part always crack me up:-D

[@kathrynbrummel2197]

Niiicole C same

[@ashleae.a.cohron-porter8614]

Me too lmao

[@Capcoor]

Niiicole C Hype alien.

[@inugumu]

BISMARK

[@harikiran4339]

XD

[@TZER0]

The fact that K takes his job as a Postmaster very seriously is hilarious!

[@MoskHotel]

And seeing him smile at the same time really doubles that layer XD

[@dartanya2]

Why? It is a serious job.

[@Bladedcloud6159]

@@dartanya2 no, the fact that a Postmaster doesn't care about their work of profession.

[@mdmjr2468]

@@Bladedcloud6159 plane lady: i'm telling you right now! those motherfuckers.. those motherfuckers back there are not real!! 2:53

[@briancahill9594]

Watching this scene, I can't shake the feeling that soon we'll need to explain to our kids what a post office was lol

[@idurisu930]

We still have them

[@Claudanne2]

Dude, I have one word for you. Amazon.

[@Kit_Bear]

Here's another word and it's a very important one to the Post Office. EBAY!

[@eligebrown8998]

Lol

[@TheTrueAdept]

@@Kit_Bear That isn't the case, for the US Post Office is the infrastructure that every internet store needs to function.

[@MrBuch169169]

Honestly, Steve, it could be your brother.

[@XRourkex]

***** Haha! I wonder how many people will get that reference. "Big eyes; it was gangly".

[@MrBuch169169]

XRourkex Was hoping someone would chuckle at it! "It wasn't that weird though - it had a normal voice."

[@XRourkex]

I've been listening to the XFM shows for over 2 years. I had to reply to you when I saw your comment.

[@GaryMcCaffrey]

***** Anyone a link to the XFM clip?

[@jamiefitzgrade7960]

+Chris Buchanan It also is listening to Rock & Roll. This had to be based on him by the CIA

[@Filipad1993]

J: "You don't remember me but we used to work together" K: "I never worked in a funeral home" 😂😂😂

[@gordobrigadainviernoel8216]

Something I can do for you slick?

[@nyesstime4893]

Savage

[@AlexHDUK]

he's done you steve and he's not even here

[@33hegemon]

Eyes that pop out of their head...

[@LudwigPurple]

@@33hegemon ... Steve

[@darthmong7196]

The alien with the pointiest eyes.

[@robrick9361]

I wouldn't mind a sitcom with K as a postal worker while saving earth from alien threats.

[@ophis2809]

That first noise at 2:20 fucking kills me lol

[@georgianpatriot1485]

loo l saw it first during childhood died :Xddddddd

[@timchen9926]

Cameron Whitten

[@ophis2809]

Tim Chen ?

[@theduckypie]

Beatboxing isn't just an art, it's a language.

[@OneWeirdDude]

What was he saying?

[@fabulousprofound]

Alien language no less!

[@bundeligafan]

*whispers* "There is a free mental health clinic on the corner of Lilac" lmao

[@aragorn5723]

Wowo this is an old comment

[@Kuricang31]

Amazing. Probably one of the first comment in this video

[@RavnoUK]

It really can be Steven Merchants brother... Karl is a genius!

[@jimmy2k4o]

Genius* lol

[@darthmong7196]

It were gangly.

[@zufgh]

Seriously, I'm not slagging you off. ...it could be your brother!

[@vitani16]

it's hilarious when "k" says "NO SMOKING" it get s me everytime

[@kristjanpoulsen9843]

vitani16 the alien with six arms and hands puts in another cigarette in his mouth 🚬 and continues with sorting out letters

[@looking_arround]

@@kristjanpoulsen9843 astute observation, as if no one noticed that.

[@ciderfan823]

@@kristjanpoulsen9843 but he doesn't light the new cigarette immediately.

[@ChubbsRN]

2:21 to 2:26 hahaha I remember when he did that same tune in Fresh Price with the puppet

[@lolzaklol]

Was a rabbit haha

[@dcdou7967]

yeah it was Christmas :'D

[@helpmelol7097]

It was will and carlton saying sorry to ashley lol

[@pointless132]

hey kitty kat, hey kitty kat, hey kitty kat, come help me out!

[@anthonyaliaga2647]

1:01 picture has me dead lmao

[@alita4]

I love that all that K cares about after seeing so many aliens in the post office first reaction is "No smoking" 👏

[@JohnnyLeyenda]

Is that Stephen Merchant?

[@traviche7207]

Haha that's why I came here!

[@jd9171]

Hhaha same! just listerning to that episode had to check it out

[@Voss155]

Thats Jeremy Howard

[@pauljames1807]

@@Voss155 r/woooosh

[@pontiacGXPfan]

i can't do this beatbox without laughing

[@Shogun..]

That moment when you get your memory back slightly by listening to a beatboxing battle.

[@fenhen]

Not sure how they managed to give Steve Merchant so many arms.

[@GreatWestern175]

K's plain expression at 1:07 is hilarious

[@YodaOnDMT]

Biz killed this scene! I want to loop that and play it back forever.

[@Super165i]

Everyone who works in a post office is an alien. I knew it.

[@akara110]

The song at 3.15 is from a group called "keel" song named "speed demon"

[@daniellondono8259]

samuel beals thanks man

[@dibbo9264]

Brilliant song

[@jimhuffman9434]

fitting considering how fast the alien is working

[@Lynchstah]

It's a crime that the song playing at the end of that scene isn't on the soundtrack. It's a song by the 80's band Keel, song title is Speed Demon. Great tune.

[@Technodreamer]

By and large, this movie was hit-or-miss...but a good number of the scenes were "hit", and this was DEFINITELY one. This is pure MIB.

[@jamesmuseku2972]

That beat boxing always makes my day.

[@thomasmurrell9832]

Alien with 10 arms; *just doing his job* Me, an idiot; URURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURU

[@kazardancing]

The first beat was part of a routine him and ready rock cee used to do back in the day. It's on KZbin, live at the union Square. The second beat Is la di da di, homage to Doug e. Fresh. Damn I love hiphop......

[@angeldrummer6912]

that alien in the end is so gangsta 😂

[@lyricsfromsweden]

Biz Markie hahaha! I never knew that it was him when I was younger!

[@johncarr7154]

Same... Make the music with your mouth biz!

[@ericbukley2140]

" OOOOO BABY YOU! GOT WHAT I NEEEED!"

[@nickwhittaker7703]

steve merchant at the end!

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

Nope Jeremy Howard really need to read the credits

[@8.3.4.N]

@@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492 The joke is that Stephen Merchant looks like the alien.

[@Ructions]

Eyes that pop out their head, Steve.

[@kr-sd3ni]

that was strange, i mean, how many of you seen that many people in a post office without a queue, just standing around like in a shopping centre?

[@luthfiagustian783]

Probably a tour is going on

[@TheAlps36]

If it's a small town there's probably only one post office

[@timothyfoeks6446]

Frank stop talking LMFAO !!!! 😄😄😄😄

[@solidmage1720]

The scene when K punched J when he was in the car makes me remember back when I played Men In Black for the PC, whenever you lose against a guy, you see a cutscene of J getting punched. When I was little, I asked my cousin, "Who punched him? K?" He said "no" lol. And now that I saw K punched J, I was laughing because I thought that was something that K would do.

[@owenjenkins_]

the last beatbox was fyaaaa

[@geneticallysuperior6738]

And you say he just a friend..............

[@UntaintedSKS]

👍

[@imdead1122]

2:20-2:44 I can listen to forever and it will be still entertaining

[@CobuscusMartinez]

He's done you Steve

[@yabbilydoobily3998]

Play a record

[@darthmong7196]

Still don't think they're 1.6cm.

[@lAmCanad1an]

I remember the first time I seen this, I tried for so long to copy his beat box and I couldn't lol. Best part of the whole movie and this was a great movie! 10 years later and I still can't do it lol.

[@760BANGIN]

Will Smith does the same beat-box in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Anyone remember the bulldog hand-puppet? LOL. XD

[@pvtrichter88]

@760BANGIN you have an impressive memory if that's the case then he sampled himself. : )

[@thebest0999]

Only beat box when ur in a post office they will under stand u lol

[@rysmith9433]

NICKELS

[@DrummerFromFife]

How cool is this KZbin? He's going to get K. The Legend. The Go To Guy. J's Mentor. The guy who taught him everything he knows, the GREATEST AGENT IN MIB HISTORY!

[@MrDDA01992]

FRANK! Stop talking.

[@starhalv2427]

My headcannon on what J and beatbox alien talked about: J: Hey. Hello [alien's name], how are you doing? Alien: Pretty well, do you want to see my identification? J: No. How many other aliens are working here? Alien: Well, you've got Bob, Kate and Charlie here. Also, Jake is sorting out letters under there. I'm at least pretty sure about that last part, given how J knew for sure there is an alien down there.

[@deshawncross4003]

I just came to see the beat boxing part LOL !!

[@tl9893]

Lol same

[@charly345mstl]

this is my favorite scene, like J talks in communal language to 3 different Alien species and they understands.

[@Muppio]

I feel that Tommy Lee Jones could take any part he's given and make it brilliant.

[@koru1362]

I love Kay's 'worried' face when shit starts going down.

[@JohnnyLeyenda]

I can imagine Karl's face of child-like wonder when he saw the guy inside the machine for the first time...he's just like Steve, for god's sake.

[@darthmong7196]

I can imagine him telling Suzanne through the mirrored wall.

[@fuzeshore1988]

"I never worked in a funeral home. Is there something I can do for you, slick?" :D

[@brendanmatelan2129]

When Tommy Lee Jones tells you No Smoking, you listen.

[@marilorbastille2821]

Thanks TAP for the Great Upload!

[@Metrallata]

steven merchant hahahaha 3:18

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

Nope name is Jeremy Howard

[@8.3.4.N]

@@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492 It looks like Stephen Merchant, that's the joke.

[@iBurnedaHouse]

the men in black trilogy will always be my favorite sci-fi

[@timothyfoeks6446]

Why do you think your so comfortable here just about everybody that works at the post office is an alien lmfao !!!!

[@boptah7489]

I remember watching this when it was released years ago , I was stoned at the time and it was brilliant.

[@chrismckerchar]

Steven Merchant at the end there haha

[@Voss155]

Chris McKetchum that is Jeremy Howard dude

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

Nope his name is Jeremy Howard

[@8.3.4.N]

@@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492 But he looks like Stephen Merchant.

[@MrLucozadeFTW]

@@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492 there's a radio show where karl pilkington says it looks like him and stephen gets mad, search stephen merchant men in black

[@JaegarLourdesHeathman]

R.I.P. Biz Markie

[@johnmccullough633]

steve merchant lol. Brilliant carl

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

Nope Read the Credits it is Jeremy Howard

[@Orionis_Delta]

That is my fav. scene!!! I repeated it all over again when i had the movie on a cassette. The rap alien is the most funny. xD

[@DevExvius]

Deadshot's a pretty good beat boxer

[@Milamberinx]

Ugh, don't sully the good name of MiB by mentioning that arse water.

[@kawaiisakura23]

“Go home and do it again”. Idk why that’s so damn funny to me 💀💀😂

[@ElderScrollsAssassin]

Stephen Merchant in the machine.

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

Nope Read the Credits it is Jeremy Howard

[@JohnnyLeyenda]

D Springer You’re an idiot, play a record!

[@theriversong1]

Cool. The Fire Island Lighthouse. Just spent the morning there today, came home, put the tv on and see this. Not much changed in the past 14 years. Looks the same.

[@The102886]

i've never worked in a funeral before hahaha

[@Legonathan100]

Twoface and dead shot being partners in the Men in black.

[@mariosmanesis8376]

great videos, thanks

[@mariosmanesis8376]

ευχαρηστω Εφη και Joanna

[@jeihokim6742]

Jump cut: 0:06-0:08 Eyeline cut: 0:56-1:30 Reaction cut: 2:02 Action cut: 3:11 Insert cut: 1:02 Cutaway: 2:16

[@bijeY2K]

2:26 and 2:37 BEST. BEATBOX. EVER

[@Geo77551]

Great movie... Will and Tommy crack me up and I wish they made more movies together!

[@Leon-zu1wp]

2:36 that look says "black people"

[@mariosindik7076]

yes man i was looking for that song for months

[@LnLwLDD]

No smoking!

[@RaoufHasan]

youtube is the google of videos. this video is the reason i love it dearly. if we ever lose youtube, it will be the end of the world

[@iim4xii129]

3:14 Steve Merchant

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

2:07 I love the look that the employee gives J after he agrees to get the mop - "Oh Hell no, I'm not touching an MIB. The spill, I'll deal with, but I ain't even looking at that guy again."

[@shaider1982]

This almost looks like the Boss Coffee commercials with Tommy Lee Jones.

[@phantomartistvio3382]

This is the funniest scene ever! I remember one night some friends and I were trying to do this same beatbox session.

[@DH_Artist]

THIS is why the original MiB worked and the new one failed miserably

[@jeffersonmcgee9560]

2:20 that "powwww" gets me every time

[@ketchupman101]

BIZ MARKIE!!!!!!

[@Cubsfan122112]

I just realized the mail guy is holding coffee in one of his many hands. Lol.

[@pjwils]

"It could be your brother"

[@darthmong7196]

It were gangly.

[@jackbollingmoore7554]

Men in Black II (2002) Director: Barry Sonnenfeld Producer: Steven Spielberg Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones Sony Pictures Entertainment Columbia Pictures Amblin Entertainment

[@attila535]

Man I speak that language fluently. XD

[@chrisdawson6156]

this is so funny i was in stitches when i first saw this

[@no1reallycaresabout2]

I love the music that plays as the aliens reveal themselves, does anybody know the name of the track there?

[@seekndestroyy87]

no1reallycaresabout2 The song is "Speed Demon" by Keel

[@gabrielmartines3510]

Even aliens have better musical taste than most people in real life.

[@GlamGio]

SPEED DEMON!

[@moridain]

i always loved this scene. Confronted by a six armed alien sorting the mail his first comment wasn't 'Holy crap! A six armed alien!' it was 'Hey..! No smoking!'

[@8dots]

stephen merchant

[@mrunknownz3117]

Love the beatbox

[@xdlucho0324]

2:23 fucking Joey Ramone!

[@elwoodjacobs4353]

"There's a free mental health clinic at the corner of Lilac & East Valley."

[@mike0united]

Stephen Merchant at the end!!!

[@WhiskyWednesday]

"there's this thing in it Steve.......honestly...it could be your brother"

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

Nope Read the Credits it is Jeremy Howard