Men Refuse To Give Women CPR

[@christking85]

It's crazy how they framed the entire article as a gender issue and just left out all the possible consequences.

[@Liberatingamericans]

Crazy? No. Malicious? Certainly.

[@DeafEnder]

Yep thats the way of our world. For whatever reason women are infinitely more valuable than men no matter the circumstances or reality.

[@TheGosgosh]

Y’all think you hate journalists enough, but you don’t.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

They always do.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

​@@TheGosgosh I've gone so far in my utter hatred of journo scum, that I've looped right back to indifference.

[@libertusprimus]

Woman : *collapses* Man : *Goes to perform CPR* Woman : "Ew, I have a boyfriend"

[@Herr_Affe]

"Hugh Mungus what? Hugh Mungus what? Are you sexually harassing me?!" Comes to mind... yeah. I'll pass, thank you.

[@Drivaawwrrr]

​@Herr_Affe "Why did you say that to me!? DID YOU JUST ABUSE A WOMAN?!?"

[@atomicboomstick2543]

"Better hope he's here cause I'm gone"

[@nicknevco215]

ICK

[@Nixlplix]

"My eyes are up here, creep!"

[@yoboyfargoth1208]

They clearly didn’t want to be accused of rape later on.

[@dundun8640]

Yeah, feminism at its finest

[@dommyboysmith]

Because it's already happened. Lady sued a guy for saving her life. Gotta love the "independent women" crowd in America

[@eddiebruv]

@@dommyboysmithWasn’t it her claiming to being touched without consent? How ungrateful can someone get? 😮

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

@@eddiebruvmodern women:WATCH

[@ghostcardsandcollectables]

​@@eddiebruvyes it was . I believe she was unconscious. But regardless suing someone for saving your life is mental.

[@SusScrofaVulgaris]

A woman doctor told me to be careful of giving any first aid to anyone not in my immediate family due to them(strangers) suing people.

[@CarlosSpicyWang]

That's right, but I'd suggest getting that same opinion from a *competent* doctor.

[@bewawolf19]

@@CarlosSpicyWang A doctor telling their patient how not to screw over their own life seems like a good practical doctor to me.

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

If you’re not a registered nurse or doctor, you could be in deep do-do.

[@Alexander_Kale]

@@bewawolf19 If you do not give CPR to a person who needs it, that person is going to die. So no. Bad doctor. Very bad doctor. That's what a lawyer would tell you.

[@HaggisMuncher-69-420]

@@Woodman-Spare-that-tree Maybe in backwater third world countries like America where suing people is the only way to make money. Most developed nations have defense for trying to save a life. It's called good Samaritan defence.

[@fremenondesand3896]

Their body, their choice. I can go to sleep, in my own bed, in my own house, thinking about someone I could have helped, but didn't, so I wouldn't be accused of assault. That's the world we live in now. No good deed goes unpunished.

[@sooperdude22]

"I yearn for _true_ Gender Equality. I have no patience for one who talks about Female Privilege when it suits them, then complains about someone _"not being a man"_ when it's convenient!" - Satou Kazuma

[@amalekedomite]

Gender equality is punching women in the face for mouthing off too much. Nuff said.

[@Mika-ph6ku]

Love that man

[@amalekedomite]

@@Mika-ph6ku He aint an Austrian animal rights activist, but I wont hold it against him. He does have cooler glasses.

[@LiberPater777]

There's no such thing. Enough with the marxism.

[@TheLiamis]

The truest feminist in all of feminism. He will give her equal lefts to those equal rights.

[@AlphaBiggotz]

I'm not afraid, I just outright refuse.

[@perseus431]

I'm in this camp, f'em.

[@eddihurta7173]

Chivalry is dead and feminism killed it

[@fatpotato190]

women'

[@0onpoint]

F ✡️ minism.

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

Not just chivalry at this point,women and men are gonna get to the point were just gonna segregate ourselves from eachother 🤷‍♂️

[@CrashHeadroom]

Yeah stop with that bud, it isn't feminism it's just women in general. Think I'm wrong? Are you old enough to know that 80% of women were protesting to get all male spaces taken away in the 90s/00s? No? then go back and read in to it lol this is just a MASSIVE want cake, eat it too, throw the pan back in your face with "NOT THE FLAVOUR I WANTED" attached to it.

[@fenrifegads5571]

Society is dead. Feminism killed it.

[@abnegazher]

"Help! She needs CPR!" "I missed the part where that's my problem." Embrace your inner Bully Maguire.

[@xinny4190]

Man: *Performs lifesaving CPR that's successful* Woman who was saved: *Sues the same man for sexual harassment/assault* "WhY aReN'T mEn HeLpInG aNyMoRe?!¿i"

[@Jambo-u2k]

A 23-year-old woman said she would not be dropping charges she pressed against a man who saved her life after she almost drowned in a pool during a pool party in her neighborhood.

[@MaximilianonMars]

The judgment should be she refunds her save and stays at the bottom of the pool.

[@muhdiversity7409]

If he tosses her back in the pool and completes the job will the charges be dropped? Asking for a friend.

[@ScottHarness-n4w]

That’s so bullshit

[@233kosta]

Got a reference for this?

[@AndrewRyan-zv7zb]

Her lawyer should get prison time.

[@dimitrilium3912]

I'll ask the bear to do the CPR.

[@kamuroshiryu8453]

For me, I'd rather a tiger.

[@dermagnus8482]

​@@kamuroshiryu8453A croc.

[@MorganSullivan]

It has hapenned already.. In Australia (if I remember correctly) a woman was drowning, she was pulled to dry land, a dude started CPR bringing her back to life. She sued him for touching her without her permission...

[@HammerHeart3229]

Please tell me she got laughed out of the court room...

[@rossorange2592]

@@HammerHeart3229Nope

[@ChoseDeath]

Bro, link that please.

[@MorganSullivan]

@@HammerHeart3229 I don't know how it ended... But I hope so!

[@zerotodona1495]

Bruh…

[@shaicat]

Remember, feminists: you asked for this. Nay, *demanded* it.

[@mateuszholc2492]

That's correct.

[@xelthiavice4276]

it's not a taboo its woman doing false accusations of sexual assault

[@sooperdude22]

Don't call it a grave, Feminists. It's *_the future you CHOSE._*

[@Nylon_riot]

Only a minority of women consider themselves feminists. You are doing the exact same thing they do by blaming the whole for the responsibility of a few.

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

“You weren’t actually supposed to give us what we want?!?!?NOOOOO!!”

[@joshbrothers3423]

Right on. 😂

[@rhysjonsmusic]

Women shat their bed, now they have to lie in it

[@combativeThinker]

What's one more grave?

[@hexenhammer483]

Why aren't women giving women CPR?

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

Good question.

[@BigFrakkinOgre]

Because most women outiside the medical field don't give CPR to ANYONE. I worked as a preschool teacher, years ago. Every employee was required to get certified for Infant CPR. We had a little girl choking in the 2 yr old room. None of those harpies i worked with thought to give the kid CPR, instead they ran to the opposite side of the building to have me do it. Me, they guy that had to retake the entire Infant CPR course 4 times because I caused the CPR dummy's fake lungs to explode.

[@EclipseClemens]

Because the people who get things done are men

[@RodentContainmentBreach]

Considering how backstabby they are to each other, probably less competition Especially if the patient is hot (Half joke btw)

[@RealLifeIronMan]

Because wahmen suffer from "bystander syndrome" even more than men. If there is anyone else around to assist the person in need, she will fill no responsibility to help herself.

[@huntakilla1234]

Congratulations, MeToo movement 👏

[@callummoore6962]

Shit like this has been happening long before Me Too.

[@lostvayne9146]

@@callummoore6962 irrelevant. MeToo is the height of toxic femininity and the consequences will continue to the end of your life. believe me when I say this chasm will never be mended between the genders. PERIOD.

[@matt_kelly]

Notice the article frames it as a gender gap issue, as if it's men refusing to do it because they are misogynists instead of hitting the actual point. You can keep your "suck it up" talk Dank!

[@dermagnus8482]

He felt to the woke side now. Very sad.

[@HouseOfSneed]

​@@dermagnus8482funny because he's divorced now

[@cozzfromaus1158]

I feel like you would have a very different opinion if it was your wife/girlfriend/mother who died because of social stigma. Suck it up and save a life.

[@jhnshep]

The old meme with firefighters kicking in doors while the building is burning down, to find one door with 'I'm a feminist', they turn around and walk away, comes to mind.

[@dermagnus8482]

Just add more fuel.

[@OffGridInvestor]

There was AN ACTUAL CASE where a suicidal woman was saved by a man and she LATER SUED HIM FOR SAVING HER. For all those who say that NOTHING would happen to the guy IF HE HELPED.

[@WorthlessWinner]

There are hundreds of cases like this. Dankula demanding men risk themselves to protect women is sick

[@Etymon-jt3zw]

Same thing happened in America. A young woman was drowning an older man jumped into save her. And then she sued him and try to say basically he was guilty of the snuggle struggle for saving her from drowning. Because he touched her without permission. In a sane world the jury would have grabbed that woman brought her back to the lake and tossed her back in.

[@johnstamos5948]

good samaritan laws

[@Swanjeff1]

@@WorthlessWinnerafter the divorce he has changed

[@Blording]

@@johnstamos5948 Sadly, these days those laws mean nothing.

[@michelguevara151]

in france, the schiappa law will get a man a criminal record for giving a woman aid that he doesn't get permission from to touch her, so cpr is out of the question now. why? because a criminal record marked rape destroys a man's life. feminism wanted this, women cheered it on, there are allready men who have been prosecuted. (and those that have committed suicide because of it. oddly, we have a 'samaritan' law here that predates the schiappa law by decades, a law that makes you a criminal for not helping . damned if you do, damned if you don't. better to be damned for not helping than be damned as a rapist, no? feminism has ruined women's lives and it isn't my problem. Gentlemen : *walk away*

[@kacperpiotrowski7239]

You mean social action, heroism, and responsibility Act of 2015?

[@perseus431]

Luckily in the UK there is no obligation to rescue.

[@meatpuppet5036]

Schiappa doesnt do that at all

[@sulimanthemagnificent4893]

Please explain what part of the Schippa law does as you say, I can’t read French and I *highly* doubt what you’re saying just based on the fact it looking it up covered P3doph3lia and not what you’re saying.

[@user-nn8kp6md7ol]

@@perseus431 For now

[@Grissbane]

Wasn't there literally a dude that saved a woman and she got him arrested anyway?

[@WorthlessWinner]

multiple cases

[@KCzz15]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@GhostOfSnuffles]

@@KCzz15 You beat me to it.

[@muhdiversity7409]

Seen far too many examples. There was a dude that repaired her car and she accused him of grape. He was saved because where he worked on her car there were security cameras. He still lost his job and his wonderful wife filed for divorce. So he got victimised by two wonderful ladies and a corporation for being a good samaritan.

[@silkybuns799]

​@@muhdiversity7409 no good deed goes unpunished

[@ErnestLordGoring]

I heard of a US man who spoke such reservations during a workplace CPR training. The two female instructors pooh poohed his concerns. He was (supposedly) later reported to HR for sexism by a woman present.

[@IbramGaunt]

Blaming men for being afraid of performing CPR and risking a sexual assault charge is hilarious.

[@user-kcrpine]

And pathetic

[@urmom13st.]

It's just plain wrong, and proves that women are stupid. The world would be much better without their vote nor say.

[@Aughtel]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

[@augustcanyon3438]

Part of feminine thinking.

[@secondchance6603]

Apparently there's a, 'heart attack gender gap': 30 September 2019 - Julia Bakker Stark inequalities in awareness, diagnosis and treatment of heart attacks are leading to women needlessly dying every day in the UK, according to a new briefing we've released today. The briefing includes BHF-funded research that estimates that more than 8,200 women in England and Wales died over a ten-year period because they did not receive equal treatment to men. The BHF says more lives are at risk as research shows women delay seeking help when they experience heart attack symptoms. The charity wants to put an end to the perception that heart attack is a male disease, and is encouraging women to better understand their risk of a heart attack and its symptoms. It also says further research is needed to close the heart attack gender gap and will be convening policy makers and healthcare professionals next year about how to address the issues. Basically it's just more bs.

[@slinkerdeer]

Two different stories for you all you see, so you know this is backed up by actual events The US Mirror: 'I did CPR on a crash victim and saved her life but now she's suing me for breaking a rib'" - 2024 JapanToday: Man revives woman with AED, but branded 'pervert' for removing her clothes to apply electrode pads - 2014 Just two examples that took 2 minutes to grab off the net

[@midogei]

how common do u actually think that is?

[@LiberPater777]

​@@midogeiEnough for it to be a GD problem, especially when taking into account the global economy is borked, and there are opportunistic people out there willing to say and do anything for some clout and a payday.

[@Kydino]

​@@midogei as the other guy said. It's not happening everyday and everywhere but it's enough of a possibility that it's enough to deter people from helping.

[@DeafEnder]

​@@midogei considering it only took 2 minutes? Pretty fkn prevalent!

[@myasisdragon37]

​@@midogeiif it's common or not 1 chance of it happening is not worth the risk.

[@markzuckergecko621]

"Women most affected." ......hey, that's actually true this time.

[@TheLiamis]

They do hate those consequences.

[@ashleysanford8645]

​@@TheLiamis. Consequences of their own terrible actions! Voting for all this lunacy and demanding the death of chivalry..... That's your problem honey

[@littledaddycool3320]

Next time a woman says she is dying from heart failure don't help her just say "Me Too"

[@muhdiversity7409]

Agent Smith would be so proud.

[@danny838]

😂

[@leftypistolero5983]

Beat me to it.

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

Heart-Failure is a different thing than Cardiacpulmonary-Arrest. ☝️ 🤓

[@AB0BA_69]

@@muhdiversity7409it's an old reference, but it checks out 😂

[@verro9953]

''I think I'm having a heart attack.'' ''Suck it up.''

[@dermagnus8482]

I will a bear ready in case.....😊

[@maddawgoutdoors9243]

Im CPR certified and the only female I'd ever perform CPR on is my wife. I refuse to catch a SA charge saving a woman. It makes me sad to say that, but thats the world we live in now. I gotta be around for my family, not in jail battling accusations for doing the right thing.

[@tigersympathiser2265]

The consequences of demonising men

[@DeafEnder]

Precisely

[@SaltMinerOU812]

This guy is obviously a simp

[@m_jay5]

The fallout of the feminism / MeToo movements are well underway! I expect we will be seeing a lot more headlines like the CPR one sadly!

[@Karaksonen]

Thank you, Feminism!

[@MaximilianonMars]

Jewish Feminism. Look up the founders.

[@snewsh]

Good Samaritan laws are supposed to protect people from these kinds of fears. But in the current world you can't really trust such laws will be honored. This WILL result in needless deaths.

[@Temuldjin]

Is it really a needless death if it's a feminist who ends up not getting cpr thou? 🤔

[@muhdiversity7409]

@@Temuldjin Imagine being there and it's Big Bed or Anita on the ground?

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Its not needless, its a hard lesson about ideology meeting reality.

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

​@@muhdiversity7409big red got my friend fired and ruined his life for several years by repeatedly suing him and filing restraining orders despite them only meeting once and him putting her picture online. I certainly wouldn't help her.

[@Mika-ph6ku]

@@Temuldjinthe problem is that you can’t be sure this is the case though. Normal women could lose their lives over this due to feminist ruining it for all women.

[@ashleysanford8645]

In America a young lady in her twenties was having car problems and a guy in his forties or fifties stopped and spent 2 hours fixing her car! You know what she did as soon as she drove away call the police and reported him. He lost his job and he spent plenty of time in jail and his wife left him! And the police never bothered to get the camera footage from across the street in their investigation!!! So when it finally came out that she was completely lying,. Did she get in trouble?? Hell no! and he still was divorced and he still lost his job!!!

[@ashleysanford8645]

And he still lost all the money he had to pay the lawyers to prove he was innocent!!

[@markotisovic8233]

I belive that was in Australia

[@williamj.booratblackshire8196]

I'd rather be called a murderer than labeled a rappist

[@dermagnus8482]

Same. They have much more reputation in jail too.

[@TheGreenKnight500]

It's weird how being a murderer is more socially acceptable in our cult than being "creepy" or being a racist.

[@_theoriginalb4handles_Genflag]

"Her life is worth more than yours. Risk imprisonment for assault to keep her breathing." While I agree that you should attempt to save anyones life if you have the ability, it would be a lot easier to support that argument if men havent already been charged and imprisoned because the woman claim she had been assaulted in the process.

[@bisky-z3s]

I had a woman pursue me for months only to turn around and ruin my life saying it was me doing the pursuing. Already learned my lesson, not doing it again. I have my CPR Cert and I know the cost of crazies.

[@ThisMansNameIsKirby]

if you end up in prison for a grape charge, you likely will not survive even a month in there and you'll get a slight taste of what hell is like before they finally do kill you. All because you wanted to save a dying woman's life and she wanted money and clout.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

"Its a human life" yeah, a human life that can ruin my life. I cant ask what her political alignment is, so i have to assume the worst and stay on the safe side for myself.

[@tylerandrews4375]

If she doesn’t have a maga hat or a poliviere hat then I ain’t lifting a finger.

[@blacktemplar2377]

Yeah I wouldn't take my chances with complete strangers. Friends and family are safe to save.

[@njalsand133]

If chest compressions are needed, they're practically dead and can't complain

[@DG-mk7kd]

It's almost as crazy as offering refuge to people who will immediately try to destroy the society/culture that would protect them

[@LimitedCheetah]

If there's blue hair or a black beekeeper suit I'd say leave it.

[@400KrispyKremes]

They aren’t worried about touching them they are worried about the consequences of doing so

[@dermagnus8482]

A muslim can make a rescue cut.

[@xv6701]

“Suck it up” Nah.

[@harbl99]

Nah. They can just walk off the cardiac arrest. NMP.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"Suck it up... So they can sue you later"

[@Shin_Mothra]

Why don't the women complaining suck it up and learn CPR themselves?

[@hewhobattles8869]

"A person's dying." Sorry Dank, but I'm not a fucking superhero, nor am i a doctor or paramedic. Bottom line, it is not my responsibility, and i am not going to make it my responsibility to risk my future to save so woman who i don't know and who may not appreciate my efforts anyway. In this case, "Suck it up" is not a sentiment that i can agree with.

[@praetorxian]

I AM a full-time ambulance Paramedic of going-on 13 years and I’d be lying if this didn’t cross my mind, given the upside-down world we live in. I’ve done hundreds of resuscitations on all races, colours and creeds. That involves stripping the patient for access (given the nature of the emergency) but despite the outcome, all it takes is one accusation and your career, livelihood, reputation and pension are destroyed. Immediately. Even doing a 12-lead ECG requires exposing the chest and that happens all day every shift, if you are thorough and professional in your duties. I should have been a firefighter…

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@praetorxian Isn't your job shielding you from job-related liability? (i.e. any legal action for your actions has to go against the hospital you work for and not against you in particular, which means they pay the legal and do the investigation) That's how medical professionals are in my country.

[@julianstone1192]

@@praetorxian If you don’t mind me asking, what is the actual success rate of CPR I heard it’s lower than a lot of people think, same with defibrillator can’t actually restart a stopped heart, just reset a faulty rhythm

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@julianstone1192CPR is a procedure performed when the risk of death is higher than the risk of performing CPR. It's really a _last ditch_ emergency procedure when there are no other options available and time is running out. It can fail and fails often. It can bring people back in a permanent vegetative state which is death but more expensive, but it's better than doing nothing. And yes, the defibrillator stops the heart from quivering, it cannot restart it. CPR is performed to give the heart _any_ rhythm back, even if it's irregular. Only then can a defibrillator be safely used.

[@jmace2424]

Notice how it’s never the other way around, they never ask a woman if she would perform CPR on a man.

[@Terran.Marine.2]

🤔

[@kathrineici9811]

I’d sure do my best to keep a hear beating, but I’m not risking getting my life ruined for it by doing that

[@zerotodona1495]

I would but I don’t think I’ve the back strength for compression after my spine injury. Doesn’t mean I can do breaths instead. Though I’ve heard that’s not needed anymore???

[@Ginfidel]

@@zerotodona1495 It's something like two breaths for every 30 compressions, at least that's what I recall learning in the mid-2010s. The number is being constantly refined because we're getting better and better data about what works and what doesn't. But that's if you're doing everything by yourself. If you're working with someone else, you can let them do the compressions, while you do a breath every 10 seconds or so. That can potentially sustain someone much longer than one person doing tactical switches.

[@RodentContainmentBreach]

Considering how weak (both in strength and endurance) the average womn is, she would probably be doing more harm than good Taking up valuable time when a dude can get it done better

[@NoahGooder]

for many they would rather give cpr to a bear then a women because its legally safer.

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

Absolutely. Bears can't sue you, and there are actual documented cases on them being grateful for being saved. Bears > women.

[@lockerhode5223]

Sometimes it's physically safer too. 😂

[@ThisMansNameIsKirby]

its physically safer too. You wont get graped to death by a bunch of savages in prison for saving a bear's life. You will for saving a woman's though.

[@niteshades_promise]

yep id rather deal with bear politics. 😂🍻

[@NoahGooder]

@@nuclearmedicineman6270 also doing this makes you possibly a vet which is a hugely needed job market.

[@Yea_I_Got_Nothing]

Only 33 %. That number will rise. #feministsociety

[@mortonthiockol2387]

Rookie number, got to pump it up.

[@jw841]

Those were the honest ones.

[@DeafEnder]

​@@jw841 yeah severely under reported.

[@combativeThinker]

That's just what they're forced to admit so people don't get suspicious.

[@bisky-z3s]

33% fear what happens to 1/5 of men.

[@Andrew_TS]

Men at higher risk of heart attacks and heart disease, women most affected. If she's not your wife, girlfriend or family don't get involved. Remember Daniel Penny (wasn't CPR, but similar circumstances).

[@c_o_o_l_c_a_t]

“Suck it up, simply allow yourself to be sued and have your life ruined” lmao, wrong take on this one, Dank.

[@flameguy3416]

It really is trading a life if you do save the woman. She can easily turn around and destroy yours with the full legal support of the government.

[@KingdomKillaz117]

To be fair, you're not required to provide CPR to anyone for any reason. It also has a high failure rate.

[@Awaifn]

​@@dragonlordpeter9006Okay. Then why imprison criminals? Do criminals even exist in nature? Laws aren't natural.

[@Kevin_Oskar]

Alot of countries have good samaritan laws that make you legally responsible to help someone in need if you are able to.

[@perseus431]

​@@Kevin_OskarLuckily not in the UK.

[@DeafEnder]

​@@Awaifn why equate someone giving cpr to criminals?

[@Awaifn]

@@DeafEnder Why interfere the course of nature by doing cpr to save a life? Why interfere with the course of nature by use of the justice system?

[@DFzonefd]

It's not about been nervous, I'm not having a grape charge for saving a life.

[@ian.swift.31614]

once you have a charge might as well get another, though. it's the mohammed way.

[@otherwize12]

I love how it's about women being affected, instead of trying to help men not getting falsely accused. They have to make it about women again...

[@nisonatic]

It's amazing how profound the bigotry is, they can't think any further than "group X is victim" even to ask _why_ that might happen.

[@romulusdraco1801]

"Thanks for saving my life, but I'm now suing you for sexual assault"

[@mattiassjoquist5042]

The cost of living, and so and such...

[@dermagnus8482]

When no witnesses are nearby reverse your first mistake for helping.

[@Knightmare-vc8qg]

I know this is fake because she wouldn't say thanks

[@flameguy3416]

You can easily fix this issue if the law wouldn't allow women to press charges on someone who literally saved their lives.

[@KCzz15]

Even then, you'd have to prove that you were saving her life.

[@kacperpiotrowski7239]

Alredy coverd section 2(1) of social action heroism and responsibility act "In determining whether a person has breached a duty of care, the court must have regard to the matters specified in subsection (2) if- (a) the person acted for the benefit of society or any of its members, or (b) the _*person acted heroically in emergency circumstances*_"

[@CompetitiveRacist54]

We can't make law against women, the law is there to penalize men

[@fatpotato190]

the law doesnt reward heroics

[@hexenhammer483]

Most US states have a Good Samaritan Law. But here's the problem. Oklahoma's Good Samaritan Act MAY apply when someone provides reasonable and necessary medical treatment to an injured person in an emergency. Under this act, someone providing care in “good faith” generally can't be liable for harm resulting from the emergency care they offer.

[@Rick-rs2mj]

It's ok, the bears who they are less afraid of than men will give them CPR

[@StarStarbreez]

i just wanna see paddington eating his marmelade sandwhich in middle of a station and every guy looking at him expecting him to perform CPR she goes limp and he puts the bread crusts on her and pats her head and leaves

[@raikasha8152]

When women create more needless problems like this/are prone to doing we need to just tell them "Go ask a bear" and etc

[@kyriss12]

Grizzle grizzle

[@arnoldziffel4943]

The pigs will too.

[@snowbunnie1113]

We live in a world where just standing too close to a woman on the train is considered an “act of harassment”. Men just don’t want to put themselves in that situation and who can blame them.

[@stephenpmurphy591]

And who created this world? Feminists that's who..

[@AB0BA_69]

I wouldn't want to even hire a woman. Too much risk 😅

[@chillax319]

It's that only if you are of pale complexity. If you are darker media and police will do everything in your power to help you after much more than actual act of harassment.

[@DeafEnder]

"Who can blame them?" Well apparently fcking everyone including our count here.

[@JayShootHer]

I've seen men move seats when a woman sits next to them.

[@OptiPopulus]

"You should do CPR regardless of if it comes back to bite you in the ass later" Just because someone's life is on the line doesn't mean I should risk mine in turn for theirs.

[@Laughingyeen-00]

exactly

[@takeonedaily]

It's more to know how to save your friends and family. There is no worse feeling as a man than helplessness.

[@MetodaMAN]

They did it to themselves😂☕️

[@hordegaming4771]

Congratulations, you played yourself 😂

[@gondorianslayer4250]

henocide is not funny.

[@combativeThinker]

Women ☕

[@dermagnus8482]

No pity. They are evil creatures by default.

[@mikkomuukka1755]

Instructions unclear, pressed to the beat of "Another One Bites the Dust"

[@soldatdaniels8738]

😂😂😂

[@anvec6145]

Created the stigma, case of the ligma. they've suppressed the men so hard they broke the protective instinct

[@DeafEnder]

Not just suppressed but demonized

[@malevolent7650]

I still have a protective instinct, however I am not ruled by my instincts. I'll protect my family and friends any time, every time. I'm all out of good will for strange women, we have been pushed too far for too long, fuck them.

[@Alvarezpl]

Opressed.

[@SaltpeterTaffy]

"Everybody deserves the best possible chance of survival" Yeah well as the person saving the woman's life, I deserve the best possible chance to go without catching a case for having done so.

[@kathrineici9811]

“Suck it up” No. You are not obligated to risk destroying your life for a stranger. It’s completely understandable that men wouldn’t want to risk it.

[@Ginfidel]

Absolutely. I'd crawl over crushed glass to save my friends and family, maybe even some partial acquaintances. NEVER for a stranger. High-trust societies take many generations to build, and ours is GONE.

[@Alexq79-]

Damn this is deeply depressing. I understand your logic, but still deeply disturbing. They want us to be apathetic

[@Ginfidel]

@@Alexq79- They want us to be apathetic to EVERYTHING, including our friends and family. Don't be. That's the most important thing they could possibly take from us. Don't let them. Care deeply about those close to you. As the world is, they are the only ones you can be certain deserve it.

[@SatanLiterally]

Some places do have Good Samaritan laws that require you to render assistance. In my area, you aren't required to but if you start, you can't leave until emergency services takes them.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

@@Ginfidel The darkest thing that was done is to show us who is actually an ally and who would turn on us the moment we disobey authority or question The Current Thing. The monsters among us did instigate women to act in a manner that has led to this story, but it took barely a nudge. Women are the descendants of those who spread their legs for the conquerors that slayed their entire family, so you can't realistically expect loyalty from them.

[@vincei4252]

Oh no, how did that happen? oh no! anyway!

[@Arassar]

Way to go, feminists - you played yourselves.

[@Aravaganthus]

If the woman survives she can sue the man for bering a pervert If the woman dies the man can be blamed for it Feminism still wins either way

[@SaltMinerOU812]

More than once

[@alastairthegreat2887]

"Suck it up" no, you might be foolish enough to risk your life and reputation for a stranger but I'm not.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

I have been reluctant to mock Dank over his marriage failing, but the more he says simpish things like this, the more I'm getting past it.

[@user-kcrpine]

He’s telling us we have to do it. Doesn’t mean he’s willing to risk his own behind…

[@wizardswine]

@@palaceofwisdom9448 "Fellas? Are you a simp if you save lives?"

[@DeafEnder]

​@@wizardswine No, but youre naive, and foolish if you dont consider the likely repercussions.

[@SatanLiterally]

I wouldn't call this simping unless basic human decency is simping. While not impossible, the odds of getting sued or whatever for performing CPR are quite low.

[@druid4438]

I had the cops called on me simply from trying to give a woman some groceries she had dropped. Women did this to themselves. I only help other men.

[@dermagnus8482]

Same. Rather help a brother than a demon.

[@druid4438]

@millo7295 It sucks that I feel like i have to just not help, and watch them suffer of lose things...but all it takes is one allegation.

[@Duplexx93]

My sisters partner is a school P.E. teacher, and if a girl gets hurt during a lesson and they are conscious, he has to ask permission to help her and if its ok to touch her with a witness to confirm, regardless if its a scratch on the knee, broken leg or loss of an eye. If unconscious then all is ok. But no permission is needed if he helps boys and female teachers dont need to ask girl or boy students permission to give aid.

It’s her boyfriend no “partner” they aren’t cops

[@ErnestLordGoring]

The whole thing seems strange, I can understand in part, but that last phrase is utterly disgraceful

[@emdeearh]

its a commonly used phrase fuck off captain semantics.

[@Duplexx93]

partner1 /ˈpɑːtnə/ noun 1. either of a pair of people engaged together in the same activity. "arrange the children in pairs so that each person has a partner" 2. either member of a married couple or of an established unmarried couple. "she lived with her partner" Pretty sure you're wrong buddy. Better luck next time.

[@Redesign24]

Perhaps the bear can give them cpr...

[@randomcenturion7264]

"Suck it up" Respectfully Dank, NO.

[@Sin_Alder]

I'd say DISrespectfully, but to each their own.

[@Swanjeff1]

Sue ruined that man

[@LiberPater777]

​@@CushtyCrowAnd if the person still "ends", you get blamed for giving bad information. Hf with that.

[@LiberPater777]

@@CushtyCrow Even "IF" you're knowledgeable, it won't keep you out of court if they wind up "ending". If you were silly enough to take responsibility of the situation, the blame gets laid upon _your_ shoulders.

[@user-nn8kp6md7ol]

He deserves to get divorced 3 more times

[@DeusExMachina10001]

The odds that a woman would have a cardiac issue in a place where there are men but no women is pretty much zero. So why aren't other women just giving them CPR?

[@kathrineici9811]

Semi-related but the initial symptoms of a heart attack are different in women so it’s also possible that no one recognizes what’s happening.

[@lemax6865]

@@kathrineici9811 At the time CPR becomes needed, the clinical presentation is the same. Patient unconscious (Glasgow score 3), not breathing, no pulse.

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

I am not actually okay with Count Dankula telling people to _suck it up_ when he very nearly went to prison for a joke.

[@hebanker3372]

Woman: Is dying. Me: Standing idle with my hands crossed while mewing.

[@amalekedomite]

Woman: Dying Me: laughing.

[@samstits8982]

I can hear the sigma music

[@magicalternishere3682]

Based

[@osaidf]

🗿

[@SatanLiterally]

Do you hear the people mew? It is the sound of sigma men.

[@MrFirecam]

Understandable, have a nice arrest.

[@Voxflux]

Nah rather not be sued. Good luck independent woman.

[@goaway-v3j]

the social contract has been broken I have no obligation to help them

[@ThibautVDP]

Men get accused of sexual predation when saving womens lives. . . Women most affected.

[@kostaspassias3815]

If the hair is red or blue or green, stay as far away as possible. Make any excuse you have to, it's not worth it.

[@housewilma4904]

ah once again its the gingers fault haha.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Any hair color at all really, as long as they're female or of an "alternate gender".

[@uwelehmaxx8416]

What about ginger?😂

[@Laughingyeen-00]

@@uwelehmaxx8416 even worse

[@SaltMinerOU812]

Exactly right anything colorful in nature is poisonous and toxic same goes for women

[@JadeRunner]

I've never understood why First Aid isn't taught in school as part of the curriculum. Much more useful than knowing how to ask which way to the beach in French...

[@kathrineici9811]

Because school exists to indoctrinate children, not to prepare them for life

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

Ou est la plage, si vous plait? I studied French for 8 years and I’ve probably still got that wrong 😂 🐸🐸

[@JckSwan]

A bigger question is why have people started struggling between saying/spelling "woman" and "women"? I've noticed this over the last couple of years.

[@uroplatusfimbriatus2603]

Singular and plural have become conflated in the context of business discussions as well.

[@Jimmeh_B]

Because the education system is failing harder than ever before, and most people rely on spell checkers and are too lazy to read over what they have written before hitting the post button. The more annoying thing is Americans adding letters. Eg. "Accrosst". If it completely lacks punctuation and looks like they were having a stroke while they wrote it, I don't even bother trying to decipher it.

[@Tsiri]

It's extra weird because I almost exclusively see it with Woman / Women but never Man / Men.

[@KCzz15]

Bothers me less than the recent trend of calling them "females".

[@shnorkeythefourth4572]

@@TsiriMen that’s crazy!

[@user-kj5sl2gx7k]

no random strangers life is worth more than my own. Saying suck it up will never change that. They created this they can deal with it. Women, learn cpr!

[@frankberry6220]

Dear Dankula, No. Frank.

[@dermagnus8482]

He should knowing better first hand.

[@frankberry6220]

@@dermagnus8482 Dear Dermagnus, I suspect he did it to generate more comments; if so, mission accomplished. Frank.

[@killerkraut9179]

He did ads many times for Raid, maybe this tells his character!

[@frankberry6220]

@@killerkraut9179 Dear Killer, You can't blame the man for trying. Frank.

[@Username18981]

I prefer "Another one bites the dust" to keep cpr rhythm.

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

😂

[@jesseholladay5862]

In this day and age of accusations, lawsuits, and rampant cancelling I would not give CPR to ANYONE that I do not know.

[@theguywhoasked6858]

But I thought they “don’t need no man”

[@noadmiration]

Sorry, I stopped rescuing women a long time ago. Try telling the heart attack how empowered and independent you are.

[@chef7658]

same. I know CPR and I refuse to even help strangers. Dont expect me to perform cpr on some muslim 😂

[@gregpenismith1248]

No women has ever asked anything of you, incel.

[@dermagnus8482]

​@@chef7658Hand him a piece of bacon instead.😊

[@mirceazaharia2094]

This.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

​@chef7658 One trillion percent this. Why are you stopping them from seeing Allah and the Prophet? Don't you want them to go to "Heaven" sooner, bigot? 😂

[@johnhawthorn5393]

Hey ladies, next time you're having a heart attack, ask the bear to save you

[@Traderjoe]

Why the discrepancy regarding reservations among women doing chest compressions to men? Hmm maybe because no man would be offended if someone tried to save his ? While women sue over perceived downward glances

[@girthquake2390]

"Suck it up" Considering a woman could absolutely trash my entire life with nothing more than hearsay, then it's a no from me.

[@dyzzee7861]

Correction: what a wonderful world these women have created.

[@felixjohnson3874]

Do nothing : you keep living your life Give CPR : risk assault/battery charges, sexual assault charges, being forced to pay medical bills for broken ribs, etc. (And yes, ribs should be cracking/breaking. "If your elbows are bending their life is ending", CPR means you lock your arms straight out and literally deform their entire chest inwards with your body weight to make their heart/lungs work. You are literally making tiny 'leaps' with your upper body and landing on their chest with your arms. You're also supposed to remove clothing and such before hand as well because, yes, even thin fabrics from clothes can cushion your landing enough to cause issues.)

[@bisky-z3s]

I remember I was working security in the ER and the women weren't strong enough to do it for this old portly man and the machine wasn't working, so I jumped in and started doing it after I noticed the panic. Absolute disgrace. He ended up passing and I had to sit there when the doctor called it. So many failures in the system on many fronts.

[@GenericUserName443]

There is very little "sexual tabu", however there is plenty of false accusations and "guilty until proven innocent, and even then you are still guilty" (Outside the court of law, but that is still enough to ruin your career, social circle etc).

[@DoomDodgers]

No fuck that "suck it up" shit. If they are going to ruin your life or there's a high chance of it, then it's better them than you. If you're responsible for more than yourself, then it's irresponsible choosing some stranger's life over your own family for instance. If you're taken away from your family however or for whatever reason, you're risking their safety and wellbeing as well for not being there for them. Same with saving a lone woman from a group of rapists. You think about your own first, not some stranger.

[@Ginfidel]

Even if there's a LOW chance of it, stay back. Family > friends >> acquaintances >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strangers. High-trust society is gone.

[@stephenpmurphy591]

This is the world feminists built...Deal with it ladies.

[@Pyrinsomniac]

Just because it's harsh doesn't mean it's not true. And this is very true.

[@user-kcrpine]

I’d help another man, but a woman? Today? Absolutely not. Sorry. Go be strong and independent stunning and brave on your own.

[@Kydino]

​@Ginfidel it's genuinely sad to think about what happened to most western countries when it comes to both gender relations and social trust. This stuff kills civilizations and progress in the long term.

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

I mean, why would I help a woman? She's strong and independent. She doesn't need my help. She can ask other women.

[@dermagnus8482]

And bears.

[@bisky-z3s]

If this is how men feel about life saving events, imagine how they feel about dating.

[@gator36]

Nah, nowadays it's not worth it catching a SA charge because I tried to save someone's life. There's another strong independent somebody who don't need me who can take care of it

[@eddiebruv]

If the Government stated that CPR related cases would be automatically thrown out then more men might be willing to step up to the plate. Having even a slight risk of having your life ruined over a good deed is too much.

[@Sin_Alder]

Even if thrown out, though, the mere accusation ruins mens lives. The case being thrown out won't protect you from losing your job, as well as many future life opportunities.

[@gottesurteil3201]

Women asked for this whether they realize it or not.

[@RookMeAmadeus]

I'd believe this. I've actually heard multiple women quite seriously say they wouldn't want a man touching them for CPR or a defib, even if it literally meant saving their lives. Which...That's a little insane to me.

[@colmduggan8230]

I'm pretty sure Ireland is the first EU country with laws to prevent women from suing you for using chest compressions just imagine suing someone for saving your life what a twat

[@mistahsusan2650]

there was a story in the USA (iirc) where a man helped a young woman after her car had broken down on the side of the road. she later accused him of SAing/RPing her and pressed charges against him. it was only dropped when they looked at all the evidence and confronted her about her allegations. this was pre poundsign me too

[@randomcenturion7264]

@@mistahsusan2650 Yeah I remember that one. All in all, don't stop for anyone. Period. They will ruin you for reasons even they don't understand.

[@colmduggan8230]

@@mistahsusan2650 I have heard of this case Weebo Jones did a video about it years ago

[@dermagnus8482]

They are evil to the core. A reason they are pushed in all things. Useful idiots for dictatorships.

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

Considering there is incidents where women who were saved by men via CPR accused them of rape or sexual assault. I don't blame these men for feeling the way they do. They should really be more strict with accusations and such so women who try to pull a "SA" or "rape" card gets jail time instead for wasting everyone's time and the Justice systems resources.

[@christophercondon5048]

What this article doesn't include is that when asked, 70% of women would prefer a bear to give them CPR than a man.

[@ViceTango]

didn these folks say that they feel safer around a random bear in the woods, they should keep that same energy

[@Swanjeff1]

Reminds me off that time a women swim in a lake witch was off limits and almost drown and a man saved her with cpr and boom he got metwo yeah I’ll mind my own business