Men’s Rights Caller OPPRESSED By Placenta Revolution

A recent MRA convert brings attention to the three different laws behind what he calls the Placenta Revolution.
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[@HollowSun]

"any time Emma spoke up I started to feel more and more oppressed" Fucking GOLD

[@cameronmcleod8419]

"What'd I say that made you feel so oppressed?" "I dunno, I wasn't listening." SUCH A GOOD PUNCHLINE TO THAT SET UP

[@gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393]

this is why young men go to the right wing because of armchair state capitalists and their easy lives looking down on male prolitariet smh

[@powerboon2k]

I like how Emma realised immediately he was joking and went with it.

[@dasubwuufer]

He was way too coherent to be an actual MRA caller

[@kcolonelx6181]

This bit was both hysterical and well researched

[@kcolonelx6181]

@@alabamamandeluxe7070 According to you think news has been "breaking" for about a year.

[@kcolonelx6181]

@@alabamamandeluxe7070 They have already heard it and dismissed it as a lie

[@julianmarsh8384]

You're pretty funny, too!

[@kcolonelx6181]

@@alabamamandeluxe7070 Easy, you repeated it.

[@kcolonelx6181]

@@julianmarsh8384 You are too kind

[@jessicawalton3497]

"Don't Femsplain" 🤣😂 Love it.

[@Tmanaz480]

Almost as annoying as women femspreading on the subway.

[@diallo1347]

As funny as this was, it also made way more sense than the original MRA caller. Perfect joke call.

[@tednockowitz7749]

Yeah exactly like he was mocking those people but still managed to put out more coherent thoughts 😂😂😂

[@c-r]

"A trolly? It's like a train, only more trolly-like." Is one of the funniest things I've heard from a caller, it got me sideways.

[@absoluteterror9098]

the nonbinary tiebreaker 😂😂😂

[@vansdan.]

"a neutral party" ☠️☠️

[@ViolentOrchid]

You need two NB people, or maybe one NB and one genderqueer person, to add a wild card.

[@DJB3NNYB]

My brain is now in recovery mode from all of these high level ideas!

[@cipherhex]

I'm calling bluff

[@tamoorfromthe5ive]

"You have two kids? That you know of." 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelbare2109]

"It's like a train, but much more trolley-like." Literally tears.

[@bpdmf2798]

The stock buyback got me.

[@dirrdevil]

I apologize for the audio (a mix of nerves and leftist audio on my end), but I'm posting a transcription for a hard-of-hearing friend from Discord. Also, I improvised off a script I planned to guide the conversation (the only part that I was off-script is when Emma set up for the stock buyback punchline - that one was on the fly). KZbin is going to make me break it up into sections; I'll start a comment thread with replies to myself.

[@dirrdevil]

Dirrdevil: “Law one: placentas will be the new FIAT currency.” Sam: “Placentas will be the new FIAT currency? Okay.” Emma: “The placenta standard.” Dirrdevil: “Yeah, it curbs inflation. They naturally decompose over time. In a way that’s good for women because it empowers them.” Sam: “Yeah.” Dirrdevil: “They control the market in some fashion. So…” Emma: “But isn’t consuming placenta, you know, I mean, I guess, I don’t know how you can measure the amount of placenta in the world.” Dirrdevil: “It’s like a stock buyback.” Emma: “Yeah, it is a stock buyback. It is a stock buyback.” Dirrdevil: “Yeah, and uh, so I guess we’re all agreed on law one, bippity-boppity-boo, we’re keeping that one.” Sam: “Right. Law two?” Dirrdevil: “Law two: put parental rights on the blockchain. So, if there’s a feud between a mother and father about who wants to murder that unborn baby, um, sell tokens. Whoever wins the most tokens decides.” Sam: “Okay.” Dirrdevil: “And as a further side effect, you can make an NFT of the baby that would be, um, in case the mother does murder it because she hates babies, then at least the father could have a NFT of the child he would have had. Maybe mint a new one on the year of their proposed birthday, age it up to shame the mother for eternity.” Sam: “Oh, that's good. It would be very effective, I would imagine.” Dirrdevil: “Yeah.” Lech: “I like the NFTs but can we get AI in here any way? NFTs are a little bit last year.” Sam: “Could the AIs send like a notification on the would-be birthday? Flashing the NFT.” Emma: “The AI can just craft the personality of the child, so the child can be conversing with the parent, with the father...” Dirrdevil: “Yeah.” Emma: “... the sperm donor.” Dirrdevil: “We’ll all have AI girlfriends anyway, so… Emma: “Yeah.” Dirrdevil: “...that’ll be good.” Sam: “And law three?” Dirrdevil: “We have to fight the rampant fatherlessness, so…” Sam: “The father what?” Emma: “Fatherlessness.” Sam/Dirrdevil: “Fatherlessness.” Dirrdevil: “So, we all know that 2-parent households are better than 1-parent households, right?” Sam: “Of course.” Dirrdevil: “So 3-parent households would be even better than 2-parent households.” Sam: “Well, that’s a good, I mean, yeah, stands to reason, absolutely.” Dirrdevil: “I’m looking at the U.S. Census data and there’s three adults for every onechild in America, so I propose that the government forces everyone to participate in a threeway marriage over the age of 18. So, Sam, you got two kids, right?” Sam: “Yep.” Dirrdevil: “Okay. That you know of?” Sam: “Correct.” Dirrdevil: “Okay. So, you would need to marry five people in that case. And then your kids will be great. They won’t be coming to the show leaking secrets, spilling the beans, they’ll be much better handled.” Sam: “You know that sounds, I can, I mean there’s a lot to be said about that concept. So I marry five, not necessarily five women, right?I would probably be, itt would be one man for each two women, probably, right? So, I would marry…” Dirrdevil: “No, I’d like a non-binary person in the middle for a threeway thing, kinda like a tiebreaker kinda situation, so just kinda of, one side votes this, and a neutral party…” Sam: “So, I’d marry one man, one non-binary person, and two other women.” Dirrdevil: “Uh, yeah. I think that would work.” Sam: “I see, yeah. Yes, alright. Yeah, okay. I mean that…” Dirrdevil: “So, how do you feel about stuff so far?” Sam: “I mean pretty good. Uh, pretty good. Um…”

[@dirrdevil]

Dirrdevil: “Well, I think I could maybe convince you. How familiar are you with deontology and utilitarianism?” Sam: “Well, apparently, not at all. Uh, that’s why I lost my job on Bob’s Burgers.” Dirrdevil: “Yeah, there’s this little known philosophical device known as the trolley problem. Are you familiar with trolleys?” Sam: “I am familiar with trolleys, yes.” Dirrdevil: “Yeah, they’re kinda like trains but more trolley-like.” Sam: “Yeah, of course, right.” Dirrdevil: “Well, imagine all the world’s men are on the current track and this trolley is heading towards them, and all the other world’s women are on the other track. And both choices are bad, but you have to pull that switch to save all the men. It does mean sacrificing all the women, so the argument is if we don’t have women, how do we have kids? But I think the free market ideas can innovate a solution to that. What do you think?” Sam: “You’ve really hit every point on this, I feel like…” Bradley: “Sign me up.” Sam: “You sorta got this locked up. It’s sorta hard for me to argue, but…” Lech : “If we make a trolley kill all the women, you don’t think men will just innovate a way to have kids?” Dirrdevil: “Exactly.” Sam: “Yeah.” Dirrdevil: “Exactly. Because like, sure, women, childbirth, without men, who would open all the pickle jars?” Lech: “Yeah, we’d all be less emotional and we’d got a lot more stuff done.” Emma: “But, but…” Sam: “Yeah, and of course, like look, I mean, how many of those women have frozen eggs, uh, we could take those eggs…” Emma: “And harvest the placenta first, so we have a finite amount, um, so there’s no inflation.” Lech: “Yeah.” Sam: “Exactly, we could just regenerate new women and then just run the whole thing again with the trolley.” Lech: “It will be a chance to start women over in our own image, some type of control…” Dirrdevil: “Yeah, going back to Adam and Eve…” Sam: “Instead of a rib this time, maybe we do a different, uh, a different body part to make it a little bit more guy like.” Emma: “mmm… I think we know which one. I’m sad I have to die here, Jeremy. I have to get run over by a train?” Dirrdevil: “It’s, well it’s a trolley…” Emma: “Oh, sorry.” Dirrdevil: “...it’s kinda like a train but not quite.” Emma: “I got confused.” Dirrdevil: “Yeah. I mean we need men. Women sure, childbirth. But men, they can open jars. You could say that women could open jars, but no. I know lesbians could, but I think lesbians do not want to spend all day handling pickles. I mean, uh, they don’t like them. I mean they look weird the juice smells funny, it gets everywhere…” Sam: “No, I get it.” Dirrdevil: “They just rather have the jars. You can eat out of a jar, you can rub two jars together like a musical instrument, you can even put your fist into the jar…” Sam: “Alright…” Dirrdevil: “I’ll get to the point here…” Sam: “Yeah, Jeremy, we get the point. I think this is definitely a lot of food for thought as it were. I didn’t mean to bring that up so close to the pickles, uh, graphic, but appreciate the call, it’s a lot to think about.” Dirrdevil: “One thing, can I plug my TikTok before I go. I know y’all are getting on TikTok.” Sam: “Yeah.” Dirrdevil: “You’re trying to promote that. Uh, can I spell my username for TikTok?” Sam: “Sure.” Dirrdevil: “It’s t-h-e, d-a-v, i-d, p-a-k, m-a-n, show. Or you can search ‘hashtag d.p. show’, d as in double, p as in pickle. This is Dirrdevil, by the way.” Emma: “Hi, Dirrdevil. Beautiful.” Sam: “Thanks for the call. That was great.” Emma: “That was so good.” Sam: “Appreciate the call. That was good. Oh boy.” Emma: “A plus.” Sam: “A plus.”

[@trishabriggs2101]

Amazing! 😂

[@portmantologist]

I usually hate these ironic calls, but this guy is killing it.

[@mvslice]

You have to be both really well informed, and a good speaker, to do this well. It's only funny if you are providing real critique.

[@leafyrox]

Caller introduces himself, both Emma and Sam start smiling. This is my favorite kind of MR video.

[@Ssalamanderr]

"you can't have a revolution without laws" This caller is a genius, he/spermphilantrophist is synthesizing all modern thought into one coherent ideology

[@stjames3852]

Absolutely amazing call to hear live lmfao. dirrdevil you legend

[@oddjam]

I was absolutely losing it. I had to walk outside of work

[@rembrandt972ify]

When the Placental Revolution kicks off, all the kangaroos will feel so left out.

[@dimtool]

The platypus will find a way tho

[@jdog5270]

Don’t get me wrong I laughed the whole time but when he gave “his TikTok” I started crying laughing

[@mostlyharmless6x9]

I didn't get the Tiktok joke, could you explain for me?

[@cpualpha3654]

​@@mostlyharmless6x9there's an ongoing joke that David Pakman is stealing all their tiktok potential and the MR needs to seize that audience back.

[@mostlyharmless6x9]

@@cpualpha3654 OH!! Thank you!

[@EroticInferno]

Facts

[@birdworldist]

This caller is great. They deserve a lot of credit

[@mgeib12]

I listened to this live and had to leave my office because I couldn’t keep myself from bursting into laughter

[@Mr.Zen_73]

One of the best MR call-ins ever!

[@doctorbigsmiles]

David Pakman finally changed the background on his set... You guys totally need to steal it but change the color 🤣

[@brendanbiele2736]

This caller needs “their” own stand-up show.

[@EroticInferno]

“Sam, you have two children? You’re going to have to marry five people” 🤣🤣

[@warbear3863]

This man really advocated for a vp in every marriage 😭

[@oddjam]

With one call DirrDevil immediately launched themself into the all-time MR Pantheon. A legendary call and possibly the funniest call I've ever seen on the show. Edit: I suspect Dirr was using earbuds for this call... Bold decision

[@progressivedragon6664]

I sooooo needed this!!

[@jacobflanagan5141]

Nothing beats that ‘scottish’ guy who called in after the end of the scottish lord ‘drama’

[@RobinHerzig]

This is precisely the correct take

[@SgtWicket]

The sexthruples made up of one sperm donor and five sperm recipients would have a huge leg up in the placenta mining game

[@dirrdevil]

True, true.

[@mandym4913]

@@dirrdevil ❤

[@slavajuri]

Oh my God this was amazing

[@maynardthegreat]

Get this dude a show he’s a funny fuck. Like truly hysterical

[@w0ody16]

Lmao the pickle jars. And the Pakman plug to top it off! Well done.

[@FeralDawn]

This guy is a riot, it's great to have a caller with such wit every now and then x'D

[@65avo65]

Love this caller

[@andyghkfilm2287]

“Consuming placenta is like a stock buyback” Damb. Great point, I think I’m a Mra now

[@LiRoSo123]

“Don’t femsplain!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pauldssb6591]

BEST CALLER OF THE YEAR, THE ENDING KILLED ME

[@thesnapz54]

Seriously, caller needs a regular segment. That was a masterpiece. Wow!

[@RobinHerzig]

A masterpiece yes, absolutely

[@jkat2002]

You need to hire this guy for the show.

[@masoninho8]

One of my favourite call-ins ever. Feels like one of MB's bits.

[@RobinHerzig]

oh yeah… Michael woulda loved this bit you're right

[@Mitchthemysteryman]

@@RobinHerzighe’d be laughing in the background the whole time.

[@d.castillo9495]

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo we're keeping Law one.

[@djangogeek]

this was great to catch live lol

[@Draxtor]

The caller is reciting from a script to a movie Ben Shapiro pitched in Hollywood a while back 😅😅😅

[@_allegra]

Nah, this is far too creative and well written for a Shapiro script lol

[@Draxtor]

@@_allegra no lie detected 😁

[@Kaimosae]

Every minute of that was fantastic. Lol

[@gabrielgorski670]

An instant classic!

[@lordina1]

This caller is an artist!

[@SanguineThor]

The trolly problem part 😂💀

[@dtrahn1218]

Another example of why the Right can never really "own the Libs." Insincere, well-thought-out humor beats insincere "hatred" rhetoric.

[@Benjiemation]

Placental revolution 😅

[@julianjanssen5499]

I think the guy got a bit messed up. He really meant that the ownership of NFTs would convert to control of a DAO that would determine the fate of the baby.

[@RConnickJr]

It's so rare that a call-in listener who thinks they're funny, actually IS funny. This guy really knocked it out of the park!

[@SmartSmears]

Legendary even right up the the very end

[@JEffinger]

Jesus fuck the stock buy back line killed me.

[@dirrdevil]

That was the one line I didn't plan. Emma is a very good at setting up jokes.

[@ohbluescouser6267]

Awesome stuff. This is Feldman level satire.

[@sisuguillam5109]

Who would open all the pickle jars, he asks. The answer is (as always): lesbians.

[@patrickhiggins7223]

but they don't like pickles, LMAO!

[@sisuguillam5109]

@@patrickhiggins7223 you sure?

[@patrickhiggins7223]

@Sisu Guillam I don't know, just was repeating a line he said.

[@sisuguillam5109]

@@patrickhiggins7223 right! I should have written 'are we sure?'.

[@patrickhiggins7223]

@Sisu Guillam Ah :) i can be dense sometimes

[@krisowy79]

"lesbians could open pickle jars - but they don't want to spend their entire time opening pickle jars, they don't like them" LOL...this guy is should make a stand up out of this material

[@MrSaxokeet]

If u asked me, honestly, why is and has the Majority Report been the single best piece of leftist media since 2012, I'd tell you it's because of its listeners. GREAT caller

[@icunurse6825]

I wish there were subtitles because I can’t hear half of what he’s saying.

[@dirrdevil]

Yeah, my apologies. I think it was a mix of nerves and a sore throat. I definitely mumbled at parts.

[@jzoobs]

​@@dirrdevil you're a legend

[@brunaburg9377]

A few seconds in: "help, I'm being repressed".

[@kittyshooch5743]

Had me laughing my ass off listening to this at work!

[@reeseseater12]

Phenomenal call

[@LKH321]

Needed this! :)

[@charlesghost1683]

Four stars for Dirrdevil

[@88marome]

The 3 parent thing is actually a very good idea! I had that idea isnce I was a teenager but none of my friends liked the idea or understod what I meant.

[@EroticInferno]

Honestly? Hard agree. We should raise children collectively. Like, as a village. There’s nothing more harmful for a child than only exposing them to a limited number is perspectives. That’s why homeschooling, if done improperly, is considered abuse. It can be simply indoctrination, not education. Having children raised by the community would remove this possibility because the child would naturally be exposed to people with varying viewpoints, which may help them to form their own opinions and way of seeing the world.

[@CSGraves]

It was one of those moments where satire goes from the ridiculous and warps around to the sensible somehow... 'More than two parents? That's ridicul.... heyyyy wait a minute...'

[@billybigwig1154]

Great call. Start loading up on placenta now! Left is best.

[@whatthebuttsandwich]

I love watching Emma react to this.

[@ryankelly8074]

"they're kinda like trains... But more trolley like"

[@joshdelany5189]

I love the "tie breaker" spouse, like anytime we can't decide what's for dinner, better call your mother/father for their tie breaker vote.

[@roguetool8869]

Awesome!!!

[@ninjabum817]

YESSSS. I'm really glad you guys cut this clip!

[@joyliz3852]

At first, thought this guy was the rare pure crank, anyway, very entertaining 😆

[@antonlowe5370]

Thank you Jeremy.

[@mandyharewood886]

Oh, this is a prank call, right? In that case, it's hilarious!

[@dirrdevil]

Oh, definitely a joke. I'm parodying a specific MRA caller from close to 2 weeks ago.

[@patrickhiggins7223]

@@dirrdevil It was freaking great, spot on!

[@KorpsePaintKlown]

“Like a train but more trolley like” fuck yes 🤣🤣

[@chucku00]

Placentas and pickles? Yummy.

[@rorschach221]

This whole call is gold, but “placentas are the new fiat currency” really sealed the deal early for me 😂 😂😂

[@Benjiemation]

Man banger after banger😂

[@eriksalholm]

All-time best joke call.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Interesting to think about as a m a n 😂

[@ol_zoolicious]

Best gag caller I can remember

[@Mrster]

Up there with one of the best calls.

[@imcarlabee]

I'm crying this guy is hysterical 🤣

[@SourEggz]

Are you familiar with trolleys? They are like trains but they are more trolley-like. 😂 6:47

[@hayzed9491]

I really hope we hear from this caller again!

[@laurenupshawesq]

Best caller ever.

[@CutThroatJuggalo]

This had to be the funniest joke call on this show. 😂🤣

[@sammyclemens5390]

Perfect. No notes.

[@samuelrosander1048]

Somehow I think he would be taken seriously on right wing shows and by right wing audiences...

[@xtaintedx3l0vex]

This was excellent

[@dominicbriggs2418]

Bipity bopity boo 😂😂😂

[@stueyapstuey4235]

That was truly beautiful!

[@cayladodd9216]

Reallly needed some comic relief today 😂

[@OddHominum]

This was Amazing 🎉🎉

[@juratory8876]

Okay, who didn't invite me to the Placenta Revolution and why? 😂

[@whatsallthebrouhaha]

This is the best researched joke i think I've ever seenc

[@skycloud7637]

Great call

[@l.t.c8.1.46]

My favorite caller ever

[@IheartDogs55]

Excellent!

[@memecity9849]

Lesbians don't like pickles lmao

[@wynoglia]

Viva la revolution Edit: also thank you caller for giving Emma hearty laughs Always brightens my day to see our queen have a good time

[@kirkw.72]

Queen? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nar76109]

This is so awesome! 😂😂😂😂

[@nextchancenow7153]

Did he suggest a sperm tax? Not a bad idea.