IT JUST WORKS: Clash

[@seijiobrien4377]

If Abbacchio technically fought Clash with Narancia, and Abbacchio was a former police officer, does this mean that Squalo fought the Law and the Law won?

[@genericstickman5967]

Yes Yes

[@alessandrobaggi6129]

:D ;]

[@Dabajaws]

That should be an actual stand

[@smickothesmickest]

@@Dabajaws what? Ohh the Stand: Law ok I'll make one Stand Name: Law Stand User: Abbachio because why not Destructive Power: C Speed: C Defense: D Potential: B Range: C Ability: Can Create Guns out of nowhere and Objection signs

[@viewer8636]

I don’t get it

[@dudenameddoug7831]

"thERe's a SHarK in mY soUP"

[@gexianhen]

it wAs Huge!!... no! wait! i Mean.... SmalL!!

[@glebtarabrov6396]

Dude Named Doug Was that a mAdAfUkInG Toy Story refrence?!

[@tasertag7513]

*_WAITER_*

[@teawrecks1243]

Sheer Shark Attack has no weaknesses

[@bananaborealis6064]

@@tasertag7513 I feel like I see you everywhere...

[@HairyOreo]

3:10 "A in speed ... and D in Speed"

[@alderstifen7738]

What makes this even more funny is he says "C in speed" not D.

[@dc23ddd]

Lmao

[@tuskguy361]

The duality of man

[@egamerx1443]

C

[@DiscountMiku]

What makes this *even* much funnier than before is that he edit this comment and still didnt fix it

[@aidlord23]

I'd still love to see the Clash team up with Geb. Jumping between different bodies of water whilst having another body of water not only be a method of transportation but also a form of attack? That is spicy.

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

aidlord23 Imagine if Clash could appear from Geb

[@aidlord23]

JustinJKJ It'd be so good! And it wouldn't be limited to where it could go

[@justas423]

imagine harvest injecting aqua necklace. One shot everything

[@boreragnarok4522]

I think that clash geb And aqua necklace would be the perfect trio

[@Wobbmin]

I’m just imagining Clash appearing in Geb’s hand and Geb just yeeting it at someone.

[@LoganWH8]

Y’know, if Squalo had just carried some water on him, like a squirt gun or a bucket or even just like a bottle, Tiziano wouldn’t have had to die.

[@sillywombat]

I don’t like this comment ^

[@paulhage4059]

@@sillywombat as you should

[@sillywombat]

@@paulhage4059 I do carry water with me.. I just used it- tizzy needed a drink

[@The_Unknown_Wanderer]

@@sillywombat you didn't carry enough man. Always gotta come double prepared.

[@sillywombat]

@@The_Unknown_Wanderer I know I know... at least I'm with my tizzy now... all safe~

[@Omicron9999]

"If Clash grabs hold of you, *Clash wins."* *Clash proceeds to grab Giorno and spend many, many pages not killing him.* Maybe that should be amended to "If Clash grabs you *and you're not the protagonist,* Clash wins."

[@supersonicxz1]

I like how the stove timer spells out “ME:TI NT:BG”, which translates to your channel name. Nice touch of detail there, also good job on the video this came out great.

[@harryb12993]

WHAT!?!? NO WAY!!!! THATS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!

[@seba145]

It's almost as if intros normally show your name!

[@eVill420]

translates? more like it is an appreviation

[@harryb12993]

DEEDSHOT R and even more like an abbreviation

[@noircharade21]

What was the song during that part?

[@risottonero7118]

What if Pesci fought Squalo?

[@Set2Seth]

I guess imma go fishing.

[@sometffurry]

the battle of the shit haircuts

[@dleation6498]

Shark v fish

[@sillywombat]

@@sometffurry THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR????

[@carlwebber4094]

@@sometffurry Squalo has a nice hair cut

[@gregg8886]

The name squalo has never sounded more beautiful then when uttered by tiziano

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

Wonder who else comes to these videos after the character appears in the anime

[@SuperRitz44]

I tought it appeared on my recommended because of increasing views due to the anime

[@willowsonfire7994]

You read my mind. Even though I've already seen this video before the anime.

[@AsbestosEater1]

Me

[@sodapop2804]

i like how squalo and tizianos hair plays into each other's stands tizianos is silvery grey and slightly jagged while tizianos looks more like tentacles

[@MineCraft-tf1im]

you said tiziano for both of them

[@billberblinger5501]

Yeah

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

which one is tiziano again

[@wha-258]

@@dunkleosteusterrelli The long haired dude

[@nikola5955]

"if clash grabs you, you lose" except if your name is Narancia.

[@feeshofyeet5011]

Clash’s one weakness: *oranges*

[@unfunnyjoke3806]

geb and squalo I'm ripping off a better comment

[@moren8689]

You know, they could’ve just kissed. That would at least tamed squalo’s breathing and would result in his breathing patterns to blend in with the other people. I don’t know, stupid idea but I just thought about that considering how *close* Tiziano and Squalo are.

[@konstantinivanov1717]

I think it would've had the exact opposite effect, it might excite him to get kissed

[@saevus2686]

10:07 You've made Ghiaccio proud.

[@christopherrivera3475]

Plus interesting thing I thought of Take the Japanese pronunciation of clash (Kurrashu) and say it backwards and it kinda sounds like shark

[@gratefuldead3905]

oh my god, you're a genius

[@ocellaris1271]

*A SHARK*

[@uncreativeusername3772]

USHARUK

[@saas9997]

10:07 I like how you used the italian pronunciation of Venezia instead of Venice, as the story takes place in Italy. That kind of shit pisses me off.

[@Frog101_Real]

*D A G A !*

[@fishecake2794]

angery bloo boi

[@lauriemulsman9267]

I didn't know Ghiaccio was a cat!

[@uncreativeusername3772]

I love Venice what a beautiful city

[@lauriemulsman9267]

@@uncreativeusername3772 ITS VENEZIA!1!1!!1!1 GET IT RIGHT!1!1!!!!1!1!1!1!111!!_]£{2}]2?2!2

[@user-bq4fx3cg6b]

Tiziano and squalo are beautiful. Wish I Could reach relationships goals like them 😤

[@elgooblino]

Veirno Bruh you gay😂👌

[@aidn2050]

AMAZING HOTPOCKET bruh if I was in the jojo world I'd be gay too

[@kenansabic2901]

Gyro Well I guess almost everyone has people they would be gay for.

[@aidn2050]

Kenan Šabić big DADDY GIORNO

[@thevagabond5017]

NGMajora Squalo’s hair looked like orange seaweed lol

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I really enjoy talking head so yes I would very much like so see a video on it.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

Pajamapants Jack there's Always porhuv for that

[@Hailix4240]

Hey jack, nice to see you again.

[@kamui1847]

Are you here because the vid has payday 2 music in it?

[@teclehimanot]

He already made a video about tiziano and talking head

[@AgentSilver-en4yc]

I wouldn’t mind seeing a video for Talking Head.

[@nobleradical2158]

Agent Silver518 2.0 isn’t his stand kinda useless tho? Like if Narancia wasn’t such a B R A I N L E T the stand wouldn’t have done anything.

[@AgentSilver-en4yc]

Noble Radical it has a good few uses. Just better with a partner to do actual damage.

[@ruchick6155]

More like giving head

[@honestkyn718]

This stand seems... fishy

[@Mayahiime]

*the smelly smell that smells... smelly*

[@travismalarkey3668]

BOOOOOO!

[@tapdancinggiraffe9047]

(Cocks shotgun)

[@ryantaylor8560]

Die

[@vanthanhto4232]

*KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE JOKE!*

[@SomersBugtopia]

Vento Aureo is full of "it just works" Stands that either break old rules or are just abstract and odd.

[@alderstifen7738]

I get Notorious B.I.G, but what other stands?

[@SomersBugtopia]

Requiem Stands, King Crimson being poorly explained as time removal which makes it unique because it's a victim of miscommunication, Grateful Dead and Beach Boy with odd designs and abilities, Sex Pistols is six Stands with their own personality (a rarity in the series, which is done twice in Vento Aureo) and Oasis/White Album being a "suit" Stand. It stands, haha, out in the series.

[@alderstifen7738]

Requiem Stands are something new, I wouldn't really consider them abstract or break previous rules. King Crimson was only poorly explained as to what the epitaph was, Sex Pistols doesn't really break any stand rules, I mean, if you can have a cargo freighter as a stand, I don't see why 6 bullets is really that bad. Oasis and White Album are something I can't really get, White Album specifically made it almost sound like the stand made the suit of armour for Meleone but I guess that's wrong. I guess it's just cause it did unique things with the stand rules? I don't see how Oasis or White Album or the Sex Pistols broke the rules, other than setting a new precedent for stands to come...

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Mister awdkiwmajwdnawjda green tea because I'm still wondering if you'll be turn to mold or not if you jump up

[@RequiemShin]

@@thesuperdoge2476 *Green Day also Meti did a video on Green Day/Chocolate guy (not gonna spell his name)

[@samtheactualkenku6205]

I think Squalo's hair is supposed to look like seaweed thus feeding into his theme as an apex predator of the sea

[@12hoursTheReal]

Sharknado 6: Mecha Shark Stands Attack

[@jeffblacklight104]

don't give them ideas

[@D-Havoc]

Just don't be near water. *EVER.*

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

DeeperHavoc That’s the hard part

[@flothronk.2588]

It's not just water.... All liquids. So no shower use, no drinking, no soup. 😨😭... Well, S-H-I-T. We're doomed 😱

[@hyperion9934]

You have water inside you. You are never safe.

[@tasertag7513]

Two things: Saliva and blood. Oh, and semen as well if you count that in.

[@kasinokaiser1319]

Clash vs Dark Blue Moon

[@roriksavant]

Kasino Kaiser can you even imagine how much bigger clash would be in this situation

[@cingkrimson_requiem]

Megalodon Clash

[@zayaannashrid1374]

Clash would tear DBM apart like a ragdoll

[@genericstickman5967]

Dark Blue Moon is one of the worst part 3 stands Fuck that I’m happy C Moon exists so we have a good moon named stand

[@shadyflames4158]

How is dark blue going to win?

[@Vance_Danger]

I just noticed that when you were listing the stats, you said "speed" again instead of "developmental potential."

[@EnochVA]

Clash looks like a Pokemon in a way

[@IapitusMcHeimer]

It really does

[@Sappysappster]

Sharkpedo looking ass

[@lykthewarlock]

Prosecutor Spade ArEnT sTaNdS jUsT pOkEmOn...?

[@shadytriceratops]

Stands are Beyblades

[@lykthewarlock]

Shady Triceratops no they are fidget spinners...

[@kuroki2576]

Akarin would still beat him tho....

[@Mawjeen]

Good thing Jotaro wasn't in Vento Aureo...

[@kingkay14]

Ace of spades jotaro probably could’ve put an end to a lot of things if he was in vento aureo. Like help polnareff

[@Mawjeen]

and he's a marine biologist, so he would be able to beat clash easily

[@joao20able]

*fuck It's not a dolphin but Jotaro ain't picky

[@Mawjeen]

"Sharks are like deadly dolphins, right?" -jotaro

[@Mawjeen]

Truly Jotaro is the JoJo's JoJo

[@gexianhen]

oasis + clash... in venice!! the entire city is halfways submerged.. imagine if he start sumerging the streets more and more... anyways... if this stand is in the ocean he would be his strongest. how much bigger can he get?

[@leodelux2463]

Uuuuh clash proceed to get 5k meters of length

[@maskedsalesman2020]

I love the idea that Squalo and Tizzy used Clash on the ocean once and just used it as a teleporting yacht.

[@dreamcream3738]

Meti, just something to note; the 'durability' stat is less how much punishment it can take and more how long it can be used. In fact, another translation for it is "Power Persistence", more akin to Stamina. Clash's A in Power Persistence means that it can keep going for long periods of time

[@kenthegoat5749]

Meti: Use Venezia instead of Venice Ghiaccio: Finally, inner peace

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

Me says Venice Ghiacchio: Now What?

[@ShokoArc]

D A B

[@Drakkenlordz5419]

Fucking Butter just laugh at it ironically

[@noloviden4750]

More like B A D

[@liquidthegamer]

yeah... ZA BADTO

[@ryancarrell3186]

How strong a Stand is doesn’t matter in the slightest. It’s all about how smart of a fighter the User is, and how well their opponents understand it.

[@romanpecora567]

0:38 Meti, you’re burning the sauce, your burning the freakin’ sauce Meti!

[@smashflame2136]

Meti: clash could just telefrag you through a puddle Me, an engineer main: *Texan yeehaw-ing intensifies*

[@frogb00ts]

I've been saying clash is scary strong for years and NOBODY listened!

[@janussimonsen24]

Has Meti heard that Shimoneta is on Crunchyroll now?

[@waxee421]

Janus Simonsen u mean a dumb world where the concept of dirty jokes don’t exist

[@iamhungey12345]

Which is better? Drinking that tea or eating that cookie?

[@HappyVoidWanderer]

Ya serious?

[@megakidz13]

Meti not the dab guy

[@god47398]

Clash VS Horus VS Aqua Necklace VS White Album VS Geb VS Foo Fighters VS Dark Blue Moon

[@enigmaj1494]

Please do Talking Heads next. We need these two together as they should be.

[@Nedoiko]

I really loved the last part where you mentioned combining Geb and Clash, Id to see more videos regarding stand combos

[@vicwunder3062]

Squalo's hair is perfect and Tiziano loves it

[@blacksabbath7243]

3:09 you said speed twice instead of developmental potential

[@cbj4sc1]

Fun fact: One of the guitarists for King Crimson (Adrian Belew) also played for The Talking Heads

[@k6813]

I forgot this video was made 6 years ago until the dab bit came up..mmaaaaan I feel old

[@neurosynchron]

Fun fact: Squalo x Tiziano is basically White Blood Cell x Overhaul They have the same voice actors

[@pcjpeh0f9wh]

Clash could kill anyone by materializing in a person's bladder. For a man who writes plots based off Snapple facts, Araki doesn't think things through

[@manuelmateo3392]

Clash can't manifest in "sealed" bodies of water. Otherwise, he would have immediately entered the bottle that fell off the table when Narancia destroyed the soup bowl. Instead, he returned to the spilled soup after warping to the spoon, and it was only after the cap fell off that he was able to immediately jump over to the bottle. Clash needs a direct "path of entry" in order to get inside a water source. This includes the body, so blood would theoretically work, since even tears do. By the time, he's close enough to get to the bladder, it'd be easier to just cut the dude's throat or something.

[@pcjpeh0f9wh]

Hmm, didn't read that rule in the manga. Would make sense, though, since if Clash could manifest in any "sealed" body of fluid, it would be even easier to just materialize in a person's bloodstream and tear apart their heart.

[@joao20able]

what about the stomach? would stomach acid be swimmable in for a stand? Since it's not physical it wouldn't hurt him and if he bit the stomach and let the acids corrode the other tissues it'd be gg

[@divinechariot5542]

Manuel Mateo couldn't it have entered through the mouth or some other orfice?

[@manuelmateo3392]

Divine Chariot Definitely. When he hit Narancia in the face, he definitely could've entered the body through saliva. He didn't for two reasons: at that point, it would be easier to just slice the victim's neck. Second, he was already working on an established game plan. Getting close to Narancia was all for the purpose of attaching Talking Head to his tongue.

[@ThisIsEloy3]

As soon as I learned about Clash he instantly became my favorite Stand, somehow beating my love for Star Platinum.

[@JOLT_x3]

This makes Squalo the perfect EoH candidate that never was (EoH R? Local multiplayer)

[@jackooooooooo]

I would like a disgusting acts done at a cheap price JUST WORKS

[@Noobymanfire]

LSSJ Broly And Friends DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP!

[@theonethesequel]

ain't gay but $20 are $20

[@Pixelator0201]

Jack Gross actions happening at the price of 5 cents

[@Joseph-yh8gn]

So clash is basically the shark version of hanged man

[@soundsofstabbing3627]

Dude this fight was so hype during the anime! Narancia's theme that straight up slaps, the first and last appearance of his stand cry volivia (idk how to spell it I'm not Italian), the straight up rollercoaster of getting and losing the upper hand. One of my favorite part five battles. Doesn't hurt that it focuses on best boi narancia for like the only time besides little feet.

[@mgomez8396]

Why not have both clash and talking heads together

[@Goofygooberston]

Meti, blunt attacks are actually incredibly effective against plate armor, this is why maces were things in medieval Europe

[@alberthcuayla1587]

I never understood why Squalo don't bring a bottle of water in order to abduct victims, or better a very hot coffee container.

[@carsonkoc8778]

3:14 and a c in speed. 3:10 an a in speed.

[@SantiagoAgnes]

What inspires the transitions between your opening and the main focus of the video? They remind me of the transitions Adult Swim uses.

[@MetiNotTheBadGuy]

They are heavily inspired Adult Swim's bumps. Sometimes I can get one to work correctly and it really shows.

[@12fcali11]

Your intro bumps are getting better and vetter please keep it up

[@Crunchy_Troll]

@ 3:15 “and C in speed” Meti botched

[@comradecthulhu6052]

It’s second name could be Shark the Casbah.

[@auggiecunningham]

I like how the stand duos in part 5 are all musically linked 60s rock bands Punk New Wave bands 90s rock bands

[@auggiecunningham]

What happened to enemy stand duos? They were fun

[@cyanidebullet8283]

They were literally right next to a canal, so you're telling me squalo didn't think of making the clash bigger so that he could have just gulped narancia while he was outside

[@thecars4122]

If you look in the background, he was for a little bit but got closer to Narancia so he wouldn't attract much attention so Tiziano's plan could work out as well

[@JackDuripper]

Looks like the anime busted the telefragging theory, clash just shrinks the victim to fit in the body of water along with it, so Squalo wasn't misusing it

[@ihatealmosteverythingequal820]

The best about it is that if it enters ur body, it wouldnt do anything since is too small, very good power scaling

[@sdgundum990]

Talking Heads gives me the chills from how frightened I am of his power. Please do a video.

[@holyknightsirtjhd1855]

When you watch this video cause the the stand finally made it to the anime

[@milesmonaco2625]

Squalo (shark) the clashing squalo (actaully Shark) user

[@spritepine5345]

FINALLY the stand is getting the recognition that it deserves

[@cyanide4552]

Im really liking these intros. Very Adult Swim bumper esce.

[@eliabbott1258]

How big would clash get if it would have been put in the ocean

[@amazingfan15]

the Stand duo of Clash and Talking Head is perfect for targeting an enemy that travels in a group. the target would be constantly hit-and-run attacked with no way to inform the group as to the attacker's actual position.

[@ngmajora6986]

Looks like he's gonna need a bigger boat

[@Wattmalsh98]

But for real If it was raining and it could water warp through droplets That would be insanely unstoppable

[@manuelmateo3392]

It probably can. Shit's terrifying.

[@lishark843]

Catch the rainbow + clash + geb = Dark souls of stand combinations

[@enfield_horror1201]

Clash + oasis : Clash=appears inside any liquid Oasis=turns anything into liquid Clash + oasis= jaws 2.0

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

Love the idea of clash appearing from someones tears

[@cujoe9800]

0:45 prints his name onto the oven counter. Creative.

[@8-ball350]

Squalo vs that wired imposter captain from part 3. *N O W*

[@FubblerCo.]

Clash would definitely won against Dark Blue Moon

[@spacepenguins8939]

A in durability can’t take a punch D in destructive power can bit a mans tongue out and tear through metal

[@manuelmateo3392]

We've never seen any evidence for Clash not being able to take a punch, considering it doesn't even get damaged until Narancia cuts it with his propeller.

[@feeshofyeet5011]

POV Your walking down the street and a shark jumps out of a puddle, bites you and you find yourself teleported to the bottom of the ocean.

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

Clash was one of my favorite stands of part 5. Its really interesting how it works

[@Ian_StoryhammerForge]

3:20 god damnit Meti XD. also this moment is just one minute away from being 4-20 so...

[@Artster900]

Having only just finished the manga of Part 5, having only watched the anime until recently, I genuinely thought that the Stand's name was Crush, the changed English name, due to the way Japanese pronounce Clash and Crush. And when I did find out it wasn't Crush, I thought it was Crash.

[@Flurry642]

The Clash’s first album (and the album you listed songs from) was self titled. London Calling was their 3rd album

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

So what’s stopping Clash from teleporting directly into the liquid covering your eye and burrowing into your skull, killing or at least blinding instantly? We know it can travel in blood and wine just fine, so it doesn’t need pure water. Blood is around 92% water while aqueous humor (eye juice) is 98%.

[@smickothesmickest]

*claps* Geb. Aqua Necklace. Clash. Aqua Necklace controls Giorno, Geb and Clash attack Giorno while he's hypnotized, BAM HE DEAD SON We all know Narancia vs Clash it ended with a winner Fugo: I don't think water can be virus'd

[@overlordweeb8405]

I imagine geb turning into a water missile with clash in it a giant missile+giant shark=ciao crusaders/Gangstars

[@GiantBUThead]

This video was weird, like what was with the weird earrape and "wait what" memes, you are usually serious in your vids for the most part. That being said clash is one of my favorite stands and I love the arc too so I'm glad you made a video about him and although talking heads may be one of the most boring stands I'd watch a video on it.

[@CarmenLC]

Meti NTBG? Meti NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

[@eertikrux666]

I realized something Sorbet and Gelato's death was them being chopped up and preserved in formaldehyde, referencing Damien Hirst's "The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living" (I didn't copy-paste the name) which is a SHARK preserved in formaldehyde, possibly foreshadowing another gay enemy Stand user: Squalo and his stand: Clash, which takes the shape of a Shark

[@eliasd1850]

God I remember reading this and laughing my ass off in this fight, it was so fun to read.

[@howlpendragonfan0487]

Was actually just re-reading this arc.

[@snowqueen_8958]

I know this video is 4 years old but the Duo of tiziano and squalo are my favorite couple in golden wind I even named one of my plush sharks after clash

[@evanthomas4069]

My favourite stand in all of jojo. Who else wants a stand?:(

[@gexianhen]

good to polnareff to not be in this part yet, or he would have been attacked by a shark in a toiled - 100% chance! ( well it kinda attacked the protagonist in a bathroom anyways)

[@Zephyrs009]

>calls Olivia a glass canon >TAILLTE INTENSIFIES

[@RunescaperSeaman472]

Taking shots at THE WOOLSWORTH?! I'll allow it.

[@colestrawn4304]

2:18 theirs just something about a school of ramoras attached to a shack thats both disturbing yet fascinating at the same time.

[@peterstoric6560]

Are we not going to mention that squalo could just grab onto clash and gain the ability to shrink on command and could teleport. I know it’s not great for fighting, but it’s still impressive none the less.