Hang On This Gets Wild They Hit Everything!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St

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[@paulwolfe3709]

That Larson is the perfect example of the theory that just because you can AFFORD a boat, does not mean you should BUY a boat!

[@JP-st2mk]

😅😅😅😅

[@palkallevag6557]

some should never drive or own a boat

[@dancaptain2055]

What a total jack ass, these are the people we have to live with, can you believe it?

[@musicmusic2566]

Was wondering how somebody too stupid to have some lines ready could afford a boat like that myself.

[@bassgirl4962]

😅😅😂😂😂

[@silverstreetmoto1458]

🤣🤣🤣 when the dude jumped to the dock with a loose line 🤣🤣

[@stevenferris901]

That was crazy!

[@huahin6149]

Clueless

[@IrishAmerican17]

Definitely has no clue, he's even wearing freaking slides instead of barefoot or real boat shoes.

[@ProVelvetX]

Them are those new Bluetooth dock lines.

[@johnstevens7438]

A 13 minute clip of the Larson attempting to dock. I would love to see the follow up of them loading it on the trailer.

[@gemini_man3322]

We all would know if this video wasn't ended at the stupidest time possible.

[@NWSanta]

I was thinking the same thing, if there was this much struggle to get it to the dock, how much struggle was there to get it on the trailer. Tragic!

[@DonziGT230]

The only time Larson boy wasn't out of control was when he stopped using the controls. And his 'helper' was just as bad, he had the bow of the boat touching the dock right in front of him and didn't even try to do anything; jeezus, what a cluster f*ck pair they are.

[@rodneysmart9774]

they wear slip-ons because tying things up is just too hard.

[@61rampy65]

I am 70 years old, and I have never driven a boat. I have been a passenger exactly twice since 1964. I still think that I could have done a better job than the Larson captain.

[@rihamy2nd]

I *know* you could lol

[@philhowells7715]

The Larson really shouldn't have those foam mats rolled up on yhe bow. They should have been wrapped around the boat to protect it.

[@kirkrisseler1485]

What I would do if I was the guy in the Larson is give up boating all together! LOL WOW!

[@jamesp13152]

I'll bet that boat is for sale now...

[@barryzoll9772]

Golf?

[@lt1366]

LMFAO!!!! Wish I could be a fly on the wall when someone brings this video to his attention!!

[@largol33t12]

@@jamesp13152 IF he hasn't sunk it yet...

[@mrmd8819]

I like how the boat almost docked itself on dock 3 while he’s arguing about getting on dock 2

[@2pugman]

Is this in Miami or Cuba ? OH, wait...

[@lt1366]

and just ignored the fact he could just drift with the current in there an all his mate had to do is run to the other side.

[@20TooSlow]

This is why I 100% support a proper boating license including a driving test, competency test, etc.

[@theone4929]

Little kids need a license to have a little lemonade stand but this guy can go buy a boat of that magnitude go out on the water and damage property and endanger people's lives and it requires no license 🤔

[@gregg2732]

I think an IQ test should be way up the list! At the very least, it should clear up a lot of the congestion at this ramp.

[@asilvaphotography]

Alcohol consumption makes this useless, just like it does drivers licensing

[@jamess3532]

I can see having a boater safety course but we already have enough laws and fees in this country. For that reason I oppose boating licensing requirements. Just take a class and a boating lesson on your own dime.

[@opossom1968]

The Ocean is the test, you fail, you drown. In this case the wind was the test, he failed. There is not much a pilot test could do for lack of common sense and the ability to critically think. He did not even realize the wind was trying to put him on the correct windward dock, that never crossed his mind. All the pilot was thinking was the lee dock which in all cases is the wrong choice. That and the crew jumped of the boat without attaching the line to the craft. 'face palm' moment.

[@jaimeshull5439]

Dang, if it took him that long to dock it, I wonder how long it took them to load onto the trailer!! We need that video too PLEASE.

[@gemini_man3322]

We all would know if this video wasn't ended at the stupidest time possible.

[@kenrocha9210]

The amount of people who get off the boat with the untied line in their hand is amazing.

[@dianegreer2789]

Larson guy calling the jetski stupid?...needs to look at himself🤣

[@voyeur442]

Wow … that was painful 😮

[@palmbeachgrown5125]

I see Cuba is sending us their best boaters.

[@janjaf844]

The helper did he think the boat will tie itself at 3:40? Lmao. ...

[@largol33t12]

My god, those two were just brain dead zombies. Just because you have a platinum credit card doesn't mean you should...

[@stevenferris901]

I am amazed at the lack of preparation to dock. No ropes, no bumpers! It is difficult but it helps to be prepared.

[@SARDOGFL]

@stevenferris901 Called "lines" and "fenders" if you are a boater!

[@stevenferris901]

@@SARDOGFL thank you for correcting me. That is why we sold our boat! To many expectations.

[@craig8638]

Lines and fenders are the most basic of equipment. That should not be difficult.

[@stevenferris901]

I guess don’t have to worry about it. I experienced the second best day of boat ownership which is when you sell it! To everyone, find something else to point out our than my mistaken description!

[@srp75]

This must be the real Homer Simpson docking 😄

[@grosvenorclub]

We have a boat ramp at the bottom of our street and a whole Sunday afternoon's entertainment can occur with a coffee or beer and a comfortable chair .

[@michaelhughfox]

Jet Ski guy was clearly in the wrong, but how much did Larson have to drink? The officer should be administering a breathalizer and the other captain should be filing an accident report.

[@bobcosgrove3235]

Was thew jet ski guy supposed to wait all day for this moron.

[@Aprilseahorse]

A lot of time, the jet ski people just do what they want and have no skills to understand the dangers they put everyone in. On the flip side, I have seen skilled jet ski people push guys like this like a pilot boat. If you spend much time in the water, you will see all kinds..... LoL!

[@billyrowe0064]

9:40 he put that boat back onto the trailer. HAHA!

[@nodayatthebeach]

I swear this ramp has an IQ pole that you have to walk under to use it.

[@bobbiingram4258]

Best comment ever!

[@jimbluebaugh6090]

Really!

[@MatthewWilson83]

It's so low they just step over it.

[@cheetahobscura1165]

When his crew stepped off the boat just kinda holding the wrapped dockline that wasn't attached to anything... *headdesk* When I sailed regularly, we had such a process coming into the dock - lines tied and draped over the lifelines, fenders deployed, everyone knowing what their job was. Come into the dock, step off the boat, wrap the lines on the dock cleats and done. Easy, easy!

[@kevinhorne9643]

1st rule of boating: Never bring a boat into a dock any faster than you are willing to crash. 2nd rule of boating: keep your damn feet off the varnish!

[@tguy7707]

Goooood Lawd ... I hope that cop was waiting with a breathalyzer for that guy once he finally docked it.

[@largol33t12]

I doubt he had much in his system. He's just totally clueless about how to control a boat...

[@JH-wd6dp]

The "captain" of the Larson gave the officer a lot of probable cause to check for sobriety. I know it's challenging to dock with winds and currents, but still, with that amount of failing and striking the dock and other vessels, the "captain" needed to be checked. It definitely looked like more than frustration was at play.

[@gemini_man3322]

We all would know if this video wasn't ended at the stupidest time possible.

[@Niftynorm1]

Well the flags give an indication of what to expect from this boater. Valium should be in his future.

[@bobbiingram4258]

@@tommyrussell1415 with those boating skills, he wouldn’t be much of a pirate!

[@Rolie-]

yup @@bobbiingram4258

[@nunyabusiness102]

I love it when you said, just shut it off😂😂

[@jamess3532]

Rule numbers 1-10. Always prep your boat prior to pulling into the dock. Here's a hint: having lines ready to go is a great place to start! If you know you lack the skills to easily and safely dock your boat, get some fenders out. The next owner will appreciate it once you realize you have no business boating and sell your boat to someone who deserves it.

[@seaeagle8976]

Having lines at the ready is apparently illegal in Miami

[@jamess3532]

I've noticed that.@@seaeagle8976

[@SandmannOZ]

The person who decides to make a nuisance of himself in public like that doesn't care about the next owner.

[@BangStickky]

This is the same sort of person who never looks forward while traveling at high speed and then blames you for not getting out of the way after he runs you over.

[@timwagster9458]

Well, they are pirates from Cuba so we can't expect too much from them. 😄😂🤣

[@mariaparker7545]

I always think that if you can't control a rope forget about the boat!

[@largol33t12]

His buddy was just as atrocious and incompetent! LMAO. I bet it took them an hour to get the damn boat on to the trailer. Seriously.

[@meltdownman8911]

Golden rule to all my fellow skippers out there - always give any boat with a skull and crossbones flag, a VERY wide berth.

[@richerwin6397]

The jet-ski guy probably had no idea what Laraon was trying to accomplish

[@c.brannan1782]

Today’s episode of Miami Boat Ramps we have the 2 stooges.

[@nealoglesby1059]

7:30 Instant sobering effect of an officer. That's the best the capt has looked all day.

[@TOMVUTHEPIMP]

Approaching the dock with one guy holding a loose line. Hahahahahaha!!!!

[@craig8638]

The best part is while he’s having the argument the boat is floating nicely toward the dock on the opposite side.

[@lt1366]

And then because he is totally oblivious to that, all hell broke loose!! LOLOL!!!

[@RoyJenkins777]

That was brutal to watch, the officer has to be wondering if he's intoxicated. God Bless

[@surfstarcc1]

Take down the Pirate flag, pirates know how to dock boats. 🤣🤣

[@rflmda5262]

No wonder these boat dock videos are so popular and entertaining.

[@user-vf6ru8gm9p]

When larson cap was arguing with the jet ski and let off the controls the boat almost docked itself on 3.

[@bendeleted9155]

Our Cap'n does his best work in neutral.

[@deerlady104]

PURE GENIUS!!! JUST, WOW!!!!

[@tonypappas1839]

Amazing how this dude is a boat owner!!!

[@joshhomer4367]

Never ran one but that Larson looks prettier nimble and responsive for the size. That docking debacle was painful.

[@riazr1807]

The irony of it, Larson cap angry at jet ski, smacks into other boat, doesn't even acknowledge or apologize. What would you do if you owned the other boat?

[@markstowe802]

Right?! Not even the owner of the boat that got smacked seemed all that upset!

[@wizardofoz641]

and had the audacity to spit at the jetski dude when he drove past. I would have launched as well. jetski owner could have died of old age waiting for this pelican of a boat owner!

[@1teammom72]

For everyone’s sake, I’m hoping that guy is putting that boat up for sale!

[@joshhomer4367]

Cheap! Another attempt like that and the boat will be ready for the scrap yard.

[@paulne1514]

I was wondering, who backed the trailer down the ramp? If he drives a boat like this, can’t imagine backing a trailer would be any better!

[@largol33t12]

@@joshhomer4367I'm 99% certain the boat has sunk by now. 😂🤣

[@user-bh7bi4bu1t]

He's a proud Rican though 😆🤣

[@everythingforfloors]

Wuoa😂😂😂,This guy is a warning on rampsss 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nolangoldberger2921]

Struggling at the launch literally gives you anxiety and rages of anger.

[@bobwoods1302]

Jumping on the dock with the rope not tied to the boat is unbelievable.

[@ericadventuresafieldafloat513]

That’s the reason we have our heads screwed on.😂

[@mantas6293]

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results” - Albert Einstein

[@LiquidityHorizon]

I came for the comments. This is one of the best examples of a person that should not be behind the wheel. It blows my mind how so many people do not prepare their boat before they come in to the dock area. (1) fenders out, (2) lines attached and ready, (3) instructions to the other person before coming in, (4) use the wind to decide where to best dock, (5) I was told early on “ass first” to the dock to unload the guy and tie the back cleat first and that’s worked for me. Fenders cost less than boat damage. Amazing footage

[@RichardBaran]

This is awesome!

[@rktkt3637]

I live near here and boat these waters.... every time I see a boat with flags like that I steer clear. Not sure why, but it just seems like those flag boats are always the ones that ignore the rules of the water, crash their boats into various item - docks, the seabed, other boats. Oh, these are typically the ones throwing trash overboard too.

[@paulne1514]

Not just the flags, but the music speakers hanging. Most of the problems we have are jet skis, pontoon rentals and these boats with the high aluminum racks for speakers and wake boards.

[@WagTheDog_813]

Those flags tell you a lot more than just wind😂

[@andip8495]

AW COME ON LET US SEE THE GOOF BALL LOAD THE BOAT ON THE TRAILER LOL

[@Oldsparkey]

The guy ( actually , both of them ) with the Larson need to anchor it off shore and swim in. It would be the quickest way for them to get on dry land to leave. He could of put the wind to use and drifted in on #3 if he did it right. Let the wind work for you , not against you.

[@joesmith9053]

you're giving him too much credit calling him capt lol

[@maryrodriguez5661]

All these Cubans are a show to watch !!!Lol

[@rifleriverrat9311]

Boaters..."The Wind is Your Friend"!!! Don't fight it, work with it.

[@ear4980]

Want to see them put it on the trailer

[@jeffandvickie]

I christen thee "Pinball Wizard!!"

[@wizardofoz641]

ok! you win!😁

[@krisbaker9427]

That “captain” gives a good argument for suicide by embarrassment.

[@patmcbride9853]

I hope his friends and family find this video.

[@barryclark2582]

He's got drinking buddies not fishing mate's..... No one will trust him

[@tomdrummy4984]

Too funny…..getting off the boat with a line not tied to anything 🙃

[@ekitt7629]

I’m always so confused why people don’t use the wind, even when strong to their advantage. It’s like an extra throttle if you know how to let it take your vessel in the right direction.

[@dontall71]

Thats what I was thinking. Why not use the dock on his port side and use the wind to drift to the dock

[@grassfedeverything]

Need brains in order for that to happen@@dontall71

[@largol33t12]

My great uncle did that with his 90' Swan. He had a hilariously odd way to getting into the dock. He'd pass the dock, point it with the stern towards the mouth of the dock and rev the engines in reverse hard for about 2 seconds. Then he'd let the current just push him straight in. It was shocking to see it all work out when you're on the yacht because it didn't look like it could possibly work. But he got it in after only two attempts. Just two attempts. And the wind kept changing direction like crazy. The dock he moors in is Apollo Beach.

[@bobcosgrove3235]

I think the captain has had a little too much to drink. The police need to run some sobriety checks on him.

[@Fish-please]

Is there a link for part 2....the "'Trailer attempts" ?

[@treehuggerdeluxe5598]

Shoulda used that swim mat as a bumper, since they apparently don't own any lol😅

[@GreatLaker69]

A good technique when docking against the current is to come in head first and get the bow line tied to the dock, allowing the stern to then swing out and weathervane. Then, with the bow line secured, turn the motor towards the dock and gently reverse idle. This will swing the rear end into the dock and your mate can secure the stern line. Like my daddy taught me, go “slow like a pro”.

[@Dan-zb7vn]

All the gear and no idea 😂😂😂

[@leedavidson1245]

Love this channel, you remind me of a golf announcer!

[@salcutrona4894]

Honey well be home in a week once I dock the boat🤣🤣🤣

[@MontyPiper]

that's half the battle.. now he has to put it on the trailer

[@johnxhash]

BRUTAL!!

[@cgirl111]

You don't just try to struggle at the dock if it doesn't go as planned. You do a go around. Back out and do the approach again. If that doesn't work learn from the conditions, go around, and replan. Trying to correct the mistakes that close never goes right. Gear in gear out and if the wind is killing you more gear in than gear out but never above idle. Always plan for the wind.

[@donaldoakjones2739]

Absolutely brutal .........is it his first time ? or is he absolutely wasted ??

[@polyrythmical]

best way to dock in the wind, 1: Attach long bow line and go the the stern. 2: Cap reverses boat stern to dock 3: deck hand jumps off the stern and attaches bow line to dock at a forward stanchion. allowing for a little slack. 4: with bow attached, cap turns wheel (in this case) maximum starboard and reverses slowly. 5: the bowline acts as a fulcrum allowing the stern to fold into the dock. 6: tie off stern line and there you have it.

[@TC10394]

Unreal wow!

[@tonyjordan1320]

Why in the world didn't he take the dock to his left? The wind would have pushed him right next to it....

[@hotbam37]

I know right. All he had to do was get somewhat parallel to that dock and the wind would have pushed him gently into it. He committed to the dock number 2 after yelling at the jet ski guy. He knew he'd look like an idiot if he didn't end up parking there.

[@JustWbwana]

I would use the Pier 3 and let the wind carry me in

[@therajadel]

The Cuban Capitan 😂

[@davidlongo7391]

Watching your videos crack me up. So many people should NEVER pilot a boat, or even own one.

[@brandonb417]

At least that cop was there watching him hit that other boat.

[@blueheelerfriend8450]

Guy with the big boat must have been drunk or high 🤣

[@markweigel3301]

😎🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳BIENVENIDOS A MIAMI 🥳🥳🥳

[@Jonyam]

The Larson is like a giant cork bobbing and getting blown everywhere, that boat handles differently even in calm conditions. Cap needs to practice especially in windy conditions with currents.

[@wm5723]

Living in Miami is a challenge and this video shows why. No difference when they drive on the roads. Can’t wait to say goodbye to south Florida.

[@bodnarboatworks9867]

Captain should have tied a dock line to the starboard bow cleat then let his dock hand off at the dock from the bow then have him tie up to the dock cleat quickly then turn the drive into the dock in reverse and it will pull the back of the boat into the dock and then captain could leave the helm and wrap the rope around the dock cleat. That's how to dock against the wind easy and works every time!!!

[@GlennLandry-dd2ux]

That's hilarious

[@ghpjerry]

That's for sure Joe & Hunter.

[@mikebmg6262]

that cop needs to administer a breathalyzer test on the capt of that larson.

[@rodan154]

Wow this guys actually driving a boat ! The cop should give him a breathalyzer

[@joeharmon4293]

I see a breath test in the near future !!😂

[@FrankenTruck]

I don't think I ever see anyone using lines to pivot around the end of docks or pilings for tight maneuvering or bad cross current/wind. He has crew on the dock. He several times got the starboard side to the end of the pier. Tie off to the mid ship cleat, run the line 1 - 2 piles up and half hitch it. Bump the boat in and out of gear to pivot to the leeward side of the dock. Cut hard to port and bump in and out of gear to kick the stern over while the movement forward on the dock line will draw the boat in perfectly. Tie off the bow and stern, and boom! Perfect landing!

[@artlife6210]

the Larson shuffle lmao that guy shouldve bought a canoe

[@mstrtwister]

This guy needs a boater safety course again, again and again until it sticks!

[@xlandros]

Guy hopping off with the line not even tied to the boat made me laugh out loud.😂 Looks like an expensive boat…apparently not enough money left over to buy some fenders?

[@MichaelLewisMusic]

That cap looked like he was totally out of it. Like he was on something. Surprised he didn't get hit up with a DUI from the officer.

[@edgardner8539]

I need an aspirin after watching that

[@junior5389]

If they never had a car to drive in their country, how can we expect them to drive a boat.! Smh