Michael McIntyre | Best of Big Show Stand Up Comedy

[@dallasreid7755]

The guys a multi-millionaire and deserves every penny. Turns everyday life into comedy gold and has no need to swear.

[@yvonneost12]

So true he's brilliant.

[@annemolyneux6793]

He’s definitely brilliant, but he definitely swears!

[@fernandasoares2112]

​@@annemolyneux6793 a little bit, not too much as it becomes rude.

[@ericburton5914]

I know he is great but why do people have to mention someone's status or worth to make up their minds cause if they are only watching cause they think he must be good cause others like him then you aren't a true fan you are just buying his ticket to say to your aquaitances you saw him so you don't feel left out.

[@sandhegivens9996]

❤l opportunities q​@@yvonneost12

[@jemmaj2919]

this guy kills me everytime i rewatch his shows, he's just timeless

[@RACHELENCHNER]

Michael's greatness is in his ability to turn the most trivial human actions and behaviors in everyday life into good jokes. He has an amazing ability to observe. I enjoy every moment when he is on stage, and wonder what those close to him feel when he is around.

[@pamstoneman4740]

I watch over and over he is brilliant

[@RACHELENCHNER]

@Len Fargell I wish I was. I respect your negative opinion of him, and hope you know how to respect my opinion.

[@RACHELENCHNER]

@Len Fargell I will choose my comedians myself, thank you very much.

[@cliffwheeler7357]

This is meant to be a best of ? This guy is about as funny as a death at a birthday party.

[@StupiderWithAB]

i feel stupider after watching this. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos. 🤔

[@anitareasontobelieve883]

How did we make it without this delightful man before Covid? He's the best!

[@AutomaticDuck300]

He’s been around since 2008

[@benjaminc2007]

This guy has me in stitches every time he's a comedy genius! Would love to see him live!

[@roshel-l7610]

Let's admit that he is one of the best! 🔥❤️😂

[@Jason-Clark235]

He certainly is a great laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@omarsolomon7156]

The best ?? You obviously haven't heard of Dave chappelle or Chris rock .

[@Jason-Clark235]

@@omarsolomon7156 to be honest I haven’t

[@cliffwheeler7357]

And this is meant to be a best of ? He's about as funny as a death at a birthday party.

[@starriderkittykat9064]

@@omarsolomon7156 but see,there comedy is different,his is more family Oriented and no bad language.. I love Cris rock and seen his HBO special just like I seen Eddie Murphy Raw on stage on HBO.. Their m9re gritty and Not PG!..

[@rajeshn765]

Great thing about his comedy is these jokes are all relatable world wide.

[@carlinkag2525]

Lol, not all of them, in my corner of the world Christmas happens in the dead of summer and the heat is unbearable. And the only snow we get happens only on the mountain peaks and people take trips to go show it to their children who've never seen snow.

[@flamingpieherman9822]

@@carlinkag2525 well that sounds like Florida...except we don't even have mountains...we have pictures of snow.

[@carlinkag2525]

@@flamingpieherman9822 Ya'll have florida-man😆 ask him to organize some snow for you!

[@harryturner8701]

Worldwide??? Yeah I bet Muslim countries love the Christmas jokes. I bet counties that go through famine think the dieting jokes are fucking hilarious.

[@rajeshn765]

Lesson learned! I was trying to be nice!

[@emerobroin2577]

I just discovered this guy and I love it. Thankyou for making me laugh.

[@trudylieb5902]

In love him too! Watch him most every night before sleep..love laughing just before sleep!!❤️❤️

[@freddieguillemard5994]

There should be a law that everybody must watch an episode of Michael McIntyre before getting up in the morning. I am convinced that the world would be a happier place……

[@kirstychalk6202]

Literally my pre-exam ritual all through uni was watching Michael mcIntyre beforehand to calm my nerves, 🤣

[@HazaraAfguk]

What a guy, I don’t really find a lot of comedians funny but mr mclntyre gets me every time 😂 😂

[@corinnewatts6683]

Thank you so much Michael. Your vids have made this year bearable. Whenever the news stresses me out I look for you online for a quick rebalance of mood and spirit. Yr a legend mate and yr Aussie accent is enormous 🇦🇺

[@thesilversurfer7136]

Michael is the king of comedy!

[@marykeeps2964]

I had to turn him off….I couldn’t take one more second, absolutely has me doubled over, unable to catch my breath, face soaked with tears of mirth. Michael McIntyre is a freaking comic GENIUS! Absolutely brilliant.

[@revinaque1342]

"I'm just a very hungry person." I don't think I've ever related to a sentence more 😂

[@sarahsalsa2461]

Same 😅

[@AnnaPxx]

Same here. All the time 😂

[@alltoohalliwell]

I was watching this while eating a pile of chips 😂

[@Janlcoyne]

Michael makes me belly laugh every time I see his videos!

[@chrisgray9979]

I love listening to Michael. Makes Covid bare able. Laughter is the best medicine and he is one of the best ever. Love from. Melb, Australia. Please visit when you can so we can see you live. ❤️ ❤️

[@carlinkag2525]

Shoutout to everyone who's stood there pressing a traffic light button that was actually just broken

[@Jason-Clark235]

That is me like at least 2 times a week .lol.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

Lol!

[@maijaz6228]

I obviously did. And probably will do.

[@secmach4011]

I have to agree he is the funniest comedian and I never get tired of watching him. I would love to see him in person but I live in South Carolina in the US but if he's ever in the states I pray he's near by so I can go to a show.

[@theinfiniteflightdeck]

I’m literally dying right mow! Absolutely fantastic.

[@thesilencevevo9839]

Micheal should really do films !! Seriously he’s absolutely hilarious!!

[@winterwitch457]

“They keep talking while they’re inhaling, it’s a skill that only children have” Proceeds to perfectly imitate the inhaling talking 😂 Absolutely love Michael he’s definitely my favourite comedian

[@carlinkag2525]

Shoutout to everyone who experiences Christmas in the summer months

[@autumbreeze1129]

Yeah, they're not so much fun these days

[@eurekalass]

Just not the same 🙁

[@elitaylor2908]

it’s the weirdest shit

[@Jesuscares7680]

Summer was the same for me.. essential worker.. I just worked with a mask on ..I'm still working with a mask on

[@ybbafs5833]

Never experienced snow.. kinda sad 😓

[@whyanita7187]

I love this guy.

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤

[@sophie-eh4te]

i remember watching a lot of this live and my whole family hyperventilating when it got to "i'm feeling a little pancakey"

[@charlottecolley8713]

You relate to us all in every daily aspect of life ..... And only you make me simply giggle.... and yes, giggle!

[@susanjohnson9795]

Thank you so much for making me laugh. You can pull me out of a "woeess me" mood. 😁

[@mena94x3]

His frozen windscreen bit was hilarious. I know so many people who do that. 😂😂

[@justaperson6922]

Defently the best guy with the best jokes lmaoo

[@Jason-Clark235]

Definitely 100%

[@Adam-kf7dj]

His kids are now 12 and 15. That was 5 years ago.

[@ShinyRedGrapple]

Ew why are you so interested in his children

[@Adam-kf7dj]

@@ShinyRedGrapple Grow up

[@Jason-Clark235]

@@ShinyRedGrapple it ain’t that hard to find some little things out. get a life

[@TsukikoLuna26]

holy crud

[@alexheadford9868]

@@Adam-kf7dj yes he should grow up

[@sadie4me2]

Just accidentally discovered this guy.....,,,,sooo funny.......I love him.😂

[@jjskills5338]

Same, two days ago

[@mena94x3]

The metabolism bit was spot-on, as well!

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

My brother and I are now adults. However, we still from time to time engage in sibling rivalry.

[@maijaz6228]

Breathe out and embrace it. It's life long.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@PGH Engineer The younger one, obviously! Lol.

[@KrisAdamsTV]

I am going to see him live again soon!! I am so excited!

[@KrisAdamsTV]

It was amazing, as you'd expect!

[@AnnaPxx]

I'm a grown woman and I still enjoy pressing the lift button, the traffic light button and even the button which opens the doors on trains...

[@ButterNutSqwoosh]

Me too 🤣

[@AnnaPxx]

@@ButterNutSqwoosh ...it's a guilty pleasure...😉

[@gardenjoy5223]

You must have been starved for those as a little girl... Maybe from a large family? "It's my turn now!" "NO, it was Your turn 5 months ago!"

[@AnnaPxx]

@@gardenjoy5223 I was brought up as an only child for most of my life, it's just an addiction! It's so empowering, pressing a button and feeling in control of something for a moment! 😂😂😂

[@gardenjoy5223]

@@AnnaPxx Haha, so funny. You could control everything always and got addicted to it. Keep pushing those buttons, hon.

[@petraz.6631]

I swear I cried from laughter!!!!

[@oliegould1720]

He’s hilarious

[@sistagalsistagal8136]

They should have a Zoom MM show with a Zoom Audience in The UK everywhere, and broadcast it on TV every week. It would cheer people right up. He is just so funny, and it makes you feel like your actually in the audience. I just LOVE HIM 🤣😍.

[@oliegould1720]

I looooooove him

[@Slash1066]

The growling tummy part had me laughing so hard

[@thecrescent928]

He's hilarious!!! 😂❤️

[@mena94x3]

I almost pee’d myself when he imitated all the “chatty tummies” at the Austrian health clinic. 😂😂😂😂😂☠️🤭😬

[@nicolarollinson4381]

He must actually be super fit. Sooo funny. Love this man

[@Shorty-uh9ks]

He must be surely. Mans running and walking all the time around the stage 😅

[@nicolarollinson4381]

@@Shorty-uh9ks yeah, right 😅👍

[@out_of_control1]

Your observation skills and turning menial situations hilariously funny is genius 🤣 😂😂

[@confirmedgamer855]

I can’t stop laughing

[@Butterflygrrl]

Michael McIntyre is The Funniest Human Alive!

[@colmmclaughlin5120]

Michael you have alway made me smile thanks you

[@RobynStanbury]

THANKS Michael ❤ saved the day😅

[@tomjesty3992]

This was the only reason I watched the big show 😂

[@stephaniesebastiaoandrade1638]

It’s my turn! It’s my turn !!!! It’s so true!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@eachellsfinefurniture4853]

Real Funny 😂, not vulgar or rude 👍

[@mr_clean6234]

I'm wheezing😂😂😂

[@amnigma2342]

Awesome jokes aside, I just realized that not everyone was taught this in school but the "pressure" for the weather forecast usually points out whether a storm is brewing. If there's a low pressure area near you, there's a chance it will become a storm.

[@michaelbishop9157]

I have never understood why so many people would rather pokes their eyes out with a sharp stick than listen to 30 seconds of Michael McIntyre

[@davysmith1934]

Silly Billie's 😂

[@Sarando1]

He’s a brilliant comedian.

[@lordgrim1798]

*“I thought i was gonna die”* *“And you LEFT me to DIE”*

[@londonshima6417]

Thank god I needed to get my fix

[@janeyoke3452]

My favorite comedian and beautiful soul. I wonder how many women and girls are in love with him. (Me too!)

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Me too .he makes my day ,just love him.❤❤❤❤❤

[@ROBERTSCOIN]

i have walked up to a pelican crossing and there have been someone else waiting to cross and i said have you pushed the button for the lights to change and they have said oh have you got to press the button so they was waiting there and didn't realise they had to press the button for the lights to change

[@lydiaann4490]

@Robert roberts That sounds Nice, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

[@ba-wp5zs]

You know...the button doesn't do anything (unless you're pressing it between midnight and 7am)?

[@QwertyVirtualReality]

Michael: I don’t need to know the direction of the wind or the pressure Pilots: an I a joke to you

[@Kidkromechan]

Watching Michael makes me want to forget walking and start skipping. *Michels voice* "Oooo look at me" *hippity hop*

[@krrk6337]

For those who curious, a stone is approximately 6.35 kg. Damn imperial unit.

[@kathleen109]

Or 14 lbs.

[@Menarecuteaaa]

@@kathleen109 or 6350 grams

[@user-sy6fj2bm1z]

He is BRILLIANT 😊❤

[@daniellashah7995]

He is the best

[@PCStPierre]

Going from watching a Jimmy Carr show to Michael McIntyre is enough to cause split personality disorder.

[@IDAHOmag]

Love everything he does....🤣😂🤣😂 I am in Idaho...not I da ho it’s one word. We grow potatoes 🥔 and have a blue football 🏈 turf. That’s all we are known for.

[@brynesmith6790]

@Bridget Frank Can't stop laughing either, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

[@girodiboanottetempo5931]

I love him.

[@ED10408]

Amazing 😂

[@harryaspris]

I don't need vitamins I have SuPpLeMeNtS... 😂😂😂

[@maxie1445]

#bestcomedian of all time

[@missvidabom]

I love it when you’ve already pressed the button and someone wants to press it again because you must not have pushed it correctly.

[@charlottecolley8713]

You are the ever best! 🤣😂😀

[@Emma-vn8bl]

I died when he was speaking while inhaling because the subtitles just said “music”

[@darienchrysafis3655]

Yes, we DO need to know the wind direction!!!

[@JaniceKowalewski]

Here in 2024…again. love how he seems to be having as much fun as us, his audience.

[@gabrielrlx6487]

Ahhaahahahahah I never watched you but you are sooooo funny

[@yalocalkebab_yt6093]

Sorry I’m late I got stuck in the pressure 😂

[@KaukungwaSakaria]

The best to do it 🙌🏾

[@ugjohn]

Nah man then button in the lift is one of life’s thrills

[@0That_Guy0]

That street light button is too real; sums up high school. People just standing there not understanding why the light never goes green.

[@sassycassie1282]

Am I the only one that’s actually likes winter?

[@realar]

Nah. I love winter.

[@maijaz6228]

I hate winter.

[@McSamwich91]

Lmao, laughed my head off

[@addisonandidk83]

Me and my sister have the same age difference as his sons and the amount of times we would argue about sitting in the front is ✨MoNuMeNtAl!!✨

[@cathyleeziemba3508]

I had 4 children, a 12 passenger van. They all got a window., and there were heating and cooling vents under all 3 back benches. They still found something to squabble about!! 😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyherstell8569]

9:35 the outside world 😂

[@ViccTheThicc]

Micheal talking while inhaling CC: *[Music]*

[@sammyryan8161]

The meteorology joke is so good especially when you actually understand what the pressure actually means

[@rebeccaswift7588]

Lol..where I live in nor calif we have a pancake day in the spring..huge outdoor pancake breakfast

[@aroundM21]

10:11 same pal

[@elzdatzz5143]

im in secondary school and ik what the pressure is coz it an tell you about rain patterns and stuff its interesting XD

[@justi0996]

LMAO 🤣

[@davidtrishhope9841]

He is great

[@emmabullock9475]

If you live in Canada, you have no choice about watching the weather forecast in winter. If you don’t you might walk out your door one morning and freeze solid!

[@MrMagicianJr]

0:24 only time me and one of my brothers would fight over who sat Where was when we were on a plane for who would be next to the window

[@Matthew.Devlin]

Plz come too Australia

[@rebeccanormaine9656]

Hello there Michael , much love from the USA. I want you to know that mr. TRUMP has provide all comics with atleast for 2021. I cant wait to hear from you. The poor man had to eat crow. And has big black feathers coming out of his mouth and ears nose and that's just top hafe! . You are a great story teller I enjoy you so much .

[@mplwy]

Lol! They apparently don't get the completely frozen frost on their windows that we do. You have to scrape that stuff off or let your car heat up for quite a while.

[@chantellenew2331]

What, are there no ice scrapers for cars in the UK?

[@becky2235]

Umm yes there are, he didn't mean ice he meant when there's just a bit of frost on them making the windscreen misty, taking a ice scraper to a fogged up/ misty windscreen...not a good idea! If you own a car please consider useing the heaters before going to the ice scraper if in the U.K.

[@chantellenew2331]

@@becky2235 I've experienced those conditions in many parts of the world.

[@brynesmith6790]

@Chantelle New Amazing, hope you doing good and hope to hear from you?

[@chantellenew2331]

@@brynesmith6790 retired, on the road in the West and Southwest this winter. No ice scraper needed.

[@brynesmith6790]

@@chantellenew2331 That nice to know, hoping we you can suggest somewhere we can chat to get to know each other better?

[@kathleen109]

Does England not have snow scrapers? So much faster than waiting for the defrost to work.

[@empowellment]

Fast metabolism peeps where you at?

[@rachelrooney6210]

I don't even know 😂😂

[@irisgallati]

Comment N° 11: YEAY!