"Where's Ozzy?" "He's by the front door." "He's never been there in his life!"
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know who Michael was until recently (I'm in Australia) but I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Another line I lost it over was the good night, good luck lol lmao
@dreamhobbiz5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lucysduckling36925 жыл бұрын
@@CovidConQuitTheCensorship same I'm also live in Australia and didn't know who he was
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship5 жыл бұрын
@Lucy time - yeah so where have we been, under a rock? 😂
@sadrakarugendo14525 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@plasticdeath312 ай бұрын
I have just watched this for the second time, the first time I didn’t have kids. Totally different experience.
@xlikewhoahxАй бұрын
Same! 😂
@nicholerubes295926 күн бұрын
I'll come back when I have kids. Although there are times I feel my dog is a kid.
@PhyllisAlexis15 күн бұрын
Hahahahah thats hilarious....10 years & 4 kids later...I dont remember how it was before😭💀😂
@jscho867414 күн бұрын
That's hilarious!
@derjoker320312 күн бұрын
Ja, isn‘t it? 😅
@ScarrVett5 жыл бұрын
His bangs frantically shaking over his forehead explains everything
@BrianLloyd19915 жыл бұрын
Hehe are you american?
@ordainedhughes13885 жыл бұрын
@@BrianLloyd1991 lol what's made you think she's american?
@BrianLloyd19915 жыл бұрын
@@ordainedhughes1388 just the use of the words bangs, im aware americans use that term
@ordainedhughes13885 жыл бұрын
@@BrianLloyd1991 ah
@the_greatest_unicorn5 жыл бұрын
In the UK we use the term fringe.
@SandraNelson0635 жыл бұрын
My father mastered a very important skill. He learned to handle the steering wheel with one hand, while he reached down and removed a shoe with the other hand. Then, while keeping his eyes on the road, he was able to reach back with the shoe and smack the two quarreling kids in the backseat. This is mastery level fatherhood. He had been a pilot for the Canadian Navy, flying sub killers on and off of aircraft carriers. So he had jet pilot trained reflexes. Don't attempt this maneuver unless you've passed flight school.
@MarsFKA5 жыл бұрын
(Helplessly ROTFLing here) Simply hitting the "Like" button is soooo inadequate for your comment. You richly deserve a lifetime membership of the internet.
@nanamimi73855 жыл бұрын
Why I find this comment very funny? 😆😆
@alexanderg19355 жыл бұрын
That's awesome! I can barely change the radio station without veering into oncoming traffic.
@lukenewton38305 жыл бұрын
Jakub Gdaniec you’re a douche
@Sam-oo1uo5 жыл бұрын
But how do flying skills help with removing your shoe to hit your kids? Do they teach you that at the Navy??
@ladygrey87075 жыл бұрын
I love this man's humor, he describes my children as if he has met them and experienced their terror lol
@kimraudenbush6154 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think he's been emailing with my parents... 😂😂😂
@moonwater79854 жыл бұрын
Ditto! Lol
@thebutchernassa83844 жыл бұрын
That's more horrifying than funny
@alkiebythesea3 жыл бұрын
Lady Grey, 9 months later, please share with us..boy or girl?❤
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Love his work 😂😂😂😂😂
@bbgun061Ай бұрын
It's hard work. But there's nothing like coming home from work and hearing my 3 year old daughter scream "Daddy!" from the other side of the house and run to give me a hug and a kiss... It's hard work but so worth it!
@tomyl30919 күн бұрын
I'm living it, it's amazing to see them running to you as soon as you open the door. I agree with you, thank you for sharing
@joosiej857 күн бұрын
I get that from my dog, but yeah
@derjoker3203Күн бұрын
@@bbgun061 ja, it is totally worth it!
@devilishtrouble5 жыл бұрын
It starts out a fight to get them to bed. Then teen years hit and you can’t get them out of bed. I have white hairs for a reason.
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Of course 😂😂😂😂😂
@V3R4L1B3RT4S10 ай бұрын
i'm an Italian teen, and i can verify this, although there is a lot more swearing involved since me and my parents are Italian! tanto amore dall'Italia
@pdebie1982Ай бұрын
Hair? I’m bald pulling them out!
@maikdabossАй бұрын
I met my uncle again after one year and he told me I've aged so much in one year, he almost did not recognize me.
@neerajasrinivasan758727 күн бұрын
The only completely universal phenomenon in this world!
@libby62725 жыл бұрын
That laugh...... that is the laugh of a broken man
@abeyshe10215 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@tuononnovainbici4 жыл бұрын
You mean 5:20, right? 🤣🤣
@NinaMaru493 жыл бұрын
Can totally relate to the not sleeping too.. I haven't slept soundly or at all really in 4 years..
@christypatton65723 жыл бұрын
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa! I’m ashamed that I’m laughing at his brokenness! NAAAAHHHH
@BloodyRoses6663 жыл бұрын
@@tuononnovainbici 5:22
@SolarVixen5 жыл бұрын
""all 4 of us had our heads out the window"" 😂😂😂hahahaah
@kimraudenbush6154 жыл бұрын
I'd never have that problem: i'd make sure the vehicle had power windows... And a window lock button.
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Love that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@christian1172-z9e2 жыл бұрын
I had to laugh at “leaving the house “. I remember when my five kids were all six and under. I realized we were out of bread. I also realized it would be easier to make bread than to go to the store with all my kids. So I did. With that said, there’s also a lot of wonderful parts of parenting. Mine are all older now and it’s such fun.
@sihemlazaar6450 Жыл бұрын
Five kids all six and under 😮 you have been through a lot. I have 3 kids they were once all 4 and under. God bless mothers
@bendakstarkiller3407 Жыл бұрын
I just have 1, so it's still pretty easy to get to the shops for food. Especially because I'm a 5 Min walk from the shops and i can just pop him in the pram and walk. But I can imagine it being 5x harder with 5x as many XD😅
@gs144711 ай бұрын
@@sihemlazaar6450 eww
@jeannieschweitzer17549 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ChristineKelly10008 ай бұрын
@@sihemlazaar6450you are hero’s.😊❤
@AshaEll5 жыл бұрын
Painfully hilarious because it's relatable. And I'm just an aunt, I can't imagine how much harder it is for parents. 😭😭😭😭
@HMgamingEXP14HUW5 жыл бұрын
Asha Ell I’m the same with being an uncle, my nieces can be so annoying with their shoes 🙄😂
@christinakav50295 жыл бұрын
Asha Ell I must admit I didn’t laugh! Too close to the bone. I have five children.
@andrewclavin74475 жыл бұрын
no..being a parent is amazing.
@perrymason8665 жыл бұрын
andrew clavin I’m with you, mate. They push you to the limit as often as they can.... BUT the good times make up for it. It might be a nightmare getting them out the door and you might not get those nice posh date nights anymore, but watching them develop from a totally helpless baby into a little person is simply unbelievable. I love being a father. Nobody can make me laugh like my boys. They are amazing.
@reptiqueen72755 жыл бұрын
I love being an aunt, but I could never be a parent
@thecandlemaker43405 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I just come listen to this when it's been a really hard day with the kids. Love him!
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful 😂😂😂😂😂
@mikeylikesit5255 жыл бұрын
As long as they're small enough, if they aren't going out the door, scoop them up over the shoulder or American football style under the arm.
@freehappy60195 жыл бұрын
LOL......That doesn't always work.....because usually if you do that, they get REALLY mad and start throwing a fit, and refuse to sit in their car seat....they literally stiffen their little bodies into a straight line, so there's no way to actually buckle them in .....so sometimes it a choice a fight to get out the door, or a fight to sit and get buckled into the carseat.....aw....the joys of Parenthood :):)
@mikeylikesit5255 жыл бұрын
@@freehappy6019 I know kids. I'm aware. Getting out the door is the hard part, after that it's just a matter of gently pushing the back of their knees with your fingers and then they bend long enough for you to clip them in. It takes practice, but it's possible.
@alphabetasearch6245 жыл бұрын
"American football style "😂😂😂😂😂
@ch3rrikiss5 жыл бұрын
@@mikeylikesit525gently pushing the backs of the knees........ Stop giving away secrets 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@silverbat58735 жыл бұрын
YUP.
@SakuraPixie4 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this bit always makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
@nitramluap5 жыл бұрын
People who don’t have children know EXACTLY what it’s like... which is why they don’t have them!
@jamiejackson88865 жыл бұрын
Amen
@simona_sigmund10015 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@milax27305 жыл бұрын
I’m one of them . Love life without this burden
@0121-x2j5 жыл бұрын
Most are barren but pretend they dnt want them..we all know.
@mmmmee85 жыл бұрын
@@0121-x2j You're clearly "barren" of any common decency.
@Rdarlingx5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I’m 21 and I’m the second eldest out of 6 children. My eldest sister (27) has gone on to have her third child now and the youngest of my siblings is 4, second youngest is 8 and then 13 and 14. At one point, we were all living together, including my aunt and her two kids and I was stuck looking after kids every single day. I now have my own QUIET PEACEFUL home all to myself. I do not want another child near me again.
@llcmr5 жыл бұрын
Ruu Darling oh man, that sounds annoying xD. I hope you get your peace someday.
@crazygazz5 жыл бұрын
Free atlast!
@user-wq9mw2xz3j5 жыл бұрын
just a few years
@simple.stuffs5 жыл бұрын
@@user-wq9mw2xz3j you're wrong indeed.
@annak8044 жыл бұрын
Ruu Darling best of luck to you
@DB-rb6qn2 жыл бұрын
Michael we need the teenage version of this one please! :)
@mattbennett9467Ай бұрын
Our three are young adults now, but I remember watching this years ago when we were in the thick of it. Now that time has given me the chance to gain some perspective, I realise that for me, having kids taught me more about myself than anything else I've ever done. Not only do your children grow, but as a result of all the sacrifices and challenges we make / face, parents come out the other end far stronger and wiser. I can only speak for myself, but having a family and raising kids was the best path I could ever have taken. Those tough times certainly make you stronger!
@MeyANDKai5 жыл бұрын
Once we were at the park and my son didnt want to leave. We all went to the car except my son. My husband hid behind another car and told me to get in the car and drive to the stop sign while he hid and watch out son. When my son saw the car actually leaving, he ran SOO FAST screaming "nooooooo". 😂 then my husband came out of his hiding spot and grabbed him. We called his bluff and felt sooo good about it
@TJ-kz1ul5 жыл бұрын
=( that is terrible!!!
@gouqier68325 жыл бұрын
@@TJ-kz1ul No it's not 😂
@gouqier68325 жыл бұрын
@@TJ-kz1ul It's one of the ways to get children to listen to you, as they still don't know how to really behave
@katiearbuckle90175 жыл бұрын
My mom still does that.
@jenellsaphid4 жыл бұрын
@@TJ-kz1ul its only terrible if the kid is actually in danger. Sometimes they have to learn there are consequences.
@VeryBlueberrry5 жыл бұрын
The hairdo really adds to the routine
@Pinkranger875 жыл бұрын
It really does
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Yesss😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rrwhollowayАй бұрын
This is all true and yet having children are also the most joyful and wonderful thing you will ever do. Nothing that is worth doing is ever easy.
@kellysong225621 күн бұрын
Yes, I completely agree 💯
@SunnyGirl_10305 жыл бұрын
I just died omg hahahhahahhaha! "He's never been there in his life!"
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Yessss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cheriedeurope3 жыл бұрын
I've literally laughed my tears out. And then, the laughter is gone. Tears left. Still... having kids is the most amazing thing in the world. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Teachers4685 жыл бұрын
good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor
@somethinga75195 жыл бұрын
Teachers468 hunger games fan?
@gabriellewarburton79615 жыл бұрын
I think we are losing here it's 4:2 the kids are winning
@katiekarakulah98524 жыл бұрын
The Hunger Games!
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
You toooooo🎉🎉🎉🎉
@b_rogue4 жыл бұрын
As the oldest sibling who had to help out with my younger sisters, I can confirm everything he says is 1,000% true!
@samanthawood4054 Жыл бұрын
I'm the eldest in my family too. The struggle is real
@larrycoleman82985 жыл бұрын
My wife and I have 5 kids so I speak from experience he is telling the truth
@santhosh45674 жыл бұрын
You didn't learn from first 2 mistakes 😂😂
@KS-tr9wx4 жыл бұрын
The longer I'm a parent of two littles, the more this makes me laugh 😆 Oh, you can tell he definitely has kids! HE KNOWS!
@shoelacedonkey Жыл бұрын
But why... seriously why... are people still having children if all this is so true. I don't have children and I most probably do have no real idea what it's like to be a parent (most my friends with kids say it's worse than I can imagine, and then sugarcoat it by saying how lovely their kids can also be...). So again why are people doing that to themselves. I'm not too fond of myself as a person, but I would not torture myself like that by bringing some innocent energy sucking demon into the world.
@devorbacualex Жыл бұрын
Human race living another generation? 😁
@Great-Onizuka5 жыл бұрын
This one is my favourite 😂😂😂
@nanamimi73855 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
@Mybpeterson5 жыл бұрын
It right up there with the one about getting the kids to sleep. "Go to sleep or I'm going to kill you. I've got a plan and an alibi."
@miketsang5036 Жыл бұрын
what's a mocaluccio??
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Me toooo😂😂😂😂😂
@azshadow325 жыл бұрын
So true love his comedy😊. Currently being beat up by my 6 yr old who snuck in my bed and is wind milling smacking me and has his head dug in my spine whilst being dead asleep and screaming no, in a dream just like he does in real life. I love him soo much and they look like Angel's when they are asleep, till they slap you in the face and knock you out your bed 😂
@fruitvio41605 жыл бұрын
Lol he would be so easy to stab then digest
@jogolord81225 жыл бұрын
Tapapa playz Pug wtf
@katyar205 жыл бұрын
@@fruitvio4160 well that escalated quickly
@stefencampbell4 жыл бұрын
So why are you on youtube in bed? No wonder he's hitting you.
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
@@stefencampbell W.T.H.
@Bayou-kun5 жыл бұрын
6:35 That woman that laughed and pointed her finger : Story of her life. LOL
@whatever962 жыл бұрын
My brother is 13 years younger than me and I am basically his second mother. It goes my mom, me then my dad when he feels like it. My brother has done every single thing in this video. He is about to turn 13 and he still does the waking up at night thing. I open my eyes and he is right in my face. I love him with all of my heart but he is the reason why I don't want to have children. They are made cute so you can be entrapped by them because raising them is a constant battle.
@lee-annebarrett366 Жыл бұрын
Hope your brother doesnt know that, that he is the reason why you wont have children. Thats a tough thing to blame someone for and then say you love them. Dont have children but dont put the blame of your choice on someone else. Thats a horrible burden to put on someone.
@whatever96 Жыл бұрын
@lee-annebarrett366 Ugh, another reason I don't want to have children is because whatever action I do will impact their lives and mental health for the rest of their lives. So no, I definitely would not say that to him. I don't blame him for it because there is no blame there to begin with. His existence taught me what children are really like and how much of a huge responsibility they can be. It's not a negative thing, I don't understand why you had to twist it like this. It was my blessing that I got taught that lesson so early on. I just can't understand why you had to go straight to that response of yours. So condescending and judgemental.
@sammy_oooo5 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this in my 20s, laughing at the prospect of parents .... now I have a 3 year old & these things do happen, it's hilarious! The seatbelt bit killed me 😂
@laythbarzangi84772 жыл бұрын
As a father of two boys (who are now grown men) I can relate to this on so many levels, especially the heads outside the car window. 😂
@antiquesman74 жыл бұрын
My son would go missing in a store and we would always find him sleeping under a clothing rack,always. He would fall asleep climbing up on the sofa with one foot still on the floor and while walking back to the car from the store,he would just fall asleep in the middle of a step and fall to the ground. The things kids do. Ours always had a pool at our homes,they were 3,4,and 5 and we had to,my wife that is, must have had eyes in the back of her head because they are 48,49,and 50 today and still going strong. 55 years this August 7th and were still married. Lucky man.I am.
@Julesb21835 жыл бұрын
He's NEVER BEEN THERE IN HiS LIFE! 😆
@nanamimi73855 жыл бұрын
A.k.a front door 😂😂😂😂
@ANTONBLAKE-COX5 жыл бұрын
IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING YOU IDIOT GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!
@bellerain3813 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Yessss😂😂😂😂😂
@Nikita-jo4cl4 жыл бұрын
I have a damaged jaw and I’m not supposed to smile or laugh to reduce pain but this video is so worth the pain. I also feel bad for my cat because I keep exploding into laughter scaring the crap out of him
@peartreedu2 ай бұрын
Lol, the thing is, it's not about you and what kind parent you are going to be. It's about them. I'm fortunate to have an amazing human being to raise. Even at the tender age of 2, he irons out my inadequacies as a parent with his 'amazingness'. As I recently said to someone who queried the value of parenting, a child is the most amazing thing you will ever create.
@bobertforher4 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite skit and I rewatch it often!! Thank you 😊
@heathermartinez53885 жыл бұрын
As a mother of nine, I am rolling!! Michael put the past 16 years of my day to day parenting struggles in one skit! Hahahaha
@chilliboy995 жыл бұрын
9 children in 16 years? Must be chaotic hahah
@andresmiguel25735 жыл бұрын
Wow 9, congrats 👍🏻😊
@gracesanity63145 жыл бұрын
Heather Martinez the world does not need your lack of consciousness. 9 kids, good God women control yourself
@crazygazz5 жыл бұрын
How do you feed them did you win the lotto
@contr4dixion5 жыл бұрын
Wow... 9... why? How do you manage?
@sophielove78965 жыл бұрын
This dude is a real comedian.!!
@belindaq68512 жыл бұрын
I re-watch this, every time I fwd it to other parents. It never gets old, this sketch 🤣
@RebekahC-ln9nf16 күн бұрын
This is quite relatable. Raising children is the most difficult and fantastic adventure thus far.
@DizzyDior125 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna leave Ozzy behind he gonna stay here! I hate him I HATE HIM.” Lmao me and ALL my sisters growing up.
@sabriyawilliams44704 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣me and my little brother
@raygt63703 жыл бұрын
Michael is a legend. Explaining parenting in a Mere few minutes. Indeed; they have no idea… 😄
@abornbuyer2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need a good laugh from an awful day Michael is my go to guy! Everything that he talks about is so relatable and that's what makes it so flipping funny!
@TheWhovinerd-19635 жыл бұрын
Love Michael so much he’s my favourite comedian and he’s inspired me to be one myself x
@sweiland755 жыл бұрын
You could do so much better!
@shananalexander97895 жыл бұрын
I’ve had a bad day. Thank you Michael. You make it better. I come watch you on KZbin when things go wrong and in the past 3 months lots has gone wrong. You so make it better. I am fixing to find the Dentist. That really makes things better 😃
@chriscolyer25794 ай бұрын
Quite possibly the best comedy sketch ever. I’ve seen it half a dozen times, still has me in hysterics.
@maxlandy76424 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Had me in stitches. Such an accurate description its unreal.
@Suitified12 жыл бұрын
The wheels on the bus go round and round!!!😂😂😂😂again!!! Again!!! LMFAO
@brettjohnson5364 жыл бұрын
The satisfaction you get watching this as a single man with no children is un-measurable! 😂
@Maderlololohio2 ай бұрын
Ugh. I can relate. Living vicariously w two teens and a kid w weird issues
@jlou888Ай бұрын
schadenfreude
@Myria83Ай бұрын
Even better as a happily childfree couple!
@apolicumАй бұрын
@@Myria83 Not better, exactly the same you mean.
@annikahansen2326 Жыл бұрын
thanks for the truth, many famous people speak only about the "blessing" and the "greatest joy" with their newborn. But maybe they got an army of nannies... Everytime I miss own kids, I watch this and feel reliefed. He's the coolest and best comedian. ;-)
@coronary005 жыл бұрын
Everytime I am feeling down I can watch this and laugh.
@leightontonnard45305 жыл бұрын
I’ve loved Micheal McIntyre for 9 years now
@Mushroom321-5 жыл бұрын
YES!, So relateable!.. They do things for themselves just at the wrong time.😲😁
@jesseleighbrackstone8365 Жыл бұрын
My husband and I watched several complete shows of Michael’s a few weeks ago. We laughed so hard that we both hurt ourselves (somewhere on the tight side of the torso). It’s been a few weeks now and our bodies haven’t healed themselves. Michael should come with a ‘danger to life and limb’ warning ⚠️! Love and All Good Things, Jesse.🌹
@nurinms5 жыл бұрын
The "wheel on the bus part.".... ...dejavu....
@N.E.ACMG47 Жыл бұрын
Legend!!!! I hear a practical man speaking i love it !!
@samssass Жыл бұрын
.........I've watched this a 1/2 dozen times or so....and I can't stop laughing with this maniacal out of control kind of laugh....because, Now I'm thinking "Thank God Somebody Understands!"
@bitcoinjc4 ай бұрын
Going to watch Michael tonight here in South Africa... looking forward to it.
@brandtl14864 жыл бұрын
I guess the funniest part of this skit is that it is so accurate...so very accurate
@fusiongearbox Жыл бұрын
Yes I'm ready for the challenges
@geyj15 жыл бұрын
One day driving on a very busy road, very slow traffic, with my young Autistic son in the back, I turned around to see if he was OK, safe and behaving I almost had an accident........ He was wearing nothing but his seat belt!!!!!!!!!!! No, clothe, NOTHING but his seat belt. Try and imagen that. Imagen having to stop my car and get in the back so I could put his clothes on him before getting into trouble. Of course, other drivers were not aware of my situation so in a way I did get into trouble. Just imagen yourself in a situation like that!!! He went through a time that he would take his clothes off!! The joy of having children :)
@BrianSmith-oc8vk2 ай бұрын
Saw his show last night in Ottawa. A great evening. Thank You
@truenorth69995 жыл бұрын
Seriously accurate... even after this morning or maybe even more so, my 6 year old son: I’m wide awake let’s get up. This was at 3am this morning and yesterday too. This portrayal is absolutely hilarious 😂!
@dimarcodesigns9373 жыл бұрын
“they think they the know!” 😂 he’s amazing 🤩
@saroshshahbaz69554 жыл бұрын
Oh my Lord. Can’t stop laughing. I watched this video before my baby born. Hahaha now I am practicing it 🤣
@ryanniv1851 Жыл бұрын
6:15 absolutely killed me 😂 tears rolling
@tinybrownin5 жыл бұрын
I’m sooo happy I’m not the only person who’s life is like this
@maymadison36202 жыл бұрын
That zipping part is the most accurate thing I've heard. No hyperbole in there
@JoeBleasdaleReal4 жыл бұрын
“The wheels on the bus go rundunrhnduhrunduhnduhdnd” got me 😂😂😂😂😂
@hadeel25304 жыл бұрын
Again! Again!
@stephaniesealy9375 Жыл бұрын
His hair is as funny as he is!😂❤
@yodaman46745 жыл бұрын
His description of parenthood is so accurate which is why it’s so funny. Having said that people without kids see things like this and think we parents are miserable but the thought of a life without my kids is absolutely horrifying.
@user-wq9mw2xz3j5 жыл бұрын
@Hollywood T egoism at its finest.
@contr4dixion5 жыл бұрын
Well, good for you if you love kids and have them....
@justicevibes12528 ай бұрын
Agreed 💯.
@TheHouseOffice2 ай бұрын
Amen!
@brianflanagan2230Ай бұрын
This was an all-time classic skit! Brilliant! 😂
@realar4 жыл бұрын
This is the one that introduced me to his brilliance.
@sab-ali4 жыл бұрын
My cheeks are hurting, that's how funny and relatable it was.
@aniisnotok50994 жыл бұрын
Older siblings know the struggle. Especially when there's a few years age difference. We're basically raising these kids while our parents are at work.
@angelaberni88732 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!!!
@bellerain3813 жыл бұрын
Omg….the car story reminds of a story my parents told me: when I was a year old, we were on the tail end of a eight hour car trip. I was cranky, crying and my parents were at the end of their rope. They got me a chocolate ice cream cone on the last hour and drove as fast as they could! When we arrived at my grandparents, they finally looked back at me, I had smeared that ice cream cone all over the back seats of the car! 😂🤣😂🤣
@pamelaj.betz-baron24202 жыл бұрын
Thats when you drop the kid off at the grandparents, switch cars with them, and run. 😉😉
@bellerain3812 жыл бұрын
@@pamelaj.betz-baron2420 don’t think they haven’t consistently it over the years! 😅😅
@joyceconroy9870Ай бұрын
He is great. It makes me think of the days trying to get my son off to school.
@alicesierra88055 жыл бұрын
One of his best jokes!
@TheCaulfield14 жыл бұрын
I'm a parent of 2....mine are now adults 20 and 18 but I can so relate to this!! Absolutely HILLARIOUS!!
@AM-yy5tp5 жыл бұрын
Lol so true! Had me in stitches! 👍
@adeletait35584 жыл бұрын
Howling and crying soo hard. This is all soo relatable. 🤣🤣🤣
@outcastdefenselawyer933 жыл бұрын
As the eldest daughter and second mom I know all this pain. This is why I am childfree. My mom has it bad. No thank you.
@annishenko2 ай бұрын
" Do I look like I have time for that shit in my life ??" Lmao
@venemuz6925 жыл бұрын
Wow..!! Well done man...!! Reality explained in such a funny way..!! Great job..!!😅😂🤣😭
@misshaya570129 күн бұрын
Came back to this coz I needed a laugh and it didn’t disappoint 😂 my eyes are streaming. Love you Michael McIntyre xx
@moonwater79854 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was pregnant with my first...thinking yeah the upbringing of a human sounds way scarier than the actual birth (midwife btw lol). With 3 kids under 3yrs old by age 30...this guy is narrating my life 😂
@alexandramccarthy4648 Жыл бұрын
Its nice sometimes to share in the suffering 😀
@mmom76334 жыл бұрын
Alternate title for myself, "more reasons to not have children"
@kimraudenbush6154 жыл бұрын
AS IF WE *NEED* MORE REASONS?????😜
@GrumpetteJV4 жыл бұрын
@@kimraudenbush615 hahaha!! Right!!!!
@vailingshadow50304 жыл бұрын
You sad sack
@codybulluss19874 жыл бұрын
@@vailingshadow5030 *wipes tears away with all my money*
@dolphin58774 жыл бұрын
@@vailingshadow5030 oh no! Whatever shall I do, with all this money?!? And free time?? Such a sad life I shall live, truely.
@alebienestar2 ай бұрын
I laughed until I cried and almost spitted my water. This is hilarious!!
@delindawilliams39355 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny how they can all of a sudden do something when you don't require them to do it and they can find things when you don't ask them to find anything.😆
@kpruitt222 Жыл бұрын
This is so true no matter where you are from.
@steph_hunt60075 жыл бұрын
I love my kids but this was hilarious! A couple I know was talking about having a kid I immediately said "don't do it" that's just my opinion. If only I knew what I know now
@smogfry20055 жыл бұрын
I always advise people to enjoy their early twenties then consider kids if they want them. Kids can drive you up the wall, and they are work, but they are also wonderful. I feel like i enjoy being a parent more (even though yes it gets exhausting) because i was able to enjoy my young adult years freely.
@danielleforest17054 жыл бұрын
@@smogfry2005 I agree. It's all about timing. You shouldn't do it at a point in your life where there are still things you want to do that you won't be able to do when you take on the responsibility. For example, finishing College, getting a good house, and having fun outings with friends or traveling. Once you become a parent it will become a lot harder to do those things, so it's best to do it as much as possible before getting kids. Then you will feel less tied down.
@Skyfoxx232 жыл бұрын
I agree
@sodonewithit4370 Жыл бұрын
@@danielleforest1705 I agree too
@pascaleguitard61995 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Love it. Never tired to see it
@tjfSIM5 жыл бұрын
Funny, but irritating! People who have kids insist on telling everyone else how much hard work it is, and how people without kids will never understand. Well yes, we do understand, that's why we've made the conscious (and sensible) decision not to put ourselves through that misery!
@CyeOutsider5 жыл бұрын
No you dont understand really. You can try to imagine what it's like. But that's all.
@JohnFekoloid5 жыл бұрын
Your parents had you though....
@tjfSIM5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnFekoloid I know, and I'm sure they regret it every day! :)
@VioletJoy5 жыл бұрын
😂
@somaiyaa.85335 жыл бұрын
Right? 😂 😂 😂 and they even have the audacity to question your life choices at family gatherings!..... hypocrites!
@jhutch1681 Жыл бұрын
well done - so funny!
@chachisadventures33784 жыл бұрын
I lost it on the "all 4 of us had our heads out the windows" 😂😂😂
@Stefan-23 күн бұрын
Even though i dont have any kids, the little experience i have tell me that this is just the absolute thruth but its also really hilarious when he tells us about it.