Dreams, Morning Breath, Morning Sex, And Sleeping On Your Arm | Michael McIntyre

[@jadefire2817]

I think what really makes Michael brilliant is that he's such an acute observer of people. All the little things we say and do each day, but he makes it hilarious.

[@teampatsy9856]

I agree

[@anneholden9908]

Totally!!

[@adrianhoughton1388]

Worked with him in Singapore, a lovely guy off stage as well

[@JCXP123]

How cool! :D

[@JohnFekoloid]

I'm impressed how he just makes jokes from mundane things

[@JCXP123]

@@JohnFekoloid He doesn't swear too much as well. I've heard some acts from other comedians that are a bit too much imo.

[@darrenho600]

@@JohnFekoloid yeah it's observational comedy. I feel it's underrated. Jerry Seinfeld is a master in this.

[@mynemos2]

Aye, and I’m his wife

[@Womanwithblackdog]

I think Michael is so appealing because he really likes people. He laughs about little common things that everyone laughs about privately or the origins of characteristics in a culture which are a source of humor to members of that culture. His Scottish monologue, which was filmed before a Scottish audience, is filled with shots of his audience rocking with laughter and folks wiping tears from their eyes! He is all about having fun.

[@dianewillson3261]

And that's long term relationships. You are lucky if you get them, even luckier to laugh about them

[@Scarzkira]

I once woke myself up by turning over suddenly and having my dead arm come flying down onto me, it was terrifying haha

[@pammy5260]

Scarzkira Lol

[@irishcountrygirl78]

That horrible feeling as the blood comes back into it too 😩

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

-Tracey - Ahhh noooo... my limbs go numb very easily, which means I get the feeling at least once a day... it’s awful!

[@a.d.h5635]

Been there 😂

[@irishcountrygirl78]

@@molly.dog8brooke792 it's truly the worst 😭

[@breda-st9ml]

The perfect way to cheer you up or brighten your day 😂 No matter how many times I watch him, it never gets old.

[@aleenaasif2193]

I want a reaction of his wife watching this

[@thepugmaster5455]

Yes

[@dorianjones9929]

I wonder if she says MOTHER FUCKER LMBO

[@rattaluffy4551]

or maybe she writes the script with him lmao

[@markorollo.]

She's been in the audience a couple of times, don't know if she was for this

[@irishcountrygirl78]

@@rattaluffy4551 probably...

[@StephSancia]

this guy has to be thee funniest comedian i've listened to in ages, absolutely hilarious and top notch delivery too 🤟 😆

[@writeract2]

Who can make tears spurt out of your eyes from laughter better than Michael? No one.

[@gypsywoman9140]

I woke up from a "he's cheating on me" dream once. Punched him in the arm then stormed off to sleep on the couch. As I was trying to get comfy on the couch, I realized it was just a bad dream. Luckily, he was able to laugh about it once he was more awake and less confused.

[@lestefani9517]

I dreamed you borrowed money from me, now pay up!

[@abornbuyer]

The best thing about Michael is depending upon the kind of day I had I can always find just the right video to watch that related to my awful day and end up laughing about it. Because he has had the same experience at least once before too! And he as usual turned it into a hysterical skit! Michael is just the very best!!

[@superbubbleaquapower]

Had to pause it right before the end because I started laughing out loud on the bus. He's always great but this was amazing. Right up there with the dentist skit.

[@therealbaglady]

I agree :)

[@soirese]

I am laughing right now on the train, i don’t even care at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stuarthirst7885]

British comedy at it’s very best , keep it up Michael!

[@hannahgentry2711]

"But, I'm staring at her" 😂😂😂 "The hate is still strong within you" 😂

[@StirrCrazy90]

The way he growls out "SLUT!" kills me every time.

[@HALFpastTOAST]

Bottle of peppermint water next to your bed will sort that out, sip it during the night or before you get up and brush your teeth.

[@kayleighknox7674]

You are the hero we all need

[@yankiv2640]

What is peppermint water

[@boeinga370]

yankiv water the is peppermint flavour you simpleton

[@boeinga370]

yankiv how are my making the country bad. Sorry for calling you a simpleton but I was just saying that it’s kinda obvious that it’s water that tastes like peppermint. Its obviously gonna taste like peppermint water if it is called peppermint water. And how do you know I’m Irish

[@HALFpastTOAST]

​@@yankiv2640 I have a small 15ml bottle of concentrated Peppermint Oil, simply add a drop to your water bottle and give it a shake.

[@shananalexander9789]

Dreaming about your spouse cheating on you...I would wake up in the morning and the first words out of my mouth would be “You SOB!!!” Then my spouse would say “Ok...Who did I sleep with this time?”

[@Ellie-iu3sg]

Ngl when im older and I get a boyfriend it'll get to that point for me and him 😂

[@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131]

T H E R A P Y.....

[@jhutch1681]

I can go for ages without more than a wee chuckle, but a few minutes of Michael, and I am choking with laughter, gasping for air.

[@anneholden9908]

Agreed!

[@mariayoung8860]

I watch my own marathons of all of Michael McIntyre video s and no matter how times I have already seen them, they never get old.

[@MystiqueHorizon]

"I feel safe when you're here",,,, "I don't,,," 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Good idea!! Send one of them!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 " USE THE BREATH!! HAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@harrywhite9030]

I think you might need one more emoji to get your emotions across.

[@Ellie-iu3sg]

@@harrywhite9030 this is actually funnier than the actual comment 😂😳

[@eleanormay729]

Michael McIntyre is the funniest man I have seen in a long time, I just love him.

[@pfridell8424]

i nearly suffocated i was laughing so hard at the morning breath bit.

[@LoriWolfcat]

“I got no arms, what do you want me to do?!” “USE THE BREATH!” 😹😹

[@Mad9977]

"did you get thirsty and drink from the toilet?" 😂

[@gac99]

“good idea, send one of them” 🤣🤣🤣

[@patriciat.8121]

What does he say after that? Tell the little one he gets ice cream? 7:30

[@whyarewehere3893]

@@patriciat.8121 tell the little one their is ice-cream

[@eoghankelly5221]

"Morning Michael, how did you sleep? Nothing... Nothing" 😂😂

[@artvid-1915]

That's me and my friend every morning on the way to school "it was my house... but it wasn't my house". Literally the whole way to school we just talk about our dreams 😂

[@susannamiranda24601]

Its 6am and I'm laughing my lungs out

[@jamesbloxed5069]

Its midnight and I'm laughing my lungs out

[@nicholaselford3261]

Same

[@lemonlime2527]

1 am and same XDDD

[@thejasonbischoff]

Shezza what time is it now?

[@lilsjm]

it’s 4:24 and i’m laughing my lungs out

[@madhudeivakumar6349]

His callbacks are amazing

[@helenpaul67]

Michael has so much jokes materials, theyre endless n effortlessly funny all the way

[@nathaliejk3696]

His delivery is impeccable. Its not just the language he uses, but his body language too. He is brilliant!

[@thenanlife1141]

He’s a brilliant entertainer and comedian , so natural .. thank you Michael xxxxx

[@nurinms]

The dream part......it's like dejavu conversation between me and my hubby....hahahahaha

[@dlwatib]

Your ball is hanging out a little bit.

[@The_governor1964]

?

[@oliverwebster6546]

Huh

[@BenLewis95]

We've all been there 😂

[@gwenyverreking5565]

Guys that’s the part when he was talking about his wife being too honest 😂

[@luelladoughty4190]

Why were you look g down there??

[@suziinao]

Michael McIntyre, you are so witty, funny and have such a good humor and life experience, I can so much agree upon...

[@leslieballard8758]

This guy is so hilarious he cracks me up I'm sitting in a park by myself just laughing my butt off. People are gonna think there's something wrong with me..lol

[@PinkiTadinki]

I've fallen asleep on both arms as well, it's such a weird feeling.

[@winterwitch457]

I thought I’d seen all of Michael’s videos but I don’t remember watching this one before. So funny and relatable. Another classic Michael McIntyre skit 😂😂

[@lillyflowers2348]

I was having a bad day, but watching this made me lol

[@seanwoh4749]

I can relate to the dreaming skit. My wife didn’t talk to me in the morning because she dreamt I was seduced by a woman. He is brilliant!

[@nbs9592]

the most mundane things and i’m laughing and i had my inhaler on my hand .. i can’t breathe

[@suziewong5305]

He reminds me so much of my sisters husband , he can make a joke of the weirdest things! He’s hilarious and we love going to visit, my sister on the other hand is a professional eye roller, though laughs as much as we do and loves it, even if she pretends not to!! But genuinely, he is so funny, just hasn’t ever had the urge to go on stage! Such a pity as I’m sure he’d do so well!

[@susanbloomfield6060]

I'm lucky enough to have 2 son in laws. Who are both hilarious. And when they get together its brilliant. I love them both dearly. And I know they love me.

[@RachelTheVlogger]

I’ll admit I can relate to the dreams part lol.

[@theportal2012]

OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my side hurts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 M M is the best!

[@paulkazjack]

He makes it look sooooooo easy.

[@abigailrichards6764]

"How could you do me, with my GEOGRAPHY TEACHER FROM SCHOOL" I FREAKING DIED 😂

[@christineallocca7307]

OMG, this is his funniest bit ever! Love him!

[@jenniejoyz]

5:42, Dead arm...high pitched voice, while flapping arm...hellooo! LOL 🤣😂

[@sheilahmercer1637]

Thanks for summarizing boring marriage

[@ladygrey8707]

Dragon breath, that's what we call morning breath lol

[@LynxSouth]

So did I/we, but then I thought, that's not fair to dragons. What did they ever do to be insulted this way? It's Monster Breath.

[@morganbean9825]

we call it butt breath lol

[@TheKerrylou]

Morgan Bean what the freak 😂😂

[@livalfiebrown3101]

I woke up after having a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me and I rolled over, very upset, to tell him what happened then to remember I’m single and lonely af 😂😅😶😭😬that didn’t make me feel much better. I proceeded to cry for another 20 minutes till me mum came in and asked what was wrong so I told her I hit my head 😂😬🙄😳

[@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts]

Alternative title: Michael Macyntyre pulls it off again. The guy's a genius.

[@infectedcontactlensyes.5172]

Just hit 10K congrats!♡

[@PreveenRodrigo]

Did not see that last line coming, absolutely killed me.

[@nicolelekkerkerk7859]

Whats even worse than two dead arms are two dead legs and having to go to the toilet and not being able to and i actually managed to although im still wondering how i caused two dead legs its actually pretty impressive

[@Diana-wg1tm]

he is so funny. Love him!

[@tarantulagirl]

Morning breath!!! My fella always asked ‘have you been eating rat fricassee in the night?’ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@farhiamohamud5811]

This is probably like my 10th time watching. I’m still dying 😂 I’ve watched all his videos and rewatched all of them over and over again. I fucking love him sooooooookkk much.

[@mzubuki]

Love Jesus with all your remembering and imagining. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

[@frightbat208]

One of the best ones!

[@bekind3340]

Lol I made the mistake of brushing my teeth whilst watching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@dinosaur7115]

Same I spat out my cereal and milk onto my piano by accident 😭 luckily I never choked 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖😖

[@robjontay5052]

Michael! Come to the States! Please!

[@MystiqueHorizon]

Skip the states and come to BC Michael!! They'd LOVE you here!! 😁

[@katerina.nesterova]

Next year, February, New-York. Check his website 😃

[@libbypeery1533]

Am I the only one can who sleep comfortably on their arms and wake up to them fully functioning?

[@shearsparkle]

Libby Peery possibly

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

Nope I'm the same way.

[@geraldinegregory.1803]

Yes.....

[@kandiwolfe1125]

Tooooo funny! Thanks bunches for sharing this with us!! ;)

[@kan0762]

This guy is the funniest 😂

[@flyingmonkey8245]

Never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@Liminal.Tensions]

Bloody hell you are funny. Wish I knew about you earlier - would have gone to your tour earlier this year when you came to Sydney. Can you come again soon?!?!

[@dyd12345]

"At any stage during the night do you recall eating shit" Lmfao I was waiting for him to say that

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

I keep dreaming that I’m having a thing with Ed Sheeran 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hotbambi2010]

Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I keep dream cheating on my husband with James Mcvoy lol oops

[@carolynworthington8996]

Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I “had” one once with Joan Baez. No, I’m not gay.

[@geraldinegregory.1803]

Ugh....

[@alexoglitter2700]

I once woke myself up from sobbing loudly.

[@niknak9361]

It’s half one in the morning and I’m laughing my arse off. I’m going to wake everyone up.

[@victorylovelace]

"Use the breath!" Lmbo!

[@audreycasassa1683]

Oh so needed the laugh out loud - thank you🤣😂😁

[@porphyrion2355]

The end absolutely killed me😂😂😂

[@teenastetic3681]

This guys hilarious

[@TwinflamesSoulmates]

SO Relatable! I love this! Hahaha laughed better than I slept! 😂🤣😂

[@kristenhart843]

He makes me laugh so hard!😂😂🤣

[@katebriscoe6103]

The way he recounts his wife’s dream is so realistic

[@martinnduati1132]

How did you sleep? Nothing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thejasonbischoff]

Garlic Red Bull is my favorite.

[@luminair11]

Luv this guy!!!!

[@WendyBero]

Me too. She must really love him❤

[@hayjust1]

Spot on! I laughed so hard.

[@averagestudent1158]

The only other comedian who does this is ken Jeong but that's mostly related to his wife being named Ho.

[@Gottabeonedirection]

When he said to send one of the children it reminded me of a story my mum's always told me since i was little of when it was just her and her mum in the house and they heard a massive bang so they started walking down stairs and my mum said, 'what are we actually going to do if there's someone down there, I'm a child' and my gran just goes, 'you're right, *shoves my mum infront of her* they won't hurt a child'

[@anatawakimochiwarui]

"Use your breath" rofl that got me good!

[@SuziQPassion]

I was watching and smiling until the dead arms part then I was laughing out loud

[@kalliski]

I had to pause the clip, I would have laughed myself to death otherwise

[@shikishinobi]

Decal breath is usually a sign of either a rotting tooth (which we know you had at one stage) or other bacterial issues. And yes, the joys of dead arms and trying to even roll yourself over. It is like trying to jump up without using a limb.

[@britishtomlad3679]

How could you do this, what about the kids :good idea let’s send one of them 😂 Lmfao

[@kezzachadda8175]

Michael you are FANDABBY DOSEY YAAAAAAAY 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@peachsncream5808]

6:12 yep dead arm - yikes , I reached out grabbed the arm - and started shaking it thinking ‘’ holly Crap …this is the worst one EVER 😱 I can’t even feel myself shaking my own arm 😳 it , MY wife wakes up and says , What the hell are you doing to my arm 🤬😁🤦🏻‍♀️ 👣🦘

[@ambersullivan227]

Anyone else watching this and listening to those dreams thinking “damn that’s relatable”

[@leenahusa1806]

I think I woke up the entire house with my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ubehappy395]

I can relate my fiancè and I sometimes wake up like this 🤣🤣

[@joleneredrobin7406]

You reassure us, thank you,

[@tev4him1]

Oh dear Lord, Im laughing so hard Im crying😂😂😂😂

[@YAMMAS]

5:26 one of the best stories I've ever heard

[@mickeynsync]

This had me crying when he was talking about morning breath.

[@sabriniacunnington8090]

I love talking about dreams hahah 🤣

[@teampatsy9856]

I wonder if he wears a pedometer, I reckon he reaches 10,000 steps in every show lol 😂 I love his work , he’s hilarious ❤