I'll never play snooker again. #MichaelMcIntyre #Compilation #Sports Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/ Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre Twitter: @McInTweet
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@deplorabled16955 жыл бұрын
His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.
@ultraviolet69895 жыл бұрын
The ball boys especially😂😂
@abhishekkrishnan54635 жыл бұрын
@@ultraviolet6989 The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal
@tjh_lfc83264 жыл бұрын
Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports
@dylanlovell80284 жыл бұрын
@Elementary Watson EXACTLY!!!!!!!
@kevingabi35534 жыл бұрын
@Elementary Watson yes
@raulabc3084 жыл бұрын
His body movements are just the most hilarious medium of communicating a joke!! Truly adorable!!
@slinky16942 жыл бұрын
As a gymnast his joke about working with diagonals is sooo accurate and funny
@minimini5502 жыл бұрын
And the biiig step that applies to both men’s and women’s!
@samcarter43502 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@2911moj5 жыл бұрын
This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂
@oliviavictoria32565 жыл бұрын
+ jack Whitehall
@-Tidgy5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Jack is camp
@Zak-ob5ze5 жыл бұрын
Russell Kane
@obmot83695 жыл бұрын
David Walliams on Britains got talent
@stopcomparingeverythingtob63785 жыл бұрын
Tidgy but he’s straight - op said straight man and jack is straight so he can act camp
@shananalexander97894 жыл бұрын
I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖
@jackbutler3544 жыл бұрын
No offence but Michael is all ours 😂😂
@god0fgames1004 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@freddie_06114 жыл бұрын
Micheal is ours
@necymamaril37354 жыл бұрын
Shanan Alexander Michael McIntyre will be at the Radio City Music Hall, New York City on February 1, 2020.(Wikipedia.org).
@BeautifulyCool4 жыл бұрын
@@necymamaril3735 I wonder how thay went 🤔
@jair94743 жыл бұрын
All sport would benefit if McIntyre was an actual sports commentator 😆
@stianlarsen77712 жыл бұрын
He would have been killed first day by extremist sport fans tho.. they are animals
@ayeshhas56414 жыл бұрын
How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.
@thomashardacre5 жыл бұрын
I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂
@naruto1997975 жыл бұрын
No one has since 😂😂
@stefanopatsiuras28384 жыл бұрын
#6
@Ron.S.4 жыл бұрын
That’s the way I’ve always thought of them. Especially United. Overpaid losers. Won’t lie, us Arsenal are losing all the time but at least we know what we’re worth
@ashthemobileking86824 жыл бұрын
Inr
@doublesalopetoimcre4 жыл бұрын
@@Ron.S. 4th place?
@katelilyx71053 жыл бұрын
‘Tossing off a man behind you’ just so funny 😂 😂
@vincentvega40343 жыл бұрын
No one gonna mention how accurate the ‘at the end of the day’ observation was.
@patrickswift28373 жыл бұрын
I did enjoy that one quite a lot
@ycAuntieLala5 жыл бұрын
This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.
@rzodang5 жыл бұрын
"Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂
@lyndonskei83884 жыл бұрын
The cricket bit at the end was perfection😂👌
@gracey.loux.4 жыл бұрын
Lol agreed
@CarolineMilamPhotography5 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.
@TCBumby5 жыл бұрын
No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam. I experienced this first hand.
@_good_for.5 жыл бұрын
U suck at it that's why
@jacob28084 жыл бұрын
@@TCBumby People may not like sports for different reasons than you
@oxksie4 жыл бұрын
Love how you say you laughed at the sports bit, isn’t this all the sports bit??? 😂
@KHuntie4 жыл бұрын
charles charlie Suck what?
@alexhart60702 жыл бұрын
He is the only man that makes me cry and laugh at the same time 💜
@maryherring42612 жыл бұрын
Love to hear Michael laugh at his own jokes.
@homemail96535 жыл бұрын
2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .
@daisy65454 жыл бұрын
A hula dancing penguin maybe ??
@craigfowler70984 жыл бұрын
Rugby players sketch was best. This man should be knighted simply for being funny. He would find a great joke about that too
@georgiamills81923 жыл бұрын
I died when he mentioned the faffing in cricket 😂 I play cricket and honestly the games are usually 5 hours long depending on what age level your playing it. It is really fun though
@tycosyco3 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious lmao. I play 50 over games which takes like 8 hours and I'm a bowler who is a bit guilty of faffing. I love it though I'd play 5 day games is I could
@jcrailwayvideos65885 жыл бұрын
0:31 - great dancing!
@tayefuzzaman93584 жыл бұрын
I’m a cricketer and I approve this message 👍
@viviennepopek5 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely adorable! 💞😂💖😂💞
@ThatGuyInKansas3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see his take on American sports. As an American sports fan I think that would be hilarious. He is one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen.
@kingra26502 жыл бұрын
Basketball would be a good one haha, or Ice Hockey
@nicoles_handle5 жыл бұрын
nothing i love more than watching this guy dance
@avelteavelte66064 жыл бұрын
Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jase67094 жыл бұрын
I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣
@somehorse3 жыл бұрын
"Football is all action." Yeah, but the men's game is basically dives and free kicks every 5 seconds.
@chocolatcats2 жыл бұрын
NO MAN ALIVE is this funny...and that cute dancing stuff
@christinesharland84785 жыл бұрын
Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless
@iamjustjudy4 жыл бұрын
He is SO funny! Love him!
@elliottay51363 жыл бұрын
as a gymnast and tennis player, i love this.
@eL_K_Dee5 жыл бұрын
he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)
@evillyn78955 жыл бұрын
Golf is definitely just faffing about.
@eL_K_Dee5 жыл бұрын
@@evillyn7895 dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll
@hongkongbeat21645 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D
@eL_K_Dee5 жыл бұрын
@@hongkongbeat2164 bahahahahaha
@CartwAalbiel4 жыл бұрын
Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...
@banjopiggottwright18024 жыл бұрын
As a massive Rugby and Cricket Fan I found his jokes so funny and clever
@shushantdubey92203 жыл бұрын
Why cricket is dying in England
@tycosyco3 жыл бұрын
@@shushantdubey9220 It's not really. I've played cricket through the age groups and its been getting more popular from what I've seen. Hopefully when the hundred starts it'll bring in even more young fans but test matches are the elite.
@harisadu89983 жыл бұрын
South African?
@LiveInSydney5 жыл бұрын
He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!
@drummingspain2075 жыл бұрын
For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)
@jamrockprincess4 жыл бұрын
LMAO the description of cricket!! Lmao complete Accuracy!
@Trilingualeks5 жыл бұрын
The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆
@jordanaustin73785 жыл бұрын
Ackle ackintyre
@cindipossidento56884 жыл бұрын
Jordan Austin Yup his dentist routine is my favorite!!!
@stormthescarred22114 жыл бұрын
"Mister Ackle Ackinkaka?"
@isaacmillett93334 жыл бұрын
Winchester Sister my kids are big fans.... but me and my wife aren’t. AND HE PIT ME OUT
@benrobson22024 жыл бұрын
acka ackinckaker
@RandomGuy-bf8wq3 жыл бұрын
Ackle Ackinckacker
@Diojenes.3 жыл бұрын
the wanting to cut and put the flowers in water is 1000% accurate for me.
@fishie64685 жыл бұрын
In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers
@tjh_lfc83264 жыл бұрын
Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches
@ala02844 жыл бұрын
It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.
@jakeetschannel20313 жыл бұрын
Michael is SPOT ON with sports! It's so pointless lol 🤣🤣🤣 He's awesome 🙌🏽👍🏾 Meanwhile athletes get paid millions but nurses, police, firefighters, etc.. get paid zilch to save lives and risk their own life. I still cannot believe there's volunteer firefighters, they should get paid sportsman wages! 🙌🏽
@johnburrows33852 жыл бұрын
The best British male stand up .
@kimsteel3664 жыл бұрын
Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂
@DoubleDeckerAnton4 жыл бұрын
Michael is such a natural at sport 😁
@nathanjoel49024 жыл бұрын
We in Brisbane, Australia got an extension on the faffing segment and we could not stop laughing!!!! In his top 3 segments for sure!
@cathy78613 жыл бұрын
I have known many gay men in my life and not one of them has ever walked that way. My friends would get such a kick out of this skit. Michael McIntyre is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him live one day or even live streaming. What a hoot!
@camronthompson11184 жыл бұрын
Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏
@aaronrichard15264 жыл бұрын
McIntyre is a genius
@ddtt32704 жыл бұрын
Best comedian in my heart
@Dough-jg8xp5 жыл бұрын
I'll take the flowers
@chrisneedham58035 жыл бұрын
How VERY dare you
@Dough-jg8xp5 жыл бұрын
Well I'm sorry
@VibrationCrystals5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Dough-jg8xp5 жыл бұрын
While I'm at it I'll take the medals
@skylovermc21463 жыл бұрын
@@Dough-jg8xp Nice name dude!
@Jaymac7203 жыл бұрын
Comedians are a strange concept. We pay money to watch someone dance around a stage and say funny things in a funny way, and we can’t get enough of it
@scsutton111 ай бұрын
The talk about faffing in cricket is absolutely true. I've just come back from a day at the Ashes and we lost SEVEN overs because of it.
@jackpot78983 жыл бұрын
RIP Snooker when he said tossing off a man behind you!
@iluvhopndballet5 жыл бұрын
As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!
@juha14285 жыл бұрын
Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.
@ameliabetts44515 жыл бұрын
I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.
@bellabana4 жыл бұрын
Dragostea I can’t stand watching Nadal, the fact he’s gotten away with his time wasting & gamesmanship antics for years, plus all the twitching, him touching his shoulders, ears, nose & pulling at his underwear after EVERY point is exhausting to watch!
@JoostMehrtens4 жыл бұрын
@Blackporsche roadster And you don't like that because...? Why do you prefer it nicely tugged in?
@archiesutherland61273 жыл бұрын
@@bellabana, he doesn't waste time cause their is timer between points for everyone so it's fair
@epicspooder5 жыл бұрын
Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”
@abigailwyles5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂
@gloriapaddock46185 жыл бұрын
So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰
@MystiqueHorizon5 жыл бұрын
I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂
@meandmymomfun42025 жыл бұрын
OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#
@kam81655 жыл бұрын
O Michael. You just the absolute best.
@kathrynp80805 жыл бұрын
I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.
@Spencer-ty4sl4 жыл бұрын
i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH
@TheSilentsniper19732 ай бұрын
My wife just kicked me out of bed because i was shaking the whole bed from laughing.... man he's so fucking hilarious
@saifchowdhury35814 жыл бұрын
Too good!
@jeanlindner98174 жыл бұрын
I only snort while laughing if something is really funny, and I tend to snort quite a lot while watching Michael.
@jamesboldcomedy69145 жыл бұрын
Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....
@kristinebellamy52494 жыл бұрын
Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!
@legacyoflore15974 жыл бұрын
@0:22 and when Man City plays against Man United, you can have some of that man on man action.
@Alice_Walker3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 Love this guy! 💜
@boyandcatmum5 ай бұрын
Omg this man is so accurate and so very funny 😂😂😂
@barry13695 жыл бұрын
He is a comedic genius
@fhd5883 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold
@abbyrose89784 жыл бұрын
Haha love this 😂
@carolilseanne21754 жыл бұрын
Love him.
@louisthebee4 жыл бұрын
This man is legendary
@Mad-RCandHOBBY4 жыл бұрын
lol the dance moves 😂
@michellem30503 жыл бұрын
Ha! I love the 'stop faffing!' This is my feeling about American football. Hockey is like he describes football - hardly any faffing.
@vickymcculloch12363 жыл бұрын
Michael we love u. From South Africa.
@wolfgangscorpio41254 жыл бұрын
Good one, Mike! I just realize I need to watch more cricket.
@ryanvojtko-proctor85944 жыл бұрын
The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha
@roofpizza12505 жыл бұрын
Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.
@bagofchicken3 жыл бұрын
Dancing skills set to maximum!
@katiedid18513 жыл бұрын
Awww he is wonderful
@NikkiSalazar.3 жыл бұрын
There was definitely a moment when I thought really? You can do it Michael. Somersaults, back handspring then triple twist & pike!
@ahmadalami96405 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I this guy is a classic!
@LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын
0:30 I enjoy those moves tremendously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mad99774 жыл бұрын
"hurry up they're dying" 😂
@DmitryAstapkovich4 жыл бұрын
Laughing with tears =)
@JustMitchPool5 жыл бұрын
He has got a very good cue action.
@laurakinsella64043 жыл бұрын
i love when he shakes his hair
@joashlaw49994 жыл бұрын
Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah
@mybacklund49805 жыл бұрын
1.02 Adam Thomas aka Adam Barton in Emmerdale :D and Lucy Dixon aka Tilly Evans in Hollyoaks :D
@hulksmash89425 жыл бұрын
Arsenal would have fit well in the gay football joke...😅
@pet56594 жыл бұрын
Lol arse n all
@doublesalopetoimcre4 жыл бұрын
well its a shame he only mentioned 2 clubs. if only he mentioned at least 4 arsenal would be there.
@hairyfishcakes3 жыл бұрын
Are you referring to arteta or that shirt Lifter ozil
@neisham74785 жыл бұрын
michael you are such an adorably cute damcer
@p_sher123 жыл бұрын
l will watch the 1st min of this video over & over again hrs on end
@carlosturcios13154 жыл бұрын
Holy shit he nailed tennis and cricket down to a T 🤣
@miakiff72574 жыл бұрын
That guy is awesome
@darklittlepeople3 жыл бұрын
those rugby players nearly killed me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nightsgrow65755 жыл бұрын
Michael obviously doesn’t watch Italian football teams play. So much faffing. Or is it spelled “falling”?
@ev47285 жыл бұрын
The first way is the correct way to spell faffing.