Building A Laser Baby

[@MarkRober]

You owe me a brand deal.

[@call911pls8]

Mark Rober

[@bdr6965]

YO LMAO

[@traze2963]

Mark Rober

[@cartick4068]

Collab plsssssss.

[@campaexe]

Lmao

[@lolkecks1951]

Amazon: "recreate the laser baby scene!" Michael: "N-No I can‘t ju-" Amazon: "CUT. YOUR. FRIENDS. IN. HALF."

[@rotomwithagun1678]

Oof

[@plumbob109]

Dont keep the Bezos waiting

[@wrathfulcucumber1979]

but do it safely

[@floofball8905]

nothing flex tape cant fix!

[@DavidScheiber]

also Amazon "remove a shake the baby as you would a normal child" lmao wtf

[@AI--wl3kd]

Michael: Don't send me your crappy robot ideas Amazon: What if...

[@Mothman1992]

They paid

[@noahhastings6145]

"Crappy"

[@pheonixrises11]

I guess it’s okay if you send the money

[@LeBornMajes]

They paid him tho

[@n0days0ff81]

@Joshua PATTERSON are you sponsored by "Adam & Eve" by chance?

[@Gerbsert]

the fact that this show is such an apt satire of modern corporate conglomorates and their facades of friendliness and yet it is made by motherfucking amazon is so hilarious i dont know how to feel about it

[@SWProductions100]

I think this does get mudded by how separate decisions can be made on varying levels of the corporate hierarchy - Jeff Bezos may have not even heard of 'The Boys' until it became massively successful. But then there this line from Noah Gervais' spoiler review of Cyberpunk 2077: "Corporate capitalism doesn't care if you hate it. In fact, it can take that hate, package it in neon and chrome and sell it right back to you for 60 dollars."

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Probably the same way I feel about every show on FOX taking potshots at the network well into the era of people being able to become great entertainers without sucking some suit off. Y'know, kinda like how Micheal here just shit on Amazon the entire sponsor and got their money anyways.

[@catwastaken5018]

@@Rad-Dude63andathird LMK

[@priestoffern1608]

@@SWProductions100”Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead” - Disco elysium

[@BigBrezzy]

@@priestoffern1608One of my favorite quotes by Mr. Elysium

[@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894]

I bet the “poor guy at the marketing team” was just a huge fan and really wanted Michael to make another trigger-me-elmo-type-video, but had to find a way to keep it professional and business related.

[@Joseph-ms3iq]

mad respect to that dude

[@willmatzkavlogs7031]

Sssssssshhhhhhhh Don't tell them our secrets

[@whatsgoinon99]

Animals are like teenagers... They complain about EVERYTHING. .. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6anlKGVbp6bfqc&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal

[@RubyPiec]

@@whatsgoinon99 and?

[@bubbaturps394]

@@RubyPiec it's an ad bot...

[@Lunerai]

“Do not shake child. You must drop kick orphans.” -Sun Tzu The art of war

[@Wulk]

The third worst thing that happen to those orphans

[@turb0870]

@@Wulk 2nd worst

[@blankedout1862]

Turb0 no, hey, the second worst thing is the presents being stolen. Get it right.

[@jonathangillooly9361]

Technoblade and Michael would be a fun duo to watch

[@JadeAleman]

@@jonathangillooly9361 Dynamic duo killing orphans together

[@MaxFosh]

I'm laughing at the idea that this is going to be played in marketing meetings around the world as an example of 'perfect brand integration'

[@motherlover5023]

Hi Micheal ur funny

[@tomekcz3265]

aaa

[@kai-tu3mn]

LMAO IDWKNDKDIW

[@eaglesfan19029]

Yep. Now showing in Econ classes all over unis

[@nathangrinter3871]

Hi max

[@dragonflyer9964]

Ironically I think this was the best promotional video I’ve ever seen. Better than if someone were to take it seriously LMAO

[@chanelleright]

Same

[@thisreallydoesntmatter27]

oh yeah i watched the boys cause of this, loved it too

[@kenneth4181]

I love how this whole thing is an ad. Top Tier.

[@vandalia540]

I thought you were the Russian badger for a second and I almost just immediately hit like

[@ashleyshere302]

It's pretty epic

[@gummypoppa]

if only all ads were this entertaining and funny

[@praumat744]

@@gummypoppa japan

[@neosean9984]

A+ marketing! Michael slays again! Now, make the baby part of taser tag as a sought after perk!

[@jjmoon1874]

"Do not shake a child" Michael: i missed the part where that's my problem

[@heliveruscalion9124]

@Panthertastic tern

[@FirstnameLastname-ul4hr]

robbers robbing a bank: "EVERYONE ON THE GROUND" Michael: *violently shakes laser baby*

[@chims7232]

michael : *violently shakes baby*

[@blauzahn4212]

First name Last name nice name

[@TxBzSpectral]

@@chims7232 his was funnier ngl

[@taicunmusic]

Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊,, ,

[@jungleaxe8102]

IM DEAD LOL

[@idkwhyimevenhere]

Michael saying " Shut up neighbor dog, I'll eat you. " Is pure bliss

[@bloodrinker]

then the ad saying "Everything for your dietary goals!"

[@TheCoolDudeYT]

I think he really hates dogs

[@YourRich-Friend]

4:53

[@Hazmat_Potatoe]

​he's filipino

[@universalkratos2157]

I read that as he said it😂

[@theshadowking402]

I love how he shakes the baby like he’s starting up a lawn mower

[@thiccfrogg1380]

Might as well mow the baby too

[@adequatelytrying6568]

Uh I'm gonna take away your lawnmower for everyone's safety

[@bocadillodecalamares]

Tf kinda lawnmower u got my guy??

[@Hardsworth64]

This is amazing out of context

[@the_charliecp8859]

More like he’s going to spray paint a wall

[@questionably_xavier9177]

“Oh no I’m under attack” *vigorously shakes baby

[@cerealgibbon7330]

Oh no I'm getting attacked So anyway

[@GingerPale]

His face during the deep paternal instincts - that's a dad right there

[@defectivepikachu4582]

its ok gingerpale i have plenty of children to spare if you want

[@stickmanonastick6089]

Hey look: another person who lit a baby on fire! *that sounds terrible out of context...*

[@cookedbread393]

Whilst profusely dancing to a burning baby, he’s a real father

[@extracold444]

Wow

[@nayraa6820]

hi there fellow canadian 🇨🇦

[@KarmaCadet]

shake activated laser baby is the most horrific thing i've seen in a while. well done sir

[@ojoface208]

_"both a man addicted to potatos, and cocaine have quoted me"_ -Sun Tzu, in the art of war

[@haydenkegg339]

I FUCKING LOVE TECHNO AND MICHEAL

[@loading5957]

Hayden Kegg TRUE

[@gerritrookworst3701]

And a group of swedish pagans

[@WillBinge]

Ah yes, a man of culture.

[@Cassy640]

@@haydenkegg339 yeaaaaaah

[@tapitaboi5754]

I love how amazon sponsored Michael Reeves, the guy who has made fun of their delivery speed like a billion times

[@professor4903]

Lol

[@jbezoarjr5269]

Lol

[@aubrymatthews9866]

lOL

[@MrMilkyCoco]

I mean isnt that the best person for the job? They know hell talk about them ahhaha

[@Flebzz]

Lol

[@MonochromaticScale]

Amazon: Sponsors Michael to do dangerous things with a laser Michael: Shake the baby- Amazon: REMOVE THIS AT ONCE

[@dilenic4367]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@triettran1114]

Dilenic BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@t0pno7ch33]

@@dilenic4367 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jackdaw7792]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL WHEELCHAIR

[@notreal5826]

BABY SHAKES FOR THE BABY SHAKE GOD

[@captainboathands6124]

Dude… that few second sequence where your drawing turned into physical parts was slick as hell. Had to watch it a few times.

[@speedwagon1824]

Where does that happen

[@monkeyman4346]

@@speedwagon18242:52

[@HcazZach]

​@@speedwagon1824at 2:53

[@karmallarma5871]

"The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves, or LASER for short" "Wait"

[@celeste1129]

Underrated

[@ubberJakerz]

He glossed over that joke so fast

[@moralistically7336]

Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4Ckq3Roqqxqack

[@fastcow7013]

@@moralistically7336 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@raynejaso1414]

@@fastcow7013 I recognised that link lol. I don't trust you

[@Dr.Feelsbad]

"This is gonna be a weird video" That's... why I'm here.

[@briceboyee8536]

Hello There...

[@ricardohorta500]

@@briceboyee8536 general kenobi

[@mariopalenciagutierrez4318]

@@ricardohorta500 you're a bold one.

[@raphaellauf7786]

somebody beat me to the punch

[@KoalaTContent]

K Larry

[@NimaXD]

This is the greatest promotional video of all time, without a doubt.

[@kimjong-un7205]

hey nima

[@johnterencegutierrez9842]

epic

[@zsoti-7755]

Lategang

[@zod9844]

This showed up as top comment lol

[@zod9844]

@Pigeon In The Disco it's bc you liked it or replied to it

[@HoneyRabbitt]

2 years later and the scene where Michael shakes the baby violently and then shines it into someone’s eyes still makes me cry

[@BigManBilliam]

Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby

[@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998]

originally it would've been done by a roomba

[@Hllysfkpln]

No, Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby _SAFELY_

[@TheSebuka]

bold of them asuming he has friends

[@fronkschilling7733]

Anything’s possible when your a crackhead

[@Xlord-756]

Malk

[@nether4348]

Mykull is the only one I would watch a 10-minute ad for.

[@smellymg]

i made a real baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/onazl3VpYtiJrdk

[@smellymg]

@Sea u my friend need to up ur pull out game

[@evelynexuma1699]

Get sponsor block the extension From the chrome web store your welcome enjoy

[@evelynexuma1699]

KZbin Vanced has sponsor block now Double welcome

[@morganphillips8609]

SIMP

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

It’s all fun and games till Micheal accidentally leaves the baby in his room and doesn’t wake up

[@fartymcfart6533]

“Accidentally”

[@moralistically7336]

Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4Ckq3Roqqxqack

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

Okabe Rintaro lmao

[@aristired6252]

Can we talk about how Michael created and told a full narrative with proper set up and pay off all on the central theme of “deception” in a 9-minute KZbin video about making a laser baby? The script writing is always fantastic and I don’t feel like it’s recognized a lot. Script writing is a ton of work, and it doesn’t go unappreciated. Also, obviously, the delivery, editing and execution were also great as always:)

[@stratussoup]

You'd think he'd learn not to underestimate compressed air

[@loststormtrooper7873]

The man doesn't fear tasers

[@loststormtrooper7873]

Never mind I just realized you're talking about the penis gun

[@zooeyhill6006]

Yeah, those videos are awesome

[@puffyvalcano3736]

@@loststormtrooper7873 and the monster energy turret

[@Crystal_959]

Michael? Learn?

[@doctor.d.r7280]

“Dude, Michael Reeves quoted me” -Sun Tzu _The Art of War_

[@camdenburke9268]

Doctor. D.R *laughs in technoblade*

[@albertalways4059]

Oo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@artholypsia7084]

Amazon: sends a free gift to Michael Michael: *burns it*

[@patorrisse5722]

He would be a 10 y.o daughter while playing with the baby

[@CT-7731]

Ah yes. Arson in trainin

[@shoepurpose1711]

Lol

[@fannystin.y1966]

Disrespect at its finest.

[@LowkeyLukky]

Yes

[@grogurt3956]

I can just imagine Michael saying in his head “ OK baby Seizure time.”

[@Dumshine]

Michael: "I'm sorry" Also Michael: *burns baby with baby*

[@IvanTube0]

i burned the baby with the baby

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@user-fl3oc5kj9z]

Bro bots are liking this comment

[@subsonic6642]

I used the Baby to burn the baby

[@jordeneatscerealstgh7755]

"I used the stones to destroy the stones"

[@alexanders2669]

Amazon: Makes a show where bisecting people using a baby as an unwilling weapon is okay Michael: shake fake baby Amazon: *N O*

[@uncleterry9179]

It’s because he said to shake real babies, which was obviously a joke but that would hurt Amazon lol. Amazon never said “replicate these actions to a baby in real life”

[@Dokattak]

x3 so shake harder?

[@magicalmidnight8083]

michael reeves: " lets play a game called kick the baby " amazon: " *Don't* kick the goddamn baby "

[@FootyBits]

Imagine trying to rob Michael and he just starts shaking a baby.

[@patrioticwhitemail9119]

Forget stealing money, I'd give it to see that

[@22doubleU]

its not even the laser baby it's just some random kid he picked off a families table at the Mcdonalds he's getting robbed at

[@ScarletCandlelight]

XD

[@sdmlol6553]

Probably has a security roomba or some shit like that lol

[@dontreadmypicture698]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqHFaYCea7KKos0 juice wrld clone woow

[@orion10x10]

I'm going to need a whole playlist of what Micheal listens to "Mantra by Kaz Moon" is soooo good

[@oscarwasntavailable]

i read your comment 4 times and i still don’t understand

[@nibgib]

Michael is like a cross between your fun Uncle, the weird neighbours kid and the smart kid at school

[@ProjectWander]

That's weirdly accurate

[@soham6769]

That is surprisingly accurate

[@eveer4876]

you forgot the kid that swears like a drunken sailor

[@w.7118]

he is all of our fun uncles, weird neighbours kid, and the smark kid. He is all of them, he just disguises himself

[@beratedbandit5196]

it's perfect

[@dakhoista2486]

“Do not shake a child” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@luddsar5216]

a man of culture i see

[@deadchanellmao9929]

“Sun Tzu said that”

[@vambat1890]

“Not even close”

[@El_Ritze]

teconblode fenboi

[@retard4582]

❤️ TECHNOSUPPORT ❤️

[@enozanzx]

Title : How to make 9+ mins ads with 99% engagement rate.

[@lescitrons]

It's kind of one thing to have a sponsor segment, but it's a completely different thing to make your entire video a sponsor segment

[@Joel-ze1xr]

I actually want to watch both seasons now lmao

[@Joel-ze1xr]

Citrons it was still entertaining with how much he clowned on them so I don’t think most people mind

[@WeSkateBad]

Michael deserves the popularity. I love all his content.

[@quackersnail656]

@@lescitrons This is the best format i've seen

[@jlukethe3rd947]

The two enemies: Gets in cover. Micheal: SHAKES BABY INTENSLY

[@RackaApps]

Amazon CEO: "Who's paying for this?" Marketing team: YES

[@Erik-bw9pp]

Legit Plays yes

[@colinbalfour1834]

*Jeff Bezos is the CEO lmao

[@hippolyte5248]

you could buy a house with his money he still wouldn't notice

[@robertthekingofmars499]

"it's me Dio from the marketing team"

[@YeetLord666]

@@hippolyte5248 You could buy a house fully furnished with antique handmade furniture from the 1800's, 5 pools in the back yard, a small runway with 4 personal aircraft and a driveway with included Ferrari and Lambo.... and he still wouldn't notice. And I just want a buck 50 raise at work....

[@MrUnderpaidGamers]

Imagine his neighbors just watching him cut open a babies head. Then light it on fire and laugh. Good video though

[@bunkerbois4624]

Whamett wow i need to do that too.........

[@lukestoolbox]

probably the most normal thing he's ever done ;)

[@SemiO11]

Dang that pfp is familiar

[@bunkerbois4624]

There we go

[@MrUnderpaidGamers]

Elastic Opossum maybe you are one of my many subscribers

[@gameovervirus2384]

Michael being absolutely disgusted is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@smellymg]

i made a real baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/onazl3VpYtiJrdk

[@griffinwhite6066]

it must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disgusting

[@Fishcrab]

So get this, he turned the baby into a laser, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@therealnat1]

SmellyMonkey shut up

[@iamironyman8336]

@@smellymg no

[@YamiNoDaisuke]

Lol, Michael just predicted how The Boys season 3 ended up, with Soldier Boy finding out Homelander is his son but still continues to try to kill him because of an agreement he made.

[@lichtheimer]

"Shake the baby" "and it will have a small seizure to indicate that it's working." Yep, sounds about right.

[@FuriousBowl]

Matthew Barnette the girls

[@m4riel]

Feel old yet?

[@starspangledrage5417]

I is the 666 like

[@user-ou4nk6jp2z]

*Prepare the unborn child for war.*

[@kokopaii]

@@2pacofficial21 The video link is shit don't go to it, It's about a guy that pulls chairs from people then runs away

[@cobynull6198]

"They got Mark Robers number wrong" Past MIchael:"Call me Bezos"

[@遊具も数化]

He's is known formerly as Elon Musk of Bad Ideas and also a self proclaimed 3ft Filipino and dumb.

[@blue_leader_5756]

I want to meet the business exec who sent him the email saying “Do not shake a child” What a legend

[@hxpnocent8153]

1000th like

[@Mexximillion]

Whoever sent that is a tad iliterate.

[@moarwillpower1922]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmmpq3mwbLSoosU

[@lavender2293]

7:37 Metal Gear Solid death scream. 👌

[@jakk222]

Michael: “I taze my friends for fun” Amazon: *YES*

[@Zack_Zander]

*_”Perfect”_*

[@tampermonkeyexploitz2954]

YES

[@canijust101]

to be fair, they wanted him to use a high powered laser and then told him to point *a* laser at his friends and “kill” them

[@Yorsa]

*Perfecto, this is our guy*

[@remwastaken]

"remove "as you would a normal children". Either cut, or we can try to push and find a way to add a disclaimer on screen or pause that "Disclaimer: Do not take that advice. Do not shake a child."" is the funniest email i've ever read

[@guy_with_a_hat]

"Do not shake the baby."

[@angelb1318]

I’ve never seen Micheal so happy as when he set a tiny ‘laser’ child on fire and rubbed it in its melting face

[@TheOfficialShortStuff]

ael

[@aplant3508]

Now come on angel you know you would do that too

[@Yeaboi2169]

"F*ckin diabolical!" - Billy Butcher

[@xann2681]

Now not just the viewers are giving him bad ideas, now the sponsors are

[@teguhprawira3808]

HAHAHHA

[@smellymg]

i made a real baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/onazl3VpYtiJrdk

[@jacksonrankin5076]

this is getting ridiculous, now theres 2 of them

[@Junekiri_rai]

Get on the bandwagon choo cho

[@halfdemented]

I think there's a difference when you get paid to do bad robot ideas

[@jasonfajerman8106]

When he starts his video with “this is gonna be a weird video” but all his videos are weird videos, You know it’s gonna be good.

[@delyzium]

You are very correct

[@thomasvnl]

But it wasn't 😔

[@popsickle4505]

I was your 1000th like

[@georgeo7986]

Wrong it sucked

[@Amirrorofmirrors]

racist Elmo

[@J-bar3405]

He yells at the neighbor's dog for barking and says I'll eat you while he's holding a baby that can fire lasers from its eyes

[@olegoleg258]

*shaking for lasers required

[@type1hero146]

This comment actively made me laugh out loud in my living room

[@blanketzombie2027]

typical day for crackhead elon musk

[@JRH9468]

Convenient cooking

[@kolehansen5975]

Him lazer babying his friends eyes and saying “fuck off” so calmly will always make me laugh

[@faIsifying]

"Do not shake a child." Well fuck, guess I've been doing that wrong.

[@kinghurley7958]

nice copy lol

[@noted6060]

@@kinghurley7958 bruh so many people shake babies

[@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450]

@@noted6060 I shake premature babies daily

[@Gunslingerian]

child ambassador: what would you do if there was a child right infront of you? michael reeves: 3:46

[@mt7680]

Who wants me to teach u how to make scrambled Humans? Ez: Shake a 1 month pregnant woman then throw her on a pan and cook her for 10 mins, then wait 9 months.

[@absolutegamyr8002]

is no one gonna talk about how they wanted him to point a "highly destructive laser" at his friends?

[@smokerfrog]

also amazon: do not shake the baby

[@LisaWilliams-jb5re]

destructice!?!?

[@acid_melon5599]

It is Amazon. They don’t really care about people if they are not marketable.

[@douglasparkinson4123]

amazon disregarding human life? god im so shocked

[@shriveled9281]

To those who see this, most lasers actually won't harm a person unless it is either extremely powerful (more powerful than the ones Michael would have put into it if not for the shipping) or it is concentrated on the same spot for a period of time. The worst thing that would most likely happen is either someone would hurt their eyes (they had goggles on) or an article of clothing would catch on fire.

[@soy9571]

Michael: “This is gonna be a weird video” As if these videos aren't usually weird.

[@Xaydex87]

*you know it’s about to go down when he says that*

[@Systox25]

This is some next level weird Love it

[@xenofonofathens]

Well, did you download the app?

[@05-77]

True

[@bloodykoi]

I am the 1000th like. I have power

[@kingconrad4577]

6:40 the way he just aggressivly shakes it to the beat of the Music is amazing

[@perrilewis180]

Jeff Bezos isn't hiding his villain tendencies by hiring you. It's literally like a comic book story line where the villain threatens a genius to create a weapon for him

[@nightmare_creature3757]

More of a coconspirator thing, one evil mastermind funds another

[@Dunryan]

@@nightmare_creature3757 jeff ain't really a mastermind, its more like when the kinda incompetent uncharismatic main villain teams up with the hyper competent side villian

[@BobThePenguin.]

Except the genius is actually happy to do it and the villain realizes that the genius is more crazy than him

[@j.r.7339]

@@BobThePenguin. True

[@monke4165]

But the genius is also evil

[@PlaneBoy2520]

The fact that this video is monetized with double ads just warms my heart.

[@sagesy9774]

Its not being recommended I feel like it got around 3 mil views in 24 hrs and its been what 2 days and he is still at 5

[@Nugzillius]

@@sagesy9774 it is recomended for me but people dont alwayd watch evert recomended video

[@PolitelyStoned]

It warms us all

[@ajb6017]

The disclaimers from amazon helped lmao

[@MatiseQ.]

It has 4 ads now by me

[@LINK1V4N]

Amazon: gifts him exclusive merchandising from the show. Michael: inmediately burns it.

[@vwave8733]

Nah it's "deception"

[@aparanoidbw]

"there is no such thing as bad publicity." Seriously, props to the marketing team for allowing this. "Do not shake a child" was prob my favorite bit though.

[@canijust101]

aparanoidbw i imagine the marketing person immediately opening their email like “SIR.”

[@aparanoidbw]

@@canijust101 haha, yea. Legal always ruins the best jokes.

[@bankrupt3am932]

Just saw the baby in episode 5. This is some next level foreshadowing.

[@theatreman3771]

Michael: Drills baby's eyes out Makes exploding blood packets Points lasers at people's eyes Lights baby on fire Amazon: M'kay. Michael: Shakes the baby- Amazon: DO NOT SHAKE CHILD TELL THE CONSUMERS NOT TO SHAKE CHILD

[@ElectricalSwift]

**CONSUME THE CHILD**

[@fim-43redeye31]

all about legal concerns

[@quu1]

This is getting likes by the second

[@pinguin00o73]

This is a "do not shake the baby" meme.

[@ElectricalSwift]

@Kaiser Wilhelm I hope you're joking. If Alex Jones is supposed to be a political figure then I am Donald Trump. The dudes a fuckin nutcase.

[@thepufferfish8116]

Not even Pennywise was this creative. Or scary.

[@wdedystray7940]

uuuhhhhh

[@tobiasztr]

Help

[@benubo1411]

Wonder what he did to bullies. Or if he *was* the bully

[@patheticbubblesuwu]

Where's Styropyro??

[@creanatexinkludes0007]

He gives him nightmares

[@bountymick4208]

“When the world needed him most” “He appeared”

[@kowelao]

LOL SO TRUE HAHAHAHA

[@whenthe2209]

yes he has come

[@bountymick4208]

@@whenthe2209 that’s what she said

[@chulkyy]

he dissappeared again

[@godricheir]

@PoorlyAgedThings

[@auggie9828]

Michael is honestly one of the best creators on KZbin. To bad his upload schedule is absolute shit

[@OxyDreamz]

its all part of his charm tbh

[@JRH9468]

I agree

[@R03333]

That's because other creators upload just to upload, that's the difference.

[@5000Seabass]

It’s because it takes time to build shit like this. You ever worked on a project before? One where you have to plan the whole fucking thing before hand?

[@Greeblyweebly]

That’s probably the reason why he’s one of the best lol. Quality > quantity.

[@anxiousaj1616]

Amazon: * asks Michael to do a promotional video * Michael: “Fine. But if I’m gonna do it their way I’m doing it my way”

[@TOMMY-xt4lj]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGmkiayOn7WmepY 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💋💋

[@marii5050]

TOMMY 123 why them emojissss

[@hagahugolao7]

man this video is great 😸 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHrOnGxmlrWJn8U

[@mayayayz]

Amazon: We want you to make a laser child of destruction Micheal: *Lowkey just makes complicated laser tag*

[@rosubogdan7876]

Also michael 20 sec. after the video is over: *BABAY TAZER TAG* Someone: why? Michael: ..........uhhhhh..... cuz i cant cut you with a lazer so im just gonna taze you instead ???

[@abigailment]

Amazon: A gory show for someone with dry humor! Michael: shake the baby Amazon: do NOT shake the BABY

[@r0kavii]

do not the baby

[@DoobeeKind]

AyanOwO SHAKE THE BABY Baby: *wAAaAa*

[@sealy009]

im gonna do the baby

[@liamburke4824]

Can't wait for the season 3/4 sponsor where micheal has to put lasers in his eyes

[@mossy642]

The funny thing is, Micheal fits perfectly in the ‘The Boys’ universe.

[@Suchwerewolf]

Okay I would watch the shit of that season

[@thepillowhead2453]

The only made Homelander is afraid of.

[@jiljoup9960]

The mad inventor

[@doctorbusiness8771]

what the fucking immortal crackhead gremlin that makes weapons to commit war crimes for him?

[@neonbunnies9596]

Who Frenchie should've been

[@EpochIsEpic]

"40-50 psi, that's a little dangerous" - *hides behind a tupaware lid*

[@duartecandeias2484]

*actually turns out to be over 800psi*

[@middle_management7582]

Everyone knows tupperware beats high pressure explosions. It's in their marketing.

[@mosesrodriguez3966]

Michael is small enough to use it as a shield

[@EpochIsEpic]

@@mosesrodriguez3966 vicious

[@フミヅキ-s8m]

The fact that they were throwing stuff like 'laser your friends' into the talking point makes me almost wonder if they didn't fully realize that you aren't just a CGI channel...

[@bizzarebigfoot9859]

Practical effects that are poorly hidden are more fun though

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

@Bio punk Nope, you have always to start with an idea. And the brilliance of the marketing is to recognize the opportunity when someone takes and runs with it. Notice the wording of the disclaimer. They could have said "Edit the baby shanking out" but they didn't. Instead they were fine looking like greater twats than they actually were in order to have a better video. This is a chaotic result but not an accidental one.

[@KoltVEVO]

Herr Schmidt 😂😂 you do realize it was all his version of the conversation right? Jesus you’re taking Michaels sarcasm way too seriously

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

@@KoltVEVO Well, if the assumption is that he used sarcasm, we don't take it too seriously. If however the assumption is that he made everything up an it is basically just a lie, yes, maybe then assuming it was sarcasm means taking his words too seriously. But I guess you used the term "sarcasm" not in the way it is defined but apply the modern post southpark defintion for "something utterly meaningless which is mildly funny, for which nobody wants to feel responsible".

[@conorking331]

@@KoltVEVO What? did you read what he said?

[@epidemicrage4337]

Congrats on the Streamy Awards, Michael.

[@impulse6436]

KZbin: Demonetizes video Michael: gets Amazon as a Sponsor

[@Anidiot69]

Uno reverse card

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

“Shut up neighbor dog” _”I’ll eat you”_ *Hardest cough of my existence*

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

4:53 The scene

[@Tof_u]

Mykull imbuing his inner Asian. 🤭

[@nethermore2946]

Im a Filipino and can confirm some of us do eat dogs

[@simplyandrei1877]

@@nethermore2946 I am not proud of you that you said that lol

[@nethermore2946]

@@simplyandrei1877 im not proud of it either

[@JoshuaDiaz]

Michael is like a genie that twists your wishes 3 wishes, except the 3 wishes are the 3 requests from Amazon.

[@unidentified3181]

....... u also have diaz

[@ltdrilldick8416]

this is the best i’ve ever seen something described

[@erdiyamac2420]

dammnn u get 2 liks every second

[@Sergio-xs7ol]

0w0 nice Litten

[@corporalsavagery]

Michael is The Wishmaster confirmed

[@私はマーリンです-我是梅林]

new season: september 4th Michael: ''I have no time to finish this!'' well well well you went fast

[@treeninja8924]

Amazon: hey make something weird for a sponsor Michael: *Y E S*

[@infernobomb3588]

“Do not shake a child, thats… thats bad” Thanks for the information Micheal

[@Palmtop_User]

Never wouldve known that without that warning. Thanks amazon pr team

[@inazuma2332]

@@Palmtop_User yea learnt my lesson after shaking the first few babies before this vid

[@Axeqr]

the main character of the boys beats a baby to death with a lamp in the comics lol

[@HappyHog11]

“This is gonna be a weird video” Yes because the anti-tomato machine, taser-tag, racist Elmo and screaming roombas were all so normal

[@lydiagalantmotherf]

... The Anti-Tomato Machine was ingenious and I would love to purchase one!

[@clumped_8503]

bro the roomba was defo the best invention

[@kastiak06]

Racist Elmo is canon in Sesame Street.

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@theradiance2453]

Michael Reeves is literally just a person with ADHD's random ass thoughts brought to life. I love it.

[@eliredacted9723]

*Amazon:* Michael Build a laser baby. *Also Amazon:* Also here's a free laser baby.

[@raptor13]

And then he burned it

[@nickthegamer8103]

raptor XIII with the laser baby

[@eugene2870]

Now he needs a real laser baby so it will be better... yeahhh

[@justdio7459]

*smh*

[@philliplu157]

Michael is like pennywise. He comes back every 27 years

[@guyman8569]

Except for the fact that he is 9 years old

[@coolguy6926]

@@guyman8569 confirmed by lily

[@JesusLovesJack]

Exaaaaaactly

[@iron4517]

@@coolguy6926 lol

[@jasonlevis3104]

Trueeeeeeeee

[@kikiloop5860]

I like how Amazon just casually asked him to cut his friends in half.

[@cloenieper7490]

Yes

[@Orb1t-t1s]

Amazon: cut your freinds in half for our pleasure ha ha ha

[@codykirkland4798]

Bruh

[@regismartel8772]

It's Amazon, what did you expect?

[@JCBCheese]

As long as he did it safely.

[@LemmonTea]

I watched this when it first came out… 3 years 😢

[@Main_Sax]

Amazon must have paid him a lot of money, considering he actually met the deadline for it.

[@stratboi3390]

True

[@maxwelldevries1821]

Could be that being a new steamer doesn't net him enough revenue so when amazon gave a deal he sped through with such an amazing and big sponsor so that he'd get more sponsorships like this in the future

[@Rakkoonn]

​@@maxwelldevries1821 I'm pretty sure he does earn enough, but it's not every day you can get such a cool sponsorship.

[@12mRicky]

And it was a shit load less work then what he usually makes, probably more time in production than actually making the laser baby

[@blankf]

he missed the original deadline lol, i think it was meant to be out last weekend

[@SmashedHatProject]

Looking forward to the sequel: Taser Baby!

[@firelinksshrine1695]

The baby shoots the taser shots out of its eyes

[@Lantern070]

Baby taser

[@tommyknott572]

So true tho

[@hazbinhotel6733]

Taser toddler

[@cloud8143]

I cant wait until this Comment goes to I hate your robot ideas pt 3

[@asocialcomedian5610]

Amazon : "PLEASE dont shake the baby" Michael : "How about I do anyway?"

[@g_raffthearchlich]

-sun tzu, art of war

[@zaktabyte]

-bill wurtz, the art of war

[@aaronthegoofy]

3:55 bros emoting on a burning baby

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

This laser baby reminds me of that scene from "The Boys".

[@alejandrorangel9375]

I was thinking the same thing

[@grantbever5552]

Funny you say that, I hear season two is coming out on September 4th

[@2bearshighfiving]

Your right. He literally copied it.

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

@@grantbever5552 oh wow, I had no idea, thanks for letting me know!

[@rkofestzadaffhduvf3646]

No shit Sherlock

[@Bee-bup]

“Aaand... what’re the KZbinr’s initials?” “M.R.” “Got it. Mark Rober, right?” “Yeah.” *sends to Michael Reeves*

[@senajabeen1076]

Mark rober is a high class version of michael Reeves

[@gerardogarza8849]

@@senajabeen1076 the sane version some might say

[@popcornenthusiast]

To be fair Mark Rober is just Michael Reeves with standards

[@senajabeen1076]

@@gerardogarza8849 there is no such thing as being sane

[@johncenaplayingstarcraft9580]

Mark Rober is just a sane michael canada!

[@akseltrnnes1146]

Michael: (being held at gunpoint) Also Michael: *picks up nearest baby, and starts shaking it*

[@TOMMY-xt4lj]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGmkiayOn7WmepY

[@anthony5445]

TOMMY 123 no

[@atom2245]

10/10 acting 6:24

[@rycegabrielmajor9847]

i love how michael is the only guy who doesn't suck up to the guy sponsoring him and openly says how they suck

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

What about graystillplays. Kinda, he still promotes them but he then destroys their product with weapons Edit:added an s

[@rycegabrielmajor9847]

@@markusruizthegodofallsupre286 damn, show video, i wanna see it, was it one of those solar smash or happy wheels videos

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

@@rycegabrielmajor9847 like lots of them

[@zekearmstrong3342]

He def not the only one who does it but he def does do what you said

[@natax1737]

Wonder why they sponsor people that insult them, might be a tactic somehow

[@Luthies]

"This is going to be a weird video" *checks title* I would have never guessed.

[@superbombbuilder1412]

Honestly I think they chose the right person, I can't imagine Mark Rober doing something like this lmao

[@yiklongtay6029]

He is the perfect position in internet culture for brand deals. He is friends with so many streamers that will react the sh*t out of his videos. That view count you see on this video site is not representative of the sh*t ton of people who watched his Boys advertisment. Reeves here is prime real estate

[@superbombbuilder1412]

@@yiklongtay6029 FAKTS

[@aungkhantthurain6715]

Do you guys notice for the intro he used dio amendment

[@tylerknight9857]

@@yiklongtay6029 I think they messed up because Michael has framed the advertisement to make the boys something of an object of ridicule while also portraying amazon as an out of touch corporation, which both are brand burns for the amount they probably paid him LOL. Michael gets to maintain his image as authentic as ever. What they probably wanted was Michael to make the boys seem cool so that his audience would try it out. I doubt they anticipated their elaborate marketing instructions would make it into the actual video. Straight up hilarious.

[@kirbydied2875]

@@tylerknight9857 lol no you're wrong, they actually made an ad out of him, I got some of those ads and they were talking about how it was a "mistake". But the way they presented showed that it was more as a joke and this was what they wanted, they just wanted Micheal Reeves advertising it. They didn't want Micheal Reeves not being him while advertising it. So they got what they wanted.

[@aidenramberg9095]

“the little co2 tanks have a lotta pressure in them like 50-80psi so uh just hold this up for protection” raises a plastic bin lid