Microwave Burgers: The Easy and the Vegetarian

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Time to finish off the recent microwave burgers thing we've had going on!
There are as yet two unexplored avenues: The super-easy snacks where you just put the entire box in the microwave, and the plant-based vegetarian (and in some cases vegan) burgers. The results of these taste tests may SHOCK and ASTOUND you, causing you to INEXPLICABLY CAPITALISE words in KZbin descriptions!
Anyway, that's enough microwaveable fast food stuff for a while. (Unless a whole new range appears or something.)
#microwave #fastfood #ashens

[@mog398]

The fact that I rushed to watch a man eat microwave burgers on a sofa says a lot about Stuart's presentation.

[@danielsalsbury1195]

Amen

[@wolvezy]

I was watching dead to me on Netflix and as soon as the notification for this video came up I instantly came here 😆

[@mog398]

@@wolvezy I was watching Pinocchio and I was like "OH SHIT SOOOOON" and rushed over 😁

[@wolvezy]

@@mog398 standard procedure!

[@Okurka.]

It says more about your life.

[@tombotamist1174]

Can’t believe that Ashens has went all the way home from Dan’s to record this video before heading all the way back to open more advent calendars

[@Hairyfoot_Studio]

🤣

[@Elwaves2925]

Don't be a silly billy. He's clearly at Dan's for the whole month, meaning he carried the sofa on his back and filmed this in Dan's Dalek room.

[@HappyCynic]

He has access to a wormhole. The worm is not happy about this.

[@repairupdaterepeat5815]

Is Dan not locked in his cellar?

[@ericf112]

That shirt has gotta be getting pretty ripe

[@katelyn6989]

Omg babe wake up new microwave burgers just dropped

[@jlb9577]

To this day the format hasn’t changed. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face for so many years

[@BenjaminGoose]

Every video someone says this. Some even say he's never changed, which is obviously wrong if you're perceptive.

[@umamifan]

@@BenjaminGoose🤓

[@Chives1797]

​@BenjaminGoose obviously he's differed every now and then but his main work ain't changed silly man 🤓

[@CrustaceousB]

Trying to explain to other people exactly what it is that Ashens "does" is fairly difficult. "well he reviews.... Things" "what kind of things?" "oh ya know. Toys, ancient video game accessories, Trinkets and knick knacks.... 60 year old canned food."

[@sharona1981]

Trying to explain Stuart's content to people who don't know anything about him, is a bit difficult. I just end by saying, Trust me, it's much MUCH better and funnier than it sounds.

[@m1ndy9876]

It's not just things. It's also stuff.

[@CrustaceousB]

@@m1ndy9876 how could I forget about the stuff! 😭

[@thechurchofsupersampling]

@@m1ndy9876 but mostly tat

[@commgen]

@@thechurchofsupersampling In tat we trust!

[@biokido575]

Ashens since these don't seem to be expired, I'm forced to believe you've just started recording your lunches for content

[@EngliscMidEadwine]

I saw this joke on the last microwave burger video and I'm glad to see it here too

[@Journey_Awaits]

The economy is rough

[@cloud_tsukamo]

Its Ashens, he could post a video where he just eats a sandwich without saying a word and we'd all watch it to completion.

[@samdavies2069]

@@Journey_Awaits not rough enough if he can now afford in date food

[@kianhaynes23]

@@cloud_tsukamo 'he could post a video where he just eats a sandwich without saying a word'. Stuart, please, please do this. It would be the most disproportionately entertaining thing on the internet

[@iHusk]

_Nothing brings a fiery hunger to my bowels more than the thought of microwaved bread._

[@MrPaxio]

the colder before microwaving the better, surprisingly

[@ulture]

@@MrPaxio having tried many a time to thaw bread in the microwave, I can confidently say you are lying

[@vitamins-and-iron]

@@ulturethe bluntness of your comment made me chuckle… thanks 😅

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Nothing is truly more "content" than watching the hands and hearing the voice of a British man eating strange, cheap foods in front of a brown sofa.

[@ksebfmv]

Made the peri peri one hungover, the sauce fell on my chest and its still scarred to this day from the burn🤣

[@genderlesswhale2868]

What a great scar story from a noble battle. Gave me a good laugh, cheers

[@LordChesalot]

Jesus

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Is peri peri sauce common in the UK? I’m from the states and have never heard of it! I googled it though and it sounds tasty

[@LordChesalot]

@@bigbeefscorcho yes it is common

[@beardie6285]

This upset me

[@Ryusagi]

Sauce on the Sofa sounds like the name of a podcast where Ashens recalls his glory years as floating hands in front of a camera grabbing tat and food to describe their qualities to us.

[@OlEgSaS32]

clearly gonna be the name of his autobiography

[@JRSanchez93]

The porn parody where Stella Bashens reviews “toys” and it’s all a POV with the same exact tone and jokes.

[@SakuraAvalon]

@@JRSanchez93 So, wait, is she the sofa or the disembodied hands?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@SakuraAvalon The hands obviously

[@maxinlux6570]

Weird Al should do a cover of "Smoke on the water" with that one...

[@aatheus]

Any food that can be defined as "sweaty tasting" is a food horror.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

The semi moist bun has never bothered me honestly

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

It's always a great day to see Ashens present bad food on the internet's most famous sofa!

[@Okurka.]

The casting couch is more famous.

[@YokiDokiPanic]

And now Dan has a button of it!

[@kpodd9246]

@@Okurka. this is Ashens casting couch

[@nigeljames6017]

The sofa is slowly falling apart, there is a tear on the right hand side but I must say, the buttons have been cleaned and do not seem to be filled with bum fluff.

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

@@nigeljames6017 He probably maintains it to the best of his abilities as it has become an essential part of his channel. It may be falling apart, but I'm sure his plan is to use it for as long as he can.

[@freemansteinslab]

“Pop...Cook in the box” sounds like a really cursed slogan for a cremation company

[@CatchyNameF1]

Ashens I watch your channel since the popstation years. Countless hours of free comedy, technology and idiocy. Thank you.

[@missvidabom]

Omg same! One of his first videos? Absolutely loved it from day one.

[@demoleramera]

​@@missvidabom As did I, I believe the first Ashens video I saw was the Neo Double Games one, when he introduces himself as an "Internet Cunt". That was in 2007, I was eleven years old and still to this day I get excited when I see a new upload in my feed. I also never fail to get really hungry whenever he eats something, no matter how anemic and processed it well may be

[@alkestos]

And tat, don’t forget the tat.

[@hexagonist23]

That first jumpcut was the smoothest jumpcut I've ever seen

[@timfagan816]

It really was, wasn't it.

[@cujoedaman]

One comment I can never forget when seeing food like this: "How can something with this much salt not have any flavor?" - The Wolfpit

[@versebuchanan512]

I forget about your channel for about a year at a time, then come back and watch you eat burgers and touch action figures for an hour, then forget again. It's a weird cycle.

[@Tanookicatoon]

I love how Ashens reviews these honestly and isn't just hamming it up for the camera. Anyone who takes a bite out of a microwave sandwich and said "It's alright" is telling the truth.

[@InternetLad]

That's actually hella true. I do think the quality of his vids went down when he started doing Barry collabs back in the day, but I'm seeing a return to form lately. Of course you're absolutely right. The reason we love when's Ashens is his dry humor

[@MRtucnakCZE]

Only three things in life are for sure: Death Taxes Ashen's quest for the stomach ulcers

[@MrPaxio]

yeah ive already got one thinking why would someone want chicken but also without chicken

[@Matt19matt19]

The meatless one had a shorter date because it doesn't sell so it's not continuously replaced on the shelf. The same stock sits there until it ends up in the reduced section.

[@danielmorris7648]

I've also noticed that at my local stores. It makes me wonder why they continue to buy so much, but I think its because when it's taken to the reduced section the stores system registers it as sold and orders more.

[@DevinJuularValentine]

:( I buy all of them at my local shop I unironically love them even tho I know I'm not getting any nutrition lol

[@lewisbrock2073]

i dont think thats exactly true as they're quite often sold out in stores near me, which is annoying because i often want them

[@vampiric4real]

well majority of vegan's don't usually microwave a burger unlike non vegans. That would be the reason why

[@almightyk11]

@@danielmorris7648 Because if they don't provide meat free options people complain

[@JayFunningham]

We've come a long way in 12 years or so. I remember buying these and watching Stuart review them as I ate. Now I do not eat them, but by golly do I still watch Ashens do it!

[@aria..uwu..]

discovered you one day while i was ill as a young boy and i'd never laughed so much while being so sick now im nearly 23 and i still come back to watch you every so often glad you never stopped :)

[@james0000]

Use by dates for the burgers... Dec 16 - 22325/5 12:04 - Sausage Muffin - 325th Day of 2022 is Nov 21 - Dec 16th is 350th day - 350 minus 325 = 25 days Dec 12 - 22321/5 11:23 - Peri Peri Chicken - 321st Day of 2022 is Nov 17 - Dec 12th is 346th day - 346 minus 321 = 25 days Dec 05 - 22314/1 10:36 - Meatless Maverick - 314th Day of 2022 is Nov 10th - Dec 5th is 339th day - 339 minus 314 = 25 days Dec 11 - 22320/4 20:16 - Chick'Un Filet - 320th Day of 2022 is Nov 16 - Dec 11th is 345th day - 345 minus 320 = 25 days These are all best by the 25th day, however each sandwich was made in different weeks... based on my guessing the pattern.

[@renannaw]

He probably ate one everyday then? By the sounds of your maths

[@alkestos]

What?

[@james0000]

@@alkestos He mentioned how the best by dates were different when checking out the Peri Peri chicken... I recognized a pattern and given that the pattern seems to decode to the manufacture date with each best by date being 25 days after that manufacture date, I think it's correct.

[@james0000]

@@alkestos Example: '22341/1 12:00' is likely Manufactured on 2022 on the 341st day (the 22341 part). That's Dec 7th, 2022. Adding 25 days would give you a best by date of Jan 1st, 2023. I suspect the '/1' portion would be the line number or machine number or such... and the '12:00' portion is the exact time of day the item was stamped. If there was some malfunction and foreign material made it into the sandwiches, the manufacturer could recall them by telling people/stores to not consume items with a best buy date of Jan 1st 2023 that also had a '22341/1' stamped on them... if the line/equipment in question was the /1 stuff.

[@linuxstreamer8910]

now i need to know is the bread vegan

[@salucin]

"Sauces on the Sofa" sounds like something you'd see on Cinemax at 1 AM

[@UFOhunter4711]

I have watched this man eat odd microwaved food on a brown couch for a decade, ashens cracked the damn code

[@azrael_hypo]

the food reviews are my favourite Ashens content, not least because of that "oh" after taking a bite. it's so suspenseful. it could mean anything from just "it's disappointing" to "i'm regretting all of my life choices and that i don't have a bucket next to me"

[@Kakascrot]

I find it kinda mental that I started watching this channel back in 2008 and I'm 31, that's almost half my life that I've been captivated by a man reviewing mostly cheap shite on his couch

[@SCLONAN10538]

Literally following this guy since I was a kid first discovering KZbin, and I love that the backdrop is still just his brown couch. Never change, Ashens.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Thank heavens for sectionals! He just slides down to the next section every few years lol He's the Sofa King Of Tat.

[@wickedishiccy7621]

@@favoritemustard3542 So someday, we'll move back to the original spot, I remember a few years ago he did a joke series on his sofa

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@wickedishiccy7621 oh yeah, the one where it got stolen? Lots of good cameos in that

[@LexTheSteeler]

A double dose of Ashens, today is a great day

[@wernt0]

I've been watching a lot of the microwavable "burger" videos so I was pleasantly surprised by this

[@xx-hy4uy]

Been watching this grown man eat highly processed food since middle school and I am in my 2nd year of college now. Thanks Ashens for giving me something to watch while I eat not highly processed food xD

[@TheWizardSpeaks]

So glad I found this channel again, used to watch when I was a kid before I lost my account and got busy with my music career

[@TheSektorz]

I know it's meant to be a gross bad thing, but I've been watching Ashens' microwave food vids for a decade now and all it does is make me envy all the microwave foods Brits have. They ain't healthy, but still - cheap and look like a good option for a rare occasion.

[@Sceptonic]

I know right, thought I was the only one.

[@gilgammesh1]

I love cheap microwave stuff, but think thats more i was brought up in a poor household and ate whatever cheap shit we were given.

[@Toffeeman]

These Rustlers burgers are normally alright if you need something quick, hot and filling. Never had one of the boxed ones before but that piri piri one looked decent enough

[@mrcheesemunch]

Some of them are surprisingly good, I love the BBQ ribs and the chicken sub. Definitely worth a try if you can import them at a reasonable price. To me there's just something fun about eating cheap bad food from time to time. After his last video it was my first Rustlers in like 2 years.

[@skylined5534]

@@mrcheesemunch The BBQ ribs one... oh they are nice especially if you toast the bun separately and add a little bit of mature cheddar to the 'rib'!

[@speedwaynutt]

This must have been filmed before Ashens went to Dans for todays Advent Calendar opening.

[@DoctorBastard]

I can't believe people think they film all those in one day! That'd just be silly.

[@KiaZiShiru]

In the Netherlands, we can get steamed buns in plastic bags that you put in the microwave, like the first two burgers. We never look at the cooking instructions for them, just heat them in the microwave until they pop, and then wait 5 minutes until they no longer burn your fingers/mouth. They're called bapao here, and are a steamed bun with usually a meat and veggie filling (chicken, beef, etc.). They even started selling filled pita versions of them (jalapeno cheese is gooooood). I lived in the UK for a couple of years but somehow failed to notice that they weren't available or even the 'put in plastic bag in microwave until pop' type of food.

[@hydro_storm4527]

Ashens eats microwave junk and opens an advent calendar on the same day? Glorious. The nation has been saved.

[@lewisbrock2073]

I mentioned the vegetarian rustlers on a previous video and i am happy to see you review them! As a vegetarian myself i love both of them lol

[@ahandsomefridge]

As an omnivore I can confirm that vegan microwave chickenburgers sometimes beat the so-called real thing. Same goes for sausage rolls, both oven or microwave.

[@TheTomme7]

'Sauces on the sofa' sounds more like an adult entertainment video....

[@edquin8]

I've patiently been waiting for you to make another one of these videos, thank you!!!

[@intense_pickle]

I have a theory...Ashens is the highlander. He outlasts all the other tat review channels to retain his immortality for there may be only one!

[@Elwaves2925]

Born to be king, he's the prince of the tat-iverse.

[@Christi-Ann.Pierantoni]

There’s other tat-review channels?

[@c.cooper2877]

@@Christi-Ann.Pierantoni Well, not any more there aren't.

[@intense_pickle]

@@c.cooper2877 nice

[@BladeoftheImmortal2005]

what the hell does tat stand for?

[@timothydubber549]

Crisping Sleeve sounds like a flamboyant elderly art critic with a penchant for silk scarves and floppy hats.

[@watchman_1029]

"I'm about to bite into it and tell you what I think" "Oh..."

[@Ravendarkwytch]

My father was cooked in a box…ok the funeral directors called it a cremation but still

[@marvintpandroid2213]

A bit over cooked I would guess.

[@nigeljames6017]

Ohhhh, that was wonderfully gross Justine, I loved it !

[@Safetytrousers]

What was the sauce?

[@DanielFrankAbernathy]

Was a crisping sleeve used?

[@Ravendarkwytch]

@@DanielFrankAbernathy well they called it a funeral casket but I think the principal was the same

[@huggleton]

Every day Ashens uploads a new microwave burger video is a good day

[@matthewrobinson2831]

That is food for when you are severely hungover 😂 I can't even look at it sober but when drunk or badly hungover rustlers is yummy 😂

[@heinzie5]

i find the standard rustlers are better done in the oven, particularly since i don't own a microwave. stick it on 190, 6 minutes on each side, toast the bun of course. comes out pretty nice. i wish my local shop did them on a meal deal. edit: glad i caught this one early. it's pretty wild seeing a use by date that is still in the future on an ashens video.

[@katfoster845]

I've been vegetarian for a quarter of a century. It's so much easier than it used to be and the range of stuff has expanded dramatically. It's amazing really.

[@JohnsysChannel]

beyond meat burgers have been a game changer for me.

[@JohnsysChannel]

@@TRACKSTARRR good for you!

[@domeatown]

I went gluten free before it was trendy because I slowly realized bread gave me the Hershey squirts. Lost some weight because everything is bread and I had to be more creative with my cooking. Then people noticed that people who went g free got thinner and it got trendy. Then companies started making quite comparable replacement products. Now I am happily plump again because weight loss was never the goal lmao. And it is still trendy and it has improved my quality of life that trendy people hopped on board and drove that market. So, thank you trendy folks

[@dietcokezeros942]

I’m glad that Ashens was completely objective in reviewing the vegan/veggie burgers. ❤

[@InternetLad]

Yeah people who aren't assholes are usually ok with the idea of flexitarianism. Especially nowadays when the meat we eat is. . . Well. . . dubious.

[@yakublue10]

this is the highlight of my December so far

[@ApolloTheDerg]

I haven’t watched this channel for years but 20 seconds in and it feels like returning home lmao.

[@MrJoffster]

my evening is complete microwave burgers a brown sofa and Mr ashens we need more of these videos with crappie food and sweets etc back to the good old days you my good sir are the reason I'm proud to be British

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

Its good to see that companies find ways to use these sorts of meat instead of throwing it away...great video as always

[@InternetLad]

I guess that's one way to look at it

[@Hilding342]

It makes me so happy to see you still making videos, been here on and off since the polystation 3 video

[@bustinacupp7440]

This is the first video of yours I've come across and those jump cuts have blown my mind. Subbed

[@offtherailscunt]

Love how this channel has not changed in what? 15 years? Class!

[@TonyTheTiger94]

Hello! Merry Christmas and potato to you Ashens. God I miss these videos.

[@Goremejy]

I just imagine Stuart kneeling in front of the sofa as he finishes all these, so he doesn’t waste food

[@Nyinxie]

Thank you Ashens, for keeping my simple british mind entertained for all of these years of your existance on youtube.

[@nodak81]

Not gonna lie. I love food like this. I grew up on a university campus and lived on vending machine food for years.

[@Dorraj]

As a thorough meat-lover, "fake" chicken, is actually really good. I could totally eat that stuff all the time, it's a shame the focus seems to constantly be on "fake" beef

[@skye2847]

I moved to Australia 3.5 years ago and watching you do tat and food from Iceland and the poundshop make me feel a little less homesick and I really appreciate it

[@Emihana]

Just wanted to check in on the channel to make sure you're alive, glad to see it.

[@pocketstationman6364]

Ashens' content is actually nice to watch while having such meals, I think.

[@SMTRodent]

I find I watch them a day or two before having such meals.

[@deadstop4434]

These would be perfect if you were in a rush to go open calendars in the other side of the country every day

[@SilverEye91]

If he planned it correctly Dan could have gotten a different microwave meal every day.

[@beardie_viking5518]

You finally got around to these burgers! About time!

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

Excellent! these are my favorite videos!

[@lumpylumpyloo]

What a weird thing to lie about

[@Arlenthasala]

So the other day I was in Tesco and looking at the Salad Cream when I noticed the vegan option for it, I thought to myself, "hmmm, I wonder what they use to replace the egg?" But then on inspection of the ingredients, I found that the only thing they actually did was remove the egg bit. Turns out salad cream is only really 3% egg.

[@herbiehusker1889]

What is salad cream? Is that like mayonnaise?

[@Arlenthasala]

@@herbiehusker1889 kind of, it has a similar process but is more like a sauce and very tangy.

[@philtowle4683]

@@herbiehusker1889 similar but made with cooked egg rather than raw

[@shaunsmith1825]

Like mayonnaise, but runny and with flavour.

[@MrMadtv123]

12:24 i love a spicy wee Breadcum croating

[@wombat5252]

Keep producing these food review videos. I'm from the US so we don't have these and that's why it's even more fun to watch!

[@IRLraincoat]

Ashens is my personal time capsule. I feel like a toddler getting excited watching coco melon

[@scottmcpherson3074]

this channel has now gotten to the point where the new videos are nostalgic..

[@Grif2501]

Sauces on the sofa should be the name of this series.

[@hepthd5245]

I've just found your channel again! I used to watch you back in the days of the AirPhone 4 and sodastream poison maker XD. nice to see that absolutely nothing has changed round here :)

[@markhammond2532]

I love that I have YT premium again as I budgeted for it. Now I can binge watch ashens again without the annoyance of adverts.

[@AerthManolo]

When the only redeeming quality of the food is the packaging

[@MissingDataNull]

The reason that plant-based burger’s date was shortest is generally down to them not being popular in the area. Reminds me of that picture of vegan food in a grocery store going unsold despite Hurricane Harvey causing people to buy the place out.

[@Chives1797]

Never change man, years and the same content. Please, never change.

[@Safetytrousers]

I was thinking after I woke up today there hasn't been an Ashens for a while. So glad for microwave buggers again.

[@epicchris1985]

At the start I was like ohhh that’s a good move getting rid of plastic an great for the environment but nope they just put the plastic inside the cardboard 😂

[@lifeisraph]

I absolutely adore this series...and I really do not know why :D

[@BombasticLion]

Always a good day when ashens uploads, even if I feel deathly ill

[@davidf2281]

Merry Christmas, Mr Ashens

[@anonymousnobody326]

The long-awaited, much ballyhooed return of Krispin Sleeve to an Ashens cinematic universe streaming production. Amazing actor.

[@Ascania]

The batch code printed on on the Meatless Maverick burger says it was produced/packed on Julian date 314. Which would be the fifth of November. So it had a shelf life of 25 days from date of manufacture.

[@MrPaxio]

why print something you cant read AND it takes up more space

[@Ascania]

@@MrPaxio It's easy to read if you know the scheme used. It is also not intended for the consumer but for batch tracking along the supply chain.

[@NamEhcatsoum]

Didn't see the upload date on this before I clicked it, thought it was an old microwave burger video I missed. This guy never changes his ways, does he?

[@jordlopez]

Same lol I was like "when did he put out vegetarian microwave stuff?" Until I saw the upload time

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

Why fix what's not broken?

[@Code7Unltd]

@@totz_the_plaid9625 Because keeping things same as they had been doesn't pay bills.

[@justanjustan9624]

This man's food reviews rival the best cooking shows when it comes to making me hungry lol. And you've got skills if a dork like me can listen to you talk while chewing and not get a case of the misophonia winces. I seriously want a chicken a sandwich now

[@Max-uv3eg]

classic ashens. love it! also liked the vegetarian/vegan stuff for a change

[@classy2329]

Ive found that when it comes to that blended chicken nugget type stuff ive found i normally prefer veggie ones because I think texture and flavor is normally better

[@drworm73]

Yup.. The spicy Boca chicken patty is fantastic. I'm not remotely vegan, but I prefer it to any chicken patty I've had.

[@InternetLad]

Actual modern processed chicken is disgusting. Ground up bones and feathers. Anyone regardless of omnivore or carnivore should try one imo

[@Travybear1989]

I agree, I like the vegan "chicken" patties but the burgers are pretty bad by comparison to real meat. I also generally purchase the meatless chicken patties and tenders regularly now that I think about it.

[@MrJamieVe]

I'd like to see Ashens do a microwave burger video with someone else, Eli, Mr. Gannon or Barry, and see if they can tell the difference between the Vegan and meat burgers in a blind taste test

[@5hrimp_Nachos]

Love your videos. You’re all over the place and that’s awesome. Lol.

[@purpleaki1748]

Sauces on the sofa sounds more like a Phub video more than a Netflix series

[@recordatron]

The vegan chicken sandwich is surprisingly good! Especially putting some lettuce on it too 👌. The "beef" burger one not so much, just doesn't taste of anything besides the sauce sadly.

[@stickfigureman3D]

My lived experience is that vegetarian imitation chicken is superior to highly processed chicken

[@MrPaxio]

@@stickfigureman3D but youre comparing apples to oranges when you compare the price. the worst of imitation vegan can pay for the best of the real thing

[@Euanplushstudios]

Hey Stuart, asda do rustlers ribs and chicken wings if you’re interested, I saw them earlier today and was absolutely astonished

[@SandraudigaVali]

I could watch Ashens eat microwave food for eternity

[@TheGrandtheftautops3]

Love these food reviews

[@Kochiha]

Given how well those things held their heat, I'm starting to wonder if it might actually be more economical to buy a bunch of those microwave burgers and use THEM as ways of heating your house.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Old English/British houses were usually built with winters in mind as they're hella insulated. But that makes summer even worse

[@WirrWicht]

​@@DirectorOfChaos9292 That doesn't really make sense. If it keeps the heat in during the winter, it also keeps the heat out in the summer.

[@lnteIIigence]

I know these are basically 90% rectum and 10% irradiated plastic (or vice versa), but I still love 'em.

[@PhantomRadish]

You forgot the eye-lids, at least 8% eyelids

[@plantlady42069]

Ashens is just what I need for Christmas! He's one of the first channels I ever subscribed in like 2009-ish so I get a sort of nostalgic feeling watching even new videos since nothing has changed except quality of the camera/audio/lighting. Same brown, tattered sofa. Same wonderful, dry humor. Same two hands floating in front of a camera. Same cheap food, toys, electronics, Poundland. Still my favorite channel on KZbin and I'd still say if I could only watch/rewatch one channel, it'd be this one.

[@ahtijansson9283]

going from new ashens and nerdvubed advent to and ordinary ashens epp my day has been made