Midnight Screenings - Dancin' It's On

It's a dance movie from the director of Space Mutiny and the co-writer of Rapid Fire. And it...just...wow.
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[@trtx84]

After listening to Brad describe this theater...I was half expecting him and Violet to turn around to look back at it and see nothing but a corn field.

[@RIH80]

Okay, admittedly if I worked as a guy at the front desk of a hotel, I would ABSOLUTELY say "to be or not to be" when someone booked room 2B.

[@metalmugen]

Dancin' : The Hands of Fate.

[@docdave15]

"from the director of Space Mutiny" *jaw drops to ground*

[@WinterSteele]

+johnhamilton08 Some statements really do tell you all you need to know.

[@DinosaurFan88]

+johnhamilton08 If only this movie had Reb Brown in it...

[@chwenhoou]

+johnhamilton08 How in the blue fuck did that guy ever get another film? Shouldn't he be living in a dumpster drinking cheap booze as he bemoans the folly of his career? More importantly, HOW DID THIS PIECE OF SHIT GET A THEATRICAL RELEASE?!? Did someone lose a bet?! Was there blackmail involve?!

[@culwin]

+johnhamilton08 BLAST HARDCHEESE

[@docdave15]

culwin BOB JOHNSON... oh wait.

[@boooRatt1]

But, Brad! That theater burned down 15 years ago!

[@catalinamelo9932]

😆😆😆"What a twist!"

[@DeniseFaraday]

This movie sounds like the perfect target for Rifftrax to destroy...

[@shwahgamer]

They made a Rifftrax for it recently. It's pretty awesome.

[@TheKML777]

I had watched this episode several months ago. Then I saw the Cinema Snob review two days ago. And now I'm watching this episode again, because I need triple clarifications that this movie exists.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

I'm still having a hard time believing this was put in theaters.

[@Tareltonlives]

Some films are just inexplicable

[@MrsMojoRisinBlues]

I love Violet's lipstick.

[@sulffffffur]

Her lipstick game is constantly on point.

[@japeth3213]

I don't mind Violet's lipstick, more interested in the fact that she's dressed in Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy's colors.

[@randomlaughable]

"Gravy."- Ed of the trio Ed, Edd, & Eddy

[@Mr_Bunk]

'Space Mutiny'? *Looks up 'Space Mutiny'* OH MY GOD, THE MAN WHO DIRECTED TRUNK SLAMCHEST HIMSELF MADE _THIS_ MOVIE?!

[@planescaped]

Falling falling, Black inferno, rolling rolling, black inferno...

[@youraverageluke531]

TopBunkProductions Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of 3.

[@Tareltonlives]

How much better would have this been if it was 80s Reb Brown dancing?

[@EddieHawkinsII]

planescaped "Fire and rain... we will never die... BLACK INFERNO! BLACK INFERNO! Lost on a highway without a sign..."

[@Tareltonlives]

I mean, he sang in Death of a Soldier! @Sebastian Grindborg

[@stevethemastersword]

this sounds like the greatest movie ever made...

[@jasonmillsom2981]

Agreed

[@patnewbie2177]

It's on Netflix right now. I just saw it. I'm... almost speechless.

[@shwahgamer]

Pat Newbie I saw it on there while looking for something to watch, called my fiancee into the room, and we immediately watched it so we could make fun of it. It is glorious.

[@Genin99]

You stumbling into Purgatory and seeing a movie the Devil made might be a good idea for a Cinema Snob video.

[@Jaytheradical]

+Genin99 Came to the comments to say this. If this was released in 1975, it would already be Snobbed. Brad, man, you may have to make a special exemption for this, like you did with the ET Pornos.

[@Genin99]

Jaytheradical The movie's description mentioned Karate Kid a movie from 1984 and High School Musical a movie from 2006. Also this movie was was released last Friday, not 1975.

[@trtx84]

+Genin99 Brad and his crew really do need to do some kind of "Midnight Screening" horror movie. It has a built in excuse for typical "why the hell are they filming themselves..." plot hole. Especially when this one and Mommy Dearest are him including descriptions of apparently phantom theaters that none of them had ever heard of before.

[@JeonardShadby505]

"And completely botched by David Winters."

[@roberteaston42]

yeah there is but it's seven layers of rip off's and cliche's

[@Tareltonlives]

Passed from Editor to Editor in a desperate attempt to save it!

[@samfanelli8296]

came here immediately after the worst of 2015 video. so worth it

[@JesterNil]

"In the tradition of Dirty Dancing, High School Musical, and The Karate Kid". I'm laughing way too hard, are we sure that this is a movie mean't to be taken serious?

[@wchan39]

Sounds more like this is an insult to The Karate Kid, Dirty Dancing and yes, EVEN High School Musical!

[@Tareltonlives]

It's like Karate Kid in that there's a bald mentor and a person named Daniel! It's like Dirty Dancing because people dance in it! And it's like High School Musical in that it's like having microwaved knitting needles jabbed in your eyes AND ears at the same time!

[@monroeriddell5822]

Not gonna lie, when Brad described the theater, I legit got chills. Sounds like the perfect beginning to a horror story.

[@SongbirdAlom]

"you look gorgeous" aww, my heart melted a little.

[@kadejito1]

3:26 ...and mine melted at "It's PURPLE *giggle*"....awww

[@Ryse19]

Dancin' It's On....Netflix!

[@Eolsvik98]

From Brad's description of the theater and the movie, that certainly sounds like what his hell would be. Actually no, the theater is Purgatory, and when Brad sees a bad movie he's experiencing a bit of Hell and when he sees a good movie he's experiencing a bit of Heaven.

[@jonathansefcik473]

That "fucking wow!" at the beginning gets me every time. You know you're in store for an unforgettable Midnight Screenings.

[@obaldassari]

This review has more views than the official trailer

[@dantesinporno]

WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE

[@joelsmith5938]

It's hilarious to see Brad so exasperated by this movie that he starts to slip into the Cinema Snob persona. He acts just as annoyed, disgruntled, baffled, and uncharacteristically at a loss for words until he finds articulation--all within the first ten seconds!

[@WoodyFromSyracuse]

I beg you, no I plead with you. Do a Cinema Snob episode on this please!

[@phoenixrising7777]

wood1079 your wish has been granted

[@gabegibbons6290]

I can't believe this! I expected much better work from the director of Space Mutiny.

[@TheBrianJ]

Are you absolutely SURE that this is a bad movie, because it kinda sounds like the pinnacle of human achievement.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

WHAT PART OF THE FUCKING PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON THEN

[@linksbetweendrinks7032]

All of the characters sound like they're puppet bodies inhabited by revengeful ghosts, but the dance numbers are pretty good.

[@KillerZeli]

Everybody is reviewing good movies like Sicario, but somebody has to review the rest.

[@trtx84]

+Tomáš Zelenka "I'm the Cinema Snob and I watch it so you don't....wait...why does that sound familiar?"

[@thetalkingbear]

My favorite Midnight Screening duo.

[@TianaSidhe]

As a dishwasher, I can safely say that while no one really cares if I wear headphones while I'm working, I prefer to wait until after closing time in case I need to be anywhere other than the dish pit (which is often).

[@seanmatyas3938]

Can you imagine if Damien Carter played the Captain :O Best film of all time.

[@synth_dahl4438]

I know Brad's married to Laura, and he and Violet haven't been together in a long time... But I'll be damned if I don't go "Awwww," when he calls her beautiful when she's worried about her make-up

[@juliahornback2843]

I wonder if they're still on good terms

[@culwin]

Tommy Wiseau's Dancin': It's On

[@randalgraves6979]

Written by James Nyguan Executive Producer Niel Breen Co Produced by Uwe Boll

[@vaporwave3769]

Oh my god I hope this becomes a future snob episode haha

[@jackrose4130]

When first seeing the title I immediately thought of the song "Its On" from "Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam"

[@DoubleAgents]

You needed Sarah Lewis to be part of this. It sounds legendary.

[@Tareltonlives]

This sounds amazing. So glad you finally got to do it for the Cinema Snob.

[@luckystriker842]

I just saw this movie (it's available on Netflix), and I can attest to this movie's glory.

[@kittenkraze13]

I work at a theater and when this movie was playing, all the showtimes I witnessed were empty except for I think one guy who left halfway through.

[@Cybjon]

...also, that theatre sounds like something out of a Thomas Ligotti story.

[@jack_rabbit]

+Derek Smallshorts yay for people who know who ligotti is!

[@Cybjon]

Hush, little puppet. Make an end to it. Close the door in one swift motion and not by slow, fretful degrees.

[@kevinthepilgrim]

And I was following your experience on Twitter. So awesome to watch this Midnight review!!

[@christallh24]

LMAO, I don't know why, but Brad's description of this movie reminds me of "Back To The Beach". If you haven't heard of it, it starred Frankie Avalon , Annette Funicello, a very young and beautiful Lori Loughin, with a bevy of 60's, 70's, and 80's TV star cameos (with Pee-Wee Herman being my fave!). It even got a 3 out of 4 stars from Roger Ebert. I don't know, but this dancin' movie sounds like a stupid fun, breezy throw-back to those "Beach Blanket Bingo" type films. Oh, and also, a little bit of "Strictly Ballroom", as well.

[@theadamblock]

This movie was incredible

[@MyssBlewm]

Holy shit you guys are making me want to watch this. LOL

[@whatiftherewasanun]

I just contacted the new MST3K crew about doing an episode on this movie. The IMDb Bottom 100 will be OURS.

[@Tareltonlives]

Pleasepleasepleaseplease

[@Cybjon]

Shit. It really *is* by the director of Space Mutiny! I thought you were kidding! I feel like you should have reviewed this movie dressed as a nun and a cardinal, like movie Catholics.

[@kamekadvance]

The way Brad described the theater sounds very creepy. It also sounds really cool, like the kind of place I'd eat a meal at just for the hell of it.

[@buttersstotch407]

Love these videos. Keep up the great work!!

[@jeremyferguson02]

Ooooo, Shotsy. Sweet That 70's Show reference.

[@MissLovebat]

Soooo...when's the Snob review of this movie coming out?

[@moviemastervevo1848]

Rachel Moon now

[@VirtualBoy500]

One of my theaters is currently showing this film. Oh God, I am so tempted...

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

David Winters directed this movie and no railing kill or mannish insane girl who returns from the dead? Son I am disappoint.

[@Tareltonlives]

No, those would help this movie

[@RichardWatt]

Man, this cover of The Proclaimers' "I Would Walk 500 Miles" got very scarily stalkerish and weird real quick.

[@Mogget01]

I was working like right down the road from that theater today.

[@UncleSam2028]

Paused this video at 5:03, opened a new tab to watch the trailer for "Dancin': It's On", came back, and the look on Brad's face...

[@EthalaRide]

"Thank God for Spectre in a few days!" oh boy.

[@roberteaston42]

it's available on netflix and family video on DVD

[@Agent57000DM]

Here's the cringeworthy trailer: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5rLaGuAf5xgetU

[@dantesinporno]

+Agent57000DM Mother of Christ, that is wretched.

[@summerloops]

Violet's lipstick is so vampy and flawless. I wonder what brand it is. Also, who named this fuckin' movie? Were they not able to call it just "It's On"?

[@Violanthe]

Thanks! It's Wet N Wild brand, it's only like $1 a tube lol.

[@summerloops]

+Violet Ryan BLESS. ♥♥♥

[@RhythmGrizz]

she look good though

[@gweegweezoozoo]

really it's coral blue #2

[@pavo1394]

Really loving Violet. You should have her on more. And I'm a gay dude so I'm totally not creeping on her.

[@orphie9349]

Love your Sriracha shirt, Violet!

[@GroovySauce]

i just wanna see all the halloween movies. Freaks of nature looks awesome.

[@RPGManoWar]

HOLY CRAP One of the writers of this film was David A. Prior! For you non-RLM fans, he directed and wrote such classics as Deadly Prey, The Deadliest Prey (a sequel that came out some 30 years later), Mutant Species, Killer Workout, and many many more shlocktastrophies.

[@w7100]

you had me at david winters

[@julianandsuzanavila9310]

The suggested videos are bizarre for this Midnight Screenings.

[@AussieDragoon]

Brad, you took Brian's Movie from him?

[@monophylosfortikos4215]

I hope to god there's a hula-hoop-dance scene in this trainwreck of a film

[@Daysmask]

It's playing at a theater near me and I'm trying to talk my friend into seeing it.

[@BloodfelX]

31:13 "Man, all you care about- thing!" The best line. :B

[@RichardWatt]

Around 26:30-27:00 - Alternate title: "Everybody was kung-food fighting".

[@rencfalan]

Whaat? Dance movie without Brian? Dislike

[@Moonbeam143]

You make me want to visit the Purgatory Theater.

[@TrueRiderFan]

36:45 Brad, they aren't stockings unless they only cover from the toe to the thigh.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

+RiderAndKallen I can now sleep better at night knowing this.

[@gweegweezoozoo]

+Stoned Gremlin Productions Now you can cut your ambien perscription.

[@Tareltonlives]

♫The more you know♫

[@BatesKrisbates]

46:44 Watch Rene Perez's The Punished. It's like THAT but under the guise of an action movie.

[@EthalaRide]

That purgatory feels like it's in purgatory because it is purgatory. It's the setting for the sequel of Paranoia.

[@andyhoov]

Damn it! I had the chance to see this movie this weekend but my usual bad movie watching comrades weren't game. Had I known it was going to be this bad I would have dragged them there by any means necessary! And if you want to see more Gary Daniels, you need to look towards the Christian movies. He hasn't been in any of their theatrical releases, but he has popped up in a few Pure Flix movies, including one where he threatens to shoot Jesus! Also, Sicario is fucking amazing. It's one of those movies where you leave it and you're short on breath because it was so tense you forgot to breathe. Easily one of the best films I've seen all year.

[@whiplashfilms]

This sounds like a future episode of BEST OF THE WORST via Red Letter Media

[@DynamiteRaven]

Nice to know I'm not the only one who makes the "Did the Rapture happen?" joke. XD

[@DaolunofShiji]

God dammit Brad, PLEASE Snob this movie. We waited so long for Oogieloves, but come on. I know you might not want to suffer through this crap again but... Come on man! We love you!

[@JustinCoasters]

Violet sounds so defeated in this.

[@GermanLeftist]

It would be great, re-watching this review, but Violet being in it, ruins it a bit.

[@GradnLordTad]

I'm rewatching it for the new Snob episode and thought the exact same thing... :-/

[@Clay3613]

I wanna take a vacation just to visit the theater. I'm that kind of oddball.

[@Collageman90]

Nostalgia Critic needs to reviews this someday.

[@Flatworm_Steve]

+Alex Hartsell I hope the NC reviews KIrk Cameron's Saving Christmas this year!

[@Collageman90]

MrSkittlesManiac1 He will

[@kevinthepilgrim]

Hope he doesn't. That's for the Snob. Doug would fill it with stupid sketches, we need The Snob for that piece of shit.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

I would love to see a Chris Stuckman hilariocity review of this.

[@weirdguy1495]

I did not realize this movie was from the last decade.

[@dannytheman1313]

bridge of spies I can understand because that thing came and went like it literally just showed up and was gone in a matter of days but I'm surprised you never got to see sicario that seemed like a movie that was right up your ally.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

+dannytheman1313 We did, there's Midnight Screenings episodes of both that and Bridge of Spies.

[@kaind.badguy]

Dancing... Oh snap,it's on sucka!

[@mediadude9537]

I wonder how many hostages were forced to make this dance movie

[@muchwow5866]

Brad and a pretty lady mocking garbage, how lovely.

[@DarkLordFluffee]

...i actually adore those shakespeare jokes a bit...

[@scragglefoot4903]

Lmao you're not alone

[@dork74]

Never heard of this at all...Actually thought it was another nutty religious movie...Shocked!!😳

[@kevboogie1]

Cobra Kai dating aging agency ... sweep the date...

[@RichardWatt]

Off their feet.

[@adamgelb567]

23:08 The line is, "I would even try being a lesbian."

[@Daddy0os]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MY THEATER I'm fucking minutes from there. I'm laughing my ass off at your description of it

[@POLE7645]

Daddy-O Now, I'm really curious. Is that theater usually that creepy looking? Because it probably should specialize itself for horror movies (I can imagine it with the music from Suspiria).

[@smashfanwii]

Aw man, geez, when the heck did that happen?

[@jonnavdpas]

Violet says "like" every three words, and it never bothered me until now. Fuck.

[@Ennead13x]

After watching this review, I sort of want to make a pilgrimage to the theater? It sounds perfectly creepy and liminal.

[@Indigodelta383]

the funny thing is that that movie poster i full of award logo

[@whataboutbob1192]

she is cute

[@taylord5381]

a dancing movie? why didn't you get brian to watch this?