Here's Why You Shouldn't Mock the Police

[@MidwestSafety]

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[@wesss9353]

Why can't you use your real voice instead of AI? Or have the guy doing the scam in video ad for the narration?

[@Ze_Moose]

Uber DOESN'T give rides at 2pm!

[@HensleyTG]

They just had to taze and arrest him, sad

[@wesss9353]

@@HensleyTG he fucked around and found out

[@jhs8496]

I buzz muh groinhairs with muh mangroinhairbuzzer. The short-and-curlies fly like wood chips at a lumberjackin' contest when I get to buzzin' muh groinhairs.

[@patriciahamel5674]

You can tell that she has a lot of experience herding toddlers.

[@VioletJoy]

😂

[@billionairebychoice8436]

That's what she should be doing instead of this.

[@costfuls]

@@billionairebychoice8436Not wanting to pit someone in jail and save them from going to jail and ruining their life is bad? New one

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

@@billionairebychoice8436What a sexist, misogynistic statement.

[@toyamwarr]

Every police officer is overqualified to teach preschoolers.

[@corrinealexander885]

that female cop is totally a mom

[@AB-nk5wv]

“CJ!” The way she says it is a total giveaway 😂

[@ferretyluv]

Nah, she’s clearly a former teacher.

[@bayadere8308]

You're right, which is why she's hopeless at enforcing the law.

[@ShesMajickal_]

Why was she bonding with him?

[@Soohook]

@@bayadere8308well said wannabe cop. I love it when armchair quarterbacks say stupid sh*t…😂

[@Anonymous4045]

The more bodycams I watch, the less I want to drink alcohol.

[@triz313]

Or just enjoy it responsibly? I mean the reality for most of us is not getting so crunk that we have our boss call our moms to figure out a plan with the police.

[@Lochias333]

Good. I'm more and more convinced every year that alcohol should be illegal again.

[@ataridc]

​@@triz313a lot of people think they know their limits but are way off

[@susanh6877]

True enough, but it's even less that I would want to be a police officer as I dreamed when I was younger. I would definitely not have the patience for this foolishness.

[@azureavocado5195]

“Spirits” are called such for a reason. You’re opening yourself to possession/influence and releasing control. It’s legal FOR A REASON.

[@m_chupon5131]

This is the the hardest "try not to arrest this guy" challenge I've ever seen

[@kimberlyelliott7933]

😂😂😂

[@VSci_]

Well he was mostly chill for a long time, that's the only reason lol

[@okstate999]

It got to be ridiculous, they let him dictate the situation for almost half an hour instead of taking control.

[@johnmudri7866]

It’s the paper work they don’t wanna do 😂

[@Nettamorphosis]

😂😂😂

[@timothinking9855]

Dumping this guy on an Uber driver would be the worst thing for the Uber driver

[@Thanks-Again]

As an Uber driver, every ride from 1-3 is like this and you just can’t engage

[@Nick-mg5zj]

@@Thanks-Again1-3pm? That’s crazy.

[@benwilson6559]

@@Nick-mg5zjDamn you had a 50/50 guess and still got it wrong.

[@amazonman481]

I drove Uber in Indy and I responded to a call in a residential area. When I turned the corner to go to the house on a cul de sac. Police were lining the road. Both sides. I stopped unaware of what was going on. A young kid was getting kicked out of his girlfriend’s parent’s house. I was approached by an officer from behind asking me why I was there. I told him Uber and they had me turn around and not leave until the guy was released. I wanted to cancel and they would not let me.what a mess.

[@jer0b0am]

Agreed - that was really irresponsible policing. "We can't control this violent drunk, so let's dump him on a member of the community." Such poor police work, where otherwise they did well

[@k_a_bizzle]

This is the most compliant non-compliant person ever.

[@nightrider1850]

He's a slob that needs to sit in the drunk tank for 24 hours every time he get drunk and dissordly.

[@anakinchosen]

Just cause you’re 8 feet tall doesn’t give you the right to be rude to cops 👮.

[@LolGamer5]

@@anakinchosen To be fair its the most Ive seen cops laugh kinda with the suspect (also at them ofc) than most non compliant people

[@zakarykoutrakos5124]

tbh, if he wasnt drunk he'd probably be a super chill dude from what I can tell

[@tanawaters8710]

@@LolGamer5 Right! 😂 I was giggling because I liked him against my better judgment 😆🤷🏾‍♀️😆

[@viggilante5349]

She's a Mom.

[@heatherwolmarans8287]

She did a super awesome job, but there's no pill for stupid, sadly.

[@karenneill9109]

Great Mom voice! She had him going for a while, but he was just too far gone.

[@erismana2105]

@@heatherwolmarans8287 She did a great job trying to get him to think about making better choices , some people just can't be saved though

[@cleemungo]

I thought she must've been a horse trainer because the way she had to lead him around lol

[@GasstationnSushi]

@@cleemungoI thought the same lmao

[@dnache7553]

Drunk guy totally had an imaginary fight with the cops. “ don’t touch me!” *cops calmly standing 5 feet away.

[@artaxAF]

"That was rude" is the funniest response to getting tased I've heard yet.

[@coolcpa3321]

"Why'd you do that? That was rude." Made me choke on my coffee. So freakin' funny.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

lmao !!

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

@@coolcpa3321 😀

[@JTheraos]

The funniest response to being tased is the unfazed "ill get you, bitch" lol

[@venturousclown2]

Hahaha

[@tvo6453]

Babysitting a grown drunk man, acting like a kid. Just take him to the drunk tank

[@Ze_Moose]

"Don't do that CJ!" 😂

[@Ena48145]

​@@Ze_Moose "Seeee Jayyyyyyyyy, don't do that Seeeee Jayyyyyy."

[@Mary_Beth_Reimer]

Do we even have those anymore? We really ought to!

[@yanevaknow1017]

Awe be quiet

[@JM-qn3tf]

So sick of them coddling ppl.. this should have been over in 5 minutes

[@ironsam2381]

As a full time Uber/Lyft Driver; I’m begging you PLEASE don’t just dump agitated/belligerent/vomiting drunk people on us. I have no problem driving drunk people home, but if they’re acting like this dude then figure something else out and maybe get help.

[@Real_Steve_Sharpe]

I did wonder about that. They're more than happy to let him off scott free if he gets in an Uber - not to any particular place, just as long as he goes _somewhere,_ ideally on the far side of the county line, anywhere it's someone else's problem.

[@mattb6646]

Yeah that was my thought, shitty for them to make it an uber drivers problem. They should atleast tell you the situation so you can agree or not

[@smacc1323]

I feel your pain on that, I wouldn’t even be working past 11 PM if I were you

[@FranklinHicks-qs4gs]

😅

[@melip3114]

@@ironsam2381 facts

[@domjonasxo7641]

I couldn’t be a cop. He would’ve been in the back of my car going to jail by the 7 minute mark 😂

[@choccolocco]

This.

[@AeroOnFire]

They couldn't even take him to jail with 4 misdemeanors. :(

[@thee_morpheus]

Crazy how much time they let him carry on with this foolishness

[@glow1815]

I can NEVER be one. Dealing with drunks, karens, Kens etc. I will loose my patience and being nice so quick and go to jail myself.

[@karmadear2713]

And that, is why i would have been kicked off the force immediately😂

[@EZ_Case]

Been sober since April 13, 2019. It was the best decision I’ve ever made.

[@marilonowens2706]

Congrats 🎉 👏

[@lil_neen6424]

Congratulations!!!

[@StevenG222]

Congratulations on 5 years!!

[@DelMastro1984]

Congratulations. That's excellent news and not an easy thing to do. You got this 💯💯

[@nine9whitepony526]

Good for you man. Keep up the good work. 😊

[@tauruschorus]

“You need negative beers, man” - fucken brilliant line officer 😂

[@AB-nk5wv]

4-5 cops wasted an hour negotiating with this fool when it should have been 5 minutes. 🤦‍♂️

[@michaelhaydenbell]

@@timosnorthshore Yep, it's THAT clever 👍👍

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

22:27 Who writes these subtitles?! Lmfao - Obviously English isn’t their first language, because if it was, they’d know the dude said BUBBA, not “buh buh” (wtf is “buh buh?!” 😂).

[@awesom-o1570]

​@@AB-nk5wvsometimes it's better that way, there peace officers not gustapo.

[@starlight-tour777]

Watch yo mouth weirdo... and stop liking your own comments 🤡 it's WEIRD! 😂🤣🤣

[@Decopainterandtea]

"Taze me again I need to wake up" Gotta admit that was funny.

[@mamamilkweed7668]

They should have granted his request. 😊

[@evilskills]

if i ever get tazed by the cops while being this drunk that's what i'll say even though i highly doubt that will ever happen

[@mikeespinoza5733]

ive heard funnier farts and less disgusting turds than him.

[@rbell7666]

i want to test my hypothesis: at about .03 people lack the ability to understand they are being tased in the first 10 second. They are like, "Hmmm...what is this odd sensation?"

[@aaronsatterfield6026]

@@rbell7666 I think you mean at .3, .03 is low enough to operate a vehicle.

[@Twinzma]

That mom tone was on point! 😂

[@apieceofdirt4681]

Telling a 40 year old grown man that “I’ve already talked with your mom” is priceless.

[@userenvy]

I think he is the stepdad because how he speaks to him

[@Steve-lk1eb]

Pathetic*

[@philtheheaterguy951]

@@userenvyI agree.

[@sorlee1]

Lol that was so embarrassing

[@Dimpo4]

Officers are on another level of patience.

[@drn13355]

The dude literally wasted probably 20 man hours on his drunk loser ass. He should get a bill for this crap.

[@ProfessionalKafir]

They are not patient. They are dumb.

[@BigShaneGillis]

Especially the Big Dude

[@Theheadgiver]

Having patience to prevent an arrest is always worth it. Its better for everyone if they just help them out

[@beardedlonewolf7695]

@@Theheadgiver Isn't it weird that people say "they're too patient" like they're surprised when the cops are supposed to be and try their best to de-escalade any situation? it's even part of their job... or used to be at least, in fact these are very good and professional cops, not some broad or surfer dudes with a power trip.

[@scamtdtf]

"What, are you a cop?" - CJ, after speaking with cops for almost 45 minutes

[@maxahissou7574]

🤣😭😅😂

[@stewartplays]

I have never been this drunk.

[@peterjonas4971]

When did a drunk person ever take the easy solution? These videos keep me sober.

[@laskey2175]

"You identified your own problem. You drank too much today." "I thought it was tomorrow."

[@atomic_wait]

Time traveler confirmed, the appearance of severe intoxication is a side effect of time travel.

[@socius1337]

Is today tomorrow though?

[@laskey2175]

😂

[@angelmeece7065]

@@atomic_wait😂definitely

[@kelammo]

Is it today or tomorrow? Hint: it’s never tomorrow- no matter the date.

[@HelenCamile63]

“I got an ex-wife, I can’t see my kids…”. Kristen said “he’s not my responsibility”. I think this guy has a problem.

[@freshbreadroll8392]

@@HelenCamile63 we can see why he's not allowed to see them

[@NixxSlays]

Her kids probably act more mature than he does, I can see why she left

[@diannmurphy2010]

I can’t imagine why he’s an ex or why he can’t see his children, they deserve better than this.

[@LillyMarz777]

He does. A ex wife that won't let him see his kids.

[@biggfacts6083]

@@HelenCamile63 he’s not my problem is what she said

[@Sun-ic7rq]

He wasn't arrested for "mocking" anyone... he was arrested for threatening violence against multiple people and being disorderly.

[@larysanderson]

Exactly. This title sucks really badly and generally Midwest Safety is decent when it comes to that so it's a bit sad to see. This is America. You can mock whoever the fuck you want, including cops. What this person did was not "mocking".

[@TAZgarage]

I don't think the title implies that's why he was arrested, though.

[@mattmobley2664]

He wasn’t arrested. Lol😂

[@GaryMiller-z6t]

they were not "real threats" though. It will not hold up in court.

[@larysanderson]

@@GaryMiller-z6t you're 80iq max.

[@liptatt]

“someone wants to swing? let’s swing” “CJ we ain’t doin all that” 🤣🤣

[@jimmelay71]

You know this guy is just a big of jerk when he is sober.

[@icummins1806]

He definitely sucks as$

[@darkwinter8]

Ikr? He's listed or shown that people close to him are tired of his shit.

[@analogbunny]

I dunno... he seems kinda affable. Like a generally decent guy who fell on hard times and is dealing with it by drinking sooo much he's making it worse. There's a version of him that's a likeable guy. Or anyway... he's definitely much more likeable than most people who show up in these videos.

[@Matt-xv2cp]

​@@analogbunnyNah, he's a dbag.

[@BNatoAk]

Or he's only a jerk when he drunk like 85% of people who get drunk lol

[@Naqshbandi7007]

As an Uber driver please don’t pass these people off on us, it endangers us and puts our safety at risk, he’s clearly volatile and too intoxicated

[@Leojw10]

He was a mixture of a friendly drunk and a angry drunk

[@Naqshbandi7007]

Exactly and this level of intoxication and type of attitude can be very dangerous for an Uber driver to have to deal with, they are very unpredictable and he does not have a concept of reality. He could start to believe the driver is going the wrong way, cause a nuisance and be combative, I’ve done over 14,000 rides on Uber and Lyft in more than a couple states, I’ve seen it all, putting this man in his current state in an Uber is putting an innocent citizen/driver in danger ⚠️ . I expect the police to have the public’s back and put our safety first.

[@jrcat2258]

I was drunk out of my wits once in NYC, a cabbie took me home. I opened the door a couple of times to puke my guts out (when stopped at a light), but dude was chill and I left him a huge tip!

[@Naqshbandi7007]

@201111chris 1. Your original position: Uber drivers shouldn't be endangered by having to transport extremely intoxicated and volatile individuals. 2. The response: "Would you rather a drunk take an Uber or hop in their car and drive themselves?" The response distorts your argument by: 1. Ignoring your specific concern about driver safety with extremely intoxicated and volatile passengers. 2. Implying that you're arguing against all intoxicated individuals using ride-sharing services. 3. Presenting a false choice between Uber and drunk driving, when that wasn't the issue you raised. Your point was about the safety of Uber drivers dealing with dangerously intoxicated individuals, not about whether intoxicated people should use ride-sharing services in general. The response fails to address your actual concern and instead argues against a position you didn't take. This strawman makes it easier for the responder to argue their point, but it doesn't actually address the safety issue you raised for drivers dealing with extremely intoxicated and potentially violent passengers.

[@blazeandcyrus]

Exactly

[@tt14life90]

Boy, you can't say they didn't try very hard. They gave him MORE THAN ENOUGH time and patience. Wow.

[@bobbyugi]

“Why are y’all awake.” I ask myself that question everyday when I’m at work.

[@bluesky5384]

CJ: Kirsten? Wait you're not Lisa. Kirsten: I'm in South Carolina. He's not my problem.

[@WavesofJava]

that was savage

[@PlagueRavenRX]

@@WavesofJava And correct 🤣

[@Angelonwheels24]

That was the funniest thing she could've said in that moment 😂😂😂

[@nncsunshine]

Kirsten said I had enough, that’s a y’all problem.

[@anonymous_123anonymous]

We stan Kristin 😂🖤

[@M2161]

The way she has to talk to him like a toddler and the way he listens only to her when she speaks like that is both hilarious and embarrassing

[@imabeardsley9280]

Lol She had to mother him because he was responding well to it… yes ma’am😂

[@volpelunare3613]

C'mon CJ! You need to catch the train!!

[@scotthewitt258]

~19:00 Stern momma time.

[@thecommoncollector]

12:51 you need negative beers 😂😂😂

[@KODAKJACK47]

CEEEE JAYYYY PICK UP YOUR MONEY💅

[@kekf_lol]

I went through an alcoholism stage myself. Never again, these videos help remind me what alcohol does.

[@nakednotfamous]

proud of you pal, keep staying strong!

[@SonoftheWars]

Alcohol has nothing to do with this. This is 100% irresponsibility. Drinking to excess, bad attitude, lack of respect and shame...

[@talyahr3302]

Yeah alcohol is one of the worst drugs. It's just the most normalized.

[@robdubent]

@@SonoftheWars actually it’s a pretty damn big part of this 🤡 You a drunk or something?

[@annamariavalatka636]

Good job. Best wishes

[@Eri-fd1cg]

“What are you, a cop?” How drunk do you have to be 😭😭😭

[@Nettamorphosis]

😂😂 man that was too funny

[@ThousandManx]

Man they literally gave him EVERY opportunity and dude still fucked it up

[@sad_vegan507]

“I’ve already talked to your mom” this dude is almost 40 but everyone around him treats him like a 16 year old

[@Princess-us5so]

Even his boss!

[@hopefulhuman]

He's acting like a 16 year old. So... seems legit.

[@mrsk9492]

14

[@frigid4real]

Because he's acting like an entitled teenager.

[@hopefulhuman]

There's evidence that the emotional age stalls when people get addicted. They will start to grow again when they stop using. I can't remember what it's called. If anyone is interested, Google "emotional age and addiction"

[@Not.The.Avg.Smitty]

19:19 "Cj GET YOUR PHONE OUT NOW!" Brought out the mom tone.😂

[@erismana2105]

A comment about a female cop that isn't being bashing , shocker

[@stub4488]

I thought it was going to work. Lol

[@rogerborg]

@@erismana2105 They are generally better at de-escalation, they're just generally a liability when things _do_ escalate.

[@kevinmccool3719]

I knew her attitude change was coming 😂😂😅

[@gabriellashimone6546]

Fear the mom tone!

[@MIDWEST507REPIN]

That female cop is the MVP.

[@LostInSpace175]

the girl on the phone "ya hes not my problem" lmaoooo DAMNNNN

[@CcBeautiful94]

Especially he called her a different name LMAO 😅

[@MORONICO3]

She definitely wasn't in South Carolina 😂

[@NatiLite]

You know cause she started with "honestly," lol which we've seen from many liars on these videos lol

[@LostInSpace175]

@@NatiLite truue lol

[@catoniner]

@@MORONICO3nah she is, his kid commented above actually he has warrants out of SC

[@RelicToWreck]

"You know what?" They always ask but never tell us.

[@Davewutsup]

Cuz they don't know 🤧⚡😆⚡

[@desertweasel6965]

​@@DavewutsupI think they knew for like a split second and then by the time the words hit their mouths they have completely forgotten the point.

[@Lahteehdah]

😂😅

[@donaldbishop923]

I always said, "Yes." It seemed to really confuse them.

[@SpiritCrumpler]

You know what dude?

[@Aaron_Scissorhands]

"Fuck you, I'll fight you!" 2 minutes later: "I like you, I really respect you guys"

[@SpaceMissile]

alcohol be like:

[@willek1335]

Some of those contrasting statements were even spoken within the same breath. :'D

[@Horvat04]

We can tell that its a harmless person abusing alcohol. He needs theraphy thats all

[@TheCutshaw]

The patience shown by these officers is beyond impressive.

[@flopadoo8991]

The fact that they were perfectly willing to hand him off to some poor Uber driver and make him THEIR problem is WILD.

[@Burhanontheranch]

They do that all the time and it’s infuriating.

[@frightranker]

If they were to arrest him, it could result in them getting harangued for 'criminalizing addiction' or the like and there is probably some sort of directive that says they need to attempt all other options first.

[@charliechristie2949]

I am an Uber driver and It's just part of the job ! The cops give us business !

[@poperman3208]

A lot of people who uber are drunk so not really a problem

[@Autisticbanmeforbeingdifferent]

It’s called shift change is three so they didn’t want to do the paperwork

[@ta2034]

You can tell that the female officer has kids, and they absolutely listen to her, ha. That's the mom voice that strikes fear into even grown men.

[@k.gall7591]

Sometimes, it's the only way to deal with drunks......booze reverts your brain to a toddler. 😂

[@jamiemercer6847]

I've been married 4 37 years it still strikes fear into me

[@gabriellashimone6546]

Fear the mom tone!

[@jaxripper251]

1 hour of arguing with him should have 10 minutes and been arrested

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

18:29 The male cop with the body cam just _HAD_ to open up his mouth to whine, didn’t he? The dude had finally agreed to comply, was on the phone saying he needed an Uber, but this genius male officer needlessly decided to push his buttons right there at that exact moment. _“We can only be nice and patient for so long. Waahhhh.”_

[@cookric]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465he “agreed to comply” 85 times. Get your head out of your delusional ass.

[@wasimdbala349]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 yeah you're definitely over the age of 60. Do you understand how uber works? They KNEW he was bullsh1tting I bet your wrinkly pasty self wouldn't have been so defensive of a criminal if he was a couple shades darker tho hahahaha

[@destroya3303]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 You're trippin, this is all on drunk boy.

[@Doncroft1]

They didn't WANT to arrest him. That was obvious.

[@Soraia27]

CJ: “This shit needs to be Washed off”. Start cleaning the car with his shirt . Lmao 🤣

[@MarkC-m3x]

this guy should have been arrested for being drunk in public 30 seconds into this fiasco.

[@digitalwasabi2]

Yeah what’s wrong with these cops??? They could be needed somewhere else but they choose to babysit.

[@micheledegroot2247]

Exactly 💯

[@paulorojas2711]

@@digitalwasabi2 what do you mean ? They were called to the scene . On top of that they were being patient with the man so they could prevent him from being charged . They did more than a great job , kudos to the security staff as well ! If you don’t work in the force you wouldn’t understand what they deal with . Body cams or not . Dude was having a bad day just like anyone else .

[@josef2012]

​@@paulorojas2711Enabler

[@JorgeKalkman-b3i]

It dont matter, they could have arrested him legally on open intoxication in public. ​@paulorojas2711

[@losivart9610]

That lady cop was something else. I felt it when she started scolding him like a kid lol

[@max-ny3fs]

like a mom yelling at a kid bro like the second hand embarrassment of just even hearing the loudness lmao

[@s.0.u.p896]

The cop with the tattoos was there the whole time and only spoke at the end “your getting sued”😂😂😂 bro was another level of unbothered

[@marniee.d.5511]

@@s.0.u.p896 that guy is a whole snack

[@midlbrwn15]

What are you talking about. I think you have the peoples words mixed up

[@PrimericanIdol]

It's YOU'RE* getting sued. Is no one else going to call this out?

[@moonrockenjoyer3418]

​@@PrimericanIdolno. Don't be annoying

[@jen-a-purr]

@@PrimericanIdolnot everyone is triggered so easily

[@brandonbarrett4584]

List of things not to say if you are trying to convince the police you are sober enough to be left alone: 1. Is today tomorrow?

[@VagoniusThicket]

That’s Kamala’s line !

[@brandonbarrett4584]

@@VagoniusThicket Literally nobody was talking about politics, but okay.

[@phil-o-phobic8608]

“Why are y’all awake right now?” Sir, it is 2:30 in the afternoon 😂😂😂

[@Philip_Taylor]

Him: I have had too many drinks today, yes Female officer: There ya go... Him: Shut up bro!

[@eris1979]

Saturday or Sunday? 😂😂😂

[@Lenny.262]

15:02 "He's not my problem" lol! 😂

[@Horvat04]

F alcohol and drugs you guys

[@annehaight9963]

"This is America, I can do what the fuck I want". 1) No, you can't. 2) That's private property and they can make you leave for any reason.

[@Msgoddard]

Too many people believe this is true these days.

[@Anonymous4045]

*any reason that's not discriminatory.

[@huma474]

The Randy Marsh defense has predictable results each time

[@erismana2105]

@@Anonymous4045 They do not have to give a reason though

[@LaceandArmour]

Well, with the new progressive America you CAN do whatever you want, with little or no repercussions!

[@kurtkaster5666]

If calling cops "bro" was an arrestable offense, the jails would be bursting.

[@joyanders3968]

So true!!

[@talyahr3302]

That's because your suggestion is dumb

[@Goneheadout]

That’s one dumb comment

[@tgg2025]

Ummm theyre just regular ppl lol

[@boondogglet132]

calling a cop "bro" might as well be an admission of guilt. i dont think ive seen one innocent person call a cop bro

[@6laireau]

20:58 saying “what are you, a cop?” to a cop is exactly drunk humor.

[@erihaas]

That took about 20 minutes longer than necessary

[@LilD148]

Tbh I highly doubt they wanted to waste their time on paper work 😭😭

[@thatonekansasguy]

"I've never been tased before, thank you" that took me out

[@bchansens]

“I thought it was tomorrow” 😂 “Does Uber work this early??” At 2:30pm. just can’t write this stuff.

[@SJ-mn9ut]

“Is today tomorrow?” Lady cop: “Today is today. Tomorrow is tomorrow.”

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

"For real imma gonna fight you. You can tase me three times...." "Ceeee Jayyyy, pick up your Money!" "Yes Ma'am" 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@mr.nostalgia8404]

I’m a police officer in western germany… and while patience is an important quality for an officer (especially when dealing with drunk people) I think this was taking it way too far. If someone doesn’t understand or follow my commands the 10th time around, I don’t try to tell them another 10 times. Especially when they’re repeatedly challenging me to a fight. It‘s a waste of time, energy and ressources and it doesn’t make for a good representation of consequential police work.

[@Spooky_Platypus]

Yeah but this is the USA where they either give you too many chances or zero chances. They’re mainly corrupt but those that aren’t try to be overly friendly. Our system is fcked dude.

[@FitnessGuru91]

Yea these cops were pissing me off. What a waste of time and resources. Garbage policing in this video.

[@KODAKJACK47]

@@FitnessGuru91I disagree. They serve the people. This guy was destroyed. The worst thing they could do is leave him there or arrest him right away. These cops are great people and it shows. Maybe you should take notes

[@patrykmroz6933]

well noone is throwing police brutality alligations in germany so i guess you got a bit more space to work with.

[@mr.nostalgia8404]

@@patrykmroz6933 That is absolutely not true 😅 It‘s a reacurring subject, just like in the US.

[@ThePowerfulOne07]

Being drunk at 2 pm is crazy. No wonder he is divorced.

[@annamariavalatka636]

Right

[@imartinist]

@CallMeErie 💯. We all know the truth. Some people don’t want to accept it because they refuse to believe that they have an advantage in life…

[@Blackhawk5656]

​@imartinist go protest you big ass baby

[@qc1679]

I’ve been there. It’s horrible. Thank God I gave that life up in 2017.

[@wolfmantroy6601]

He didn't start drinking until after the divorce. She broke the man. Poor bugger.

[@TheAmazingMattW2]

Imagine being an uber and pulling up to this dude and like 4 cops. I’d be like hell no I’m not taking this dude anywhere!

[@joemilton7552]

Right?!

[@glow1815]

Right bye 😂0

[@kennykBoy7]

Yooo yeah BRo Hahahahaha because his head is too damn hard he doesn’t listen to anyone BRo damn 😆😆😴😴🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🍸 28:17 🍷🥃🍹🍺🍻🥂🍾🔥🔥💯✅

[@winstonsmith6607]

This was like an entire movie!

[@NorthHeart]

Cop literally said "im trying not to arrest you"....GOLDEN

[@__Theodore]

@@NorthHeart yeah it’s not possible to talk with a person who’s clearly blacked out. He’s going to have zero recollection of anything.

[@scottmichaels12]

Too much paperwork.

[@larrypowers2515]

​@scottmichaels6854 That's why I always found more creative ways of disciplining my troops when I was in the Air Force. Paperwork is time consuming and doesn't always work. But you start messing with their off duty time, they straighten up and fly right. I would voluntold them for all kinds of weekend details. It always worked.

[@maggie0285]

His boss acts like his Dad lol. He said he already talked to his mom

[@mplslawnguy3389]

Number one, why does your boss have your mom on speed dial? LMAO

[@joduh4665]

My guess his boss is also family/friend of family.

[@Bubba__Sawyer]

Why would anyone want this guy working for them?

[@Juan_deep]

Must be nice to be YT

[@mikeespinoza5733]

Boss is 100 percent screwing mom and shes making him employ her piece of shit son.

[@LifeGQ]

Insane amount of patience for this dude

[@CallMeErie]

I have no doubt that they don’t extend this level of courtesy to all people. He reminds them of one of their relatives or buddies. Others would have been handcuffed and in the back of a squad car in less than 5 minutes, and that is putting a positive spin on it.

[@mrb2349]

@@CallMeErie that's not true. I've seen countless videos where they patiently keep trying to help people who don't wanna help themselves.

[@CallMeErie]

@@mrb2349 You missed my point.

[@mrb2349]

@@CallMeErie I didn't. You're obviously not capable of comprehension.

[@CallMeErie]

@@mrb2349 Says the one who missed the point

[@HELLINA-HANDBASKET]

Hearing bro every 2 seconds on body cam videos is bad enough but when it's from a middle-aged white man it's downright embarrassing

[@isaiahjacobs8875]

"Oh, I'm sorry! I thought this was America!" - Randy Marsh

[@eternalstudios4502]

U Americans say the wildest things.

[@s13drift7]

😂

[@IMCHQ]

@@eternalstudios4502 Because we're allowed to :D

[@mathew85]

"i should KZbin this" lol well it's been youtubed 😂😂

[@jodiforeman3314]

you got your wish my friend

[@carrierussell9224]

I'd love to be there when he watches himself in the video!

[@erinclearwater3620]

😂😂😂😂

[@VioletJoy]

​@@carrierussell9224I would pay to see that!

[@Naji_Naughty_Pantry_Eggs]

😂😂😂

[@lil_neen6424]

Honestly love the dynamic between the lady and drunk. It's like an owner talking to a disobedient dog😭 "Pick up your money CJ!" "Yes ma'am"

[@Mickeyblue987654321]

I bet anything she’s a mom to at least one toddler 😂

[@kelammo]

I’d say 3 kids, pets & a hubby lol

[@kateorton4560]

When they were walking through the garage she said some "come on CJ!" 😂😂 all that was missing was whistle and a 'good boy' after he kept walking.

[@Victoria-zs8ic]

ohmygod that cop w the sleeve is SOOO fine. i was too distracted to even hear what the drunk was saying

[@TheRealBoomslice]

Cop: "Criminal Trespassing" Drunk guy: "What are you? A cop?"

[@josmclove4426]

😂

[@metalburner357]

Cruminal juspassing 😂

[@videnez]

“Yea, that’s kinda what I do”

[@TheRealBoomslice]

@@GreenMtWalker Their patience was out of this world honestly.

[@lpfan368]

The offer to take his keys & let him sleep in the truck is truly going above and beyond. The drunk is an absolute fool not to take that golden deal

[@paige4128]

Right because I know me personally I get GREAT sleep in my car.

[@nevincaulfield]

What an imbecile

[@TheBeanis8]

He's 100% black out drunk and has no idea wtf is even happening lol. Guarantee he won't remember a lick of any of this the next morning.

[@JimiJames-xq3kc]

​@@TheBeanis8 Today? Or tomorrow?

[@kimj1741]

The cop with the tats was ready to go the whole time. Quietly watching, maneuvering, getting ready to take him down. He was probably looking forward to it after following the guy around for 20 minutes.

[@sdenison3463]

I noticed the same thing! At 12:34, that guy had actually closed his hand around his clenched fist as if he was restraining himself. So badass!

[@rockinroll817]

It's very tough working with cowards and slack-asses.

[@ClotildaBeatissima]

"Go ahead and call an Uber!" **puts phone up to ear** "Hey, Uber!"

[@Grey_Duck]

That sergeant was awesome. She was nice. She was polite. And when it was time to not be nice, she laid down the law.

[@jeremy_trent]

Isn't this the living example of 'You can lead a horse to water......" ?

[@Canucklesammich]

No, because he drank. A LOT.

[@jeremy_trent]

@@Canucklesammich Good answer, actually!! lol!

[@Voodoolawnmower714]

Yeah , but he's gotta piss..

[@Moon_Presence]

Can't can't cant. Jesus

[@kirstinline]

they should have arrested him for drunk and disorderly in the first 5 minutes.

[@SickOfthislol-ip9gh]

And waste even more time and jail space? Why? A lot of paperwork is involved when you bring someone in for any reason lol

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

@@SickOfthislol-ip9gh while i agree for the most part the coddling and all goes overboard many times: but there are times when a little patience and maybe a small amount of coddling can work in your favor as a cop, if it means de-escalating a situation, or handling a situation in a way that can make an arrest avoidable, that means we get to go home and not spend 2+ hours doing paperwork, going into court and waiting, plus more paperwork, them taking up space and resources at the jails ad the courts' time, and so on; but yes, it does go overboard with the coddling, but here is a time and place for it for certain situations, this one however? no, i would have arrested him after giving him a few chances to go sleep it off, or call someone to pick him up especially since he was making attempts at being combative you know, since the initial call was about him challenging people to fight and all.

[@squirrelattackspidy]

@@SickOfthislol-ip9gh Absolutely. Why do the paperwork.

[@0sAndOnes]

Guarantee you wouldn't have this attitude if CJ had dark skin and dreds​@@SickOfthislol-ip9gh

[@MyLaland]

Hell no, that was fucking entertaining😂

[@MrBlackreaverjoel]

wow........nicest copst ever so patience and professional

[@austinjorgensen5417]

“I’m actually sober” followed by almost falling down the stairs is hilarious

[@theflamingone8729]

I'm going through that with my housemate. "I haven't been drinking!" As he staggers, stinks, has wine stains around his mouth and his face is all red and swollen from the red wine. That, and "I'm doing it..." as he isn't doing it.

[@USSEnterprise-vc9yf]

I was ready to lock in for 6 more episodes of CJ and the Cops

[@kimberlyelliott7933]

😂😂😂

[@kimberlyelliott7933]

😂😂😂

[@Nettamorphosis]

He’s funny!

[@Ethan.7771]

He’s that one friend that always says, “dudeee chill..” While he’s the one causing the problems.

[@nanaj5836]

Trying to reason with a drunk is like trying to knit fog 😮

[@DrunkMetalHead4]

@nanaj5836 what?

[@davespears2241]

It should be mandatory that in the morning drunks should be made to watch the footage of their behaviour I bet his attitude would be completely different when sober.

[@danp1471]

💯 completely agree. I'd be curious how many people end up watching the videos they "starred" in online & what effect it has had on them in any. I'd be embarrassed & ashamed to have moments like that captured for friends & family to see.

[@johnnyamerica4336]

Cops spent FAR too much time dealing with his threats and BS.

[@Spacko42]

Cops jobs aren't to go around arresting people and causing problems lol, contrary to what most Americans believe

[@swing6670]

agree this was less policing and more complacency. strange they would release this footage

[@stewartplays]

Three warnings max, then arrest. I don’t know why they wasted their time. They were chilling with this dude for almost a full week LMAO.

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

The female officer is fantastic! She's the only one he listens to.

[@kevinmccool3719]

He just knew he would get her number 😂😂😅

[@SeanGTM]

In the end, he didn't.

[@michaelbyrnee9584]

the imbecile did not listen to anybody...

[@eternalstudios4502]

Is this how u Americans argue with the cops, you say “this is America”

[@robicelus]

stop flattering yourself dear

[@JayRavichandran]

This was police work at its best.! They were highly professional and extremely patient with that man. Thank you for highlighting the amazing work of these officers!❤

[@howardoller443]

There is no excuse for a grown man acting this way. Grow up dude and stop being a burden to society.

[@ThePuddinpie]

He's drunk....The alcohol is controlling him.....

[@p4n23r]

Alcohol, dont let it control you, you have to know your limit.

[@someone2506]

@@ThePuddinpie not an excuse

[@michaelsavides8856]

This guy is just stuck on stupid. Drunk, or not.

[@joshuanoble5333]

You should go to the hood and tell our 13% the same shit 😆 🤣

[@ReebaD]

This dude found the most patient security guards, the nicest cops in the world, a boss who’s willing to come pick him up, and still managed to get tased and arrested 🤦‍♀️

[@500ccRabbit]

There was never any hope

[@Mark-b8b9s]

CJ will have to lose everything before he begins to ask constructive questions about what else he’s willing to lose to drugs and alcohol. Or perhaps he’ll never be curious about it.

[@jennifera5205]

I can see why the girlfriend hates him.

[@scottmichaels12]

Yeah, he said his "ex-girlfriend" hates him. Guess what fella, that's why she is your EX-girlfriend.😂

[@Arginne]

Yea imagine dealing with the giant drunk baby all the time

[@timothy098-b4f]

“I just got out of 6 felonies” isn’t quite the flex he thinks it is.

[@TexasTone]

Officers so determined not to have to write a report.

[@PasleyAviationPhotography]

He was still charged, so they still had to write a report

[@vickybryan25]

No jail won’t take him unless it’s a felony

[@SonoftheWars]

​@@vickybryan25what?

[@fknbastages]

@@SonoftheWars, yeah. They said it on the video. No jail unless it's a felony.

[@SonoftheWars]

@@fknbastages I got that. I was more confused with the grammar. I'm that guy.

[@mtthwpnn]

First the man swallows the liquor, then the liquor swallows the man

[@10Wk3y84R]

Wisdom 🙏

[@Ooh_PieceOfCandy]

Confucius say 😂😂

[@OneBadAssMoMo]

Well spoken!

[@johngarrett5189]

Good Riddance We've a surplus

[@TequilaSunset_]

Wow his boss is a saint, he really cares about this fella. I hope this guy can stop drinking because he clearly can’t function on it.

[@Dinosaurchickin]

Unfortunately, he’s just another enabler, that guy needs to hit bottom

[@djsgravely]

Saint? He wanted the cops to take him to jail and lock him up. The only reason he took him away was because the cops said he wouldn’t stay locked up for misdemeanor charges. He was hoping for a felony so he wouldn’t have to deal with him.

[@KCGeno]

I love how conciliatory he became, once he met Little Sparky.

[@stephaneclerc667]

"what are you, a cop? “ I lost it

[@widearchshark3981]

Holy crap, that's not policing. That's care-work.

[@kimberlyelliott7933]

Babysitting

[@connorratliff5593]

“This shit needs washed off” “Leave their car alone” “Aight.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imabeardsley9280]

😂😂😂😂

[@lyndawhite5171]

Yep, that one made me belly laugh 😂😂😂😂 Talk about being distracted, Geesh. 😵‍💫

[@Anninukichild]

"Why are yall awake?" Lol.....why are YOU awake?😂😂😂 this guy had TOO many chances

[@Jack_Hell4]

@@Anninukichild 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adoredpariah]

How quickly people go from "I don't give a f@@@" to "why are you tazing me", "why are you arresting me", "don't take me to jail"...

[@1RandomToaster]

Don’t forget sarcastically asking a cop if they’re a cop and then telling them they’re under arrest

[@gary-rr7jp]

At 40 years old, your boss should not have to come rescue you from being arrested because you're to drunk to take advice. He also shouldn't have to call your mommy.😂

[@americaisstolenland1441]

@@gary-rr7jp well you are witnessing Wh!te privilege in Amerikkka, where wh!te people have the privilege to break every law and still get a slap on the wrist. I mean let's be frank and honest if he was BIack or Hispan!c, he definitely would have been arrested for not pulling out his ID fast enough, he'd be profiled and slammed on his face for even attempting to make threats or urinate on construction sites.

[@kyleolsen9988]

That manscaped advertisment was a jumpscare