Here's Why You Don't Plot to Murder Your Husband

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[@jordanalbano9780]

Her energy on that phone call vs. her energy when the cops show up at her door 😂

[@extraspicytigerroll]

It’s like an actual keyboard warrior in the wild 😂😂😂

[@nacho_ncam]

@@extraspicytigerroll the accuracy 🤣🤣

[@mr.duanesharpe]

@@nacho_ncamSpot on!

[@SofiaDiasCrooks]

@@extraspicytigerroll🤣🤣🤣

[@B3ARCAT]

Mwahahahahaha 😈

[@dl161]

That voicemail was cartoony-levels of incriminating

[@GermanyJerseyShore]

it was a decent heel promo...id book her in the co main event😂

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

It honestly sounded like a bad DND roleplay from a dungeon master.

[@LD-mu4eg]

@@MichaelDavis-mk4me sounds like a threat from someone whos only watched disney movies, nothing over PG

[@alexandercarder2281]

The wicked with of the west 😂😂😂

[@chucklebutt4470]

"did she like directly threaten your life?" her: "YES I AM THREATENING YOUR LIFE MUWAHAHA"

[@hotfishfromsharktale]

THE EVIL LAUGHTER LMFAOOOO she really thought she was in her villain era...babe WHY would you ever leave a VOICEMAIL like that EVER, let alone with an upcoming trial 🤦‍♀️

[@charicesuralin6100]

I just wanna know where was that energy when the cops showed up at her place 🤣🤣🤣

[@csswht]

@@hotfishfromsharktale lmfao yeah 😭 pretty smart move 😭😭😭

[@ivanvillamil2764]

Yes what happened to her evil laughter turned into please no !!!!

[@tylerolejnicak5481]

multiple duis ought to give you the hint. she was probably wasted.

[@avocado3-in-182]

God, I love Disney villains but I would never do the evil laugh whatever the context. It’s so cringy and embarrassing. 🙈😭

[@expiredchili4352]

She really hit him with the “Muah ha ha haaaa”

[@CandlesRLife]

@@expiredchili4352 💀💀💀

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

😂😂😂 "iM GonNa GeT Ya mWahAhaha"

[@Burncsb]

That's the Thundercats Mumm-Ra laughter.

[@cherylh292]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@David-028]

😂😂😂

[@AngelWest58]

Turns out my life hasn't been as bad as I thought

[@zukosmom3780]

I hear you

[@forcesofkanto]

I'd rather be kind of a loser than involved in one of these shitshows any day of the week

[@jayvee7154]

😁🤣

[@c.s.7266]

Amen! 😅 It could always be worse

[@jamallabarge2665]

Agreed. Mine too.

[@masonlee4217]

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" The consequences to your actions

[@ausguy5052]

The consequences to your actions, who

[@pammers5588]

Exactly

[@DefileOdds]

The consequences of your actions who? *cries hysterically* I WAS SO MAD, I'M SORRY!!!

[@lprince96]

"Knock, knock! Open up the door it's real." -DMX ("X Gon Give It To Ya")

[@DefileOdds]

@@lprince96 it's the nonstop pop pop of stainless steel

[@vtubersubs3803]

I like how the cop tries to manage the dude's expectations, saying that threats have to be pretty specific to be actionable, and then he listens to it and he's like bruh

[@BacklTrack]

@@vtubersubs3803 she still got a cash bond lol. Wild

[@OhiChicken]

"She has to be convincing enough to warrant fear" Her: "I'm gonna kill you when you least expect it and I'm going to go to jail" Yea you sure are lol

[@Chinalakesnake]

​@@OhiChicken "That's right I just threatened you!")

[@JewishBettor]

14:22 "Nonsense". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davelowets]

He was like, "Umm, welll, listen to THIS.... 😅

[@Nikolella]

“He won’t let me see my kids!” Babe, your kids are adults, they don’t want to see YOU

[@K-park81]

She even does the villain laugh at the end😂😂

[@MortgageGirl7]

I busted out laughing! Crazy stupid witch 🧙 left on a recording. 😂

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyleMcBurnett]

That is what made it go from friendly banter to legit threat from an unhinged person.

[@neocenobyte]

Like a disney witch 😂

[@JustMonaaaa]

She really said “Muahahahaha 👹👹👹”

[@hornbylee]

"He won't let me see my daughter!" Well I wonder why that is?

[@ElanaVital83]

The daughter is an adult. Probably asked her dad to keep the mother away while she recovers from her leg injury. Probably chose to go no contact

[@ResseDfa]

“My daughter” I hate parents who speak in this manner you didn’t make that life yourself

[@lululovesyou7618]

Right? Like her grown adult daughter didn't say "keep the crazy lady away from me because I cant escape with this broken leg"

[@russsmith5441]

She way to old to have one of those at least babies

[@ryanm4013]

The daughter is an adult

[@grizzlyuppercut]

If you say "Please don't!" twenty-one times, cops are legally obligated to let you go free. She was so close!

[@jusbus92]

This is a well-known fact. I'm surprised it didn't work this time.

[@nursemaid]

LOL

[@j9363078]

Cops hate this one simple trick!

[@newperson1997]

it worked for me. thanks

[@SmilerORocker]

No way,... I didn't know that... thought that was just Beetlejuice and Candyman 😂😂

[@scottishjedi1522]

‘I JUST THREATENED YOUR LIFE’ Smart move to to straight up describe your crime.

[@sevencharley]

i almost choked on my food. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kiwi2703]

It was honestly cartoonish, like if they put a voicemail like that in a movie I would think it's extremely unrealistic, but real life sometimes writes crazier stories than fiction lol

[@lilwoodiewood3457]

​@@Kiwi2703she's slow ... her iq probably isn't higher than 75

[@GraphicQua]

“Can we talk” girl talking is what got you in this mess the first place 😂

[@psinclairjr]

😂PERFECTION

[@evanosmera6735]

based comment

[@jfliguy]

Her name ain't Tevin Campbell. Hell no we can't talk

[@MamotteLollpop123]

@@jfliguyI love that reference lolol

[@sandwichman100]

she should have given the cops her evil laugh that would scare them away

[@SugarSugar5454]

"Please tell Dave I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!" Girl, you're just sorry he turned you in 😂😂😂

[@Livvvid]

Dave's probably a nice guy and she hopes she can lean on him to drop the charges by apologizing.

[@Dinosaurchickin]

@@LivvvidHopefully Dave has wised up gotten a POP and retained a good divorce lawyer!

[@graceful797]

nope she wanted him to tell shes sorry she didnt get to hurt him first lol

[@yvonneevans1619]

😅😅

[@nacho_ncam]

The irony of "stuck in the middle with you" playing on the radio while being stuck in a car with a scrawny drunk raging psycho is hilarious 😂😂

[@vcat8136]

Lol! I hadn’t put 2&2 together! Thank you! That’s priceless!!!🤣

[@cassienorman6275]

That was exactly what I was thinking.🤣🤣

[@a.s.6001]

I thought the same, I laughed too......

[@Kookoo347]

😂😂😂

[@WalkingRoscoe]

Nice catch, young lady.

[@Relt88]

Second lady sounds like Eric Cartman from Southpark! 🤣 Tone, sentence structure, cadance and all. Lol!

[@jewelsbycat]

I literally thought she was the voice actor for a minute

[@Rahu619]

😂

[@xkidgey]

Damn you're right it's uncanny

[@JewishBettor]

NO KITTY MAH POT PIE!!!!

[@JewishBettor]

No KITTY that's MY pot pie!!!!

[@Industry-insider]

Her lawyer is not gonna be happy when he hears that voicemail 😂

[@AJadedLizard]

Or the like four times she confessed on the way back to the station.

[@Zarincos]

If I hadn't seen this video, I would never have believed that someone would leave such an obvious, unquestionable confession to a crime as a voicemail.

[@gothicMCRgirl]

@@ZarincosRight? Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction 🤷‍♀️

[@JoeTheOriginalOne]

Lawyer: Yeah, ma’am…not going to happen. I’ll send my bill in the mail…

[@1utube01]

Looked like she already got a plea deal, that she accepted.

[@seraphxxkuraku9361]

They actually putting out the measurement stick for 13.5 feet is hilarious.

[@5calambres]

Evidence..? Measuring with a tape on bodycam is better as a cop making a estimate.

[@AllTheCritters]

@@5calambresNot an estimate. That stick measures as you roll it on the ground. Also used at accident scenes.

[@decadeofmcfly]

@@AllTheCritters I think you missed the point of their comment. They were stating that the cops measured it as evidence.

[@EternalNico1]

@@decadeofmcfly I mean it doesn't hurt to do but any reasonable person would clearly see that's not 500 feet hahahaha

[@scoobydoo8498]

Yes that's for evidence to proof where she was

[@analogbunny]

Her crying is so fake! It sounds like she learned how to imitate crying noises from flash cards. Might be an actual sociopath.

[@analogbunny]

... maybe specifically borderline and sociopathy. Her love/hate swings ("splitting") of violent aggression followed by tear-eyed apologies... this is a person who's got separate hot and cold taps, for sure.

[@Lgalitz]

Sociopaths come in every level and degree. More common than we realize. They're only sorry when they get caught and even then...whoa

[@russellboone6759]

​@@analogbunnyexcept that I hate when ppl use personality disorders as an excuse to justify treating ppl like 💩. Sometimes THEYRE just being peices of 💩.

[@sandwichman100]

in the middle of fighting arrest her number 1 concern turning the lights off to save electricity

[@ASmith-qs2ps]

Wow motor mouth as well!

[@dragonovdtxd1511]

The fact that she literally said "yeah I just threatened your life" might be the most direct admission of guilt I've ever heard

[@tallblonde1976]

A judge tells you “stay away from your ex husband”. so you go there and stand across the street. How stupid!!

[@RochellB46]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@danbear5254]

I have never intentionally tried to be around an EX.

[@DavidMiddleton-w6x]

she should also be charged with accusations of rape

[@anthonynoneyabusiness420]

Type of love I need 😭

[@RochellB46]

@@anthonynoneyabusiness420 trust you don’t want it

[@AndySalinger33]

Pro Tip: when someone continually claims they aren’t stupid…they’re indeed very stupid.

[@alexandercarder2281]

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity 😂

[@valkyrie1066]

When someone tells you they are rich, educated, connected.....they could be lying. When they tell you they are not stupid....hmmm....they probably ARE.

[@Algebruh2407]

"Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king

[@YourLocalSid]

Frr

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

I mean her maniacal laughter its like she already paid the hitman or poisoned the koolaid or somethin

[@just_dom144]

This chick literally said, “Yeah, I just threatened your life!” Then said I wasn’t gonna kill him!! You can’t make this up bro. 😂

[@talyahr3302]

My dad pulled some stupid stuff like that once and said they're just words. I literally had to explain to him how words matter.

[@jonny-b4954]

I assumed she meant she wasn't actually planning to do it. As if that means anything haha.

[@AnastasiaRomanov-w9x]

As bad as the two POS’s I was married to were, I never threatened to take their lives. And they never threatened to take my life either.

[@AbsolBubon]

no warrant tho

[@jodiforeman3314]

scary thing she only had a 2000$ bond with death threat

[@TheJege12]

11:31 "Go measure it! Go measure it!" *Grabs measuring device*

[@cc11studio]

What she didn't realize is you need to say "Please don't" 25 times....THAT is the magic number and the police let you go.

[@Deltareview420]

Ik right

[@kristenwilliamson8455]

😂😂😂

[@AndySalinger33]

Yep! Section 36.002 states very clearly, 25 “please don’ts” are required, before automatic release of a perp. Anything less requires an additional “what did I do”, and 5 utterances of “y’all don’t know me”, before automatic release. It’s black and white. 🤔

[@Soffity]

@@user-cb4oz1gj9z 😆. Probably the arresting officer didn’t understand the 25 times rule of release.

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

But Section 36.002 also states "it must be 25 please don'ts OR just 20 if combined with "I'm going to sue you" Edit: 😂 I just watched the 2nd one. She had the I'll sue you but no please don'ts

[@乂]

That 2nd lady could be in South Park with that voice 😂

[@marykoufalis7666]

Lol.. good one.. She sounds like Cartman's sister.

[@lucyroark4189]

​@@marykoufalis7666🤣🤣🤣

[@rocketmailmillonelytworoad]

Would have been nice to hear "Those mustards killed the Kenny" lmao

[@Vain-Sparkle]

😂😂 it’s the Newports Cigarette voice 🤣

[@marykoufalis7666]

@@rocketmailmillonelytworoad lol..

[@nathanielcampbell9703]

The cops were being totally unreasonable, she was only off by 486.5 ft

[@dallynutkat3252]

😂😂 Underrated comment

[@jamessveinsson6006]

You’re absolutely correct. It’s almost a football field and a half.

[@Wolvenworks]

I reckon she’s working on ant feets

[@Bandit2033]

ya, that's only 97.3% closer than the minimum she was suppose to be, such a small minor difference

[@lisaammoms261]

🤣

[@spacewalker98]

with this second case, ill never understand verbally berating anyone and then expecting them to show mercy on you. also that cop who said "those are some creative terms youve given me" has more patience that i do

[@mottawa1]

That’s what happens when she talks faster than she can think … totally illogical. The officers are well trained and are emotionally very tolerant.

[@nedadillard4514]

@@spacewalker98 she was really getting on my nerves with all that talking and fussing

[@ChronicGamer420]

Thinking its ok to plot your husbands murder because "you were really mad at him" doesnt qualify

[@sandwichman100]

thinking about it is fine putting it on record gets ya arrested

[@dirtyd2162]

oh, she qualifies alright.....qualifies as *INSANE!!*

[@CURVEDGLASS123]

It's not a plot. It's a simple threat. She'll get probation and an ankle monitor.

[@Molokaiism]

@@CURVEDGLASS123 If that. Ever seen a court throw the book at a female? Yeah, me neither...

[@MaxHesh7]

She's just a drunk or typical angry broad. They some of the most vicious shit and are just used to getting away with it.

[@jimmymiller77]

What a mouth on her. That voice should be a felony. I feel sorry for the cops.

[@CockMcBallsddd]

Imagine hearing that at the dinner table every fkin night for 40 years. I might end up having a gun cleaning accident or something. . .

[@Sofus-fu4ro]

So you don’t believe in free speech got it

[@tunestemp]

@@Sofus-fu4ro Come on dude, you don't know what a joke is?

[@GREENMAYNE]

They all feel above the law.

[@Darthwgamer]

@@Sofus-fu4ro Please stop joking

[@loushia16]

That last cop sounded so over it. Like he was dealing with a child throwing a tantrum, letting her tucker herself out.

[@anjanettee7786]

But she ramped up at the jail again 😂

[@moimoi2994]

😂😂😂😂😂 his responses are hilarious

[@emiliafrank1578]

I don’t blame him. She is throwing a bitch fit 😂😂😂

[@rmarvel169]

Imagine how many stupids they deal with on a daily basis

[@MrSolLeks]

@@moimoi2994 I honestly don't know how these guys stay so calm lmao. its great.

[@ravenval5046]

"yeah, for threats to be considered unlawful they have to be pretty direct..." "I JUST THREATENED YOUR LIFE AHAHAHAHAHA" "okay"

[@RLU-wt8vi]

I nearly spit out my coffee when he turned up the music to "Stuck in the Middle With You." He couldn't have timed it better.

[@jordannietos]

As someone who's been stabbed by my ex while I tried to leave she will get no sympathy from me

[@rationallyruby]

Damn that’s crazy! I’m glad you got out of that situation!

[@danmitchell1665]

@@jordannietos my ex tried to stab me. Only thing that saved me was my martial arts training. Glad you survived.

[@jordannietos]

@@danmitchell1665 The only thing that saved me was the bag of clothes I was carrying out of the apartment. I got lucky but I still have a scar. I don't understand some people.

[@denitzilla]

😮😮😮

[@Adamz8]

​@@jordannietosIt's a terrible thing how someone can choose. It's a crime. Glad you're okay. Next time, make sure you choose the best person.

[@AmericanPatriot-1776]

Ex husband: "my ex-wife is going to kill me" Cop: "Okay".

[@Redsdaughter2]

Violating restraining order is against the law fyi

[@STORMY0O]

Do you want the officer to remain calm or act like a two yr old like you?

[@Gurusum6]

Ex-wife: please don't

[@christophfinnigan3967]

@@STORMY0O how did he act like a two year old? this will be fun... also in your immature mind, is that the only 2 scenarios that could ever happen?

[@donquixotedoflamingo9507]

Saitama much 😂

[@nineskies5907]

"yeah i just THREATENED YOUR LIFE" she's even using legal language to incriminate herself 😂😂

[@Justine-ut8ho]

That poor man has had to deal with this for decades. Sharing children with an alcoholic sucks.

[@jydeinden]

it sucks even more when both the mom, AND the stepdad was/is alcoholic.... my boyfriend is living with the consequences of that to this day...

[@Jan6thsurvivor]

What’s worse is sharing alcohol with children. Children should not consume alcohol. Mmmk? Now get outta here

[@davelowets]

Kids are only minors for less than 2 decades......

[@davelowets]

​@@Jan6thsurvivorWTF are you going on about?!?.... how about YOU "get outta here"? Mmmk?

[@lilwoodiewood3457]

​@@Jan6thsurvivorno its not a verbally abusive person is worse than a ignorant father sharing a beer sorry not sorry

[@donnawood3505]

What a nasty person. I can see why there is a protection order against her!

[@katmadison7607]

So she thinks that being across the street is over 500 feet? Wow. She's a smart one..

[@uscgspawn2298]

Do the math. 500 feet is 1.39 NFL fields, including end zones. "Across the street" is a short pass.

[@noahw5887]

Even if she was still a few houses down she would still be less than 100 feet away. She thinks the officers are lying because she's a compulsive liar.

[@howlinwulf]

She probably doesn't have a clue

[@xuelee7520]

10 ft = 500 ft. Simple math.

[@jenniferbangerter5128]

Yeah estimations isn’t her strong point

[@cherryd9747]

I’m so so grateful for the loving relationship I have with my husband and son after watching this.

[@TwoBs]

“My cat hasn’t eaten in 3 days, I haven’t even eaten in 3 days.” Not only is she insufferable, loopy, and openly making threats, but if you can’t even take care of yourself to where it’s affecting the pets you own and they’re also going without, then you don’t need to have pets. But notice she only now cares when she’s getting arrested. Didn’t care during those 3 days to have anything arranged. Also: “Stuck in the Middle with You” by Stealers Wheel playing in the cruiser - very appropriate song for the officer 😂

[@delanorrosey4730]

"Is she going to bark all day, little doggy, or is she gonna bite?" "Maybe our boy in blue here can fill us in on this rat business you've been talking about."

[@sandrabarrie84]

Do you kiss your cats with that mouth?!!

[@chocolatechip12]

Might not have eaten in 3 days, but she sure has been drinking!

[@bobkline9865]

Can't feed her cats but can sure get those nails done

[@rhiannancaraway]

I love how these Midwestern cops don't play. Turning the music up, telling her she does not get to demand anything from them, putting her in her place. Fantastic.

[@muttley8818]

Lol, yeah the timing of when he just casually turned on the music while she's mouthing off in the back was just epic. Almost like he was saying "scream all ya want, I'm gonna enjoy this drive".

[@MattVarnish1103]

I love how its Dont Stop Believin' too ... Just a small town girl... Within 500 feet of a lonely world....

[@t.sb_0570]

the midwest has some of the nicest people and the most badass cops. greets from iowa.

[@RoachDogggJR]

Until they try being dicks when you actually are doing nothing wrong unlike the crazy lady.

[@Criblo456]

It's a shame their courts seem completely broken.

[@garthg.6150]

I about died laughing when she asked them to measure. She thinks across the street is 500 feet.

[@ericpl7227]

13.5 feet, lol!

[@alexandercarder2281]

500 feet 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jacobfromallstate4963]

Usually it's 50 feet from centerline to right of way on most single lane residential American streets, meaning about 100 feet from edge of sidewalk to the other edge of sidewalk.

[@Tbird761]

I mean, that might be a 30-lane highway

[@toericabaker]

I do a lot of drawing so I'm used to small measurements like centimeters and inches and I used to run cross-country so I'm really good at guessing miles but when it comes to medium distances like feet I am so lost LOL😅

[@blevinsfrank5453]

She called herself a witch and actually looked like one

[@SPlester]

Maybe it was her daughter who didn't want to see her

[@ZooZoo293]

Can't blame her!

[@peggypeggy4137]

True. The guy was saying that his kids were adults so I guess the daughter made up her own mind. There is probably a very good reason for that based on her behaviour

[@ShawnCaudill]

I agree, my guess would be that the daughter was the one wanting the order of protection against the mother and the husband agreed based on her behavior so the husband was the one who actually filed for it on behalf of the daughter. A lot of times children will feel that way against a certain parent or another adult but be too intimidated to speak out on their own or take the initiative by themselves so they often rely on another family member they can trust to take that order of protection out for them.

[@notmyname3883]

Dad said the kids were adults.

[@skullbarbie8015]

I know I wouldn't

[@flazeda5467]

When the officer asked what she wants shut off, probably expecting maybe the oven, stovetop, or maybe a running tap, since it seemed so important. And she just said “lights” And then the zoom in of the officer flicking them off 😂

[@FourEyedRaven88]

Right? That killed me.

[@MYLAR.]

the editing on it made me crack up at work

[@jesscarroll2560]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who laughed at the lights.

[@fuckyoethnicity]

No like literally she said “the lights” and I cracked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂 she made it seem sooo important before

[@sw1sh839]

too baked for this shit 🤣

[@formula4creation]

bro turned up the music on her lmao

[@kenmarelove9176]

Lol, he handled her brilliantly.

[@nebula0024]

I'm impressed how deadpan calm that cop was the entire time, while she was running her mouth non-stop. Pretty sure that made her even more pissed-off 😂😂😂

[@kenmarelove9176]

@@nebula0024 lol exactly, it was irritating the hell out of her. 🤣

[@paulabarrows7023]

And the song was PERFECT!

[@trippychick92]

He must be a parent! I do this to my kids when they are throwing a tantrum 😂😂

[@candicebergstrom4490]

Oh my poor ears. I feel bad for the officers who had the misfortune of dealing with the last loud, demanding, & nasty Karen.🤫

[@Wormweed]

"I'm not stupid" after arguing about not standing 13,5 feet away and also over 500 feet away, as if a few steps in either direction will make up for the extra 486,5 feet

[@Boycott-if4eg]

500 yards, 1,500 feet, therefore 1,485.5 feet too close

[@Wormweed]

@@Boycott-if4eg i thought they said 500 feet, my bad

[@Bonitaslifestyle]

I thought it was 500 feet too

[@leataylor9277]

@@WormweedThey did say 500 feet that’s why. You were right.

[@y2kdiva]

😂😂😂😂

[@aa_damant]

can confirm: throwing yourself on the ground and crying like a child will in fact not get you out of being arrested.

[@coloradohikertrash9958]

idk... they REALLY seem to think it will work, maybe there's some truth to it

[@beforedeth2104]

Guess you tried XD

[@tuvoca825]

Maybe it worked before... 😂

[@BoolyK]

But as you'll see it'll get your resisting arrest charge dropped

[@josiechaney9010]

😄

[@ghost19xx13]

She was in the middle of making another voicemail like the last one, but the cops had another plan 🤣

[@MoejoThomas]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SongJLikes]

Haha, good eye

[@xxuser0200]

😂😂😂😂

[@matchhunter7012]

😂😂😂

[@mulderitsmee]

"I was angry" we all get angry, but most of us don't make death threats. Your emotions don't excuse abuse. Ever.

[@josiechaney9010]

I actually like that the cop in the second one said, “you’re not in any position to demand anything from us.”

[@footytang]

that first cop seemed like he wanted to talk the dude out of charging her.

[@dupeaccount1647]

Because you want a daddy cop to tell you what to do.

[@Zarrakon]

@@footytang u dumb

[@alphara7255]

​@@footytangyh until he heard the voicemail

[@limlaith]

I LOVE his "Who do you think you are!?" 🤣

[@kaciegresch8010]

When he cranks up the radio over her babbling 😂😂😂

[@genlongtsang1093]

😒

[@SanDiegoSurrealityTV]

Lol😅 so funny, loved that

[@flangekiwi]

😂😂😂

[@SweetStrawberryShell]

Stuck In The Middle With You is a tune too 😎

[@jejethejeplalq821]

Dude was listening to Boston's "More than a feeling"🤩Awesome. Love Boston😆

[@colinrow725]

Loved how he turned up the music to drown out her whining.

[@aidans666]

Perfect song too😂

[@colinrow725]

@@aidans666 😎

[@Maggie-rr8gi]

That was pretty hilarious.

[@AJadedLizard]

She kept asking him questions to try to force him to turn down the radio. It's all about power.

[@Bonnieandclydesmom]

Perfect song! Stuck in the middle with you. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right”. 🤣🤣

[@xel1673]

Ex-Wife: *cartoon villain laughter and monologue over the phone about her evil plans* Cop: ... Well, that is the most direct one (threat case) I've ever had.

[@rafalsz1272]

It takes special kind of stupid to RECORD A VOICE-MAIL with threats of killing someone 🤦‍♂️

[@The..Dark..Knight]

And adding the confirmation "Yeah, I just threatened your life!" 🤣🤣🤣 I mean WTF!? REALLY?? 🤣

[@The..Dark..Knight]

And adding that confirmation "Yeah, I just threatened your life!" 🤣🤣🤣 REALLY?? 🤣

[@munguiamoon]

Most definitely off the liq

[@rogerborg]

Narcissists cannot bear to be ignored. They will always up the ante.

[@queenbee5943]

@@rafalsz1272 my daughter’s ex did the same thing. The cops that listened to it said that it took a special kind of stupid to do that.

[@DBZluvz]

ya know, i can't begin to fathom why Marcella has an order of protection against her., she's a gentle soul, has a voice that could melt butter and beauty that's unmatched.

[@juliethomas66]

I almost choked while reading that. Hilarious.😂😂😂😂

[@Bibi_Poetics]

I'm hollering

[@josiechaney9010]

🎯😄

[@stephaniescanlan5743]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sadbuttrue-ThatSwedishGirl]

😂😂😂

[@LadybirdsHot]

Omg that second story. I love that he turned on the radio and the song was Stuck in the Middle with You. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,” how appropriate

[@josiechaney9010]

That lady is vile. I love when the cop says “you have some very creative terms for me.”

[@kellstarama8235]

"Stuck in the Middle with You": that song always reminds me of that Michael Madsen scene in Reservoir Dogs... 🫣

[@franciscoherrera5577]

@@kellstarama8235Mr. Blonde is needed to deal with these criminals.

[@radicalgamingnerd986]

You know having no girlfriend and being lonely doesn’t seem so bad now

[@croach2194]

She threatened to kill and promised it would be a painful death. Now she is whining and crying. Bullies are so often cowards. The police officer was so kind to the ex-husband.

[@star-q7n]

Yup... Bullies are definitely cowards 😂😂 💯!!

[@CriticalCentrist]

Gotta love visual voicemail. Don't even need to contact the phone carrier to obtain a direct transcript

[@Anna-tc6rz]

I wonder if that's a large part of the reason we have it now.

[@rationallyruby]

@@Anna-tc6rzno it’s not really an official transcript it’s just voice reading technology. So it’s not necessarily accurate.

[@nacho_ncam]

It's enough to arrest somebody. ​@@rationallyruby

[@TwoBs]

Nah, they’ll still need to contact and get it for evidence as the text it shows can be wildly inaccurate. In this instance, it was obviously clear what she was saying, but even the text had trouble making out what was said. I’ve gotten calls before from doctors and it once transcribed as my doctor saying “test results” for “toast salts”, one scam call pretending to be “Mike soft” with many of the underscores/blanks being words they’re unable to transcribe.

[@angiepangie989]

@@TwoBs yeah mine is full of wild stuff lmao

[@dustinm8800]

Threatening to kill somebody is a misdemeanor? Are you flipping kidding me!!!?

[@gizmofn1957]

This is wisconsin.

[@EGHeartattack]

I’m surprised they were even charged. I’ve had a roommate threatening to kill me constantly and the cops could care less. They basically have told me that nothing can be done unless they get physical.

[@dustinm8800]

@@EGHeartattack same

[@SidewaysInTraffic]

Gender of course. How can you have a warrant, threaten to do harm to someone, and still get out on 2K bail ($200). This country is doomed.

[@fortythreenorth2518]

I was thinking the same.

[@stijncorneillie6140]

dave if you're reading this ; " she was really sorry !!! "

[@lynnseredych3306]

2nd girl..."I want the sergeant to come out and re-measure!" Cop..."That was the Sergeant."

[@lyndawhite5171]

I know, that tickled me too😂. Good one officer! A lot of mental health issues these days😢

[@rrosen7370]

😅🎉😂

[@claudiadesoto2378]

I think mental is only part of her problem, she’s a mean person, who ever the person that’s got order on her could really put light on it.

[@janedoex1398]

​@@lyndawhite5171I have a lot of mental health issues , but the only time I raised my hand was in self defense, after I said I needed to get out of the situation and calm down and didn'twant to discuss whatever right now, on camera in front of a dozend people who started looking at us when I pleaded to be left alone, at first, then walked out of the restaurant , then ran, then tried to sprint, already fumblimg my keys out to get inside my hallway and the one following me still chased me, caught up, spun me around and was so close in my face already, that when I raised my hands in front of my face, one of the keys scratched him. (And non they were in my palm, not spread out like these dumd self - defense tip - like ways. ) Of course he couldn't leave it open like that, he had to win the argument by me flipping out, so I looked like the crazy one after talking over / at me for hours. And I decided to not let that happen again and tried walking away instead. But you can't win with certain peoole.

[@musingsatmidlife5278]

That was some of the worst fake crying I have ever heard!

[@nebula0024]

Yeah. At one point, it almost sounded like she started laughing again. Really creepy stuff.

[@andrescrux]

The Joker laugh&cry😭😭

[@andrescrux]

​@@nebula0024exactly

[@MusicIsKindaDope]

Yeah there was a weird moment when the cop said she said sorry ​@nebula0024

[@sandrawhitmore6810]

In between the anguished crying she stops & asks did you get my phone.

[@mirandax0x]

I love his " Sorry you feel that way" and "you have some very Creative terms for me" he handled her nonsense perfectly lmao

[@AnonymousQwerty]

Lmfao

[@victr2098]

Her filthy mouth was absolutely disgusting.🤢 I wouldn’t even expect to hear that kind of language coming out of a man’s mouth. Disgraceful! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@commonsense31]

Yeah I thought that too. Hilarious

[@adriennenelson759]

"Those are very creative terms. I appreciate that." This officer does a great job making light of the situation.

[@shelley7596]

Finally a cop that says what we all wish they would say “YOU DONT TALK TO ME THAT WAY!” “YOUR IN NO POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING FROM ME!” “WE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO” “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

[@drsunshine1959]

I know! Bravo!

[@brosephbroman7564]

I was thinking the same lol. I wish they all would say that to these nuts!

[@Chloechanel1963]

Finally! I get tired of the weakness

[@blessedmwsmom]

Yes but I would’ve also told her shut up! Omg, she’s insufferable!

It's exactly why they talk to the cops that way. I also think it's got something to do with the body cams now. Most cops act scared when it should be the other way.

[@JackTavern629]

She watches WAY too many horror movies. Who tf laughs like that 😂

[@allisonjames2923]

She definitely does that creepy laugh way better than the fake “remorseful crying”

[@culturematters4157]

Vincent Price laughed that way in Dracula.

[@mialynn2034]

Horror fans don’t act like that LOL. Psychopathic people who make poor life choices do 😂

[@sethstine4698]

Or way too many Disney movies with an evil witch

[@MrFunreal]

that went from villain laughter to toddler crying REAL quick

[@AntiWeebPenguin]

I didn't expect to find you here, love your l4d2 addons!

[@MrFunreal]

@@AntiWeebPenguin Well hello there.

[@Oppenhymen]

“I’m not that fucking stupid” Uh you sure about that?

[@deanthemachine96]

“You shut the door in my face, don’t say you want to talk” perfect response 😂

[@ktmcc4360]

What happened to the tough girl with threats of death. Reduced to pathetic cries for mercy. How foolish can you be.

[@Misto_deVito6009]

She's like teen who lost her bf and is unable to realize that she is the problem

[@yacket]

Crying sounds fake

[@mikivanduyn9630]

just another maga...let's not be surprised.

[@SentientMicrowaveFightClub]

like a wolf who gets caught in a cage trap, thinking they're hot shit until they realize their ego gets them into hot shit. watch if she doesn't get released on "good behavior" and tries to go after him again. if I was that ex-husband I would move out of that area to make it harder for her to locate him.

[@Misto_deVito6009]

@@SentientMicrowaveFightClub Don't even insult wolves like that. They are beautiful unlike her

[@ericahoelscher3733]

"Hello! How are you doing? You're under arrest." 😅 Great opening line, officer!

[@danamama6766]

Haaaa

[@thomasflores7817]

great content. new channel? my entire feed is full of your vids rn.

[@EpicATrain]

That last lady has zero idea how far 500 feet is. lol It's really far away.

[@mycatz2fatgaming]

Right? It's almost 2 football fields away lol.

[@howlinwulf]

They really don't

[@AquaPeet]

But she has very very small feetsies

[@kneel1]

she could have offered the cops "gummers" to let her go, if she removed her ill-fitting dentures

[@notnoaintno5134]

​@@kneel1 😂😂🤮🤮🤣🤣

[@brandyb2931]

That 2nd lady, I can't imagine why someone would need an order of protection against her.

[@mr.duanesharpe]

Yea. She is lovely. What a sweetheart

[@novocainesoul4529]

Completely crazy and a stalker. Yuck

[@18830dc]

Suddenly my ex doesn't seem so bad anymore

[@UnivegaSuperSport]

I'm thinking I'll get that little spitfire jack up on meth, then we go on a high-speed tour of our nations state parks.

[@sylviakidd1908]

And so mild mannered and polite. Why?

[@Slidyslide]

“You can be mad but you can’t threaten to kill people!” No wiser words have been spoken

[@croaton07]

"Don't get married" Those are the truest of words.

[@562LA2THEBAY]

You don’t read much lol

[@CAT4U2C]

Just think of all the calls, the police wouldn’t have to go on if alcohol had no role

[@AKbaby89]

She really thinks across the street is over 500ft away😂😂😂😂

[@johnwanderin3872]

Right? 500 feet is almost the length of the street I could see

[@alphara7255]

That's methamatics for you.

[@josephfigueroa7105]

She was bout 500 inches away.. give her a break.. Inches feet whats the diff?

[@TheRealKimJong-Il]

Lmfao. "13.5ft" "Bullshit I know where 500 feet is!"

[@BudgiePanic]

more like 500 millimeters

[@JustAJinx-ci6hg]

She went from "I'm a bad deadly bitch and you'll know it" to "Oh God no. Please. Don't!" In a few minutes

[@evanosmera6735]

oh nah, the turning the music up killed me. Bro this cop is a legend

[@MrWhitelightning73]

Reservoir Dogs song 😂😂😂

[@luster5497]

…………… but how, but why, but huh??? Is this real life? -she’s the dumb kind of crazy….👀

[@molinadeann7831]

From fake evil laughter because she wants to be intimidating to the fake crying for sympathy because she’s facing consequences is actually insane 😂

[@christerry182]

There isn’t enough money to pay our officers for what they deal with 24/7. God bless them🙏💙🇺🇸

[@perfectlyharmless]

"Back the Blue until it happens to you."

[@65cj55]

@@perfectlyharmless Don't threaten people or break protection orders..

[@theenforcer9967]

@@perfectlyharmless 🦜Polly want a cracker?

[@Dinosaurchickin]

They ought to get paid double at least

[@aleashabrokos9493]

​@@perfectlyharmlessif you support the police/justice system but then break the law and curse the police/justice department than your a hypocrite. Just like the ppl who say f the police but then call 911 for help. And if ever the case when the cops treat you wrong or arrest you wrongfully then take it to court and get paid - furthermore 1 wrong cop doesn't speak for the entire dept.

[@tom4542]

Dude! The Police Officer in the 2nd one, dealing with the crazy lady that violated the Order Of Protection!!!!! That Officer is truly freaking OUTSTANDING! I don't think anyone could have dealt with her crap better than he did. The patients and professionalism he exhibited were off the charts. How angry she was getting over him not feeding into her taunts was actually quite funny.

[@evanosmera6735]

I love the cops in the second incident. "You don't demand anything out of us" 😂

[@jackprice4786]

You guys have a “Please Don’t” counter. Hysterical!!!

[@johmparede6309]

hardly seems like she said "please dont" enough times... kinda reminds me of next door neighbour repeatedly screaming "oh god please stop" everytime her hisband leaves for work... and strangely shouts all annoyed when someone does stop... whatever is even going on!?!?

[@billhungerford5930]

“My cats haven’t eaten in three days.” Why am I not surprised by this?

[@valeriekehrt7566]

😢 poor babies. Cats - not her.

[@Outworlder]

wtf. Cats can't go long without food. Even 24h might require a vet visit. She's killing those cats. It would be less concerning if they were dogs, but even for them 3 days is a lot.

[@dallynutkat3252]

I really hope they took those animals off her 😢

[@richs.7373]

13:30 - Things get a fun, ironic "Tarantino" soundtrack for a moment there when she starts yapping his ear off like Mr. Blonde

[@Aemirys]

I appreciate the "please dont" counter.....

[@Sorchia56]

😂😂 that was phenomenal!

[@acer2896]

😂😂😂😂 sure was

[@DNVYN]

Foreals lol I almost turned it into a drinking game

[@Stuff_I_Watch]

“You gotta tell Dave to drop the charges as i didn’t think he’d do anything about my life threatening, insane rant & I don’t want to go to jail”….. just clearing up the subtext for anyone thinking she really is sorry.

[@ONeil-S.D]

I guarantee the only reason why she kept saying please tell Dave I'm sorry was only because she was hoping that if they told him that he might drop charges if possible.

[@catchifyoucan232]

500 feet is longer than a football field…. She has no idea she’s WAY closer than 500 ft??? What a kook

[@poorthing]

#2 lady/protective order violation: If she has money in her pocket, she can use it to buy cat food. No reason the cats should suffer because she is vindictive, her anger is palpable

[@Lilkey812]

She’s high on 🧊she just lying to lie

[@cherryd9747]

Exactly if she would have zero issue bailing out that evening then feed your cat and yourself and don’t violate the restraining order because “that’s where your food is”

[@user-xq5nk7yh9i]

It never ceases to amaze me that people cant keep their mouth shut name calling and appears to be innocent. I thank my mom and dad everyday for teaching me morals

[@ramongonzalezdiaz9511]

My mom was like a ninja with her sandal one bad word out of my mouth at the sandal came like a boomerang,,

​@@ramongonzalezdiaz9511my mom used a slipper. Lol

[@jennydiver100]

Thank you for not taking her to the hospital just because she demanded it.

[@tuvoca825]

The hospital could probably make a quick $3k from it.

[@ephgee1554]

would that be worth all the hassle though

[@MWeatherbear]

Yea but we nurses don’t deserve that nonsense though.

[@averytokar-jv1vh]

@jennydiver100 Hospital care is a human right. Is she respectful or someone I'd ever want to be within 100m from? No. But if she can't have that right, because she is distasteful, then a lot of people in need of hospital care would be dead. Just because someone's a bitch, doesn't mean we get to not take their physical health into any concern. That's why it is unlawful for an officer to deny EMT if it's asked, and that's why some have been charged for egregious abuse of humanitarian rights.

[@mattwilliams3456]

⁠@@averytokar-jv1vhHospital care is not a human right. They did take her health into account by having a nurse look at her, saving everyone a lot of time and money.

[@BiffTech05]

17:41 just doing my paperwork, nothing happening here...

[@gibbinator2740]

On the second video, I love how she says she's not stupid while she's being stupid.

[@theone2n3]

Exactly 😅😂