Military TikToks Gone Wrong... Part 2

[@nikkoortiz]

Did that Marine go to hard?! lmao

[@forestmudget660]

hi

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Marines always go too hard 😂

[@HellsRangers290]

Nah

[@xwinter__riderx9155]

Too hard

[@tonyhobson]

No

[@hannahkeck7448]

The joke about the military making racial jokes and laughing had me dying cuz my ex dude in the Army said “we’re not racist. We hate everyone equally” lol. Don’t come for me 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

This makes perfect sense 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

It’s facts! We’re just a happy ball of equal hate 🥹🤣

[@hannahkeck7448]

@@nikkoortiz I was raised in an Army family so I feel it 100%😂 I’ve heard it all lmao

[@Rockethead293]

im not racist if i hate everyone equally _steals the nuclear codes and destroys the planet_

[@andrewleiser3773]

You’re not wrong

[@starbuckspinkdrink]

the “what isn’t alowed here? Racism? why? theyre people now” is what is bringing me to join

[@dprancor1802]

Crazy bro

[@LipsandFlips]

Nikko screaming “war crimes let’s gooo!!” Had me on the floor 🤣

[@CaughtSlackin_]

Idk what he was referring to saying it was illegal. Lol

[@Jimmothy69]

whats the song at 2:43?@@CaughtSlackin_

[@wikedgaming]

Clear by fire homie

[@vrcommandoata5403]

I assume someone took a potshot at doc.

[@WEC_Connoiseur]

The "DOWN HERE WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKER" was the best

[@DBragg2124]

I'm a Veteran Airman, and I absolutely love everything you do. The racist jokes are 100% real, no matter the branch.

[@coryhoward4501]

Real & funny AF. 😂

[@shadowsniffy5023]

I’m in the civil air patrol and last night I was promoted to senior airman

[@kynanwilliams8012]

it's amazing how relatable these are between different western armies, I was in the Australian army, I've talked heaps with guys from the Kiwi's, the Brits and the Canadians, and i'm sitting here laughing along not even noticing the difference in camo and flag hahah

[@successboundd]

Although some groups can be arrogant, every military I’ve trained with has been cool asf with our guys, we’re all the same. We just might be on different sides or be in different uniforms, but we’re all just trying to do good by our people 💪🏻

[@fcbmille]

He said war crimes and I went "WARRRR! CRIMESSS! YEAAAHH!"

[@KnawedOne]

👍🏽👍🏽

[@the_snork]

It's not a war crime if it's not your sword MGR ref

[@lizafrench8455]

Nikko talking about terrible treatment, "It's Team building sorry you don't know about that" fuxing savage 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ryanhamstra49]

“Their people now” had me rolling 😭

[@ronjones-6977]

Whose people?

[@nathan-ls8yw]

@@ronjones-6977as in “they are considered people now” 😂 (it’s a joke about slavery)

[@eliwebb7329]

they are people?

[@TrustInGodForHeWillBringJoy]

It’s a good day when Nikko posts

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Facts

[@samshare5968]

yes sirrr

[@MrDR1F7R]

4:52... well my mind went straight to the kid rattling a sippy cup across the bars like some kinda derpy convict from the 1920s...

[@TalonGatton]

Nikko:do you wanna talk about dead babies Civis: you can’t joke about that Nikko:oh do you wanna talk about my dead friends His dead friends: hell yeah

[@AustnTok]

bro, when he said "God damn it bro, my mom is here." I absolutely lost it!

[@Xereves]

My LPO did that shit to me and it was the best feeling I could have on a ship on deployment

[@Shrider_180]

Fun fact I learned about being a Stinger gunner....all the stinger missiles we shoot are from the 80s...so mishaps like that happen quite frequently 😂😂😂

[@themagachad]

How did anyone keep a straight face with that Master Sergeant joke 🤣🤣

[@Oc_Focus_ST]

I’m a mechanic that wakes up at 5 am to go to work by 6 and work on cop cars, they destroy them where I’m at and I still gotta either fix them or we keep them and somehow get a new one and Frankenstein the crashed car

[@bman9852]

We did blood rank back before the velcro. And not just once, the whole platoon got a shot. Same with Air Assault, anyone with the Bullwinkle badge got ya!!

[@witchdoc5075]

Oh yeah! Both FMF and sub warefare pins got jammed in my shit! The Capt on the sub did mine. COB tried to get him to stop, but i just hugged him and thanked him. Felt honored. Rah!

[@shaymurphy4951]

I’m so glad I went to bootcamp in the summer for Coast guard after the meme at 4:00 Inspections would have been…. Rough

[@WagnerAndrew77]

I agree with the bloodwings I carried that pin with me until 2018 still remember who put it in his name was Jeff Henry

[@frankdietz7453]

That wah wah was killing me

[@AnthonyRoelle]

Wamp wamp

[@Iron_Road]

Broooo, RIP all the inspection, phase cards, and maintenance done to those birds cause all that just got undone by that AFFF 6:52 wing Commander gonna be pissed! 🤣😭💀

[@Jake_Mobley14]

Yeah getting blood wings from Airborne, Free Fall, and Parachute Rigger school was hella fun 😂

[@Drowko]

Love that youtube Ad transition from tank fire in Nikko's video to Artillery fire in what ever Lilith Warpath game is being shown. Was pretty funny.

[@michaelhibbs3692]

Yes, that is so funny. That joke is so good bro.

[@chirho100]

When I got my jump wings, I had that slammed and pinned into my chest, by a black hat. We called it blood wings, but surprisingly it didn’t hurt that bad and was little blood.

[@tjafloyd]

That first video was definitely their first time going at it and at least when I was in the first round was stopped when someone was knocked over

[@thehunterstruck]

I love Yusha's content so much lmao that segment always has me in stitches.

[@goldentop1737]

That "they are people now" got me

[@rickuest1512]

Nothin but love for you. Crazy duck.

[@politicallyinsensitive4200]

That's a serious wave on that Navy guys head. THAT should've been his flex.

[@MrGhostBeats]

Oh the blood rank. Still remember my first time for E-4 but the second time was worse because I was in the same command. Top and the CSM pinned me and made sure I never lost that shit again, my squad leader had to pull the pins out with Gerber and bring me a new uniform.😅

[@NatanDaTater]

I'm not in the military, but THIS SHIT SLAPS. I relate, and I don't know why.

[@bigoldpileofthembones]

"War crimes let's go!!! That's illegal :D" new favorite quote

[@SnickC13]

Nikko is so rad explaining blood wings great work man.

[@Oxvelinty]

You could get away with Military humor around me I love that

[@n1c704]

A common conversation with someone that hasn’t served: Then: “didn’t you find that offensive” Me: “No, that shit was hilarious”

[@kelly20027]

Love these videos! Makes my day better! Thank you for the laughs! 💯

[@batmaninc2793]

1:02 🤣🤣🤣 Fucking love seeing the military for stuff like this.

[@nikkoortizshorts]

So good 😂

[@handsinthefire]

5:44 for the Army sure, not in the Corps. I called a staff sargeant sarge one time on accident, my mind decided it wanted to be in fucking lala land, I felt my soul leave my body from the boom in his voice.

[@dailyscarystories4]

This is the best one so far by alot

[@Blondieee-ke5ez]

We can’t get enough fails 😂 always enjoyable ❤ you the bestest

[@Hinoyt2]

2:45 “ WARRRRR CRIMESSSS LETTSSS GOOO” -Serbian

[@William43275]

LETS GO

[@Hinoyt2]

YEAHHHH!@@William43275

[@feelinspiffy696]

2:18 bro was hauling ASS, nothing is stopping that man

[@Guy._]

how to deal extra emotional damage to new recruits: 5:50

[@rickengle7208]

The flooding at 6:55 isn't a real ship. Looked like battle stations (simulated training session) at Great Lakes.

[@christopherpetty3320]

so I have a buddy who after graduation from marine corps boot camp ended up getting the "yellow footprints" that you stand on during receiving tattooed on his chest.

[@frederickbrice2148]

bruh i just spit out my vodka with the Military humor slips with your civilian friends. MY 1 civilian friend thought it as hilarious

[@philipmcconkey2930]

The drill sergeant that fell was at my basic. Yeah. His was pissed and took it out on us. Lmao

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Wow 😂

[@KnawedOne]

😳😳😳

[@buttercup-rm5im]

I heard from somebody that if you are injured and medics are working on you and they are causing pain by treating you (like packing a wound) then you'll be fine.

[@Kachina74]

That Marine definitely went hard.

[@BumpyBaluga]

Shit, my chevrons got jammed into my damn collar bone, combat diver badge, same, wings badge same. When I got my blood stripe, my legs were beat to shit, the day before a PFT lol.. good times 🤪✌️

[@michaelfairchild]

Military humor is the best.

[@Mxoxo750]

War crimes, let’s go😂😂😂😅 this guy gets funnier everyday, I cannot even.

[@Sonix.2813]

Honestly on the last clip i prefer to get it slapped. When i got my air assault wings, he just went sloooow and that shit was worst than a slap, but at the end it felt good!!!!

[@chanthenerd]

Like my dad always says "it's not a war crime if it's the first time'

[@Handle-z6p]

My friend told me this one "why are dead baby jokes so funny?"......."they never get old" (if You're not getting it dead baby's dont get old)

[@LesliePourHouse]

7:55 CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B-12) its red ! But thats a-lot so my guess is it has some other clear vitamins ins as well as saline, possibly dextrose.

[@sliqwille]

I still get random leg cramps from when I got my Blood Stripes…..like 12 years ago…

[@nicolaswittke4160]

"I GOT SOME GOOD ONES" Bubba, I AM SOBBIIING!😂💀😂

[@austinhunt6566]

Yt be like “yo you cant show that it’s actually war footage” and you just go “NUH UH”

[@Football50206]

Bro I’m not even 15 and I have this damn humor😂😂😂 idk if it’s just my generation or cause I’m a teenager but I love it😂😂😂😂

[@viper340vi]

I'm 17 and it's the same way. You get used to it. Just stay away from softies.

[@cactusgaming5794]

15 same humor

[@Fylex_xo]

14😂

[@Phoenix20077]

15

[@lukeb1663]

It’s the CoD lobby humor

[@jaykilla7482]

Tbh I have anxiety and depression, I joke about my stuff all the time sometimes people ask if I'm okay and I have to be like yeah that's just me. I joke and own my own stuff 😂😂

[@raerae15300]

Dark humor makes the world better🤷🏼‍♀️

[@eliwebb7329]

darker the better

[@silverlining_1995]

The joke when the guy was doing the push ups got me 😂 ayy ya ya ii The video and you are really funny

[@tornado_man_4078]

Less go! Love the military fails!

[@strykerravenheart8996]

Dude i didnt join military but i understand the dark humor aspect, via training law enforcement, most people don't realize humor is a way to cope XD and it's glorious.

[@CT-0914_Storm]

5:24 the waa waa to the soldier joke with civilians is so fucking funny😂

[@zulu0800]

Dude ur the best KZbinr ever

[@rebelborn]

That whaa whaa would've made me spit a drink if i had one in my mouth unless i was in the navy cause we know that they aint spitting shit out. Because that was the funniest shit i have heard today

[@Hayden.ladner]

Bro you’re a vibe 😂

[@amandadelrio7113]

Have a great successful day boss! I will watch this after work yo

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yes! Mid week pick me up 🙌

[@xiaofan1657]

0:42 me coming home after a long day and/or drunk

[@Nathan15038]

Honestly, I think my humor is already so messed up, not even needing to be in the military or army😂

[@IGotCookies237]

man firefighters are just like this so like any military branch joke i laugh at

[@txexsquid]

Finally, a win for Navy on Nikko's channel...then a minute later 😂

[@captainAlex258]

being slapped in the chest is like being a family member

[@ethangurney1517]

You make the best Airsoft and military videos I love them

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Agreed! Which fail was your favourite? 😅

[@sniperinstinctxdestinator8670]

Absolutely hilarious

[@cory6266]

1:35 Air Force here, I don't have my branch tattooed on my arm either 🤣🤣🤣

[@liamnguyen4380]

I love the military tiktoks and gunfails they're so funny.

[@BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz]

Brooo DROPPED'em lmao

[@notafraidofarmedbears2386]

As a civlilian I live my vets friend's humor 😂

[@IIIlIlII]

Nikko Love the videos Came so far from the first stream room love the content keep it it Nikko

[@davidtroy8941]

In the navy we had what we call "tacking on the crow" when you become e4 your insignia is a crow and they remove the damits (what go over the spiky parts) and each person in your division slaps or punches the crow. If you a wimp they make you wear your dress uniform and its on your sleeve so they punch your arm

[@spencerlaughlin8621]

Tino!!!!!! My man!!!! Boy is fit af. Stay safe bro! 💪🤙

[@stormy321]

Nikko never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@sharkhorse24-44]

"INSTINCT!" the most badass speech in bleach

[@stephanieturner6912]

That is exactly what we do with patients who refuse treatment. Here are your AMA papers, bye!!

[@TheVikingSailor]

Love your content bro! Keep it going!

[@GLITCH3S]

Anyway, I love your videos. Keep up the good work.

[@xsoxfatalx9721]

3:06 is my Civ life, up at 530 every day, crack open a C4 or Reign, and light up a Marlboro on my balcony, and watch the sunrise on America 🇺🇸

[@MikeDodds]

If you lower the IV bag below the heart, blood will back flow into the bag…

[@DaffyJay-i1z]

"NO FULL AUTO IN BULD-!!" Marine: "hehe, raah-" *BRRRRRRR*

[@chrisfisher1965]

I love his content

[@HoldenBonwell]

I was so bored until I got a notification a new vid came out! 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Perfect timing 😂

[@rhenson4048]

In the blue corner we have the door in the red corner we have the marine 3 2 1 fight

[@KnawedOne]

😆😆😵😵

[@chrismagdaleno4779]

That marine jacked her up