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johnbcrist

johnbcrist

Күн бұрын

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@andreapolk134
@andreapolk134 8 жыл бұрын
the older man is a really good actor!!
@JediNiyte
@JediNiyte 8 жыл бұрын
And GORGEOUS. I almost missed the humor in the video for how cute he is.
@josephkabi1229
@josephkabi1229 7 жыл бұрын
Andrea Polk bet , he took it so seriously
@ronque23
@ronque23 7 жыл бұрын
Toatz, famo!!! Lol he was the shit!
@petejt
@petejt 7 жыл бұрын
He is what makes this so good.
@nunyabiznezz1
@nunyabiznezz1 7 жыл бұрын
HEEEEYYY GIIIRRRLLLL LOL HopeCity in the house lol
@cynthiadelvalle3437
@cynthiadelvalle3437 5 жыл бұрын
How in the world was this done with straight faces?! I appreciate the self-control. hahahaha
@seniorsmiles3386
@seniorsmiles3386 5 жыл бұрын
Don't kid around. This is serious stuff, verified by BuzzFeed.
@lavender9671
@lavender9671 5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate it too!😂
@michellesings4785
@michellesings4785 5 жыл бұрын
Probably too 200+ shots
@tamalyncervin2117
@tamalyncervin2117 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly the point. When a generation grows up... then asks a few questions, turns out people have been asking some pretty dumb questions over the past few decades.
@amandasamson4513
@amandasamson4513 4 жыл бұрын
My question exactly! ha ha
@yajairagriffiths300
@yajairagriffiths300 6 жыл бұрын
"Help us live the lives we portray on Instagram" 😂😂😂
@allykayyy2683
@allykayyy2683 5 жыл бұрын
Do people our age actually use Instagram? ...
@destorer5000
@destorer5000 5 жыл бұрын
@@allykayyy2683No. At least, I don't.
@mosesmoise9897
@mosesmoise9897 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ilungawandelewe5782
@ilungawandelewe5782 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 4 жыл бұрын
Help us--help us--help us!..
@eviesalas6756
@eviesalas6756 6 жыл бұрын
Who's the older guy?!! His acting was "on point" perfect for this bit!!!!😂
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim 5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW it was kinda scary. His acting was so REAL acting as a guy who's supposed to be an actor trying to act real but acting FAKE. XD (what?)
@dedet8827
@dedet8827 4 жыл бұрын
Evie Salas He’s also in the Tripp and Tyler videos. He’s awesome!
@VioletJoy
@VioletJoy 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on!!
@MrMjlanahan
@MrMjlanahan 4 жыл бұрын
Dede T I knew I saw him somewhere!!
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!! 🤣
@wr8436
@wr8436 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize the magnitude of the problem till I looked into the eyes and saw that dead "nothing is happening up here kind of thing". 😂🤣
@pokeperson9749
@pokeperson9749 5 жыл бұрын
W R LOL I died here xD
@hamman_samuel
@hamman_samuel 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Onion piece about teenagers
@leesteal4458
@leesteal4458 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@axaclaire2613
@axaclaire2613 4 жыл бұрын
o wow o wow i wanna like this so bad to get it to 1k but my finger won’t let me
@axaclaire2613
@axaclaire2613 4 жыл бұрын
I LIKED IT AH yw
@BellaLaree
@BellaLaree 7 жыл бұрын
"beard Wax... Spotify premium.." I'm dead
@sarawalton8599
@sarawalton8599 4 жыл бұрын
She forgot to tell about her $100 nails and $800 hair weave & extensions!
@KimberlySnyder-DaughterOfHim97
@KimberlySnyder-DaughterOfHim97 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Millennial. And I approve this message.
@petraskvarc317
@petraskvarc317 7 жыл бұрын
Kimberly Snyder???????
@chromebull884
@chromebull884 6 жыл бұрын
Me to
@richardterroni9433
@richardterroni9433 6 жыл бұрын
I think people hate us so much because they are jealous
@richardterroni9433
@richardterroni9433 6 жыл бұрын
@@jackn417 "They hate us cause they ain't us", we are like the New England Patriots of generations
@JCovington1211
@JCovington1211 6 жыл бұрын
SAME
@sarahlee8022
@sarahlee8022 5 жыл бұрын
"Employment right now might be stifling my creativity" 😂
@GabrielGonzalez-kb5by
@GabrielGonzalez-kb5by 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Lee reality is that a presidential candidate thinks so too, Andrew Yang.
@ExplorationRandomDestination
@ExplorationRandomDestination 5 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Gonzalez that will lst about long enough for overdose rates to skyrocket
@ExplorationRandomDestination
@ExplorationRandomDestination 5 жыл бұрын
Ill stop working so hard to get that free 12 grand and that is one of many reasons why yang is fucked in the head
@aliciamaxie8843
@aliciamaxie8843 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Lee lol
@rengsn4655
@rengsn4655 3 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked lol
@wilhelmscream3499
@wilhelmscream3499 5 жыл бұрын
The donor actor is brilliant. How many takes did it take to keep that stone cold delivery.
@timkato5664
@timkato5664 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@calderonjd30
@calderonjd30 4 жыл бұрын
Someone get him a movie role he is brilliant..Oscar worthy
@littlemissblueyes100
@littlemissblueyes100 3 жыл бұрын
@@calderonjd30 he and Morgan Freeman need to do a colab
@davidasholesjr181
@davidasholesjr181 6 жыл бұрын
It all came to a crescendo of crack up when he said "I was paying eye insurance but his glasses had no lenses." I literally laughed out loud, not figurative text LOL but literally LOL
@rondabottos7579
@rondabottos7579 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@DMRJ53
@DMRJ53 5 жыл бұрын
David A Sholes Jr that was the best
@lavender9671
@lavender9671 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@julianamulauulu7449
@julianamulauulu7449 5 жыл бұрын
David A Sholes Jr 😂🤣😅
@oziluvibezim1175
@oziluvibezim1175 7 жыл бұрын
"Kids in Africa are getting typhoid. Declan was recently diagnosed.... with tennis elbow." I lost it, completely lost it at that point 😭😭😂😂😂
@laurel1865
@laurel1865 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly I wAs also diagnosed with tennis elbow. It’s very liveable and treatable
@phoenixriser6607
@phoenixriser6607 3 жыл бұрын
What did his lazy ass do to get it? Actual tennis? 🤣 that's like carpol tunnel, you get it from repetitive tasks. I got carpol tunnel from working 7 days a week cleaning hotel rooms for a few months and guess what? I'm a millennial. I still work about a 40 hour. I didn’t even quit working for the pandemic...I don’t understand, my generation. This video is hilarious 😂
@aprilmartin4787
@aprilmartin4787 8 жыл бұрын
" getting a job would stifle my creativity", "gluten free", "Juice cleanse"!!!!!
@susanpark4663
@susanpark4663 6 жыл бұрын
Bacon cleanse (studio c reference)
@DivaDelgado128
@DivaDelgado128 6 жыл бұрын
@@susanpark4663 yumm
@Mali-fm3rc
@Mali-fm3rc 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅my friend says this. He left his job to focus on his music
@FrankDaley
@FrankDaley 8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe some of the commentators don't see this as satire. They actually believe it. We're in serious trouble.
@priscillabenbrook5335
@priscillabenbrook5335 8 жыл бұрын
I know, lol.
@GudieveNing
@GudieveNing 7 жыл бұрын
Frank, they were bought up after the following left the airwaves and were replaced with reality TV, 'talent' shows and, uhm nothing else. You and I were blessed with intelligent, sharp, genuine content such as: (Most of the comedy shows below is British.) The Outer Limits & The Twilight Zone (My favourite TV of all time) The Two Ronnies Morecombe & Wise Not The 9 O'Clock News Benny Hill Blue Peter (original creative one, not the trendy one) The Good Life The Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin And of course, drum roll... Monty Python (If you try to crack a joke with anyone under the age of 20 today, in particular women, you get a blank look, if not worse. Soros is engineering a dystopia. He needs to be stopped forthwith.)
@angelarogerson6861
@angelarogerson6861 7 жыл бұрын
No it's real. I have two as children.
@michaelduncan2392
@michaelduncan2392 5 жыл бұрын
@@priscillabenbrook5335 Funny at first I thoyght it was one of KZbins STUPID commercials I was trying to skip it lol
@michaelduncan2392
@michaelduncan2392 5 жыл бұрын
@@angelarogerson6861 and you raised them that way, good job!
@JNJ1014
@JNJ1014 3 жыл бұрын
The "sponsor" is actually hilarious, his deadpan delivery & tone conveying genuine concern had me in tears 😂😂😂
@jodieisblessed1794
@jodieisblessed1794 Жыл бұрын
I NEED to know if this is really his Dad!!!
@Fishstephenson
@Fishstephenson 5 жыл бұрын
That older man is such a good actor!! 🤣🤣🤣
@richardray2600
@richardray2600 3 жыл бұрын
Hello dear..i can see that you are joying the fun with jonhcrist,,
@oliviaeleen3379
@oliviaeleen3379 8 жыл бұрын
"i'd have to get a job or even worse a go fund me" great video!
@michaelcowan111
@michaelcowan111 6 жыл бұрын
LivSPIRATION I
@guy9380
@guy9380 8 жыл бұрын
funnier than anything on SNL in years!
@conradmonson30
@conradmonson30 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, i cant say im a huge fan of snl. Their skits are not that funny
@LLigon
@LLigon 6 жыл бұрын
Yo! That is so true. SNL totally sucks now 🤷🏽‍♀️. I would love to see him and KevOnStage collaborate tho.
@Katya_Lastochka
@Katya_Lastochka 6 жыл бұрын
Snl, with all their writers, can't seem to write about what the average person thinks. They write for the elites.
@triciahowell8774
@triciahowell8774 8 жыл бұрын
how insensitive - there's NO mention of tattoo and piercing budget.
@viviangreene9684
@viviangreene9684 8 жыл бұрын
You are as funny as the video! Great comment.
@PDavis-lj5ob
@PDavis-lj5ob 7 жыл бұрын
Nice one Tricia...LMAO AGAIN!!!
@Beatrizcolima
@Beatrizcolima 7 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@justpressplay4231
@justpressplay4231 7 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm going to step in here... I love tats and piercings... and I'm an extremely hard working millennial who worked exceedingly hard to get into a well-established and highly regarded college. I have no social media. I don't go out and party. And I don't pride myself on spending unnatural amounts of money.
@justpressplay4231
@justpressplay4231 7 жыл бұрын
Also I haven't gone through college, but I do currently work 9-5 Monday-Friday so I don't laze off my parents either.
@SetApartGal
@SetApartGal 6 жыл бұрын
Did they mention a Starbucks monthly gift card? I need that. ☕
@IndelibleSin317
@IndelibleSin317 5 жыл бұрын
Me too, but guess I got a job for that..lol
@frechstudios3129
@frechstudios3129 5 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same. Lol
@christinegreene1986
@christinegreene1986 4 жыл бұрын
@@qemdrive 😆
@Jagg61
@Jagg61 4 жыл бұрын
@@qemdrive it is nasty. Overpriced burned reject Maxwell house coffee. Served by idiot twits.
@deannang455
@deannang455 3 жыл бұрын
lol from a millennial. They got us wrong. Too funny to be offended. Great acting! :D
@ashleyallyallison4776
@ashleyallyallison4776 6 жыл бұрын
$2900 to help them live the lives they portray on instagram.
@Faust74
@Faust74 8 жыл бұрын
The fake eye glasses part had me rolling! 😂
@harveylin3548
@harveylin3548 8 жыл бұрын
Probably fake beard too!
@catsrats6637
@catsrats6637 8 жыл бұрын
The pick pocket routine at the very end did it for me!
@elizabethbrennan4889
@elizabethbrennan4889 6 жыл бұрын
me too.
@madisonlewe1057
@madisonlewe1057 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who actually needs glasses I never understood the trend of wearing fake glasses.
@AlexanderLong
@AlexanderLong 6 жыл бұрын
+Madison Lynn I know, I actually I have to go thru put-on contacts every morning, and then take off them.
@scottjanssen65
@scottjanssen65 8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing. I kept waiting for one of them to blurt out, "I'm vegan." This was brilliant!
@h.d.mech.mortenson2098
@h.d.mech.mortenson2098 5 жыл бұрын
Im vegan but not a left wing millenial !
@ukytita
@ukytita 5 жыл бұрын
Erin: OK...but How Vegan Are you??
@homesteaderfiftywmartha603
@homesteaderfiftywmartha603 2 жыл бұрын
He watched the movie
@israelfailin4803
@israelfailin4803 8 жыл бұрын
I think there are actually people in the comments who think this is for real.
@carmengracepuentes7953
@carmengracepuentes7953 6 жыл бұрын
baaaaad....i need a sponsor lol
@matthewfunk6658
@matthewfunk6658 5 жыл бұрын
in some ways, it is real...
@jasmineward7897
@jasmineward7897 5 жыл бұрын
dang
@cg0825
@cg0825 5 жыл бұрын
It isn't but you can sponsor a quickly aging Gen-X'er 3 1/2 yrs from 50th birthday by sending me $25/month :Hey even know 1990's emoticons. :} :-> :=]
@tamarasauls8855
@tamarasauls8855 5 жыл бұрын
1.2K must have and were offended because they downvoted it! They can't take a joke!
@judydaniels1457
@judydaniels1457 6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the satire of John Crist and think this is hysterical. While I am the parent of two hard working millennials that don't fit this sterotype, I can appreciate the humor. Well done John Crist. Keep the laughs coming.
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 4 жыл бұрын
How did you do it? I was literally threatening to send my millennial to the military today. Told him he needed to get his ass back in school and stop doing nothing. He literally sent me a text a couple of weeks ago saying how he wanted "compensation" for the work he does around the house. I thought my head would explode!!! I have three degrees for god's sake and have been raising three children as a single mom for the majority of their lives. Its so astonishingly a slap in face that I can't comprehend it. I never did participation trophy nonsense. I punished them justly when they were children. I modeled good work ethic and morality. We have a home church. This boy is super smart, good looking and talented. He played the violin in high school and was in the top orchestra. He had a full ride to college because of his academic prowess and lost it after two semesters there. No drugs, no drinking, no girls. It's heartbreaking and mind blowing. You don't need to answer. This video just hit home today. My son doesn't act like any of the millennials in the video, but is still a millennial w/out a job living in my house!
@grantsypants4743
@grantsypants4743 3 жыл бұрын
Im a millennial that went into the military because I was wasting away. At some point you have to recognize that you need to grow up. No one owes you anything in this life and the sooner you realize that the better.
@sergeantchick2820
@sergeantchick2820 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kattywagon29 Kick him out. Tough love. You have spoiled him, this is on you to fix the entitlement.
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
@@sergeantchick2820 Time has passed and he's back in school full time and has a part time job now. Things are alright for now, but I have my eye on him.
@blackmber
@blackmber 3 жыл бұрын
@Kattywagon29 I don’t know your son’s life, but I want to say there’s usually a rational reason for a person’s choices. For one thing, from childhood and school where you’re constantly graded and rewarded for intelligence, talent, and effort, it’s very hard to transition into adult life which is competitive and unpredictable. They say school prepares you for life, and if you get good grades you’ll be successful, but in the end grades don’t pay rent. What they didn’t teach millennials in school is that you have to try again and again until you get your chance. It takes a while to figure that out and build up resilience.
@ToolguyFromDE
@ToolguyFromDE 3 жыл бұрын
4 yrs later and this is still the best video on KZbin. Nailed it!
@nataliedelacroix8266
@nataliedelacroix8266 8 жыл бұрын
This is great! Can I please transfer generations? I don't belong with millennials, I have more in common with my 86-year-old grandmother than most people my own age.
@janethockey9070
@janethockey9070 5 жыл бұрын
Natalie Pace Me too!
@lannettenunez9548
@lannettenunez9548 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! lol
@millyesther9959
@millyesther9959 5 жыл бұрын
Nowadays you can claim to be born in the wrong body, why not the wrong year? Just self identify as an 80 yr old :) but seriously, pray for deceived people...
@revivalflower7802
@revivalflower7802 4 жыл бұрын
I totally feel you! 😂
@kymaeryk
@kymaeryk 3 жыл бұрын
@@millyesther9959 ppl do
@truthseeker9975
@truthseeker9975 6 жыл бұрын
Utterly BRILLIANT. I'm almost crying with laughter. Perfection.
@streamlinedchic
@streamlinedchic 8 жыл бұрын
Core power yoga, birch box for men, premium spotify, beard wax...Hysterial! Great job John Crist!
@janedee5486
@janedee5486 5 жыл бұрын
Lol... Who's that man? When the video started I thought it was real. I was looking for the 'ad button' to see which ad it was... lol... then I realized... lol. He's goooooood. So sincere... lol.
@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls
@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls 4 жыл бұрын
MEEE TOOOOO!!!
@cmog8182
@cmog8182 5 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad about the apple pie😂
@HOPROPHETA
@HOPROPHETA 5 жыл бұрын
I bought a birthday cake for a millenial's birthday. She was indignant and said "I dont eat cake". The nerve!
@Andrew-me2im
@Andrew-me2im 5 жыл бұрын
@@HOPROPHETA Maybe she doesnt like cake?
@HOPROPHETA
@HOPROPHETA 5 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-me2im She could have said thank you for your thought, cake is not my fave and then offered the cake to the rest of the office. I guess maturity and congeniality is too much to expect from some people!
@HOPROPHETA
@HOPROPHETA 5 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-me2im She was also dismissive in her non verbal behavior.
@Andrew-me2im
@Andrew-me2im 5 жыл бұрын
@@HOPROPHETA I guess but using this one example to make all millennial's look bad is kind of dumb
@FarAwayDistance
@FarAwayDistance 8 жыл бұрын
"Toatz lit fam." Haha this was so good
@derekjeter8382
@derekjeter8382 8 жыл бұрын
FarAwayDistance to
@ElectricMug
@ElectricMug 8 жыл бұрын
FarAwayDistance mj
@marieekearney
@marieekearney 7 жыл бұрын
*totes
@2010infidel
@2010infidel 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, still no clue what that stupidity means.
@metalgrinch
@metalgrinch 7 жыл бұрын
Totes lit fam I think means 'totally lit (something)'. As in, totally awesome, or lit up. I GUESS the "fam" means family?
@FarlyCreates
@FarlyCreates 8 жыл бұрын
"In the aaaaaarms of an aaaaangel...."
@kennypryce4617
@kennypryce4617 6 жыл бұрын
FarlyCreates 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@christinegreene1986
@christinegreene1986 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@unchartedbrewery
@unchartedbrewery 8 жыл бұрын
Whoever you are that made this, thank you. You get it.
@itscrumbelivable
@itscrumbelivable 8 жыл бұрын
Finally, the truth in a world of free speech hiding JEWS
@jackjackson7343
@jackjackson7343 5 жыл бұрын
Garrett the channel name is literally right beneath the video it's not a challenge
@maturitypending
@maturitypending 5 жыл бұрын
"Help US live the lives we portray on Instagram" #gold
@createdcreated1977
@createdcreated1977 4 жыл бұрын
I think I've watched this 50 times. So hilarious ...and...the straight face this man kept is priceless. Definitely needs an Oscar! Great content!
@odoylerulez88
@odoylerulez88 7 жыл бұрын
a millineial wouldnt write a letter
@cg0825
@cg0825 5 жыл бұрын
sad yet true--some people I know won't even take phone calls they only text unless it is urgent
@Whopcap
@Whopcap 5 жыл бұрын
Lol true! Suprised he didn't say: Why do I have to write a test? 😂
@valentinogal781
@valentinogal781 5 жыл бұрын
Letter? Naw they would Tweet out. 😂😂
@lindsaydoyle7488
@lindsaydoyle7488 5 жыл бұрын
So true, holding a pencil doesn't have swipe option or talk to text 😂
@emery6049
@emery6049 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some don’t even text normally they use Siri or talk to text
@Isaac_Cowart
@Isaac_Cowart 7 жыл бұрын
"He was diagnosed tennis elbow" lol I don't know if I should laugh or be offended but while I'm figuring that out I'm going to keep laughing
@gregkienle3378
@gregkienle3378 5 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting to hear Gluten Intolerance...bah hahaha.
@namaste_charlei
@namaste_charlei 4 жыл бұрын
@@gregkienle3378 it was in the apple pie.
@brendielahooha
@brendielahooha 4 жыл бұрын
Tennis elbow is a real term actually, or “lateral epicondilitis”
@calebyemo8615
@calebyemo8615 7 жыл бұрын
Annual pilgrimage to bethel church 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@viktorkibet1171
@viktorkibet1171 5 жыл бұрын
Read this as he was saying it lol
@ilungawandelewe5782
@ilungawandelewe5782 5 жыл бұрын
It killed me hahaha
@calderonjd30
@calderonjd30 4 жыл бұрын
Best one!
@ememudo9546
@ememudo9546 5 жыл бұрын
"His weekend was tot lit fam, literally had no idea what that means". I died of laughter. Was in tears cracking up from start to finish.🤣😂😂😂🤣
@kortlandmcmanus
@kortlandmcmanus 3 жыл бұрын
Being a millennial myself, this is hilarious. Unfortunately there are legitimately people out there like this being portrayed and it's disturbing. I've got a full time 40 hour job and own and run 2 of my own businesses on the side. There's no excuse but entitlement and laziness. Work hard, Praise God, and Live a Great Life! God Bless Everybody!
@cindylou.who.261
@cindylou.who.261 3 жыл бұрын
No. Don't do that to yourself. Just breathe! Kortland. No!!!! Breathe and hike
@hevi5294
@hevi5294 3 жыл бұрын
Noone should have to work that much. No time for family or friends either. I don't wish to waste my life for someone else's life to be better. Ancient man worked the land and modern man works the human.
@ajluv11
@ajluv11 3 жыл бұрын
Amen. You don't work you don't eat. Appreciate a hard working person. When things get hard so many truly and sincerely crash. Find the balance but people were meant to be productive
@PressuredSpeechBand
@PressuredSpeechBand 2 жыл бұрын
Luckily we have god to thank for everything. Coronavirus, Russian invasions, diseased countries, famine, and millennials with no self-control.
@jtoti63
@jtoti63 8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing!! This is spot on!!
@EricChamplin
@EricChamplin 8 жыл бұрын
As a hardworking millennial, I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel offended 😂
@integra46
@integra46 8 жыл бұрын
Laugh. Being "offended" is one of the reasons why this video was made and oh so hilarious.
@marcbiff2192
@marcbiff2192 8 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony!
@hjbarber
@hjbarber 8 жыл бұрын
Well, if the shoe fits.
@MrAbel_C
@MrAbel_C 8 жыл бұрын
Be offended... nothing wrong with it.
@integra46
@integra46 8 жыл бұрын
Excellent post. But unfortunately many of your peers are too lazy to read through what you wrote as that requires work, personal responsibility and a tough skin.
@brianparsley
@brianparsley 8 жыл бұрын
The 47 thumbs down must be the Millennials who didn't get sponsored. #offended
@MakeUpJunkie2285
@MakeUpJunkie2285 6 жыл бұрын
Brian Parsley it's 1,000 now lol TRIGGERED
@lavender9671
@lavender9671 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
@Steve-wm1ol
@Steve-wm1ol 3 жыл бұрын
You are fortunate to be able to see the thumbs down. I cannot, but thank you for the report. I guess KZbin likes some of us better than others. Oh, wait. This was from five years ago, when KZbin was honest.
@brianparsleyspeaker
@brianparsleyspeaker 3 жыл бұрын
@@Steve-wm1ol you're 5 years late to the party
@tkogamerz2643
@tkogamerz2643 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a millennial, and I support this message.
@rsswilliams2866
@rsswilliams2866 5 жыл бұрын
1 thing I must say about John Crist is that his comedy gets better over the years. His sense of humor ages like a fine water. Ok but in all seriousness, I just got into this guy's videos like 3 days ago. I watched some of his old stuff first, which was great, but now he is even better!
@dennisstgermain4187
@dennisstgermain4187 8 жыл бұрын
I cried through the whole video........where do I send my money that I EARNED but don't deserve ???
@MelB868
@MelB868 6 жыл бұрын
Dennis I wouldn’t send money to this.
@carmengracepuentes7953
@carmengracepuentes7953 6 жыл бұрын
lmao you weren't serious, right? lmao
@victorvalenzuela7626
@victorvalenzuela7626 6 жыл бұрын
Mel B Hahahaha he is being sarcastic 😂
@ItstheSanders
@ItstheSanders 8 жыл бұрын
This is HILARIOUS!!!!! Love it!!
@llemons1894
@llemons1894 8 жыл бұрын
outstanding!!! as some wag noted, "this is what happens when every kid gets a trophy..."
@gingerunboxed7510
@gingerunboxed7510 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 I love when he takes the wallet. I about lost it. I don't see how you all did this with a straight face 😂
@samsherrard7390
@samsherrard7390 6 жыл бұрын
Turns out his glasses weren’t even real 😂
@jkell42
@jkell42 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should laugh or cry... great video!
@danvosconstructioncompanyi4651
@danvosconstructioncompanyi4651 8 жыл бұрын
cry.. first
@androssteague
@androssteague 5 жыл бұрын
The older gentleman is who really made this skit funny. His sincerity almost makes you take this seriously
@loki23521
@loki23521 8 жыл бұрын
I started crying. ....from laughing my ass off.
@justamberlee4722
@justamberlee4722 8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Z It should come with a warning: "Caution May Cause Out Poor of Bodily Liquids" While I didn't produce any tears, I did cry out laughing til I peed.
@snoophogg1177
@snoophogg1177 7 жыл бұрын
I just can’t bring myself to sponsor someone that supports ANTIFA.
@sm6jesse
@sm6jesse 3 жыл бұрын
that older actor though... so great. he nailed it.
@kathrynm9927
@kathrynm9927 5 жыл бұрын
“Annual pilgrimage to Bethel Church.” 🤣🤣🤣
@asmith799
@asmith799 5 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s actually the correct order is start a gofundme then a job. Lol
@DynamicGracer
@DynamicGracer 6 жыл бұрын
Ngl I am the millennial in the video to the tee and I still laughed really hard. You gotta be a good sport guys.
@jessicaanne8162
@jessicaanne8162 6 жыл бұрын
This was so funny 😂 I am a millennial, yet I find this stuff hilarious. Thanks for spreading some laughter in this world:)
@wildflowersmile3224
@wildflowersmile3224 5 жыл бұрын
Recommended by YT nearly 3 years later yet still funny because it is still totally relevant.
@karalindsayanderson1212
@karalindsayanderson1212 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this! This is so true it hurts! 😂😂😂 The "gofundme" part was perfect!!
@TheAndrei8
@TheAndrei8 7 жыл бұрын
Props to the older gentleman. I could not keep a straight face if I were in his shoes!! 😂😂
@gabequirino
@gabequirino 7 жыл бұрын
"Help us live the lives we portray on Instagram." 🤣🤣🤣
@blakemcmahan3960
@blakemcmahan3960 5 жыл бұрын
The older man is high key an incredible actor
@lizmoss
@lizmoss 6 жыл бұрын
“i feel like employment would stifle my creativity” honestly same 😂
@richardray2600
@richardray2600 3 жыл бұрын
Wow😂😂
@haranguemeringue8957
@haranguemeringue8957 6 жыл бұрын
“Help us live the lives we portray on Instagram.” 😂😂
@tony9554
@tony9554 8 жыл бұрын
Frickin hilariously funny and TRUE.
@timvandenbrink4461
@timvandenbrink4461 7 жыл бұрын
Tony Kern it is true. I have to interview and hire these ppl. 1 in 15 is a keeper.
@joshuahudson8889
@joshuahudson8889 5 жыл бұрын
Millennial sponsors. AKA parents
@dominicpurnell2899
@dominicpurnell2899 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I wish
@MrSanteeclaus
@MrSanteeclaus 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my finally a documentary on millennials- How did anyone keep from laughing making this? I’d take the pie if still available
@hephaestus6365
@hephaestus6365 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a so-called Millennial and this is spot on.
@Trentx79
@Trentx79 5 жыл бұрын
This was by far my favorite video of yours so far. Props to the Sponsor guy... I dont know how he did it so serious... would love to see the outtakes for this video 😂
@YouKnowMeDuh
@YouKnowMeDuh 7 жыл бұрын
I'M DYING. I can't believe none of these people cracked a smile I've been laughing the whole time!
@Steadfast_Steady_Strong
@Steadfast_Steady_Strong 8 жыл бұрын
"Annual pilgrimage to Bethel Church." 😂😂😂(Love you, Bethel Church ❤️)
@teamchris10
@teamchris10 6 жыл бұрын
I love your videos - I think they're hilarious and I hope you keep doing them forever! This was hilarious and you nailed it with the closing quote but stealing the wallet crossed a line.
@belencantu7200
@belencantu7200 Жыл бұрын
So hilarious! Straight faced the whole time!
@drinxmercury5549
@drinxmercury5549 2 жыл бұрын
How did I just NOW find this? Perfect.
@JaneCobbsHat
@JaneCobbsHat 8 жыл бұрын
I am triggered, I need my safe space kit, oh and check your privilege, there I told him.
@integra46
@integra46 8 жыл бұрын
Well if that doesn't work you can always go on social media and tell everyone how "offended" you were and that you're "outraged" and...and...and....well...that's about it.
@JaneCobbsHat
@JaneCobbsHat 8 жыл бұрын
Baller ZeroEight I can also hold my breath until my face turns purple and bang my sippy cup against my high chair.
@desertsavagery
@desertsavagery 8 жыл бұрын
JaneCobbsHat don't forget your gluten-free snacks and make sure you include a rant about your stifled creativity...
@JaneCobbsHat
@JaneCobbsHat 8 жыл бұрын
desertsavagery Just let me get into my pajamas and grab a cup of fair trade, organic coffee form the local co-op. You'll see.
@coloradoconservative1830
@coloradoconservative1830 8 жыл бұрын
Obama's Pajama Boy wants to join you.
@dennisdevore1648
@dennisdevore1648 5 жыл бұрын
This is so stinkin hilarious!!!😅😅😅 my sons are millenials who work their hinies off! Great job on this vid!😅😅😅
@dawsonmarshall4681
@dawsonmarshall4681 5 жыл бұрын
“Annual pilgrimage to Bethel Church” I’m crying 😂😂😭
@hamman_samuel
@hamman_samuel 5 жыл бұрын
But is -the furnace vent soot, er- the Angel Dust causing climate change?
@ajax77777
@ajax77777 6 жыл бұрын
When he said "Tennis Elbow" and *Sniffed* I lost it
@JennyG.COW5
@JennyG.COW5 2 жыл бұрын
This is Beautiful! 😆😄😂🤣👍👍♥ Shout out to all of us Millennials! And those who support us!
@TheGrowthAlchemistMargo
@TheGrowthAlchemistMargo 7 жыл бұрын
Literally, laughed out loud! While I know plenty of millennials who are great at "adulting", this is a hilarious video about those who can't or or don't feel like it.
@dharmadawn4572
@dharmadawn4572 8 жыл бұрын
Love this, can't stop laughing!
@eadlynjune
@eadlynjune 6 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel bad for the other 60% of millennials. I’ve never really met one like this. Technically I’m Gen X so I don’t speak on behalf of millennials but I do get it.
@AbsFabbs
@AbsFabbs 5 жыл бұрын
Eadlyn June same....every millennial I know which are all my peers have multiple jobs. But this was still funny!!
@frechstudios3129
@frechstudios3129 5 жыл бұрын
@@AbsFabbs True
@alliXo7
@alliXo7 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't don't know a single millennial, and I know a lot, who fit into this stereotype. Most of them work several jobs, still don't get benefits, and are still scraping by, even though they've cut out things like, I dunno, life sustaining medication. I get the impression that this form of satire is geared towards people who have reasons to subvert millennial opinions as invalid, though.
@DirtyPrancing
@DirtyPrancing 4 жыл бұрын
That's because it's a stereotype and most people age 25-45 don't fit into the stereotype. That's the joke
@Starfish22-kb1dn
@Starfish22-kb1dn Жыл бұрын
This is golden!! So accurate and funny
@amyl2567
@amyl2567 6 жыл бұрын
Omg! I have never laughed so hard in my life. This is too terribly accurate!
@snowyavrmobile
@snowyavrmobile 8 жыл бұрын
employment will stifle my creativity hahaha
@Draxzion
@Draxzion 8 жыл бұрын
I like the video, very funny; but who brought up this generation to act like this? Answer: Many parents from the previous generation who never explained to their children how they got to where they were at. They gave their children money instead of their time.
@MikeyPaper
@MikeyPaper 5 жыл бұрын
BINGO
@michaelduncan2392
@michaelduncan2392 5 жыл бұрын
@@MikeyPaper It always irritated me when I'd hear people saying I want my kids to have it easier than I did. The result MILLENNIALS. They failed to realize that their struggles is what made them hard working people of good Christian charactor.
@Midlife-Adventures
@Midlife-Adventures 5 жыл бұрын
I think that's an over simplification. A whole lot of factors are working together to make the job of parents who want to instill those values in their kids very difficult and sometimes pretty much impossible. Our welfare systems whilst in part good from a compassionate level (but not always) blunten the message of the consequences of a lack of effort. Our schools and universities are so heavily influenced by rights based rather than responsibility based ideology that the parents voice stands isolated again the the other authority figures in children's lives. Our family law system which rewards custody and can base any role in a child's life on how popular are with a child rewards pandering parenting and punishes parenting that tries to teach important but not always popular lessons. Yes a lot of it is parents who don't do their job but the "village" has a big role in this as well and to often ducks it's share of responsibility.
@princellasmith7562
@princellasmith7562 5 жыл бұрын
Bingo!! Like T.D. Jakes said. People are complaining about this generation like they aren't the ones who raised them. It's true!
@sydneycarton928
@sydneycarton928 5 жыл бұрын
Agree, but now it's time to GROW UP, get a helmet and get a fu*king job, and stop being the LAZIEST generation in human history.
@thechariot1x
@thechariot1x 7 жыл бұрын
I feel so blessed to have found this. I was literally just wondering if Christian Comedians were still really really subpar and you answered that question so concisely in one video! (they are in case you didn't catch it)....
@Almerbunspojul
@Almerbunspojul 4 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic! Absolutely love the older actor ❤️
@benwiinanen1455
@benwiinanen1455 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite John Crist vids
@lifetakesGRIT
@lifetakesGRIT 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my oh my oh my HILARIOUS! So blessed that my millennial is working and productive.
@AtarahDerek
@AtarahDerek 5 жыл бұрын
Sponsor me so I can pay off my student loans and buy frog juice for my hognose snake.
@katherinewilliams1875
@katherinewilliams1875 5 жыл бұрын
This was so well done. Hilarious!
@brendawallingford2276
@brendawallingford2276 6 жыл бұрын
I had tennis elbow too! I did my own “at home” physical therapy. (Like, by myself). ..9 months ...almost to the day before I felt 100%! Prayers 🙏
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 5 жыл бұрын
Who would give this a thumbs down?? This is borderline brilliant..
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcorrie8936Agree
@alwaysbl-iss6621
@alwaysbl-iss6621 5 жыл бұрын
Had to watch this several times.. You are just hilarious
@jordanmayer9470
@jordanmayer9470 8 жыл бұрын
Oh man, so funny and yet so sad. You nailed it John Crist!
@SamSamSamSameSamSamSam
@SamSamSamSameSamSamSam 5 жыл бұрын
I am a millennial and this sketch was hilarious
@ChewyChicken589
@ChewyChicken589 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's funny that we were kneecapped by the Baby Boomers before we were even born and now we get called lazy for not being able to make it in the dystopian hell hole they left us
@lifetodamax
@lifetodamax 5 жыл бұрын
The editing and testimony really pulls on the heart strings...
@amatullahgreen
@amatullahgreen 3 жыл бұрын
What's a millennium? I'm a Muslim so I'm not sure what that is. I love this guy's channel. Learned so much about christianity. It seems about confusing but it's fun watching this guy
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 3 жыл бұрын
millennials are an age group
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