Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 19 Cut)

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Any questions, refer to here. pastebin.com/U2NrTCP1

[@bumbaaclaaat2866]

You doing a great job dude

[@robinreyburn4261]

​@@bumbaaclaaat2866😊😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅. 😊😅😊

[@uteb.3298]

Cooking while pissed is legendary stuff

[@sgroennings5953]

And a real show on KZbin. It was wonderful, by the way! My Drunk Kitchen.

[@HYP3R_Brody]

@@sgroennings5953 and (technically) cold ones ?

[@DJSonicScotland]

If only he actually did that show "Cooking Whilst Pissed" - it's all I'd ever watch!

[@SamuelBlack84]

Reminds me of the pissed bakers in Viz

[@aemelnick]

I want to see his nature show.

[@simonkevnorris]

There used to be a TV Chef in the UK called Keith Floyd who did almost that - he may start out sober but he'd drink wine throughout the show.

[@RIXRADvidz]

Thanks for always piling these togetther. I like having a reason not to get out of my chair. at 420 in the afternoon, nudge nudge hint hint, when this is over at 530ish, it'll be time to order in.

[@잭-p3d]

Not everyday I hope

[@DeanMoxley87]

4:2o here too at 7:12am

[@Callhouse]

My favourite series of this segment. So many legendary jokes. And I always think of Ed's 'Core two apples' joke when I'm preparing my kids' snack or see two apples in a bowl...or when someone's talking about how brilliant their iphone is for a bit too long.

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

Interesting to see this show working during the pandemic

[@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs]

We cant lock ourselves away forever and covid isnt going anywhere.

[@matthewbarratt6145]

He got down on one knee, "Will you marry me?" he asked. She flushed. "Couldn't this have waited until I was off the toilet?"

[@rowanaboat4523]

rye and air

[@Vvince68]

rye and air

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

The delayed reaction rofl 😂

[@RatelHBadger]

Only just got it...

[@alexraine4375]

It was the pause that made it.

[@amandajones8841]

Rye.... and air...

[@dropbearkellyevehammond4446]

I live for these ccollections. thank yyou so much !

[@retrograde1999]

People saying the show has tanked. If it did, it wouldn't still be going. Banger

[@aemelnick]

IMHO it's better than ever.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

Some people just have to endlessly cry about shit.

[@JeremyForTheWin]

this aged badly

[@mariannerognerud]

"Wouldn't bang her"

[@dark_neverland]

Ed byrne doing fake pissed (drunk) is hilarious

[@seeingthepattern]

Hugh skipping is everything this country needs.

[@samgardiner585]

"There's a diagram... of a boobs" is such an underrated line

[@merlapittman5034]

I still laugh like a fool at Hugh's dinosaur impression! 😂

[@aemelnick]

Not to mention his "skipping for president"-and Sukh's reaction.

[@FroggoExplorer]

Uncle Roger got everywhere

[@JeremyForTheWin]

Ayyyy yaaaa

[@neilfleming2787]

I love the 'egg plant' joke

[@Arcturuseyes]

Ed, please do a Cooking While Pissed show on KZbin

[@blaa6]

54:59 With all the Harry Potter jokes over the years, I was hoping someone would finally make this kind of joke or remark about the author.

[@kennyhagan5781]

We need a show like this in America..... and Hugh Dennis doing cameos on it.

[@dark_neverland]

The only problem is that I think the US is too conservative with humor in a lot of ways like in a mainstream format. Like sure a lot of the jokes from MTW don't always hold up and sometimes border that line between funny and offensive but there's a different sense of what's off limits and not off limits in most of Europe compared to us here in the States

[@ghomerhust]

@@dark_neverland i agree. americans are a "stick in the mud" compared to EVERYWHERE else. we need to lighten up and stop taking offense to everything. this type of humor is what the entire world needs these days

[@phunkymind23]

You'd have to add "poop" at the end of each joke, or they won't get it.

[@LoneKharnivore]

This round is a direct copy of Whose Line Is It Anyway's "scenes from a hat."

[@STaylBread]

@@LoneKharnivore I’m not surprised, Dan Patterson created them both. Or at least had a lot of influence

[@MrSigillumDiaboli]

In hindsight, the Ryanair joke was top tier

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

The bald fancy guy is the kind of guy I’d like to have do an audiobook of various romance novels. His voice is perfect for it. And I’m not even joking, when I say that. I have a bit of a love for romance novels, lol. Especially cheesy ones like middle-aged single aunts in the late-80s to early-2000s would read while taking a candlelit bubble bath.

[@HeyItsAJOmega]

I assume you're talking about Tom Allen? I agree actually, his voice is dreamy! I'd happily listen to anything he's narrating 😊

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

@@HeyItsAJOmega yes, him. Sorry, didn’t know his name, lol.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

​@@Blizzard0fOz93lmao, to be fair that is a pretty accurate description.

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

@@Pagliacci_Rex thanks, lol.

[@iim4xii129]

41:55 Absolutely cried laughing, trying not to wake anyone up! 🤣

[@Tebanovich]

One of the best gags ever!!!

[@retrograde1999]

wait a minute. THAT'S UNCLE ROGER!

[@echo3xo]

return of the king

[@isabelseton-browne5712]

What's the name of the comedian who made the statue joke at 1:07:31 ?

[@mindlessgonzo]

Ahir Shah

[@jbcatz5]

“The Dark Ages, when people refused to pay their power bill.”

[@AdamNRG316]

Eds "fuck you call me you grey faced twat" has got me in absolute tears of laughter. Was so unexpected.

[@josephtelfer8061]

5:20. Brilliant. Can't stop laughing😂

[@brianhkdk]

Spermwhales? Could they be the reason the ocean is so salty? Old joke, but it still made me laugh though :-D

[@sgroennings5953]

20:20 Hard to tell when the camp started!

[@cindytrusty6598]

The joy in all the people making this made me so happy I immediately subscribed. Now I'm making pide for dinner this week! Thank you!!

[@phunkymind23]

"Woood" gets me every time.

[@ocbyn]

We want more from Camp David.

[@aemelnick]

10:43 is so stupid but I can't stop laughing.

[@emptycradle1304]

39:04 "She flushed, "At least wait until I'm out of the bathroom..."

[@BenHydeSPARKScience]

1:08:34 I believe Ahir flips off Ed as he is walking back from the mic. Why? back it up a minute and watch the two times Ed and Ahir approach the mic, at the same time and Ed just ignores Ahir and goes straight to the mic. Tell me I'm wrong.

[@andrewleah1983]

You’re wrong.

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

23:44 i mean, I get where she's going with the joke, but there are like tens of thousands of animated porn movies.

[@triPixel]

*millions. trust me there's always more than you think

[@SamuelBlack84]

There's something about the animated ones that sometimes make them more appealing for dome reason

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

@@triPixel if there are millions, then there are also tens of thousands. And no, I don't trust you.

[@simonkevnorris]

Who is the female comedian at 37:55?

[@mindlessgonzo]

I believe that's Ria Lina.

[@simonkevnorris]

@@mindlessgonzo Thanks for that - I googled the name and it came back with some videos of her.

[@loritracy1385]

Thank you 🌺

[@heatherfyffe3618]

Hold on, I'm seeing Uncle Roger?!? Amazing! :D

[@MrHitchhicker]

1:11:11 - he resigned, and somehow STILL is at Nr. 10..

[@annnee6818]

5:28 I didn't get that one but they all seemed to like it, I want in

[@filafomossa]

He's referencing Star Trek, and how they teleport/beam down to the planets, in this instance they obviously didn't check the temperature on the planet and it was hot.

[@annnee6818]

@@filafomossa oh... Why didn't I get that. Thanks😉

[@brandonhughes179]

5:48--what is Angela's mistake? It sounds right to me

[@Kerriangel]

She tried to say Millennial Falcon instead of Millennium Falcon but stumbled over the pronunciation

[@diestormlie]

Saying 'Fulcan' rather than 'Falcon'.

[@yesdcotchin]

@@diestormlie for some reason my autopilot UK/Ireland pronunciation is on even when quoting/referencing Star Wars, so I can empathise with Angela here

[@warwickannear4788]

I'm surprised anyone followed Maisie onto the stage after her '3 stone lighter' (at 1:11:00).

[@RatelHBadger]

3 stone... that's a good effort from anyone, let alone someone her size.

[@RatelHBadger]

3 stone... that's a good effort from anyone, let alone someone her size.

[@MuchWhittering]

23:50 Hate to break it to you love, there is a LOT of animated pornography out there.

[@Khronogi]

Tough crowd in these comments

[@leefriedman3067]

2:30 for my own laughs

[@dark_neverland]

(Finally found it, ed gamble.) Who's the guy that looks similar to rhys james? I can't find him in the panelist list on the mtw wikipedia.

[@scotshaver]

Who is the lovely redhead in the green dress?

[@Jimlaad43]

Did anyone else hear the fart at 1:06:26?

[@AutisticPersona]

That was a throat clearing. :)

[@happivaras]

Olga Gold 😊😅😂 🥇🥇🥇

[@whinygothbaby]

Ryanair.

[@jackywackydoodah2821]

4:39 4:46 14:22

[@glambox92]

Damn this show used to be so good! Poor Hugh, he’s still got jokes for days thank god 🤣

[@RatelHBadger]

Rye..... and air.... I'll come back...

[@CaffineDangerHeart]

Hey are you going to do a series 20?

[@GAGL.Evolution]

43:56😮

[@mrmac2340]

Rye... and air.

[@happivaras]

6:57~7:02 😱😱😱

[@Cauin450]

Or as the Aztecs called it, smashed testicle fruit on toast.

[@ROOKTABULA]

That bald guy is SO but funny! How does he get on TV?

[@andrewleah1983]

34:17 Gunnar Gunnarson?

[@jeremyubeaud3081]

What's the name of the black lady please? Thank you

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Can I get a timestamp for reference?

[@bolt4516]

Ohhhhh Ryanair

[@Paul-sj5db]

1:06:00 was the best bit when Angela fell on her ass.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Maisie is such a cutie 😍

[@JRA73]

Praise the Lord i've found this series, even though I practice Atheism.....

[@nickthefox72]

Noice!!

[@gigg11c]

Only hugh dennis stands out.

[@brendanm6921]

Come on, Ed Byrne is still brilliant.

[@Imperial-Socialist]

Anyone else feel like Ed and Dara drop acid together before filming sometimes?

[@zerg9523]

We can play in the comments, reply with yours. Things a headteacher shouldn’t say…

[@fishwhisperer262]

uncle Roger is the man

[@GAGL.Evolution]

Wrap music 😊😅😂

[@YubelMalevolent]

I would watch the fuck out of the nature doc Ed Byrne hosted

[@JohnFleshman]

I never realized other countries Hate 45* as much as I do. Warms my heart to hear all the wicked smart jokes at his and his Cultists expense.

[@crazydinosaur8945]

we hate him just as much as you, if not more, since we didnt vote him in but still have to deal with him. dont do it agian pls

[@JohnFleshman]

@@crazydinosaur8945 I've voted Blue across the board for the last decade. you can't blame me.

[@crazydinosaur8945]

@@JohnFleshman well i don't blame you. i blame the country that somehow let the guy with the least votes win

[@liketheroman]

Tee hee.

[@johnb8956]

The standard of this show has definitely tanked over the last few series, but there’s still at least some funny ones in there

[@hocke74ify]

All focus on woke - and not enough on joke

[@Genevieve1023]

@@hocke74ify It was always a pretty "woke" show though.

[@BroZellyGaming]

The fake audience pisses me off

[@arandombox5176]

It's not a fake audience

[@Orangeeclipse15]

It was done virtually

[@goodiesguy]

I didn't think it could get any worse than Series 18, I was wrong....

[@stephenswistchew7720]

Remember there is no live audience for this show you Benny hill lookalike

[@andiburton4501]

Some funny bits, but declining every series......

[@nickmail7604]

Ed Byrne, Frankley Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and so on, who else remembers when this show was must watch TV? Its a shame that right on, woke comedians and some really quite unfunny women guests killed this show. I miss Dara as well.

[@ericosb4503]

Angela Barns doing the “I did it first” stuff really pissed me off.

[@derekspitz9225]

Remember when Mock the Week used to be funny?

[@familyhelpdeskhelpdesk270]

well that's at least 2 of us with a looong memory!

[@brianlaudrupchannel]

Yeah but diversity is cool

[@derekspitz9225]

@@brianlaudrupchannel I'm going to assume sarcasm.

[@brianlaudrupchannel]

@@derekspitz9225 correct

[@lesleykirk3308]

T

[@dbking4194]

Sorry… not funny.

[@emmad4308]

Have you considered just not watching the video? It's very easy to do, and it costs nothing.

[@annnee6818]

@@emmad4308 Lol, good one, few more who could do with the message

[@emmad4308]

@@annnee6818 IKR? Especially as I said, it's free! $0!! Zilch! If my dumbass can click off things I'm not enjoying without commenting something about not liking it, anyone can!! Yet people still persist with doing it.

[@stephenswistchew7720]

I bet you could not come up with any thing funny to say as quick as these guys this is not scripted or rehearsed pure of the cuff there are two types of people people who can and people who cant and you are definitely a cant

[@dbking4194]

@@stephenswistchew7720 They are being handsomely paid to do this and it is being broadcast as a “funny show”. My skills as a comedian are irrelevant. As a funny show it is still not funny. Imagine going to a restaurant and complaining that the food is terrible and the chef comes out and states “well could you do any better?”. So that is your defence of an unfunny show is it?

[@Monsoon-sd6vr]

Gone Woke !!!!

[@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if]

Who T F told Tom Allan he was funny, a comedian he is not.

[@brianlaudrupchannel]

God this show had a huge downgrade

[@richardsteven3935]

Bbc letting racists on the show lol.