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[@bygonewonders]

They're making a movie about a game of nothing but blocks, and they cast the roundest possible actor's

[@limol5375]

Your comment made my day😂

[@leongay3190]

just like deadpool 3

[@quehunyt]

​@@leongay3190 huh? You're trying to say Deadpool was supposed to look like blocks?

[@plasmawarper5837]

Thats what happens when dei is the golden calf to hollywood

[@BurritoRoll]

@@quehunytthat’s the kind of person you ignore 😂 dude has some grudges in those 100+ comments I bet. And you don’t need to read past the latest comments.

[@JackRabbit1234]

Im convinced this is a humiliation ritual for Jason Mamoa. The Rock , John Cena , and Kevin Hart all went through the same ritual.

[@daisyfaye3630]

Right. Like wtf happened to this once piece of prime man meat? He’s must of done something really bad.

[@MunKeeButt67]

@@JackRabbit1234 they have to appear in drag at least once in the 10 films they are contracted. It's happened to lots of them. That's why there's so many sequels and "verses" now. 🍆🍩/👗=💰 is the Hollywood formula 🙃

[@RealParadox85]

Kevin Hart's entire career is a humiliation ritual

[@MattyMcCritic]

​@@daisyfaye3630accepting the role would be the something wrong he did.

[@hazsneax]

@@daisyfaye3630 Your lust leads your thoughts and yet you likely ponder on why life hits the way it does in your direction. Self reflection is key, slut shaming should make a comeback.

[@nekkog1744]

Momoa got a look on his face like hes thinking "I really need to start reading the scripts before i sign on"

[@KevinVideo]

There's a meme of that face going around right now that says "When you walk into a GameStop and they don't call you 'Ma'am'."

[@marqod1437]

Maybe he's trying to remember if he got the lump sum or opted for a revenue split.

[@ZER0O9]

​@@KevinVideo I said that earlier, he straight up looks like gamestop ma'am.

[@deadnorth8648]

Can he even read...🤔

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@KevinVideo warnerbruh said that it's for kids! 😂

[@moseszero3281]

They put a girl insulting steve in the trailer -- that is ALL you need to know about the people that made this abomination.

[@venusstar2963]

Jack Black playing Steve in the first place is an insult.

[@vanguardRailgun924]

The movie should have just been full animation. Why they’re using regular people is beyond me.

[@HiddenStr3ngth]

Prolly trying to do a jumanji sort of thing.

[@inciacci549]

Pixels aren't inclusive enough

[@CallieFan]

​@@TheSoCalledZoner1 imagine if you never shut up

[@Atomizer74]

I was actually thinking the same thing. Sometimes I can appreciate mixed styles, but with this, just make the whole movie animated.

[@Raccoon-Formers]

If they made the people blocky they’d be nightmare fuel😬

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

How did Jason Momoa go from being a mega badass in Dune to being in the same movie as Jack Black? I feel like it's a fall from grace.

[@Revkor]

dude he was a badass in SG Atlantis

[@sniggles05]

This happens when you live a too expensive life. Then you have to sign for all you can to get more money.

[@AnkardTan]

they used up the rock so they hired the rock from temu

[@jb3290]

He looks like a trailer park trans person

[@yestonymontana2257]

no they're both idiots

[@David4321-u6r]

Can they not find an actor who isn’t Jack Black?😂

[@aquavitae3824]

Evil sticks together.

[@sup3414]

Seperate the art from the artist, snowflake.

[@VaTzRaDz]

Right like where's all the new up-and-coming Illuminati puppets ? . I'll throw my name in that hat for an upcoming gig.😂

[@MaxBraver555]

If not, they’ll hire Dwayne Johnson

[@James.B.Russell]

It's cuz Jack is a 👃

[@alexandriajohnson6656]

With Momoa looking like he stumbled blindfolded into a Thrift store & put on whatever he touched & Jack Black looking likeJack Black, it's a Hard Pass 🤮

[@user-us5dr2qi2r]

Jack Black can only ever be Jack Black he is not a actor, and he bloody well is not STEVE. And wtf is Jason Monona even wearing.

[@ajanilynx]

Ikr

[@carlchapman4053]

@@ajanilynx JAson Gaymoa

[@Herr.P]

Body positive Steve.

[@Wanten-the-stormtrooper]

Unless you have someone with a firm hand breathing down his neck like Miyamoto was with the Mario movie, but there's no one like that in Hollywood anymore.

[@AJsWorld]

Right, I have never seen a film where Jack Black isn't playing Jack Black. I think back to School of Rock and I see him here for 2 seconds and he's just exactly the same but with a grey beard.

[@johnmichaels4330]

After jack blacks comments, we dont watch his crap.

[@zoeledwards6617]

When I saw Jack Black in it, I immediately say “passed” on it. Thank goodness Kevin Hart is not in it.

[@ajanilynx]

😂

[@rcrawford42]

Kevin Hart will be playing Herobrine.

[@LiberalsArePoop]

Kevin Hart is the death of entertainment.

[@toadynamite8141]

But that means he's somewhere loose!

[@UKARCADES2015]

Mf kevin hart can be a ender man then ! Lol .

[@giulizpaviz6381]

The moment Jack Black said "I am Steve" I responded "No, you're not..."

[@xipheonj]

My first thought was actually "well at least they didn't bring Steve into this" "...why is his shirt blue, he had better not say that he's" **ambulance sirens**

[@dragon509100]

This movie would have been better if it were all animation, including the characters minus the realistic look to it

[@Speedstreak]

I agree.

[@SapphireKnight675]

ditto, they have the world about right, but seriously, just Green Screen, animate the characters too, probably won't save it, but still

[@CommDante]

Agreed, pretty much 'anything but this' hehe 😋

[@peterbelanger4094]

Should it even BE a movie? Well, they already did Battleship. What's next? PONG!...... the movie?

[@CommDante]

@@peterbelanger4094 Well, the Minesweeper from College humor looked kinda interesting, compared to todays standards. was just a silly joke back then. 😋

[@Tsagia]

Do you see now why in the first Matrix movie,Morpheus said that the pinnacle of human civilization was somewhere around 1999?

[@lizzfrmhon]

Word

[@chrisleyhe9039]

Trying to "movie-ize" Minecraft is stupid enough as it is. It's like trying to cyber-attack the Amish, or burn down a submarine.

[@notsure6915]

Cyber attack the Amish 😂 Omfg you just killed me

[@Xbalanque84]

Or flying a rocket to the sun at night.

[@ternodons3090]

Or making a ton of sequels nobody asked for. Glad that's not what the world has come to.

[@vissermatt1058]

You could totally make s minecraft ip movie, im not sure on why they choose this style though. Live action humans in a cgi fest had a niche place in the market, until the star wars prequals and then disney invented the volume... And now its a major sign of low quality everything.

[@honkler5974]

Funny you say that fires have happened on and destroyed submarines

[@jenni5104]

Also, a friendly reminder that Jason Momoa once said that if you support Trump, he doesn't want you to see his movies.

[@dougfisher2060]

That's fine. I won't be seeing this.

[@plasmawarper5837]

Hes not getting my money

[@jhnyjoejoe69]

He should have auditioned for the minecraft pig role since he he has the same uneven eyes.

[@lilybelden9405]

guess i have to see the minecraft movie now.

[@jenni5104]

@@lilybelden9405 You do you, pumpkin. 👍

[@ProtoNecron]

Truly the most "modern audience" movie ever made.

[@sup3414]

How?

[@James.B.Russell]

​@sup3414 the characters are: muscle man in pink, fatbla, zoomerbait, jewfro kid and Jack Black

[@theoriginalman9426]

@@James.B.Russell Are you serious? THAT'S the reason why you guys are hating on it? not because its real life put in minecraft? not because its hyper-realistic and weird looking? not because its live action and not animated? but because of THESE reasons? wtf what a load of baloney, you're complaining about a guy wearing pink in a movie about fucking cubes lmao.

[@damigamermx-us8291]

@@theoriginalman9426cry about it

[@buffsniper]

​@@James.B.Russelldon't forget The Borderlands ahh jokes

[@SirMeowsAlot89]

It may not be a movie for adults. But Minecraft launched in 2011. People are adults now who grew up playing it.. maybe they should have factored that in.

[@danielsdimension2003]

This movie looks like a lazy cash grab.

[@ajanilynx]

Ikr

[@Rebrn-bk5em]

My thoughts exactly. They know millions of kids will beg to see this

[@gerrade71278]

It also looks a lot like Warner Brothers Lego movie. Just less funny.

[@renderthevoiid9104]

Well duh thats the whole point of makimg movies. Is to make money. Its a career

[@Raskolnikov70]

@@renderthevoiid9104 If they wanted this movie to make money, it wouldn't look like....... well, this.

[@WatchMeWatchStuff]

Hollywood is terrified of casting new actors. And they ritually humiliate the ones they control

[@MrC0WM00]

It looks like one of those toy commercials where the kids are playing in a CGI world and then it transitions to the kids playing with toys the real world.

[@ajanilynx]

Ikr

[@Dante02d12]

Kotaku already went with the "This movie is not meant for you" narrative, lmao!

[@dylan-reece]

Jason's got that lunch lady in drag look down perfect!

[@DoomBowser64]

The big chick also looks like a lunch lady😂

[@kurotenshi8100]

@@DoomBowser64 ngl I thought the original comment was referring to her xD

[@gerrade71278]

Lol

[@JamorrisTyson]

Oh no a man in pink it's funny how pink used to be a boy color and blue a girl's but we changed it and now we follow modern color gender like it the law

[@Satans_Legion_of_Evil]

​@@JamorrisTyson The use of blue for boys and pink for girls originated in the 1950's, and there was no switch. Before the 1950's, women wore both blue and pink dresses (along with other colored dresses), while men often wore blue suits. Pink was sometimes associated with boys when red was associated with men, but that was an age-related color system, not a sex-related one. Also, blue and pink are not exclusively used for sex labeling; no one thinks of girls liking blue as "gay", but many modern people seem to think that boys liking pink are gay or even trans (maybe because of Barbie or princesses). Because Jason Mamoa is wearing both a pink jacket and a wig, people that are used to most movies being woke think that the movie might make him gay (maybe they will, but I'm not expecting anything), but maybe they'll turn him into some weird 1980's hipster (despite Minecraft not even existing until 2009). Jason Mamoa in pink isn't the biggest problem that people have with the movie, and neither is the random black fat woman; it's either the horrible CGI, or Jack Black as Minecraft Steve. A middle-aged fat guy with a black and gray beard playing a slim and muscular adult with brown hair and a beard stubble (and also wearing light-blue V-neck sweater, with another light-blue shirt underneath, instead of a light-blue jacket) sounds very Borderland-ish.

[@DCI_LeoDan_]

Why's everyone fat?

[@cheapgamz]

Fat is the new Black

[@ninjabearpress2574]

Once again the trailer itself convinced me to save my money, thanks.

[@Worldfire_Interactive]

Yeah remember when cleverly cut trailers used to trick us into watching garbage? Now they can’t even find 2 minutes of footage in an entire film to spin into a convincing lie 😂

[@ninjabearpress2574]

@@Worldfire_Interactive Agreed.

[@renderthevoiid9104]

Mimecraft is a garbage game. This looks funny atleast

[@ninjabearpress2574]

@@renderthevoiid9104 Hey a lot of people might enjoy this movie, it's not for me to say.

[@alienfac32]

looks like they asked chatgpt for a script.. a Modern script..

[@jacotromp59581]

Jack Black and Jason Mamoa can kiss their careers goodbye.

[@Mary_Puppins]

What did Jason Momoa do?? lol

[@foxboy6145]

@Mary_Puppins He agreed to this.

[@ikecarr5989]

​@@foxboy6145Momoa is a rather likeable dude who seems like someone you can hang out with. Anymore, Jack Black, looks and acts like the crazy homeless guy you can't legally get rid of. Not too mention his cheering on his Tenacious D bandmate's pro Trump assassination birthday wish.

[@foxboy6145]

@ikecarr5989 Well, I know Momoa doesn't want Trump supporters to be fans of his. And again, he agreed to be in this, showing he doesn't gave sound judgement. But yeah, Jack seems to have went with a career suicide speedrun, and has lost any and all goodwill he might have had left. I don't even know if I can watch the Mario movie anymore SOLELY because of him.

[@Wanten-the-stormtrooper]

​@@foxboy6145I'd still be happy to watch the Mario movie since Shigeru Miyamoto basically kept the politics out of the movie and as a result IMO Jack plays Bowser pretty well, but I can also understand why you wouldn't want to watch it since yeah, it's pretty horrendous to see how far he's fallen since then.

[@deviantknight7009]

If it's not for adults, then why are there adults as main characters?

[@obiwankenobi661]

as a child, i dont feel represented.

[@KainaX122]

As a Minecraft fan, all I can say is, “No, God! Please no! No! *_NOOOOOOOO!!”_*

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

This movie is our Toby.

[@MrStephanInc]

Kind of ironic that you quoted Michael Scott from The Office, considering that Steve Carell was at one point supposed to star in this movie before Jason Momoa and Jack Black did.

[@KainaX122]

@@MrStephanInc that is ironic. But hey, it was just the perfect expression of my disgust at this trailer 😂

[@schmittywobberganggermanson]

They made the Piglins the villains which doesn't make any sense instead of the Illagers(literal raiders in the game) because it might offend people with GRAY SKIN 😭😭😭

[@nonamejellyfish2571]

What is with Jack Black looking like he's preparing to play Karl Marx?

[@rcrawford42]

He wants to be Karl Marx -- paid to write evil nonsense and screw other peoples' wives.

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

He's playing him in real life.

[@ColKlink-pk9yx]

Or pedo-Karl-Marx. Sadly he's got the "look".

[@AliceInBlunderland666]

Yeah I was gonna say he probably identifies as him.

[@dannysarco6743]

LMAO!!!!! On the nose!

[@Dark_Kommissar]

Jason Mamoa looks like he’s playing a flamboyant hairdresser from the 1970s.

[@richardstrand2130]

Not sure why this wasn’t fully animated. Looks like real people in front of AI.

[@j0hnf_uk]

That's because it is.

[@Ravalin]

the trailer looks like a generic pharmaceutical ad. Full expect to have someone narrate the side effects as the trailer goes on.

[@dougfisher2060]

Don't take too much Flintstones vitamins, kids.

[@emiranda2491]

The fan movie is 1000 times better than what Hollywood just deficated out.

[@random__joe]

Fan movie? Where can I watch?

[@emiranda2491]

@@random__joe If you type Minecraft Story mode movie, you will find it. It is under Wazzy channel.

[@t.e.d.d7177]

​@@random__joehe means the animated ones like falling Kingdom,songs of war…etc

[@linked2dio26]

​@random__joe ive seen one from 2014 that was better than this shit. It was a short film of Steve saving his pet wolf that was stolen.

[@scottwatson6763]

This one?

[@wam3863]

I’ve never liked Jack Black. I will never understand the appeal.

[@MisterMick113]

He appeals to the losers who relate to him. Went to school with a kid who reminds me of him and he thinks he's great.

[@davidcooke8005]

The Tenacious D album is actually pretty brilliant. Nothing else he's done has been exceptional.

[@premiumdude8353]

Even without jack black, this would still fail.

[@foxboy6145]

Or it might fail IN PART due to him.

[@leongay3190]

@@foxboy6145 it may make a billion dollars

[@pierrechateaux1954]

In all honesty, i would have watched it (pir8) if not for jack african american

[@Yayofangamer16]

​@@leongay3190 Nope, Nintendo drone

[@leonardoa4820]

It might fail because of him. Who the fuck wants a hobo Steve

[@Gumbatron01]

Minecraft the movie, starting Jack Black as Karl Marx.

[@TWIXTIMA0]

Never tought I'd live to see transgender Jason mamoa in a minecraft movie .

[@ExpertAssass1n]

Humiliation ritual

[@herkload]

The fact that he accepted the role is embarrassing. I used to really admire him when he played aqua man back in the day, but damn he really sold out.

[@gsleo2396]

Looks more like a drag queen.

[@Jacy-dx6dx]

Pink is a nice color for characters like Mcfly but... Not Mamoa

[@cardinmalone4974]

Supergay Jason Mamoa

[@iakatat2]

Why do they keep casting jack in movies? He’s like a death touch at this point.

[@Themasktrooper]

They said they want it to avoid a Ugly Sonic situation now Ugly Sonic got the last laugh

[@dread9030]

Piglins wouldn't be in the overworld. They would turn into zombie piglins.

[@fierwether]

"It's Aqua-MA'AM!"

[@garyroachsanderson7012]

😭

[@swordmonkey5932]

It doesn't help that a lot of people dont like Jack Black because of his political soap boxing

[@Onering80]

Minecraft: Your only limitation is your imagination. Writers for a Modern Audience: Their greatest detriment is their imagination. So they are making a movie based on a game which excels due to boundless imagination being written by writers that have no imagination. Where is the Blizzcon red-shirt guy when you need him? Cause if this isn't an April fools joke.................

[@monkeydmaverick]

lol. The irony

[@bonniebeauty]

My kid loves Minecraft. I'm not paying for this garbage. Minecraft Steve is not over weight and does not have a gray beard. Did they really have to put the word "hell" in a kids movie?

[@imacactus2]

Profane language right in the trailer. Coupled with Jack Black I won't go anywhere near this, nor will my family.

[@CanadianBalll]

This trailer is god awful.

[@liamphibia]

We went from getting excited from a Sonic Movie trailer to THIS?!

[@techpriest4787]

It already starts with the music... The same generic "bam bam bam" nonsense. As if Minecraft OST did not have its own identity. It is perfect for wonder moments. And then they show a pink sheep... Punkcraft.

[@taterpun6211]

Way to ruin the good video game movies streak

[@renderthevoiid9104]

What exactly is bad about it? Looks funny

[@CanadianBalll]

@@renderthevoiid9104 guess my biggest issues is why it wasn’t all animated like the Lego movie. Using real people looks awful. The people themselves look like dimwits with how they look and dress. And Jack Black as Steve? Like talk about a major missed casting. Dude looks like a hobo.

[@southboundguitar]

Jason M. playing a transformer is the equivalent to Martin Lawrence in a dress. Matt Williams was right.

[@weebamf]

"What the hell" lady looking at sheep. Thats what I said looking at her.

[@sup3414]

A black woman triggered you? Good lord, kid🤦

[@theoriginalman9426]

What? why? is this some kind of joke?

[@rogerborg]

"Well, _that_ just happened!"

[@pegeta]

She looks completely out of place on so many levels.

[@generalcheese6783]

​@@theoriginalman9426 there's no joke it's just racism

[@alexander1274]

Is nobody going to mention how the human rendering into the Minecraft world looks AWFUL?

[@terminator6950]

Why is it so impossible to make a movie for fans of a franchise nowadays?

[@tylere.8436]

Because Hollywood cares about the dollar and attention

[@VornaTruth]

The woke message

[@Beldhan]

because they don't make movie for the fan anymore, they make it for twitter!

[@Power5]

@@tylere.8436 not many dollars rolling in from garbage like this. Maybe the movie will be better than the trailer but not going to be holding my breath. Maybe they will see how hated the live characters are and just CGI the entire movie. I mean why not? 99% of the movie is CGI so just make an animated minecraft movie. You know, like Lego movie which was a huge success. Sorry, that movie had 2 people in it for about 5 minutes of screen time.

[@utrock5067]

Especially when it's fans that actually do this better.

[@elmergloo3259]

If they animated the Minecraft movie like with the same care as The Super Mario movie, they could have made so much money. Even with Jack Black as the main character voice it would have done okay, but how many of the millions of Minecraft gamers want to see live actors in the Minecraft universe?

[@Reifirup]

The modern audience, all 50 of them.

[@phungo8606]

Jack Black seems to be the harbinger of death for movies lately.

[@wolfzend5964]

Super Mario Bros was probably his final successful movie. After everything that happened, I doubt anyone cares about him anymore,

[@foxboy6145]

@wolfzend5964 Or you have people like me actively hoping for his downfall, and wanting him to be blacklisted from the industry. But yeah, wishing death upon a presidential candidate is NOT a good look. Bet Australia might ban it.

[@info0]

@@wolfzend5964 he was the voice of Bowser. No-one saw him on screen. He has good voice, but as an actor he is lacking so much.

[@xipheonj]

@@foxboy6145 Jack Black didn't wish that, Kyle Gas did, and it basically broke up the band when he retracted his apology. He was clearly against it, hence the forced apology Kyle had to make in the first place. There's plenty to hate him for without this witch hunt crap.

[@dougfisher2060]

​@@xipheonjJust because he didn't say it doesn't mean he's against it. And he would've said it if it was his birthday.

[@funzario144]

0:17 I feel Concord vibes. The character creator obviously found a new job in Hollywood.

[@younger544]

Jack Black is literally the same character in every movie he is in.

[@glamrockfoxy6667]

Right

[@dougfisher2060]

Now he's some 55 year old manchild with a midlife crisis.

[@Mr_Triscuit]

And I don't think that character suits the role of Steve very well at all.

[@shokujinki]

I was honestly expecting him to say he is Jack Black

[@Mr_Triscuit]

@@shokujinki Honestly that probably would have made it way less cringe.

[@js100serch]

Wait!!. If I'm not mistaken The Beatles never allowed their music to be used in commercials, they said they didn't want their music to be connected to a brand, what happened?. A movie trailer is commercial, for what is basically a product.

[@Imperyon]

Well they died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@js100serch]

@@Imperyon hahahaha... hey, there's still two of them alive

[@MattGraves01]

Minecraft doesn't even work as a film. It has no story to adapt.

[@j0hnf_uk]

They'll no doubt use the same, tired old plot of having got trapped in the Minecraft world and need to perform certain tasks, (with the help of Steve), in order to escape.

[@avalond1193]

Wait till you see the trailer to the Tetris movie in development

[@xboxemoji4773]

@@avalond1193Tetris?!? Next they’ll make a candy crush and bejeweled movie😂

[@tusharrajkonwar2378]

​@@xboxemoji4773We need a Temple Run movie tho.

[@rcrawford42]

You could make a Minecraft movie, since it's an open world, but it would take creativity. I'd love to have seen it packed full of in-jokes, cameos by Minecraft KZbinrs, and more a celebration of the game than a piece of "modern audience" trash.

[@mathisntmybestsubject8440]

This is what happens when powerful-but-tone-deaf multi-million dollar corporations don't listen to what fans want and instead gives them what they think would be popular.

[@poohbair88able]

Showed this to my kids and told them I would take them to see this if they didn't clean their rooms. Needless to say, the rooms are spotless

[@z-rex6068]

😂

[@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074]

This is how discipline is taught.

[@Franetzky]

LOL

[@benjaminhoak9884]

So... what dirt do they have on JM? I cant understand why he would let his agent put him in this.

[@jbourbon3734]

Up until now, I didn't think it was possible to screw up with something as simple as Minecraft.

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

Holy shit, Hollywood just keeps going from L to L.

[@smbd1234]

When Jack Black appeared I scream saying that F%&# isn't Steve

[@WhoCaresAnymoreTho]

They better change the characters ASAP like they did sonic

[@jaegerbomb269]

Jason is like, "god, please may Dune Messiah start filming soon. I need that to save my career."

[@ElectricalExistence]

i cant stand that guy. i saw a vid of him feeling up an 11yo girl.

[@James.B.Russell]

​@@ElectricalExistence 🤯🤯🤯

[@timothywong7280]

I don't think he had any idea how many movies he signed on when he agreed to be Duncan Idaho … I don't think his agent told him that …

[@Lucifer.Z.]

link?

[@mrdeckard1076]

Didn’t his character die in the first Dune?

[@HeyCraze]

As a person that's played Minecraft for well over 15 years; I was going like "WTF Is this! This Makes No Sense!!" I'm still going on like that!

[@frittsbitts]

My son is 13 and asked if I saw the trailer. He mentioned how dumb it was BEFORE I had any input, this movie will be super sanitized and made for everyone and no-one at the same time.

[@Deansontoast69]

Its jason momos humiliation ritual time by the looks of things. Hes going deeper into the "club"

[@ryanmiller-nh4cl]

This is unacceptable everyone knows Minecraft and it should have been easy for them instead of making Jumanji slop type of movie.

[@Raximus3000]

It is not even Jumanji slop! Getting into a game as a character is a good idea, but they are obviously not there as characters.

[@ryanmiller-nh4cl]

@@Raximus3000I know but my point is that they could have easy fully animated just like what universal did with super Mario bros.

[@Raximus3000]

@@ryanmiller-nh4cl Yep!

[@retroarcadefan]

FJB. The movie should be all animation.

[@Hollyclown]

It’s incredible that you got these videogame movies who learn NOTHING from the successes of other franchises.

[@foxboy6145]

Or they learn the wrong lesson.

[@tylere.8436]

Or they just don't care and need an easy paycheck somehow.

[@xipheonj]

To be fair we're still in the tail end of movies that were well into post production when the successes finally happened like Mario. It'll still be another few years before the movies and shows that were created with these lessons finally come out.

[@Eidako]

They might be banking on the negative backlash. Like the HeadOn or Liberty Mutual commercials. "Any publicity is good publicity."

[@Mr_Triscuit]

​@@tylere.8436 That's kinda the point. They're gonna have to do a lot better than this and others if they want a paycheck.

[@frank_4408]

And suddenly the video game adaptations by Uwe Boll are not the worst anymore.

[@KendrickEdits]

This is basically going to be The Borderlands The movie 2.0. IT’S TIME TO STOP!!!

[@Rossi_83]

Jason Momoa has the hairstyle like the chick from Star Wars Outlaws, like wtf are they smoking there 😂😂

[@Kylorin235]

Warner Bros and its library of DC comics could have used jason mamoa for a stand alone Lobo movie where he just beats up space guys and has a rad bike. But no, they made him the gamestop ma’am

[@peterson8570]

It also shows that Jason only cares about money and no Dignity

[@justinperez2057]

If only it was animated like The Super Mario Bros film. All these video game franchises require animation to really bring them to life.

[@dragonforever7834]

Why does every single video game movie look like it's making fun of the video game? They never take them serious at all.

[@alihenderson5910]

They hate gamers and the gaming culture, the goal is to destroy everything western. I thought that this was pretty obvious by now.

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

The video game live action curse is very much alive here.

[@Under-Kaoz]

Wow Mamoa sold out that hard to become a transmission.

[@GrimSoulBanisher]

I think the Concord character designers had a hand in this film

[@Lucifer-hq5pe]

Has to be it for sure. What is going on with 2024? The year of worst movies, year of worst video games, what's next? 😂

[@GrimSoulBanisher]

@Lucifer-hq5pe But also we have had some bangers. Deadpool and Wolverine. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice seems like it's going to be at least a decent sequel. Then for games we got Helldivers 2 (pre-PC debacle), Stellar Blade, Shadow of the Erdtree, FF7 Rebirth, Black Myth Wukong. Zenless Zone Zero is a fantastic free to play game and Enotria The Last Song is shaping up to potentially be a competent Souls like.

[@Eidako]

Satisfactory 1.0 and Factorio: Space Age. It's not all bad.

[@happydays4176]

Trailers are typically supposed to include the best moments of the movie... In any case, I'd give it a benefit of a doubt. I haven't seen anything terrible in the trailer.

[@Neil.02]

You can really feel that "modern" touch.

[@JohnDavidSullivan]

Minecraft Story Mode was the better way to go.

[@Always-Hustle]

Made for the modern audience...

[@baska-]

I love watching Hollywood lose money.

[@micahmann2417]

This almost makes The Emoji Movie look like a masterpiece, but not quite.

[@ParkerCS2]

Emoji movie in my top 5 worst movies of all time. But this definitely looks bad too

[@vectinator7605]

The four characters look more like 4 people got sucked into a science fiction combat game. They remind me of the four characters from that theme park COD zombies map.

[@The_Desert_Hero]

Being pegged by Gina Carano would be a better experience than watching modern Hollywood movies.

[@IstariAzul777]

U know if Gina was liberal I bet KK woulda found a way to do this. Stunning and brave!

[@vanguardRailgun924]

At least she’d use lube and she’s attractive.

[@pasalasaga]

I think I wouldn't mind...

[@James.B.Russell]

^ gay

[@Volyren]

​@@James.B.Russell it's gayer to let your doctor give you a prostate exam. I wouldn't care for either, just keeping it 💯

[@deangelohubbard6866]

Wtf even is this!? What're we doing?!? 🤦‍♂️

[@KevinVideo]

Kotaku is all over the whole "this movie isn't made for you" headlines, but then that begs the question then who IS it for? Kids might go see it, but kids movies have entertain parents too, and some of those parents probably played Minecraft when the game first came out.

[@taterpun6211]

Made for kids, but the first line we hear from the movie is cursing

[@steveaustin4013]

At what point does Jason momoa discover dignity?

[@Rufrky]

Dude. . . . . . . . Dora the Explorer got jacked!

[@johndukes3079]

Jack Black looks like trailer park Karl Marx now.

[@HardRockMiner]

So Aquaman isn't his biggest failure? I didn't see that coming.

[@foxboy6145]

Unless they mean the second one?

[@dburgd99]

@@mablesfatalfable6021 A success for the studios doesnt make a movie good. There are many examples of that for sure.

[@xipheonj]

I'm actually worried that this movie won't fail because of how many kids and ignorant young adults love minecraft. They're going to see this anyway and the kids might still like Jack Black being Jack Black.

[@indalecio539]

Don't even have to click play to know that's a sassy black independent woman who don't need no man. Mmmmhmm.

[@dougfisher2060]

Oh nein he didn't.

[@teejaynumber13]

Why they decided to put the leftover "magical creatures" from the Snow White live action movie as the main cast for this film is beyond me. It's such a brain-dead decision.

[@argenthellion]

I'm honestly getting sick and tired of having the same seven fucking actors being cast in absolutely everything. GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A SHOT !!!

[@MarzolaMagic]

Everything the Lego Movie did right, this is going to do wrong.

[@Reversion1970]

The cast has DIE all over it, sickening to look at. WTF is up with Jason Samosa.. is this supposed to be an Illuminati humiliation ritual?

[@Yayofangamer16]

Yes