Has The Rey Movie Been Quietly Cancelled?

[@jameslennox13]

Star Wars is so dead that no one cares anymore if it is which is the saddest thing

[@calummacritchie7840]

"Apathy is death"

[@Jose2019Limpiada]

It got the jjk treatment​@@calummacritchie7840

[@RN1441]

They thought they were being terribly clever when they said to 'Let the past die. Kill it if you have to' in their trilogy that destroyed the foundation of the characters and the world they inhabited. They forgot that they needed to create something better or at least worth building on top of but they didn't. Rey is the foundation on which all modern star wars has been built and there's such apathy that nobody is really bothered that there won't be another movie with her.

[@muzien87]

the WORST thing you can do to your audience is make them apathetic, its worse than hate, its worse than disenfranchise, its worse than fatigue.

[@Drakengard82]

i can only imagine how my 13 yo self would react "about 20 years from now, there's gonna be dozens of star wars shows every year...and they're all shit !"

[@TheWarmachine375]

Rey Movie: *gets shelved away* Everyone: "Oh no, anyway."

[@scrappydoo7887]

...... Moving on 😅

[@A.D.I.D.A.S-916]

Ohhh nooooooooo

[@Vangror]

"Oh no, what happened? Oh no, how terrible! That's just awful, how terrible oh no!" Count Dankula

[@jtek6068]

I was gonna said that but you beat me to it😅

[@josesardinas7660]

"I went on the Internet and I found THIS!" 😀😀😀

[@WavePotter]

Kathy Kennedy will probably see this video then decide to blow millions on the movie just to prove you wrong.

[@cecagna]

One can only hope. It would give KZbinrs some content for years to come, and destroy Disney's finances in the process

[@aa-ze5cz]

@@cecagna Bingo. I'm gonna miss Disney's pile of schlock. got hours of entertainment from content creators making fun of it.

[@ScrambledAndBenedict]

Or maybe she'll try to weaponize the tens of devote "woke" Star Wars fans she has left in another calculated harassment campaign to cancel these critics.

[@crazylizard1889]

Good. Maybe she'll actually get fired. Unlikely ik.

[@matthewk4912]

If that was the case, The Acolyte wouldn't have been canceled.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Here's an idea for the Rey movie: Make her a hermit on some secluded island on a secluded planet. Give her a cowardly attitude and a weak will. Have some some young upstart effortlessly put her in her place and take the name of Rey. I bet the Rey fans would _looove_ that just as much as pre 2017 Star Wars fans loved TLJ!

[@firstnamelastnamesb]

Forgot the part where she seemingly redeems herself and goes up against the big bad, only for it to be revealed that it was just a projection and she's still a coward, and she drops dead immediately afterward.

[@aaronlandry3934]

What if we got a young blonde guy named Luke to tell her “You’re an old hermit and cynical. That’s not the way of the Jedi” before Luke steals her name Palpatine

[@looinrims]

Make sure it’s a straight white man, that’ll make them so happy! Give him a submissive girlfriend too

[@christopherbravo1813]

I'm sure they'd love it if the new MC was a man.

[@SuperXAsh]

What’s your name? “Ray. Ray Starkiller.”

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Kathleen Kennedy will be remembered as the WORST thing that has ever happened to a franchise.

[@trevorthornley8835]

Worst thing in Hollywood

[@cobymeyer4157]

Rings of Power has entered the chat

[@at2at]

I hope that gets engraved on her tombstone

[@TheCosta5000]

What do you mean A ? She's ruined at least 3.

[@phillgizmo8934]

How do you know if the worst has happened or yet to come?

[@awesomehpt8938]

Somehow the Rey Palpatine movie was cancelled

[@zeppelincraft1443]

I only accept Palpatine's bloodline from the old novels.

[@krissteel4074]

Wonder how the Rian 'Boxhead' Johnson's trilogy is going? No I don't hahaha! 🤣

[@curumo014]

To thunderous applause.

[@Sanjixoxo]

*GOOD*

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

She was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died

[@ፔ̇̈]

I remember when Jar-Jar was the worst part of the franchise. What the hell happened all these years?

[@RKroese]

Man... I forgot the craziness around that. If that was rock bottom, these fnckers are earth-core.

[@fluffybacon]

Jar-jar was just a fictional character, who'd have thought he'd be outdone by actual real people....

[@manubour]

"updating for the modern audience" happened or tried to anyway

[@ethanwebster2501]

Kathleen Kennedy happened

[@muznick]

Help us, Darth Jar Jar. You're our only hope.

[@LordHollow]

Still disgusted with Leia walking past Chewy to hug Rey...

[@rayanderson5797]

Especially with how, in Heir to the Empire, Chewie brought Leia to his home to protect her.

[@Buletspunge555]

Yup. That was a criminal offense. There is no doubt about it.

[@spiritsplice]

Wait, you watched those movies? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@LordHollow]

@@spiritsplice There are clips on KZbin, actually.

[@scifiguy26]

Yep it was a preview of things to come

[@TheWarmachine375]

Palpatine ultimately won in the end after taking over the body of Rey after she struck him down and he committed identity theft of the Skywalker name after the demise of Kylo Ren, the last of the bloodline.

[@Jadty]

If they had any balls they’d follow that storyline. They won’t.

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

Not gonna lie, if Disney decided to do the whole 'Freaky Friday' thing with Daisy Ridley and Ian McDiarmid then they've earned my money out of morbid curiosity alone.

[@silverdust4197]

An intriguing hook ,

[@davidchambers44]

Seriously, the last thing we need is a two and a half hours of Rey and Ahsoka fighting the latest empire 3.0 while babysitting Grogu.

[@JRRob3wn]

@@davidchambers44No, no, no, it’s gonna be completely different this time. The bad guys will be called the imperium and the soldiers will wear BLACK armor. So what NOW smart guy?? Betcha didn’t see that one coming.

[@Nightrain76]

Want to help Star Wars? Don’t pay for anything with Kathleen Kennedy’s name on it.

[@tatewinters5565]

It doesnt matter. If shes gone another version of her will take the reins

[@capo4270]

​@@tatewinters5565Sad but true Not sure how much more money needs to be lost before someone finally wakes up & goes scorched Earth & start fresh again

[@warhounds]

@@tatewinters5565 then keep on ignoring until they step up

[@jake12466]

​@@tatewinters5565 **REINS, not REIGNS

[@tatewinters5565]

@@warhounds they wont step up. Society will collapse before then. Which is their intention. Notice how every industry has these issues. These types of people are inserted, purposely. The ones on top dont need money. They have trillions. What the aim is now is control and breaking apart current society is how theyll gain more of it

[@onajgod]

The only way this movie would be worse is if they give Rey an apprentice played by Rachel Zegler Rey, Snow Blanco and The Seven Thread Wielding Uneducated Man.

[@caronstout354]

Accompanied by 7 Jedi Apprentices of various "diversities"...

[@hmsljj]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Rex.Actually.411]

WeIRd wEirD 😜

[@tomdadada]

Since anything Star Wars after 1983 made me masochistic - yeah - i wanna just see THAT !

[@leeatkin9583]

Bloody hell....please don't, I will have nightmares tonight now!!

[@ClarkeIllmatical]

I read a book by a famous Hollywood actor , he said that if a project gets green lit and you don’t hear anything about it after , it is dead

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Didnt Rey have 3 movies already- the entire fcuking Star Wars trilogy

[@AnalyticalMenace]

Seems legit.

[@Wolffman109]

What was the name of the book?

[@ClarkeIllmatical]

@@Wolffman109 PAUL MOONEY - BLACK IS THE NEW WHITE (he talks heavy about entertainment industry)

[@IronDragon-2143]

It's such a shame the Rey movie has been canceled. I was really looking forward to not watching it.

[@RKroese]

I just wanted the drinker review. 😂

[@mitch8072]

we wil will mis honest trialer and pitch meeting to make an episode abouth that movie.

[@tylorhobbs8920]

@@mitch8072 I dunno man, seems like it'd be super hard for even Pitch Meeting to make something entertaining out of a Rey movie.

[@Legendary9000]

I was looking forward to laughing at it and how much money it was gonna lose

[@stage6fan475]

Yes, many of us have been hugely entertained by not watching Kathleen Kennedy stuff, but definitely watching Critical Drinker, HeelsvsBabyface, and a whole host of others. Quite an industry KK has created on youtube; a lot more jobs than Trump or Biden can claim.

[@timsimms65707]

Star Wars was a money printing machine if I, a humble production worker, were given the francize back when Mr. Lucas sold it I would have made a shit ton of money for Disney. All I or anyone with a brain would have to do is hire a competent director who LOVES Star Wars, use Mr. Lucas's outline for the sequel trilogy and make movies about the Star Wars expanded universe from the many novels available. Easy, Mr. Lucas had already done the hard work, all Disney had to do was ride his coattails all the way to the bank. "We have no source material." Kathleen Kennedy.

[@stage6fan475]

You are correct. Any half intelligent person would have made billions more than Disney, and think of the billions in toy sales instead of the toys ending up at Ollie's to be laughed at. All you had to do is film some of the better Star Wars novels that had appeared.

[@carlrood4457]

It made money because they understood the different audiences. There are the hardcore fans that absorb nearly everything: toys, comics, novels, tv shows, etc. Then there are the casual fans who only know/care about the movies. Sure, sometimes there's overlap for specific media like The Mandalorian, but for the most part the latter group don't care. They also tend to get bored with franchises when too much content is thrown at them. This is why the non feature film content tends to be far less expensive to produce than feature films. Remember when DIsney faced a backlash with all the cheap straight to DVD "sequels". Now, Star Wars (an Marvel) are facing a similar backlash, but the content isn't cheap. They're spending feature film money on TV shows that don't even have commercial revenue to pay for them. The "modern audience" they are trying to cater to is made up of people from the latter group. The "marginalized people" who would have been part of the former group WERE ALREADY STAR WARS FANS!!! They liked it already. Most people aren't really into sci-fi/fantasy to the degree Lucasfilm is pumping out shows.

[@MH-hu5pi]

What was the outline for the sequel trilogy?

[@jonnybennett9493]

Throughout the 1980s, Lucas revealed several ideas he had in mind for the sequels; he described it as "like a saga, the story of a group of people, a family." They would begin roughly 20 to 40 years after Return of the Jedi[18][35] and involve the core cast in their 60s or 70s,[36][37] and would deal with the rebuilding of the republic.[38] and their main theme would be "the necessity for moral choices and the wisdom needed to distinguish right from wrong."[36] "If the first trilogy is social and political and talks about how society evolves, Star Wars is more about personal growth and self realization, and the third deals with moral and philosophical problems. The sequel is about Jedi Knighthood, justice, confrontation, and passing on what you have learned." Han and Leia would be a couple.[39] R2-D2 and C-3PO would be the only characters who might continue through all nine films.[18][40][23][18] The story would focus on Luke, who would be a sixty-year-old Jedi Knight[39] in a romantic relationship with a female.[41] According to Lucas, "what happens to Luke… is much more ethereal. I have a tiny notebook full of notes on that. If I'm really ambitious, I could proceed to figure out what would have happened to Luke."

[@MH-hu5pi]

@@jonnybennett9493 thanks

[@dannyherbert4482]

Why do they keep calling it "the rey movie"? we've already had 3 rey movies

[@gianthand8130]

Ikr?

[@NotoriousNickNorris]

Because the other three at least 'pretended' to be about others also.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Right? Why the hell does the protagonist of a trilogy need a solo movie? Give literally anyone else their solo movie. Give the TRAITOR! Stormtrooper his solo movie.

[@Grabthar191]

They want a movie so Rey can say, "You haven't even seen my final girl boss form!" Then to go about lecturing and sneering and abusing the male characters in the movie, ala Captain Marvel. I kind of wonder if they were thinking that The Force Unleashed character might be a bit stronger than Rey and needed to rectify such misconceptions that a male character could ever think of being more powerful than the ultimate Mary Sue.

[@khhv1900]

the other weren't "canon" enough for the Feminist Wars universe

[@shawnboyle6319]

"Go away now" - The three words that come to my mind when I hear of anything Star Wars

[@passerby1200]

"Bombed harder than the Enola Gay." Is such an apt description of the entire franchise in its current form

[@harbl99]

The clue on how to do _Star Wars_ is right there in the metaphor. War movie. In space.

[@Amaroq64]

I bet I could make a better star wars movie than them without even doing a war in space.

[@DragonHeart613]

The Enola Holmes movies weren't that bad. Henry Cavill was great as Sherlock Holmes in those movies. Netflix really oughta give him his own Sherlock movie.

[@danielmccarthy3672]

@@DragonHeart613 That is some strong ADD right there lmao

[@Self-Signed]

@@harbl99 My advice would be, like 2 movies that are straight up apologies to the audience, then a bunch of smaller projects to find out what works (if anything), and then you can try a big spectacle again. I'm sure they'll just stay the course though.

[@SurnaturalM]

I just pretend the Skywalker saga and Star Wars ended successfully in TROTJ.

[@X3N3O]

There's a 7th episode ? Never heard of it.

[@RPknight101]

You dont need to pretend friend... thats all there is 6 films TPM - ROTJ

[@Jadty]

Because it did.

[@kevinoneil5120]

I've been pretending that it began with ANH since the prequels 😂

[@FrontSideBus]

And the expanded universe from countless books and comics is still canon...

[@chaotang9199]

Guess Mary Sue don’t sell as expected. What a surprise 🤣

[@CorporateCornholio]

They never even tried to make her likable. Such a waste of money and screen time. Hopefully the current era of gender politics is over and we can get back to making entertainment entertaining again.

[@fakecubed]

@@CorporateCornholio She seems like a likable person in real life. When she was still young she was pretty cute. She could've had a lot of fans if she wasn't written so poorly and appearing in such a stupid story.

[@crazyralph6386]

And to think entire landfill sites are dedicated to her unsold merchandise? 😂

[@cattysplat]

​@@fakecubed Her character is a cold fish. Highly unlikable and unrelatable. Could care if she lived or died. Even the directors didn't know who she was until the last minute.

[@Polygraphice]

The trouble with a Mary Sue is no one but the author enjoys it. It’s an idealized version of what the author wants to depict themselves as, to be recognized as. If you don’t share the same fantasy as the author, a Sue just comes off as, if not arrogant or preachy herself, then like you are being arrogantly preached at. They’re not always girl bosses (far from it) but even if say you have a perpetual victim Sue, it’s the overblown idealization that makes it unpalatable to anyone who isn’t in on the fantasy.

[@semicharmedlife311]

Where do you go as a writer when you've established a Mary Sue character who's already ascended to the mountaintop without taking a single step? Boxed yourself in there, haven't you?

[@thiagogabriel10]

You forgot the most anticipated Lando project

[@WH250398]

Landon't

[@PoolKid75]

​@@WH250398 Landoes it with droids.

[@crb4059]

Lando project? Lando, its a man not a project...

[@toastyanon8902]

They’ll need a Plando first…

[@maadhat]

😂

[@lordofthebricks1]

The fact that KK never publicly said that 15 announced movie are not happening says a lot about her ego and how she pretends everything is fine, until everybody forgets it was announced. That woman will never admit failure

[@justinkennedy3004]

No woman will.

[@Takemura77]

@@justinkennedy3004Incel found

[@Lappelduvideify]

@Takemura77 So was the simp.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

@Takemura77 Found the simp. Truth hurts. KK is not the problem. She is the symptom of the problem.

[@Takemura77]

@@Lappelduvideify Says the person who plays fortnite

[@andrew1983]

Star Wars is dead, used to be my favorite franchise, but now I actually hate it. Disney kills everything it touches nowadays.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Unfortunately so.

[@Grabthar191]

I've moved on to Warhammer 40k, but recently the woke crap has crept into that genre as well with the female custodes.

[@S308.]

Your half right and half wrong, just needs a proper writer unrelated to (disney),!

[@khhv1900]

Disney feminist execs

[@captainjerry4146]

I still love Star Wars. I just pretend everything after revenge of the sith doesn’t exist

[@ViralKiller]

You know that terrible trilogy everyone hated? Let's make a spin-off...

[@mho...]

just look what they are doing with startrek! same thing, first they did Discovery (worst of em all so far) & now do a spinoff for Section31.... totally bonkers!

[@brunomadeira8432]

Disney has taken a few steps that seem to show that they are starting to get tired of lighting cigars with 100 dollar bills. So perhaps they did shelf it. They just won't admit or talk about it.

[@RN1441]

I don't think Vanguard, Blackrock or others are tired of flushing our pension money down the toilet on ideopolitical messaging projects just yet.

[@RunesandReapers]

@@RN1441 yes because Vanguard and Blackrock are vested into making ugly big chinned women video games and mediocre television.

[@nickjohnson3619]

​@@RunesandReaperspossible they are not really sure where it might fit into thier plan for economic enslavement

[@iamthedalilama]

Why don’t they just hire all the guys that made Godzilla minus one and save millions of dollars?

[@slinkerdeer]

God damn RN441. Talk about getting straight to the point.

[@matthewmishley8457]

They might as well just come clean and be honest. Lucasfilm has become the money laundering division of Disney. It has to be. 🤢🤮🤑

[@jefff8130]

Exactly

[@powerbeard5653]

its because ESG funding allows them to keep making products that don't sell

[@general_shepard1980]

It so obvious after years and billions wasted

[@general_shepard1980]

Amazon’s laundering is rings of power

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

Lucas film is where everyone that spent years finding new and interesting "attractions" for predators of a certain flavor get to spend years getting rewarded for all their hard work.

[@perrisonoromoni3526]

Nah it will be fine 😂

[@PoolKid75]

it'll*

[@RaymondSwanson-u9y]

Believe me!

[@calummacritchie7840]

But as it turns out, I won't be fine!

[@romanseminole]

Eeeeerrrrrrgggggaaaaaahhhhhh!

[@gusfring6887]

What could possibly go wrong?

[@MrLathor]

Imagine an open world Star Wars game about the criminal underworld selling poorly 10 years ago. The amount of damage done to the Star Wars brand is staggering. They absolutely refused to give fans what they wanted, and now the fans just don’t care anymore.

[@gnarwhal7562]

Kathleen Kennedy: "After you lose, no one will remember you". The Fandom Menace: "Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it". (Quote from Monsters University)

[@adog7787]

One huge part of og Lucasfilm (before the dark times) was how GL knew that it wasn’t so much movie tickets that was gonna make his company money. It was merchandise. That’s why he kept the control. I’ve noticed something from Disney just today. If you look at product lines they are not just ignoring the new Star Wars franchise for merch but they are pumping out nostalgia merch like crazy. Why? Because the new crap doesn’t sell. And they know it. Look at Lego. Go on their site and open the theme for Star Wars. 14 items down you’ll finally see a modern shows merch and not one featured is episode 7-9 or any new show except Mando. Disney knows the shills they latched to are not the base and they are quietly trying to change their focus without alerting the shills or the rest of us.

[@elektrokuma]

kathleen ‮‮‮nemow yhw rof nossel a eb lliw ydennek ‮‮‮.ecneulfni fo noitisop yna morf yawa tpek eb dluohs

[@thecocktailian2091]

Disney is actually taking a similar approach, except, not with merchandise but with traffic to their physical properties. Disney craps this garbage out to keep it in the minds of people, to have people continuously talking about it. This in turn spurs people to go to their theme parks and, yes, buy the OLD merch. Disney profits continue to rise even while their media arm loses more and more money.

[@rennmaxbeta]

The merchandise focus on legacy OG Star Wars is very telling

[@vardiganxpl1698]

Yeah, even in video games. You don't see many modern star wars games taking place in the sequel era. So far, most games either take place in the og trilogy, or prequel. The only exposure of the new trilogy got in a game was star wars battlefront, and the sequel stuff got shoved to the side to focus on the clone wars updates

[@dashmeetsingh9679]

@@thecocktailian2091 Thats not how investors sees. A loss is a loss. Doesnt matter if brand as a whole is in profit.

[@travelingspartan2035]

There was a "Rey movie" being planned? What the hell were the last three about, then?

[@DarkBykeTwitch]

White males in power.

[@macflod]

No but this one is just going to be Rey, no other pesky characters trying to get a piece of the glory

[@paxtonebright2951]

Somehow, Rey Palpatine hasn't returned....

[@ascended1924]

Even if its cancelled, it'll probably be replaced by something equally shit.

[@madkoala2130]

With what? They have nothing in pipeline that they seem to be serious about and cancelation of Acolyte most likely canceled whole other line of similar shows. Most likely they will just quietly dismantle Lucasfilm to gather dust and Kathleen would just stay in her token position untill retirement at Disney.

[@Simon-xc5oy]

@@madkoala2130 Indeed. Its telling that they have not managed to get a single film to cinema for years. They have focused on Disney + shows that got worse and worse. The last trilogy that was announced was supposed to be a Rey film, then another film set in the past about how they Jedi started and one more in the far future....that was the plan. Then after a few months it was all changed, suddenly a Mando film appeared and is pushed to the front of the queue as the Rey film is nothing more than an idea. The other film ended up more or less as the Acolyte and the third is scrapped and no one seems to know what if anything will happen next. That was meant to be Waititi's film. The Mando film is just season 4 turned into a movie...its all a complete mess...and I am betting the Mando film will not do as well as they think after the crapfest of season 3...

[@ndhtyu]

i like your exuberant optimism

[@Glathgrundel]

The Jar-Jar Binks Holiday special, staring Rachel Zegler, Brie Larson and Amber Heard, with CGI Ewoks ... I mean it couldn't be that much worse.

[@cabrondemente1]

​@@Glathgrundel that's disrespectful towards Jar-Jar and the ewoks. 😢

[@FatPaps]

I have decided to leave GL Star Wars as a separate franchise entirely. Anything from Disney is now “Battles in Space”. They don’t even deserve the name Star Wars 👏

[@edroseptic9442]

Someone needs to create a Star Wars wiki that only recognizes pre-Disney content as canon.

[@Sarappreciates]

If Lucas didn't create it, then it's just fan fiction.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

"Space Conflicts"

[@tupacca5136]

@@edroseptic9442 Wookiepedia does have an entire legends section, and is well maintained and separate. I just wish they'd remove all the pronouns in the entries to their canon side. They can keep those.

[@mck1972]

Disney Star Wars = SWINO Star Wars In Name Only! : You're Welcome! 😀

[@magnolia972]

We should be thankful for every unproduced Disney movie….

[@tomziewers7971]

Hopefully Disney never produces Alita 2

[@dlewis9760]

Nah. The "Inside Baseball" behind the scenes like this makes up for it. I like learning how things are made (or not made). "We" consume, and SW is a product. Nothing more. It's nice when it is good. But, it's not important to anyone's life if your livelihood doesn't depend on it.

[@MiketheratguyMultimedia]

We are.

[@inchaoswetrust]

Oh…I am

[@jefff8130]

Agreed.

[@PeterLewisArt]

Kennedy’s blunders have damaged Disney’s reputation and cost hundreds of millions of dollars yet she remains in the job. Why? Because she’s part of the Executive Class and they always protect their own. Years ago my company hired a suit that was completely incompetent. He had no people skills and made endless bad decisions that went on for ages and drove us nuts. When his managers refused to do anything about him we threatened strike action. They countered with threats of legal action, but suggested that if we withdrew our action then ‘something would change.’ We withdrew but still nothing changed. He was eventually fired for making a blunder that embarrassed his boss. That’s how it works at the top folks.

[@Wolffman109]

I'm not sure that analogy works, man. Kathleen Kennedy has embarrassed her boss repeatedly with her continuous failures over the past decade, and she's still here.

[@jq8913]

They legit marketed "the epic conclusion of the Skywalker Saga" in Ep 9 and proceeded to kill the skywalkers and leave us with a Palpatine. It doesnt get any more obvious then that as to how they really felt about Star Wars fans.

[@dearthditch]

And yet, somehow she came back 😅

[@gildatheplant]

Studios and directors thought it was "cool" to insult and belittle fans, and then acted shocked and offended when the fans turned their backs on them. (That said, as badly as they treated Han and Luke, I actually think they might've spared Leia had Carrie Fisher not passed away).

[@motorsport2342]

*Meanwhile in the Disney executive room* "And you get a movie! And you get a movie!" *Janitor walks in* "And you get a movie!"

[@dendrien]

holy hell, i think your onto something.

[@newtpondskipper]

Ok but I will admit that I would watch a Star Wars movie that is based on a Janitor with force powers. He will clean up the mistakes of the past. Imagine he has a mop that is actually a dual lightsaber! This thing writes itself!

[@creepingdread88]

...so, even the janitors at Disney are lesbian man hating feminist? 😒

[@lylemoore3827]

Finally get to see a lightsaber mop

[@iainmulholland2025]

Thank you corridor digital 😆

[@PlayerOne.StartGame]

I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of people suddenly cried out in joy.

[@fredhurst2528]

Or more likely. apathy.

[@alienclay2]

I would be more excited to hear about a sequel to the emoji movie, the double adventures of meh.

[@caronstout354]

I hope something wonderful has happened..

[@imjustadog1897]

How is it a disturbance?

[@LeviUtah]

Bummer! I was SO looking forward to seeing Daisy Ridley with a beard milking a walrus.

[@Wolffman109]

And thank you in advance for my new nightmare.

[@Mister_Livio]

"Has The Rey Movie Been Quietly Cancelled?" GOD I HOPE SO!

[@erey214]

Bigot

[@aamirrazak3467]

@@Mister_Livio same I hope it’s cancelled for good! They literally took the new Jedi order concept from the expanded universe from Luke Skywalker and tried to give it to Rey. Hope the film is canned

[@Chris.Davies]

As a Kiwi, I'd be absolutely delighted if Taika Waititi had absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars.

[@doberski6855]

As someone who has watched several of his films. I would be absolutely delighted if Taika Waititi had absolutely nothing to do with movies ever again! 😂

[@tastyamericano9960]

As a person that says as a person alot, id have to say im really happy you said it.

[@tastyamericano9960]

​@@doberski6855as someone that starts sentences with as a someone, id have to say it's as a as a

[@Ebalosus]

As another NZer, I'd be absolutely delighted if our gun laws went back to what they were before 2019.

[@VideoClam]

@@Ebalosusdamn. You guys should have written or amended gun rights into your country’s foundational document

[@noelburland7169]

The Sequel Trilogy ended up being a very poor retelling of the Original Trilogy, rather than a continuation of George Lucas' story, one that was done to replace Luke Skywalker as the Jedi to rebuild the Order with a female character who was completely flawless and overpowered, who even stole the Skywalker name at the end. This decision obviously upset large portions of the fandom and if they had pressed ahead with a new trilogy centered around Rey, with the first film directed by a Misandrist Feminist, it would have failed spectacularly at the Box Office.

[@Gregor1337]

Ich hätte es gerne gesehen, nicht den Film aber das scheitern!

[@marychocolatefairy]

Yeah, let's compare it to Timothy Zahn's popular book trilogy set 5 years after ROTJ. Those books were, strictly speaking, a retread of the films themselves, with the similarities even being alluded to at times. However, the key differences were that Zahn did a brilliant job at imagining what the galaxy would be like 5 years into the New Republic; and also he had great respect for the canon characters. While he clearly liked his own OCs and made some of them super powerful and intelligent, he never did so at the expense of Lucas'.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

This is a good point. Even watching it you FEEL like you're batman-er I mean you FEEL like you're watching "Star Wars 2", the female reboot. Not Star Wars 7, the third of a set of trilogies.

[@ericm5315]

The sequel trilogy was literally Dark Empire at home.

[@darklordsauron3415]

Misandrist and feminist are synonymous now. Idc what you are as an individual feminist, I care what your movement has done as a whole.

[@psychedelicartistry]

I still have that Mauler line in my head "Luke begins to date Poe. Chewie becomes a Jedi." 😂 😂

[@PoolKid75]

The only new Rey movie worth making is one where Q from Star Trek snaps the sequel trilogy out of existence in the first two minutes, and the proper and rightful Episode 7 starts immediately after.

[@ABurntMuffin]

the crossover to bring the clans together... they said it couldn't be done... they said it would never work... they said, we were too divided.

[@creepingdread88]

NNNEEEEEEERRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

And the story follows Luke and his new Jedi Academy fighting the Yuzhaan Vong

[@GeneralChangFromDanang]

Oh I wish there could be Klingon Jedi.

[@alexhenderson1312]

​@@GeneralChangFromDanangAnd Vulcan Jedi and Romulan Sith! 🖖🤩😎💪👍

[@F0XRunner]

Disney Star Wars is morally bankrupt and completely bereft of ideas. More than anything else I will never forgive them for what they did to Luke Skywalker.

[@gentlemancharmander4411]

You mean make him accurate to the movies and not a perfect flawless badass like everyone wanted?

[@tc98826]

Is it much different to the development of Obi Wan? Both renounced the force and became a hermit.

[@YouShallNotPazz]

@@gentlemancharmander4411 stfu with all your lame nonsense 😂

[@PeterTaviawkNews]

​@gentlemancharmander4411 No I don't think that's what they meant

[@fakecubed]

@@gentlemancharmander4411 Luke's defining characteristic was not how badass he was. It was that he didn't give up on people.

[@Golden_Verses-1883]

When the sequels started just trying (and failing) to correct the failures of the previous film on the fly, I knew there had never been any plan or vision except cultural vandalism and ham-fisted propaganda

[@IwashereJay]

I will never forget the taste of vomit in my mouth when the old dude uttered „This will set things right“ as one of the first sentences in force awakens. Never a good idea to disrespect the giant oh whose shoulders you plan to stand.

[@JayFulcanelli--111]

"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to." yeah there was nothing subtle about it

[@milton7763]

2:03 “…and that one wasn’t a winner by anyone’s standards” Well, shite as it was, it did gross over a billion dollars. I’m pretty sure there’s some executives and some bankers somewhere that counted that as a win

[@thee_morpheus]

PLEASE be true, can't take any more 90 lb Mary Sue girl bosses in film and tv

[@Vangror]

Eh, let them make it and we'll just ignore it. Make sure they suffer a loss like Sony did with Concord

[@grimnar6725]

Meh. Mark Hamill was also maybe 100lb soaking wet in his Jedi robe. The problem isn't her gender or size, and I don't think Daisy did a terrible job portraying what was written. The problem was/is that what was written was awful. And of course the fact that they thought all they needed to do was drop pod in a girl boss was a big reason why. Laziness, etc.

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Very well. You shall have 490 lb girl bosses. You have brought this on yourself.

[@Avenus112]

​@@grimnar6725 aye, ridley was good her writers were the problem.

[@tc98826]

​@@grimnar6725by virtue of being a man hes faster, stronger and more aggressive. But i take your point. Force powers can overcome physical disadvantages. Eg Yoda

[@hondadog-yo2sr]

The Drinker and Snarky Jay's videos are the only Star Wars content I will ever be watching again. And yes, I'm an old white guy who saw Star Wars in 77. I'm completely to blame for all of Disney's problems😂😂😂

[@skepticalsmurf]

as an geezer of color,l concur 😅

[@creepingdread88]

You watch Charlie Hopkins, surely? Makes the best Star Wars content since Lucas sold out.

[@user-qb7jk8jh1y]

Me too ! I mean .. Count Me In !

[@malakarvonstroheim5372]

We thank you for your service

[@---777---]

Sir, you can officially say "I'm too old for this shit"

[@MikesGearGarage]

At this point Disney has canceled more projects than they’ve produced. Bravo lads.

[@Doncroft1]

And should have canceled more.

[@fish5645]

There are no "lads" calling the shots. Say it as it is, "Bravo hens" because the ones in charge are all bitter old women with hate boners for men. They aren't even hiding it anymore, it is insanity.

[@saraloking5993]

I wonder if they somehow make more money in the end. Remember in The Producers, they realized they could make more money by getting people to invest in a flop?

[@ianbarkham5080]

I've recently rewatched the prequel trilogy and it's amazing how well they hold up;. yes some of the acting was poor and scripts were... less than optimal but the fact there was a coherent plot across all 3 films telling snapshots from a single story was beautifully realised. oh, and lightsabres were treated with respect with decent choreography and showing the proper consequences...

[@SamSchott1]

Wrong, wrong ago, in a garbage can far, far a Rey…

[@waffles2waffles]

👏👏👏

[@armandonobrega5282]

Give this man a thumb up!

[@iamplay797]

😂

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

It literally doesn't matter to me if they make it or not. I wouldn't watch it anyway. That said, I personally wouldn't mind seeing a few hilarious Drinker/Reaper/E;R reviews if they do decide to make another trainwreck.

[@RosoMC]

@@DOOMBOT15 I enjoy watching Drinker tear to shreds movies made by incompetent morons, thank you very much.

[@daerovius7535]

@@DOOMBOT15 Yeah, you're bot alright... a Disney Bot, no way you're that 'tarded otherwise

[@DelusionalDunmer]

@@DOOMBOT15 I'm pretty sure he DOES like Star Wars. That's exactly why he likes watching videos of people tearing down a product that destroyed the world and lore of a brand he really cares about. I mean this is such a simple though process that people like you have to be blissfully ignorant to actually say "don't like it don't watch it."

[@andrewmack2161]

Awaiting the announcement that Pheobe Waller-Horseface is taking on this script....

[@davidhong1934]

There will be a distracting muppet creature voiced by the Aquafina lady

[@SPACEMAN_fkYT]

It will just fade away. They don't have the balls to admit when they are wrong.

[@Grant25]

Disney turned the most valuable and most popular movie franchise ever into TV property like Star Trek.

[@7thwheel]

Worse. There are Star Trek properties that people look forward to seeing. Can't say that about Star Wars anymore.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Star trek is actually more popular

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

​@@7thwheelYup. Star wars is absolute garbage now. Thanks Disney!!

[@jayb2705]

At least Star Trek produced Picard Season 3, which respected the old characters and lore and even moved their stories forward. Disney never got anywhere close to that.

[@Staticsceptre]

@@jayb2705yeah plus lower decks, strange new worlds, and prodigy to some extent were all decent

[@AlexanderTheGrey]

Cancelled? Suddenly feels like theres a new hope Edit: Just saw the new "Sister" Clone trooper, guess the jokes on me 🤣

[@RickyHGV]

say that again...

[@DiegoSouto-fy9su]

Don't say that. In this climate, it means they've cancelled the Rey movie to play their last card, remake and destroy the OT.

[@Slimothy_James]

I see what you did there 😅

[@xypher321]

a newer new hope xD

[@r.k.5031]

I heard there's a great new SW movie in the works, they just gotta finish filming Firefly S2 first.

[@sunso1991]

i grow up with star wars, i loved/love starwars. i just dont view anything they made after Rogue One as starwars those are just reddit fan fiction. i ignore them and live my life happily i hope one day we can get some great starwars film/show again

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

Andor was cool, but that is just rogue one extended

[@jsa-z1722]

I’m a diehard fan of the OT and nothing else. Just the OT.

[@Legendary9000]

My theory is that Disney Star Wars was just a massive wet dream of some stereotypical redditor and Legends is the one true cannon

[@Ginger_bit]

Andor is good, everything else is shit.

[@bertvanbeterbed9702]

It fascinating how everyone has their own moment when they decided that Star Wars is dead. For me it was after The Rise of Skywalker.

[@ryanbradley3293]

1:18 this made me feel sad for that actress.

[@gizka6816]

guillermo del toro's jabba the hut movie is something I didn't know I needed in my life until i heard about it just now

[@NotMorganFreeman.]

The only thing mentioned that would have been worth a damn.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

I'd watch that

[@mho...]

that would have been cool! a syndicate's rise to fame?! noice!

[@Jimmy-Slims]

Star Wars concluded with Return of the Jedi. Anything beyond that is just shitty fan fiction in my eyes!

[@jonsturgill8868]

If it's not George's vision then it's not Star Wars.

[@gentlemancharmander4411]

Lmao, cry about. It’s Star Wars, and its canon!

[@jonsturgill8868]

@@gentlemancharmander4411 Its Disney Star Wars and its teash.

[@iratepirate3896]

The Thrawn trilogy

[@fakecubed]

@@gentlemancharmander4411 Fans decide what is canon. And since Disney Star Wars has no fans, apparently none of it is canon.

[@grandmasterchris9666]

Realistically, the Rey movie should be canceled, but it won’t. Kathleen bet everything on Rey becoming the new Luke, and to cancel it would be an even bigger admission of failure than canceling the Acolyte. Not to mention, imagine the meltdown the director will have if her feminist propaganda gets shelves.

[@channell11]

Yeah, but at some point the people controlling the money are going to turn off the spigot. No matter how much fealty they have to the intersectional feminist ideology, they can only indulge the nonsense for so long. It's like when the Army knows war is on the horizon, the white guys and patriotism come back into recruiting commercials, and cartoons about Emma and her two moms and social justice marching go on the shelf. Only during rich and safe times is there tolerance for things that don't work and don't make money.

[@legionarybooks13]

It's probably not up to KK, who still has to answer to the big bosses at Disney. They may not have a shred of artistic integrity (just look at how many train wreck projects / franchises they've allowed); however, they're probably tired of writing blank cheques that essentially bounce.

[@creepingdread88]

​@@legionarybooks13Yeah, she doesn't have the final say on making a new film. She'd make a bad film a week if she had her way.

[@marychocolatefairy]

It's pretty unusual for them to openly cancel things, isn't it? I mean, every so often we get an assurance that there really will be a Rian Johnson trilogy or a Patti Jenkins Rogue Squadron movie some time in the mythical future. Continual delays is the KK version of cancellation, heh.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

*Kathleen bet everything on everyone wanting to see Young Kathleen Kennedy's power fantasy

[@ObjectHistory]

If they shove a 'Rey establishing the new Jedi order' movie on us, I hope it's the biggest failure in Hollywood history.

[@obesebird]

I hope it does come out. Star Wars is already dead. The only joy I get from the franchise anymore is everyone online ripping on it and how much money Disney loses with each consecutive project.

[@khylerbane4523]

Somewhere Daisy and probably Adam Dricer have sighed with euphoric relief that they won’t be getting dragged into this nightmare of a disaster. Even if they won’t admit it.

[@Glathgrundel]

Clearly, Harrison Ford getting his character killed off was a good move.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Usually a less prominent character gets a spinoff not the MAIN FOCAL PERSON OF THE ENTIRE TRILOGY

[@DevilishmanThe]

I think Daisy even mentioned at some point that acting in Star Wars had been both a blessing and curse. She didn't elaborate in what ways though.

[@Cynderfan35]

@@DevilishmanThe probably held at gun point to sign a contract that says she isn't allowed to say negative stuff or else there will be unforeseen consequences

[@slinkerdeer]

Decades later qns that shot of Luke in front of the two Star's is still so good its used as the opening scene of the video. Entertainment peaked overall 70's-2000's. We need to bring back that level of quality

[@luna-hw9li]

Yes, but we need that level of quality in new things, not just the 10th sequel in a franchise.

[@slinkerdeer]

Well i didnt exactly specify in what cases. I meant overall

[@milton7763]

‘The Rey movie’?!? She had three movies…

[@layelaye]

2:18 No. No he does not.

[@Jason9612]

😂😂😂😂

[@frostyjack06]

13 years and counting.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

IVE DONE MY WAITING, TWELVE YEARS OF IT, IN AZKABAN!!

[@Meh-j9s]

Lol

[@SEBstantialBricks]

Rey: force heals ben solo. Qui-gon-jinn: what?!? They didn't have that back in MY day!

[@Maladjester]

Only girls can do that. Because the Force is female. Or something.

[@Maggisoo]

0:13 The petition is gonna get signed by the literal Hand full of people who watched this series and wanted more 😮

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

...and those of us that don't want Disney to stop burning money. Never interupt your enemy when they are making a mistake. If you can help them make mistakes, do it.

[@missilecarrier]

The petition is gonna be mostly signed by people who want Disney to lose more money than the show's fans lol.

[@Inspiratio]

And youtubers will sign it too for some easy to make, high viewcount content. :D

[@commanderwyro4204]

and the folks who wanna see disney burn another 200 million lol

[@BC-ny3zb]

Dude repurposed a joke that was told 4 seconds into the video and reposted it. Lol.

[@mitchdavies9171]

As we say in Oz, "she'll be alright mate" **cracks open another cold one from the esky**

[@guilegameche3810]

I never considered this trilogy to be canon anyway, and I probably never will.

[@carebox5932]

I cancelled Disney+ because of The Acolyte, it was worse than Rebel Moon. How do you make something worse than Rebel Moon?? Disney has lost its way.

[@damonr6987]

Then there was Ahsoka.

[@swax7124]

@@damonr6987 and obiwan,.

[@Ogoseaux]

🤣

[@scots2129]

Surprised you waited that long to cancel +. I binned that trash after mandolorian 2

[@brandoncalderon2095]

Took you thay long???

[@SpankyK]

7:10 Thank God.

[@CinHalCedHerChance]

7:08 is a better timestamp

[@alexandermikhailov2481]

To me this whole thing is very simple: the IV, V, VI - always, the I, II, III - sometimes, the rest of them - don't bother, not worth your time and money.

[@Notawarriorsfan]

1:00 Perfect edit for the situation💀💀💀

[@aruunmenon]

Star Wars ended with Return of the Jedi , nothing they say is going to change that.

[@DistrustHumanz]

Finally. A voice of reason.

[@Fuegopaintrain]

We can keep rogue one

[@williamcainjr8496]

​@@Fuegopaintrainif only they had kept that momentum. Shame.

[@aruunmenon]

@@Fuegopaintrain Yes, the only non disaster. Besides it is a prequel.

[@andreijohnson3953]

Prequels were good too. But yeah

[@rodneyginokc]

Having grown up with Star Wars AND Disney...loving them both so much...I never thought I would see the day that I loathed them both.

[@7thwheel]

If you told me in 2012 that I was going to get a steady stream of Star Wars content featuring Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford with creative names attached to it like Robert Rodriguez, Jon Favreau amd Ron Howard and that I would be crushed by how terrible it is to the point that I had become apathetic to new announcements about a franchise that I loved since 1977 I would have laughed in your face and yet here we are.

[@gussampson5029]

One thing you have to consider with Disney is that a lot of their announcements are likely trying to improve the stock price or at least suggest that they're busy and hard at work cooking up exciting new projects. At the end of the day, publicly traded companies care about their stock price more than anything else. Even profits and debt only really matter in comparison to what stock analysis think about them.

[@syrupusurper3774]

I think people miss the point of these Star Wars movies, shows, games, hell even merchandise. The point is to make you hate them. They don't seem to care how much money it takes to ruin things that many of the "wrong think types" like us enjoy. The point is to destroy our culture and replace it with their twisted vision. They aren't incompetent, they know what people want, they are very intentionally destroying the franchise.

[@PR_1775]

I think that's definitely part of it. But I do think that at least some of these people are trying and are just incompetent. But the powers that be certainly do seem to be bent on destruction instead of creativity.

[@BlueTable-t6k]

Replace it with that twisted version?

[@leewalker8207]

Somehow Palpatines always return...

[@derlich09]

Somehow, KK wasn't shitcanned years ago.

[@johndb1860]

​@@derlich09I want to know what dirt she's got that allows her to stay in. If you or I lost a company millions of dollars we would have been canned a long time ago. But somehow it's okay for her to lose billions?

[@Fenris86]

Nah, it's coming, just slightly after the Ryan Johnson trilogy and the final A Song of Ice and Fire book.

[@NoPe-no4sn]

Final?!? We’re never getting winds

[@gorillacookies3171]

So … never

[@deepstatethrombosis]

Dude, I can't believe you're in Dungeon Crawler Carl book 3. That's about the coolest thing I've heard this year. I know, my life is boring. But when two things I completely love end up doing something together, it's exciting AF. Congrats, man!

[@PeterThompson-e4d]

Star Wars was about to start girl bossing again and no one has time for that anymore. 😅

[@bobross1829]

KK desperately wanted to stick it to the haters and floated this new movie with the ultrafeminist director to look defiant. Disney let her as a test balloon because they are so far left. But after the Acolyte failure they have to know that this is insane right? LOL

[@friendlyface4044]

They girl-bossed too close to the sun, the twin suns of Tatooine to be precise.

[@romeocharlie1]

Assuming they got off the ground in the first place xD

[@TwilightAnarchy]

​@@bobross1829 Only thing being stuck is another nail in the coffin in her disappointment of a career

[@alastair4839]

Not really relevant but: 1:23 ... what did DR do with her hair... she seems to have a "comb over" - I mean, she had to choose to do that 😧

[@SupportTheLittleGuy]

Women just don’t want to be hot anymore I guess

[@HyperHawkGTE]

I really hope the Rey movie is cancelled. We really don’t need Star Wars to be ruined even MORE than it already has.

[@dawnfire82]

Irrelevant. It's dead.

[@alecrichards8574]

I almost hope they blow millions of dollars on a failure, we've all already given up on them and this will just be fuel to the dumpster fire. Shame what it's become, so much potential.....

[@HanSolo__]

It can't be ruined more.

[@darthhodges]

I want the whole idea of pre-production hype to die. I don't want them to announce movies, ever. I want the first hint to be the first trailer, and it shouldn't come out a YEAR before the film. Six months, tops.

[@jameslutterbaugh4752]

"George R. R. Martin works quicker than this..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[@tupacca5136]

Sigh... He doesn't though.

[@etienne8110]

Laugh in winds of winter since 2020... 😂

[@Fulgrim2]

I certainly hope not, I need more comedy in my life.

[@user-BadUsername]

Even if they didn’t cancel it, no one would watch it. Star Wars has been dead for a long time.

[@JonSmiff-tunegame]

Star wars hasn't been worth watching since Disney got its greasy paws on it...

[@collincutler4992]

Who TF thought it a good idea to make a stand alone movie about the most unpopular jedi ever?

[@scots2129]

As a long time fan of the George Lucas era, the only thing that would bring me back to a Disney SW film is if Tarantino directed it. The legacy is already destroyed, so i would be curious as to how batshit his movie would be.

[@Paulafan5]

Tarantino should have directed Solo. That would have been more in his wheelhouse.

[@troymash8109]

He begged to direct the next Star Trek and was told no.....That was idiotic. A Star Trek w Tarantino written dialogue would have been fackin sweet.

[@madkoala2130]

Actually, it would be better if Tarantino does his own SF thing. No franchises attached, just him and what ever thinks up for Sci-Fi world where you can still have conversations like in his movies.

[@g54b95]

Rodriguez would also be great.

[@7thwheel]

@@g54b95 He had his chance with Book of Boba Fett and gave us the most embarrassingly pathetic chase scene I have ever seen.

[@steelshepherd6843]

3:39 Good god, what kinda drugs is he on...

[@jolly_priest]

Ego

[@DrumRoody]

Narcissism

[@protalghulnist4126]

Yes

[@Kurgan0822]

Himself

[@blacknapalm2131]

*'She identifies as a Skywalker'* was the ending of the last 'film' Is this real life

[@TheGreatPooyah]

it’s crazy to fathom just how much money has been lost…. Wow

[@zazoreal5536]

07:15 Ok dude I'll fck off now and come back later! That was another good video!

[@proybankins709]

Using the time stamp for upvotes are we? Very clever

[@gussie88bunny]

​@proybankins709 ..... it was a deliberately gratuitous use of a comment feature that literally did not help the reader. Which is funny. So he gets a thumb up. Your smug bullying does not.

[@andydufresnefromshawshank5866]

0:38 Funny how Knights of the Old Republic 21 years earlier gives you far more options and make La you choose light side of dark side

[@metalguy098]

6:24 "Mauled to death" Great pun haha. I see what you did there ;)