Mitch Hedberg Lays Out the Perfect Pizza Franchise

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[@glomargadaffi2129]

Normalize the audio. That stinger at the end blew my brains out.

[@williamwilliams7697]

P L 0pp Lllp:

[@stevetancredi6034]

Thank you for this

[@blupunk01]

"If you're flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit." I said this to someone not two months ago. Some of Mitch's best lines never leave my head.

[@ae4164]

"An escalator cannot break, it can only become stairs." Mitch Hedberg's wisdom makes Confucius look like Jaden Smith.

[@wvu05]

@@ae4164 "Escalator is now stairs. We apologize for the convenience."

[@byte01010101me]

I guess when an elevator breaks it turns into a closet.

[@dutchdykefinger]

@@byte01010101me that, or a bullet train to hell morphing into an oversized casket, depending on high up you are and how badly it breaks.

[@JohnWalker-sn9fq]

"Dogs are always in the push up position."

[@greenyawgmoth]

I used to love Might Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

[@prod6mill.512]

greenyawgmoth 🤣

[@nosuchluck9477]

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[@mitchellmcglamry2074]

That was awesome

[@Patchaddictedpolymath]

Reminds me of something Woody Harrelson said

[@lemongavine]

I see what you did there. You’re a real fan.

[@user-pg7uj4bp4q]

"I never take drugs, I always pay for them."

[@meganperreault5191]

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[@nr1NPC]

He had 100% Swedish humor. His father must had joked alot with him with Swedish jokes.

[@eri020]

@Lisa Surlie you're weird for that one fam

[@bajenbilly]

@Lisa Surlie did you even get the joke lmao wtf

[@RinnzuRosendale]

@Lisa Surlie just popping in a year later to point out what an awful person you were here. 😉

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

My favorite Mitch routine is where someone says "Here's a picture of me when I was younger" and Mitch says "ALL pictures of you are from when you were younger!"

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

@Micah Mcgaffin Are you sure? because I seem to remember that he told the story as someone said this to him. It would be nigh impossible to find that sketch again...

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

@Micah Mcgaffin Nobody says it to him on the stage, true, if that's what you mean. But Mitch says that a person said this to him and he also says how he replied. I'm 87% confident that this is what happened. :^P

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

@Micah Mcgaffin Hey! I found it!: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnSYl4yie9Wro9E He says "One time a guy handed me a picture and said 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger."

[@trajectoryunown]

Mine is "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too!"

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

@@trajectoryunown Yep, that's a good one. Really a bummer that he was so into drugs (heroin was his drug of choice if I remember correctly). Killed him in the end. Way too young and too talented.

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

RIP Mitch... You were a legend without even knowing... You are proof people can work thru anxiety and do their thing... Love ya man... Xoxo

[@GodinSpace]

Well apparently he couldn't work through it lol

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

@loserface everyone has their own demons one way or another... The fact he ever got on stage in the first place is impressive... Xoxo

[@GodinSpace]

@@joleneangelicsingarrett5837 well you sure are fun at parties

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

@loserface always... xoxo

[@xavierbennett3248]

What happened to him?

[@vgothvgoth3219]

Every time I'm handed a flyer i think of Mitch...man i miss him! I don't think I've ever quoted someone as much...i never get tired of him even after watching for years

[@Alejandro_87]

"I played in a death metal band. People either loved us or they hated us, or they thought we were okay."

[@LordMurdocka]

“That joke was better than you acted”

[@LoveKeepsGiving]

One of the best jokes ever! Which means meh, just another Mitch Hedberg quote.

[@matthewnewberry3172]

"I dont believe in cell phones or beepers. I just hang out with everyone I know all the time. When someone needs to get ahold of me, they just say; Hey Mitch! And I turn my head slightly." R.I.P you funny mother you.

[@staceymarie6895]

When ever I'm depressed I listen to KZbin videos of Mitch Hedberg. A genius. Gone too soon.

[@dimitrismith5496]

Katch up the broad way is right round the corner bae

[@holycrapchris]

The ending is cutoff. After the audience laughs, "You guys are a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds, I need to change that last line to, _man, you got a lotta shit on your head!_ "

[@PoisondBacon]

Nobody can make me laugh as hard as this goofy bastard. Rest in peace. So glad he fought through his anxiety to share his hilarious jokes accompanied by perfect timing.

[@atheismgaming17]

For me, John Mulaney matches him. R.I.P Mitch Hedburg

[@whitemike1221able]

An escalator can never be broken, it just becomes stairs! Sorry for the convenience 🤣🤣🤣 I miss mitch so much, truly amazing stand up.

[@Rookseven7]

I think that line every time I see a broken elevator!!

[@greenyawgmoth]

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

[@mitchellmcglamry2074]

My favorite comedian

[@phise1]

Absolute LEGEND! Miss you everyday Mitch, you rocked the comedy scene with your overtly simple delivery yet brilliant take on the most mundane subjects is still unmatched. RIP KING.

[@googleisillukinati8071]

TECHNOLOGY!

[@jtoms3]

"People either loved us or hated us....or they thought we were okay." 🤣

[@krowwithakay]

I wish Mitch was still alive, he’s my absolute favorite comedian. Most underrated comedian

[@edgarvalencia9639]

"Turkey's, just be your selves "😂 😎😂

[@moedoesdiys1880]

There has never been a better comedian! I’m so glad to see he’s still going thru his shows. He lives on! the best!!! 🙌🏼

[@RS-ec6ik]

He died

[@jamesr8738]

Hahaha I just saw a cinnamon roll candle yesterday. Mitch was years ahead of the times.

[@jeffnaslund]

The Kurt Cobain of comedy

[@mchikos]

Jeff Naslund too tru!

[@doofus0123]

absolutely Perfect description.

[@georgeholt325]

Nice one.

[@resident_alien595]

Nailed it. He was exactly that.

[@Time4House]

Absolutely

[@pillar81]

"A lot of death metal bands had intense names like Rigor Mortis, or Mortuary, or Obituary. We weren't that intense. We went with Injured. Later on we changed it to Acapella...as we were walking out of the pawn shop." That had to simmer a bit in the audience brains until they got it.

[@Shredulex]

... I've listened to Mitch for years and I still don't get the A Capella pawn shop part...

[@karlinchina]

@@Shredulex Seems like kind of a bad joke. They pawned the instruments so they had to become A Capella? I think.

[@Shredulex]

@@karlinchina Ooooooh. Went right over my head.

[@pillar81]

@@karlinchina You got it. Circle gets the square.

[@Nick30468]

I thought I'd heard all of his jokes, but this one I seem to have missed. I thought it was hilarious.

[@gracjanrotke]

Mitch is killing it!!! ...glad I got to see him live

[@andrewbowman4010]

Yeah..... He killed himself....... 🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@gracjanrotke]

@@andrewbowman4010 not fucking funny! Poor choice of words! ... disgusting fumor!

[@andrewbowman4010]

@@gracjanrotke 😂😂😂 a little sensitive there aren't we? I mean honestly, if you love stand up comedy and that offended you, then idk what to tell you. 😂😂😂

[@MysteryScienceGaming]

that fire exit joke is just stellar.

[@jaygroomes1357]

I love how real this guy is

[@Jim73]

love this guy. I wish he was still here telling jokes

[@killibeats]

gottdamn that dude at 3:00 was loving this

[@SavagesInMyTown]

he told like 20 jokes in 5 minutes lol respect

[@DJ-ys9pv]

Cool to put a face to the voice lol didn’t realize I even knew who he was when I clicked the vid it wasn’t until he stared talking. Unmistakable cadence and style

[@merisonola]

*An escalator can never break. It just becomes stairs.* Legendary.

[@TieDef]

I love those slow burn jokes. You're so used to a different kind of storytelling from stand up comedians that it can take a second to realize that you've already heard the entire joke; you have to replay it in your head real quick before you can laugh.

[@MrBaronCabron]

Tbf, this is the complete opposite of a slow burn. Watch Stewart Lee Pear Cider for a "slow burn". Love Mitch tho

[@disterbed7104]

the man the legend the king of 1 liners

[@SpaceExplorer4430]

What about Chandler from friends? 😂

[@nihilist_lol]

@@SpaceExplorer4430 what about no.

[@SpaceExplorer4430]

@@nihilist_lol how about no, to you

[@shootits48]

He's my favorite comedian, i know his stuff by heart. 🤣

[@gabrielcarter3936]

‘When someone hands you a flyer it’s like they’re asking YOU to throw it away’ 😂😂

[@CountArtha]

"Later we changed it to A Capella, as we were leaving the pawn shop." Took the audience a second to get that one. :D

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

@Paul Turnbloom Really?

[@SovereignMoney]

They didn’t buy any pawned instruments?

[@vanhopecomedy]

Okay I had to read the comments to get it. Mitch was way ahead of his time.

[@barryanderson3910]

@Colton Moore The reason they didn't get it is that they were trying to relate it to his previous comment about extreme names, and it really wasn't related.

[@JeffWarren47]

@Kent Kerr I'm a new COMIC and Mitch was/is my inspiration.Id love ur OPINION.SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@MrPantheren]

like every three months i get the line “and they all want SUNCHIPS” stick in my head… this guy made such an impact on me unknowingly

[@mattmarzula]

Got any more sad stories with atrocious grammar?

[@MrPantheren]

Matt Marzula heck yeah! my newest sad story is ur miserable life

[@gregdahlen4375]

different kinda earworm

[@travim4314]

He was the best. Still laughing at the same jokes after all these years.

[@Vicarious_me87]

"I used to smoke pot, I still do. But i used to too..."

[@filmfelineadmin]

Nice avatar haha you're a cefolopoid

[@nillathrilla]

GOAT!! the best ever, still missed. I still listen to his specials

[@sloppydice1215]

Hands down, the best quotes I’ve ever used during common bar conversations was from Mitch

[@omegachuy]

Here you throw this away! 😂

[@Doomreb]

*RIP Mitch Hedberg*

[@cinnamongirl3070]

"You have a lot of nerve." "Well, you have a lot of cranium accessories." 🤣

[@yomomma4270]

I said, 'Hey! You got a lot of... cranium... accessories.'

[@BubbaZen10]

Makes me smile every time i watch him.

[@TheGreatBoomy25]

Call it irony, but Mitch passed on April 1st. Even making a joke out his last day, genius.

[@birrdman928]

Mitch: I hate turkeys Me:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@joanrey6103]

Rip legend

[@thai7em]

RIP Mitch still one of my most favorite comedians.

[@aaronhickman192]

Yankee Candle owes his estate some bills

[@dwyanejordan234]

We need a movie about Mitch. Evan Peters would do an amazing job

[@ALWTunes]

I still constantly quote Mitch among friends and family. Still a legend to me.

[@braptor87]

Im sorry that your standards for legends is so low.

[@KellyTaylorGuy]

I got to talk to him after a show once. "Hey Mitch. I just saw you at OU...You were great". I can't remember if he said "thanks" or "alright" but he replied and smiled.

[@jhyland87]

"I use to draw you..." "Because i was under the impression that mustard stain came out" Hahaha

[@FRATZROCKET]

Brilliant. Miss this guy so dam much.

[@THX11458]

It's funny how life imitates art - today they sell candles that smell just like cinnamon rolls when you light them.

[@hihowsitgoing2867]

T. Gorbach shitty scented candles are neither life nor art lmao

[@yukimaruzam]

And now roommates wake up with false hopes

[@InstantSoop]

Hi, How’s it going? Right over your head. The “art” is the comedy by Mitch, the “life imitating art” are the Cinnabon candles being created after Mitch made that joke. Hence life imitating art...

[@VaultRadio]

And most of those stoner thought memes are literally things Mitch would say

[@MrAdriaxe]

A good idea is a good idea forever.

[@Rob_Kates]

I loved his delivery.

[@alburnett75]

This man was so underrated 😧 love me some Mitch ❤❤❤

[@tmac8892]

Escalators never break. They become stairs.

[@tylerphillips503]

Twitter needs Mitch

[@mattmarzula]

Too bad he died before it was a thing.

[@raykehr1832]

RIP Mitch Hedberg. Loved this guy.

[@Paineinyourblank]

Man I love Mitch Hedberg..

[@ceddy123]

you can't tell from this clip but This is the special that Mitch bombed bombed doing. At one point during this special he sits on the stairs and says "this is going horribly" 😂😂😂

[@robertbeauchamp4031]

don't worry be happy I was wondering if this was that special.

[@stephencarmickle]

I love watching that video, he turns the crowd around about half way through.

[@jordanrodriguez6412]

Yah of course he did. He wasnt that funny.

[@Fresh_Biscuits]

@@jordanrodriguez6412 your opinion is wrong.

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

@@Fresh_Biscuits Your opinion is right.

[@joejitsu034]

Gone but never forgotten ❤️

[@digitalrea]

This guy's a legend 👏

[@Grimblenork]

Honestly injured would be an awesome metal band name

[@charleshoughton100]

I'm so thankful for this man

[@flynnswagmire4303]

Best to ever do it.

[@samuelrobertson1567]

I'm still laughing at the first joke. I can't get pass that shit lol

[@bobjr8658]

I never got to meet him or see him live but man I really miss something

[@mossymoose8920]

You could see he was a lot more chill on stage in these later clips

[@lander77477]

Hey the last part of that joke was cut out, he then says "This is a smart crowd, when I play the dumb crowd I gotta say, you gotta lot of shit on your head"

[@onjofilms]

Jesus Christ, that final sound blew my speakers. Or I'm deaf now.

[@KidYoureAHomo]

Laugh Factory does the same thing

[@JohnSmith-dq4dx]

@@KidYoureAHomo Yeah it's their new policy, it's called "Pay for the show or your ears will explode".

[@erikprestonTV]

Wow, the sound effect at the end are loud.

[@rockerknight25]

I find myself talking with his inflection sometimes and feel guilty. Hopefully if he's up there he finds what I say amusing.

[@joshmccoy1522]

I just read that with Mitch's inflection.

[@AsukaLangleyS02]

You mean in hell for being an unfunny drug addict.

[@losthaze]

@@AsukaLangleyS02 oh hey! i'm sure you'll see him soon :)

[@Bikewithlove]

Great clip! It might be a good idea to raise the volume on Mitch, and lower the outro sound effect at the end.

[@blackgoatwithathousandyoun5785]

LOL at the noise someone makes at 1:25 "Wahhhhhh"

[@ScaricoOleoso]

I had never heard of this guy. Then one night, a coworker invited me out to see him. Then the show ended up canceled. Turns out he died that night.

[@MichelleMoonMaddox]

That's so sad. Sorry you didn't get to watch him in person. He was cool and hung around afterwards if the crowd was right.

[@AsukaLangleyS02]

Wow, youre a better comedian than he ever was by me watching this one clip I never laughed, scrolled down to read yours and it made me laugh hard.

[@AsukaLangleyS02]

@Username 1991 It was the opposite for me, he was really boring and this comment was funny.

[@kragger1985]

Was he good then?

[@jevo6547]

Deus Vult damn too bad no one cares tho

[@Ghost_SniperAirsoft]

This guy was a true Class act. Died way too soon like many greats. RIP

[@EsenJolie]

i luv 2 rewatch Mitch Hedberg jokes 🔥🔥🔥

[@SomeRightGuy]

3:58 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👍

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

Greatest comic of all time.

[@mattmarzula]

Nope. Not even Top 20. And yes, I can name 20 without looking them up. If you went by fan base, number of specials; ticket, album, and merchandise sales; catalog and body/bodies of work(s)... Hell, if you went just by overdosed and dead comedians alone he doesn't make Top 5. The guy was a flash in the pan and went nowhere fast. Whatever arbitrary measure you're using insults every other comedian that is better than him alive or dead.

[@jefar53]

I love Mitch my top 3 I love Dave Chappell Rodney dangerfield and Gary Gullman

[@jesse-ei7yt]

@@mattmarzula your perspective on Mitch Hedberg (RIP) is subjective and you shouldn't treat it as if it's objective truth. let people enjoy things. you're a bummer.

[@cowpiekiller]

@@mattmarzula just shut the fuck up. Not everyone needs that autism is their lives

[@GeoffNelson]

Mitch was a once in a generation comedian. We miss him.

[@BlazRa]

His bit about turkeys can apply to pears as well they put pear juice in everything

[@DaBirdman1989]

This man taught the wonders of baked potatoes.

[@gregdahlen4375]

potatoes that smoked a lotta pot?

[@schlickrick4526]

Crazy, never knew Billy Ray Cyrus was this talented

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

Doesn't look, talk, or act like him but okay.

[@potdragon8091]

I bet there is a long list of stuff you don't know.

[@schlickrick4526]

Crazy, never knew Billy Ray Cyrus fans were so defensive

[@SuperBoomshack]

@@Sk8boardpsych0 this dope must be cross eyed and is just guessing, lol

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

@@SuperBoomshack If you didn't call him a "dope" that would be a beautiful Mitch Hedberg joke.

[@sherlytle1057]

So sad for us! What an amazing cool guy! RIP Dude

[@briancooper2112]

Mitch was funny as hell.😎

[@chrisjsaleen]

hey! demetri martin stole that joke about the flyers!

[@wherestheovenmit8466]

I love how random he was

[@JakeRanney]

He was so eloquent, yet so goofy

[@darkswim8686]

A legend.

[@bridgetstoli2347]

that boy is high af

[@JD-ns9mr]

What kind of cigars do you like? Its a boys 😂😂😂

[@StONed-mb1iv]

'...a lot of..... cranium accessories?'

[@tinytanks]

MISS YOU, MITCH!

[@dougblazer1376]

He was the best , sure miss him.

[@JankoDeGraaf]

Sad that this guy won't have known that he will be remembered as a great

[@dainhuston]

I forgot all about the lot of cranium accessories. The 90's my friends my boss at the time everybody would share their favorite Mitch joke

[@lionheartroar3104]

This guy was brilliant

[@monkadelic13]

I kept my receipt for the donut, but still dont know why ink and paper was added to this deal