Trump’s Mugshot, The Blind Side + More - Josh Johnson - Chelsea Factory - Standup Comedy

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#Trump #mugshot #blindside

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends. Thank you all for supporting me. Subscribe to my page for new content weekly

[@Moonlight_Glo]

I'm subscribing cause your voice is sexy n I like listening to it. Jus sayin 💜💜💜🇹🇹

[@ficofinesse]

Howwwww do you have sooo much material? Ive never seen anything like it

[@WCandle-zx6kg]

@@ficofinesse I agree! I think he's just cerebral that way! Lol 😆 :))

[@thisisit333]

You are by far my favorite comedian. I consider you a humorist, great comedic writer and one of the finest storytellers. I’ve watched your stand up since 2015. Thanks for getting me through trump & covid! Excited to see what’s next!!!

[@LaSabrinaSabrosa]

DONE, baby! 🎉❤

[@eliza6971]

I know it was a throwaway line but there’s something about “We can’t give him his story back” that’s really powerful

[@ilovetattoos23]

Very powerful!

[@nicksanchez4509]

josh is both a comedic genius and a pretty sincere person

[@amberdragonis1932]

Micheal said Sandra didn’t do anything to him.

[@PRIMETATTOOS]

Turns out Michael Oher is full of 💩. He was 18 when they entered into a conservatorship. They couldn’t adopt him, because Ole Miss was their alma mater, and the guidelines would prevent him from attending, if the University thought that they took him in as a bribe, as long as he pledged to Ole Miss. He forgot that he mentioned knocking about his conservatorship 3 times in his book in 2011. The lawyers and the family also have proof that he’s gotten over $138,000 so far, and a check, as recently as this year. He’s a scumbag. That family is worth over 100 million dollars, and they were rich before they even met him. They tried to help him out and supported his ungrateful ass all those years, and now he’s saying they used him.

[@robins.9700]

Very true. And i like Josh's proposed solution to make him feel better 😂

[@LaughAngelsGibberish]

I am wheezing 😂, he said 'she's kissing the dog to much' as my dog was leaning away from me to avoid a forehead kiss

[@audreywellham2413]

😂🐾🤣💙

[@callmecharlie99]

Im being called out 😅

[@gingersnaps6004]

My dog too.. I try to give her a cheek kiss and she says “no bitch” with her eyes!! My other dog will kiss me till I die lol

[@codyhensley640]

The fact that Trump actually did what he said about putting his mugshot on a shirt is insane. Lol.

[@allprogrows358]

Josh damn near covering live events at this point 😂

[@KristineMaitland]

Yeah, so much so I'm waiting for post to drop when the news is happening. I'm on Canada so this is one of the only ways to get news since Facebook has cut the press off in my country. 😢

[@chelseaphilice7458]

He Coming for Trevor’s spot !!

[@joeld2036]

​@@chelseaphilice7458or Russell brands'

[@lexilion16]

At this point he just needs a news segment lol

[@vincents9620]

@@chelseaphilice7458wayyyy funnier the trevor

[@diegomesadiez]

"If she up, she up, I don´t fuck with the risen" LOL! I hadn´t laughed that hard watching stand up in a long time! That whole funeral story was great!

[@LlyleHunter]

I know. I almost died myself

[@jonplaud]

Something like that happened to my godfather (RIP), before the beginning of the wake his eye opened. My mom and aunt freaked TF out. Thry managed to glue it closed.😊😅

[@charlenelockhart9537]

Calm and fresh. Intelligent. Timing so different. Taught comedy at 2 colleges. Produced shows. It's been a long time since we have seen something that could have me listen, wait, laugh. Amazing.

[@markfoster1520]

Bam! I know; THIS guy......

[@BlkWolfGhost]

Wow! He did all that. My man.

[@sandrathompson1277]

America teaches comedy at college????? That would not happen in any other country…..

[@MyCorrectOpinions]

@@sandrathompson1277that’s probably why America produces most of the well known and acclaimed comedy performances too 😏😘😉

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

He's been doing comedy for like 12 years though!!! He does always keep his set new and fresh tho!

[@tim.a.k.mertens]

I love the way he gets all soft-spoken, and says some truly profound things, and then the punchline comes through but doesn't undercut what he said

[@electriclioness4607]

Josh Johnson is so relatable and freaking hilarious, I appreciate it

[@toryhavoc3152]

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[@charleskilgore2679]

I love when he talks about hanging out with his Grandma. Between this story and the trip to the discount grocery store where the two guys in wheelchairs were fighting...😂😂😂

[@keithwhitson]

He is wonderful

[@alovecolour]

"If this was just a weekend and she was playin Bernie," flew over a few heads. I loved it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@culturavibe]

Yup. I literally said under my breath “weekend at Bernie’s” and chuckled with the shoulder up and down motion 😂 These kids don’t know anything about that apparently 😂 💀 classic

[@user-fh6mc9du5n]

I loved both of those movies. My favourite scene has to be when Bernie's G.F. arrives in the middle of the night, goes into his bedroom, and after (supposedly) 20 minutes comes down and tells the main characters (after they ask her if everything was O.K.?) "Never been Better", completely unaware that she'd just committed necrophilia. (Completely Not Sorry If I Spoiled That For Anyone.)

[@andreachilton6037]

Bernie chilling at the beach with his headset and shades

[@alovecolour]

@@user-fh6mc9du5n you're terrible. Oh my gosh, I just realised how effed up that scene was 🤣😣 alot was "allowed" back then.

[@dreacdreac]

Josh Johnson always has fresh material. So funny.

[@8250764]

He should have been the new host for the Daily Show

[@toryhavoc3152]

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[@jasonbelona5297]

Ikr.. extremely impressive

[@Arshva]

​@@jasonbelona5297Insane man. New material like every week, all of it good! So much talent

[@dreacdreac]

@@8250764 right?

[@antelope6826]

The imitation of the woman’s reaction to the dead lady twitching was on point 😂. No wonder it took so long for everyone to come back into the room lol

[@legemini798]

Not only his jokes, but his workout routine look fresh in this set

[@negralopez5025]

Full nigga treatment omg

[@kingayy9267]

His hairstyle looks great on him, too. The shirt is very flattering.

[@zachbailey7829]

Aye I was gone say mans beefing up

[@malonesizelove]

He jacked nice!

[@drebugsita]

Im wondering about his skincare routine! Ready to take notes!

[@thomasmitchell4372]

Josh is really funny, but the fact that he can actually get deep and make you take a step back *while* being funny... that's special. The level of insight Josh has into the human condition and society at large is a drink of clean water in a world full of Redbull.

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

Very well said❤

[@RevCeleste]

Too many fire moments to settle on one, but as a 71-year-old who has taken some Falls, i can sure as hell relate to that! So glad that I discovered your comedy. You hit us all

[@melaber77]

How does he consistently come up with so much great content?! That trump mugshot came out yesterday, so this was filmed last night! That’s some quick comedic turnaround time to already have a bit about the mugshot!

[@user-fh6mc9du5n]

If I had a trump mugshot T-shirt and could get any message printed on it, mine would read, I fucked up twice as much as bush in half the time.

[@Lantern-oj2xc]

This dude gets better at his stand up everything I see him since his catfish days lol

[@quetzelmedina3]

I agree. Solid progression. Id like to see him in person now. This looks like a really good time.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Sometimes you gotta get those kkk ribs

[@xapokalypse]

Sometimes when I feel down I go back to that video lol always a good laugh

[@SamSolasdonSaol]

Is that Butcher's English? Be clearer.

[@haydehero6561]

These are Chris rock remixed jokes

[@lilianebrown4327]

love how he transitions between quiet & animated voice

[@hamsandwich780]

He's definitely got the comic transition down pat, and he mostly just does it by changing his tone and delivery, and it almost never feels forced. Really great technique.

[@marykathleenbuckley3635]

This guy has class, he’s really funny without using gross language. He’s special.

[@catherineprice1613]

Exactly 💯

[@charlesgallagher1376]

At 66 years old I’ve seen a lot of stand up. This guys good. And trump is selling t shirts with his mug.

[@11FBA11]

The problem with the mugshot is that it doesn't look like a mugshot. People wanted the black and white photo with the height lines behind him, with the prisoner number at the bottom. His mugshot just looks like a bad photo. A drivers license at best.

[@kissit012]

@@11FBA11mugshots don’t look like that anymore. They’re just regular pictures to identify the person. I don’t think too many people know that

[@11FBA11]

@@kissit012 he could have at least put on the orange jumpsuit. If he is going to market himself as "persecuted by the democrats ", gotta lean into it a little.

[@DennisFawcett-ck1fq]

7 million $$$

[@RONISU78]

I love how quick you get your jokes out on current events, takes a tremendous talent to do this!

[@scoobynga8708]

It's like something comes up in the news and his first response is "I gotta hit a comedy club immediately!"

[@stephaniehueseman2014]

Not just funny but super insightful; intellectual and clever; brass, candid and also compassionate. Great talent.

[@catherineprice1613]

Amazing man!

[@thisisit333]

Josh is one of the best storytellers! I could listen to him all day!!! 😂😂😂

[@julielobenzana8668]

Thank you for saying something about people getting older I’m only 52, but I’m already seeing how people are treating me different and I am still fit and active . But as I hear a young man like you talk about older people, it gives me hope and it tells me that you’re away is beyond your years.

[@delaneydavis7301]

I’m such a fan! Josh, thank you so much for speaking about aging and about how we only value youth. I study aging, and empathy and wisdom are so important and valuable. You are funny but also very cognizant of what is going on in the world and I really appreciate that.

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

The funeral bit was the best bit I’ve heard in ages and I watch a lot of standup. Was *crying* laughing!

[@amedmondson]

😂 I made the funeral circuit with my my grandma too, on my annual summer visits to stay with my grandparents. Lots of the folks were women from her church group. But when I got a little older I learned from my mom that she sometimes would read the obituaries in the newspaper and go to funerals of random strangers, just out of curiosity. 😮

[@massiahgrom]

Irs a social thing, and great way to get a husband.

[@bjdefilippo447]

​@@clo5671OK, that it legit the most interesting "how I got into my field" story I've ever heard.

[@malkahbatyisrael290]

That was like my Mom, who we sent on to glory, at almost 93, going on 2 weeks ago this Friday. She believed in attending folk's homegoing. RIP Mommy, I think of you daily.

[@monicarenee7949]

That’s how my ex’s mom is. I guess it’s an older woman thing? But weird to me. She reads the obituary every day. When my mom passed she wanted to go even though I said it was for immediate family only during covid pandemic. The rest could watch virtually. She didn’t understand, like why do you have to go to every funeral? Lol it’s weird

[@xXizorelXx]

The Bernie joke went over people's heads, but that shit had me choking on my laugh 😂😆😫🤣

[@stillhere1425]

I experienced that fall, Josh. I tripped on the edge of a kitchen tile and FLEW down the foyer and broke my shoulder, and could not get up. I went from middle-aged and capable to elderly and frail in the time it took me to soar down the length of that entryway and land.

[@humbletroubles]

Love how I could be sitting around thinking how done I am with a topic or news event…and still rush to click when I see Josh has a take

[@Exile97]

Man its tough to go on such long runs of serious dialogue and completely release all that tension with one great Punchline. And bro just keeps doing it!

[@lindagnat-mullin8108]

I totally enjoy Josh's comedy -- fresh, intelligent, clearly observed. Pretty great!!! 😊

[@NatmanForever]

This guy is incredible. I feel got I got more laughs and unique insights in these 14 minutes then most comics can give in 90.

[@kingayy9267]

@NatmanForever Are you familiar with Joe List or Nate Bargatze?

[@KEMETE101]

This guy is on top of his game.

[@jenlancaster9552]

This kid……the world has been waiting for him!!!!! Thank you!!!!! ♥️👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@kathleenyes-cp2uf]

I love the little hip wiggle at the start of the 911 call

[@cain6981]

Josh please never stop doing comedy. Can't wait to see how good you are in 10 years when you're already this talented

[@TheSpazzQueen]

“Ain’t no reason to grieve if she risen” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simon_96]

I knew something was up when I saw the story of a wonderful adopting rich family so perfect and selfless because rich people don't become rich by doing good things

[@celestialnubian]

This is crazy. I literally came to youtube wishing Josh was on this. Josh is on this. 🤣

[@michaepwright]

📠🐝

[@Aloof_Buddha]

It has been really cool watching you refine the craft over the years.

[@Test-nr3cd]

Where you going? 🤔😅

[@alphakenny1]

grandmama's squad be droppin' off

[@landi777]

😂😂😂😂

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

I tapped on this thinking is was a ready video but now I'm jonesing for it!

[@litawi7869]

Somebody has been working out 😳🤩 keep up the good work! I always enjoy this brother’s wit+comedy. It’s more to it, but it’s always a recipe that ends with me laughing FOR REAL and OUT LOUD!!!

[@hanukatquimcampoix4329]

From someone who has been following your comedy for some time now, I'm totally impressed on the evolution of your arms. Finally, that all those telephone bits are paying off... damn bro!

[@ponfarrgirlvulcnasty9260]

Can't nobody tell a story quite like you! Get em! 😁

[@MarshmilloJB]

Josh, your comedy has always resonated with me. Also, that shirt makes your biceps look incredible.

[@fictionjunkie]

I looked into the Blindside lawsuit. They didn't actually steal his money, they used the conservatorship to get him into their college around the rules.

[@user-lv8li6xc2d]

Wait, an entire NFL salary to bribe his way into college? That’s confusing

[@fictionjunkie]

@@user-lv8li6xc2d they didn't bribe the way into college,they used the conservatorship as a way to get around a no nepotism rule because they were on the college board.

[@MrBlazingninja]

Josh is so consistantly funny always looking forward to his stand up uploads.

[@thefsdfsefs3274]

i've been binging all of his videos but this fit forces me to finally say it. why is this man so GORGEOUS

[@catherineprice1613]

IKR‽

[@nikkilb]

Someone has been working out ❤ 💪

[@pedromegashit9999]

Josh Johnson reminds me why I love stand up. I’m glad I get to enjoy his talent

[@Testtesttest777]

He is literally phenomenal! My side hurts 😭😭😭

[@BrendanMcGinley]

Josh Johnson never fails to impress and entertain.

[@adurpandya2742]

This guy pumps out almost daily standup. Great stuff.

[@WCandle-zx6kg]

So happy for what I know will be intelligent, insightful, and absolutely hilarious commentary on this issue ❤☺️

[@randallisaeff1876]

I just discovered Josh Johnson, thanks to KZbin. Josh is hilarious, a great storyteller and observer of the human condition. He is going to be a BIG name in stand-up comedy!

[@bjdefilippo447]

Hopefully, the writer's strike will resolve soon, and you can see him on The Daily Show.

[@InfinteIdeas]

The cadence of your delivery is fantastic.

[@Chuckkharlem]

I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😂😂 hold it together as an 8 year took me tf out 😂😂😂

[@aud9851]

Someone should make the shirt, and then donate all the proceeds to nonprofits benefiting every projected group of people Trump has menaced or mocked.

[@ekdaufin1485]

They’d need the rights to the image though…

[@pdan4]

@@ekdaufin1485 Technically yes, but in practice, no (it's quite easy to sell t-shirts with pretty much anything on them)

[@gwho]

they should donated it to all the people trumps accusers hurt in BLM and antifa riots

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

Trumpees on Jan 6: “This is our country! We’re patriots!” Trumpees on Jan 7: “That was ANTIFA!”

[@rayay248]

@@gwho y’all need new material

[@Cheese_crackers]

I was binging this man stuff while at work and he drops tonight?? Lol awesome

[@mrwilliams9954]

With the ability to create jokes using current events, Josh, you’re on track to being one of the best comedians in the industry. Words marked… Keep doing your thing Brodie 👍

[@haydehero6561]

Quantity isn’t quality

[@jamretro1336]

​@haydehero6561 why are you consistently hating on him?

[@LlyleHunter]

Some people just don’t know how to have a good time

[@anettee.1805]

Really love all his shows. It’s always a great laugh … but also I always learn something. While I’m sitting listening thinking ‘oh I didn’t know that’ … and then the story is presented with comedic flair.

[@sheilabjeletich5038]

Josh, please don't stop doing comedy. You just get better.

[@JustMe_OhWell]

The day most of us had been waiting for 😂😂

[@vibecerra1234]

I REALLY LIKE HOW HE EXPLAINS SHIT...SUPER FUNNY. 😂 HE NEVER RUSHES THE JOKE...HE'S CALM. AND THEN BAM!!! 😅😅😅 HAD ME CRACKIN THE FUKK UP.

[@JamieAnnInTheWorld]

His formula of quiet deep thoughts to boom hilarious is so good! ❤❤

[@jaygorippa6746]

He's getting comfortable in his craft. Not complacent. No, just comfortable enough to use silence as a tool. Comfortable enough to speak wisdom, express fears, and be loud & silly all within the span of 10 minutes. This is not a comedian. This is a storyteller who is going to grow into something spectacular.

[@Lisa_5591]

Actually he is already marketing that mugshot!

[@LIBqueen]

Not even surprised 😂 I know they planned the shit out of that mugshot - It's good though, I'll give him that

[@SallyHewson]

Wonderfully funny and insightful. And it's all delivered with a mellifluous voice that's beautiful to listen to.

[@DizzyNW]

Always been a fan. Love what you're doing these days. Keep it up! Write a movie? Your stories are cinematic and your characters are emotionally relatable. Would love to see you produce a comedy with heart.

[@yungthnapples3818]

He called his shot with the shirt and there it is that's crazy

[@sonicboomkj]

"Been talking all that good sh!t about Biden's fall and I hit the ground just like him" that's funny ish😅

[@amateurflor13]

"a weekend she was playin' bernie" is HILARIOUS

[@christinecrosby4810]

Josh has a cadence that reminds me a lot of Dave Chappelle, especially paired with the storytelling style.

[@Dizzle93]

Ooooooooh this bout to be GOOODT 🍿

[@Grunge_Cycling]

I loved the bit about appreciating the process of aging. I'm at the point of my life where I stopped complaining why one tub of ice cream contains multiple serving sizes. Now I understand that even ice cream could be lethal when you are older.

[@o-wolf]

Dudes been hitting the gym 💪🏾🕶️

[@Kcali111]

Lookin' swoll 🎉 My Grandma was my best friend We always had a good time.

[@thestormlscoming]

I'm surprised they didn't make Josh the next Daily Show Host since he's already a writer. I wonder if he rejected it. He would be perfect for it given how he's already doing this on stage. I do prefer the stand up format though so I love that he's been giving us fresh material every week!

[@jkap34]

He probably rejected it if they even considered him. He's doing what now with trevor noah, that podcast. He's like a cohost, hasn't been on in a few weeks i think, but he is mostly on it.

[@avataraarow]

I love these man, thanks for posting so many sets for us! These always make my day😁

[@Tabitha16]

The fall bit deadass had me spilling water on myself Omg😂

[@vulgaris1251]

In the mugshot trump looks like he is making the face Ben Stiller did in Zoolander😂😂

[@wcs792]

Trump's mugshot looks like he's trying to go for "Joker" and made it as far as "clown".

[@adrianjas284]

🤡

[@KINDaf]

He looks like he needs to pinch a loaf

[@Iloveswedes]

Make-up!

[@MattSeremet]

"BLIND SIDED" lmao that was the best topper to that bit

[@eccentricJill]

I cackled 😂

[@_Pauper_]

This guy has it all. Lord help us, don’t mess him up Hollywood!

[@sarahbooth174]

To realize now about how fleeting youth is, and enjoying all you can from it is wisdom. It's over before you know it and to respect those who no longer have it is a beautiful and honorable thing. Your grandma did well by you! I hope you have great success!

[@TheSyborgue]

I discovered his work a week ago or so and i'm addicted. The calm pacing of the act makes it perfect to be thoughtful to

[@harryfranklin1263]

You're one of my favorites, and your style feels so unique to you. I hope I can see you when you come to Chicago!

[@KOUdance]

I love how calmly he delivers his bits. I could listen to him read a story

[@MrEzekiel1982]

This man is a thoughtful intelligent comedian. Breath of fresh air

[@lilys7431]

I’m buying the bootlegged copy of the t-shirt from a fair booth.

[@RevCeleste]

And draw devil horns on it with a black marker😂

[@lilys7431]

@@RevCeleste Yes 👏 😀😂😀

[@bloopity4117]

His material is always so fresh what an icon he really pumpin out the jokes fast

[@hafwaybrown]

Most underrated comic alive or dead.

[@katboss4886]

Josh is 🔥 & fine!

[@keegantunks1953]

Josh’s grandma just be taking him to see zombies on the regular

[@timriesz3366]

Great material, the timing is on point. Straight faced, thinking he is about to say something serious and takes everyone on a detour. With your “fall”, it would be great if your showed concern about breaking a hip!!! 😂😂😂

[@johnlewis8934]

These clips are hilarious every joke was spot on especially the ending one where he tried to grab stuff. Great set as usual Josh 😂

[@karlymartin3502]

his voice gets deeper every day